Even WEIRDER Things in the Yakuza Games

[@SnowiestAngeman]

G'day everyone! Sorry for not doing anything on KZbin for a while lol. Had a busy time reinstalling Windows and getting all my programs working on my computer again but alas here is a short video as I prepare to obliterate my hard drive with Gaiden footage very soon

[@pockigit7668]

i was starting to worry that u were eaten by some spider

[@KillerPopChilly]

don't worry i still love ya

[@felman87]

A while? It's only been 3 weeks. My awhile is going away for months.

[@AlexPeter9582]

You have to be a Japanese citizen for the custom battle text to happen. If you get in a fight as a tourist you will be introduced as ‘MAN’

[@yellowguy5598]

'man'? you mean the guy from a̶r̶k̶ham asylum?

[@Hezzadude12]

Hold on... Man? Like Man from r/BatmanArkham?

[@morbingo96]

Man...from aslume?

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

Can you introduce me as JONKLER?

[@elijahfyffe5176]

Not exactly, andre richardson got “CIA agent”. It’s based off Japanese street cred, not citizenship.

[@SpadeOfNades]

Aside from the fact it made me burst out laughing, Menaymez Tim genuinely sounds like something out of Ace Attorney

[@puuro-]

I always wondered why when Ichiban fights Kiryu the title card is ”The fourth chairman of the Tojo clan Kiryu Kazuma” when his name is supposed to be unknown to Ichiban

[@morbingo96]

should have been the equivalent to majima's "Massive man"

[@gerbil8395]

"Menacing man"

[@queuedjar4578]

He probably overheard Saejima saying "The Dragon of Dojima" during the clan disbandment thing so even that could pop up.

[@amberhernandez]

For Yagami at least, the food gets teleported directly into his phone. It's why he can stop time mid-ragdoll to check his phone and pull out six rounds of sushi, but can't when his phone is missing! (His pockets are the shortcut slot/s)

[@BnanaDuk]

This really doesn't need to be so funny to me, but just the thought of someone going to japan and starting a street fight expecting to see yakuza-esque title cards is actually hilarious lmao

[@DinoDave935]

I cant wait for Yakuza 8 where we have to fight his evil brother, Menaymez Notim

[@bananabuns1369]

it makes sense that kiryu can hold 10 spaghetti bowls, you know how many pockets men's suits have? imagine is kiryu wore cargo pants, he could hold MORE spaghetti bowls

[@Arthur-rh3oo]

bruh imagine if we get to play as Saejima again and his inventory space is like times 10 Kiryu's for this reason lmao

[@somesadnormie5881]

"What is your spaghetti policy here?"

[@thatrandomcrit5823]

2:37 someone proceeds to flinch

[@memoriaz.016]

From what I've seen in various RGG game's Dynamic Intros (mostly from your videos) and people's theory in comments and such, the name that pops out depends on how your playable character (or PC moving forward) views your enemies. So those dynamic intros and fight intros that has only name (e.g. Daigo Dojima in RGG5) implies the PC knows them personally, while those that only has affiliation (e.g. Gangsters and Men in Black) implies the PC only know them based on their manner and/or attire. This might be why sometimes the dynamic intro's subtitle changes between subsequent fight (e.g. Joon-Gi Han in RGG6) because it's based on the PC's current knowledge of their enemy.

[@SnowiestAngeman]

So what you’re saying is is that if Ushio from the opening of Yakuza Like a Dragon was a playable character, when he fights Ichiban, Ichiban’s title card would be cumstain. This is valuable information

[@Hezzadude12]

@@SnowiestAngeman MR CUMSTAIN - Cumstain of the Arakawa Family

[@mattvin2503]

​@@SnowiestAngeman Majima seeing M A S S I V E M A N in Yakuza 0 also supports this

[@creativename1673]

But then why are Kiryu, Majima and Saejima in LAD introduced with their full names and titles? Ichiban clearly doesn't know who they are. Did they pay extra for their names to ALWAYS show up? Or are playable characters just built different and subconsciously know each other, what with Kiryu having Akiyama and Tanimura's full names in their fight in 4?

[@memoriaz.016]

@@creativename1673 I think those are supposed to be our knowledge that fills the information in. Maybe the game consider us the person who controls the MCs, thus also having that knowledge? Also consider that while Ichi doesn't recognize Kiryu, Majima, and Saejima, his party members (probably) do.

