"TWILIGHT III" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: ECLIPSE

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[@something7676]

That one part where Jacob and Bella ganged up on Edward for being pale.

[@jameschauvet3140]

Trashmouth Tori Sun tan thats what you neeed.. lmao

[@makayla1933]

Trashmouth Tori LOL

[@jedisydney3285]

Haha ikr 😂😂

[@avawerner8937]

Do you ever just wanna have a centipede in your pocket just in case you wanted to eat it? Why would I want that- Because you’d like it! That’s really weird. You need a suntan! He’s right

[@Ikea_cinamonbuns]

Lol

[@unicornfart3303]

"He's a meanie" "He just hurt my feelings" *"also, he just hurt my skin"*

[@xiangmusha8994]

I legit LOVED that

[@poopdeckbaitchest2505]

He also gets poor grades.

[@jerry6830]

Huh 😁

[@taestykooks8054]

ARMY..?

[@zari2vaildd8]

Bruh Edward lookin like he was gonna say bitch you kissed my girl how am I the meanie

[@dee6495]

I love how Jasper just speaks in Simlish now and Carlisle is his translator

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

I think you mean the most elegant French ever

[@TheWorstType]

LMAO and the intensity of the translation "he said you're fat." "did he?" "YEAH!"

[@teresabaker8651]

“Can you train a pig” “To do what” “To harm my grandpa” “And gramama” “You know pigs don’t have human hands” “What” “Bingo”

[@your_local_anime_gorl1780]

Haha pig

[@thepandaqueen420]

I read this as it said it

[@babyface7461]

“Pig”

[@gracie9133]

When she punches Jacob round the face and he just keeps going huh huh huh huh

[@Mallenaudrix]

The most similar scene to the actual movie scene...

[@queenofwrath7823]

X,D

[@Seca95]

I didn’t even notice how he kept saying “HUH” even after she punched him before seeing your comment😂 that’s hilariour🤣🤣

[@socks8717]

Her said a bad thing to me *bad punch* *Death to the fingeys* HUH? HUH?

[@sevenbelledays7800]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lily.9509]

Edward with the tambourine is everything

[@dimavchebanenko]

I need a кино кино life к. и

[@BoringEggo]

Honestly

[@jpmpcpop]

What scene was that?

[@Amy21650]

Jamie there’s one at around 1:10 and one at 3:24- 3:40 where he sings a song

[@leeannparker6302]

Omg, that was the best. For a minute there, I thought I must've fallen asleep during that scene in the movie all 150 times I've seen it🤣🤣🤣 but nope, it was never there.

[@voyager1568]

If this was what Jacob was actually like, I think everyone would’ve been team Jacob. These lines are killing me

[@SnowdropWood]

This is what Jacob was actually like. 😂

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

99% was already team Jacob. This would have made 100% team Jacob.

[@JackMarisKnight]

Jacob's himbo levels are bested only by Emmett.

[@tinabean4278]

....HUUHHHH?

[@eyebrowcow5914]

“I bonked ma kitteh” Is a quote I love to throw around with no context and the people that get it, gain my ultimate respect

[@conortopasna9623]

"All because I can't look where I throw things! "

[@kaitlynmckenna1428]

“You ever wanna have a centipede” “you know in your pocket just in case you’d wanna eat it” Edward: “no why would you-“ “CuZ yOuD lIkE iT!?”

[@kyliemontgomrmery2215]

😂

[@evesutherland2787]

🤣🙃🙃

[@treyjohnson846]

You really need a sun tan

[@mooshie3634]

Sun tan that’s what you need

[@chipman45]

MJ Production He’s right

[@Avigdor404]

For a minute I honestly thought there was some strange tambourine in this movie that I somehow missed hahahah

[@tonymacaroni3712]

Me too!! I was like damn, do I need to rewatch this movie?

[@aprilberry429]

+Walter Shmitty I seriously thought I missed something LOL

[@rosieposie3213]

yessss I'm like wait am I forgetting something

[@mooki3babiiyonkerz]

+Walter Shmitty until i saw this comment I did too. I was like wait a minute lol

[@elementalchick407]

did you guys see Edward holding the doll in the bed? I've seen this a ton of times and that was the first time I noticed it...they also added a microphone

[@djsojuicy]

The betrayal in Edward's face when Bella agreed with Jacob about Edward needing a sun tan took me out 😂

[@Shmem_]

I say “I bonked my kittay” all the time, for years, because of this

[@YTistooannoying]

Me too!!

