Every 2022 Zero Punctuation with No Punctuation

[@theescapist]

Thanks for another fantastic year, Escapist community! We have a lot of exciting plans for 2023 and these videos typically get demonetized by KZbin. So, if you enjoy the channel and would like to support directly, consider joining our Patreon to get a week of early access to all of our new premium content for just $2/month! www.patreon.com/the_escapist Oh, and enjoy your naps!

[@USMC49er]

Has there ever been an episode or extra punctuation that tells the process of Yahtzee making an episode?

[@_sleepco]

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[@wnakamura93]

Any chance you could remove the theme music from the end? I use these as sleep aids, and the sudden volume shift wakes me right up. Thank you for putting these up!

[@theescapist]

@@wnakamura93 We're releasing them on podcast services soon and will be audio balanced with the music cut out, etc.

[@YukoValis]

So I noticed you didn't release the best, worst, and blandest of 2022 on youtube yet. Any reason?

[@themariobroschannel8763]

Here are some time stamps if you want to skip to that part of the video. 0:00: The Best, Worst, and Blandest of 2021 7:10: Some 2021 Games Yahtzee Didn’t Review Roundup 12:42: Praey For The Gods 17:35: Five Nights At Freddy’s: Security Breach 23:00: Dying Light 2 28:11: Pokémon Legends: Arceus 33:17: Not For Broadcast 38:02: Elden Ring 43:05: Horizon: Forbidden West 48:06: Babylon’s Fall 53:10: Ghostwire: Tokyo 58:18: Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands 1:03:20: Stranger Of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin 1:08:28: Tunic 1:13:25: Weird West 1:18:29: 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim 1:23:37: Teardown 1:28:34: Rogue Legacy 2 1:33:31: Trek To Yomi 1:36:30: Ravenous Devils 1:38:22: Salt And Sacrifice 1:43:18: Hardspace: Shipbreaker 1:48:19: Sifu 1:52:53: The Quarry 1:57:51: Neon White 2:02:52: Card Shark 2:05:44: POSTAL: Brain Damaged 2:07:48: The Weird Story of “Bob’s Game” 2:13:24: No Man’s Sky (Revisit) 2:18:15: Rainbow Billy: The Curse Of The Leviathan 2:22:58: Stray 2:27:45: Powerwash Simulator 2:30:08: ENDLING: Extinction Is Forever 2:32:43: Hell Pie 2:37:43: Cult Of The Lamb 2:42:42: Fashion Police Squad 2:47:43: Saints Row (Reboot/2022) 2:52:46: The Mortuary Assistant 2:57:57: Soul Hackers 2 3:02:57: Metal: Hellsinger 3:07:53: Splatoon 3 3:11:11: Serial Cleaners 3:12:45: Return To Monkey Island 3:17:58: Prodeus 3:23:06: Scorn 3:27:59: A Plague Tale: Requiem 3:33:05: Gotham Knights 3:38:10: Mario + Rabbids: Sparks Of Hope 3:43:21: Bayonetta 3 3:48:12: Sonic Frontiers 3:53:17: God Of War: Ragnarok 3:58:21: Marvel’s Midnight Suns 4:03:19: Evil West 4:08:27: The Callisto Protocol And that’s all of them. Hope you enjoy the video and have a happy 2023!

[@beradical695]

You're doing the lords work.

[@joeyparkhill8751]

@@beradical695 Do you mean Lord Humongous?

[@mudoken1557]

Thank you

[@czardeaner7713]

You're a mad lad, thanks for the stamps.

[@OmegaSoypreme]

Wow, nice work.

[@aeraaureliawashereonce]

*Oh god* I just realized I have been watching this man call things inappropriate names for 11 years. All it took was Yahtzee mentioning he's a dad and I aged another decade immediately.

[@comradesam3382]

Ive been watching him since I was like 10/11, Im 20 now, in college and it made me feel very old, Yatzee has kinda become that nice comfort area that I go to when I need to unwind, I will feel very sad when he eventually stops swearing on the internet for a job

[@cipher4e]

did you learn of him from g4? thats where i learned of him and my first kid is due in september.

[@aeraaureliawashereonce]

@@cipher4e actually no, I found him organically through recommended vids after watching a Red Letter Media video. Funny, he was on G4 back when it was halfway decent still

[@cipher4e]

@@aeraaureliawashereonce yeah i remember finding him from xplay before i really got into youtube

[@DrFeelGoodHelpDesk]

Wait...he's a dad now?

