"EVEN MORE TWILIGHT" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

Jacob struggles as Edward and Bella take things to the next level.
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00:06 - Bella wants more food
00:19 - The wedding
00:46 - The reception
00:59 - A tender moment between Bella and Jacob
01:25 - Sensuality
01:36 - A riddle
01:56 - A consummation
02:13 - Jacob speculates
02:40 - Jacob introspects
02:47 - Bella wants to play
03:13 - Jacob's friends
03:34 - A confrontation
04:01 - Edward finds out
04:18 - Outro

[@moviestar1296]

I like how even in the BLR, Charlie Swan is still the sanest person around

[@dhiaferrol]

Oh my god I just realized... Is Charlie surename Swan?? That's cute... Bella Swan sounds ok. But Charlie Swan is hella cute.

[@RaistlanCE]

#TeamMustacheDad

[@samf.s.7731]

He asks the important philosophical questions in life

[@thunderatigervideo]

@@RaistlanCEWas just about to say that!

[@bigdaddycool6930]

“Okay, Teen Wolf, Lestat, just chill. Ch-ch-ch.”

[@Mercurio2435]

"That scarecrow could be one of your friends. You could go 'Hay friend.'" This is comedy on another level.

[@Thaisweetchillisensations]

Ik lmao

[@adonaiorion]

💀

[@evanstein3011]

I love how her reaction to that is to start welling up with tears

[@ActualAspect]

“She’s built for it” “Bro how” Got me dead 🤣

[@riabouchinska]

Lol the head turn in the middle

[@coll4455]

Hahahaha me to

[@KatieCochran]

Also what killed me, lol

[@rebekahjackson5996]

Pregnant,dying lmaoo. I read your comment before seeing that part and the second I did I died!!! Omgosh!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@dazzlingdexter5060]

😂

[@dolphinsmacks263]

Lost it at Bella looking at her pregnant belly and just being like "oops." Taking notes for a future pregnancy announcement.

[@user-wi9hv2pb2q]

😂 my favorite part. oops.

[@jamiemohan2049]

Its like sims in the sims 2.😂😂

[@secondconflict570]

that's what happens when you Lumpy Cheese

[@Elalmadebudin]

After all these years, I love your consistency at making that one vampire guy still speak gibberish.

[@marymathews1543]

Glivver shimps

[@azurehanyo]

A wogga wooga havachee.

[@nania3036]

Please, it’s French

[@lunayoshi]

What now he said to me?

[@nehagrace2170]

And Bella Swan still constipated 😂😂😂

[@sarahthesalmon]

"Who's the boy? Who...made love to you?" and "Hold on, scary Bella. What do you mean?" had me dying 😂

[@primrosevale1995]

I love how it's been nearly a decade since the last BLP Twilight video and the vibe hasn't changed a bit. Edit: HOLY SH!T THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES! THANK YOU!

[@ImahSillyGirl]

FACT.

[@MrJezu]

@@ImahSillyGirlyeah but its not that funny like first one

[@Crouteceleste]

yes it is@@MrJezu

[@rebekahjackson5996]

I was toooo geeked when I seen this!!! Lls

[@joshuawhite8863]

The first one was the best

[@rotten2209]

"Seagulls, stop it now" playing at the wedding is the best thing ever.

[@QuincyKane]

That last exchange is so relatable : "What?! You went to the mall and didn't bring me? I mean, that is so low... I know you got a Cinnabon!" 😂

[@Skyebright1]

They never run out!

[@Sledg0matic]

This hurts, because the original Cinnabon in Federal Way shut down.

[@veryberry39]

@@Skyebright1 I don't know what it was about that line that had me cracking up. 🤣

[@sarahrupert5320]

😆 😆 Just read this but I had commented the same thing, haha

[@QuincyKane]

@@sarahrupert5320 Great minds think alike 😉

[@jadenbrown4826]

I’m always so impressed how he can make separate stories that also sort of make sense with the bad lip readings. Like the riddle part is so funny because that very well could be a real conversation.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Now I desperately want to see Belle try to play rugby 11 months pregnant

[@TheRealMeanDean]

She's built for it

[@u9Nails]

She's built for it! LMAO! That was a good line.

