Eurovision 2022 Grand Final in a Nutshell

'Sup my Juicynoodles, let's nut on the shell together real quick!
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Competing Acts:
Czech Republic: We Are Domi - Lights Off
Romania: WRS - Llámame
Portugal: MARO - Saudade, Saudade
Finland: The Rasmus - Jezebel
Switzerland: Marius Bear - Boys Do Cry
France: Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn
Norway: Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana
Armenia: Rosa Linn - Snap
Italy: Mahmood & Blanco - Brividi
Spain: Chanel - SloMo
Netherlands: S10 - De Diepte
Ukraine: Kalush Orchestra - Stefania
Germany: Malik Harris - Rockstars
Lithuania: Monika Liu - Sentimentai
Azerbaijan: Nadir Rustamli - Fade To Black
Belgium: Jérémie Makiese - Miss You
Greece: Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord - Die Together
Iceland: Systur - Með Hækkandi Sól
Moldova: Zdob şi Zdub & Advahov Brothers - Trenulețul
Sweden: Cornelia Jakobs - Hold Me Closer
Australia: Sheldon Riley - Not The Same
United Kingdom: Sam Ryder - SPACE MAN
Poland: Ochman - River
Serbia: Konstrakta - In Corpore Sano
Estonia: Stefan - Hope
You made it all the way down here, here's a cute heart for you ❤

[@RanESC]

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[@MustiiForTheWin]

Biti zdrava 😂👏🙌👏🙌👏

[@hogrider6928]

sehr gutes video xD

[@hannahkrisan2168]

Hey Ran... Why you didn't make parody for 2023? 😢😢

[@_haojepsie]

If you see the live cam from audience of Armenia performance, the stage actually faced the audience. It was only turned around during the final pre-chorus when Rosa approached the audience from the back of the stage.

[@typhoontyph]

Excuse me??? The room spun around??? I respect it so much more now

[@adsfornothing3146]

you could also see the lines on the flor moving

[@Rebochan]

good god Armenia was underrated this year

[@felipefmdo]

I noticed this as well and thought it was quite cool. When I watched the semi final on TV I thought this was going to be similar to what Saara Alto did in her performance, but when I saw the final live in the arena and the whole toilet paper stage thing rotated as Rosa Lynn was getting ready to tear the last piece was super cool

[@nicoladecinque1806]

Simply the best Eurovision 2022 summary video, because you focused mostly on the positive aspects, without criticising it for every little mistake they made. Well done!

[@MsMeyara]

To be honest... a summary about Eurovision is usually not without the flaws it had that year, whether you like it or not... this year had alot of them and in my opinion one of the worst I have witnessed in the 25 years that I can remember I watched it.

[@UsernameUsername0000]

@@MsMeyara I can name at least 10 worse Eurovisions within the time period you mentioned. This year was not bad at all.

[@zazaza903]

'Every LITLE mistake' ..they literally staged to Ukraine win 😅

[@chandler2581]

As an American, I agree that France's placement was a crime. Fulenn was one of, like, three songs I found out about before this video because it was that good. The other two were Subwoolfer's song and the one about eating veggies and 😺.

[@milos-simic]

That's probably because it's mixing the folk with modern music styles like Ukraine did last year. Usually, if people find similarities with an entry from the previous year, they tend not to vote for it. For instance, there was nothing wrong with Germany's entry back in 2013, but it was deemed too similar to Sweden's Euphoria from 2012. The public and the juries ignored it. :(

[@tigaliyt]

It was musically uninteresting. I'm French btw and overjoyed to have some of our local languages represented, but the climax of the music track had about the intensity the first chorus should have had, and the singing was flat. Per a friend, the national final version is better, maybe you could check it out!

[@ebony721]

I think Frances song was awesome but the staging was exactly the same as the one they had when they won the national final, just a little worse.

[@pawerzonca9447]

@@milos-simic nope. France has no "war"

[@milos-simic]

@@pawerzonca9447 I didn't say it had.

[@tomyam211]

Tbh I'm glad that Portugal got the top 10 in the final (plus top 5 in the juries despite not getting 12 points from any country). It's very Portuguese yet other people outside Portugal including myself still can relate to the song. We stan Maro and her power of friendship.

[@MustiiForTheWin]

Deserved top 5!

