eu4 colonial gameplay be like It's just a meme, don't take this seriously
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@mistery7893 Жыл бұрын
Portuguese explaining How their Small Nation became one of the biggest cultures in the world
@nikitagrebennikov1232 Жыл бұрын
The most annoying thing in Eu4. So I delete Portugal before every game in "constructor nations"
@GAarcher Жыл бұрын
@@nikitagrebennikov1232 WTF Bro did you use cheats for for deleting a minor? What a noob
@cadenibz Жыл бұрын
@@nikitagrebennikov1232 yeah bro just ruin every single one of your eu games 😂😂
@ElKITENAUT Жыл бұрын
@@cadenibz Portugal adding nothing whatsoever to not colonial playthroughs:
@mistjor6286 Жыл бұрын
@@ElKITENAUTThat's like saying Brandenburg doesn't add anything in early colonial lmao stfu, both countries are good on Colonial and Non-Colonial respectively
@someonethatlikesyou7713 Жыл бұрын
"um i didn't count it, im not really a math guy"
@fiveninenowNOW Жыл бұрын
I didn't count it so it doesn't matter ... right?
@someonethatlikesyou7713 Жыл бұрын
@@fiveninenowNOW I can confirm it too I didn't count it
@someonethatlikesyou7713 Жыл бұрын
@@Adam.Testouri you got epirote'd
@cogtroper9 ай бұрын
600 or 6 million natives, what the difference? - Adão Egeto
@salemhajj311222 күн бұрын
"when we love we don't count" French saying
@AntonBerglund88 Жыл бұрын
Paradox on their way to not impliment genocide mechanics in hoi4
@tuluppampam8 ай бұрын
To be fair the AI is so stupid you basically always commit genocide against them in a war
@rezaganjizadeh42638 ай бұрын
@@tuluppampamhe is talking about gasing people of other ethnicities
@MajorTom4208 ай бұрын
Harolde how did i find you here
@lizardperson96486 ай бұрын
@@tuluppampam yeah, I said the same in real life, but nobody thinks it's a valid argument.
@breadbutcooler6 ай бұрын
systematically executing minorities is a little different from colonization
@NoMouthNoScream Жыл бұрын
It's not about profit, it's about sending a message
@saemonno-suke99599 ай бұрын
oy vey. thats anti semetic.
@auzk2js718 ай бұрын
Me using scorch earth on all the enemy provinces i occupy:
@taikutsunaneko91256 ай бұрын
it prety effident when you goingto destroy a big nation I remember devestating all france to at least 50 devasitation as austria@@auzk2js71
@vierkantbonsai7450Ай бұрын
Me using my vassals as cannonfodder because I take to many wars at once:
@hotgarbage105 Жыл бұрын
Me wondering why I'm 2 mil techs behind my neighbors
@HenriqueCosta-fg1pk4 ай бұрын
With a 6 mil leader to make it worst
@moajjem045 ай бұрын
"There were only plants and animals in the land" - EU4 Portugal player probably.
@hotman_pt_18 күн бұрын
Based
@doobulldorph8849 Жыл бұрын
Personally I prefer not having the settlements repeatedly rebelling and razing the colony that has taken 12 years to get 400 people
@gamgamesplayer4506 Жыл бұрын
send a 1-3k army
@kesorangutan6170 Жыл бұрын
Yeah Native coexistence is the best
@gamgamesplayer4506 Жыл бұрын
@@kesorangutan6170 Just send a 1k army to the province, 3k if you have lower than mil tech 6
@kesorangutan6170 Жыл бұрын
@@gamgamesplayer4506 I didn't play this game for some time but 1 regiment army means instant death while fighting 3k+ natives. That's how I remember. You should send atleast 3 or 4 regiments. If it's Africa, send 4 to 6 regiments depending on tech and ferocity. I'm probably remembering it wrong or they already tweaked it. Another thing is you have to pay for the army. I don't like paying for the army during the peace time. It's annoying. If only I could select which armies get financial support. That way I can always support my overseas armies and conquistadors that are exploring the new world.
@gamgamesplayer4506 Жыл бұрын
@@kesorangutan6170 Fake. Natives always are on tech 1 so there's no need for more regiments unless ur too early in the game and doesn't still have tech 4
Жыл бұрын
Me, colonizing with native assimilation, while playing with Spain: SEXOOOOO!!
@Maturecoin69 Жыл бұрын
When conrado
@jesusperez-bz6pq Жыл бұрын
Just like your ancestors
@GigaRoman Жыл бұрын
Sex
@TheOfficalBiggestBird Жыл бұрын
Damn you goin to hell 😂
@Mufti_Revan Жыл бұрын
Tbh they should just rename it to that
@jihunpark35648 ай бұрын
Natives uprising? What natives?