[@ninjabrianbb13]

SAMEE😂😂

[@mariagazzola]

Jacob: Sun tan, that's what you need. Bella: He's right. Edward: Wounded face gasp

[@bennjohnson7806]

His face was all. 👁👄👁

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

Bella is a savage in unmeasurable levels in this video fr

[@LuckyGhoul]

I mean... He's not wrong

[@mysteriousdays]

"He said we should all make out." "I thought we just did." I'm actually dead.

[@erikthomas9228]

Me too....then,..all of the sudden...chickens wore smelt mittens.....hot potato...

[@mr.-iuslee971]

R.I.P. I feew sowree fow you' mudda!

[@kaizsaa]

I LAUGHED SO HARD😂😂😂

[@flackstar007]

How goes the afterlife? Are there any hot potato's to keep stuff down?

[@quinnbrew4305]

The part where Bella punches Jacob in the face and then he follows her and makes the weird honking noise is hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣

[@finelineselectric5074]

That part had me laughing so hard! 😂

[@sherbert85]

Every time Edward randomly pulls out that tambourine... literally has me in stitches!!🤣 This is pure genius

[@edgyemoturtle6983]

Teacher: Yes Jacob? Jacob: **points at Bella** HER SAID A BAD THING TO ME

[@BBoxn]

HUH! Was he wearing a hat?

[@horrorqueen3457]

she's a meanie

[@somerandomcommenter2591]

Haan?

[@WilonaC]

HUH

[@kayleeborders8702]

😭🤣

[@Mrradiorebel]

Bad lip reading needs to make a full version of the hot potato song

[@yuciehayashi266]

YES! And the magic cloak song please!

[@erikajeanbranzuela2502]

I love that part..

[@Sp00ksOdyssey]

did they ever do that?? I want it XD

[@avawerner8937]

YESSSSS!!!

[@shrekyboo7543]

500th like

[@dorklord9561]

Honestly, watching Edward and Jacob talk about assasin pigs is a million times better than watching them go at eachothers throat 24/7

[@b.belle1782]

Jasper not speaking any known language and needing an interpreter is just the best.

[@amandahallman1091]

Yes and with a thick southern accent, too 😂

[@burgerbattle]

*Hey you know what, I have jeggings for my pelican.* _Wait dude what?_ *HUNH?* _You just said th--_ *H U N H ?*

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

a ten year old that is obsessed with the game if I ever become a cannibal I’m going to eat a fat fellow

[@LexandKayYoureGeye]

a ten year old that is obsessed with the game literally my fav part.

[@DammnDeejay]

"You have the record for frowning" "I just want some lettuce" 😂😂😂

[@DammnDeejay]

0:42 we all agreed

[@autumnanderson2695]

Such is Life yep, lmao

[@cewekacv]

ricky risolles

[@cewekacv]

ricky risolleson

[@hunterwoodring1102]

All of jasper's scenes absolutely killed me 🤣

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

Jacob is just 24/7 in toddler mode and I love it

[@Dog-Frog008]

It matches the mind of the girl he imprinted on.

[@amelia_rosekellerman2706]

“He’s a meanie. He hurt my feelings. He hurt my skin” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@naschaowl9750]

And he gets poor grades!

[@avayalastname6986]

limelight 🤪

[@Mexicantajin19]

Just wanted to say I love your pfp hi

[@tjselwyn7003]

Such a Sweetiee

[@kiraelise3989]

“Do you ever just wanna have a centipede just in case you wanna eat it?”

[@trance4331]

Tyler Tyrone cause you like it

[@username-nextquestionimaun8874]

Kira205 not really 😂

[@marina.gansey]

〰Trance uhh, that’s really weird

[@crystalrose8787]

Jacob: "All because I can't look where I throw things. I BONKED MY KITTEY!"

[@deanrussell7311]

i love how edward is suddenly the most normal character of this entire film and actually... likeable

[@dedraw8951]

Ha yeah

[@21chemicalatthedisco93]

"Can you train a pig?" "To do what?" "Like to hurt my grand pa. And gramd-mama?"

[@Skyebright1]

Arianna Dovahkiin you want an assassin pig?

[@allyssapineda8272]

Arianna Dovahkiin a pig doesn't have human hands. Wut? ;-;

[@anitakiss8017]

Arianna Dovahkiin 😘😘😘

[@wilma2317]

"Hehe. Pig"

[@hellothere8875]

Arianna Dovahkiin "uh, you're looking for an assassin pig."

