Eurovision 2022 Was A Mess | Eurovision Crack

[@clamiroyal7890]

As a French, thank you so much for agreeing that our entry was robbed as hell. For once I was for my country, thank you for liking the song too !

[@lannalisa2925]

Absolutely! You must try again with sonething so original!

[@clamiroyal7890]

Trust me, it's the only thing I ask for. But I'm afraid we'll only send off brand Voila from now on... That saddens me

[@eurovisionkat]

ofc, i voted for it in the grand final aswell bc it stunned me so much !!! also ur guys songs in eurovision are always amazing !!

[@clamiroyal7890]

Aww thank you so much that's so nice of you

[@alice45-fgd-456drt]

Honestly one of the best entries France has ever sent and this was the thanks they got? Offensive tbh :(

[@joniskahavet]

I think Ukraine's and France's entries appealed to the same crowd, and so people that might would have voted for both France and Ukraine under normal conditions went all in for Ukraine instead. France suffered from a quite bad draw also, just like the Netherlands.

[@lannalisa2925]

Make sense....

[@tugabooga]

Not at all, Ukraine was one of my favorites and France was... well... awful. What even was that? I laughed so hard when i heard it for the first time bc it is so bad. A more fitting reason is that it looked like they were summoning demons and the back vocals were painful to hear

[@TheRobiLive]

We all know why Ukraine won…

[@BanditEevee]

Yeah, France is absolutely amazing in the recorded version but their vocals were terrible live. The Netherlands got absolutely robbed, that was my personal favourite song. And Ukraine... as a Brit I'm disappointed we didn't win but I did enjoy Ukraine's song.

[@ruiivan]

@@TheRobiLive And we all know you are mad. Stay mad kid Ukraine won because it was a great song.

[@samash7302]

UK being 2nd has to be the biggest character development ever 😂🤣

[@emmahealy4863]

GOD I love Mika. Which is really saying something about how talented, kind, and charismatic he is - because I had no idea how existed before Eurovison 2022! I was SO confused about why a tall British man I had never seen before was presenting a TV show in Italy 😅

[@eurodara]

he's grew up in Britain but he is Lebanese/Israeli/American/Syrian

[@DominikaHare]

I wanna steal his suits. They would probably be to big though. Dammit, my robbery fouled even before trying.

[@Nyarty3]

Mika actually participated to different tv shows in italy and basically we adopted him. Lots of people pointed at him when they were choosing the hosts for the eurovision.

[@mathddv]

@@Nyarty3 sounds like how french people treat him, he did a few songs in french (at least one) and was a judge on the voice, participated in many tv events... we adopted him as well 😂

[@danielaf1487]

He's been living in Italy for a while now and has participated in many Italian programs, such as X Factor Italia, The Voice, and much more besides. He's a familiar face here on TV.

[@neckpeck2738]

The French song is great in concept, I just think they bombed on stage during the finale. The back vocals sounded awful. I love that they sang in a minority language and combined folk elements with techno, though. I just wish they had been better on stage. Their position super early in the lineup didn't help either. Or to say it bluntly, SHUM walked so Fulenn could trip and fall lol

[@jonnybuijze1770]

HAH the last statement, oh my Gosh. You're right though, as fun as it is to blame the juries and everyone else, the performance just... Wasn't good.

[@jasondiaz4908]

Yeah fulenn sounds really good in their studio version but the finals live performance was a bit off, alvan was good tho

[@danielaf1487]

I agree completely, France was criminally underrated! I voted for them, too. Second to last?! C'mon, that's shameful!

[@saiyasha848]

I can always only think about the fact that the Boys from Ukraine stand there and this should be the happiest moment of there life... and yet, they don't know if all their friends and families are safe. they don't know if someone they know is dead or injured. they don't know if their houses still stand. It is such a bittersweet Victory and my heart goes out to them.

[@merkuri523]

Then Yugoslavia should have won in 1992 when the war started or Bosnia should have won in 1993 or Croatia or in 1994 or 1995....what about Serbia being bombed in 1999 nobody cared. There was no internet, no war marketing, no information back then, nobody cared.

[@saiyasha848]

@@merkuri523 No one said it was always fair. That is sadly how life works.

[@nadjastanimirovic1763]

tbh the song was bad and shouldn't have won, sad for them that they are dying

[@ilovechocolate1000]

@@merkuri523 Good point there, but Yugoslavia is a country half of Europe didn't know existed. Everyone knows about Russia, though. This is extremely sad and unfair, but the Balkans just aren't the same as Ukraine.

[@TrafficConeOrange]

@@ilovechocolate1000 What about world war 2 or 1?

