"I Love You, Social Distancing" Song by Eric Cartman (Original Music) - SOUTH PARK

Cartman sings about all the ways the pandemic has made his life better.
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EXT. WIDE SHOT - CARTMAN'S HOUSE - MORNING
It's more of a drone point of view wide shot, high angle with a few more houses visible around Cartman's. As if on cue from, Randy's last line, Big theatrical happy music starts to play.
Then a TITLE FADES up --- 'South Park' and then 'Pandemic Special'
CARTMAN (V.O.)
Wow...
INT. CARTMAN'S ROOM - MORNING
Cartman is sleeping in his bed when his alarm goes off. His eyes open but he doesn't move.
HAPPY MUSIC plays as Cartman springs out of bed with a huge smile on his face and walks over to the curtains.
He THROWS the curtains open excitedly and looks out over the neighborhood.
CARTMAN
(singing)
Wow! Another day inside! Don't have to do a thing!
Cartman turns back to his room, puts out his arms and sings to the heavens-
CARTMAN
I love you social dis-tan-cing!
Cartman hops back up on his bed, standing on it to sing more.
CARTMAN
No one's around No one's talking to me Social distancing I'm freee!
INT. CARTMAN'S BATHROOM - SECONDS LATER
Cartman bursts in the bathroom and gesture towards the sink and shower.
CARTMAN
Don't have to brush my teeth - Or shower. For WHAT???
Smash cut to Cartman on the toilet reading a comic book.
CARTMAN
I can sit on the toilet for hours - As much as I want! Cuz no one's saying to meeee. You kids should get outside and do something.
Cartman's phone alarm goes off and he looks at it.
CARTMAN
Ohp! Nine am! Time for school!
INT. CARTMAN'S ROOM - SECONDS LATER
Cartman happily walks up to the computer and hits some buttons. The music to the song continues underneath.
BEHIND CARTMAN ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN - The other kids in Cartman's class start to pop up on a zoom call.
TEACHER
(on zoom)
Good morning guys, everyone ready to start school?
KIDS
Good morning/Hi Mrs. Davis/Hello/I'm here/etc.
TEACHER
Okay I think we're all here- I see Jimmy and Clyde are on now... ERIC ARE YOU THERE?
CARTMAN
Yes teacher I'm here! I can't wait to start scho- scho- ep. Ep. Ee.
As Cartman does this he pretends to be freezing.
TEACHER
Oh no Eric I think your computer is freezing up again?
CARTMAN
Oh no really? Can you guys hear me? I just said-- Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh.
Cartman freezes in a pose.
TEACHER
Eric you'll just have to listen again, okay? Best you can.
Cartman happily sets an iPad in from of his computer. The iPad has a fullscreen image of frozen Cartman with his eyes closed.
TEACHER (O.S.)
So let's start today guys, by going over yesterday's grammar examples. Wendy can you read the first one?
CARTMAN
(singing)
I'm cut off from the world! Isolated, alone-
On the way out, Cartman happily grabs a six foot stick that's standing by the door. Then he strikes a pose with it.
CARTMAN
This is what I call existancing!
INT. CARTMAN'S LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS
ON THE STAIRS - Cartman comes down the steps towards camera almost using the stick like a cane in a musical-
CARTMAN
No one can touch me - or boss me around!
Cartman comes bopping down the stairs still in his Pjs, happily holding his stick. His mom appears at the bottom of the stairs.
CARTMAN
Social Distancing-
CARTMAN'S MOM
(spoken)
Eric, aren't you supposed to be on your zoom call?
CARTMAN
(singing)
Stay away from me mom! Yeah! You got to keep your social dis-tance!
As Cartman does this he walks in a big semi circle around his mom with his stick pointed at her to keep her six feet away and heads to the kitchen-
INT. KITCHEN - MORNING
Smash cut to Cartman as he's just sitting down at the kitchen table to pour himself a big bowl of cheesy poofs poofs into a cereal bowl and then cover it with milk, smiling a humming the whole time.
CARTMAN
Cause all I'm gonna do is sing... About how much I love you - and I need you - social distancing!

[@southpark]

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[@OOL5]

Link don't work

[@toe3165]

Too many people are watching the pandemic special at the same time so that's why the link doesn't work

[@OOL5]

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[@harbi5460]

PAGE NOT FOUND, WHAT DO I DO???

[@JTPost]

epiCo

[@theredbrother6520]

This whole year is just a goldmine for the South Park writers.

[@sk4mpz523]

Lmao fr

[@99certain45]

It amazes me that they're retiring

[@UncleTeeg]

Aaron Hyde probably because people can’t take any jokes nowadays man. Sad

[@camilochaves4771]

@@99certain45 who said that?

[@desiterdane4286]

@@99certain45 they're not? Who said that

[@erikcintronthemite2755]

0:46 Poor Kenny he isn’t there cause he doesn’t have a computer.

[@DJKNITEX]

damn must have blown it up since the WOW episode lol

[@dsicfr]

his mom did have a ipad in the parents zoom meeting

[@jc_9609]

She stole it tho 😂

[@alextrebek6361]

Kenny's dead YOU BASTARDS!

[@jorgeigualbonilla9998]

Or ded by corona...