[@bellaskeeter8866]

Edward is legit the only sort of normal one. Everyone else is just weird.

[@jaelcurtisp9126]

Thats a first!

[@shaylamarie1281]

2:18 but.....

[@rylanaustin8837]

Bella Skeeter yeah

[@blissvii9756]

They're all weird in this saga 😂

[@taulani7598]

What about Charlie? Note that Edward did watch Bella in her sleep lol No hate against our lord and saviour Stephanie Mayer lol

[@hayleystanza5263]

Jacob saying “Huh” like that makes me laugh so hard

[@emilymeyers6069]

HUAHHHHH

[@ET-xc2bn]

I officially love the person who voices Jacob! Ugh it’s literally just too funny 😂 😂 😂

[@royalemeraldbuilder5058]

It's all the same guy!

[@stuflames4769]

"I believe he said we should all make out." "I thought that we just did!" *Shame faced Bella*

[@RookyRxb57]

Me: °^° eXcusE mE wT-

[@roopassion]

😂😂😂

[@adanna3355]

No one: No one at all: No one in this ENTIRE universe: Jacob: hUh?!

[@taestykooks8054]

Adanna Ezirike ARMY..?

[@adanna3355]

@@taestykooks8054 Damn right I am Wassup gurl/bro

[@lunaaa534]

I laughed too hard at that scene, what has quarantine done to my sense of humor😭

[@dreamcatcher.kep1er718]

Taesty Kookies yess

[@udnn]

I'm uploading twilight stuff, please subscribe to my channel : )

[@alenak5171]

I only watched twilight once, I thought the Moss book was actually in the movie. I was so confused 😂. "Take this and burn it" I'm dying!

[@lillid9273]

No one: Literally no one: Edward: dRagONs aRe gReAt iN sevErAl waYs

[@WhisperNanny]

asexuals be like

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Now I imagine Edward being surrounded by Smaug, the dragons from Game of Thrones and Reign of Fire, Rayquaza, Shenron, and King Ghidorah

[@asinicw9906]

Is he wrong tho

[@sciencenyan2055]

"Suntan that's what you need" "he's right"

[@thatgirlcheree]

Science Nyan "Huh... huh... huh..."

[@lebean1291]

"He's right" 😂😂😂

[@athnyperez317]

Science Nyan dude when Jacob said that I started dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leahaj2449]

well he’s obviously not wrong lol

[@beccabjerky]

“I bonked my kittay” literally I’ve seen this 4 times and I still had to pause it so I could laugh for a couple minutes 😂😂

[@gregcahalan1105]

4:31 I WAS CRACKING UP!!

[@-scxorpio2462]

Lolll yesss

[@samanthakatelynn8306]

I feel that 🥴

[@SerenityFoster7077]

I watch this literally everyday

[@sashahorselova]

Me too! Lol favorite part

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

Jacob acts like a toddler 24/7 and has some pretty concerning aggressive tendencies but not in the way you would think Jasper speaks in gibberish/french and Carlisle understands it somehow Bella is savage in unmeasurable levels, she would make Regina George cry Edward is just a chill dude who wants to vibe with his tambourine and no one lets him, poor guy Rosalyn can’t take anymore of people’s shit, which is very fitting for her character And Mike has something against moss Why wasn’t the original movie like this? Why wasn’t Vampires Suck like this?

[@Yaffayaffa1984]

This comment lollllll

[@skeebydobopbopanetflixoriginal]

jacob: can you train a pig? edward; to do what? jacob: like harm my grandpa *edwards face of disappointment*

[@ariahazelwood3842]

"Teen Wolf, Lestat, just chill" I can'tttttt 💀💀

[@michelleadamchak1330]

Best line in this whole video!

[@jakepullman4914]

Very Tony Stark-esque.

[@kuromyou7969]

Actually the best part of the whole movie.

[@thefarmingsimulatoraddict1885]

Absolutely loved that line

[@Tasha22Bella]

Did a double take like, Charlie is on point😭😂😂🤣

[@emmaadewole3252]

Jacob was triggered when Bella ruined the song lol

[@evangelinarobinson1412]

Hot potato!!