[@enricopaoletti5650]

I'm still crying for Fulenn😭😭😭

[@eurodara]

you forgot Poland's powerpoint effects 😆

[@eurovisionkat]

i was gonna put them in but i had to avoid copyright 😭

[@eurodara]

@@eurovisionkat nooooooo

[@eurovisionkat]

@@eurodara im gonna try putting it into the video for semi 2 which is long overdue 😭

[@karo_7611]

please everything was good untill the earthquake IDUHUHF as a polish person i was embarraSED

[@eurodara]

@@karo_7611 I'm Polish too and I was like WHAT THE FUCK

[@canny_linguist]

Monika Liu officially shares that bowl cut with Will Byers 👀

[@haven.lights]

I voted for France too, they were robbed honestly my fav was estonia tho, love how stefan just had fun, it was a great closing stage (plus I love western)

[@kati_ichigo]

mikas interval act was so gripping im in love with it

[@yazzyxoxo]

tbh i think eurovision 2021 got more hype than 2022

[@eurovisionkat]

cuz it was betterrr haha

[@Nina-ho3qi]

@@eurovisionkat trueeee

[@hexagonshave6sides696]

probably because we had to wait 2 years for it

[@newsweedge]

It was the best

[@nrcocmln7814]

2022 have better songs but 2021 has better staging, production, and also good songs which makes it stands out than 2022 (talking about the Finals only)

[@emmahealy4863]

The song with Megan Markle in it f*cking killed me 🤣🤣

[@THEvouchela]

ok i just realized subwoolfers line "with a broken kinetic sun" IS the sun, the broken sun on stage lmaoo

[@giannisk5183]

Everyone is annoyed with Greece and Cyprus giving each other points but they don’t react with the Nordic countries or the Slavic ones. They just understand that Cyprus and Greece will always give each other 12 points. We are the same country.

[@FunkyPants92]

Greece and Cyprus are doing that for years...aswell everyone else...tho konstrakta had 24 points removed

[@iMajoraGaming]

wdym i've seen hundreds of people mention how eastern europe likes to vote for eachother

[@alice45-fgd-456drt]

The EBU was literally so annoyed at Eastern Europe voting for each other that they implemented a jury to give western Europe some attention, so I think you might be wrong lmao. Also it's far more obvious when two countries continuously vote only for each other than say the Nordics where both Finland and Sweden are huge on the European music market and thus are likely to vote for each other simply because their entries are popular, or Slavic countries voting for each other to a larger extent because they share a lot of culture.

[@olgahein4384]

There was only one thing that was a mess in Eurovision 2022. And that was the german preliminary decision. The biggest favorit (and also the most known one, performing for nearly 10 years already) was already rejected for the 'who goes to Eurovision' show, and when the internet EXPLODED, the radio channel responsible for all this replied smth along the lines'They are not suitable for radio' - aka: not mainstream enough. Well, no, they are not mainstream, they are a metalcore-eurodance band, performing something called 'Fun Metal'. People even started a petition and over 130,000 people signed it. And got ignored. Well, we all know where 'suitable for the radio' has landed Germany once again. The band that was not even allowed to compete in Germany is, btw, 'Electric Callboy' with the song 'Pump It' and right now they are on tour, winning prices, and selling out their next tour for next year in the biggest venues of the world.

[@Ivatorie]

The one time you just became German, as a German myself I love it.

[@eurovisionkat]

i had to do it 😂

[@najrenchelf2751]

"don't get close to the table, guys" my gf and I couldn't stop laughing for a solid 5 minutes when we heard that! XD

[@Samsung-sz9gs]

"Der hat kein anderes T-shirt ausser das" ICH HEULE

[@denibarchen]

6:14 just randomly switching to German 😂

[@pixelicereal]

Petition to create new religion: konstraktism

[@sa_21]

Finland also had a banger of a song and those 38 points are just too few (and that's the best I can put it), not to mention it was THE mfing RASMUS...!!!

[@joumanaaaaa12]

my personal fav was sweden/ Cornelia her voice is just so light-

[@escpikachu8028]

I enjoyed France’s entry a lot, so it was disappointing such a bad placement. My theory to this is that perhaps it was just too “avant-garde” for both the jury and the televoters. Sadly not that many people are familiar with Breton as a language.

[@R92-q4b]

When Kaarija said it was ok to be gay with his lights I came out to my grandmother I was watching it with who said she never wanted to see my bold word guzzling face again but I’m at peace with it because Kaarija loves me

[@jayzo]

I'm still shocked that we (the UK) came second and actually _won_ the jury vote,

[@a.g8899]

If ur from the UK or Ireland u know what graham Nortan said about them with the Italian gestures 🤣

[@kat.ovs_21966]

5:20 When i heard my name my soul left my body.

[@ShyGal3]

My favorite moment was when the UK got their first 12 they all said "we got point! We got points!"

[@xiaoanimegirl]

Question for Laura Pausini: How the heck did you change outfits fast?