[@lia_gacha_fnaf5569]

I love how when cartman starts “glitching” Kyle gets angry cause he knows that he’s pretending

[@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923]

Lol

[@TheFrenchPug]

I had to go back and see him frowning.

[@Angelica_04]

He’s the only one who sees through his bullshit. 😂

[@BladedBear]

This was realistic. I had students do this, but they'd just turn their webcam off and type "My PC is freezing"...and then later when their parents forced them to rejoin, I'd see their TV had Fortnite's intro screen on it. 2020 was one hell of a ride.

[@soniamoon9779]

@@BladedBearYeah cuz you should know we dont wanna be in yall bum ass class, W kid for playing fortnite

[@ashleyhorne3502]

Ah, lockdown. The good ole days.

[@gunmasterx1164]

I missed lock down

[@willnack5315]

The glory days of us introverts!

[@gunmasterx1164]

@@willnack5315 yup

[@PizzaPlanet805]

Government wanted everyone stay quarantine Gamers: doing awesome jobs 👏

[@ashleyhorne3502]

@@PizzaPlanet805; gamers!! I crushed the zombie army trilogy and part 4 during beautiful lock down.

[@JuliusCaesar888]

Lmfao when Cartman is faking the lag, you see Kyle has a pissed off face, cause he knows he's full of shit. Subtle awesome detail.

[@kristopherjones7997]

As funny as this is I'm with Kyle

[@Noname-fb1mm]

And after Cartman pulls out his fake lag picture you can see Kyle's mouth moving at 1:19, almost as if he's trying to tell Mrs. Nelson that Cartman is faking his lag.

[@QL0715]

That’s my favorite part of the video 😭

[@Shnooben]

Yeah lol

[@karppeakdespina4580]

@@Noname-fb1mm Wendy also frowns there.

[@terencemcfadden7466]

This season is just gonna write itself.

[@ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440]

The minute the pandemic hit I immediately thought of all the material is has produced for try and parker

[@dedcaesar2325]

A revival of Douche vs Turd Sandwich?

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Nah the news will

[@BEANSBEANSBEANS404]

@@dedcaesar2325 they added Gay Fish to it (Kanye West running for preis)

[@zachivanouskas5181]

Tokens life matters😂

[@nxbula7540]

As an introvert, Cartman couldn't have been more relatable.

[@justinmiddleton8818]

Cartman faking his computer/Zoom feed freezing is just so hilarious, and even more so is that the teacher actually falls for it with not being suspicious or skeptical about it at all. Kyle's pissed look at 1:04 makes it even funnier still, because he obviously knows more than anyone that Cartman is up to his old tricks again and none of the other kids seem to really notice when he puts up a photo copy of his face appearing to be frozen on the screen. XD

[@jacobjorgenson9285]

Perhaps the teacher is just glad cartman won't be there

[@venemous15]

@@jacobjorgenson9285 id be like that as well

[@embedded_software]

He also doesn't mute his mic before he walks away from the computer and starts singing again lol

[@justinmiddleton8818]

@ClassicNickelodeonYe­sModernNickJrNo "Oh no, Eric your computer's freezing up again." "Oh no really can you guys hear me. I just said eh- eh- eh- eh- eh- eh."

[@sneakykamon]

I’m not gonna lie, Cartman’s morning energy was pretty much me all of April 2020

[@static-scribblez]

Same, while all my friends were bored out of their skull I was being a happy little introvert the entire lockdown lol

[@sneakykamon]

@@static-scribblez Yup. I started meditating, been keeping up with my college courses, wrote a book, sat home and collected unemployment. I really had little to complain about lol

[@hopeoconnor1626]

Not me, being that I’m an extrovert.

[@edwinazaiser38]

I was the happiest ever…

[@briank8697]

You're all insane, I was hitting the park and working out. I went to my friend's house and partied

[@Tw0Dots]

“No one’s around, no one’s talking to me” Introverts: _that hit different_

[@Professional_Nobody]

•• no babe that’s what introverts WANT 🤣

[@jadaw644]

@@Professional_Nobody That's what they're saying, hits in a good way.

[@GypsyWifeLife]

💯

[@Tw0Dots]

T B Um...did I not just say that? I think you misunderstood the joke lol.

[@ARedMotorcycle]

@T B And there's always at least one of you that doesn't get the joke. Never fails to happen.

[@lochnessable115]

I love how Cartman’s mom always looks like she’s scared talking with him 😂

[@Goatman_Gamer]

She should be.

[@takenshota546]

i mean, who wouldn't be?

[@coolbrotherf127]

I was an essential worker during all this and the best part was there was almost no traffic on the roads and my job required that I drive a lot. It was so nice being able to go anywhere with no traffic for months.

[@joshuabecker5154]

Too bad there was barely anywhere to go.

[@Methylated_]

@Jay Rock AK and now everyone complaining because people don't want slave jobs🤣

[@hokage1997]

i absolutely adored that. along that gas was less than $2 a gal

[@hokage1997]

@@Methylated_ thats good. maybe corporations will learn they are nothing with out the little guys

[@raydgreenwald7788]

I know that feeling, especially because I work a night job and people can be very stupid on the road at night. I really miss it 😢

[@Rajesh-Koothrappali]

“We can’t go back to skewl there’s a fucking pandemic “ best lines ever

[@dianehoward2788]

Agreed funniest ever

[@dianehoward2788]

6ft away Mom 6 f--- ft away hahaha

[@reasonablenetizen]

"Skewl"

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

He's not wrong

[@dianehoward2788]

@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 hell no hes not wrong hahaha

[@juancorral7216]

I love how Kyle is angry when Cartman is pretending his internet is having problems with Zoom. He's the only one who knows (or cares).

