The Eurogamer Christmas Quiz 2018

[@maku270]

I can't help but feel like Johnny was robbed since April is 4 months from December and June is 6 months from December

[@tontsa77]

maku270 but they both knew the correct year,

[@liftedvirus1962]

@@famousstranger8468 except she decided at the end to award less points for the muscle group question. Plus she asked a lot of non-gaming stuff

[@fivecrows1214]

Table top gamer writes the questions upon a pad of paper, the classic gamer on a laptop, and the one modern gamer on their phone. I like how it shows alot about who they are.

[@nummy_nummers]

Johnny's jumper is so magnificent I can't take it

[@tbird7304]

Fun fact - Hidden Agenda was 2017. The correct answer is The Quiet Man.

[@donthaveajungian]

Aoife beaming and checking her nails while Johnny and Ian struggle is a #mood.

[@jgraham2804]

You all never fail to make my day. Here’s to another year of Eurogamery goodness!

[@theposhgoblin4270]

This was perfect to have on in the background while wrapping up Christmas presents; also Aoife had the best round and the best reactions to Ian's questions. Merry Christmas

[@Deathlygunn]

When it got to the tie breaker, I was hoping either Bratt or Bendix were going to kick the door down and ask a question...

[@nightcatarts]

Bratterz bursts through the door: "Who am I?!"

[@bleees1637]

Honey nooo

[@Deathlygunn]

@@nightcatarts Nah Bratterz would ask something like "Name all of my horses from RDR2."

[@marhawkman303]

@@Deathlygunn Nah! "What is the best commander in XCom?"

[@TheReverseProGamer]

Ian “These Quiz Questions are Kinda of themed on stuff what I like” Aoife “OHHH God” Fantastic 😂😂😂😂

[@973daydreamer]

But what about the quiet man?

[@Gemstone876]

I can only imagine that wasn't the answer because they forgot they played that in a collective EG team memory wipe a la Men In Black.

[@johnnyn6022]

Never heard of it

[@nightcatarts]

Damn, I went for The Quiet Man as the biggest heap of shit of the year & was sure I had that. Is "Butts" a permissible way to say "Glutes" for the muscle groups? If so, I did better than last year. I know Ian too well, Johnny about a sane amount, & Aoife not well enough. Also, Aoife did forget the card.. at Christmas! Best round goes to Ian for causing that degree of cringing & facepalming, & a merry holidaysmastime to everybody at Eurogamer & all the lovely viewers.

[@fredslipknot9]

YAY! ITS BACK! The best time of year has returned!

[@Stan-km3kg]

Never completed a Pokemon game? You'll find that you, in fact, are the (pocket) monster! Also Johnny's jumper is on point.

[@DirkCjelli42]

Outlast 2 is worse than the god damn Quiet Man?

[@tontsa77]

Just realised that i’ve been following this channel over an year now.

[@UnsafeTuna]

Also Aoife had the best round because they're themed around the "have you been listening?" theme

[@CheshiraXGrin]

The instant Johnny said "I wrote Spoderman" I just went "nooooooooooooo".... and I feel slightly miffed I didn't get Aoife's fav Marvel hero because Daredevil is also my favorite! Also, Ian's section was complete madness, and I wrote down DA: Inquisition for question 1 because Solas.

[@MichaelVine92]

My answer for "How awesome are Jorts?" is "It depends who is wearing them."

[@chloe.imogen]

I've looked forward to this all year! Aoife's quiz was nails omg....but I did manage to get 9 points! Merry Christmas Eurogamer and thank you for making me laugh 12 months of the year!

[@Sol-mr1lv]

And merry quizmas to you Johnny And to Aoife and Ian

[@Tenma2411]

how does one pronounce aoife?

[@Sol-mr1lv]

@@Tenma2411 Like "ife/ifa" ignore the a and o

[@davidclarke8840]

I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and new years too Johnny, Ian & Aoife! That extends to everyone within the Eurogamer team and the community :)

[@ninoh169]

Just watched the amazing 2017 version of this. This came up just in the last minute and I could not be more excited I can now watch 2 in a row. Love you guys! :D

[@dab198]

Best video to come home to after a work xmas quiz (of which there were no game-related questions whatsoever).