[@eurodara]

she only changed cloaks

[@Musti_]

"der hat kein anderes tshirt außer das" well thats true 💀

[@giraffeemh7856]

Ok someone explain why after Mika does the hand jester he looks entertained is just me or what Edit: the only reason I watched Eurovision was to see Mika and the bit I wanted to see the most witch was the performance and the didn’t even show it in Australia like how rude is that

[@donauprofi8280]

„Der hat kein anderes T-Shirt außer das“ hahahaha zu gut

[@RosequartzDivination]

Mika's laugh was the best.

[@Someone-tf1tk]

4:12 Here it is, the song that got me into rock!

[@JokubasVas]

You should have mentioned Lithuania with Jury votes too!

[@zuzzuks]

What does the hand gesture Mika did mean? I'm guessing it's something inapproriate, but couldn't find any info on it.

[@eurovisionkat]

from what i read it means (literally) 'dipping the cookie' which is italian slang for sexual intercourse

[@zuzzuks]

@@eurovisionkat Ooooh. Ooh. Thank you so much for explaining! :))

[@CriticoPasseggero]

As italian i can explain 😂 The gesture in Italian literally means "pucciare il biscotto", wich means dipping the cookie. It is a sexual allusion which means that a man has had intercourse with someone. The expression is always associated with a man since the cookie is a metaphor for the penis

[@kati_ichigo]

konstrakta slayed

[@aureliamaltzan6710]

I mostly care about the vocals when I watch Eurovision, but I also consider the stage presence and charisma. I honestly really liked Poland's entry. I thought he was a great vocalist

[@22nd_Place_Vasil]

My fav was Vladana... She's sooooo sweet, kind hearted and beautiful... 😭😍😍 I almost cried!

[@Zakarias89]

I know I'm two years too late, but how drunk was Cornelia here 7:17 😲I heard her voice turned out this raspy after a big party some years prior and it has just stayed that way ever since, so she knows how to drain some ❤

[@alemaozinhobr]

Didn't mention the UK?

[@JeSuisRene]

I found that strange too, especially as I thought it was the performance of the night (and rather memeable too).

[@c_neila]

Remember when the trophie broke in one of these contests?

[@eurovisionkat]

u mean in 281991 contests ? 😭 it like almost breaks all the time

[@c_neila]

@@eurovisionkat fr 😭💀

[@TheOrian34]

Oops... I did it again.

[@xraikou8508]

i was so mad at france and norway but like, konstraktism is my new religion so were good.

[@blue_lemon_4480]

okay but how did that woman at the beginning change cloths so quickly

[@Nt1nos247]

1:42 what does it mean. I know it's something sus but what it is

[@tommasolarghetti]

I'm italian and to be honest I don't know lol

[@vlhuuuhk]

i heard that its a sexual gesture or something

[@eurovisionkat]

idk either honestly 😭 his facial expression's tho AND HIS WINK

[@janeyre14]

It means "pucciare il biscotto" literally "dipping the cookie" a slang term for sexual intercourse 😂

[@CriticoPasseggero]

@@tommasolarghetti bro è pucciare il biscotto

[@lololiamverfunny]

1:43 someone tell me what this one means 😭

[@isaw9969]

mika's interval act was the highlight of the show for me

[@TheWisePenny]

im sorry where's the love for uk?

[@chyveria]

what's the meaning of gesture on 1:43😭

[@1996lupetto]

For us italians it means "inzuppare il biscotto" = "dipping the cookie" which is a metaphor for doing sex xD

[@chyveria]

@@1996lupetto thank you!!

[@Qrzychu02]

@@1996lupetto That's what i was looking for xD

[@draganrakic360]

Pesma koju peva Konstrakta bi bila još aktuelnija i veći hit, da nije počeo rat u Ukrajini....Zamislite, da su nastavljena zatvaranja i EU i obavezna prisilna vakcinacija uz kazne i uz prisustvo milicije.... Ovako, rat je prekinuo koronu, i opet je ova pesma odjeknula u svetu kao malo koja.....Pesma nosi hiljadu skrivenih poruka....A Konstrakta- ma obožavam je....

[@Joinedo]

5:48 Where Jeangu

[@iskrabiscevic300]

The table

[@virtualsongcontest]

NONONOMIKANO😭

[@vitturyyd]

What does the upside down pinecone hand gesture mean?

[@evaldk1574]

1:43, what does it mean?