[@renj-]

Butters cares

[@menciqontino3685]

Wendy cares

[@Tw0Dots]

Kyle was always wound up tight tho 😂 He hates him remember

[@menciqontino3685]

@@Tw0Dots••••••🍴😋 👻👻👻👻

[@ShartyMcFunnybags]

Honestly, this was one of my favorite scenes of the episode.

[@BladedBear]

As somebody who was a teacher during the 2020 pandemic....everything about this episode was spot on, especially the kids faking tech issues to get out of participating in class, and that fraction of kids (and adults...) who liked the 'new normal' of staying inside/avoiding others.

[@GovenorMcLovin]

I don't think I've ever agreed more with Cartman. My SO and I are loving staying home and having a built in excuse as to not see people especially family. It's pretty damn great. We've started exercising, eating better, and have paid off all of our debt. Woo hoo social distancing.

[@archkull]

I'll be honest close to nothing in my life changed that much.

[@joshuabecker5154]

Good to see at least one person is enjoying this mess.

[@Dearevanhansen223]

I love how Kyle looks pissed when Eric starts stuttering. He’s the only one who sees through Cartmans bullshit😂

[@Heisenberg-wr4ym]

Holy shit you’re right

[@ddboss4708]

Just saw that😄

[@mr.mumblesgaming2530]

Ik I noticed that too lol. It’s so funny Kyle is pissed

[@kristopherjones7997]

I'm with Kyle

[@drissabderrhamane7948]

Haha 😂 this Is one of the first thing that i wanted to check in, freezing my screen : what’s the Kyle’s reaction ? I knew that he would be pissed off

[@thereal_flipflop2110]

Anybody else notice that Kenny ain't there lol, he probably couldn't afford internet connection

[@meeshka16]

His mom shows up on the parents' call as "iPad #184995" or whatever, instead of her name. So subtle...

[@kingdt903]

He dies when the police get there founding back. They crush him with the tank

[@thereal_flipflop2110]

@@kingdt903 I meant in the zoom call but okay lol

[@kingdt903]

thereal_FlipFlop yeah i know. I was answering Leonardo CmGranja . Forgot to tag him. My bad

[@colinbell2983]

He probably already died

[@danielslade9485]

I don't know what's more absurd, the fact that Kyle's secretly thinking that Cartman's faking the freezing up or the fact that Cartman's eating Cheesy Poofs as a cereal.

[@tedioussugar384]

Oh, Kyle isn’t thinking it. He KNOWS Eric’s faking. He’s known Cartman long enough to see through his bullshit.

[@RossMoore777]

I can't believe it's actually been 11 months since this absolutely gem of an episode. Definitely the only good thing that came out of 2020.

[@BOX_ROCKS]

For you

[@Tommorows-Dream]

@@BOX_ROCKS bruh

[@gegecry]

What about President "Garrison" Not Being the Most powerful man in the world anymore. That was a big win too.

[@shadowbanned111]

1:04 I love how Kyle instantly knows what's up 😅

[@samaravasiloff6381]

How come kyle was basically a silent emotionless robot when stan bursted down into tears?

[@calebkuti7897]

Because he knew that Stan lied

[@manoftruth0935]

He could tell Cartman was bullshitting.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

1:15 how did she not notice that?

[@icecrownpoint]

Because it's happening "again"

[@miltonng4116]

I love how butters has a worried look while Kyle is pissed off that Cartman has disconnected again

[@rpg23245]

That's his face sir

[@jordanmaessen9655]

I really do love that small detail lmfao

[@theartistdt207]

Haha lol Kyle is my favourite boi 💚💚💚

[@pointblank6269]

Yes, kyle is the insufferable white knight of the truth 😄 just as in the tourette and fishsticks episodes

[@ILikeMyPrivacytbt]

No, it's because Kyle knows what Cartman is doing. He always knows when Cartman is up to no good.

[@ramiking745]

The introverts’ national anthem.

[@willberry6434]

Working from home is the best

[@SuperYoutubuser]

They gotta start selling that 6ft pole as a merchandise

[@SashiKouran]

😂😂😂

[@Stavros1977]

Lol

[@grahammarshall1199]

They are my dad bought one

[@sarnow76]

@@grahammarshall1199 where?

[@grahammarshall1199]

@@sarnow76 He actually made his own lol, it doesn’t take much. I thought he bought it

[@alienboi2]

I like how cartmans the only one in his pajamas 😂

[@foffy8609]

not realistic at all

[@hopeoconnor1626]

IKR. It’s like nobody can take him seriously.

[@VictoriaInahuazo]

@@foffy8609 what do you mean? I have my jammies on during class lol

[@Professor_Geonite]

I always got my jamjams.

[@Kwacklet]

Lol I never change my clothes when I attend online class. I just wake up, eat and meet.

