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@thejesuschrist2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! Even I can't believe this is actually a thing.
@xbaumann2 жыл бұрын
My lord…
@mrplumpkin_x3c2 жыл бұрын
shit? such an unchristian language you are using. despicable
@Vastide2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ!!
@crabcakes53462 жыл бұрын
my heavenly father forgive this man of his grave sin my lord jesus may he be saved n' shit yadda yadda in jesus' name amen
@JrIcify2 жыл бұрын
You really need to look these things over before signing off on them
@luismontano85492 жыл бұрын
The idea of blowing up the Jesus Buds with the "Diablo", is absolutely hilarious.
@DatFluffyBoi2 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment exactly lol
@NEEDbacon2 жыл бұрын
It's oddly fitting in a way. Guess Jesus saved his loudest of volumes for his dirtiest of buds.
@ashkitt77192 жыл бұрын
I was gonna thumbs up but it's at 333
@luismontano85492 жыл бұрын
I gotta get this off my chest. My first comment was going to be " don't worry about blowing up the Jesus Buds, mate. In some religions, even the people blow up." But alright, I thought that might be a bit much. So I hid it in the comments so less people see it airtight. DON'T CANCEL ME.
@doxypony2 жыл бұрын
@@luismontano8549 foul 💀💀💀
@mermanhellville Жыл бұрын
Damn it bro Genesis cranked out way more albums than I thought
@Jakek200 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@someguyonyoutube9279 Жыл бұрын
Phil Collins be workin overtime
@lsswappedcessna Жыл бұрын
@@someguyonyoutube9279 and don't forget Peter Gabriel during early Genesis
@footballhipster Жыл бұрын
@@lsswappedcessnaWhat about Mike Rutherford, Anthony Banks and Steve Hackett? Also shoutouts to Richard Hammond, he knows what he likes - in his wardrobe, that is!
@lsswappedcessna Жыл бұрын
@@footballhipster Yeah, man they all deserved their share of recognition. The band wouldn't have been the same without them.
@Intrinsety2 жыл бұрын
Dank screaming at how big the Bible is was amazing. The Bible has those ridiculously thin pages for a reason.
@whoburntoast Жыл бұрын
literally thousands of pages only in the Old Testament
@HappyBeezerStudios Жыл бұрын
It's a book written over hundreds and thousands of hears. Lots of text
@lainwired3946 Жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios not 100s of 1000s 🤣 at a push the old testament dates back 10-20k years but really 5-10k is more likely. Ot tells stories that purport to be much older but the Jews didn't have a written tradition 100s of 1000s of years ago. Nor was Judea even a thing that long ago.
@Jaeeden Жыл бұрын
@@lainwired3946 yes, not 100s of thousands. Their comment said "hundreds AND thousands"
@16driver16 Жыл бұрын
@Lain Wired the old testament has been used to argue the earth isn't even 10k-20k years old...
@justasidequestnpc63962 жыл бұрын
as a religious person, dank screaming in terror at the size of the bible is one of the best things i have ever seen
@Mario-he9db2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@wretch13002 жыл бұрын
And being hesitant to blow up the stinkbuds with the Diablo. One of the best channels ever.
@andrewkemp64772 жыл бұрын
Haha yes!
@TheBlargMarg2 жыл бұрын
The size of the Bible displayed two chapters on a screen. It would take a lifetime to find the specific verse on that dinky display.
@Bane_Amesta2 жыл бұрын
@@wretch1300 holy crap the fact he used the diablo to destroy such holy headphones, Jesus would not approve (?)
@TheFancyFilmmaker2 жыл бұрын
As a man who use to be extremely religious, seeing him react at how big the Bible was made me laugh so hard. 😂
@varkboys99992 жыл бұрын
Same! I was cry laughing
@sebascc0072 жыл бұрын
Same here. Best part of the vídeo XD
@JohnL_S172 жыл бұрын
Same XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
@insertcheesypunhere2 жыл бұрын
mood lol
@dudeman9-112 жыл бұрын
Same but I’m just recently got into Christianity
@LeeDee5 Жыл бұрын
The screaming all through Genesis made me laugh so hard.
@cromulence Жыл бұрын
"No one will know I tried to blow up the headphones". Just imagine some poor kid buying some earphones in cashies and they receive a set that has been absolutely obliterated by Wade.
@kaeroseon Жыл бұрын
I mean it could inspire him to set out on a nugget venture and dirty bud blowupathon of his own
@mattdavis9601 Жыл бұрын
Or imagine Shane from the Smoorez Channel...
@evertonc14482 жыл бұрын
"Hopefully I didn't offend anyone" His excuse: "I'm Aussie" Literally anyone: "pardoned"
@angrydragonslayer2 жыл бұрын
"you are already in prison"
@Missing_Text2 жыл бұрын
Ye you right
@apoletestry37662 жыл бұрын
Correct. I am Aussie so I can confirm. That Flat Earther's think our country dosen't actually exist. Because The Flat Map of earth stretches Australia out so much that it's unrecognisable.
@TheSolBlader2 жыл бұрын
I mean at least he's not br*tish 🤢
@blakksheep7362 жыл бұрын
@@apoletestry3766 Love it.
