The Meaning of Life explained with Cookie Clicker

[@novacained]

"Explain Life in Two Words" Dragoon: Cookie Clicker.

[@LemonLimeManTheThird]

🍪 22m 🍪

[@Akhimed]

22 million

[@huntbagel352]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKawd5iqhLBqask

[@supergamer1]

Life in two words is sixty nine

[@comicspace8034]

@@supergamer1 nah its c o o k i e c l i c k e r 🍪

[@sssscly]

"Medicine will try to stop medicine" Why is this so accurate

[@shiningeditedmoon]

pfp sauce?

[@sssscly]

@@shiningeditedmoon Friday Night Spunkin by speedo on newgrounds

[@Cyan_Scug]

medicine is competing with medicine is more accurate

[@henrybusse7513]

Medicine

[@randyorton7323]

I have no idleverses, no cortex bakers and no you

[@darkpotato6577]

you know it’s going to be a good video when the title involves cookie clicker and starts with *you were born*

[@Rook_poke]

How was the video named?

[@Rook_poke]

Cuz for me it is the meanig of lige explainde... Cant remeber the end

[@hearty0]

@@Rook_poke he changed the title to “The Meaning of Life explained with Cookie Clicker”

[@Unpug]

Yes

[@EndergamerEndergamer]

100th like I feel so powerful

[@roihanganteng7726]

"More cookie you have, more woman you got" -Dragoon

[@Dragoon45]

The one true law

[@BackStreetMan]

2nd

[@BackStreetMan]

Lol

[@BackStreetMan]

@@trli_ no

[@BackStreetMan]

@@trli_ I was bored trust me

[@baydenator9818]

skyblock: has no content dragoon: *doors aren’t real, cookies are the meaning of life*

[@WhyamIthestupidone]

NEXT ON THE DRAGOON CHANNEL: why you should not watch youtube or the rest of this video

[@brxnni]

Next video: Cooperating with DougDoug to summon undead in space

[@Akhimed]

He is turning crazy, hypixel help us!

[@degistirmelutfen]

soup knowlege

[@Temtoseygoodbay]

which are there more of? pistols or shotgu-

[@AkinsoftSB]

the midlife crisis phase where you join a cult LMFAO

[@victorymokoena112]

Akinsoft how are you doing

[@silask947]

Yes

[@quack51]

Nice pfp

[@baydenator9818]

wassup monsieur soft

[@rainyrogue1205]

Akin!?!?! More like /ah akinsoft for onions

[@silasnebulous4533]

I love how he says : "Wizard Tower: The second midlife crisis where you start watching Anime." and the next clip he has 100 of them

[@reihanboo]

"addiction"

[@matthewpage3382]

If anime is a midlife crisis then I had my first midlife crisis when I was 6 and addicted to pokemon

[@kkTeaz]

@@matthewpage3382 yep same

[@gabijota11]

@@matthewpage3382 midchild crisis

[@sugmagaming7665]

@@matthewpage3382 that means you won't live long...

[@hiiamelecktro4985]

This video is just an excuse so he can tell himself that he didn’t waste his time by playing cookie clicker

[@Dragoon45]

I will not waste any time, so whatever useless task I do will become a video

[@hahkay]

@@Dragoon45 very smart

[@papplefarm20]

@@Dragoon45 what useless task is... doors?

[@frelted6744]

@@papplefarm20 That was the result of a mental breakdown that had him waste 53 and a half hours thinking about doors.

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

@@Dragoon45 stop acting like you don't have a F.B.I agent 👀

[@one_1111]

This is Dragoon's speech to become president.

[@victorymokoena112]

I would not be shooked if he was

[@Monkey-081hs]

I would vote for him.

[@peyoway]

I know this was a joke but towards the end it legit gets deep

[@hakl2327]

Like r/im14andthisisdeep

[@matigamer329]

Wait, did I got fooled?

[@huntbagel352]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKawd5iqhLBqask

[@mickrobloxmetayer7857]

Yea so true

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

Once you question the point of existence it then crumbles... *Like a cookie.*

[@demetriusdemarcusthe88thof99]

dun dun dun

[@kooskoos1234]

no.

[@LemonLimeManTheThird]

Me trying new creative insults... “I HOPE YOU PASS 22M COOKIES TONIGHT BOY”

[@sirmonke5203]

bruh

[@fvouhbweobuy]

when you realize that the average seconds per life is 2,240,543,592 smh

[@LemonLimeManTheThird]

@@fvouhbweobuy I can get that way down, min/max gang poggies

[@mightgai9869]

Its 31 million lol

[@mightgai9869]

@@fvouhbweobuy oh sh** thats small man

[@trent6112]

this actually made me feel better about life memes aside thanks

[@andybrennan6971]

really? It did the opposite for me

[@raggedymuffinz]

@@andybrennan6971 can’t get worse than the last existentially depressive episode, can it? (It can)

[@LemonLimeManTheThird]

Dragoon, you never fail to amaze me with your ideas. You are truly an enigma on this site, you aren’t letting yourself get tied down on one game or topic. God fricking damnit dragoon, you are great. Thanks for doing what you do...

