G'day everyone! Sorry for not doing anything on KZbin for a while lol. Had a busy time reinstalling Windows and getting all my programs working on my computer again but alas here is a short video as I prepare to obliterate my hard drive with Gaiden footage very soon
@pockigit7668 Жыл бұрын
i was starting to worry that u were eaten by some spider
@KillerPopChilly Жыл бұрын
don't worry i still love ya
@felman87 Жыл бұрын
A while? It's only been 3 weeks. My awhile is going away for months.
@AlexPeter9582 Жыл бұрын
You have to be a Japanese citizen for the custom battle text to happen. If you get in a fight as a tourist you will be introduced as ‘MAN’
@yellowguy5598 Жыл бұрын
'man'? you mean the guy from a̶r̶k̶ham asylum?
@Hezzadude12 Жыл бұрын
Hold on... Man? Like Man from r/BatmanArkham?
@morbingo96 Жыл бұрын
Man...from aslume?
@MugdhaMahdiShams Жыл бұрын
Can you introduce me as JONKLER?
@elijahfyffe5176 Жыл бұрын
Not exactly, andre richardson got “CIA agent”. It’s based off Japanese street cred, not citizenship.
@SpadeOfNades Жыл бұрын
Aside from the fact it made me burst out laughing, Menaymez Tim genuinely sounds like something out of Ace Attorney
@puuro- Жыл бұрын
I always wondered why when Ichiban fights Kiryu the title card is ”The fourth chairman of the Tojo clan Kiryu Kazuma” when his name is supposed to be unknown to Ichiban
@morbingo96 Жыл бұрын
should have been the equivalent to majima's "Massive man"
@gerbil8395 Жыл бұрын
"Menacing man"
@queuedjar457828 күн бұрын
He probably overheard Saejima saying "The Dragon of Dojima" during the clan disbandment thing so even that could pop up.
@amberhernandez Жыл бұрын
For Yagami at least, the food gets teleported directly into his phone. It's why he can stop time mid-ragdoll to check his phone and pull out six rounds of sushi, but can't when his phone is missing! (His pockets are the shortcut slot/s)
@memoriaz.016 Жыл бұрын
From what I've seen in various RGG game's Dynamic Intros (mostly from your videos) and people's theory in comments and such, the name that pops out depends on how your playable character (or PC moving forward) views your enemies. So those dynamic intros and fight intros that has only name (e.g. Daigo Dojima in RGG5) implies the PC knows them personally, while those that only has affiliation (e.g. Gangsters and Men in Black) implies the PC only know them based on their manner and/or attire. This might be why sometimes the dynamic intro's subtitle changes between subsequent fight (e.g. Joon-Gi Han in RGG6) because it's based on the PC's current knowledge of their enemy.
@SnowiestAngeman Жыл бұрын
So what you’re saying is is that if Ushio from the opening of Yakuza Like a Dragon was a playable character, when he fights Ichiban, Ichiban’s title card would be cumstain. This is valuable information
@Hezzadude12 Жыл бұрын
@@SnowiestAngeman MR CUMSTAIN - Cumstain of the Arakawa Family
@mattvin2503 Жыл бұрын
@@SnowiestAngeman Majima seeing M A S S I V E M A N in Yakuza 0 also supports this
@creativename1673 Жыл бұрын
But then why are Kiryu, Majima and Saejima in LAD introduced with their full names and titles? Ichiban clearly doesn't know who they are. Did they pay extra for their names to ALWAYS show up? Or are playable characters just built different and subconsciously know each other, what with Kiryu having Akiyama and Tanimura's full names in their fight in 4?
@memoriaz.016 Жыл бұрын
@@creativename1673 I think those are supposed to be our knowledge that fills the information in. Maybe the game consider us the person who controls the MCs, thus also having that knowledge? Also consider that while Ichi doesn't recognize Kiryu, Majima, and Saejima, his party members (probably) do.
@DinoDave935 Жыл бұрын
I cant wait for Yakuza 8 where we have to fight his evil brother, Menaymez Notim
@klaus.sfc01official30 Жыл бұрын
If you have an encounter in Japan from my analysis you will probably be called: "SnowiestAngeman" Australian Man Ex of Greg Chun And your theme would be an 18th century version of bakamitai sung by Greg Chun. Atleast that's what my analysis has gotten as a result though we understand still so little of the japanese event called "the enemy encounter" that there can always be room for doubt. I hope this answers your question i wish you a nice day but in Australian. :)
@bananabuns1369 Жыл бұрын
it makes sense that kiryu can hold 10 spaghetti bowls, you know how many pockets men's suits have? imagine is kiryu wore cargo pants, he could hold MORE spaghetti bowls
@Arthur-rh3oo Жыл бұрын
bruh imagine if we get to play as Saejima again and his inventory space is like times 10 Kiryu's for this reason lmao
@somesadnormie5881 Жыл бұрын
"What is your spaghetti policy here?"