@wolfie-ih7vx2 жыл бұрын
Love how terrified Dank acts while talking about "disappointing Jesus" cause it is EXACTLY what growing up Catholic feels like
@oliviersavard86762 жыл бұрын
"you need to LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART or he will be DISAPPOINTED at your LACK OF FAITH" meanwhile 8 y-o me who doesn't understand anything: "but i don't get it, how will i know he will be there, will it hurt"
@NobleLeader62 жыл бұрын
Catholics are all about feeling miserable and disappointed all the time, at least that's how it felt growing up Catholic.
@abraxis72922 жыл бұрын
I remember in a Bible school they told us to lay in bed at night and talk to God and see if we could hear him talk back and a kid asked why he didn't hear anything when sitting in the pitch black and the pastor was like "was there any other noise?" And he was like "a radio was on" and the pastor goes "God cannot talk over others! Try harder!" That poor kid was distraught
@oliviersavard86762 жыл бұрын
@Quark cool i'm sure everyone cares
@chupacabra20712 жыл бұрын
I almost sounds foreign to me when I hear stuff like this, because the community where I was raised was much less strict.
@colterwehmeier72582 жыл бұрын
I remember in airports ~15 years ago, they'd sell audiobooks in self contained players. They were semi-disposible. I wonder if any of those are still around.
@azaleawinchester2 жыл бұрын
I don't know where they came from but at a library I went to I borrowed Twilight on one of those little things or at least something similar to it. I think the year was maybe 2014?
@lucasstewart67012 жыл бұрын
If you're interested the channel Techmoan recently did a video on them. They're called Playaways
@someguyonyoutube92792 жыл бұрын
oh man I remember borrowing a harry potter book with one of those
@solitairepilot Жыл бұрын
Check out the channel ‘Techmoan’ he has a video on one :D
@caranook Жыл бұрын
I remember that, whenever we were flying somewhere when I was a child my parents would always pick a couple of them up.
@literalfeline2 жыл бұрын
hearing this man scream helplessly as he went through genesis was good
@bensmith4563 Жыл бұрын
Too bad he didn't look at psalms
@ukhedgehog-043-42 жыл бұрын
I like how the buttons are shaped in a cross or T type figure, really gives of the holy feels.
@dragonboy42732 жыл бұрын
Right!
@Arbiter0992 жыл бұрын
If only the screen was more than 2 lines
@Yipper642 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, because wasnt it a thing that Jesus was most likely crucified on a crucifix that was just a T?
@foxxy462132 жыл бұрын
Was just ganna say the same...wonder if it still works on vampires
@MDG509_2 жыл бұрын
It kinda looks a bit… inappropriate. Or maybe I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
@JomasterTheSecond2 жыл бұрын
Only Jesus himself would make packaging so easy to open.
@DeadRider882 жыл бұрын
me and you watching at the same time
@trayner2 жыл бұрын
Probly doesn't want to get more holes in his hands
@Witchblood2 жыл бұрын
Humans are too evil
@realspeedghxst2 жыл бұрын
@@trayner i shouldn't have laughed hard but damn i couldn't hold it
@realspeedghxst2 жыл бұрын
@@trayner i shouldn't have laughed hard but damn i couldn't hold it
@Adamborries2 жыл бұрын
I work for (not kidding) a Bible software company, and the screaming at the table of contents had me in fits. 😂
@rayvega316310 ай бұрын
A Bible software company? Is God your CEO? Sorry I can't resist 😂
@AltonTRU9 ай бұрын
wow, your acc is old
@Jaunty_Jeff2 жыл бұрын
"Apostles' Creed? Isn't that a playstation game?" 💀
@leontechtalks2 жыл бұрын
Assassins creed. Apostles creed is one too. It’s not public yet. It’s only mine at the moment. 🙏
@tylern6420 Жыл бұрын
@@leontechtalks buttbuttouts mead 💀
@agnomymous21982 жыл бұрын
Dank: “you’d have no idea I was in here” Someone else in 10 years after rebuying these at cashies: “Someone’s been in here!”
@navycalvin93372 жыл бұрын
plot twist, it's also him
@MrRandomGuitarist2 жыл бұрын
@@navycalvin9337 Senile Dank buying everything back from cashies again in many decades time
@dutchah912 жыл бұрын
@@navycalvin9337 Dankpods: The Dementia Days
@lightingkid20102 жыл бұрын
but the person didint say dankpods was in there.