[@eragonauditore7886]

the way he says "FINE. IT WAS COVERED IN SPUNK!" at 28:08 makes rewatching that the dying light 2 review worth it

[@schwiftychicken4319]

I didn't expect this until next month, more bedtime material for me. These Zero Punctuation with No Punctuation compilations are a god send for insomniacs

[@ShadowFox37]

preach the good word from the rooftops, my sleep-deprived brethren

[@OldManJ3nkins]

I think my favorite description of insomnia is from Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk. "When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy." It reminds me of when you photocopy something too many times.

[@taeliaselvon415]

Can't believe this is the last ever onr of these compilations. Because some ultra greedy corp couldn't stop being shit we'll never see another.

[@ExpandDong420]

We should still be able to get a 2023 one, albeit tainted by the knowledge of how it'll end up

[@moviemaker2011z]

Yahtzee didn't say he was going to stop doing them, he said that while he doesn't own the rights to ZP he would look for another way to review games with his distinct style. I mean look at Kyle Hill, he did THE SCIENCE for years and when he left he took the essence of it with him and made a new show that was practically the same. Talking fast and reviewing games is not all that unique in this day in age so the escapist can't really call copyright/trademark on that. All they own is the zero punctuation name and not much else beyond that.

[@NothingKingKN]

Surprise: on Second Wind, the serie is still going under a different name!

[@moviemaker2011z]

@@NothingKingKN yep, just watched it, it's glorious.thpigh I must admit the years of looking at yellow now RED was a bit neck snapping.

[@TheSuperSpud]

It’s hilarious that they’ve had to disable comments on the last 2 episodes

[@ItsAweeb]

Ah yes my yearly sleep aid has arrived!

[@ItsAweeb]

@@Bepanthen3HTeamOffi When you need background sound you gotta do what you gotta do! I do occasionally see dreams about weirdly shaped fedora man screaming me about games, but if anything thats a plus!

[@Kristian.B.Kristiansen]

Yes!

[@AgtPaper665]

I thought I was the only one! I sometimes have dreams where people use his made up swear words.

[@Ronin777z]

Same lol, I’m always binging these videos until I’m half asleep only to be woken up by the blaring metal at the end prompting me to switch to the next one. Something about these videos causes my ADHD brain to calm down

[@landotucker]

I wonder how Yahtzee feels about thousands of people falling asleep to his voice

[@auditoryeden]

There's nothing like unmitigated bile to help make chores a relaxing and pleasing experience. I also love these videos because inevitably I miss a few videos each year and I love realizing I've never heard one of the sections before.

[@lyndongreer6426]

2:52:20 is probably my new favorite part of any ZP Especially the "what am I on about?" Cracks me up consistently.

[@lyndongreer6426]

I must agree, I've been looking for this for about a week. I laugh every time too.

[@DomainofDawn]

I've been patiently waiting for this since New Years. Yahtzee will never know how much artwork I've made, things I've sewn, or spaces I've cleaned up while listening to his reviews in these yearly videos. Thank you.

[@stuartholt6278]

Working in IT, I sit with his videos pinned in a chrome tab and my earphones in.

[@susseratal]

I seriously hope Yhatzee plays Ultrakill at some point. I personally found it to be a game which evolved on it's boomer shooter origins and really did something with the genre

[@seahamdesigner]

On this day RIP Zero Punctuation.

[@amandabarrow8094]

He's continuing the style under the "Fully Ramblomatic" series. He's got an Alan Wake 2 review out.

[@swedneck]

holy shit it's been a year already!

[@nopenoperson8964]

These videos are great because they make it easier to spot the running jokes, like Reasonable Horse or the obsidian dagger callback.

[@nopenoperson8964]

Just noticed the McDonner party callback

[@Ratman1029]

Downright serendipitous timing, I had just finished binging the entire "Every Zero Punctuation With No Punctuation" playlist when I noticed that 2022 had been uploaded.

[@kungfuskull]

The sheer amount of warm fuzzies I got when I saw this pop up is indescribable. Hooray! 🤗 4 hours of lovely complaining!

[@PainterX97]

"A lot of exciting plans for 2023" is a hell of a statement to read in early 2024

[@samwill7259]

Time to stuff the most possible amount of snark and sarcasm into my brain as quickly as possible

[@akondar]

The creator has left Escapist for the second Wind channel and the escapist have disabled comments on newer videos to prevent this from being more widely known.

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

Now this....this'll be one for the ages for me Since I've met The Escapist and specially Zero Punctuation I've weirdly enjoyed more the games I liked and given a chance to those I didn't too much, of course sitting to pop a soda and enjoy the fastest insult man complain about games I've not played or had and not sure if someone else did were one of the best moments of the month for me

[@maxmaxwell3785]

The joy and good sleep this brings me completes the new year joy

[@lordthistlewick5711]

I love these full videos so much that I spent most of the year not watching ZP so that I could enjoy this more when it came out.

