THINGS ETHNIC DADS SAY

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[@SooshiMango]

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[@keysersoze1545]

Sooshi Mango im a Greek maso my grandparents sound like this

[@MichaelWilliams-xn6wx]

Is this cristian

[@coasteyscoasteys4150]

Sooshi Mango for ge da bou it

[@oliviamareetarantola9779]

Definitely subscribed. Love this so much reminds me of my family,seems like forever away but thank you for giving me this . Go Italian,s 100% the best memories ever..

[@BadAl27722]

Sumenabitch! No good farken!

[@maxweidenbach2919]

Classic. No bullshit when I was a kid I mowed the lawns for a Greek bloke up the street and every time I went over he would show me all the veggies in his garden and how big they were. To be fair, his tomatoes were the size of grapefruit.

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

True story hey 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@Konstantinos3631]

thats the most greek thing ive ever heard.

[@boogie4943]

That's a because he a use a the chicken shit!

[@rexjolles]

as a little kid our neighbor across the street was a middle aged greek man named Tony, he would always say "look how big and strong you are" (I was like 7 at the time) and he owned like 4 gyro trucks

[@Posy13]

🤣

[@alessandroalberga3801]

This is absolutely amazing. "When I was your age I was my age".

[@EdenFoxx7]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@controllerbrain]

It makes sense

[@fit_by_fifty]

My favourite that the uncles used to say.

[@rodrigodelprat]

Seriously, how do you even top a line like that. Perfection.

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

Yesss😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@lecodh1]

"Don't talk to your mother like that...now tell your mother to shut up!" Dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shijoejoseph2011]

The hair! Even the hair has character! 😭❤️😂🤣

[@farmerdp444]

I work 10 days in 1 week. Don't spend your money, buy a house. Every kid of Italian or Greek parents has heard comments like these. So easy to relate to.

[@mediaamzv2410]

My mum still says this were Italian lol

[@dwong2328]

And you are better for having listened 😀

[@margaretellul4556]

Still hear it! Wouldn't change it for the world! 🇬🇷🤪

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

Like...yesssssss😆😆😆😆😆

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

​@@dwong2328 omg yesssss sooooo grateful 🙏🏼

[@excusemeIhaveapinkbeard]

5 years on and it still cracks me up!

[@angelicblue_]

This is one of my favourite videos of yours , I can think of my nonni, zii, compare , paesani and my papà in all of them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessebox1992]

I’m Maori and my wife is Assyrian, it isn’t just the dad it’s her uncles and her cousins that do ALL of this 😂😂

[@shadowbeamasmr5141]

Genetic cousins to greeks and italians

[@alessandrom7181]

​@@shadowbeamasmr5141not even remotely. At most a bit of Greeks and South Italians, Central and North Italians have completely different genetic and behaviour. Italy Is not Just South Italy and the stereotype from Hollywood.

[@alfredzocchi1461]

I'm 100% Italian , I think I've watched this 20 times already and it never gets old. You guys are great. Keep Creating and God a Bless 👍😊🙏

[@patriziatommasini2752]

Me too! I saw this video 20 or 30 times, I'm italian and I live here

[@alessandrom7181]

​@@patriziatommasini2752you must be both from the South then because these people have Little to do with North and central Italians, save abruzzese maybe Who are almost southerns.

[@JacobMonier]

"You treat women like a queen" "Maria shutup

[@brigitteladund4409]

That was the best bit, nearly fell off my chair laughing

[@OBSESSEDSPICE]

I can relate to this cause my aunt is named maria and my uncle tells her to shut up all the time lol

[@Debt19CC]

OK

[@Monada79]

That's my mum's name too!

[@dragan3290]

My father spitting! Ptuj! Lol.😂

[@paradigm_sh1ft532]

"Whena was a your hayge, I work ten daysa week!"

[@hexolomgaming9498]

Paradigm _sh1ft "its a good cause I put chickenashit" 😂😂😂😂

[@controllerbrain]

For Godchrist

[@nickchondros8091]

This is more of a documentary than a comedy skit....like this is fucking perfect

[@HopliteWarlord]

The funniest thing about this clip is that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE SAYINGS IS SPOT ON CORRECT, I'VE HEARD THEM ALL!!