@HasanUnknown2 жыл бұрын
Islam is the religion who makes us to Believe in Jesus, We Muslims 100% Believes in Jesus We Muslims Believes that Jesus was The Christ, No Muslim is a Muslim if he doesn’t Believes in Jesus, Jesus did Miracles by the Permission of Allah, Jesus himself Never said “Im God” also Never he said anyone to “Worship Me” Jesus was Just a Prophet and Messenger Of Allah Only to Guide The People of Israel, (COME TO ISLAM = COME TO JESUS) ----------------------- *Jesus Denies Being God* | Read ⬇️ ----------------------- "My Father is greater than me." [John 14:28] “I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to My God and your God.” [John 20:17] “Jesus said: 'Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.” [Mark 12:29] “Jesus, Fell with his face to the ground and Prayed.” [Matthew 26:39] “I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgement is just because I seek not my own will, but the will of the Father who has sent me." [John 5:30] “The crowd answered, This is Jesus, the Prophet.” [Matthew 21:10-11] --------------------- *The Coming Of Prophet Muhammed In Bible* --------------------- “I still have many things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now. When he the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth, for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come, He will glorify me, for he will take what is mine and declare it to you.” [John 16:12-14] --------------------- *Allah Clears About Jesus* --------------------- [Quran:- 5:72]:- “Jesus has said, "O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord." [Quran:- 19:30]:- “Jesus has said, "Indeed, I am the servant of Allah. He has given me the Scripture and made me a Prophet.” [Quran:- 4:171]:- “Christ Jesus the son of Mary was no more than a messenger of Allah, So believe in Allah and His messengers. Say not "Trinity" desist: it will be better for you: for Allah is one Allah: --------------------- ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ [Quran:- 3:85] :- “And whoever follows other than Islam as religion - never it will be accepted from him, and he, in the Hereafter, will be among the losers.” ---------------------
@ashtonisvibing47632 жыл бұрын
watching dank scrolling through the tracks and screaming everytime it kept going, especially when he got to genesis, has got to be the funniest shit i've heard today. i couldn't breath by the end of that, thanks for that man XDXD
@liamconn352 жыл бұрын
He just didn't stop, he screamed through the entirety of genesis, it was great.
@ainlLeek2 жыл бұрын
yeah, dank sounded like Marv in Home Alone getting the crap zapped out of him.
@kaijuhunter_02VOD2 жыл бұрын
Wait til he sees Psalms
@brycedunlap2 жыл бұрын
Im literally crying right now.
@ash362302 жыл бұрын
@@liamconn35 Tbf the music press did the same thing to Genesis and Phil Collins in the 80s
@Maddin13132 жыл бұрын
You think reading the Bible in one year is a task? This guy narrated the entire Bible. The entire thing! In probably less than a year, I'd assume.
@coolbrotherf127 Жыл бұрын
It said on the box about 90 hours
@engine46289 ай бұрын
@@coolbrotherf127 yeah but imagine fumbling your words one time and you have to repeat that part from the beginning again
@coolbrotherf1279 ай бұрын
@@engine4628Yeah, in total, it probably took a few weeks or months to get everything recorded perfectly depending on how much they got through per day.
@mromutt2 ай бұрын
@@coolbrotherf127 Oh yeah, easily months. People don't realize how taxing narrating is, both physically and mentally.
@kenouk61832 жыл бұрын
6:35 “this would take you a year” Me, in my third year of reading the bible, just being halfway: HAH!
@YeeableDingus2 жыл бұрын
“I found the holy nugget” I don’t think a title of a KZbin video has ever made me laugh so hard in my life. It just sounds hilarious out of context. Like, “Hey James, what’s that you got?” “The holy nugget.”
@_invencible_2 жыл бұрын
everything is funnier when james says it
@Napert2 жыл бұрын
unfortunately it was changed to "Even Jesus made an MP3 player..."
@djwisk2 жыл бұрын
He was actually screaming with excitement about genesis, until he realised it's not Phil Collins on drums
@Blankult2 жыл бұрын
I salute you for that joke
@Horizontalvertigo2 жыл бұрын
Had the same thought haha
@fricknmcnugget2 жыл бұрын
Until he realized it’s not Peter Gabriel on vocals
@nyontha25902 жыл бұрын
He can’t feel it calling in the air tonight
@brucelouie21862 жыл бұрын
he's in the land of confusion
@jamescorrall65352 жыл бұрын
"It does ultimately achieve its goals" is the highest praise for a nugget Wade has ever given 😛
@mfkrwill Жыл бұрын
"I heard the voices but theres no man in here" is an underrated line
@TroubleChute2 жыл бұрын
The light flickering was actually spooky
@spoonyluv192 жыл бұрын
Jesus making his presence known
@daev2552 жыл бұрын
,':|
@gabsnandes78182 жыл бұрын
@@spoonyluv19 jesus laughed that's why the light flickered
@michaeltagor42382 жыл бұрын
@@spoonyluv19 it's like that one scene in fleabag
@mericagunsfreedomandlove.89852 жыл бұрын
Big J was laughing and nugged the lamp.
@bromanus77422 жыл бұрын
Being a Catholic theologian, I honestly couldn’t stop laughing at the screaming about the infinite number of books and chapters in the Bible. Loved this video
@benji75772 жыл бұрын
As a person who grew up reading the Bible and went to Catholic and Christian schools all my life, this was equally the funniest thing in the entire world😂 “WAIT GENESIS 1 👹👹👹”
@sebascc0072 жыл бұрын
Same here
@MoChuang3432 жыл бұрын
My man needs to scroll through Psalms next time…missed opportunity. Although the video may end there after he loses his voice from screaming.
