Escaping From Minecraft's Cactus Prison

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[@NICO_THE_PRO]

Did you know there was a chest with a map for the second puzzle? You didn't have to trial and error that puzzle, I feel bad!

[@Leafster]

Why do the creator of the map get the least like!!!! THIS IS UNFAIR!!!!

[@NICO_THE_PRO]

@@Leafster Welp I came late

[@o_Geo]

@@NICO_THE_PRO I love Ur maps I play them

[@o_Geo]

Also where was the chest

[@blarfolemule]

Lmaooooooo

[@NICO_THE_PRO]

Thank you for playing my map! Can't wait to watch your amazing playthrough!

[@jazzy22jm]

It was awesome and well put together dude ☺️!

[@StorytellerForeverYT]

That was such a wellmade map dude, amazing work!

[@geekjokes8458]

amazing map!

[@justpolar7214]

G Man no you didn’t it literally says nicothepro at the beginning of the map...

[@majakaja6663]

10/10

[@bownarcherz]

Sparklez: *Picks up a cactus named cactus jones* Sparklez: *Smelts Cactus jones* Sparklez again: *Reads mission* I don't wanna kill Cactus Jones.. he's just a cactus in my inventory.. Me: You just.. smelted him...

[@dumpertron1]

He said “I didn’t” “I thought”, as in he thought it was an inanimate cactus and didn’t know it was living

[@Plubs]

47:25 Green would still be able to go around Blue, there was still space to get there and connect them.

[@maazqasim1639]

Michael Galindo that’s what I was thinking...

[@joshuabergeron1597]

i was looking for this comment

[@arfyness]

Yep, draw the green line around the blue endpoint.

[@ThatOneGuy_205]

I know man, that shit killed me...

[@tanneradamson8678]

Honestly I was thinking the same thing I was looking for someone else that noticed it

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

The Shulker Box was probably meant to make people think it was a slime block.

[@lillian394]

Yeah I saw him look down at that and I was like just jump down it’s slime? And then it was shulker and realized why I don’t play Minecraft maps lol

[@leodaturtle6251]

Did u know u can dye a living shulker in bedrock

[@hanbananx]

that wall puzzle with the changing red and green blocks was the sickest thing i've ever seen in an adventure map!! so cool!!

[@ShinySwalot]

Highly certain the ceiling had hints for that maze section

[@creeperawwman2739]

I dont think it did oddly

[@cgoose500]

I think he was supposed to place the cracked stone bricks on it to show where he had to change direction. My internet is bad and the video won't load past 4 minutes, so he might've figured that out

[@jadenrush7276]

The top didn’t have any hints

[@furitiem]

In the corner where the orange block finishes there's a chest in the wall with a map of the route.

[@jadenrush7276]

furitiem Still not on the ceiling..

[@noahragsdale124]

No one: Jardon: Have you gotten your creeper aww man merch?

[@babaloons4887]

@gotta blast yeah i find none of them funny fr

[@KazukoDev]

Noah Ragsdale everybody asked for it

[@arfyness]

Thousands: Where's the Creeper Aww Man merch? Jordan: Good idea, I'll make you some! Thousands: Is it ready yet? Jordan: Coming soon! Thousands: Where is it? Jordan: Now available!

[@giantwilburson9462]

@gotta blast captain sparkles is kind of a normie. thats why we all still watch him

[@kaykrazzav2431]

that is the most brainless comment i have seen in a while

[@Kind321]

He made that no damage descending so much harder than it had to be.

[@destructicon844]

No he didn't

[@meepsoleruler444]

Yeah, he did. 21:55 he did do what was basically a double neo tho..

[@thatsologuy101]

Ive played enough “Flow Free” to solve the puzzle at 47:00

[@NetheriteMiner]

me too

[@allisonpetty]

My friends said they were coming to my sleepover, but they never showed... Thanks for being there Jordan ❤️

[@robertpetrie6847]

Rip. Hang in there

[@arfyness]

That sucks Allison. I care, even though I have no idea who you are and we'll never meet.

