EU4 A to Z - You Keep FORCING ME To Do The MOST INSANE GOALS

[@TheRedHawk]

What should I do as Palembang next time? Leave a comment here and join The Discord to chat with me: discord.gg/ksDjjUhKHd Check out more A to Z here: kzbin.info/aero/PLsO8A6cTBgguikj9y8lUVsz_P7pz3Pluj

[@Roirrnao]

Me as a viewer so call'd fan cant wait for ryukyu!

[@94sjolander]

As Palembang become the freest man in the world

[@ThuHoanTran-ffsthisismyname]

Palembang is probably the last pirate tag beside So. Since you probably have a plan for So already, as Palembang, conquer all "pirates province" (Tsushima, New Providence, Rugen, Gotland, ect...).

[@IronWolf123]

Own every non-continental island in the Pacific and Indian ocean. This means Australia, Sri Lanka, Madagascar, the uncolonised provinces, Japan, Taiwan, Indonesia, Philippines, New Zealand and Hawaii

[@darksaber2k]

Definitely gotta be something Piratebang-themed Been looking forward to you getting to them for a long time!

[@PhantomCatMusic]

Palembang can become a pirate republic! So as Palembang, fully colonize/conquer the carribean!

[@specil-k]

Yes that's great

[@mies1mies]

and have also a one of the cultures out of the culture groups of north and souht america as your maine culture

[@SzymonTuralski]

Palembangs of the Caribbean

[@anatomicalmouse4024]

And gaining a core on the province of Cornwall for a Pirates of Penzance/Palembang crossover would be fun as well.

[@KarlKapo]

It's PALEMBANG TIME

[@rodrigodrummondguimaraes7062]

HE ACTUALLY ACCEPTED THIS CHALLENGE

[@caprimercenary2522]

I'm honored.

[@Omouja]

SIM

[@Guns_Blazin]

I’m glad the name I gave this achievement

[@amzndeliveryguy5650]

This is so funny best pal

[@rsabinioan]

I’m just imagining Palawan Horde soldiers riding on Emus since horses weren’t introduced in Australia until 1788

[@dunmer111]

From wiki - "Some believe that the name "Palembang" is derived from the word limbang in Malay. By adding the prefix pe- which indicates a place or situation, the city's name means "a place to pan gold and diamond ores"". So, as Palembang own most gold provinces in the world

[@darthbob88]

Or, failing that, become production leader in gold/gems.

[@94sjolander]

16:00 you can fully annex them instantly through the "annex migratory tribe" peacedeal.

[@liamsawyer8193]

As Palembang conquer and form Ireland (beyond the Pale/the English Pale) only using Artillery (m'bang)

[@beratseyhan9996]

Artillery only challenge? Lmao

[@Roirrnao]

Paaain

[@ThuHoanTran-ffsthisismyname]

Palembang is probably the last pirate tag beside So. Since you probably have a plan for So already, as Palembang, conquer all "pirates province" (Tsushima, New Providence, Rugen, Gotland, ect...).

[@Quadrophiniac]

There should be an option on the last page of the peace deal window where war reparations is called "Annex Migratory Tribe". If you do that, you full annex the tribe, and they actually disappear instead of moving to a new province. I don't think you can do that with a native gov type, but once you reform into a horde it should be available

[@bobbyrtghrh4142]

Red Hawk could probably be using his intellect and determination to solve world hunger or cancer. Instead he slaves over these EU4 challenges for us. I love you Mr Red Hawk.

[@jumpanama]

As Palembang you should be the pirate masters of the islands: privateer more than 50% of the English Channel, Nippon, and Caribbean trade nodes while only owning every island in the Malacca node.

[@MrBattlecharge]

Since Palembang can form a Pirate Republic, do so, then take atleast one province in the following areas that also have pirates : So (Japan), Somalia, North Africa and the Caribbean

[@diogomelo7897]

Don't forget Gotland

[@Eniu7991]

Palembang sounds actually similar to Polish "Palę bank", which means "I'm burning the bank" - so as Palembang make Poland not exist and don't take any loan (because you've burnt the bank actually)

[@noahdent4947]

This was a favorite of mine. Classic A to Z episode right here.

[@frederikvanhuysse]

Exactly. It really was a bit like the episodes at the beginning of the series. These crazy goals spice it up again!

[@vtandromeda6790]

First to see Hawk go through his weekly day of pain😂

[@Podzhagitel]

as Palembang, take the Mandate of Heaven and own Puerto Rico to honor William Hung and show Ricky Martin which country on earth truly bangs.

[@KrillixKai]

This was my favorite video in some time Red Hawk. Thanks!

[@marinmilevoj4829]

As Palembang, go pirate and control whole of Sumatra and Cuba

[@IslandHermit]

My problem playing in Australia is that I'm never able to get strong enough allies to keep the Europeans at bay. I can usually defeat Castille (and it's ALWAYS Castille) the first time or two, but then France or Britain show up and then it's continual tag-team warfare between them and Castille. I think my mistake is staying a horde too long which makes conquering Australia easier but leaves me with less development (due to razing) and thus too weak. I'll have to give it another try, switching to a Monarchy as soon as I can.

