Eeyyy listen’a everibodi! We need’a u help to make’a de comment anda share dis’a video because’a itsa help’a bloody youtuba make’a dis video become sick or somating like’a that... no no not’a sick! I make’a mistake! I was’a mean to say viral! Tank’a u Ptou you bastard!
@terrythames66704 жыл бұрын
Sooshi Mango done legends!
@nichawks10044 жыл бұрын
Legend
@JessicaAmirABC4 жыл бұрын
When I was your age I was so poor I used to eat the seeds before putting them in the ground. Ptou you guyes makea me laugha so mucha da wee comes out.
@jmcguire4 жыл бұрын
Bloody shita birds 😂
@jordy14024 жыл бұрын
Sooshi Mango you guys should Play a show at my work the gateway hotel Geelong its would be the shitzz
@serenitypeaceandcomfort36692 ай бұрын
"I bought this is 1947. Its brand new..." - Dad's everywhere.
@arquistidesfm56512 ай бұрын
I thought only Mexican dads 🤣😂 B L E SS E D LIFE + Week 🪩💜🌌🌱🌎🇲🇽✌🏽🙌🏽🤠 !!
@anyaharris56172 ай бұрын
Yes, it got me in stitches
@anyaharris56172 ай бұрын
This is my Russian dad all over. He usually says, "I bought this in 19... and it still works perfectly. Why do you buy all this new sh*it?" Lol 😆
@danielapagliaro80252 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 "the guinea pig record book" 🤣🤣🤣
@mandanamashoof30157 ай бұрын
You are legendary. Even if I watch ten times, I laugh like the first watch. " This is all organic, I just put the poison to kill everything."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fourbypete4 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears. It's exactly how my father used to talk. Oh the memories. One day the cricket ball broke my dad's tomato plant, he chased me around the back yard till I was tired, then he whipped me with the hose. Great times.
@amandac88364 жыл бұрын
This comment is hilarious omg 😂
@Tony-1124 жыл бұрын
You got the hose? , I got the pure leather belt 🤣🤣💀
@fourbypete4 жыл бұрын
@@Tony-112 Yeah, had the belt in the earlier days. My dad needed them to hold his pants up.
@waynekerr80034 жыл бұрын
The good ol days, farken
@cincin45154 жыл бұрын
This comment funnier than the video. I'm in tears of laughter. Aussie dad's the same in the 1970's. Too funny.
@Tony672154 жыл бұрын
“I no use the scare crow, I use my wife” 🤣🤣🤣
@mikisaba93364 жыл бұрын
Tony P lmao 😂 hahahaha the best 👍
@ugfpandasofficialhighlight26474 жыл бұрын
She’s scary enough
@tararoast4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@mathewakad28613 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@joelsotoau23643 жыл бұрын
*usah
@gthompson97374 жыл бұрын
"This soil I brought from Italy in a suitcase" Gold.
@user-ju5mu7uk6y2 ай бұрын
And that mandolin music !!😂😂😂 just wonderful comedy - Very original - hilarious ❤
@amandac88364 жыл бұрын
This is my Romanian stepdad all over I'm dying hahaha. He was swearing at the cat the other week for shitting on his herb garden, the garlic in particular.
@shadowsinmymind94 жыл бұрын
Why? That's fresh fertilizer
@lckoolg6224 жыл бұрын
The catashita everywhere
@Jade-57133 жыл бұрын
Hahaha omg
@angelicblue_5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shadowsinmymind92 ай бұрын
@@GorgorothBergen-ns7il she said he pooped
@jakegargiulo51014 жыл бұрын
“This tomato plant is so strong, it’s even make lemons” Cracked me up hard HAHA!
@thatdarnkitteh Жыл бұрын
"I don't use a scarecrow, I use my wife" 🤣🤣🤣
@Pete-te6ee4 жыл бұрын
Exactly how my Dad used to water the fruit trees ...and the concrete ...
@blaZinthemBudz4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA. One time when i was little i was making something out of timber. I decided to spray paint it on nonna's concrete. She wasn't happy. So she got out the varachina (bleach) and washed it....it came off! She uses Bleach to clean everything lol.