[@thesandinyoursandwich9053]

Dont worry about the fuckers just move on from them you can find better people

[@oliverhaabendal5770]

Probaly because you are petty

[@vinylscratch8001]

@max_kittipop preanloedvorakul dude....just say fuck we're all adults here fam

[@ishgabby._.4681]

That moment when Jardon calls woofles head the map makers head

[@directorjake]

*sips drink* "Creeper Aw Man Merch." I died.

[@marcelathacat2739]

It wasn't even a joke it was just funny 😂

[@szejnys6346]

How did you get the maze right for the first time and so fast? Your memory is crazy!

[@Avery-df9vy]

bruh he took a screenshot

[@arfyness]

You've gotta be trolling. You can't have seriously missed all those screenshot attempts.

[@brb23960]

Love all the r/whoosh comments there are on this comment smh

[@szejnys6346]

What really it was sarcastic😂

[@lucar6897]

Why do people exist...

[@Neyc_]

Creeper, aww man So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side, Side, side to side This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, Eyes, eyes, eyes 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind, Right, right behind That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time, Time, time, time, time Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy, So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left but don't die, die, die Die, die, die, die 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again, Creepers, you're mine Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor, Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro, The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro Training in your room under the torch light, Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight, Every single day and the whole night, Creeper's out prowlin' - alright Look at me, look at you, Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do, I'm a warrior baby, what else is new, And my blade's gonna tear through you Bring it 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and gold, take your revenge, So fight, fight like it's the last, last night of your life, life, show them your bite, 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again

[@creeperawwman2739]

What do you want

[@moustachepig43]

Did we just get Rickrolled?

[@jelysaa8605]

haha get nae naed

[@stitch_playz9710]

Neyc I love you

[@urticanttoe8933]

Is that the whole lyrics.if so, did you copy it or remember the whole script

[@fanis3194]

The map was just amazing, Nico the Pro is truly pro on building maps!

[@mcpopcorn3195]

22:50 i think the shulker box was suposed to look like a slime block to trick you ;)

[@bluesterz5166]

I was screaming from my phone to jump on the slime block when he opened the shulker box I looked dumb 😭

[@mcpopcorn3195]

@@bluesterz5166 same here

[@SootiestJarl519]

What a mean guy, with the dont take damage he put a lime shuker box to look like safe little slime... the monster

[@legendzow5971]

Thank you for continuing to make Minecraft after so long you are very entertaining to watch even after a couple of years

[@OddsYT]

47:20 anyone notice the way he could have done it?

[@braydenseaman1049]

Nobody: Nobody at all: Jordan: It just makes sense

[@conorw0827]

I'm new around here and i love these vids

[@emnersonn]

This seems like it was made for preston and woofles with all the references, anyone else used to watch them?

[@MiTheMer]

Ooh longest minecraft video in a while! Wonderful =D Glad you are still doing those!

[@thec0nductor537]

Thedragonixxx he has a lot of long Minecraft videos on CaptainSparklez2

[@sdrxke]

Watch smp live and all his maps on captain sparklez 2

[@thec0nductor537]

s.drxke welcome fellow advertisement drone

[@LegoEngineer003]

It’s Nico again! His maps are always fun!

[@MBGxMBG]

Captain Sparklez cap with Joergen T-Shirt is the best combo someone could get

[@CasacaraDFP]

This is actually a really good map! I like it!

[@cthuluspawn6697]

31:00 that moment when you're more frustrated than you realize and it impedes on you're parkour abilities

[@hydrogen5149]

Those first few seconds of the video earned you an instant like.

[@jknMEMES]

Jordan: **warns about small achievement sound** Also Jordan: 7:25 Can we just get 10 minutes of that? I mean... We already had 3 minutes of it -__-

[@jaidennaik]

the one bit of hair from beneath the hat...