[@velyund1546]

Any introverted person during those times: socializing? You mean I can stay home without anyone complaining about it? Yessssssss!

[@ryanh.6294]

1:05 Look how pissed off Kyle is at Cartman 😂

[@ZombieBiohazard]

He’s happy now until he realizes Casa Bonita is closed

[@vo1d711]

and there will be no point in hiding butters

[@pacapprovedsomecrabmeat]

Don't forget KFC and Shakey's

[@princessmarlena1359]

And he probably still can’t get into North Park Funland

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@@princessmarlena1359 He can't come.

[@swagboygamer2109]

🤣🤣

[@Jinkuzu]

Cartman is basicly how every gamer reacted to the lockdowns.

[@joshradcliffe8563]

Lol, true. The pandemic was what persuaded me to finally get round to buying a PS4, April and May whiled away on Red Dead Redemption 2 and Hitman.

[@TobyNo1Awesomeness]

I completed Mario Galaxy 2 Perfect Run in that time

[@nikkoestupin3616]

Yes

[@JessieJamesPlays]

Yes

[@magnus00125]

Yes this!!

[@RapFanatic4ever]

I was social distancing loooooooong before COVID . People suck .

[@lonewolfgames7779]

Humanity is doomed

[@IZn0g0uDatAll]

So edgy, wow

[@tray5846]

I have 12yrs experience of social distancing and isolation. Good to see I'm not alone anymore 🙃

[@thevlog492]

“Six feet mom. Six fucking feet!” Lol

[@stevenf5902]

My favorite part 😂🤣

[@dianehoward2788]

I love that part too lmao

[@basicbch6990]

*i love that part so fucking much!*

[@ontariobuds]

I especially love the final poke he gives her to get her further away. Classic.

[@Jump-Man]

@@ontariobuds oh boy if someone did that shit to me id be very pissed of right about now.

[@SlapMyBass3825]

I have quickly turned into Cartman during this whole pandemic. This is an introvert's dream come true.

[@hitokiribattousai7703]

Same. I'm an introvert and social distancing & quarantine is easy. All I need is my gf & family.

[@667DOOM]

@@hitokiribattousai7703 same, and my dogs, and a handful friends i see once a while but know for my entire life.

[@SlapMyBass3825]

@@hitokiribattousai7703 I dont even need my family or have a gf, lol.

[@lilyagalonasakura5576]

Same here😂😂😂

[@javier77street]

I love being alone. I found this hilarious.

[@xShinigamiRyukuux]

1:03 I love how Kyle is totally unimpressed while Butters looks concerned.

[@choiboi09]

I like how innocent Cartman is in this scene. He is just a kid bunking off school.

[@bobandjeffreyfreshproducti4607]

This song was my favourite part in the episode

[@kazooin]

same

[@elie4946]

where did u watch this episode?

[@bobandjeffreyfreshproducti4607]

Tarong I watched it on Comedy Central

[@r.i.p635]

Same , I actually thought it was a musical when I first saw it tbh

[@cailieisidro5758]

Same here XD!

[@josuetinoco7153]

Wait, he didn't mute himself.

[@GozoGamer2]

That makes it funnier

[@hihi15yearsago56]

@@gayps4user47 lol

[@bobhi5040]

@@gayps4user47 that fake link is cool lol.

[@gayps4user47]

@@bobhi5040 is a fake link

[@gayps4user47]

@@bobhi5040 like of u enjoyed

[@ColtonSteiner]

This was literally me during Covid. Some people hated it, but my professional extrovert experience prepared me for this

[@garrettjackson1451]

I hated the pandemic and hated and loved being stuck in the house at the same time

[@R2D6_10]

1:32 Literally the German Police.

[@theLOL899]

In 20 years: "Mum, Dad? How was the pandemic?" *me playing this video*

[@sowiwiody3681]

How are you gonna meet the person to marry then? lol

[@marklalonde7996]

@Alex McDean I would tell them we had to walk reallly really far to school.

[@topeque6993]

Haha if your still alive to give birth kids

[@romeandjames778]

Lmao that's perfect

[@emilebichelberger7590]

Mark La Londe Oh id go the full mile

[@Allzoy]

I love Kyle’s face when he saw Cartman tricking the teacher. Pure disappointment.

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

Actually, it looked more to me as if it's EXACTLY what he EXPECTED from Cartman, LOL

[@orrenboyle2814]

I missed that one. 🤣

[@lexiuscastro3182]

Look like a family guy joke

[@n64caveman10]

Nice observation!

[@ThemedNumber02]

It’s the small details

[@jessmorgan6732]

How am I only discovering this song now? This was how I felt the moment lockdown began.

[@jackventure3703]

I miss lockdown so much.

[@carlthelongshoreman1979]

I don’t, why do you?

[@lyrafuchs1871]

As a natural introvert, I can relate to Cartman. I had zero problems staying away from people lol

[@conmanalbuquerque3116]

Who here isnt a "natural introvert"

[@fatechanginglegend243]

Bro same 🙌

[@exxxxx689]

ME

[@beekind765]

Same 😀

[@zoeweathers9225]

@@conmanalbuquerque3116 me. I cant stand not being around people. for some people its just so depressing to not socialise.