[@Rxsemxryyy]

Is a s3xual gesture

[@Ninetyni.neontiktok]

Frick the other countries including mine the Netherlands Moldova is the best one Hey ho letssss goooo

[@emasmema7817]

Aww ur so kind

[@enjoyinglife264]

Rosa Linn become an international artist and in this corrupt song contest always trying to force a winner

[@elif.1618]

6:14 random österreichischer untertitel

[@otakudanieru]

Deutsch nennt sich die Sprache,werter Herr

[@elif.1618]

@@otakudanieru Is eh quasi des Gleiche :)

[@RatjuiceNoobieDumbDumbGoofie]

what does this mean??? 1:42

[@SilentDeadline]

The audacity not to include Gigliola Cinquetti 🥲

[@arandomguy7935]

@6:12 omg noch ein Deutscher 😭

[@BeatriseKrokforda]

Wait.. who was Ida? (5:33)

[@Grenslooos]

I olso voted for france😞(robberd legends🇫🇷🔥)

[@jamieleebongay4531]

Why did Konstrakta cover herself in the first few seconds. 🤣

[@MaximumHold]

he really has no anderes shirt außer das 😭

[@sarahmarie4022]

Ich glaube er hat wirklich kein anderes t-Shirt haha💀😭

[@eurovisionkat]

das t-shirt ist einfach iconic mittlerweile

[@Steinchen1508]

Wieso hat er kein anderes t-shirt

[@Bubbledazwood]

We are Domi was robbed I’ll never stop saying it

[@egglucas9154]

I actually didn’t like the leadsinger of Ukraine I liked the other guy more

[@karargyri]

I only liked the bit with the flute.

[@peristeralika3991]

Albania ( my contry) was a mess

[@salmitap]

Chanel winner of all times❤💛❤

[@mariasirona1622]

3:03 more like thieves

[@-Your_local_therapist-]

Belguim: :(

[@marvelpower9674]

Wait you speak german ? Lol

[@KimaelSvenningfeldt]

I don’t even care that the Ukrainian entry perhaps wasn’t the best of the lot. This year it was something entirely different that mattered. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦

[@flpser_ppwer]

Well... Bosnia & Herzegovina was in war between 1992 -1995. But, it didn't win Eurovision 1993. What a shame!

[@eurodara]

@@flpser_ppwer back then only juries voted

[@MidnightBlaze0404]

Except this is a song competition, not a political one. Or well, it should be, it's certainly not anymore - if it ever was.

[@1-256]

Umm, is Mika French?

[@mariasirona1622]

WTF no he's lebanese/british

[@Ilovedogs00-z2l]

The war literally ruined Eurovision, if the war didn’t even happen then UK would win . It’s not like many people even liked the Ukrain song, people just gave points to Ukrain because they felt bad for Ukrain like it’s not even fair you choose to give point for a song you didn’t like but you felt bad.

[@kitkatboard]

I... actually liked their song best (that flute solo lives rent free in my head). And I think a lot of people did too. Sure, they got pity points, but you could see it the other way around. Eurovision is already as political as it gets. So I find it wholesome in a way that people voted for them out of sympathy. There will always be more Eurovision anyway, so I wouldn't wory about it, although I wish I knew how many people who voted Ukraine actually enjoyed the song.

[@Glory_To_Ukraine135]

Are you okay? Do you even understand what you're talking about? I wish you to experience everything that ALL civilians of Ukraine are now experiencing, only a hundred times WORSE

[@Glory_To_Ukraine135]

I hope the rocket will fly to your house too

[@Glory_To_Ukraine135]

I hope that your friends will ALSO be k❤️lled in front of your eyes, like some Ukrainians who survived the occupation

[@Glory_To_Ukraine135]

I hope you, too, are experiencing all the t0rture that the civilliance of Bucha experienced

[@divinedaniel7759]

UK should have won imo. Ukraine winning is politically motivated

[@luisvega8600]

France is an copy of tanxungueiras of benidorm fest

[@pixelicereal]

Brooke was broke, that’s why she wrote a song about rich stuff

[@zail3_439]

IT'S POLAND

[@ihyfrangi]

einfach random deutsch im video

[@eurovisionkat]

muss sein, so kann ich auch sehen wer alles deutsch ist/ deutsch spricht

[@sanchu6335]

Okay sure fulenn was robbed in terms of finalists, but like fucking disko, holy shit, 40/40 and then garbage like UK or spain was at the top, like damn y'all were on something when voting

[@Isabelle-hv6ny]

UK and Spain were on fire xD

[@fredhasopinions]

UK was great imo but I agree that Disko had THE SOUND i still don’t know what ppl were thinking

[@eurodara]

Eat Your Salad robbed

[@yourlocalartxst]

I agree with you about Spain being at the top, but the UK had a great song! I don't agree with this year's results

[@harrywalhs1597]

This is often a matter of taste. For me the song of Finland and Italy were the biggest garbage for many years in ESC 🤷🏻

[@kat.ovs_21966]

As a ukrainian the end had me crying a whole river

[@sxmu0]

What the fuck.

[@beltranv.t8631]

ñ

[@pizzasteve5825]

Pink bucket hat man is a king 💯

[@stef12321]

Ukraine should not have won lol

[@adityabhosale8564]

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