[@remmym5153]

The creeper aw man shit is being shipped by August 13 and i ordered it the first week it was announced

[@popperpenguin3183]

Also since most people don’t know it’s three blocks when you start taking fall damage, it’s exactly an entire heart when dropping three blocks, two blocks does nothing

[@captainbritain5008]

24:20 every youtuber while editing a video

[@Nicoleinmontreal]

28:00 By the end of that maze he truly convinced me he did it by memory first try 🤣

[@drantigon]

He is gonna do that intro on every video until the merch is no longer for sale

[@Enokitake616]

18:00 moves his head to see around the block

[@zackaryburns3266]

@CaptainSparklez that was a Woofless head at 2:28

[@williamxu8763]

All his bad luck comes from him setting a checkpoint at every hard jump

[@bldhf]

By the way, neos ("strafe jumps") are a lot easier if you use the sprint key.

[@KingBelenus]

YES!! I was practically yelling at my screen. I'd love to see him try double neos and triple neos. He would die.

[@xtreemgamer129]

all these green and orange bricks make it feel more like an oldschool mario map rather than a cactus map.

[@Miku_Worms]

2:25 no jardon thats woofless

[@ChaoticJester]

Jardon's attempt on the last puzzle before the one he did to do it would have been right too

[@SmLoveBites]

> Be me at 47:30 screaming at Jardon that it would have worked if he just looped the green around the blue. > MFW at 48:25 when he made it work a different way.

[@laurenbloss2345]

51 minutes?! Stop spoiling us! 😫❤️

[@royalmaverick5608]

Omg watching the connect the dots challenge hurt so bad to watch. He could have finished it so long ago but still restart it.

[@wafflesourus8280]

Jordan must have a perfect memory to solve the cactus maze first try.

[@averti6945]

Kimball Robinson i know right biggest brain of the century

[@SufianDira]

29:00 You are killing me man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mr.BarackHusseinObama]

Creeper, oh man So we back in the mine, to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, Eyes, eyes, eyes 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind, Right, right behind That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time, Time, time, time, time Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy, So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left but don't die, die, die Die, die, die, die 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again, Creepers, you're mine Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor, Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro, The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro Training in your room under the torch light, Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight, Every single day and the whole night, Creeper's out prowlin' - alright Look at me, look at you, Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do, I'm a warrior baby, what else is new, And my blade's gonna tear through you Bring it 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and gold, take your revenge, So fight, fight like it's the last, last night of your life, life, show them your bite, 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again

[@an_absolute_nerd6844]

But it is aw man not oh man

[@jimym__]

*Aw man

[@MatthewHoward2866]

You forgot ( *Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side, This task a grueling one* )

[@micahadams1574]

I never watched such a long YT video before so to me it was like CaptainSparklez the movie

[@austinbessire]

29:03 "it just makes sense" 😂

[@pomfi9520]

Denied replay button 21:51 21:51 21:51 21:51 21:51 21:51 21:51

[@Stray0]

Does saying "demonitise" instead of bad words actually make a difference?

[@arfyness]

I also want to know.

[@leigonlord5382]

its an automatic system. it doesnt understand context so saying a different word gets around it.

[@Stray0]

I wouldn't mind an automatic system as long as it understands there are 2 different kinds of demonitise. The irl kind and the oh-no-i-lost-the-game kind. While I agree real demonitisation is too much for little kids to be confronted with, they are perfectly fine with the second kind.

[@Grrrisly]

CaptainSparklez should start making parodies again

[@SauceyRedHN]

Wait... this was 50 MINUTES LONG?!? I did not realize that until I finished watching it now... wtf Time passes FAST

[@ficklefaculty]

captainsparklez is like he is done with life like a depressed popular kid because of the revenge memes

[@NarlepoaxIII]

God. That "nauseous" screen effect set off my motion-sickness, and I spent the rest of the video trying not to hurl.

[@therealsourc3]

That map reminded me about my first Dark Souls 3 experience..

[@artmia2389]

*Sees Mr. Woofles head* Jordan: Is that his [map creator’s] head?!