@BnanaDuk Жыл бұрын
This really doesn't need to be so funny to me, but just the thought of someone going to japan and starting a street fight expecting to see yakuza-esque title cards is actually hilarious lmao
@Hezzadude12 Жыл бұрын
Hey SnowiestAngeman I am here to report that I punched someone in the face when I was last in Japan and I have presently been held in custody with the police for 8 months, they said I only have 4 minutes and 39 seconds of free time before I am interrogated again so I am typing this comment as I am watching the video, although the video is starting to come to an end so I don't know if I will get to finish this com
@sufyaanbulbulia4455 Жыл бұрын
Noooooooo come back we need to know what was the title card of the person you punched and what background music was playing
@klaus.sfc01official30 Жыл бұрын
The police stopped them before they could spoiler gaiden. They punched the finalboss of gaiden as of my analysis results.
@thatrandomcrit5823 Жыл бұрын
2:37 someone proceeds to flinch
@mattvin2503 Жыл бұрын
Im suprised Massive Man wasnt mentioned in the title card section
@Tybell702 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Gaiden videos from you. They're gonna be so hype!
@Raymond670 Жыл бұрын
Menaymez Tim sounds like a very scary name
@HilariousOperation9 ай бұрын
I was recently playing the Kiwami 2 Silly Mod and I was utterly convinced the Poppo plate of spaghetti was something added for the mod. I figured there was no way that wasn't some massive joke.
@wertyppl Жыл бұрын
I am watching this video in a capsule hotel in Tokyo right now. Guess I have a job to do. There are enough bikes parked around here.
@EvilMightyTrash Жыл бұрын
Video games
@SnowiestAngeman Жыл бұрын
I 100% agree with this very philosophical statement
@totally_a_box Жыл бұрын
tv games
@weedGato Жыл бұрын
Wrong
@Hezzadude12 Жыл бұрын
@@totally_a_box Do you think TV Games are accepting of Monitor Games? Or do you think they might dislike each other?
@totally_a_box Жыл бұрын
@@Hezzadude12 Monitor Games hates TV Games and is only accepting of Projector Games
@mylesm6933 Жыл бұрын
I forget which game says it, but there's an in-universe reason for them going after running people, and that being that somebody in a rush is more likely to hand over their wallet without a fight, since they got places to be.
@foodwich2132 Жыл бұрын
3:52 That could actually be explained by the fact that at the time 6 takes place Sky Finance had been closed down. It would actually make less sense if it did say it.
@kraye_ Жыл бұрын
Love your content lad
@SnowiestAngeman Жыл бұрын
Thank you, lad
@pollitochicken9270Ай бұрын
@@SnowiestAngeman Like A Dragon
@Giganimm Жыл бұрын
if mr. like a dragon was real i know i would shit
@Alex169o Жыл бұрын
VERY VERY VERY BASED MR ANGIE MAN (now we need the second part of looking at the files of the yakuza games)
@SnowiestAngeman Жыл бұрын
Yeah sure! I'll start working on it in about 50 years so stay tuned
@patrickbateman1660 Жыл бұрын
Kiryu is not beating the autism allegations if he is shoving spaghetti in his pockets.
@Falpastymonster6 ай бұрын
This video is such a adhd/high rant.....I love it!
@McJous Жыл бұрын
0:28 why is joon gi there
@SnowiestAngeman Жыл бұрын
He’s shopping for some groceries
@hive2444 Жыл бұрын
"AUSTRALIAN MAN" almost made me fall out of my bed
@Yuyu990008 ай бұрын
3:07 omg I thought the taupe jacket npc was a bug tho?! Also,,all the people cheering for any random brawl happening in their vicinity in Yakuza 0 are something else wtf 🤣
@banalsandwitch4002 Жыл бұрын
Least unhinged SnowiestAngeman video
@ImRightsadly Жыл бұрын
Minaymz tims funny asf, you should make a video on how to make dynamic intros
@stargateheaven2311 ай бұрын
the real issue is asking the staff to go get all the items i want to buy from the shelves
@trainerredcharizard7982 Жыл бұрын
Eh.. Yakuza games have ennough weirdness that Kiryu being able to Stack good on his oockets isnt that weird
@ronnyp8994 Жыл бұрын
I hated that in Y7 you can buy shitton of food from shops which can stack up to 50, and like 2 or 3 energy drink which stack up to 10 and restore 10-15 mp, like...why?
@GuyGorby Жыл бұрын
It went splendid
@929Finn Жыл бұрын
The cops would probably show up lol
@TaxEvader4202 ай бұрын
Yes I believe with all my heart you would be australian man
@dankdankeryetdanker2726 Жыл бұрын
If your name is a spoiler you get MASSIVE MAN.
@shockedchrispcats3311 ай бұрын
Woah he's so massive
@antfrancis9941 Жыл бұрын
Anyone remember yakuza table tennis? 😏
@baswino Жыл бұрын
based music choice :D
@light6532 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine a dude have custom battle text intro. He have no name but he call himself the N word
@felman87 Жыл бұрын
You can't destroy real brands because those things are canon. Everyone knows that canon events and things cannot be messed with. At least according to multiverse theory. I'm not sure why we call it that. Theory. It hasn't been proven yet, it should be called multiverse hypothesis.
@jasonblundelldobebussing Жыл бұрын
Repost if you have balls
@lazyrenki Жыл бұрын
This video ended so out of nowhere that it made me think KZbin is acting up or I accidentally skipped to the end