@matj122 жыл бұрын
I know how many books and chapters there are, and I thought “duh”. Although I think that the programmer could make better navigation, like that the lists would be in two columns, which would double the number of items shown on the screen and double the scrolling speed.
@hyperball012 жыл бұрын
Okay so serious question. What does it mean to be a Catholic Theologian? Do you read the bible every day? Not meant to be mean ofcourse
@BobofWOGGLE Жыл бұрын
If nobody's pointed it out yet there was a brand of single-purpose audiobook nuggets that got sold to libraries back in the day where the players looked just like this, it might not be quite as bespoke as it seems.
@BraveEmpress Жыл бұрын
They're still a thing. The current iteration is called a Playaway and the backs look like tiny book covers xD
@StevenUlyssesPerhero Жыл бұрын
"Oh no, now I know why [Jesus] is making that face, He's really disappointed in me!" You did it! You broke Catholicism down to its bare essentials!
@rowanthayer3632 Жыл бұрын
The amount of damage Catholicism has done to my friends and mother, it really deserves to be shat on
@Bandit_in_boots Жыл бұрын
Oh a fellow queer person that watches dank pods, hello ^w^
@mysticaxolotl8215 Жыл бұрын
@@Bandit_in_boots We’re multiplying :D
@Bandit_in_boots Жыл бұрын
@@mysticaxolotl8215 let's goooooo
@Pastellera2video Жыл бұрын
@@mysticaxolotl8215 indeed we are
@Ryno64652 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Aussie Man Learns How Huge the Bible Really Is
@kuba2227772 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Aussie man screams at Bible nugget for two minutes
@nolongeranobody8692 жыл бұрын
Agree
@benji75772 жыл бұрын
I loved all the screaming 😂
@MrRainbowTie2 жыл бұрын
6:46-7:03 And his subsequent reaction.
@Calvin_Coolage2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that there's even more depending on what Bible you use or what denomination you are.
@mistertestsubject2 жыл бұрын
- gives headphone warning when hes blowing up the Holy Stinkbuds - gives no warning for 30 seconds of high pitched screaming Never change, Dank
@KnifeNerd92 жыл бұрын
The warning wasn't for you, it was for the holybuds :D
@DecisionsRQuestionable Жыл бұрын
@@KnifeNerd9 oh that makes sense
@CallMeVidd Жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry Jesus” *distorted scarlet fire starts playing*
@ABCEasyas--2 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention the worst “sin” of all: it has just two lines of text on the screen
@thrownsofaraway99782 жыл бұрын
1: The irony of the "Diablo" trying to kill the "Holy Buds" is a solid joke in it of itself. 2: The "Holy Buds" should have gotten a pass being that all they were used for was an audio Bible therefore not needing fancy bass or tops.
@apoletestry37662 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Multiple people have said this before as well. Oh well atleast their not rare.
@whitworth5s248 Жыл бұрын
777 Likes... I can't bring myself to upset that holy number.
@thrownsofaraway9978 Жыл бұрын
@@whitworth5s248 Wooooooooie! That's a lot of daggum likes!
@HappyBeezerStudios Жыл бұрын
The holy buds are meant for speech, so it be excused. But bad holy buds deserve to be exorcised and cast into the fire for being so cheap.
@angeltoad4657 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@CryoByte1152 жыл бұрын
6:55 "Local Aussie Man Is Scared by The Bible"
@peebledeeble Жыл бұрын
as someone who grew up super religious and has read the bible several times, his genuine shock at how long the bible is made me cackle
@Photo0021 Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Haha.
@peebledeeble Жыл бұрын
KING LIKED MY COMMENY YALL STFU
@ITrippedAndDied2 жыл бұрын
I love how his breakdown at the end is the modern day equivalent of Adam and Eve trying to hide that they ate the fruit.
@Version01112 жыл бұрын
In defense of the headphones do they really NEED to play top and bottom ends if they're only intended to play spoken word audio?
@nukefoodsofficial58492 жыл бұрын
Your comment i dub the “Mid Testament”
@apoletestry37662 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's right, because you can still hear someone speaking clearly through some proper garbage headphones. I should know, because I used to have some no-name green headphones.
@ukargeo2 жыл бұрын
what if jesus had some sick subwoofers and skullcandy crushers
@alphaplayzz13812 жыл бұрын
@@ukargeo and jesus said "fuck you. *B A S S* "
@lIlIIlIllIIIllIIllIlIllIllI2 жыл бұрын
@@ukargeo you know he would
@Zerbey2 жыл бұрын
Your reaction to all the books and chapters had me chuckling. Just FYI a lot of the books are quite short and very few people have read the entire thing from cover to cover. The yearly Bibles are usually selected parts to teach a specific lesson every day.
@oliviersavard86762 жыл бұрын
at the same time it's not really designed to be read in one go, i see it more as a collection of lines to quote lol
@Zerbey2 жыл бұрын
@@oliviersavard8676 Exactly, although I know a few people (including non Christians) who have. I've probably read 3/4 of it over the years, but I was quite religious when I was younger.