@Pete-te6ee4 жыл бұрын
@@blaZinthemBudz so funny man, yeah we had bottles varachina in the laundry my mum used if for everything as well man the smell lol .When we got new concrete laid my Dad made me wash it every Friday after school and if i didn't he was after me, mad Italian haha
@blaZinthemBudz4 жыл бұрын
@@Pete-te6ee they are funny man! We love em
@mickyzzzeee3 жыл бұрын
Up straight, one hand on the gut staring aimlessly....stance is everything
@tararoast4 жыл бұрын
I'm Anglo Aussie as kid growing up most of my friends were Greek & Italian it was fun especially with then Greeks would smash plates at ceremonies, and if I ever went to my Greek friend's house & if it was too quiet there was trouble in the air 🤣😂🤣👍 you guys are best.
@pattywangu26502 ай бұрын
Father's are equally crazy in their own handsome ways 😂😂😂😂
@Burgwyn4 жыл бұрын
That watering pose is to accurate 😂
@NM-yh7ds4 жыл бұрын
They even stand like old wog men when they water 🤣🤣🥰🇮🇹
@a.a.11592 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@bonfiglium4 жыл бұрын
Classic family dog named Rambo buried in the backyard
@GP-iy8ni4 жыл бұрын
"My tomatoes is a good for the Guinea Pig world record book" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@valeriecarruthers70842 ай бұрын
😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cillamoke2 ай бұрын
Bahaha hahaha!
@ImThAtGuY904 жыл бұрын
I died when he was on that ladder swearing
@annabelgrace12674 жыл бұрын
That Guy Me, too.
@frankaquarius46584 жыл бұрын
That’s the best 😂
@jamesgayok3 жыл бұрын
My dad actually does that to the birds that eat the fruit off the tree lol
@LLOOYYYDD4 жыл бұрын
*Ah no worry - I use-a the DDT!! That kill-a everyting!!* - Said every Italian father in the 80s ever......!
@aussiedrunk4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when my mums uncle erected a 10m high bird cage in his backyard to make sure no birds would eat his fig tree lol
@NikNakShak4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@LoneWolf-sh1ph4 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh till I cried. So true, so funny, it was exactly like that back in the days but it made cry thinking of all the good times we had as a child, we can go back in time with memories but we are loosing that generation and that's the sad part.
@aussieabroad73924 жыл бұрын
"Jeff cut down your tree it make mess my backyard" 😂😂😂 I can't you guys are hilarious
@mathewblyth59404 жыл бұрын
This is gold! My Italian grandfather said I no give my money to coles! Haha and once he asked me if I would ask my manager at coles if he could sell them some chickens said he would pluck them and everything. It was difficult to tell him they would never take chickens from him! Miss him!
@abluecassette2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha aw bless him, that's gold! XD
@dinosshed4 жыл бұрын
This is actually what they are like, smuggling seeds into the country to grow it just like home. Fucking hilarious and completely accurate, mint!
@NikoAU5552 жыл бұрын
can confirm greeks did the same thing in the 1960s. How do you think all of those tomato varieties made it to Australia?
@andrewc97194 жыл бұрын
“When I was’a you age, I use’a the wheelbarrow more time than you shit yourself.” That’s really accurate, guys. Good job 😂
@TanjasWorld14 жыл бұрын
I use a the water from the tank, I fill it up this morning from the tap 😂😂😂 you guys kill me 😂😂
@stelstar33 жыл бұрын
My father in law, may he RIP, used to come for a visit and I'd find him watering our garden standing exactly like these guys. On one of his visits, he found me sitting on a garden chair, coffee in one hand hose in the other, watering.(true story). Aaaaaa, he says. That's how you young ones do it!!! I thought he would follow my way, but noooo. LOL
@filomenanotte95704 жыл бұрын
This was my Nonna for sure!!! The amount of bags on the trees. The hose kills me 🤣🤣.... it reminds me when she used to just stand there exactly like that... then she would water the concrete 😂😂😂
@filomenanotte95704 жыл бұрын
Just Luca 🤣🤣🤣too funny, and if she spotted a spider web, she would squirt it flat out until it came off 😂
@ZzbulletheadzZ4 жыл бұрын
@@filomenanotte9570 Spot on.