[@MayumiTodoroki]

​@@TheRealMeanDean dude? How?

[@nickbh15]

I’ll find a ball

[@RGBeanie]

This is a fetish, isn't it?

[@Maerahn]

Not gonna lie, that casual "Oops" from Suddenly Pregnant Bella just seconds after the creepiest make-out scene EVER made me spit-laugh coffee over my screen. Also... is that a new BLR song I hear in the background at the end? When are we going to be blessed with the full version of it? 😃

[@IamJustJ.]

Loving the "Seagulls Stop It Now" in the background at the wedding. I was just waiting to hear "Penny for your thoughts..."

[@AtheistOrphan]

‘I hate Brenda’

[@rotten2209]

"That log had a child"

[@Violethaze5]

That was an especially nice touch.

[@lordsanityfree]

I didn't even notice. Gotta watch again...

[@sarahvincent2305]

Ikr, it was perfect for the wedding.

[@SharkNomNom-ns6qu]

The rugby section had me rolling. Then the turtles. Then the fly. The more cohesive conversations were so good!

[@Alberts_Stuff]

That riddle bit was gold 😂😂😂

[@anneterwilleger7679]

Is the answer "floss"? 😁

[@taylorm7777]

​@anneterwilleger7679 that's pretty good

[@lasshrugged]

He is pretty awful at it for someone who's done like 5 million. Guess quality over quantity holds true.

[@rykemapo]

​@@anneterwilleger7679 I thought the answer would be "Their Bags"

[@mistymalone1692]

Please do last night's debate!!! All I could think while watching was how funny you could make it

[@CritterHouseUSA]

Came here to ask for this! Hope they are working on it. 😂

[@buckbuchanan4902]

"You got a problem?" "Flee, flee...flee."

[@tashasavillacoleman7096]

ikr?! The flee flee flee got me too!

[@cheesefactory4234]

You ever watch "Vampires Suck", the Twilight parody movie? I swear, you'll laugh your @$$ off! 😂

[@SkibbityDibbityDibbityDibbityD]

​@@cheesefactory4234Oh my goodness. I couldn't breathe when they started doing the hustle. I can't even explain why that scene, specifically, was what sent me.

[@cheesefactory4234]

@@SkibbityDibbityDibbityDibbityD "IT'S RAININ' MEN!! HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAININ' MEN, AGAIN!!" XD

[@multifandombish1855]

​@@cheesefactory4234I watched Vampire suck before twilight series and now anytime Aro is in the screen, I can't help but just lol at the thought of Ken jeong playing his character

[@FPwLola]

"ehnrr flee! flee! nnr flee!" can be applied to so many real life situations. I squeal with laughter. Another absolute on-repeater of excellence, thank you! 💗✨

[@Wurzelknecht]

"She's built for it" absolutely killed me.

[@Skyebright1]

What how?

[@Monsterenergy791]

@@Skyebright1 I'll find a ball.

[@jadediquattro5355]

YES! The only way I can sit through the Twilight series. Thank you for making this somewhat palatable.

[@JeffOfTheMountains]

This series is a gold mine for Bad Lip Reading and I'm here for it.

[@MONTALVO-rf6so]

drag talk

[@user-zz2db6yg6l]

jawohl! 😆

[@penguinslippers]

"Turns out those turtles were correct." That line has got me giggling under my covers when I'm supposed to be asleep.

[@laywaylove]

Same, dying!!!

[@bruno3]

It's still better than the original dialogues.

[@marcusaguilar874]

Watch “Let Me In”. It’s like Twilight But Better. But in this one the boy is a human and the girl is a vampire, and they fall in love with each other. It’s scarier and better than Twilight.

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

I thought this was the original dialogue

[@happyninja42]

If you haven't already, I highly recommend you get the Rifftrax audiofiles for the twilight films. they're fantastic.

[@danielcraig2343]

Lumpy cheese was definitely original dialogue

[@Booton91]

Let me in is a bullshit remake.@@marcusaguilar874

[@BethanyNash]

This is the funniest it’s ever been and the bar was already so high for BLR twilight! I’m having a procedure done this morning, about which I am extremely nervous, and this helped take the edge off a little. Thank you for providing laughs for over a decade!