@Imperial_stroopwafel Жыл бұрын
982? Those are rooky numbers
@DDD1234AAA111 ай бұрын
usually 100 times more yea?
@stonedcanuck42136 ай бұрын
*rookie
@heisenballs69446 ай бұрын
@@stonedcanuck4213rooky
@lilben418429 күн бұрын
gotta pump those numbers up
@luan83539 ай бұрын
The most frustrating part is when your colonial nation forms and they refuse to let you genocide the natives
@unionist66684 ай бұрын
"Dad! Stop breaking my toys!"
@trivane626 Жыл бұрын
Attack natives in anbennar mountains be like
@guffly864111 ай бұрын
982 mil for one click, kills 500 natives
@hescoming45444 ай бұрын
OPM Dwarven Hold moment
@B00bik2 ай бұрын
Declares war on goblin tag, goblin tag tries to attack, entire stack dies to tech 6 level tactics natives on dwarvroad [83]
@kylebricky6419 Жыл бұрын
Just 982? “You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers”
@IronClique11 ай бұрын
In my defense, cloves are worth like 8 ducates, so yeah
@olivermorin3303Ай бұрын
What are you doing with the cloves that makes them worth that much?🤔 (I've had europeans' cooking, I know they don't use spices.)
@jodofe487923 күн бұрын
Dutch Empire moment
@Atajew Жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with culture converting amirite
@Noobmaster-of3xk Жыл бұрын
Of course you would say that
@kebabdefender49 Жыл бұрын
To be honest sir, you are horrible at converting BOTH religion and culture. 500 hundred years in Bulgaria and they are still Orthodox Slavs.
@geometrix23610 ай бұрын
when ottomans convert armemians ☠️
@llamaboioflusatia4 ай бұрын
Yeah… I had this exact conversation with one of my friends a while back, since we were playing stellaris and talking about EU4 (I have EU4, he doesn’t), and he said stellaris clearly wins on the war crime scale since it lets you industrially genocide entire species and explode their planets, while I contested it saying EU4 has a designated attack natives button, and also let’s you eradicate cultures, albeit a bit less easily. I do think Stellaris wins just due to the scale of the atrocities, but EU4 is a good contender
@MrMousseTacheАй бұрын
In stellaris you can choose to litterally make livestock out of another sentient species
@leonlew5136Ай бұрын
Yeah sorry as an EU4 and Stellaris player Stellaris takes this one with low dif
@Predator203574 ай бұрын
“It’s a Cannon Event”-EU4 Players explaining why they nearly wipe out their nation so they can wipe out all the natives on a continent.
@Alex_FRD Жыл бұрын
Counterargument: revolts are annoying.
@victorconway4444 ай бұрын
Counter-counterargument: Your colonies become many times less economically valuable because you lose out on native assimilation by killing everyone. Native trading policy is objectively the best colonial policy. Paired together with the policy you get from completing Exploration/Expansion ideas you don't even have to worry about uprisings anyway.
@rinzzler36617 күн бұрын
That always bpthered me, the npcs never get native revolts.
@JoboGamezzz2 ай бұрын
Don’t mind me I’m just a Portuguese guy and the entire coastal populations of Africa and Brazil have oddly enough disappeared
@asdasdasdasd8970Ай бұрын
Colonisers: "I'm a mil tech behind 😢" Blobbers 4 dip techs behind: "Get on my level"
@hay644423 күн бұрын
Ahh yes it’s 1473 people ask me “what are you taking for your second idea group” Second???? I’m still admin 4
@bulgar15957 ай бұрын
Me commiting masive genocides and cultural converting in eu4:
@indianhacker9062 Жыл бұрын
We do a little bit of trolling
@redcorruption456111 ай бұрын
Eu4 players spending 1078 diplo points on culture conversions
@gabrielethier204611 ай бұрын
Yeah i had to make Anatolia greek again
@Kobzar694205 ай бұрын
@@gabrielethier2046 chad
@Gral.Gianni5 ай бұрын
@@gabrielethier2046 chadius.
@baschkan4 ай бұрын
And I had to convert all Balkan to Turkish
@greergrapple2227 Жыл бұрын
Me celebrating getting triangular trade , and the cannibal explorer events
@anonymousman349 күн бұрын
those are rookie numbers
@ozyaba18 күн бұрын
We need a mod with genocide button in hoi4
@mrgopnik59645 ай бұрын
Hey, it's not my fault they rebell every 2 months!