[@mattvin2503]

Im suprised Massive Man wasnt mentioned in the title card section

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

If you have an encounter in Japan from my analysis you will probably be called: "SnowiestAngeman" Australian Man Ex of Greg Chun And your theme would be an 18th century version of bakamitai sung by Greg Chun. Atleast that's what my analysis has gotten as a result though we understand still so little of the japanese event called "the enemy encounter" that there can always be room for doubt. I hope this answers your question i wish you a nice day but in Australian. :)

[@Raymond670]

Menaymez Tim sounds like a very scary name

[@Hezzadude12]

Hey SnowiestAngeman I am here to report that I punched someone in the face when I was last in Japan and I have presently been held in custody with the police for 8 months, they said I only have 4 minutes and 39 seconds of free time before I am interrogated again so I am typing this comment as I am watching the video, although the video is starting to come to an end so I don't know if I will get to finish this com

[@sufyaanbulbulia4455]

Noooooooo come back we need to know what was the title card of the person you punched and what background music was playing

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

The police stopped them before they could spoiler gaiden. They punched the finalboss of gaiden as of my analysis results.

[@HilariousOperation]

I was recently playing the Kiwami 2 Silly Mod and I was utterly convinced the Poppo plate of spaghetti was something added for the mod. I figured there was no way that wasn't some massive joke.

[@mylesm6933]

I forget which game says it, but there's an in-universe reason for them going after running people, and that being that somebody in a rush is more likely to hand over their wallet without a fight, since they got places to be.

[@wertyppl]

I am watching this video in a capsule hotel in Tokyo right now. Guess I have a job to do. There are enough bikes parked around here.

[@EvilMightyTrash]

Video games

[@SnowiestAngeman]

I 100% agree with this very philosophical statement

[@totally_a_box]

tv games

[@weedGato]

Wrong

[@Hezzadude12]

@@totally_a_box Do you think TV Games are accepting of Monitor Games? Or do you think they might dislike each other?

[@totally_a_box]

@@Hezzadude12 Monitor Games hates TV Games and is only accepting of Projector Games

[@foodwich2132]

3:52 That could actually be explained by the fact that at the time 6 takes place Sky Finance had been closed down. It would actually make less sense if it did say it.

[@Tybell702]

Can't wait for Gaiden videos from you. They're gonna be so hype!

[@patrickbateman1660]

Kiryu is not beating the autism allegations if he is shoving spaghetti in his pockets.

[@Giganimm]

if mr. like a dragon was real i know i would shit

[@kraye_]

Love your content lad

[@SnowiestAngeman]

Thank you, lad

[@pollitochicken9270]

​@@SnowiestAngeman Like A Dragon

[@Falpastymonster]

This video is such a adhd/high rant.....I love it!

[@Alex169o]

VERY VERY VERY BASED MR ANGIE MAN (now we need the second part of looking at the files of the yakuza games)

[@SnowiestAngeman]

Yeah sure! I'll start working on it in about 50 years so stay tuned

[@hive2444]

"AUSTRALIAN MAN" almost made me fall out of my bed

[@stargateheaven23]

the real issue is asking the staff to go get all the items i want to buy from the shelves

[@Yuyu99000]

3:07 omg I thought the taupe jacket npc was a bug tho?! Also,,all the people cheering for any random brawl happening in their vicinity in Yakuza 0 are something else wtf 🤣

[@banalsandwitch4002]

Least unhinged SnowiestAngeman video

[@light6532]

Can you imagine a dude have custom battle text intro. He have no name but he call himself the N word

[@McJous]

0:28 why is joon gi there

[@SnowiestAngeman]

He’s shopping for some groceries

[@trainerredcharizard7982]

Eh.. Yakuza games have ennough weirdness that Kiryu being able to Stack good on his oockets isnt that weird

[@ImRightsadly]

Minaymz tims funny asf, you should make a video on how to make dynamic intros

[@TaxEvader420]

Yes I believe with all my heart you would be australian man

[@929Finn]

The cops would probably show up lol

[@ronnyp8994]

I hated that in Y7 you can buy shitton of food from shops which can stack up to 50, and like 2 or 3 energy drink which stack up to 10 and restore 10-15 mp, like...why?

[@GuyGorby]

It went splendid

[@dankdankeryetdanker2726]

If your name is a spoiler you get MASSIVE MAN.

[@shockedchrispcats33]

Woah he's so massive

[@antfrancis9941]

Anyone remember yakuza table tennis? 😏

[@baswino]

based music choice :D

[@felman87]

You can't destroy real brands because those things are canon. Everyone knows that canon events and things cannot be messed with. At least according to multiverse theory. I'm not sure why we call it that. Theory. It hasn't been proven yet, it should be called multiverse hypothesis.

[@jasonblundelldobebussing]

Repost if you have balls

[@garryhlambert]

you make more sequels than rgg

[@lazyrenki]

This video ended so out of nowhere that it made me think KZbin is acting up or I accidentally skipped to the end

[@nicc9300]

500th like let's goooooo