@arnox45542 жыл бұрын
"very few people have read the entire thing from cover to cover." I think true Christians really need to stop this. Or should I say, stop being a pussy and start REALLY reading the Bible. They don't need to know it end to end of course, but if they profess to believe, then they SHOULD at least know basically what's in it. And this is coming from a guy who's "one of those Joe Smith mormons," so we actually have three more books we need to read over the other Christian religions on top of the regular Bible, and we need to know what's in every one of them..
@thatguyalex28352 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I am glad that DankPods released this video. It makes my day. Who said God doesn't have a sense of humor. For instance, He invented the banana, 14 billion years ago (which was bred 250 years ago, modern variety), only for us humans to make jokes about it in the 2020s. Edit: Have you tried Fr. Mike Schmitz - Bible In a Year podcast? It is good stuff
@joneades13642 жыл бұрын
I mean really, the bible is a book, containing 66 other books (possibly more since I only have an NIV). Most bibles (index and glossary included) are 1000+ pages. imagine NARRATING that.
@peterjones6456 Жыл бұрын
This video was released in April 2022, right in the midst of the most depressing time of my life. I can remember late night, I was having a super rough day and I was emotionally exhausted, crying, and alone. I got myself a snack, lay in bed, and found this video. And it somehow made me laugh hysterically, even during the time where I was the most depressed I'd ever been. This video and channel got me through some super tough times. Thanks a ton Wade ❤️
@olivercharles29306 ай бұрын
It means little coming from an internet rando, but I genuinely hope you're doing good
@peterjones64566 ай бұрын
@@olivercharles2930 I appreciate it. I've had my ups and downs, but a lot has improved since then. I'm moving on up with life and I hope I can keep this trend going. I'm a lot healthier than I was 2 years ago
@anm16412 жыл бұрын
6:46 when you get a lil silly and set fire to a friend
@frenzyXprime2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t expect “Australian man screams at book” to almost make me pop a lung
@DarthDoomSlayer642 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, you're fine mate. As a fellow audio enthusiast, your doing the lords work blowing those demonphones back to hell.
@Ephoros2 жыл бұрын
Quite fitting to blow them up with the diablo.
@epicmusic90292 жыл бұрын
The funniest part being the buttons shaped like a cross of sorts
@Dauthdart2 жыл бұрын
All these comments are gold 🤣
@SrijanGuha2 жыл бұрын
Good thread
@WilliamHollinger20192 жыл бұрын
Agree
@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath92752 жыл бұрын
"The Bible is a big book" That's what you get compiling 66 books with chapters into one big book
@DerPinguim2 ай бұрын
73. It's the Catholic version, so it has the Deuterocanonicals
@BejaeIngate2 жыл бұрын
I'm of the Christian faith and I must say... I was pretty offended when I thought you weren't going to try and explode the buds. Glad you saw the error in your ways and let the buds burn p.s. Screaming at Genesis was the best thing I've seen all week
@5PctJuice3 ай бұрын
All we can do is admit our sins and atone.
@migaisnotacat2 жыл бұрын
Hearing dank scream "JESUS FORGIVE ME" while blowing up the headphones is legitimately the best thing ever.
@SpartanOfLuxon2 жыл бұрын
I'm in literal tears, I need a 10 hour loop of the screaming at the Genesis parts as soon as possible.
@cassDL2 жыл бұрын
Someone will make it. We’ll add it to the danktionary of confoosed aussieness
@clarebearr53572 жыл бұрын
KZbin will provide.
@xXkrazykitsuneXx2 жыл бұрын
Hilariously, one of my favorite sunday school teachers growing up was a chill af Australian guy (I'm American) who the church deacons would always ask to do bible readings for church services because Accent™. Somehow this feels full circle from that. 😂
@pauljoedominic2 жыл бұрын
Sexy Bluetooth speaker: "Power on" Jesus : *concerned* SBS : "Bluetooth mode" Jesus : *more concerned* SBS : "Auxiliary mode " Jesus : **loses it** HEATHENS !!!!
@EnclavegovtofficialUSA Жыл бұрын
....?
@Sherolox9 ай бұрын
@@EnclavegovtofficialUSA It's a reference to the sultry tone of the Bluetooth speaker's voice.
@Evan-hm7tz3 ай бұрын
@@Sheroloxthe lustful tone :)
@somerandomguy57192 жыл бұрын
Dank, I have watched you for a while. I have had some really rough weeks recently at my job. But your videos make my week 10x more bearable. I just wanted to say thank you for all you do.
@masoe5562 жыл бұрын
First
@masoe5562 жыл бұрын
By the way anyone here is from kazakhstan or I am the only onem
@Zekrozma32 жыл бұрын
Gg
@darkmesa81072 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's amazing how entertaining he is. He can literally review assorted Lego food props and still be extremely entertaining. This guy is talented.
@EDWARDKENWAY3332 жыл бұрын
Why dis you put this in a KZbin comment
@hokage_smoke2 жыл бұрын
I just image him in a confession booth crying out that he opened the holy nugget and blew up the holy buds
@BlazingKhioneus2 жыл бұрын
I hope that shows up on his patreon next week
@Anino_Makata2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine how he'd word his confession... "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... this is actually my first time here mate, so go easy on my a'right?"