@ritasmith43354 жыл бұрын
Not watering, cleaning!
@mikisaba93364 жыл бұрын
Tennis rackets in my elbows hahahahaah that’s my dad 😂
@samsaphire41374 жыл бұрын
Sooshi - **produces best content ever KZbin - “ima show some more prank vids”
@quadcameight4 жыл бұрын
"Fuck water prescription" bahahahaaaaaaaa
@shellsfacebook4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my dad with his tomatoes.. Thank you for giving my kids and I a belly laugh...
@joebloggs6194 жыл бұрын
Oh, don't even start on tomatoes. My lot grew tons of these and every year this Italian tomato sauce had to be made, which was like setting up an entire domestic manufacturing concern that went on for ages. It was made and packed into sterilised beer bottles which then had to be boiled in an old country style washhouse copper, fuelled by wood fire, as there was no gas or electricity in our remote rural community, yet. Eventually they would end up in cool storage, until the house because nobody owned refrigerators and summer temperatures often hit the high 30's or 40's Centigrade ie very hot rural heat. But the sauce never went off, even after years of bushfires or floods in the area.It was an ordeal growing the crops, making these preserves etc, putting them under the house and then also climbing under it's foundations, with deadly snakes, red back poisonous spiders etc to retrieve a bottle of sauce so mum could cook dinner with it. And guess who had to do that? Us kids, because we were small and could fit more easily under the house, to get the bottles of sauce. Oh, they also made vino and other stuff they stashed under the house, in holes in the ground, which they swapped with the Aussies who also made all sorts of things, like moonshine they wanted to swap for our stuff we made. They may have argued about many things but when it came to keeping "mum" about producing these illicit liquors, like the grappa, vino and the Aussie moonshine whisky, home brew beers etc, they all agreed to keep it very quiet. Then some others from elsewhere in the state would rock up from nowhere, unannounced, but nobody complained because they brought heaps of home grown illicit tobacco they grew wherever they came from. Everybody seemed so keen to have some. I tried a bit as a kid. It tasted foul. I could not understand why they all wanted it and we're keen to swap bottles of vino, grappa, moonshine, tomato sauce, fish, vegetables, fruit and anything else grown in our region to get some of this foul stuff. I thought that whatever we grew or made that was being traded for tobacco was far better and worth more than this tobacco rubbish they all desperately wanted. I couldn't understand why my father and Aussie mates couldn't just smoke normal packets of cigarettes... But, obviously, this homegrown illicit tobacco was much cheaper than smoking ready made cigarettes.