[@horrorqueen3457]

dropped her in the woods and probably ran away

[@mollyfizz295]

That tambourine caught me so off guard-

[@Trashcat_7]

I love the part were Jacob keeps on going HUH!? HUH!? HUH!? 😂😂😂

[@Heavenlydevil]

4:34 "I bonked my kittaaaay" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@urmom-kc8do]

Heaven Markham when my friend and I get into a fight sometimes one of us will say that and we both start laughing to clear the waters

[@Heavenlydevil]

Madeline Lange lol that's awesome

[@albertsstuffkeyboardlamber1798]

Heaven Markham 😂😂😂😂

[@ChristianAVS]

LMAo

[@BarthelemyLesaint]

Yer, that one was monumental !

[@jisookomblackpinkkru256]

''HUH? HUHH? HUUUUUHHHH?????'' 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertimmanuel577]

Came here for that😂 I know it's a bit too late but it never gets old

[@shabuqazi86]

this got me laughing straight for 5 minutes...with whole train cabin people's eyes on me

[@saviramahmood8936]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AmandeepKaur-gd4fp]

That was epic...🤣😂😂😂

[@kuramakenshin4209]

That one killed me 😂

[@noneya3635]

"Her said something bad to me... HUH? HUH?" "You're such a sweetieeeee!" Jacob is a special little short bus buddy that needs everyone's love.

[@Drbritneyspears]

The way they did Jake is so good. Def makes up for him imprinting on a bb

[@nanaba9811]

„Jimma jah mah fah mah jeega burga“ „I don’t speak french“ That one killed me😂😂😂

[@12aisawe44]

Robin dogil fish abidig adagle

[@12aisawe44]

😂

[@haileyclark2378]

He just wanted a burger

[@shes_lovely4006]

Edward: *im ready to sing.* Jasper: *jshebvd check sbzhsbs.* Edward: o.O *i dont speak the french.* Carsile: *i think he said we all should makeout.* Rosalie: *i thought that we just did...* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stonneyup]

"I would like to address my wart.. the one on my knee... you see i just wanna cheer it of...maybe tuck it in a tray or a decrotive box and no-one could find it would be a secret.... hidden away.. like my frisbi " best quote i've ever heard for sure!!

[@kayleeklawiter1109]

The serious look on his face when he says he’ll eat a fat fellow is priceless

[@FactsAtYourFingertips123]

'Can you train a pig?' 'To do what?' 'Like harm my Grandpa'

[@TheHallieLogan]

***** uh.... your looking for an assassin pig?

[@TheHallieLogan]

Dude, they're not something you can like ... purchase at the mall. You do realize that a pig doesn't really have human hands?

[@ethanp1348]

Hallie Logan What?

[@dannis6660]

***** hehe pigg

[@allibiermaier2627]

"You know they don't have human hands?"

[@leopanthera2405]

I BONKED MA KITTAY!!!

[@amber5409]

ik i was wheezing 🤣🤣🤪

[@littlechick5517]

😂

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

*_This is 1000x times more entertaining. I love Jacob even more now._*

[@Morrisseys7thFriend]

"I just hit the cat. And all because I can't look... where I throw things." Has me on the floor every time 😂

[@swethaduggiraala6235]

"What do you need?" "Can you find me a drummer?" "No, but I can find a loser" ROASTTTTTT 😂😂😂

[@gluestickcum]

XD agreed strongly.

[@emily-ku2ib]

For a good 2 minutes I thought Edward actually had a tambourine :/

[@kayhines794]

Wait did he not have a tambourine in the movies?

[@leahwilliams9577]

@@kayhines794 no 😂

[@blackunicorn6351]

Rosalie and her glue stick 😁

[@amandahallman1091]

Jacob & his tissue that’s still wet…Mike & his “All About Moss” book 😜

[@gianna526]

I haven't watched the movie before, and I thought he actually had the tambourine.

[@davidbouncer3760]

Bela: *farts* Edward : Smells like a freaking egg roll. 😂

[@cherryfreckle]

Rewatching these years later and they're still just as funny ☺ it's a shame you never did the final two films though

[@kirsten1199]

"If I ever become a cannibal, I'm gonna eat a fat fellow"

[@white_niggu7839]

ToFail_ToSuceed haaaah

[@clintwright3190]

I have no clue about any of this, all I know is this is about some vampires and werewolves. Why does that one guy, who is probably a vampire by the way he looks, have a random tamberine?

[@kayleeniskpoptrash3618]

kirstennxoxo that part came on as I read this XD

[@heidiwintour7449]

AGymnastsJourney same

[@kazzking4021]

wym?.