@alex_mcburney Жыл бұрын
This comment sections is WAY more calm and kind than I expected it to be.
@EnclavegovtofficialUSA Жыл бұрын
There are specific types of people who watch this content. They aren't of the type that types slurs in the comments.
@alex_mcburney Жыл бұрын
@@EnclavegovtofficialUSA fair enough
@kevlikesmovies4442 Жыл бұрын
This is probably the one instance in which the cheap nuggetphones actually make sense. I mean, what does it matter if they're all mids when you're just gonna be using them to listen to a guy reading the bible at you?
@darcim87372 жыл бұрын
okay as a fellow Australian, it's VERY funny hearing Dank, who is from the state infamous for all the churches it has, show how he knows absolutely fuck all about the church, very cathartic for my lapsed catholic, former religious school going self
@wingedfish11752 жыл бұрын
Huh I didn't know that bit of church trivia and I live in Australia, thanks
@DeathProductions2002 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I was in a Baptist church in the southern USA flavored. I dont know anything about church either.
@CantankerousDave2 жыл бұрын
I prefer to think of it as RECOVERING Catholic.
@quailron15812 жыл бұрын
@@CantankerousDave same.
@mpkny2 жыл бұрын
(from a fellow lapsed catholic former religious school going self to another) we do indeed have a number of churches and indeed SA was intended to be a colony founded on the tenet of religious freedom, but the 2016 census reports that over 35% of south australians have no religious affiliation at all (to compare, it was 25% in NSW and 31% in VIC) so old mate dank is far from alone in that here
@AtticusGrim2 жыл бұрын
You know, it's kinda genius putting Frank clips at the end of every single video because it means I always end up sticking around for the whole video.
@hobobazaar81962 жыл бұрын
I just skip to the end
@Lmjacks2 жыл бұрын
@@hobobazaar8196 there is a special place in dirty bud hell for you 😔
@knickemz2 жыл бұрын
@@GAMERIN-rn6dj I think Frank is a girl but yes
@peepothefrog43312 жыл бұрын
@@knickemz girls can be boys if the word before boy ends with y Cheeky boy Sneaky boy Wiggly boy
@knickemz2 жыл бұрын
@@peepothefrog4331 damb you might be onto sumn
@benjaminwatson9778 Жыл бұрын
The stink buds died for the sins of all the nuggets
@johnbaines2969 Жыл бұрын
I laughed
@Ten80pete Жыл бұрын
Wait... I just noticed the shape of the button layout. That HAD to be intentional. Especially if this was a special Catholic Flavored nugget. Those guys LOVE their T-posing Jesus!
@Exarian2 жыл бұрын
I was raised *VERY* Baptist, so seeing the catholic books in the bible really do throw me for a loop. Wisdom of Solomon right after Song of Solomon? It feels like finding the weird direct to video sequel for a beloved childhood movie.
@Alias_Anybody2 жыл бұрын
I feel like in Europe, any branch of Christianity basically ignores 90% of the Old Testament per default. Also, the order of everything that isn't Genesis or Exodus is completely irrelevant. "I don't know, this psalm sounded topical"
@anthonyseboe46462 жыл бұрын
I was raised Christian, specifically Lutheran, and I was suddenly confused when I saw extra books that I typically wouldn’t see. I was also extremely confused by what NSRV CE was. I might have to take a look at this later.
@mandararomness39322 жыл бұрын
It's the opposite for me. I was raised Catholic, and when my parents gave up on Catholisism (That's its own story, lol), they went to a Lutheran church, and it was a shock learning that most Bibles aren't like the one I was forced to learn from as a kid 😂
@Alias_Anybody2 жыл бұрын
@@schenkov Yeah, but a lot of Christians didn't get the memo because the OT is better at justifying the stuff they wanted to do anyway.
@Massakre8492nd2 жыл бұрын
@@schenkov pretty much
@Spacecat88882 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it actually seems fairly well designed.
@ShihammeDarc2 жыл бұрын
Except it has no search function
@Kier_12 жыл бұрын
@@ShihammeDarc well people who would buy this would probably now were everything was so yeah
@ShihammeDarc2 жыл бұрын
@@Kier_1 scrolling through that much even if you know where to look seems like a drag
@cinnamonnoir24872 жыл бұрын
_Intelligently_ designed, if you will?
@ReigoShirofficial2 жыл бұрын
The holy cross button design was kinda dope ngl
@PerfectProtagonist2 жыл бұрын
0:20 I've heard stories of kids getting attacked like that (but with bibles instead of backpacks) in religious schools for not being religious.
@Bigguyherodude2 жыл бұрын
I love how dank pods completely had a panic attack at how big the Bible actually is.
@johntheurer22652 жыл бұрын
7:00 a man experiences religion for the first time
@Ghost.Gamer12 жыл бұрын
“ I’m not here to offend anyone, I’m just here for the funny nugget” has gotta be one of my favorite lines on this channel
@rorz99911 ай бұрын
This nugget definitely needed more than a 2-line display
@idk_why_i_exist Жыл бұрын
Bro nuts every time he turns on that speaker😂
@Zia_Ali.2 жыл бұрын
6:45 That hysterical screaming had me in tears!! 🤣🤣😂
@vylbird80142 жыл бұрын
It's a well-known fact that for a video to be successful in youtube it must include screaming, a thumbnail of a shocked expression, and a title containing an unanswered mystery.