@joebloggs6194 жыл бұрын
...and then one year there was heavy rain and it flooded on our land and the deep hole in the ground they had all helped did with just shovels and spades to keep the liquor etc cool in summer heat there flooded out. They grabbed us kids and sat is on a felled huge tree stump protruding above current flood waters rapidly rising and said "You see that hole?? Don't move or we make it your grave!" They were obviously worried sick but we kids just thought this whole scene was bizarre, though we knew about water safety from school lessons on this. Being the older kid and more intellectually inclined, I tried to soothe my younger crying brother, worried about being thrown into that hole, as they had threatened if we dated move. He said rigidly still, but I did move, though not off the tree stump because there was some pretty mucky looking "bad swimming water" around, not at all appetising, like the beach we knew was. I told him not to worry because that black hole they threatened us with was "full of bottles and jars", of stuff they had preserved, wines, beers, moonshine, even stashed of coins, heavily salted smoked Prosciutto, smoked salted fish, just like Christopher Columbus et alhad when they set sail to discover America, and, of course, according to dad, expert on all things "great" he was also a famous Roman, too, though I recall reading he was just a normal Italian guy whose theories upset the political/religious powers that be back home, so he had to get funding and approval for his maritime venture from the Queen of Spain, but that was not the case, according to dad, who had his own versions of all great historical events whose history he rewrote, to tell us kids the "correct story", a bit like happens nowadays I Australia with the native folk, I suspect..Eventually, after they somehow hauled their stuff out of the hole, to higher protruding tree stumps, they came towards us, to save us, too, but my brother was screaming out of control and I was a bit concerned, too. Because the black hole they called "the food cellar" was now empty and, yes, we two kids could fit in there now and be buried, still alive...For daring to defy their orders to not move. But they only grabbed us and hoisted us high on their shoulders heading towards other folks coming to see if everybody was surving OK. I remember thinking how great the view from up there was. Not very pretty scenery, just yellow and brown, red yukky flood waters colored by soil pigments, but you could see for acres and acres. They were all shouting "We saved it...We saved it..". And some other religious Christian ethnic type said "Good job!" And my father agreed, saying "We have the vino. We have courage for anything..." He opened a bottle and gave us two very scared kids a sip each.They had no idea that what they had threatened us with was the reason we needed the bottled "courage" he was feeding us, not the flooding itself.. Kids don't see such events through the same eyes as adults but when parents threaten discipline for defying them, it is very real and scary to them.We thought they were mad, as they kept bugging us, stroking our hair, trying to feed us some of the food they had saved, sloshing around knee deep in flood water and debris. Ethnic "bush picnic" style...Then some Aussies appeared. Tall guys built like a solid brick shit house, unemotional, unlike frantic panicky ethnic folk all yelling, cursing, praying to God for help etc, blaming human evil for God's wrath and punishment with floods etc etc. "Better see if the wogs are OK" I heard one say to his other Aussie mate. But we were fine now, my father replied, offering them chunks of his Parma Ham prosciutto and bottle of vino he boasted he had made from nothing, just like Jesus Christ did with his loaves and fishes act. Bred the pig for the prosciutto, reared it, slaughtered it I remember that terrible day, too, because that pig was my pet I had to feed and care for daily, so I loved him. He even had a name,but on the day the men sluaghtered him I was ordered inside the house and to stay I my room, draw the curtains. But I could hear him squealing as they plunged the knife into his heart, after stunning him with their 14lb workplace hammers...It was so emotionally heart wrenching...After that I simply refused to eat meat but was threatened with the same fate as my pet pig if I persisted with such whimsical stupid behaviour or I could leave the family, go live alone and live off forest blackberries,instead. I had tried that after a few disagreements with parents, but soon discovered how hungry you get trying to just live off bush berries.So, I tried to eat the meat they dished up. By rationalising that the pets' spirit would live in me and be a part of me, just like in Christian Holy Communion. Albeit somewhat heretical religious thinking...There were no clergy for hundreds of bush miles, but, even so, dad also became the family authority on all things spiritual and religious as well, informing us that God had put man in charge of his people, like a "Deputy God" and wehad to obey his instructions or God's wrath(more like his own male temper and wrath) would fall heavily on all recalcitrant, questioning humanity. He looked at me and I feigned docile female obedience. This was not like the kind gentle Jesus God the other kids who went to Sunday School talked about in the play ground. It just didn't make sense. And I didn't like it.
@CFox.74 жыл бұрын
1:57 - who remembers being told by dad to jump the neighbours fence and connect the hose - lol
@SonnySkye4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is they actually do fill up the water tanks from the tap!
@JimmyStrings4 жыл бұрын
@Yuck Foutube interesting. Is this a long process@
@thecommentor83844 жыл бұрын
James Stringer no. Just a couple of days.
@MrHumanracin4 жыл бұрын
@@thecommentor8384 *couple a days
@mariagabbott2 жыл бұрын
@@MrHumanracin **cuppla dais 😂
@ivanhajncl883311 ай бұрын
@@thecommentor8384 chlorine evaporates from room temperature water in twenty MINUTES when it's not under pressure
@sonyadee4 жыл бұрын
I no give a shit abouta water prescription 😂😂😂 dead 💀
@poponachtschnecke4 жыл бұрын
I feel so robbed my great grandparents didn't live long enough for me to meet them. This reminds me so much of stories of them. I'm laughing, but tears keep coming out.