[@kayladeangelis3490]

"If I ever become a cannibal, I'm gonna eat a fat fellow." "I think you're siiick."

[@lilyfaith4872]

Her said a bad thing to meee.... huh

[@tarrynpeacock1316]

Lol

[@amandahallman1091]

0:17 ‘Cause I’m in a DIAPERRRR🙇🏽 LMAO right out the gate

[@posty_lovers_gang3068]

“I’m ready to sing” * pulls out a Tamarine* had me on the floor 😭

[@rebekahjackson5996]

Tambourine love 🥰

[@mylagonzales6350]

"Can you train a pig?" "To do what?" "To harm my grandpa... and my grandmama." 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@emilymartin2652]

This one got me the most 🤣

[@potatoegaming3437]

@Настюша Демина lmfaooo that’s got me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

It killed me

[@williamg8269]

I think I pissed in my pants during the Grover mask scene the first time I watched this.

[@vanshitadixit2387]

Edward's facial reaction was so accurate at that point

[@Elien4Atalaya]

The secret's out, people! Kristen hardly smiles on camera... because no one gives her any f*cking lettuce... *The more you know*!!!

[@liambuffet3328]

Elien4Atalaya *gasp* . . . that explains everything. . .

[@fin7631]

I BELIEVE IN LETTUCE OwO

[@fin7631]

^u^

[@pushista9322]

Kristen doesn't smile because she f*cking has the right not to smile when she doesn't want to

[@Elien4Atalaya]

Brynn TempleWood Dude, chill. We're just joshin' around. Kris is alright. :-)

[@Jenifer_R_]

I watched this yesterday and I am STILL laughing at the goose honking punch-in-the-face scene.

[@chandler2927]

I love how Jacob still says ''huh?'' when Bella is in pain! lol

[@39Hundred]

All of the people that disliked this video are meanies. They hurt my feelings.

[@thatonepersononyoutuberigh4140]

And my skin. And they get poor grades.

[@isabellefernandez2518]

Marshall Street they also hurt my skin

[@blindbags6742]

They also hurt my skin And... and.. they get poor grades

[@lunayoshi]

And they can't look where they throw things!

[@angelalexander3131]

Marshall Street And my skin 😂

[@quaintrelle.6369]

No one: Absolutely no one at all: Jacob: I bOnKeD MaH KiTtY

[@lunaaa534]

IM CRYING IHSDUFGHNJH JHG

[@quaintrelle.6369]

I didn’t realize how much likes it got until now. Thanks!

[@SimStarr]

😭😂

[@Tasha22Bella]

😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@irenearts0113]

I was looking for this comment

[@ketrianrenolsin9608]

Lol the bit with the tamborine. But once I heard 'morning dew' as the back ground music, I struggled to concentrate on what they were saying. Fabulous.

[@amandahallman1091]

🎶GgrrRANde TaCo 🙊 🙉 🙈🎶

[@MonasteryOfSilence]

Bella's reaction to all the weird stuff is so good i died laughing.

[@StudioAnnLe]

Suntan, that's what you need….He's right!!! LOL

[@ArianaMeeper]

hey ann cx

[@klaranavarezd4868]

also guys did you know you could be cheating your own luck ? for real just find and watch this video *"Andrew B Cloverfield"* and cheer me later on :3

[@dingdong4826]

Ann Le {Anneorshine} noooo

[@tinypastelmia4059]

Literly the story of my life

[@dingdong4826]

He is hot when he is pale

[@catalinamejia4851]

Edward is a Meany. Edward hurt Jacobs feelings. And he gets poor grades.

[@charlottenot9497]

And his skin**

[@ashleybagley8379]

Jacob is way better!! Looks personality

[@jamesredline1352]

“Ya’ll were never at Seaworld” “Yeah that’s right. Cuz I was doin crunches” Im dead this never gets old 😂

[@amandahallman1091]

Lol and the part right before that when they start fighting & Edward goes “What the heck bra!!” still makes me laugh so hard, I never expect it or his voice to sound like that 🤣

[@TheLaurenAndrea]

“I bonked mah kitteh,” never fails to crack me up.

[@pearlrhaelynn5411]

THE TAMBORINE PARTS ARE GENIUS *deathhhhh*

[@jennieee2727]

“Because I’m in a diaperrr” 😂

[@mlcarmon]

“you want the plaid one?”