@Valhalla05 Жыл бұрын
@@vylbird8014 This video only has 1
@davidlux55524 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@davidlux55524 ай бұрын
I officially use this as my ringtone😅
@Flopster1012 жыл бұрын
"Apostles' Creed? That's a Playstation game ain't it?" That got me wheezing real hard and I'm not even halfway through the video
@Flopster1012 жыл бұрын
@Quark k
@GermanYankeeFan1 Жыл бұрын
Dude I love your content!! I’m binge watching you for 3 days straight now, at the beginning I just wanted to buy new headphones but now I’m into this stuff! Cheers ❤
@TheSH1N1GAM12 жыл бұрын
“I’m not here to offend anyone, I’m just here for the funny nugget.” -DankPods, the greatest living philosopher
@kennorcott70742 жыл бұрын
Poor dank’s mind is being blown by how much Bible there is fills me with so much joy. I felt the same way when I got a Bible thrown at the back of my head and had to go to the emergency room
@Thobeian2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a story
@kennorcott70742 жыл бұрын
@@Thobeian I had a bad childhood
@jero372 жыл бұрын
@@kennorcott7074 sorry to hear that.
@kennorcott70742 жыл бұрын
@@jero37 eh I’m better for it. And I have a funny story
@tlawal72 жыл бұрын
Who did that, and why?
@samjones51292 жыл бұрын
I wanted an iPod so badly when I was a kid. One Christmas morning my parents got me and my sister together to give us a “special” gift. We opened them up and at first I thought it was a regular MP3 player, but to my surprise it was a GoBible (it was an older version of this) and could not be loaded with music of any kind. This is really bringing back the memories haha
@LaceBlood2 жыл бұрын
The disappointment you must’ve felt 😭
@slakk50932 жыл бұрын
Oh that's a harsh Xmas morning 😔
@percyjamesthomasdog2 жыл бұрын
Beat them with Jesus
@mgthestrange90982 жыл бұрын
I’m sure that’s some form of child cruelty. Was it a joke?
@mgthestrange90982 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Cook 🤣 I’m sure you were thrilled with it, bet you were the envy of all your classmates!
@eli.se_ Жыл бұрын
Its really nice how considerate he is. We need more people to be respectful like him.
@olivercharles29306 ай бұрын
We need more people critical of the biggest cult known to man
@Jasonsminiadventure Жыл бұрын
"THE BIBLE IS HUGE!!" Yes, and anyone who's from a religious family found your reaction absolutely hilarious.
@danielvera15202 жыл бұрын
Loved this as a student of theology. Seeing your reaction to how long the Old Testament and chapters were was priceless! I want to buy this holy Nug now. Keep the high quality content comin’
@JesseLack2 жыл бұрын
Dank's reaction to finding there were 50+ pages of Genesis was pretty much my reaction during my intro to Theology class back in 2015 lmao
@FunBoysGaming2 жыл бұрын
No offense, but why would you waste your time like that? That‘s like studying Scientology. Just… why?
@JesseLack2 жыл бұрын
@@FunBoysGaming because i went to a Catholic university and they were required credits 🤷🏼♂️ lol
@JesseLack2 жыл бұрын
@@FunBoysGaming and yes, it was a massive waste of time
@organicleaf2 жыл бұрын
@@JesseLack did you go there because you wanted to or did you have to?
@kristophjj172 жыл бұрын
The screaming while scrolling through Genesis perfectly sums up my experience in Catholic school
@Roblox_SBPepperminion9 ай бұрын
My man had several strokes when he noticed the entire library on such a little device.
@darksideofthelewis2 жыл бұрын
All your videos are hilarious, but this one was particularly so. Your screaming at the discovery of so much content in the Bible had me in stitches!
@Jawsbyte012 жыл бұрын
10:15 "I heard the voices but theres no man in here" fucking dead dude lmao. Great video as always!
7:28 It's amazing to think that Wade talks over the "holy" bible because he's afraid of copyright strikes. Back in the day you would be afraid of excommunication if you did that.
@ShreyashUSA2 жыл бұрын
Otherwise the cardinals of KZbin would excommunicate him
@ShihammeDarc2 жыл бұрын
Dude, you can copyright individual performances of works in the public domain
@SeekingTheLoveThatGodMeans76482 жыл бұрын
It would be so, so unlikely that the specific recording in the pod has been registered with You Tube content recognition (usually, that's music), but the most likely thing if it were would simply to be demonetized while play royalties go to the identified owner.
@VorteX-ox2fm2 жыл бұрын
Back in which days?