@dominiccavaiuolo11104 жыл бұрын
The guinea pig book of records lol
@angelicblue_5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is sooooo funny… reminds me once one of my cousins must of spat a chewing gum in Nonno’s garden….. weeeeellllll, for decades he couldn’t stand anyone who ate chewing gum and it was around the time Kylie Mole was on comedy company…… still laugh to this day…. They used to blow up for nothing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@allianelig13234 жыл бұрын
Can’t stop watching it! Wish KZbin would give these guys a go and poster this all over the place!
@wendysullivan1909Ай бұрын
I just can't stop Watching, sent them to my family and were all cracking up.😂😂😂😂.
@BethfromFertilization4 жыл бұрын
I don’t use the scarecrow I use my wife 😭🤣🤣🤣
@ninopapalia1461 Жыл бұрын
"I dont give a fuck about water prescription I water every day" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@allianelig13234 жыл бұрын
Tennis rackets in my elbows... kings!! Hahahahaha
@BlondishOpossum2 жыл бұрын
"I got'a the best fucking tomatos" my nonno was like that with his garden.
@a.w.3438Ай бұрын
"...the Guinea Pig record book!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@discoshart4 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid in the 80’s, our next door neighbour was a Greek dude name of Socrates and he was just like these guys. His yard was 99% vegetable gardens. I accidentally kicked my footy into his garden, there was no way I was going in to get it. Told my dad it got pinched at school, that was easier than getting caught in his garden.
@cjim99813 жыл бұрын
Mate your story was hilarious
@SM-br5os Жыл бұрын
I’m Greek.. this is 100000% my dad 😂😂
@justinwright66114 жыл бұрын
This never gets old! Awesomeness.
@jorgerobledo33074 жыл бұрын
I re live my childhood with all your videos. 😂😂😂 absolutely gold.
@suzzi19614 жыл бұрын
Oh man this reminds me of the old days
@AdrianG134 жыл бұрын
You guys are literally the best. Every time you post a new video, I gather my family around to watch it together, and we always cry laughing.
@gamingwithnicko19424 жыл бұрын
It’s not a Greek backyard without the lemon and fig tree
@evancampbell71384 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Brilliant and accurate 🤣 Thank you for the post, and keep up the great work! 😌
@couchpilot123 жыл бұрын
You fellas are hilariously funny. Thank you for the laughs.
@nickbianco46284 жыл бұрын
Why do these blokes remind me of my Nonno 🤣
@choppinjayjay314 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure thats the point bud 👍
@Chil3no904 жыл бұрын
Best Ever! You guys kill it! I’m in tears!!
@jessicabrighton87334 жыл бұрын
I seriously could watch this over and over. I want to use these sayings in everyday life!
@emmaXelise4 жыл бұрын
I'm having PTSD flashbacks of my dad discovering my ruined tomato plants 😭😂
@saifkattan23004 жыл бұрын
Omg I’m sooooo dead!! 🤣 the part when his on the ladder swearing !
@helenconstantinides49294 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of your best!! Spot on.
@triciacapitti33024 жыл бұрын
When they were being chased by the goat was just hilarious. Loved the whole thing. 😂😂😂😂
@dirtieharry874 жыл бұрын
I am literally in tears from this!! Absolute gold!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@JETFOURLITRE4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love Aussie Italians
@danw80124 жыл бұрын
It like reverse "Kingswood Counrty" from the 1980s. Great stuff I love it ha ha
@Growndweller3 жыл бұрын
LMAO the mindless hosing. GOLD!
@southeastgraffiti94364 жыл бұрын
Tennis racquets in my elbow. 😂 Brilliant
@jonob90044 жыл бұрын
HaHAAAAAHHH!!! I can't wait for Ethnic Mums in the garden.
@calmblueocean72434 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Behind every great man there's a great woman!?!?!