[@marina.gansey]

Tyler Tyrone with the diamonds

[@heccinpotato839]

Those are not diamonds well the decorate everything good

[@arkhammass5935]

I dont care how many times I watch this. "Her said a bad thing to me" always kills me.

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

Edward with the tambourine and then Jasper afterward made me laugh so hard

[@woolffiee4510]

Jasper: rogledoglefishabadagledagle Jacob: Oh snap, whats that post to mean

[@Ligma-Peavey]

Gollabinnow..glivvashimps

[@mrtumnus3457]

De wogga wooga hava chee

[@Ligma-Peavey]

@@mrtumnus3457 😂

[@myabaylor8362]

He's a meanie, he hurt my feelings...and my skin...and..and he gets poor grades.

[@mreeping]

Whoever does the voice of jacob and chewbacca in these needs to call me every morning for a wake-up call. Haha!! Always makes me laugh

[@soul1380]

Oh. My. Goodness. I just cried with laughter. My kids love these.

[@GodlyM69]

Jacob: if I ever become a cannibal I’m gonna eat a fat fellow

[@Beautifullytragic6]

The tambourine...genius.

[@clumsyclunt]

Beautifullytragic6 I

[@redvdtx]

Its been 7 years and i still have this memorized and i cannot stop quoting it.

[@jessiesykes2760]

This is my most favourite I listen to it multiple times a year. Thanks for making this 💜

[@zephera4205]

"Dang it I just hit the cat, all because I can't look where I throw things.” HA

[@jullianac]

Lol

[@AlexOdellOG]

joey graceffa dan?

[@IamSoFluffeh]

ow :c

[@potatoegirl5815]

+Dana “Chickeeta” Marie did I hear Joey omg I love him

[@pvnkstar3mmy]

I bonked mah kittay

[@jamaltaylor5]

Man I lost it when Edward start singin with the tambourine 🤣🤣🤣

[@briannadreyer7435]

The funniest thing is that Robert Pattinson actually used to go to open mic nights and sing all the time before he became super famous😂I wonder if he ever used a tambourine lol

[@nevaehlumiere5418]

I just stumbled onto this. I was actually just watching twilight clips and this popped on. Omg it's the funniest stuff!!! I'm on the floor laughing so hard!

[@DanielBMaximoff]

1:42 Best part of the whole video.

[@autumnanderson2695]

Daniel Maximoff yep

[@MalettraJackson]

Daniel Maximoff TOTALLY 😍😍

[@jayduhh_4280]

Daniel Maximoff hahahahaah

[@Hayden_Cat]

Huh

[@michalnazarian2625]

haha so true

[@secretfruitrollup5132]

I need to say my alphabet And I can never trust skeletons Don’t you wanna set me down? I just want my Lilly pad Heh heh HOT POTATO! Yeah, one time I bit a geese My left shoe leaks sock grease Mmm that’s gross Ate a big leech Eww how’d you keep it down? HOT POTATO! The Tin Man sat in the soup Of course he did! GYAH!! YOU JUST WRECKED THE BEATTT!!!

[@sophirrr3441]

@@Zoe-tp4bh There is captions

[@thefrogsscalp777]

...and I will find a new fishy... first Edward punched a fish in Twilight, Bella exclaimed “fish breasts!” in New Moon. And then in Eclipse Edward sings to Bella about a new fishy. LOL

[@ohshit4860]

I love that Edward is the voice of reason here

[@hijadokisaudagar]

"I have jeggings for my pelican"

[@SuperPrestogamer]

Parth Rodrigues HUH?

[@kayleeborders8702]

Super Prestogamer HUH?

[@soapmcdroppin4765]

HUH?

[@thatfutureawesomeaccountan6917]

You ever just wanna have a centipede, ya know, in your pocket just in case you wanted to eat it?

[@connorstuckey3885]

why would i do that?

[@neeshasmith5626]

cause you'd like it

[@jorgianamaria]

suntan, that's what you need

[@Olivia-mp5ux]

"He's right"

[@kayleeniskpoptrash3618]

That Future Awesome Accountant THAT PART JUST CAME ON THE SECOND I WAS ABOUT TO READ THIS!

[@eelizabethxx9260]

6:26 Rosalie: Do you have a glue stick...?

[@Skyebright1]

Geez I need some glue

[@chorizojoe8282]

He’s a meanie, he just hurt feelings. Also, he hurt my skin, an- and he gets poor grades