@MarceloZ22 жыл бұрын
@@VorteX-ox2fm The Spanish inquisition! Because you never expect the Spanish inquisition. But honestly I have no idea lmao
@MM715S192 жыл бұрын
as religious as i am, this video is a gem. seeing him scream at the chapters of genesis was amazing. also the title
@memediatek2 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: Wade screams at a Bible for 11 minutes
@haleyleyley89512 жыл бұрын
9:38 ah yes, the scarlet fires of hell
@ScrapTinker Жыл бұрын
I love your videos Mate, I've been binging them all ever since the Nugget Lucky Dip compilation
@AidenBrimmer2 жыл бұрын
6:42 One of my favorite bit ever to come out from this channel.
@jeffmcgregor61002 жыл бұрын
being a Christian, I was not offended, but laughed so hard at how big you thought the bible was, it is big, but no bigger than some of the text books I had to read back in my student days.
@sparkclouding53022 жыл бұрын
@zee some of the content is removed because if in fact the bible did record every work that jesus did there would be multiple books and i mean real books
@SqualidsargeStudios2 жыл бұрын
Weren’t text books like extremely big back then anyway?
@Veilwing2 жыл бұрын
wait until he sees psalms lol
@gamingnubs76282 жыл бұрын
@zee ya know, not every single thing is documented. Back then writing was only for the smart people, so alot of casual events werent documented.
@mkkocsis2 жыл бұрын
At 9:24 you can see him walk off camera is the reflection of the nugphones and I love it
@geekoftheroundtable2830 Жыл бұрын
6:42 Here we see an exorcism being performed
@InZaneNdaBrain Жыл бұрын
When I was wathing this I realized that this isn't a total piece of junk of a cashgrab, this has some heart put into it. I'm not a christain myself but I feel that this was great for Christians, a real handy tool.
@tombolenbaugh40302 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Frank to offer him an apple.
@Cherryboddu10 ай бұрын
Yea 🤣🤣🤣💀
@john_rafael1255 ай бұрын
Oh no not again
@spamdarsh43192 жыл бұрын
“I’m not trying to offend anyone, I just want the funny nugget” such a good line
@spamdarsh43192 жыл бұрын
@Quark okay dude… cool. I’m a nihilist so yeah.
@patrickshaw411 Жыл бұрын
No need to apologize! Most cool Christians would probably just laugh, in fact I loved this vid. Loved seeing the realization dawn on you of how massive old testament is! If you're curious the Bible has 66 books in it all varying in length from the shortest being 1 chapter and the longest being 150. A solid 2000 pages depending on the print and translation. Saying you read the entire bible in a year, and still getting something from it, would be very impressive!
@MaydupNem Жыл бұрын
Yes, but this is the catholic edition, so it has the pay to win DLCs already included
@bentheturntableguy182 Жыл бұрын
The controls are even in the shape of the cross. Nice little touch.
@gsarssadams2 жыл бұрын
As an ordained minister I loved seeing your reaction to the number of chapters and books! A refreshing view from what the world would see what I take as just common knowledge. Have a like and a continued patron subscriber:D
@Mash__d2 жыл бұрын
Amen brother!
@tothemaxx19912 жыл бұрын
I can't help but to imagine a pastor dressed to the nines with his feet up on his lectern, headphones on, laughing as an Australian man screams at technology
@SrijanGuha2 жыл бұрын
Even Men of God watch The Dank.
@thetwelfthsystem77552 жыл бұрын
The fact they didn’t put the controls in the shape of a cross bugs me so much like they were so close
@TianRunty Жыл бұрын
They did, well its more in the shape of the person ON the cross. Complete with a round button for the head
@AntiVectorTV Жыл бұрын
Such a missed opportunity to make the buttons form a cross shape.
@Ulquiorra4163 Жыл бұрын
I swear I saw the 'Apostle's Creed' joke coming a mile away the second I saw it but it's just past 8am as I watch this, haven't slept since 3pm yesterday......... and that joke BROKE me for 5 mins XD
@aiden35852 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, this was hilarious! By the way the genesis 1-40 are collections of a few paragraphs so genesis is like a short book, along with all these others. I actually remember asking my parents for one of these for Sunday school lol.
@nom3nnescio2 жыл бұрын
🤮
@jirehjirehjirehjireh2 жыл бұрын
@@nom3nnescio why
@Dead-st7ry2 жыл бұрын
@@jirehjirehjirehjireh because religion is aids
@echodelta21722 жыл бұрын
@@jirehjirehjirehjireh tipped his fedora too hard m8
@jirehjirehjirehjireh2 жыл бұрын
@@echodelta2172 Huh? He was just stating a fact about the Bible which is true. I don’t think he was trying to flex or anything
@KarlRadekBonk2 жыл бұрын
I love that he’s so shocked by how many chapters are in each book 🤣🤣🤣
@CovaSKT2 жыл бұрын
no one tell him about Psalms
@insanestudios80182 жыл бұрын
@@CovaSKT yea
@jassingh3208 Жыл бұрын
These were in every mail order catalog ever sent to my place for a while
@Red-yt2dk10 ай бұрын
Doesn't it actually make sense that these stinkbuds are only mids if they come packaged with a device that only has and only ever can have spoken word content on it?
@TrumpetBoyGD2 жыл бұрын
I love how he's just totally in fear of disrespecting the nugget-phones.