[@Rayne_Check]

"What was the name of that novelization?" "FAAAAAAAWCK!" Such a mood!

[@ivanandreev1958]

Is Johnny drunk or it just was late?

[@jupitermond2325]

I feel like that's just his general state of being in Quizmas videos. He was in basically the same state in last year's quiz xD

[@donthaveajungian]

Yes.

[@Khakimonk]

That's how he gets when he's hyper happy excited dad

[@GabrielKnightz]

He mentioned he just woke up.

[@jvwriter9028]

I love you three dorks so much. This video has reminded me of that.

[@langdon7x]

I wrote for Jeff Goldblum's jazz album "Jazz is the jazz of jazz."

[@alexthorold3496]

Had to do the quiz on an empty orange juice carton as I couldn't find paper. Halfway through, noticed a large pile of unused notepads right in front of me. Ate a pasty during the answers, realised even the card tray from that would have made better replacement paper. 10/10 quiz, rollercoaster of emotions

[@crows2808]

Oh guys, April is technically closer to December. On the other hand, the Hidden Agenda question was Aoife's so she wins anyway.

[@Christian-ir2mb]

the only answer worth of notice i wrote was to the jorts question and it reads "john cena seems to like them, so cool i guess".

[@sammatthews7483]

YAAAASS i knew Aofie's favourite DC character was Batwoman GO ME

[@peterspy8867]

Eurogamer video team: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out! Oh dear...

[@nicholascross3557]

I managed 6, because I got a bonus point for guessing Ian had walked 1440km playing Pokemon Go.

[@Nono-hk3is]

When Aoife stage-whispers "this isn't a real quiz"... ❤️

[@PrincessWhoosh]

I'm super spooked, I jokingly wrote Trenchy down for the Resi 2 bonus question, as all my experience of the series has only been a handful of KZbin videos. At the end of the quiz, as I was marking the last question, my cat jumped up and knocked my paper under the sofa, so I'm just going to assume I did very well. 👍 Cheers for the fun, hope you all have an excellent Christmas and New year. 😁

[@BethanyG]

Missed opportunity to give an extra point on Ian's first question for answering Dragon Age: Inquisition lmaoooooooo.

[@starlight_circuitry]

I got 9 points, multiplied by 2/3 to account for you guys only getting to participate in 2/3 of the rounds gives me 6. Considering I only started watching Eurogamer partway through this year, I'd say that's pretty okay.

[@TheR971]

Merry christmas!

[@UnsafeTuna]

I have the same jumpers as Aoife and Ian!! I'm extra happy with my purchase now

[@stevie2112]

Will there ever be another 4th member?

[@DarkMonkeyKnight]

Birdo is egg-djacent

[@ManusNoble1988]

It took me the entire day today to realise why Bratterz wasn’t in this video or the Yule Log video :(

[@chloe.imogen]

I still miss him!!

[@jimmmzzz]

Merry Christmas to my favorite European gaming channel from northern Illinois, not Chicago! 🎄🎄🎄🎁🎁🎁

[@katiegyring2728]

Did anyone else really think that the worst game they played was going to be The Quiet Man?

[@jigjiggles7243]

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[@anthonynib8795]

Only got 1 point ...I love you Jeff

[@DevilboyScooby]

Aoife @ 8:44 is exactly how I was feeling.

[@janbosscher]

Do I get a bonus point if I wrote down that jorts are super mega awesome?

[@tombeaumont3524]

Goldblums album should have been called "Goldblum & Sax"

[@matwetton]

johnny is definately a little "tired and emotional" here.

[@billypears8571]

Man, I was really hoping the Jeff Goldblum album was "Sexy Sax with Jazzy Jeff"

[@The-Underbaker]

Merry Christmas, Eurogamer team! :) Ian 1. Chuckie Egg, Dizzy - A Cartoon Adventure, Treasure Island Dizzy, Fantasy World Dizzy, Magicland Dizzy, Spellbound Dizzy, Dizzy - Prince of the Yolkfolk, Fantastic Dizzy, Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Twelve 3. PUBG, H1Z1, Fortnite, The Culling, COD 4. 95km 5. Awesome = 7 points Johnny 1. False (game is better, character is not) 2. True (i've never played a Pokemon game) 3. False (but it is shit) 4. False (Ian/Aoife, do you not remember Johnny winning at Mario Kart?!) 5. True = 5 points Aoife 1. - 2. Anything (so close, just like Johnny) 3. Abs, Pecs, Glutes, Adductors, Traps 4. Wonder Woman, Batwoman 5. - = 2 points Total = 14 points (I guessed 7 years for Ian's employment and July as the month)

[@scoopmoose8271]

So that's what Drunk Jeopardy sounds like!