[@Hunt_R]

Please make a 2023 version of this masterpiece You are awesome)

[@Tollkirschenkind]

France was my no. 2 this year, their placement really was emotional damage for me :/ Also as a fellow German: I'm disappointed in the UK. It's supposed to be us at the bottom! You left us hanging there! Let's see in the following years if we get another bottom 5-buddy

[@lianadoom]

I'm from the UK I'm sure we will be your buddy next year!

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

Mark my words Germany will be up there in the next three years!

[@Tollkirschenkind]

@@TheManInBlueFlames love your optimism! Let's hope it'll come true (I mean, seeing that you're from the future it must be!)

[@lexezlao]

Well there's spa- no wait they're doing well too... Czech Republic I guess? They always do poorly when they classify

[@weaverofbrokenthreads]

@@lexezlao yeah that was the other sad placement for me this year, France and Czech Republic were my number one and two 😭

[@therealbricker]

This is a new style… partially serious, partially hilarious, interesting! Hopefully the second semi final parody comes as well someday, ready for more epicness!

[@efi3825]

The French song is sung in Breton, which is a Celtic language spoken in a region of France, the Bretagne. The lyrics are inspired by a folklorian tale of a woman who goes out to dance, which she is not allowed to, and who falls in the hands of the devil because of it. But the singers flipped that meassage on its head and made it about women's emancipation.

[@marcodamasio]

3:41 never realised the cut between De Diepte and Stefania was so clean

[@harryspruce5417]

you forgot to mention Polands graphic design passion as well from the performance

[@fyrhunter_svk]

2:43 I believe the stage was moving around so the audience saw the whole performance.

[@semblanteelmerg.5956]

Yes, that's right. I watched it somewhere.

[@lenamarie9868]

I mean you can see it on the floor that it is moving. Finally someone also realised this 🙏

[@fyrhunter_svk]

@@lenamarie9868 Yeah, that's what I meant. :D

[@castoono9835]

"Ppl trying to sing the dutch song" That was great

[@MsMeyara]

hahahaha as a Dutchie it's fun to hear how you lot try to sing Dutch.

[@indy5280]

True

[@MsMeyara]

@@indy5280 I am always curious how our (not so charming) languag sound to others! This was a good example🤣

[@indy5280]

@@MsMeyara true. To most it looks like someone who relies on autocorrect suddenly losing autocorrect

[@12_terabyte57]

I was dying when he started to sing, and I was thinking like ‘Is this what people understand of our language?’

[@jasper53366]

The most emotional damage thing about this Eurovision, is that Electric Callboy submitted a song to the German pre-selection. Germany could have finished top five.

[@MustiiForTheWin]

I want a SF2 parody too, I want to see Vladana so much. I have an neverending obsession for Vladana 😍😍

[@Gaons.hair_]

EVEN HERE!?

[@MustiiForTheWin]

@@Gaons.hair_ yas ;)

[@Empoart]

Yes! I love Vladana so much :D

[@limpcheesestick]

Coming back here after Moldova manages to bring another banger to Eurovision

[@slothlolo.official]

5:24 Verka Serduchka vibing 😭🤣

[@tarabaumgarten3827]

In the end I felt so bad for not voting for germany cuz I genuinely love the song

[@LetsBiiny]

If it makes you feel better: it gets a TON of radio play time in Germany 🥰 he’ll be ok :)

[@nari_an9104]

@@LetsBiiny its everywhere in Germany and idk even why the Song wasnt THAT great

[@etoinedevries7583]

For me, Germany was definitely in my top 3, he has an amazing voice and the song really reminds me of 21 pilots music, which I love

[@lea4229]

Thank you

[@etoinedevries7583]

@@lea4229 last yeara song was also one of my favorites, it wasn't very good but very catchy and just made me smile!

[@Pinievsev]

Poland slayed this year to be honest

[@1-256]

Me being Moldavian: 😄🇲🇩

[@Luubelaar]

Moldova was one of my favourites this year, so I apologise. Being my favourite is basically a guarantee that you won't win. I'm so sorry. But that song was awesome. The crazy fun energy had me dancing around my living room.