@Mr_Valentin.8 ай бұрын
my French Louisiana had really dark history...
@Russia_templar Жыл бұрын
British moment:
@Ajolote_comunista10 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, British ☕️
@davidepoggi10 ай бұрын
- How many humans, after all?
@AHersheyHereАй бұрын
Spanish Queen: You were only supposed to trade in the New World, not conquer them. Columbus: They have gold. Spanish Queen: Have some more military power.
@superboygamer4034 Жыл бұрын
Never, The Welsh Colonies always get ‘THEY WILL LOVE TO BECOME WELSH’ and then everyone is friends. 🏴❤️
@bcfoss515 Жыл бұрын
absolutely eldritch
@superchicken355411 ай бұрын
Wales is epic 🏴
@jodofe487923 күн бұрын
Everyone would love to become WELSH
@compatriot852 Жыл бұрын
In the Americas, I leave the natives alone. In Africa, it's the different story
@chaos439511 ай бұрын
bro's got his priorities straight 💀
@X4our11 ай бұрын
Chad
@safs309811 ай бұрын
@@chaos4395 American princess lose religion and culture regardless of native size but African and Asian provinces keep their religion and culture which causes problems later down the line
@chaos439511 ай бұрын
@@safs3098 yea i know
@Trill-Is-Real8 ай бұрын
Bruh what how and why
@thetimelessone2173Ай бұрын
"Why is my army so weak!" Meanwhile their military technology because of this
@bishoprudinn28 Жыл бұрын
pffft only 982??
@Hashishin137 ай бұрын
They did it to each other before we got here so, you know.
@cogtroper9 ай бұрын
Don’t ask me how the all the dutch ended up in South America after I got the Burgundian inheritance 😳
@taikutsunaneko91256 ай бұрын
do you remember the good old days that expelling people converting cities
@nihil32 Жыл бұрын
Let's just say that each province has one chance before total extermination.
@Mr_Valentin.Ай бұрын
I never chose anything else other than the native assimilation policy
@prestonjones1653 Жыл бұрын
I just ignore the natives. Before getting Conquest of Paradise though (and thus being able to set the colonization policies) I would genocide entire continents for annoying me.
@Wilderweincd16 күн бұрын
To be fair, real life tells us that it would have been the best option in the long run.
@melfsade55577 күн бұрын
real life lacks a comparison in which the mil points were spent on smth else
@BezunkАй бұрын
best way to make sure your colonies are pure
@cristiamjulianayalape22 күн бұрын
I am a man therefore I am a human and nothing human is alien to me.
@hoseinsafaei992018 күн бұрын
Better safe then sorry
@tariqskanaal818718 күн бұрын
You don’t have to do it just get a mercenary company to garrison it
@georgemakrov61747 күн бұрын
And pay??????? Why
@flaggy1859 ай бұрын
"Rome hasnt fallen until our last bastion is gone. And we arent leaving until we reclaim what is from us!"
@cabseyy8 ай бұрын
I would love a “enslave the natives” option when you establish a colony
@arnavthesceintist11498 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who used a console command to get unlimited military power?
@timesnewlogan20323 күн бұрын
And then there’s France, getting bonus events and development without once having to worry about native uprisings.
@John_1-1_in_Japanese25 күн бұрын
I really don't think its worth it anyways. Taking the Assimilation native policy + the Clergy privilege that gives uprising chance & assimilation seems clearly better. Yes, you lose the +20 settlers, but I don't know if the difference matters when you also lose the assimilation events that seem pretty common. Not to mention if you arent garrisoning armies there to fight uprisings, you're just wasting monarch points anyways.
@hotman_pt_18 күн бұрын
No, nowadays it's just better to get clergy privilege and exploration expansion policy to get -100% revolt chance
@alidz2588 Жыл бұрын
Well.... they refused to elaborate.
@Kardia_of_RhodesАй бұрын
Not my fault Paradox didn't bother to give me a reason to not massacre the natives.
@inreallife5305 күн бұрын
So sad “Holocaust” is not an available action in Hoi4
@mchunter_2 күн бұрын
The Native just doing migration on another land i swear 🤠
@trohntobi61346 ай бұрын
me after spending 800000 mil on Repress Rebellion:France i can explain
@nathaniel120727 күн бұрын
bro i needed those 40 battles for my army modernization mission as russia, and im not starting another war right now im waiting on truces
@vierkantbonsai7450Ай бұрын
Me changing the whole culture to my main culture because I get more money: I always feel like a psychopath doing it...