[@natekankelfitz9735]

All this horrible stuff going on in the world but apparently cartman's life doesn't matter

[@TheLigon27]

That one goes over the head 🤣

[@calebkuti7897]

Cartman Lives Matter

[@MikeJ2023]

Tokens life matters.

[@cyrusmuller6502]

City wok lives matter

[@illuminazi9208]

Cartman is totally me during the pandemic

[@darhaha3391]

Virtual college was pretty awesome too 😍😁

[@octabodemes]

I remember feeling awful that i related to this so much, like imagine feeling happy that a pandemic was happening and in secret hoping that it would last another 3 years😭😂

[@B3_official264]

Yes

[@EWCometUniverse]

This man is eating cheese flavored cereal and nobody cares

[@FtanmoOfEtheirys]

We did care, many many years ago lol.

[@acii5029]

With milk...

[@I_Love_Llamas]

Yeah, when I saw that watching the episode I mentioned how disgusting it is

[@brentwebster3243]

But have you tried it? 🤨

[@gigitheskeleton6202]

@Mr. Flicky da-bean he had two heart attacks last season, so that stomach ain't the only jacked up organ.

[@IR17171717]

Cheesy puffs...and...milk..? That could be the worst thing he's ever done.

[@IR17171717]

@Gryphon Studios no, no. this is worse.

[@monkaround7830]

Well milk is just a more liquefied cheese

[@ThomasFan-vd3uz]

I was thinking the same thing when he did that

[@amidasimth1214]

It's American culture to put cheese everywhere

[@gethbach1988]

@Gryphon Studios His Dad!

[@RinskeVink_]

i love how Cartman’s video screen is bigger than the rest of the class

[@nintendo-relatedchannel5810]

I miss social distancing and lockdown.

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

Cartman is absolutely the kind of person that would have a "6FT" stick to keep people away, lol.

[@ColourMeHarpy]

My favorite part. 😂

[@armaggon5920]

I need one.

[@allylou8514]

I love his anxiety moment in another clip

[@aurumvale9908]

@@armaggon5920 is one, it's awesome. especially when you attach a rusty nail at the tip

[@gamergirl2236]

I wish I had one of those

[@democritus3133]

Gotta give credit to him, his way to get out of class is way more elaborate than everyone else’s, most of us just pretend our camera doesn’t work.

[@foffy8609]

I mean he probably did it that way he could say if his mom was an essential worker they could afford faster internet

[@ZodokiEsparda]

yeah the camera didnt work -.- oh wait i didn't had any or a mircofon . . .i was forced to buy one and had to use my phone's camera to proof i'm online but that made such huge lag spikes i missed 1/5 of the lesson so i said fuck that cut the camera threatend my teachers with several lawsuits and got my will. . . .2 days later our teachers had there i-net cut from work and they had to do shit from home and we all said yeah fuck it just e-mail us our work at that point and this was my story of how we managed the first lockdown

[@scottvelez3154]

I always just muted and turned my camera off and went back to KZbin.

[@diakovsky8976]

he always has elaborate plans... *flashbacks to scott tenorman*

[@msmaria5039]

@@foffy8609 What is Mrs Cartman's job?

[@kathymyers7279]

I love how he uses the social distance stick on his mother. Lol

[@autisticace8473]

I want to hug Eric in his dinosaur pajamas.

[@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923]

I think he is adorable with those pajamas on

[@autisticace8473]

@@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923 he looks more adorable with his hat on while he’s in his dinosaur pajamas.

[@PLAGUE-KARM]

Lockdown: The only thing Eric loves other than himself

[@adsoyad7271]

Cheesypoofs ?

[@jackonthespot8025]

What about his Alexa?

[@gamerepic4760]

And Kyle

[@jackonthespot8025]

@@gamerepic4760 cartman doesn't care about kyle lol

[@benjibienh3818]

@Jayy Nutsack you know that answer Spoiler:yes

[@user-uv2bt6ls3x]

I like how cartman's zoom screen is bigger than the other kids. Even zoom thinks he's fat

[@kbizzle29]

i think it’s cause it’s his computer

[@joelap.3859]

@@kbizzle29 Mm no it's cause he's big bone.

[@kbizzle29]

Joel Ap. that too

[@monacoger]

CATMANBRA!

[@AltNova]

kalaba kibwe It stays the same size as everyone else’s

[@ngoddess9684]

"It will all be over soon" 😆 funniest line

[@LpsPersonaqueen]

I doubt it will be over soon

[@Mormegil452]

Im an introvert and i LOVED the lockdown.

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

I'll be honest, just like after 9/11, America needs South Park

[@KnightSlasher]

In this PC world Southpark is what everyone needs

[@Rau969CoJ]

I read your comment without the “after” at first.

[@dieyote_]

Turner B I really hope they can do something like that with covid 19

[@kcinrolyat3049]

Nostalgia Critic

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

@@kcinrolyat3049 Yup

[@johnharris6655]

That Zoom meeting with Mackey and the Parents was 100% right.