[@dustingutknecht6445]

These videos never cease to make me laugh hysterically every time 😂😂😂

[@10-D-Kai]

"Dreams live forever and ever" "Are you looking at my mouth" Just had to ruin a perfect line😂😂😂

[@jaybee8858]

"do you want to scrub my butt tattoo" I freaking lost it on that one

[@ThrashBandicoot666]

We miss you BLR

[@djsupadupa4690]

“They’re not your friends dude….. just turtles.” 😂😂

[@TheSinfulKnight]

Feel like I waited my whole life for this.

[@carcrashheart]

It’s been like 10 years, I’m so glad more Twilight BLRs are finally getting released

[@marcusaguilar874]

Watch “Let Me In”. It’s like Twilight But Better. But in this one the boy is a human and the girl is a vampire, and they fall in love with each other. It’s scarier and better than Twilight.

[@Batnano]

no thanks@@marcusaguilar874

[@inkoinfinity2]

​@@marcusaguilar874just watch out for that one scene in the original movie

[@HunniebeeGames]

presidential debate?????

[@alhypo]

I haven't watched any of these movies. But I know this BLR improves it 1000%.

[@FPwLola]

Same 😭

[@MS-pi2xu]

Where you at, BLR? Working on anything new??

[@canyouhearmezach]

Jacob: “This is crazy.” Carlisle: “Like your furry scrotum.” Best line in this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Das1dioten]

0:56 they got seagulls playing in the background love these guys

[@billmilligan7272]

Still a better love story than Twilight, even after all these years.

[@StevenTwoTwo]

Always

[@marcusaguilar874]

Watch “Let Me In”. It’s like Twilight But Better. But in this one the boy is a human and the girl is a vampire, and they fall in love with each other. It’s scarier and better than Twilight.

[@billmilligan7272]

@@marcusaguilar874 That's not exactly a high bar to jump a shark over.

[@Hitec_asian]

@@marcusaguilar874 it's not love, you kinda missed all the plot's point. Also, if you want a good vampire movie, watch Only lovers left alive, or Blood red sky.

[@Boxofcare666]

@@marcusaguilar874he isnt a girl tho

[@BARATONE]

Hopefully we get a full version of "Morbid Fascination (with Goodbyes)" - what a beautiful sounding song.

[@317cmrogers]

The songs are always Grammy-worthy lol

[@Shyllantham]

honestly, same, it's so good

[@therealcjc]

Is there a longer version of the song?

[@inthenebula92]

@@therealcjc I'm guessing not :-( tried searching, Shazam, then this comment chain seems to indicate the channel just makes snippets for videos.

[@ladybug2299]

I just spent ten minutes looking for a full version of this then finally saw your comment. Hopefully they’ll make it one day, I’d never stop listening to it.

[@joshuakellerman4104]

Yes! Thank you for continuing to make these. I was just watching your channel last night and wishing there were more videos.

[@sidekickz2180]

2:43 Imagine being one of the lip-reader guys and you see an actor mouthing "you looking at my mouth?"

[@gongozar]

"Dreams live forever and ever" Taylor Lautner reprising his role as Sharkboy

[@BaronSengir1008]

He was recast for We Can Be Heroes...

[@ThatAltGurl]

Yes cuz everytime i watch it i say "dream dream dream dream dreeeaammm" lmfao

[@hootowl5711]

Getting Cinnabon without him is unforgivable. The dude's anger is justified

[@comicgamingnerd223]

That Cinnabon line broke me down in tears..

[@KimiLynn]

Me toooo 😂

[@AngelKisses]

It was a totally valid reaction to the Cinnabon. 😂

[@kronkproductions5570]

They NEVER run out

[@nickj12]

It got me too. I’m so done. 😂😂😂

[@Sorchia56]

My husband just gave me that look and said ‘see, even twinkle fella gets it!’ 😂😂😂 when I was pregnant, I was at Cinnabon everyday and I would end up eating the one I brought home for him. Every time! 😂😂😂

[@peteh.8265]

"Say it." "Lumpy Cheese." I'm dead lol

[@the77don]

"Ruh-ro" put the nail in the coffin. Actually too funny 😂

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Nail in the coffin isn't even an approriate/fitting metaphor here...