@joebloggs6194 жыл бұрын
...anyway, the dunny can had to be emptied weekly and the domestic shit was laid to rest in a deep grave she dug in the garden, to enrich the soil, as ethnics are big on sustainable living they have been doing for centuries. Nothing ends up as waste. Everything has a use and gets recycled, out of economic necessity or habit, not just to be trendy and practise sustainability to prevent climate change, which they couldn't care less about...Once this shit hole was covered, she then decided we needed to grow "Medicina" (medicinal plants), since there were no doctors for hundreds of miles and even if there were any, who could afford to see one if sick? There was no Medicare or welfare...We kids caught everything, from the most serious life threatening diseases, like Polio, whooping cough, diptheria, tetanus, tuberculosis etc to the most trivial things every kid got as part of "growing up" eg 2 batches of different strains of measles, mumps, chicken pox and the usual things. Allergies and asthma didn't even count as sickness. They just told you to stop scratching, wheezing and carrying on and leave it alone to settle down, breathe more etc. One Aussie kid was made to do half an hour of hard, very deep breathing with his tyrannical mum whacking him on the back ordering "You breathe or there'll be trouble, boy" . My ethnic ones were not quite so severe. They just opened the bedroom window so that frosty cold air could rush into our poor wheezy little sick asthmatic lungs, with no heating whatsoever in houses there, in Sub zero winter temperatures. They figure lack of fresh air was our proble.Ethnic parents issued instructions to sick kids like: Either get well fast or die, but hurry up about it. We have got to work to get you food so we can't be sitting holding your hand..." Mine tricked us into getting well faster by promising us some treat if we got well fast. We wanted it because we had no toys or fun trips or treats. So this did work to motivate us to stop being sickly kids, even though some, like me, were not very robust healthwise as kids. I still have scars from all the bad "school sores" most kids got, which teachers painted bright red with Mercurochrome antiseptic ointment or some evil looking yellow ointment. Not to mention my goanna bite scar that took ages to heal up, as Gianna's carry a lot of bacteria in their bite. So mum decided we needed medicines to protect her family and she drew on European ancient folk medicine wisdom passed down through generations. One of these was opium from the opium poppy as a pain killer, used to help with childbirth etc. I have no idea where she got the seeds but she planted a crop of such opium poppies over she shit hole bed she'd dug and filled in. They are very lush and produced beautiful flowers I wanted to pick. But we were forbidden to touch those flowers, though we had no idea why. Then she said "Medicines are dangerous. They can kill you..." Eventually the poppies disappeared. But, whatever she made out of them was never within our reach or visible to us kids. It went into a lofty, solid, locked cabinet. Waiting for some extreme need to use opium to relieve some very extreme pain. Alcohol and tobacco addiction was commonplace where we lived. But nobody took drugs like cocaine, heroin etc, like now. A few Latinos sometimes used a bit of "Mari Juana" they sometimes grew, along with cooking herbs, like Rosemary etc but nobody thought of this common weed as a medicine or even as a worthwhile recreational drugs because alcohol tasted far better and was more social fun. But probably more dangerous, too.
@Monada794 жыл бұрын
Please! My parents use to go out in the evening, nick some plants from near bye gardens and plant them I. Ours. No joke.
@Copat874 жыл бұрын
Me: "I wonder if it's safe to watch this video with my kids around..." First word: "FACK!"