[@1-256]

@@Luubelaar It's okay.💙🇲🇩

[@ba00ba00]

"It was this moment, where 200 million people from all over the world looked at a guys very visible italian noodle" WTF, BRUH I ALMOST DIED AT THIS COMMENT :D

[@domiiinik4320]

The Armenia's meme is actually wrong, audience have seen everything, because the scene is moving just before tearing off the wall, you can see it clearly in the final

[@gioprox5207]

Germany: gets last place Spain: you understand my pain now

[@username9774]

Germany getting last place is normal

[@skanyone2602]

the Sweden one was me 100%

[@XMondschattenX]

Deine Videos sind das Beste, was es nach dem ECS gibt. Ich schaue immer nach dem ESC, ob hier neue Videos kommen 😅😄👍🏼🥳

[@eurovisionsarah424]

1:26 me when France placed 2nd last

[@MustiiForTheWin]

That's me when Vladana placed 37th 😭

[@gianlucaspiteri3581]

That's me during whole qualifiers announcement of SF2

[@darkduo1770]

@@gianlucaspiteri3581 maltese? Yeah I am maltese

[@gianlucaspiteri3581]

@@darkduo1770 me too 😊

[@ferretsplash_WCUE]

France was literally robbed, they deserved to be in the top 10. In my opinion France 2022 was better then 2021

[@queenfanforlife66996]

Before brexit, uk’s average placing was 22nd… after brexit, uk’s average placing was 22nd. Yes, the songs were just bad

[@Rebochan]

This was a lot of fun to relive ESC 2022 with. Thanks for making it =D

[@danielaf1487]

Thanks for the laughs and tugs at the heart-strings! ❤️ You know, I voted for both France and Germany. On semi-final night, I also voted for Slovenia. I loved so many severely underrated songs this year, it seems! San Marino was also one of my favourites but I couldn't vote for it, since Italy gets to vote for semi-final 1. Much love from Rome 🇮🇹

[@chocorenavfx4403]

As a French person thank you so much😭💛

[@hafizhwk5092]

Where are you Ran? Miss you so much

[@WizardLizzard]

I love your energy dude!

[@mariasirona1622]

2:44 the paper house prop only turned half a minute b4 she goes through the round bit

[@jeannerose1970]

France should've been in top10

[@lianadoom]

2:45 in the semi I didn't realise it could spin around and I was like the audience must be loving it XD

[@Sonixray]

In reality the audience can see, it's hard to explain but you can find on youtube a public pov of the performance to understand x)

[@lianadoom]

@@Sonixray I realised how it works in the final, you can see the set start to move but the camera also does so you don't notice unless you are looking very closely.

[@Sonixray]

@@lianadoom exactly

[@Sonixray]

@@lianadoom I personally realised it when I was at the family show of the grand final in Turin !

[@Atlas_B]

France was done so dirty

[@krjakozjabrik4475]

we gotta appreciate chanel's backup dancer I mean he was amazing 5:24 versa seduchka wooooo (2007 Ukraine)

[@Aea1one]

xD Man hört dass Deutsch biss raus xD, Sehr Tolles Video😃

[@iseneau27]

Wow... easily the best Eurovision related video... to date? In the history of the competition!

[@tadesubaru1383]

Idk where you're from but your accent is making me go EXTREMELY heart eyes Ah, German!

[@EM-cl7cl]

Tbh all I remember from this year's eurovision is maneskin and mika's mini concert...

[@MustiiForTheWin]

We want 2023 version❤

[@alexosnea796]

2:26 dead by daylight legion music 😂

[@lightbringer502]

Electric Callboy should've been Germany's act.

[@gamedarthvader]

3:30 I come from the Netherlands thins it is so funny and totally agree 🤣👍

[@heatherwalker3041]

Loved this, especially Serbia!! 🇷🇸

[@GOALKEEPER172]

Azerbaijan jury votes-Me:OOOOOOOO we must win Televoting:WTF??WHAT???

[@Erik_Emer]

3:10 What's even more insulting about this part is that the male audience members were able to hit the high notes earlier than Mahmood or Blanco; it took them until a little halfway to get to them.

[@Kamijazwa]

I love this and it could literally be an alternative to watching esc for 3hrs

[@hilliebert25]

idk if anyone commented yet, but Rosa Linn's performance wasn't actually backwards for the audience! The whole room section was on a turntable and span 180 degrees only right before the ripping circle moment.

[@YRSHKD]

i came here to say the same thing!

