EVERY Achievement In Cookie Clicker.

gg

[@_absolo]

i wonder why this video is blowing up for no actual reason lmao

[@haades954]

I think some people started playing cookie clicker because a big youtuber named dragoon made videos about it and they blew up.

[@lazybelllazybell8795]

beacuse its impossible

[@ehyu9168]

@@haades954 yo dragoon is so buns at cookie clicker ngl

[@haades954]

@@ehyu9168 what does buns mean?

[@yukii531]

I reached another level of insanity playing cookie clicker, thanks.

[@_absolo]

😂😅me too lmao for sure but thanks for what though

[@ieatfood3709]

I love you bro seeing your replies to people really shows me you know what youre talking about when it comes to cookie clicker. i must ask what strategy you used to get the 27,777 golden cookie clicks shadow achievment though.

[@_absolo]

thank you for that positive feedback !! for the 28k golden cookie achievement i filled my garden in straight rows alternating nursetulips and golden clovers. they boost golden cookie rates by +200% or +300% but you gotta make sure they mature at the same time. other than that you can also select the wizard tower dragon aura and make the season business day with owning the matching heavenly upgrade to boost that season. to boost that even more you could also put the selebrak temple god into the highest slot 👍👍

[@technicalrav3n]

glorified math nerd, respect the grind tho gotta get those funny digital numbers up 🔥

[@_absolo]

n u m b e r g o u p :monkey: :chart_with_upwards_trend:

[@eua4808]

Number is number is number is number is number is ... number is glorfied

[@-E_L_I_A]

Questions I have, because im trying to do the same thing 1. Is there an achievement for having a cookie clicker world for a year? If so, donr you need to do it before acending? 2. Do you need the "when the cookies acend just right" achievement before or after acending? 3. Can you undo the elder convenant? 4. How long did it take you to get them all? 5.how did yiu get speed baking AND never click? I thought it was impossible

[@_absolo]

1. only a shadow achievement and it’s about 1 year legacy, not ascension 2. you don’t need to do challenge mode for that/never have ascended before 3. yes you can appease them for 5% of your cps which deactivates wrinklers n stuff like that and yes, you can also redo them again and get the 5% back 4. about 1.5 years 5. no it’s possible (speed baking 3 is kinda difficult but neverclick simply takes a bit of time) (-> do that with challenge mode “born again“ to simulate first ascension without permanently losing your progress even if it isn’t)

[@LG_75]

Looka's extra content mod laughing in the corner...

[@user-qn3kk6jg6d]

E X T R A C O N T E N T M O D but gg

[@Expunged112]

get all the ascending upgrades, it adds extra fun

[@_absolo]

got them long before all regular achievements (and upgrades)

[@kindacrazy56]

W man doesn’t have the cheated cookies taste awful

[@carinagreeff7277]

thats just insane

[@myrougeyoshi]

new update is wonderful (you can probably get every single one in like 10 minutes bcs you have quinvigintillion at least thats how long it took me)

[@_absolo]

yeee i know i already got them and recorded a minor video about getting a few of these “instant-achievements“ but i want to upload my 50 sexvigintillion combo still from 2.048 first 😎 (probably tomorrow)

[@myrougeyoshi]

@@_absolo sheesh epic combo

[@user-nd9xr4ih7n]

he beat cookie clicker

[@soup72]

there are more achivements now

[@_absolo]

i got them too and made a new video (i think i got them all in a day)

[@gabrielf.battiston9093]

bro how i dont even have 1 quadrilion

[@BurningLegend13]

Now do the 20 more and the new shadow Although great job

[@_absolo]

done (and uploaded) 😄

[@mirppuplays9318]

How u need to show us a turorial bro pleaee man

[@hamadtheck3520]

any tips for getting the seven horseshoes? (im not gonna do it now i just wanna know so i could do it later)

[@_absolo]

there a few minor things to improve the golden cookie spawn rate, i could list them here but ig i’ll just recommend you to watch the guide-video about that achievement by aza nice

[@hamadtheck3520]

@@_absolo ok thx

[@Zubarsid]

congratulations! I wish to join you one day after a get another 671 lumps ( yes I did the math) and click another 12000 golden cookies......