[@abbietrent857]

🔇 Mute

[@abbietrent857]

Lmao

[@RapFanatic4ever]

“You’re all muted” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@animysticamv4417]

Yes

[@ComaToasterStrudel]

M u t e

[@laurawheeler5750]

He’s an image of me throughout my school days. I just wasn’t as clever as him lol

[@alphawolf798]

Literally every kid

[@trinityprothro1598]

When he started singing I thought they were gonna make this a musical like the movie 😂.

[@bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni]

Oh I wish they had. Trey and Matt are best when they're writing songs

[@tvalokibatman6563]

Remember that movie bigger longer uncut

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

@@bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni tell that to the Oscars

[@roachdoggjr4285]

Its better than high school musical

[@trinityprothro1598]

@@roachdoggjr4285 Now now. There are far worse things than High School Musical (I'm not gonna lie, some of the songs still stuck in my head. Especially from the far superior 2nd one). Like all that current autotuned garbage people call music, or carrots, or Tumblr.

[@pawnhearts8785]

I would love it if there was an episode where the whole thing is just Craig’s gang on Zoom.

[@user-wz2fu4rx9s]

What is Craig’s gang?

[@tweektweak2790]

@@user-wz2fu4rx9s clyde, craig, tweek, token, and sometimes others

[@pawnhearts8785]

@Tweek Tweak You’re forgetting Jimmy

[@ashm0102]

I would love it there was a whole episode on Craig’s gang

[@hatsunemageroyal350]

@ ‘’ Clyde, Token, Tweek, Jimmy

[@tylercansingandcheeranddance]

0:49 If you’re wondering what everyone is saying Kyle: Hi Mrs. Nelson Clyde: Good Morning Annie: Hi Sef: Hi Wendy: Hello Bebe: Good Morning Stan: Hello Jimmy (Off screen): I’m here

[@valarmorghulis5575]

I can relate to everything about this song

[@mizurazu2500]

Please shower or at the very least brush your teeth.

[@RetrosAbandonedChannel]

Eric: (fakes freezing) Kyle: [he’s faking it, I know it]

[@k-boi420]

Kyle knows his bullshit.

[@conureking7748]

*somethings wrong I can feel it*

[@komradekalashnikov7495]

Eric you know how hard it is for people with lag Kyle well maybe in this one instance he is faking

[@ebellelunaloud5590]

Yeah. Kyle is really smart enough to know Cartman’s tricks

[@elsakristina2689]

Kyle can always see right through him!

[@kyleschwartz2501]

Clyde’s Dad: Everyone is getting together at the town square. Stephen: ARE WE PROTESTING OR RIOTING?!

[@Fritter_Films]

Lmfao

[@zg6766]

🌈Both🤓

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

What's the difference?

[@RichardStrong86]

Depends if the government send in their jackbooted bootlicking fascist shitheels to abduct people off the street like their secret police idols in Nazi Germany.

[@julianhermanubis6800]

@@RichardStrong86 Ooh, the argumentum ad Hitlerum, that's so clever! If you lived in an actual fascist dictatorship, all of your Antifa butt buddies would already be in concentration camps, not out on bail raised on Kickstarter in less than 24 hours so they could burn more shit down.

[@Jpiccinino]

Honestly using the tablet with a photo js actually slick.

[@R0semary_Bush]

He is a musical artist ngl

[@austinkozlowski3120]

Cartman Is literally the only one who cares about Social Distancing!

[@alxcross1850]

Fuck social distancing. I need a hug and shittt

[@brentgould958]

69th like

[@robinthrill3r7]

For real lmao 🤣

[@dudetheftmay8375]

I care about it

[@user-dz3xh6el4v]

I care too, I hate when people so near around me, COVID or not COVID social distance from me!

[@felinefrost7023]

i never thought i would say "god i feel you cartman."

[@rishelschimmel7358]

Agree

[@d.jmooreburner672]

Hol up pause

[@erinjohnson6142]

I feel the same way. Usually I say that about Stan, Kyle, or Kenny.

[@RainAngel111]

You don't want to feel cartman. He hasn't showered in weeks

[@BatsOnGabi]

ME😭😭

[@joeyabrams9505]

“What… The Fuck… Are You Talking About” That’s exactly what I said when my mom said I was going back to school.

[@paintlightshine918]

Cartman is literally me when the pandemic started I didn't give a shit about how the rest of the other kids wanted to see their friends, that's why we got games 😂

[@Jesauce.]

ah and how i miss those times

[@paintlightshine918]

@@Jesauce. you and me both buddy....anyways you wanna play Minecraft?

[@Jesauce.]

@@paintlightshine918 its been a while since i last played minecraft, but sure

[@-C.S.R]

Kenny not on the zoom call because he’s poor and doesn’t have internet and even if he did he doesn’t have a computer.

[@aerisgainsborough2141]

didn't kenny only have an atari or a colecovision?

[@-C.S.R]

@@aerisgainsborough2141 😂

[@thedude8457]

He has a comptuer

[@fragbomb]

Didn’t he play world of Warcraft with the boys that one episode in his pc?

[@-C.S.R]

@@fragbomb That is true but it was a really old model. They all had flat screens and he had something that look like the 1990s😂 and there’s no way that that thing has software that can do the things that it needs to do in today’s computer world!

[@Blackkittymom]

If there has been ONE upside to social distancing it has been the excuse to not have to deal with humans. It's been an introverts paradise!