[@Rum-Runner]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849I mean it could be if one was making a pun on their being vampires

[@southcalder]

I can confidently say that this is the most Twilight I’ve ever watched.

[@likestoospooge]

I enjoy these so much more than the sports ones. Awesome to have some old school content.

[@PoisondBacon]

Just a suggestion - You guys need to add laugh breaks after the best sections because I can’t pause the video or hear it because I’m laughing so hard. These are so freaking amazing

[@ImahSillyGirl]

"...Floridian shellfish from the gulf", right from the rip you caught me off guard and had me rolling "das ist good"..."Ya wohl" HA! So much awkward. OUTSTANDING job. Honestly, this is my new favorite BLR. 🖖🏻

[@Skyebright1]

I don’t know what you said ;)

[@bbkintanar]

Miss you BLR! Wherever ya'll are at, you guys always make some of the funniest content to ever grace this platform 🔥i get the urge to watch your videos every now and then because they randomly pop out in my head, and then i look to check if you've made anything new!

[@Lynel104]

This is honestly so much better than the actual movie

[@Beutimus]

I want to watch a whole movie like this.

[@collectivelight]

The way he says "who made love to you" is so funny! Also, "This is cwazy" haha.

[@MarcyTrivette]

Bella holding her pregnant belly "Oops." An appropriate reaction for the situation. 😆

[@dashcamandy2242]

"Rugby?" "She's built for it." "Bro - HOW?!" 🤣

[@Unphasedmomma]

3:48 sounded like Merida. "dA FREAKIN taTTOOOO!" 😂

[@roantierney766]

Not Tony Two-Knees!

[@BuzzLightyear01]

2:05 “lumpy cheese” next seen “oops” 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Star_Jewel]

Could you imagine if one of the turtles Jacob talks to is Anthony? That would be a fun crossover event 🐢💚

[@calicruz1992]

YES!!!!

[@marymathews1543]

Jacob would make sure no one does an evil drive-by on Anthony

[@Star_Jewel]

@@marymathews1543 truth

[@jennifer9047]

Ew! He's MUSHY!!!!

[@veryberry39]

I think this is the first one in a long time that actually made me bark-laugh. I'm sharing this with everyone I know.

[@Rad_Dad_Army]

Haven't even fully watched it all but love it. You have helped me through depression and heart break. Laughing heals the heart and you have me in absolute stitches with your videos. Once I nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard. Much love and honesty you save lives ❤❤️‍🔥💪

[@ImahSillyGirl]

@ashleyward760 So glad to hear you're seeking laughter in the midst of depression and heartache, that's so important for healing. If you haven't already, I highly recommend checking out Kitboga(and More Kitboga). Laughing at his videos helped me through the hardest 2 years of my own depression and heartache. He's such a character (or, several characters, I guess.😁) You Matter🫶🏻

[@ashroman6163]

I don’t know why, but the part where she says “Ruh Roh, ‘Scuse me” had the exact right amount of timing and stupidity to make me laugh for several minutes straight.

[@sheFEISTY.43110]

"Who's that papa?" Than disappears caught me off guard. 🤣🤣🤣

[@SkiesTurnedGrey]

LOL the Seagulls music at the reception... _chef's kiss_ Perfection.

[@Hotchpotchsoup]

Edward at 1:24 is very accurate to how the characters speak in the movie

[@amandahallman1091]

Kudos for maintaining the Cullen’s weird, creepy cult vibes. They’re wayyy too close & involved, have a strange fascination with Bella & an inability to socialize appropriately. Meanwhile Jacob’s just *struggling* to cope like a lost little puppy. 😄

[@BrynjarReynisson]

I love that they use their songs in the background😂 The yoda seagulls song at the wedding reception😂

[@cbstrevel]

Anyone else here because this is the last video from BLR and I'm on the lookout for one forTrump / Kamala debate?

[@adamjoseph6122]

Love all you do, BLR!! Please please please do the Star Wars prequels!! I can't imagine how funny you'd make Anakin! 🤣🙏🏼

[@polyglotwave]

Slightly different, but Auralnauts has a good range of Star Wars vids in the style of BLR

[@609snoopy]

HELLO WHEN THE HELL IS THE VIDEO GONNA COME OUT WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE AND ALL THE ADDRESSES HURRY UP GODDAMNIT

[@likestoospooge]

3:03. She’s built for rugby. 😂

[@Skyebright1]

What how?