[@sotiriosnovatsis4529]

@@christosantonopoulos2018 The best way to be raised is in a wig house. ❤️

[@sotiriosnovatsis4529]

“Wog”! I said a “wog”, fucken!

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

Yesssssssss

[@christinatachdjian3752]

Especially "this is my house" 😂

[@grazo16]

Best one yet. I'm going to try some of this at work tomorrow. I'm going to stand in the kitchen right next to the coffee machine and yell "somebody maker me a coffee plis?!"

[@launchcontrol9019]

Anthony Grassa I did it today at work mate farken to good farken 😁

[@jehizzy2854]

Anthony Grassa nice 👍

[@EdenFoxx7]

lol omg yep good call farken ! 😂👌👌👌😎

[@EdenFoxx7]

So did it work? Lmao 😂 Did you stand next to the machine & someone made you a coffee??

[@frank.t3884]

@@EdenFoxx7 Lela u maker a coffee plisss

[@marcnapoli7178]

Love the "I was on the boat eight months one year".... they always do that. The story gets changed mid sentence. Brilliant!

[@codysmom6071]

The doily over the toaster is perfect.

[@lorettadittrich3148]

These are awesome!!! My parents were immigrants and so proud to be American. They were the best citizens. But home life was like this!!😂. Thank you so much for the laughs today!!!

[@RubyTwilite]

Yes! Mine too, and yes I heard all these things from my parents.

[@fordfalcao9061]

“When I started work I was 4 years old” hahaha

[@chanellarouge2025]

I was eating dinner while watching this and laughed so hard I choked on my piece of chicken...

[@naffnoodle3505]

why you gotta eat so fast? slow down eh. when I was your age we didn't even have food

[@panthir6720]

same but I coughed it out and it came out like a rocket

[@jjsrt8]

choking your chicken eh?

[@algeorge88]

Chanel LaRouge Sheeken* not chicken.

[@digabledoug]

"When I was your age I was my age!" is a good one.

[@AussieAussieOZoioioi]

This was my life living in a Greek household. My cousin every day at 5am - MAAAAA COFFEE!! My other cousin every morning at 5-6am - MAAAAA COFFEE!!! My Uncle at 6am - MARIAA COFFEE!! My auntie at 6am whispering under her breath - Farkin coffee coffee coffee bloody malakias, I should run away and you watch darnyell they'd all die without me, you watch darnyell, you watch. My uncle - Eeeeeh Stamata Maria, too early for this shit. Every fucking morning hahaha...

[@onemansjunk4056]

HA HA HA HA HA

[@AW-uo9lg]

It was like this for me too whenever I saw my cousins in New York

[@christinalikoski4937]

Well picture this I'm sure I was the 1st greek whose dad was a malaka and left my mum with 5kids which ended us in government housing lol I would say we were the first greek boguns hehehehe Wouldn't change a thing. Can still hear my mum calling me a Potana while pulling my hair before heading off to piano lessons lmfao Top.that MALAKES

[@589kin]

😂😂😂😂

[@88kwthomas]

my grandparants house in Murrumbeena is identical to this, same kitchen, wall oven the old laminate timber walls were replaced with new timber walls in the same style.. never completely finished because Papou didn't want to pay the contractor

[@Growndweller]

The 'don't spend your money, buy house' one is GOLD.

[@emilymccartney1593]

I’ve just subscribed and these old ones are popping up. That wig looks like one of the wise guys from The Sopranos 😂

[@Monada79]

Why didn't you add when dad is asleep on the sofa and you wanna change the channel and he says "I'm watching that!"

[@roguesknives6183]

😂😂😂yep ..

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

Omg gold 😆😆😆😆😆

[@natalijapakidova7221]

тоже самое и у нас в России ! точка в току 100% ! :) а когда не было пультов от телевизора мы дети выполняли эту функция по 100 раз за вечер :) 😂

[@RubyTwilite]

Omg my Dad used to say that....

[@sydpartyboy69]

Talking into the mobile as it’s ringing twice....I lost it...HILLARIOUS

[@floriandipaolo8999]

My Dad told me when I was about 10 that "I started going to school when was I was 4 years old, I had to walk 4km through the rain and I didn't have any shoes." Now I know how bullshit that is 😂

[@Pikoul]

The best, them houses 😂" don't go out, save your money, get a house" aghhh yep!! Keep walking boys 👌🏼thank you for the laughs.