[@x0lopossum]

12:50 It feels so good to eat out of the stone age.

[@cas-uu5gy]

for future usage: u can stop migrtator tribes, at least in the new world, from resetteling by clicking annax migratory tribe in the peace deal

Just came to say this :)) 😂

[@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana]

Is that good though? They develop the provinces for you to steal from them.

[@x0lopossum]

21:50 FIRST ALLY, 31:50 damn Khmer is strong this game. 37:00 Spain takes big L.

[@94sjolander]

17:30 you can get an explorer via burghers privilege if you have a colonist

[@MuppetLord1]

As Palembang, become a pirate republic & plunder coasts in all continents.

[@christianholbrook2686]

A few goals for Palembang. 1: Form Malaya 2: Control the area of Somalia and/or the caribbean as a pirate republic. 3: Fight Ming in a war/make Ming explode. 4: Privateer a European trade node, such as Sevilla or the English Channel. Just some ideas. Super excited for Palembang.

[@sovietcrusader8951]

We almost broke him with this one

[@jadonkeydonkey]

As Palembang, go pirate republic, form Malaya, and have at least 1 province in each of the pirate regions (Malaya, Somalia, Madagascar, Caribbean)

[@aguauga]

That's actually a really unique/"fun" goal

[@formicasana0]

Damn you Hawk, because of this video I just spent the last 2 days doing the Australia-Hungary achievement with Palawa

[@martinwebb746]

As Palembang form a pirate republic take over the whole Caribbean, move Capitol to Tortuga and conquer all 3 end trade nodes and have the most trade power in all them 3 trade node with merchants (pirates) collecting in all 3 nodes ( pirates gotta take all that g away from Europe lol)

[@Irjeibrieuhyhrhv]

Really nice to see Hadramut being successfully - usually in my games they end up a landlocked OPM in the Philippines

[@kieftalman]

This was cool. Well done hawk

[@annayosh]

Deli got eaten... I guess they were too Deli-cious. (okay, letting myself out)

[@johnvalliant261]

Thank you for being a friend, Travelled down the road and back again, Your heart is true, You’re Palawa and Alcheringa.

[@JoseDaniel-iw7rq]

I think that if you select an option in the peace treaty called "annex migratory tribe" they will not migrate and you can annex them completely, although it will only be one province

[@bifflowman2948]

Australia native runs are always brutal. But Red Hawk fans appreciate your gluttony for punishment!

[@PoorTwistedMe93]

I feel it. In my playthrough I took over the island with Yolngu. I'm around the 1700s and in the last century or so all the damn european powers just took turns trying to beat me up. Sometimes even two or three of them at the same time. I get 1.6k gold regularly from them when I kick them off the island, but I have barely the time to do anything else. Now even Majapahit wants to join the action. Life is pain.

[@nEiKKah]

The standards have been set! For all the other nations do a World Conquest without ever using a CB

[@Alexandru1996_]

As Palembang form Malaya in 100 years while being a pirate republic and privatise in the English Channel, Genoan and Venice trade nodes with at least 30% trade power (for the privateers).

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

all the indigenous australians have such great ideas that i forget how frustrating they are too play and i keep trying.

[@TheSaoMagnifico]

Governor-general of Spanish Austronesia: "Sire, the Aboriginals have declared war on us for one of our island provinces. What shall we do?" King of Spain: "...eh."

[@KajzeraSieWydziera]

U know u can annex migratory tribe in the peace deal with the natives if u are not tribal?

[@IoanCenturion]

As Palembang, you should emulate the historical Pirate Queen of Guangdong (Zheng Yi Sao, the most powerful female pirate in history) and become a Pirate Republic, own the entire coast of the South China Sea (where she operated), and chase at least one European colonizer out of Southeast Asia (she fought the East Empire Company and Portugal).

[@KoW4LsKy]

As Palembang conquer all possible pirate republics provinces

[@ohmyzomfg]

As Palembang become the freest man in the world i.e. do the achievement.

[@robertofratello5203]

As Palembang (pal 'n bang) be the best friend with benefits. Get a tributary from every continent, without enforcing tributary status

[@coldtimes8774]

You can just annex them in one war if you do annex migratory tribe in the peace deal menu.

[@flampagan1994]

you can annex migratory tribe instead of conquring the province that gets rid of the tribe permenantly, its in the same tab as war reperation and such

[@thegrumpyraccoon]

Missed indigenous ideas. Feels bad man.

[@DvdAvins]

It's not bad that nations move around claiming land, effectively colonizing for you,

[@Merrit16]

As Pal-lord-bang become the pirate lord! Have So, Rugen, Cornwall, Gotland, Sale, Tétouan, New providence, Port Royal, and Tortuga (all the potential OPM pirate nations) as direct vassels.

[@famousdeepo1157]

Much respect to you bro

[@panose6542]

On the bright side, at least you weren’t told to form Australia-Hungary

[@Atanar89]

You forgot to call in you biggest pal, Palembang.

[@matthewdavis984]

This was the best episode of Speed 5.