[@Kitsune-Chaos]

It wasn't until Aoife's round that I legitimately started knowing things. >>;

[@honeyroastridgman4301]

Exeggcute is a seed Ian. IAN! ITS A SEED IAN!

[@jongarrad5647]

BEST ROUND: Aoife (maybe not the muscle bit) BEST QUESTION: Johnny (look, a man's got to brag when he actually wins something) BEST IAN: Ian (although if Ian's Pub Quiz became a regular feature, I wouldn't complain...)

[@thecastawaydc]

I got some points, but the exact amount is unclear due to the inconsistent scoring of each round. I did only name dizzy games for Ian's first question, because he phased it incorrectly to how he wanted it to be answered. I did relatively well with johnny, only getting the Arthur Morgan question wrong. But Aoife really through me to the grinder & I got 0 points from her. All in all, this was peak Eurogamer!

[@d0natr0n47]

Jokes on you Wilson I don't even like Mince Pies!!! Har-har!!

[@husamuddinalramaidh8040]

Dragon Age: Inquisition is the only game with an egg I can think of.

[@MrDudeshutup123]

I thought Johnny's most hated playthrough was Typing of the Dead with Aoife.

[@inui1536]

How did no one make a Solas from Dragon Age joke with Ian's egg question?

[@tedmitchell7924]

Has Bendix been banished? I don’t know if I missed the official banishment or they just secretly did it?

[@mrbeefy1981ads]

I think she left Eurogamer for pastures new...😥

[@jupitermond2325]

There is an (unlisted) goodbye video two months and a statement. You should be able to find it in the community tab here on the channel :) She's still doing some cool stuff on her own channel though!

[@jupitermond2325]

@@famousstranger8468 Bollocks. EU citizens don't need a visa to live/work in the UK (yet)

[@degen83]

Wait, only 3 of you? Where is Bendix?

[@nightcatarts]

Check the channel's Community tab.

[@bearhustler]

Ian had the best round just based on the egg question.

[@cathal_geoghegan]

I think I got 10 points? 🤔 Johnny had the best round based purely on how many I got right. Ian 1. Eggman, Yoshi, Spyro Egg Thief 2. 7 3. PUBG, H1Z1, Fortnite, Blackout, Culling 4. 1200km 5. Super Awesome Points: 4 Johnny 1. False 2. True 3. False 4. False 5. True Points: 5 Aoife 1. Return to Racoon 2. Tights 3. Glutes, Abs, Calves, Butts, Sex Cop 4. Spiderman (Marvel) - Batman (DC) 5. Jeff 'Daddy' Goldblum Points: 1 Bonus Question 5 years June 0 Points

[@theDegausser]

I would’ve thought either Johnny or Aoife would have put down the guy with egg sacks on him from Dark Souls... can’t remember his name but that would’ve and should’ve been a point!

[@theDegausser]

The one in Quelaag’s Domain that is.

[@dominateeye]

7 points here too! I got to the tiebreaker but underestimated Ian's ability to not have been doing things for long periods of time.

[@dominateeye]

Also thanks for getting my creative juices flowing again by silently encouraging me to write jokes along with my answers

[@DevilboyScooby]

Do I get 1 point for every different Pokemon game I can name within 30 seconds because of exeggcute?

[@alyonahomy]

Very important question: does Solas from Dragon Age Inquisition counts as an egg character? Because I think he is and it should, thank you.

[@ZekeKeipa]

wait, what happened to bendix? (hope i spelled her right)

[@burningapeable]

10 points! Best round was Jonny's, with 4. Worst was Aoife's (2), and only got any points because there's a chart on the wall in my gym. This feels like a victory.