@pauldunlea67453 жыл бұрын
'' I no use the Scarecrow I use my wife '' !!! Classic
@mils92824 жыл бұрын
can u guys do a video on "ethnics weekly dinner" honestly hilarious
@joebloggs6194 жыл бұрын
No!Please spare us! I can recall these. I liked salt on my food. Mainly because my ethnic father had an annoying habit of tracing everything back to the Romans, who, according to him, had invented everything...He told me they used salt to pay Roman soldiers, as it was precious and hence the English word "salary" meaning pay for work and sayings like "worth his salt" etc. In my 6old year old mind, I concluded salt must be pretty good stuff to consume and so I would eat as much of the stuff as I could lay hands on, even competing with the cows, who like to lick it off rocks I paddocks.We were sitting eating the specially weekly Sunday family meal and I reached for the salt I a large container to pour a few spoonful on my meal and he glared at me and said "Have some food with your salt, won't you!?!" He then picked up the whole quarter kilo of salt and poured it on my meal and made me eat it all covered in salt, so I might learn a lesson about doing things in excess. I protested I was thirsty from so much salt. He ignored my tears and started to tell some story about Christopher Columbus setting sail on the brimy sea, full of salt, with salted cod fish and salted food as their only source of good on a journey they had no idea where they were heading, so why am I complaining about a bit of salt..."But dad, it wasn't just a bit of salt you put on my dinner. It was a ton.And then you said I do things in excess..." He just replied "Shut up and be grateful. The Romans used salt to reward their soldiers. If it was good enough for brave Roman warriors, it's good enough for you. Just shut up and eat it!" And I thought, well, salt may have been precious for the Romans but I think I would rather be paid with other things. Maybe sugar, or even money...
@dianereeves26193 жыл бұрын
Love you guys, ya’s cheer me up all the time, thanks ay, have a nice new year 😁
@tonykb21934 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I was helping dad with the cover for the fig tree today... testing times farken. Gonna be bumper fig season... maybe 50-60kilo, the nice green ones, not those shit red hard ones.
@joebloggs6194 жыл бұрын
Love figs. Especially the big dark Genoa ones. Italians serve them on a cheese platter with fine cheeses etc. I also like those sticky sugary preserved figs some Greeks used to serve us with dark thick Turkish coffee in tiny cups when we visited them. I know where there's a wild fig tree growing and I am watching it's fruit mature. As soon as they ripen, I will race the wild birds to eat the figs straight off the tree. It is quite a competition because the birds here are pretty numerous, feral, aggressive, squawking as they descend on a tree, even attacking humans who try to eat the fruit, as if to say "Bugger off our nature. This is our tree, our food supply, our territory!" I've been attacked by angry pecking wild birds a few times when I tried to pick wild fruit, like figs. They are too costly to buy in the supermarket but So can recall a time when gig trees and lemon trees laden with fruit were common and people would give them away for free, just to get rid of so many fruits they could not use.Lemons have many good uses, not just for eating eg for cleaning, bleaching, for hair etc. But his had to be eaten. Aussie women made fig jam that nobody seemed keen on but they don't just eat them, like Mediterranean people do and love them. In Latin cultures, the fig fruit symbolises the female gender. Because the inside of a ripe fig looks like a miniature female womb. So, it is a pretty sexy fruit... The more figs you eat, the more feminine and sexy and appealing to the male gender you become. So, if you think you are an unattractive female, fear not. Just eat more figs and men will find you irresistible and your old worried ethnic parents need no longer stress out trying to arrange a marriage for you. Male suitors will be lining up to meet such a fertile woman...
@agdv624 жыл бұрын
Omg I’m in stitches 😂 luv it 🙌
@lucysky64374 жыл бұрын
I can see my self in my garden 😂😂😂 so proud of my tomatoes, Cucumber and zucchini 😂😂😂
@mountainconstructions4 жыл бұрын
How can this only be 180,000 views farken? I've watched it 20,000 times just a myself
@SpBundShorts4 жыл бұрын
You guys are the funniest boys ever 😂
@Jaymo894 жыл бұрын
KZbin algorithm suggesting me more Aussie channels lately. 👍
@bellrugby034 жыл бұрын
One of your best fellas..when I was about 3yo my Yiayia used to cut the hottest raddishes into a star shape and tell us kids she grew her own lollies better than the ones at the shop..😂🤣 she would laugh for an hour while I ran looking for the garden hose..
@peterlemmo59804 жыл бұрын
You remind me of so much of my dad.Keep it up ,you make my day.
@8stringer5284 жыл бұрын
You guys just made my day!
@jakemanning84534 жыл бұрын
''Thisa one called kentucky fried chicken, thisa one called nandos'' I'm fucking crying 😂😂😂😂😂
@salvatorefrisina59594 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Brilliant!!! I love it!!!