[@unsuspectingcow3764]

Jordán went big brain here

[@ajayhorsley5544]

by the way there is a chest in the tile puzzle room you just have to look under the stone brick bench by steeping into the slabs

[@beabunny9000]

I literally just opened KZbin and this video was posted a minute ago Also love the intro

[@keke7802]

same lol

[@remslater3274]

Mine said 48 seconds ago

[@lavaowl4196]

Sparklez casually bathing in lava

[@whatsupwituholmes3978]

Help my mom won’t let me get the creeper aw man merch this is an emergency!!! Update: I’m getting it

[@notklouds-3177]

End her.

[@whatsupwituholmes3978]

A Unoriginal Username I finally ordered it

[@notklouds-3177]

WHATSUPWITUHOLMES Good to know

[@skeletongelatin6202]

When you go to prison for getting the number 1 song

[@sea6487]

" excuse me but [demonic tone] *No* "

[@abadgurl2010]

Nico always makes great maps!

[@GuitarOfTime0116]

i'm not even part of notification squad, i'm just that sad.

[@frankbui5912]

Can you play Hypixel skyblock? Or look at it at least, if you dont like it you don't have to play

[@samalight7249]

cactus jones is a meme on prestonplayz's channel That's woofless' head not nico, his head is always on his unfair maps how could u forget it?

[@jamminginthedark1791]

Play the Lava run map again for mc mondays

[@therexmanofsteel1569]

Spakrles:mine craft monday Technoblade: minecraft monday ( kills captain sparkles )

[@sancturillore]

You should try to do a collab with Pewdiepie. Introduce him to Minecraft adventure maps.

[@LegoEngineer003]

I’m here, made me skip my WEBTOON for this

[@derpbird4586]

Oooooh, you don’t skip WEBTOON

[@noahskennedy]

Derp Bird you do for the cap

[@mandiecarson1949]

Ooh witch one?

[@LegoEngineer003]

Cameron Smiley Winter Moon or UnOrdinary, I forgot which at the time

[@AchatdirectReal]

I know the feeling,aww man

[@jimmieboyd1939]

You made the descend slowly puzzle way harder than it needs to be

[@turnerstanks2624]

This was so intense I forgot which map this was

[@DevBunnyx0]

So rather than talking the point loss, you opt for the just cheat every single jump. "high stakes" when you just tele to the last jump xD

[@isaacterrazas3940]

This is highly entertaining

[@lucass.7621]

Creeper? Aw man!

[@zahoork8171]

Creeper awww man

[@MistuhCactus]

I enjoy this video

[@amoki4640]

23:41 me and the boys raiding area 51

[@synthkittenn]

Great vid, Cap. Love you.

[@weylontheweird]

The entire time during the parkour where he had to descend, I kept screaming at him where he should fall because he kept queeeeestioning. You only start losing life at three block drops and up. A lot of drops were mostly two to two and a half block drops. I keep screeching.

[@Richardc.ranium]

Does sparkles know that Ctrl jump isn't a toggle?

[@whoahanant]

I love how the character just pops on screen and it already feels like he's subtly judging someone.... mainly me. 🤣🤣

[@obamium777]

CaptainSparklez is still good at parkour *though*

[@NotIncogneko]

You should use ctrl for Sprint keyboard, it's helpful cause u don't have to double tap w

[@getfragged7051]

At 47:30 he was practically done. He just had to take the blue straight to itself and then take the green all the way around the outside of the blue. Then he reset and I almost threw my phone.

[@rasmustapper9994]

love these maps, keep the coming sparzles!

[@khaoskhaos]

People keep forgetting that this game has no momentum

[@samanthaweber2195]

It’s so funny how he says demonetized instead of kill or die

[@pool-9394]

Creeper? Aww man

[@AwedByYou97]

"Excuse me but no" will be my new motto

[@outcastlair8030]

The moment you realise the broken bars in the thumbnail is bended

[@ravitejvarma3781]

who else was facepalming themselves when Jardon couldn't figure out the trails puzzle?

[@thesidestreetpodcast6199]

This is a gamer moment

[@Spookyy24]

Cactus, Aw man

[@iceblub]

Creeper, aw man.

[@thewinterizzy]

This was a great map, loved the puzzles. 👌🏻