[@chingiztulegenov]

You got me on viewers at home singing along to the Dutch song 😂 it was literally me

[@YukinaTenshi]

Dein Editing ist mega xD Danke, dass mir das Video 9 MONATE SPÄTER angezeigt wurde XDD

[@Lisastyy]

I like the way you comment. It seems like you have a great personality…^^

[@Al3ssia528]

08:54 Boys do cry

[@jtpjtg9189]

5:24 Is that the same person that was on ukraine's 2007 eurovision

[@Marsh31807]

You dropped this: 👑

[@2kesayota942]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I CAN'T HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish Sam Ryder coming back every year, he's so precious 🥺

[@sappy_]

So sad I'm finding this nine months too late but man was this hilarious

[@byJannik]

Great video

[@user-yv9gt7ym9s]

4:06 I died 💀

[@escwilde222]

Serbia was perfect I'm dying 🤣😭

[@Gaons.hair_]

2:15 LMAO

[@NiconD80]

😂 true about Romania. I really have Hola mi bebebe everyday in my head

[@adamus4567]

Thaaaank yoooouuuuuu! That cracked me up totally. Not easy when you're down. :)

[@ganguspatrycjusz]

the fact that ukraine gave points to practically everyone just not poland got me pretty mad

[@StinoBearfrfr]

France was literaly my favorite

[@happyghostqueen2272]

i was hanging out with a friend that day and i straight up ditched him to watch eurovision...

[@ambgaming9698]

“Look at them raising paws ,🦭” 2:33

[@Sonderax]

if the Ukraine war wasnt going on i feel Sam could have won. But being park Ukrainian myself its a win win. Ukraine win and it looks like the UK hosts the next Eurovision. Hope this war can be over soon

[@krjakozjabrik4475]

The fact that even BBC said that they just sent bad songs is hilarious

[@air3980]

It was so funny to hear him singing netherlands😅🤣🤣🤣

[@MustiiForTheWin]

Me when Vladana didn't qualify: 1:26

[@odeutles]

Esc this year had more breaks than songs

[@lizzzzzzzzzzz6095]

This is gold

[@Africkinggod]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK TO FIND THIS VID

[@AammaK]

Just look at the props, I’m amazed they didn’t tekes multiple business days between performances

[@LlamasAtMidnight]

Your opinion of Belgium is the exact same as mine

[@harrisonlewis7867]

I remember my fist Eurovision when I used the sympathy vote

[@colin4962]

1:26 me when North Macedonia don't qualify 🇲🇰

[@ijustwannasleepforever]

saaaame

[@lucas_vermeire]

1:36 Not a bad thing in my opinion!

[@sarahtrocha]

Ich schmecke deutsch Edit: Lmao du bist ja wirklich Deutscher HAHWQHAH

[@mrsnakeglasses]

You gonna do an Analysis of the german national final?

[@lexezlao]

Esc 2022 is basically 2016 and here's why: Ukraine won Germany got last place Iceland was my winner in both years and got extremely robbed

[@gianlucaspiteri3581]

Not even close, 2016 was a perfect year. Perfect stage and production. 2022 is just a mess

[@kairi13chii]

3:27 That's me, yesterday, at work xD Instead of working I was reading the lyrics again and butchering the language xD

[@emjo5520]

Omg I can’t 🤣 it’s so funny the part of the Netherlands I am from there and it’s so funny how the pov is😂

[@alexandra9944]

HOLA MI BEBEBE

[@JojoKyman]

i know esc 2022 is done, but can you answer my question? What do you think of Polands entry?

[@flaccid6pancake]

3:02 I'M CHOKING HELP HELP

[@adamlowndes]

POV you know that the audience could see all of snap 😀

[@majikkarimli3593]

If there is was incorrect voting for 6 countries including my country Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 they should be informed about that , EBU not have right to give points by they own. Every country pay money to be there. EBU 👎🏼

[@jesttobagnet]

4:50 who is Lady Ja-Ja, which country was she representing and during which Eurovision?

[@harrisonlewis7867]

Maybe... Just maybe... Putting a Man in a wedding dress and a veil isn't what people want to see.

[@hogrider6928]

subwoolfer war definitiv mein Favorit

[@vlm1940]

Ah Spain... gonna go watch their performance again 😅

[@aerdraiochta]

Ich liebe es wenn man sofort hört dass jemand deutsch ist 🤣

[@noob-ishnoob749]

Yes

[@benjaminjohannessanchez3310]

Monika Liu! President of Europe!

[@tomjones3415]

by the way, the audience could see rosa linn the whole time the back side we couldn't see for the first 2 minutes was an open wall to the audience

[@pldkdpl]

Why no "don't get close to the table"