[@jvwriter9028]

Ian you did amazing sweetie

[@XxBrad13xX]

I guessed Jeff Goldblum's full name was Jefferson "Dinosaur" Blumington the 45th

[@ZombieATAT]

I have to google if there was a Dizzy rapids game, I'm sure Aofie was right.

[@lordpheonix1059]

Looks for the smash bros video... I see nothing!

[@qualisarphate681]

I completely fluked guested Batwoman (AKA Kathy or Kate Kane) was Aofie's favourite DC character (just seemed to be a perfect fit for her). Also, I would love to know what Christmas tipple you were all indulging in prior to recording this most wonderful quiz. Anyway, heartfelt Christmas wishes to you all and I look forward to many more entertaining shenanigans in 2019! :)

[@janekotoole8751]

For the second year in a row, only nailed the "What does Jonneh think?" round...this is becoming a problem.

[@IrvineTheHunter]

Eggventure has got to count it's a classic eggtastic egg time. I'm just egging you on, don't end up hard boiled. eg. like you cook an egg.

[@GabrielKnightz]

This....this wasn't a quiz...i Refuse to take part in your mind games! But i still love you all though :) Merry Christmas Poopingtons! (Also i'm pretty sure his full name is Jeff IoncemetAoife Goldblum)

[@EricChien95]

Merry Tmas get it...

[@Ottertone]

Where is this Smash Bros video? Or is this one from a last year or something?

[@chloe.imogen]

I was wondering that too, I couldn't find it on the channel :/

[@halfwayhomelesshippy4486]

New fan here from OutsideXbox... Numbnuts

[@saharaf.2670]

Love the Skyrim Christmas sweater! Where can I get one?

[@MsFraggleRocks]

I did a 13. I'm just counting the right ones

[@kevinthornton9368]

Prob been asked this loads and its old news but.... What happened to Bendix???? Merry xmas Every1.

[@nightcatarts]

Check the Community tab on the channel's page.

[@amagicalduck155]

I guessed Batwoman, she was kinda just the first hero that popped into my head. Also don't insult Aquaman, he's great!

[@MrChalupaMonkey]

More cooking videos! I need more!

[@Narsae]

Oh, more reasons to like Aoife!

[@mrhedgebull1658]

Wait... Ian made Aoife play Rogue Warrior in a recent Late to the Party, how is that not the biggest pile of shit to be featured on the channel this year?!

[@evilscientistrecords]

Humpty Dumpty: The Game?

[@sinfulgeek1721]

With all the love in the world, you all look sauced as fuck.(drunk) Love your videos and have a happy Christmas and New Year's as well! If any of you are still in contact in with Chris Bratt, wish him the best as well and miss his presence here in the channel!

[@Kitkorri]

Dang I was so close to her favorite DC favorite, I chose Batman

[@enigma8182]

5 from Ian, 4 from Johnny (should have gone with something worse than Starfox), 2 from Aoife, total of 11. Jeff Does Jazz, but guess that was wrong. Always enjoy T/F from Johnny's point of view.

[@jc2348]

What happened to the other lady? Sorry I forget her name.

[@nightcatarts]

Check the channel's Community tab for a message from Bendix.

[@nikbol43below]

I disagree with Ian's jorts opinion. They're only good when John Cena is wearing them.

[@chilldude30]

Speedy Egg bert!

[@windofhorus666]

I'm happy with 9 points, less a third is 6. gutted i didn't get City of the Dead given i have read the bloody thing twice!

[@austinknight5881]

Billy Hatcher ain't an egg, and the eggs ain't characters. They hatch sometimes, but most of them are just... mechanics, really. Features. Not characters.

[@brocksisson7128]

As I initally comment, i'm 3 questions into Aoifes round and i'm pretty sure i'm looking at a big fat 0 for it. Edit: Yep, a 0 is on the horizon unless I get lucky with what Aoife gyms. Wow, 3/5 on this one. Edit again: 4/5 on the Johnny round, yeehaw.

[@KPnutz1995]

I hadn't thought about Billy Hatcher and the giant egg for years...WTF...glad that shitty little game from my past was useful for something!!