[@linguotgr]

Palembang: become a pirate republic, then move your capital to Pittsburg, to become the Pittsburg Pirates.

[@3zzzTyle]

Palawa is such a good pal nobody even wants to fight him.

[@AmeriGoon]

When peace-ing out natives, it's usually best to take no money, because (a) it's usually very little money and (b) it makes the truce longer, especially when you're taking a single province at a time.

[@phos1989]

> Takes estate privilege to assimilate 50% more natives. > Immediately cuts to wiping out natives in province.

[@rathchain3287]

:D Best episode ever!

[@zubeyrozeren9795]

Hey Hawk, long time follower here! I dont know if anyone already told this but is there any specific reason why you dont (after you get colonists) just recall and send them to the available provinces to block natives to migrate? I think that would speed things up in regions like this, I'm not a pro tho.

[@SereglothIV]

Palembang is palm + bang. So own all the palm (tropical wood) island provinces in the world (I wouldn't dare suggesting all tropical wood in the world 😅) and have a unit of artillery on each of them.

[@gubbish]

Palawa has the best starting province name, Peerapper

[@kct2053]

You don't have to fight the migratory tribes over and over and over again... use the "Annex Migratory Tribe" option instead of normal annexation.

[@u710274]

As Palembang, conquer the province of Pale in Ireland

[@antevernersson7387]

As Palembang, conquer every Palm tree (the entirety of the Caribbeans) and all of Bangladesh

[@soumajitsen1395]

As Palembang, bang Palawa! 😂

[@BedroomView]

funniest intro loved it

[@jacklovejoy5290]

Palembang is a pirate, time to hoist the black flag and get the freest man in the world achievement

[@CSDragon]

As Palembang prove you're an _even greater pal_ , 11 allies, 110 trust, and fight 2 great powers! /jk

[@perturbedbatman2009]

As Palembang, ally 10 nations, build 100 trust with them, and then declare on all of them (not necessarily at the same time) while still being allied to them and win the wars.

[@thegrumpyraccoon]

Piratical Three Mountains!

[@samwgamgee2273]

Hey guys, how do you change the interface (map, nation names, colours, etc.) to look like this? Is this a mod or just a newer patch than mine?

[@larsreckert5423]

East Frisia mentioned 🫶🏼

[@ÁkosPapp-y7l]

After becoming the best pal as Palawa how about becoming the worst pal as Palembang :D

[@Yahweasel]

Not with a Palembang, but a Palemwimper: Lose the game with Europeans controlling every province in Malaya, Moluccas, and Indonesia. (Have you ever had an intentionally-lose-the-game goal?)

[@ThePikachuThing]

Palawa is Palworld = confirmed

[@acolize8883]

Hawk suffers so we don’t have to

[@eXistenZ15]

As palembang, subjugate the Palatinate

[@BiteBolt_77]

Its pretty logical that you didnt get a call to arms. Because you were the most power country in the region. All the other countries that were allied to you didn't declare war because a ton of their targets were also allies of you.

[@flummox12]

cant wait until ulm

[@donzapatero4808]

I'm surprised you haven't invaded east or south east Asia as a north or south American native nation

[@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana]

Is full annexing natives in the early game even good? It just seems to waste their monarch 👑 points for developing the provinces you will eventually steal from them. I don't know what is the benefit over just humiliating/generally demanding other things from them than land them over and over again.

[@MrBattlecharge]

Forcing is a bit of a strong term...

[@CaptainSpackJarrow7]

but the right one

[@anthonyjonathan6788]

hey red hawk can you play some late games

[@KarolOfGutovo]

Please after the last one do at least 1 each of the shared national ideas tags. Eastern siberia is so interestingly boring to play :)

[@ominousflames14]

Protestants won the religious league war. That is why you saw all those funky electors.

[@davidvarna]

GUILD WARS REFERENCE???

[@fidoruh]

that was a mighty commonwealth. also im not sure if you won, were you a great power with someone below you with colonialism embraced?

[@David_is_devil]

As maritime palembang, become pirate republic, occupy portugal and instead of them colonize Carribean

[@saintjiub8202]

Today I'm earlier than in the bedroom

[@lofilipeta]

I think I am watching the wrong Palworld video

[@ChrissieBear]

Damn, my last suggestion only got 2 upvotes. T_T

[@Lurtz_s]

Crikey! Look on the bright side. Playing in Australia gives you the perfect chance to learn about aboriginal Australian history/culture.

[@helachm.159]

to fully annex this annoying OPM tribes, just use "annex migratory tribe" peace option

[@ddfb494355]

32:17

[@godtempest3804]

Why not just annex migratory tribe?

[@Siilike221]

Play as estonia 😀😊

[@Burno01]

As Palembang you must become a pirate republic and pillage all your enemies and their allies capitals from the start date of EU4 for all wars. You must also pirate from the old, new world to China in one go with you Pirate navy. You must complete the pirate raids in a max of 2 years

[@kaic9234]

Conquer the united states of america and Canada as the cherokee, Prevent the trail of tears from europeans

[@electricVGC]

I love Australia