[@_absolo]

wow you actually did the math! now you gotta calculate over a few weeks how many lumps you’re getting on average then the you can kinda guess when you’ll get it ;)

[@Zubarsid]

@@_absolo I hope to be able to get around 20 a week if because of a garden sacrifice and lump scumming. I haven't actually done a full week yet tho cause i just got trevigintillion like 3 days ago. ill be sure to see how many lumps i get next week!

[@_absolo]

@@Zubarsid GG on trevig and have fun with the new update! how fast do you get your garden back once you sacrificed it? i remember i usually did like 1 garden a week and 2-4 golden lumps and the more often i did it the more consistent i got! anyways, assuming you get exactly 20 lumps a week and youd need to play for around 33.5 weeks, which does seem like a lot but im sure your progress accelerates at least a bit. (also im not sure if 20 lumps/week was more like a pessimistic assumption or not)

[@Zubarsid]

@@_absolo I think im pretty good at the garden cause I scum a lot :) so i think i can get 3 jqb's and still sacrifice in a week and since im pretty new to lump scumming it might take me a while to get good at and consistently get golden lumps, but once i have mastered everything i should be able to get 20 lumps a week and maybe more!( i might be being a little pessimistic but i can hopefully get 20 lumps a week.) also thanks for doing the maths for me on how long itll take!

[@y0uwish]

W

[@lmaowo121]

how did you get 1380 sugar lumps in a 550 days legacy?? the only way it comes to my mind is harvesting juicy queenbeets, but you must be extremely lucky. also you can sacrifice your garden, but it wouldn't be enough i think.

[@_absolo]

i sacrificed the garden about once every week. also, at one point i started scumming for golden sugar lumps; azanice did a good video on how that works, i recommend youd check that one out 👍

[@Malik-ul2sk]

How many days did this take you? I have my legacy started ~1700 days ago i may have been active for around a year total. Im at 693 achievements

[@_absolo]

my legacy is 556 days old, minus maybe like a 3/4 year i was inactive

[@Malik-ul2sk]

@@_absolo great dedication. Im already bored again and unmotivated haha the last few achievements are either difficult or will take another year to get. Will get them eventually

[@_absolo]

@@Malik-ul2sk oh ok... what are like the hardest (non-shadow?) achievements you have left?

[@Malik-ul2sk]

@@_absolo getting 700 of every building. cortex bakers and you's are expensive though and my luck with combos is not great always getting "lucky" haha. also baking x amount of cookies in one ascension. only at 10 vigintillion so far. unlocking all garden seeds, stock market profits 10 million and other achievements in between.

[@_absolo]

@@Malik-ul2sk oh. for the 700 building you will need a bit more than 10 duovigintillion i think. but it seems like if you just keep doing some combos, preferably some bigger ones, you can get still quite a lot of achievements of the list. and then theres that side stuff, i agree on these being really boring and tedious to accomplish.

[@felipebertieri9744]

te falta uno de los logros turbios, el de hacer galletas haciendo trampas no se como lo puedes cosnseguir se lllama "las galletas hechas con trampa saben horrible"

[@_absolo]

yes and i will NEVER get that achievement and for me it basically makes a save file worthless

[@felipebertieri9744]

@@_absolo ok thats good

[@kazerman5487]

Have you used any addons for this? Like shimmer autoclick for example

[@_absolo]

idk whatever shimmer autoclick is but i have used (non-gamebreaking) mods

[@kazerman5487]

@@_absolo shimmer autoclick is mod that clicks on golden cookies automatically. I'm also trying to get 100% on cookie clicker, but IDK how will I get 27k golden cookies click without that mod))

[@_absolo]

@@kazerman5487 oh... no i have never used a mod like that. good luck on your 27k gc journey. what i did and whats basically the best you can do for this achievement is: - plant alternating rows in your garden with golden clovers and nursetulips (gc spawns +200%) - use business day season with the matching hu purchased (i assume you already have that one already) - put the selebrak god in the diamond temple slot while business day is active - use the wizard tower aura

[@linuslucke3838]

​@@_absoloI know I'm late here but was chain lengthing just not a strat back then or did you not know it existed(or do you still don't know)? Because it's like 4x faster then gclovers tulips(with your prestige level at this point in time probably more like 5x-6x)

[@_absolo]

@@linuslucke3838 never heard of it (or is it just bank nuking to get as many gcs out of a gc chain?)