[@countD8852]

Another year, another supercut to watch and add onto my ZP Supercut marathon. These really help get me through my overnight shifts

[@MidnightMagpie73]

You help me greatly Yahtzee when I need to sleep and have horrible indigestion or insomnia. Your rants keep my mind off my gut and I get right too sleep. Tysm for the videos Escapist :>

[@ProjectXa3-1]

Wait so "im going to kill chaos" is only like ten months old?! I could've sworn that was at least a 2021 vintage...

[@LLtrash]

I was waiting for this ZP compilation. 2022 didn't have many good games but it had some of the funnest ZP reviews

[@Neatherback]

The video's been released for just about 45 minutes yet somehow I feel like I've watched this 5 times over already.

[@ludwigwilliams9153]

It feels that way I’ve you’ve already seen all the reviews individually several times, which I have

[@garycurnowii1540]

Did not expect this today, but can certainly use it after being sick for the past few weeks.

[@ScooterCentral952]

Yes!!!!! Another massive compilation for me to use as a sleep aid!!

[@griffindor65]

Reasonable Horse is my favorite side character.

[@BrendanStuart]

The one and only Christmas gift I look forward to each year

[@First-Last_name]

I love listening to these long vids about games when I'm gaming.

[@AutoReroll]

3.30 am here and I am fighting insomnia. Perfect timing

[@joecliffthompson]

That MacDonner party joke was DAMN good

[@jaywerner8415]

Its a testament to how "Straight to the point" Yatzee is when a WHOLE YEAR of his reviews is only just over 4 hours of video.

[@dubstepbee6892]

I did it I FUCING DID IT I went through all of the zero punction year compilations to see nearly ever video this guys ever made at least until 2023 comes to an end and its comp gets finished

[@moviemaker2011z]

About that... ZP is over essentially. So no need to worry, they might release a 2023 video but I wouldn't hold my breath.

[@domh4201]

Thanks Escapist! My sleep aid has arrived.

[@DMBLaan]

It still makes me laugh when he says Powerwash Simulator has no "fantasy" elements in it. Clearly he didn't get to the time travel. Also there's a reason everything looks like it was covered with volcano soot, it was, there's a volcano there lol

[@JK.Productions]

That Security Breach review never gets old.

[@gearguts7259]

Yes I have seen all of these individually but, BUT! now they are in a format I can watch while drawing!

[@Klick404]

Am I really going to rewatch all these videos? Of course I am!

[@WerewolfGuyyy]

I listen to these while i am at work, helps me get to the end of my shift so quickly lol Laughing while i work, great fun!

[@Shadethewolfy]

I love hearing Yahtzee laugh. It's so life-giving.

[@mndlessdrwer]

Thanks again Escapist staff. I love these videos. I put them on while doing other things for entertaining background noise, so they end up with quite a few repeat views just from me.

[@aremamarang]

Seeing Library of Ruina on ZP is surreal, even if it’s just a visual reference

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

That "Spiderman Ableist Slur card" joke made me giddily giggle like a schoolboy that just discovered "posterity" can technically mean somebody's bum.

[@rocko7711]

I love these entire year episodes

[@thefloatingcontinent9897]

What a wonderful upload to discover just as I was about to head out for a jog.

[@glaceonxix3230]

Ah wonderful I was in great danger of actually getting shit done today

[@wannabe12g68]

I’m so glad we’re on the same page about The Callisto Protocol. I was so excited for it and ended up SO disappointed

[@Bershee]

I would love these as audio podcasts

[@theescapist]

Being worked on as we speak. Launching soon.

[@auditoryeden]

GLORY BE

[@Zelemetal]

Swery is like a chef with unique ideas but doesn't taste his creations to see if they work

[@99goat99]

Never stop Yahtze. Your verbal evisceration of ... everything has become the narration of reality that both seasoned cynics and cynics in training desperately need just to deal with most of this world we've made.

[@landrylongacre6391]

Been waiting a whole year for this

[@draconicpeasantsheep]

hearing yahtz say "anime" like that again brightened my day, like the first time i heard it XD

[@gonzosidaryc1424]

I recently found after reading his novel Jam! Ordered 2 more by him yesterday. His creative wordplay carries over to his prose

[@StrangerMoontail]

AT LAST! Guess I'll have this going constantly for the next week.

[@qdllc]

I like how his endoscopy joke showed the camera in the wrong end.