[@dancross3263]

My dads Aussie and he even does the “this is my house” with the fist smash just without the accent😂

[@missmelissa_xxx2641]

Mine too!

[@BlondishOpossum]

Same here

[@Wesley296]

Haha the phone part is too accurate.

[@gbarulovski5860]

“You hava rocks inside”. The best 😂😂😂😂

[@SirSlush_]

"I no got one fuck" is practically my Nonno's catchphrase. Great video

[@zachbocchino5501]

Two of my favorite lines. "when i was your age i was my age" and "I make you i kill you" LOL

[@Penelope.Banana]

My entire childhood just flashed before my eyes!

[@joebloggs619]

I recall hearing a conversation like this between a father and son once... Father trying to teach his handsome Latin Romeo son about masculine family responsibilities, but son not giving a damp because he was popular with God looking Aussie women in love with him, who had good jobs and gave this Latin Romeo everything he wanted, unlike his angry dad, who had to attend so hard for everything...But, yeah, it's true, they did arrive with just a suitcase and they were working to support their families even as mere young teenage boys because men must support, house and protect their family.

[@CCCC-fj3kf]

Fark. This reminded me so much of my opa/dziadek. "For God Christ!" Cracks me up every time.

[@marcobephage1396]

It reminds me when I was growing up in the 80s, miss the the good times

[@95kostis]

The random sleep spasms are on point hahahaha

[@user-gl2ge3ql2z]

These three guys are so funny, I can't stop laughing. 😂😂

[@BlueEyedLisa]

Look how big is my tomatoes.....OMG...this is my whole family!!! You guys are freaking hilarious...don't stop what u r doing- we love it!!!!

[@loudmouf9246]

“Don’t talk to your mother like that” “Tell your mother to shut up” 🤣🤣

[@Aaronsmith-cu8ii]

Any child born of Ethnic parents can relate to all these saying 10000%

[@AveTrainOnDaTrack]

Everybody is born to ethnic parents

[@jaso6187]

Next Video: Ethnic Family Gatherings

[@lilemz86]

Yessssssss Family Lunch Please!

[@EP-hh9mc]

My dad would also say ‘when I came here I had ☝️ one suitcase’ , now he’s a millionaire 🏡 🏠 🏘 RESPECT ✊ he did it his way!!!

[@sabatino1977]

Above all else, the one truly accurate detail is the Sicilia dish towel laid on top of the range in the kitchen. This is so that the dust doesn’t get in. I grew with this, too, here in America. 😂

[@bigz5417]

my old man all the way..my dad says.."Coca-Cola its a poison"

[@7s29]

He's right.

[@unklekurlu]

The coke trucks engines were washed down with the syrup, perfect food grade degreaser

[@miaioculano2467]

Please please make part 2 this sketch is the funniest I've ever seen in my life. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rachelmorton4734]

Been pissing myself laughing for 5 years once a week thanks boys

[@kayladeangelis3490]

“when i come here i only have one sheeewwwww.”

[@danielafortini4821]

Absolutely hilarious. I laughed from beginning to end. That's my papa epitomised!!!

[@Hunter-yy4es]

"Are you darrrm?" Lmaoooo spot on I died when I heard that

[@williamzouroudis7816]

“I made you, I can kill you!” Heard this too many times

[@fizzerandpickle]

Oh my goodness. When did you interview my dad? Absolute champagne comedy. Bravo! 😂

[@hernan5940]

I love the tucked in shirt combined with joggers and Milan track jacket, it cracks me up

[@xdandev1991x]

It is hard to describe how perfect this video is at describing my nonni and father in law :P

[@adamarcher3350]

@2:36 Well that quote still echoes in my head decades on!

[@GG_MattyB]

I need a little clip of that “*spit* you bastard” at 0:36 These fellas always make me laugh

[@natalianat314]

OMG!!! its my dad talking!!! pissed my pants, soooo funny!!! you guys are awesome!!! part 2 please!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@miniciks1115]

Love, love, love! Every time.😂😂😂😂😂

[@omnipresent1215]

@ 2:43 'God Christ' OMG I laughed. This and the skit about the father that berates his son as he's heading out the door to the gym... 'Hey looka' ... we gotta 'Ulk Ogan'.

[@glenmatthews5245]

Brilliant...Times like these require wonderful humour...Thx guys!