@tiaynapanda3164 жыл бұрын
I could sit and listen to you guys all day! I love it!
@tiaynapanda3164 жыл бұрын
JoeWald hello :)
@ThePunishersRevenge4 жыл бұрын
This is hits so close to home it’s unreal.
@gsx7r4 жыл бұрын
Like going back to my childhood!😂 My Nonno and Nonna watered half of west hoxton every day... dogs to this day are always named prince or princess😂
@SennyMarshall3 жыл бұрын
Machine gun rapid fire comedy at its best. You guys rock. I’m in tears. 😂👌
@tobywilliams17883 жыл бұрын
You guys @sooshimango are absolutely hilarious 😂
@gene6794 Жыл бұрын
2:48 Can so relate to this!! This was pretty much my Nonno watering his backyard garden with the hose as well, except not as exaggerated here of course! 😂
@Letstarling_4 жыл бұрын
0:25 I no buy a new one, i buy this one 1947 still brand new
@joebloggs6194 жыл бұрын
We had some Ukrainian friends who always seemed to have "things from the city" nobody else had but wished they did. They were not competitive types, very "socialistic", caring, sharing with those less fortunate, despite being poor themselves, trying to farm in a dirty swamp that flooded regularly. My father once asked the "Rushkie man" how he got a car, admiring it. The man replied words almost identical to these. "I no buy new. I buy brand new second hand 1945 model". On freezing Sub zero winter mornings, bright and early, I would hear these men wielding spanners, crow bars, hammers etc beating up the car to make it go, cursing and swearing at it until it started to slitter and cough out all this dirty smelly smoke. A kookaburra sat on the high radio aerial my father had erected, to pick up distant Melbourne or Sydney amen US radio station I our area, which only could normally pick up two. He did that because he said Marconi, inventor of the radio was even smarter than Leonardo Da Vinici and, guess what, he was a Roman, too, though some would dispute that. However nobody dared contradict him openly because we knew what would happen if we we dared defy his wise pronouncements as "head of this family".... All "God's wrath and fury" on us all. When one of the men rolled that old heap of a car driving with no license at night, drunk, with only one feeble head light, trying to dodge a kangaroo that made its own natural road laws, we were so relieved. It just sat I the bush, rusting away. Us kids would go there, to pick wild blackberries to feast on, as we sat in the rusted out old car playing a game we called "Broom, vroom", imagining we had a car and went to the city to buy nice things...It went on for hours and was great fun as we took turns at "driving" ie playing with the steering wheel, until one day, we noticed we had an extra passenger, a big black snake that obviously wanted to also hitch a ride to town with us. We bolted. Preferring to walk instead...
@louisesouthgate523116 күн бұрын
The Aussie accent was creeping in! Lol ☺
@lindahammill54924 жыл бұрын
Just needed a good laugh, you did that for me boyz! I gotta watertank, I fill it from my tap! I no worry about water prescriptions, I water every day :) sound advice bahaha
@davidmattock81422 ай бұрын
I so remember my neighbors gardens
@sock10503 жыл бұрын
"Bloody shit birds" always gets me
@i82much464 жыл бұрын
I use tank water, I filled it up this morning from the tap. Haha.
@riz86514 жыл бұрын
i dont need a scarecrow i just bring a my wife !!! LOL
@lyricalliana4 жыл бұрын
Sand in an Italian band, got to know the guys and their families who used to joke about their parents ways and impersonate their accents and misuse of language JUST LIKE THIS. This SO needed to be caputured! Captured brilliantly! Hilarious!
@annarks704 жыл бұрын
so true with the plastic bags and water hose!!
@dantegw14 күн бұрын
guinea pig record book !! OMGGGGG im crying of laughter for these guys...
@lavectech7 ай бұрын
So good, crying!
@nicholaswatt9850 Жыл бұрын
I don't care about water prescriptions, "I fkn water every day" 😂😂😂 dead!! Sounds like my papou