[@benjaminmartinez8181]

Being social really is exausting

[@andrewfrancis7272]

Anyone remember Jean Paul Sartre's comment that "other people are hell"? I think half of us or more secretly believe this..

[@Tapwaterrr69]

Cartman really said “Six feet apart or 6 feet under”

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

Cartman is smarter than 99% of world's population.

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

He can't do his homework

[@ayarikiyo2178]

What is your avi from? I keep seeing that avi in the comment sections. I need to know what it is.

[@teslasbitch3905]

Yup because he’s vaccine free

[@henkaistudio]

@@ntinosaggelopoulos6718 he can do his homework he did it in Ceaser Milan Episode

[@Kopie0830]

The older you get then you realize where doing all these pointless things only to miss what really matters, loving each other and making the world a better place by working together. Our world system makes us tribal, instead of fixing the world, we divide ourselves. Sad, imagine what the world could do if we were united.

[@heavy_ang_patay]

I like how they're putting 2020 problems in one hour long episode.

[@loepen]

45 minutes episode, but still it was great

[@oddlookingduck]

Haha Haha so funny

[@MorseCodeStutters]

They're just getting started :D

[@imepic3342]

MrRensoku why comment this twice?

[@jessejive117]

I like how you explain the exact entire point of the episode like it’s not clearly obvious. I like how they make South Park have cuss words.

[@typicaldude529]

As a introvert I can say covid summer was the best thing that could have happened to me

[@hitokiribattousai7703]

As an introvert i agree, I even used Covid as an excuse with my gf sometimes when I didn't feel like going anywhere.

[@ramoniroger]

Third introvert here, agree.

[@prodrt1]

Yes

[@kcirecorrea9541]

is perfect

[@elliesmom0992]

COVID winter will be no different than any other winter for me.

[@vladaaaaa4344]

I’ve finished college like this 😂

[@carolynj7984]

just clicked on this video to find it's two years old??? there is literally no way

[@andrewfrancis7272]

I want a six foot distancing pole like Cartman's...

[@cglover2141]

You can buy one with a light cattle prod on the end too!!

[@keeleyyy1307]

or just get a wooden stick and put a “6 feet”flag at the end

[@dianehoward2788]

Me too

[@KangarooMonkey]

Kyles face is just great.

[@lucasguerrero2848]

Kangaroo Monkey lmao8 just noticed that, he’s always onto cartman’s ways

[@beanie-man]

Bruh I just noticed.

[@JackiexKuko23]

Yea hes always making that for eric's stupiditys (and cartman is a stupid character of all times hes a liar,moron 😡😡😡)

[@JackiexKuko23]

And i love kyle soooooooo much 😍💚💕😚💚💕

[@clintfortner7630]

lol classic Kyle when he's pi$$ed off at Cartman just noticed as well

[@peterfrank1572]

Throwing away the spoon ..gets me every time ..😆😆😆😂😂😂

[@melodyliu7225]

Cartman forgot to mute his mic, now they heard him singing and ignoring school.

[@alochoco]

I need that 6 feet stick, also Kyle being the only one pissed off at 1:05 always gets me

[@Deemee-ed]

h e k n o w s

[@nickantonian70]

I didn’t even notice that at first lmao

[@alochoco]

HE LOOKS SO DONE I LOVE IT “he does this every fucking day”

[@SoraFan23]

I think Kyle will become one of those people who think people should be together and wear mask but Cartman is against it and prefers to stay home and not go anywhere.

[@atoaster2070]

And Butters is the only one concerned.

[@ericcartman4166]

I showed my friends this they don’t respect this masterpiece.

[@carlin-]

ditch them 😫

[@aerisgainsborough2141]

I showed our class this and it was a ball!

[@predator6311]

@@aerisgainsborough2141 does that mean it was good

[@aerisgainsborough2141]

@@predator6311 yes

[@mrpickles6968]

Put on your police outfit. Maybe they’ll respect your athoritarr!!!!!!

[@GG_LexoPlayz]

Kyle literally knows cartman is fake lagging

[@JY-bw2qz]

1:20 Cartman didn't mute himself so the class would've heard him sing

[@AceGGR45]

😂

[@dacrashb]

1:06 Kyle's face, he knows Cartman is faking it lol

[@robertoaguirre1862]

That's because Kyle knows cartman's every trick

[@iceburgess461]

Roberto Aguirre L

[@darkodosen1025]

I'm ashamed to admit that I have anything in common with Eric Cartman, but being a huge introvert all my life, I relate to this so much. I remember when the entire thing started earlier this year and people thought it would be worse than it actually is and the streets were empty. Walking outside, I felt relieved and guilty at the same time. I felt guilty because I felt happy during a freaking pandemic. Everyone was going crazy having to stay inside, and I was thinking, now you know how I feel every day having to go to places full of people. Now you know what it's like being an introvert in a fast-paced, overstimulated, over saturated, loud, nightclub filled extroverted world. And I had to live in your world all my life, you only have to live in mine for a few months. And when I complain about burnout and over stimulation, people act like there's something wrong with me, meanwhile they can't sit in a room by themselves for more than a few hours without going crazy. I never thought I was going to say this in all my life but here it is, "Extroverts, toughen up or you're not going to make it." Boy, did that feel good :)

[@Dractonis]

I totally understand you. Working in healthcare, I haven't enjoyed the opportunity to stay home, but travelling to work in quiet and empty streets was lovely. They are starting to fill again now, and I find myself with the same irritability and anger rising to the surface at the noise, closeness, conversations I am forced to engaged in and just the overwhelming sense of no personal space or peace.