[@ReynardWrecce]

Wonderful! Great stuff.

[@nakishodoglitterfox]

Thank you !!!!! Been waiting for this!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@c.morland]

Thanks (and happy new year!)

[@BeastlyMussel61]

This marks the 8th year of me watching this show

[@Robwithakick]

Time Stamp 3:34:00 is fantastic!

[@adrianatkins10]

IT'S FINALLY HERE

[@A_two_tone_rebel]

Shoutout to our co-host reasonable horse

[@ItsHyomoto]

Wow! This came up fast. Kudos. And now, Yahtzee shall accompany me on my grand adventures.

[@catcaruso]

What I love is they are great to sleep to but also lets Yahtzee-isms sift into your brain! Impress your friends! Scare small animals and make children cry! Yahtzee!

[@zylaaeria2627]

And with that, I have watched every single Zero Punctuation. Only took three months lol.

[@topnotchindeed1536]

cool! now can we get zp mega playlist in the correct order please

[@cloontrwpa8383]

Been looking forward to this

[@sams3533]

Random Thought: when Yahtzee eventually retires in 40 years they're going to have to release: Every Zero Punctuation Without Any Punctuation

[@gagglegames]

I'd certainly play a game called Me: A Game About Me, By Me just to see the trainwreck of a mind that made it

[@BevanWard]

what would be cool, would be between every review, there was a sarcastic 'next' as he throws one video away, and moves on

[@crazyfett649]

It’s that time of the year

[@coconuthead1361]

3:33:40 Hearing Yahtzee getting actively bleeped is so unsettling

[@thespicypyro6010]

Never noticed the far side reference in the forbidden west review. Gotta love the thagomizer

[@jaredfreeman6017]

Alright! New year everyone!

[@__-dr5vm]

37:51 I'd think you'd be very interested in that yahtz

[@joeyparkhill8751]

Time for my yearly sleep-aide!!

[@Whalerguy]

Today is the best day of 2023

[@roblopeziii5921]

Another video to fall asleep too

[@zangl2955]

This video taught me the word persecution complex. God i wish i knew how to read

[@danthesilenthunter1561]

Now, i can never look at army of darkness the same way again

[@alexisjosephquejas3600]

ahhh glorious compilation

[@vasxus]

New year, everyone.

[@napkin8920]

2:33:00 to anybody who binges through all of these in the distant future, the bit about front page steam games frequently containing naked furries who are also hitler is for some reason not something he just made up

[@missmeeper]

I like it when the angry man says big words

[@marcell7406]

i really caught up lmao

[@fittingmask9974]

CRAFTING YAHTZ?

[@alyssakitten6006]

Yes....YESSSSS!!!! err.. I may have been a little to excited to see this finally bless my KZbin page xD

[@moviemaker2011z]

I wonder, with the new omni one VR mobile stand, how will this reflect with yahtzee? I mean yes the damn thing in just under $3,000 but at the same time I believe that if you play almost exclusively in VR games the money might be worth it. He's always saying that VR needs to be more immersive and that can now be done with a haptic vest and the new aforementioned omni one VR 360 mobile stand. It allows you to use your actual feet to walk and move freely without bumping into walls, you can use trackers to have more accurate bodily movement in games, and like said that vest which has like 16 vibrators in it to simulate impacts whenever you get hit in the chest. Overall it's about $4,000 but it's a set up that would last you for YEARS at that. Considering some of the best of the best VR headsets are about 1,200 I fail to see why a 360 stand that let's you actually walk, crouch, and sprint is out of the question. Everything else is just a bonus really.

[@unusualusername8847]

Yahtzee has made clear that his idea of VR ideally is sitting in a comfortable chair with a controller and the VR merely puts you into the perspective of who you're playing as.

[@Jvegas2281]

I wonder if we're gonna get best of 2023.

[@kidragakas]

(3:34:00 for reading purposes)

[@2Scribble]

3:55 - or, and just go with me here, the entire gaming community could have it's eyes aimed so *nostalgically* up it's own ass that it wouldn't recognize a new or innovative idea if it wasn't drenched in Nintendo or Sony-Branded iconography xD

[@AstroFan428]

The Bob's Game story. 🤯🤣

[@heartache5742]

how have i already finished this video

[@voidshot]

i had forgotten how much i hated the water sound effects for the best of list

[@bickbick9172]

How has someone already timestamped this ahaha watching on 2x

[@rolandomancillahinojosa2398]

That was quick

[@cosmos9688]

Damn. How is it that time already?

[@junjiexie]

Christmas has come early 2024 Christmas, that is