@prussiancat5357 Жыл бұрын
based
@maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa Жыл бұрын
why do people attack natives? I thought it gives extra development if there's more native population present.
@Midnight_Metro Жыл бұрын
It just gives a slight bonus to production (only like .01 per 100 natives) so it's not worth it compared to just not having to ever worry about a colony getting damaged.
@safs309811 ай бұрын
@@Midnight_Metro wait, it it's 0.1 per 100 natives then a province with 6000 natives can give 6 production bonus which is hige
@Midnight_Metro11 ай бұрын
@@safs3098 No, I said .01 per 100 native, so a province is 6000 would give you .6. Negligible.
@safs309811 ай бұрын
@midnight6150 so it's worthless then. 0.6 production doesn't justify the hassle of spending time and diplo points on culture conversion, especially since most are around 1 to 2 thousands natives meaning only .2
@Dremons710 ай бұрын
@@Midnight_Metrowrong, they give a bonus to base goods produced, which gets modifiers from stuff like trade companies. If your end goal is production and trade natives are worth keeping, especially on provinces with high value trade goods
@realpseudosudovodАй бұрын
>coexistence policy
@TheIceTeagames11 ай бұрын
Guys just put some leftover mercensrys there they can still fight the natives
@shugafoo28474 ай бұрын
I always go native coextistance
@dr.coomer80278 сағат бұрын
imagine stellaris players
@pavelius14027 күн бұрын
Belgium when colonizing Africa
@namelessaugustus9 ай бұрын
Napoli Juve aperol
@gabrote4210 күн бұрын
Such a classic meme
@idontlikerome2744 Жыл бұрын
Gamer move
@aaronhpaАй бұрын
isn't the goods production bonus worth keeping them alive?
@user-sx3rx9gn1z23 күн бұрын
This is so deep. Really says a lot about society and stuff.
@CMitchell808Ай бұрын
Ah yes, the genocide button.
@fadzilnorr20948 ай бұрын
I usually deployed 1-4 infantry
@Cheetoxx7 ай бұрын
This is so true☠️
@l-nolazck-rn24Ай бұрын
I have wars to fight on the continent, not human rights violations to read
@sandercohen55437 ай бұрын
i just put 1 regiment of infantry on all my colonies like what, why would you ever use this feature?
@hyperion31456 ай бұрын
Less need to have your military spread out and automatically converts colonies in some places like Africa. Probably was thought out as a way to save money.
@Sr.PirulitoАй бұрын
Me cobeligering the entirety of Mexico to form New Spain
@diogomelo78974 ай бұрын
I can't be bothered to send stacks all over the world to keep the colonies safe until I finished exploration and expansion ideas. Better just go with trading and pray that RNG helps me with assimilation
@ziomekzmiasta929216 күн бұрын
13:13 zapowiada się małżeństwo w stylu Habsburgów za kilkadziesiąt lat
@BrenoeleuterioАй бұрын
Waiting for a true genocide mechanic
@pedrobarbosaduarte370421 күн бұрын
muscle memory
@IndependentObserverАй бұрын
and 974 dip points on culture "conversion"
@turackaraca43546 ай бұрын
whats done is done, lets learn from it & not repeat the mistakes
@CarlosSuarez-tk8qk3 ай бұрын
Just like my ancestors did in the new world 💀
@edim108Ай бұрын
I am 100% convinced France is the best colonial country just bc they have -50% native uprising chance so if you're running exploration expansion you can take the +20 settlers colonial policy and still be at -100% uprising chance without the estate privilege for that.
@markphelt63956 ай бұрын
On a side note: I never liked that song.
@gzs7483Ай бұрын
Its the genocide button
@user-wz9rn1rd4zАй бұрын
attack natives ?????
@LeSpaghet4 ай бұрын
Guys he’s only human after all, don’t put the blame on him.
@kaztarihtanu4 ай бұрын
That is we love GTA games after al. Comitting crimes is a well known human tradition across all cultures.
@sirsheep801127 күн бұрын
Canada moment
@Danaraja12345Ай бұрын
I always safe new world native from european power as ottoman lol
@gabrielmarques20436 ай бұрын
It's nothing personal you know
@emc30002 ай бұрын
Damn some of yall have never heard of accepted cultures.
@nublas2224 Жыл бұрын
more like 100000000 points
@bassybgaming3388Сағат бұрын
EU4?
@FauzyGamerz11 ай бұрын
worth it
@TheJbjfanАй бұрын
They asked for it after the third attack in one year 🤷🏻♂️