[@mariapezzano204]

the best intepretation of our crazy parents....nailed it!!! you boys are the best!!!!!

[@Makedonche]

The random accidents bit is priceless.

[@mariacal467]

Hahahaha sounds like my dad exactly

[@hexolomgaming9498]

Maria Cal literally the same as my grandad

[@jimmakop]

you guys forgot "Are you shhtewpid?" xD

[@kostarossides5062]

They think I'm schhewpid farken!

[@richgtp7016]

How much yoo take this one for cash? Hahaha my dad and zios ! Too good

[@thatdarnkitteh]

"I no got one fuck" 🤣 Reminds me of another one I've heard: I've had the lasta string!

[@mtcsdr]

Are you dumb!!!!! What are you dumb!!!Fkn love it!!!!!!

[@nichawks1004]

That is one of the funniest and best video I have ever seen in my life well done boys

[@terrythames6670]

ok these guys are legends! can't stop watching! subcribed!

[@adamdispinzeri662]

This is one of the greatest videos Ive seen..... Its become our new language at work! SOMMEEBODDYY MAAKKEE ME COFFEEE PLEASE!! Paahahahahahaha

[@ladyowl9187]

When i was your age, you were my age....i cant remember how it goes, but im in tears every single time...😂

[@anabanana7599]

Oh man , 7 years later and Im howling with laughter .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@julienardella3379]

Loved it !!! Miss the Bloopers :)

[@farmerdp444]

Fantastic. It's like listen to my dad & his friends. Well done

[@AussieRC]

its good because I put chicken shit, LMAO

[@jehizzy2854]

That's gold

[@afstralos2u]

Fken pissa

[@hahahaha-qu6uv]

You guys nailed it!!! I'm Aussie and this is exactly what my wog mates dads sounded 👍

[@jessicaboitcheff4849]

where are the bloopers? the best

[@humor1095]

So true, some of the things have meaning today. Balkans Rule💪

[@Non.Tech.Studio]

This was very good. You're the best.... Farkin!

[@sendupplus]

U blokes still crack me up keep up the good work

[@extrabooks202]

My aunty talked to me like this!! my faves... Ooooo are u damb?? I wasa walka 2 days to go to school....no spend your money buy a heouse!!! Aye f**k......I love the doylies on the coffee machine and toaster!!! I have no idea how you guys did this without laughing.....i crack up every time I watch this..... would love to see the bloopers!!

[@gaiko1982]

As a son of a Greek father i can absolutely relate

[@jordythebassist]

Greek mother for me and it's basically a detailed re-enactment of my mother's extended family 😂

[@Konstantinos3631]

same homie@@jordythebassist

[@gigi_glitch6721]

One of the only videos to ever make me laugh so much!

[@fordfalcao9061]

“Tell your mother to shut up” hahahaha thats true, happened when I grew up. “Maria shut up”

[@sox666nitro6]

You all crack me up 😂😂😂 well done farken 👍

[@nitrodavid]

"maria shutup" freaky how did this video know my mother's name, my nonna's name and my great nonna's name,

[@miaioculano2467]

Please make another one please you guys are legends.🏆🔝🔝🔝😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MARIANTZELAAMALTHIA]

Im Greek the same thing never change a bit 😂 i can't stop laughing 🤣

[@michelenye]

I'm Greek and Italian, this is all 100% accurate. Lmao

[@Cynane27]

More content like this Sooshi Mangos, it's great!

[@matthewmullins2668]

Please release just a bloopers reel, there must be gold in there.

[@billargyropoulos7354]

Classic Comedy, these guys are really good !

[@mariapezzano204]

friggen love it!!!! manaya!!!

[@cristinacosta48]

Omg your so funny .ize are My fave. Hahaha how do u not laugh ? I love ur lines mate especially il'm not got 1 fuk ' lol'

[@BX0207]

F that was FUNNY!!!! ten days a week. hehehehehe tears down my face.. f!!!!

[@robrullo9348]

Would love to see your bloopers from this. Love it , are you damb?waddayu damb?

[@golfbbqandwatches]

1:31 I’m no Jehovah’s Witness 🤬 😂😂😂 cracks me up every time!

[@brigitteladund4409]

Noa i donta buya notin anda plisa stopa calling mya housa. lol classic!