[@darkodosen1025]

@@Dractonis Oh yeah, that feeling of people not having any personal boundaries in public / school / work is something I never got used to. I mean, you wouldn't go to someone else's house uninvited, so why is it ok for people to unload their presence onto you like they own your body? Sometimes I make a face or ask them to move away a bit and they're just utterly confused and even disappointed. What gets to me the most is when someone touches me in public, like in a line in the supermarket. And I turn around and they're talking to someone else and are casually bumping into me. Like, bitch how are you not aware that you're touching someone, I don't get it! I get this flash of anger, I could just punch the person in the face. Of course I never did that, but I don't know man, one of these days... Lol. And I haven't even mentioned all the noise triggers that I have. Omfg, if I ever do go crazy it's going to be because of noises. Basically everything from people chewing to vacuum cleaners. Did you know that they make vacuum cleaners loud on purpose so that people think they work better?! That noise literally doesn't need to exist. There was a time that I wore ear plugs because I couldn't stand the muffled sounds of people talking in the next room. And then there are sounds that are deep and make the walls vibrate, like a loud bass, children running upstairs, or neighbors drilling into the walls somewhere in the building. Those vibrating sounds can literally bring me to tears, it's that bad.

[@Dractonis]

@@darkodosen1025 I definitely relate to the noises. People that just don't stop talking at all at work, train announcements, kids walking around (elephants). The thing I say triggers me the most, to the point where I say I have a chip implanted in me that activates when these sounds happen, is any weird, repetitive music or sound effects, such as those in Kill Bill. The hands over your ears that you describe, that was me when my boyfriend tried to get me to watch Kill Bill! I am small and female so definitely get the "touches" more than I'd like. I was grabbing something from the shop yesterday and I felt a hand on my shoulder followed by "Hey red!" It was an old guy that was, presumably commenting on my red hair. I think I said something akin to "ehh?" and he just repeated himself. I'm so confused about what I am supposed to do in that scenario. I don't know him, I don't necessarily want to upset him or hurt his feelings because he may think he is genuinely being friendly, you know. I have mastered a fake smile :)

[@darkodosen1025]

@@Dractonis I'm not a woman so random people don't touch me in that way (thank god), but I used to work as a security guard and my older colleagues (50+yo) would do that all the time to young female employees (20-35yo) that worked in the offices there. It was always so awkward and cringey to see. These women looked so uncomfortable. I think these old guys do know that they're making you uncomfortable, I just think they don't care, because it's about them and how they feel and what they need. I've seen shoulder rubs, back rubs, awkward hugs, kisses on the cheek, etc, and every time the woman has that "only lips smile" on her face like she just ate an olive or a pickle. Being a guy, I mostly get the "political touch" when I'm working and people want something from me. It's like they read some amateur psychology article that if you touch someone's elbow or tap their shoulder when asking for something, you have 15% more chance of getting what you wanted. Meanwhile, I immediately get irritated because someone I don't know touched me and because they're doing some crappy social tactic on me, which makes me go out of my way to NOT give that person what they wanted.

[@darkodosen1025]

@Eric Lee are you talking about me? well, first of all, everyone has a sense of injustice about something, something they're sensitive about, even you, so you can include yourself in that category. and b, what's wrong with taking comfort in a little bit of poetic justice? How am I hurting you exactly?

[@ivanblazevic9353]

Love the detail when they show the screen during Cartman and his faking, everyone has normal expressions, only Kyle is annoyed. He didn't buy that shit for one second ahahahhah

[@DarkMasterofCupcakes]

I don't know why, but I love the fact that Cartman is the only kid who doesn't even try to look presentable for even the few seconds he pretends to be participating in the actual Zoom call for school. The other kids look like they at least brushed their hair and/or put on their hats and put jackets over their pajamas. Cartman isn't even trying to hide that he's not going to pay attention.

[@kevn420]

I’m cut off from the world, isolated, alone, this is what I call existancing

[@goddess_of.harmony]

No one can touch me or boss me around! Social Distancing!

[@uncoolanimationsdx7267]

Eric, Aren’t you supposed to be on your Zoom call?

[@goddess_of.harmony]

@@uncoolanimationsdx7267 Stay away from me mom! Yeah! You gotta keep your social distance!

[@nyamuchyi]

@@goddess_of.harmony Cause all I'm gonna do is sing..about how much i love you and i need you,

[@goddess_of.harmony]

@@nyamuchyi social distancing!

[@AstaIsAMonster]

1:03 Kyle facial expression 😂 he knew Eric was on some BS.

[@unknown_gamer1733]

When is Cartman not doing something stupid lol

[@gabimwah0206]

Kyle go kick his ass burr

[@subscribefornoreasonatall5527]

And @2:21

[@thicccat69891]

Lol

[@fangozens]

I didn’t even realise😂

[@annas8535]

how am i just seeing this?? Southpark's still got it.