[@WeezieV]

The fly in the room comment. "That's just his tiny little voice." "No, that's the wings that you're hearing." 😅

[@TheOneAndOnlyBobbie]

Glad to see this series make a return lmfao, it was one of my favs next to the Highschool Musical one. ALSO THE AGGRESSIVE SUCKY KISSY SOUNDS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD- 0:40

[@Holicannoli47]

“Flee, flee, flee!”😂😂 “Was it Rick? Mustachioed Vincent?” Why is Alice Scottish 😂 How in the world do they match all of the words up so perfectly 😂

[@Skyebright1]

The freaking tattoo!

[@laalaa99stl]

Love the Yoda cameo! "Show you some dance moves. Mmmm!"

[@BaronSengir1008]

Seagulls, mmm! Stop it now!

[@jacobgarland3257]

That was the best part. Hilarious that they would be listening to, "Seagulls, Stop it Now." I just mentioned that song in a text last night.

[@hanburgundy4317]

Why has it been seven months?

[@peterlewis2178]

This is just his hobby, he makes them when he feels like it in his spare time. For the past several years, that's averaged out to maybe a few videos a year or less.

[@blackshard641]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@armisael82]

Yoda's seagulls song playing at the wedding reception.

[@georgemitchell2466]

Where you going gremlin 😂

[@carriesolomonmusic]

Such a good film. And so relatable. I was also confused and upset when my partner went to the mall and got a Cinnabon without me. And when I found out turtles were not my friends, but just turtles that couldn’t talk😢

[@jeremyhayes9793]

Thank god! I was afraid yall were on yr way out with the gaps in-between videos! The world Needs more BLR, laughter is one of the universal languages after all 😂

[@divineglitch9550]

he's given up there's been so much good lip reading in this election . he's left us without bad lip reading.

[@junco88]

This is the only reason I'll watch anything Twilight. Keep it up!

[@raw-g93]

Is this channel dead now?

[@peterlewis2178]

No, just very slow and infrequent

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

I love how the "Seagulls" song was playing in the background at the party.

[@AtheistOrphan]

Great subtle reference to Yoda’s ‘Seagulls’. In my opinion the greatest-ever BLR video.

[@dabootvv]

is that the yoda song playing in the background at 0:58? :DDD

[@kingsodashark2194]

Yes indeed

[@st6086]

Wow, this actually improved Twilight. My wife convinced me to got to the cinema to watch a twilight movie and I’ve never trusted her opinion since.

[@arielle222]

I'll be laughing at mustachioed vincent for the rest of the week

[@Roy.A]

I personally think Tony 2-Knees is the father... 🤔

[@riabouchinska]

@@Roy.A my money's on Boggy Dank

[@Dante2056]

​@@riabouchinskaWell, we know it obviously isn't Rick.

[@phoenixmistertwo8815]

2:12 ..."Oops". Love it!

[@lazy1ninja1]

1:44 They would pack their bag(s). You can't pack things into clothes, toothbrush, tickets, etc.

[@CatsKitKats]

Neener kills me everytime

[@Vikanuck]

“Das is gut?” haha I never know what to expect from these things but always end up laughing so hard every time 😂

[@Skyebright1]

Jawohl ;)

[@Vikanuck]

Haha 😂

[@terdsie]

As fantastic as this is, nothing will ever beat "dude, you slapped a fiiiish."

[@CheMansur]

I need that song/music which starts at 0:59

[@inkoinfinity2]

"That scarecrow could be one of your friends and you could go 'hey friend' naw mean?" 😂

[@Garfunkels_Funky_Uncle]

LUMPY CHEESE!

[@debilepskihiphop]

Jacob and Edward having a rivalry over turtles that can speak is my new head canon

[@Caeljharden]

“You wanna scrub my butt tattoo?” is the most romantic thing I have ever heard

[@magicalfairyambience]

The twilight ones are my favorite! I cried laughing, I laughed until I cried, I laughed so hard that I silent laughed then I laugh farted, I laughed so hard that I made other people laugh and I spit out my coffee and then snorted and pushed someone off their chair 😂