[@malwareshop]

I just got to tier 3 of gpoc. What do I do now? Do I just get 200 wrinkler pops real quick because of the achievement, and then just halt it permanently, and take the -5% cPs?

[@_absolo]

yea get all the achievements and what i like to do is halting it except for when im doing combos; then reactivate it and manually appease them for 30 minutes until im done with the combo

[@malwareshop]

@@_absolo Do you have discord? If yes, can I talk to you there about Cookie Clicker?

[@_absolo]

@@malwareshop yea sure i actually published the info of my alt account, it’s “altofsomeone.“

[@malwareshop]

@@_absolo I have sent the request.

[@_absolo]

@@malwareshop i didnt recieve a request, are you sure you typed in the name correctly? with the "." at the end? 🤔

[@rijkriemslag9656]

Good content

[@_absolo]

thank

[@zupi_real]

quinvigintillion

[@_absolo]

#4 in world 😊

[@user-qn3kk6jg6d]

multiply that by 3 quindecillion and you get #1

[@Stan2016Games]

​@absol2044 is there a leader board online somewhere? and if so can you link it please?

[@ayedluzon3993]

i inspect in cookie cookie not in stream

[@iexistinthisworld]

0:06 why is the achievement name is what my homie said when we were in the bed????

[@_absolo]

💀😂

[@kikotrat]

how many hours do you have on the game?

[@_absolo]

i dont know but with an educated guess it should be around 5000 at least

[@kikotrat]

@@_absolo it looked like you were on the steam version, so that's why I asked.

[@_absolo]

@@kikotrat yea right, on steam i got 2000 hours i think but i’ve bought it after i got the last cookie achievement and now spend most of my time on web anyway

[@lemonweebthelad2899]

how many hours do you have on it

[@_absolo]

on steam like 2-3k but i bought steam after i already got duovigintillion and i played like the last 6 months almost entirely on web so it’s hard to tell… (in total i would guess like 3.5-5k hours)

[@InsertCoolIdentifierHereLol]

2.052:

[@_absolo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXytgHWQj76jmsksi=cMAqY5RJO5-g15dN although, technically i didnt show me getting every achievement in this video, but i can assure you i got all the new ones within that day

[@JustAnNPC_]

HmMmM? wHaT aBoUt ChEaTeD cOoKiEs TaStE aWfUl?1!?

[@_absolo]

i don’t have that one but honestly it was smart by orteil to make it an achievement so it essentially brandmarks cheated save files

[@Therealcourier]

How the heck do u get so many sugar lumps :(

[@_absolo]

i sacrificed the garden like once a week and later also found out about golden sugar lump scumming

[@Therealcourier]

Very good very nice shall take into consideration I shall

[@germed2150]

there is like 40 more new achievements now

[@_absolo]

yea done …

[@germed2150]

@@_absolonice bro I’m on the grind to get every achievement right now

[@germed2150]

you motivated me

[@_absolo]

@@germed2150 good luck 😊

[@germed2150]

@@_absolo thank you 🙏

[@JonathanBrunstad]

How did bro Get walter white

[@_absolo]

what ?

[@JonathanBrunstad]

Yeah i saw an achivement that looks like walter white had@@_absolo

[@JonathanBrunstad]

Head*

[@sc_csmc_cs]

Did u get 1mil. Without clicking one?

[@_absolo]

yes

[@user-yw5dh8km9i]

you stil dont have cheatet cookies taste awful

[@_absolo]

that’s not really a real achievement as i’d call it bc it requires you to cheat and therefore this save file becomes disqualified for the leaderboards also, no matter how little i cheated for this, my save will always be sort of brandmarked as cheated which makes any progress, whether i claim it’s real or not, seem worthless to other players.

[@rotagalaksi4157]

No life 💀

[@_absolo]

real