[@Dragoon45]

I'm just having fun

[@LemonLimeManTheThird]

@@Dragoon45

[@themineguy1234]

@@Dragoon45 so do we watching your videos :)

[@pheonixwrath951]

honestly i feel like i ascended after watching that. thank you o lord dragoon.

[@alexandercosat9941]

Ok so I’ve taken away from this is that dragoon has played too much cookie clicker recently and he needs more human interaction.

[@woodprotein1266]

This is actually pretty well thought out. I'm amazed

[@BirdGod]

“Summon santa during june” Australia: Am I right-side up to you?

[@linuszarrouk2004]

You no they have Christmas in December right

[@patrickbrinkworth9125]

@@linuszarrouk2004 yes but december is in summer for us

[@BirdGod]

@@linuszarrouk2004 they have christmas in summer

[@linuszarrouk2004]

@@BirdGod I no but he said June not summer

[@JamesFreedmanIsVeryCool]

@@linuszarrouk2004 I know English probably isn't your first language, so respect to you for learning a second language, but its "know" not "no"

[@banananetic6522]

Thank you I had philosophy assignment due for tommorow, the best help ever!

[@nimkey8515]

I'm SO glad I discovered this channel. This is the best type of content and I never doubt its quality

[@Dragoon45]

Same, love seeing this channel upload

[@dalyparfieniuk6993]

@@Dragoon45 *Obama gives obama a medal*

[@GameabillityDev]

Same bro

[@Rickardo9828]

Like I don't know what your intention with this really was, it's impossible to know for certain, but at the end I found myself happy, with a feeling like I matter. I've been through tough times and I really connected with this, now one might think that stupid or pretentious, but if it makes me feel happy it doesn't really matter what others think. Thanks Dragoon.

[@beans8373]

I’m pretty sure that 22 million seconds is a bit small for an average lifespan of 79 years. It’s actually closer to 2.5 billion seconds. Considering that 1 million seconds is 11.5 days, I think that’s a little wrong.

[@charleslynn7420]

Nobody in the comments has seen rent apparently

[@Maxxywell33]

Dragoon most likely did that because that’s a really high number to get on the first run so they shrank it for the plot.

[@dungeoncat502]

I legitimately am motivated by this, I might share this with other people.

[@masterdoge987]

22 million seconds isn’t even one year LMAO

[@Lars_Hermsen]

I must say that I enjoy your skyblock videos, but these are so much more entertaining. Keep up the great work Dragoon, and see you at the end of the universe.

[@Bruzzzio]

I hope Dragoon knows that 22 million seconds is 9 months long

[@S0dif]

“Dragoon” and “Cookie Clicker” definitely go together.

[@GoldballIndustries]

why do you think they added a dragon?

[@gascoin1337]

Krumblor.

[@NotSkyblockNon]

Dragoons were originally a class of mounted infantry, who used horses for mobility, but dismounted to fight on foot. From the early 17th century onward, dragoons were increasingly also employed as conventional cavalry and trained for combat with swords and firearms from horseback

[@Eric-wu3hr]

Must.... Click... COOKIEE Help my children are locked in the basement, I can't help them I must click cookies

[@exploding_pineapples]

get an autoclicker dumbob

[@Eric-wu3hr]

@@exploding_pineapples It doesn't give you serotonin...

[@IStanDharMann]

@@Eric-wu3hrLMAO

[@POLY990]

A lifetime is actually from 2 billion (around 63 years) to 3 billion seconds (95 years). Some people who are lucky enough can live to 100 years or over.

[@Cyta101]

Cookie is life. Cookie to in mouth. Grandma hand cookie that is life. Golden cookie is art man (hopefully doesn’t have a square moustache). Then cookie like anime. Cookie strong. Cookie op. Cookie is cookie

[@dorol6375]

Now I understand the story that withholds within.

[@EmeraldG01]

Man i love that this just happens. This is like the 3rd existential Cookie Clicker video I've watched this month.

[@thefezturtle3030]

oddly enough this motivated to get back to the drawing i was just taking a break from

[@mob7957]

0:46 "The more cookies you get, The more women come" Think about it ...

[@primepope9783]

That ending have me chills,and then he asked which subway cookie is best and ruined it

[@swiftcultist1270]

The fact that this is qualifiable as deep makes me question reality

[@funiguy_]

"...and you work at a factory at the age of 6." -Dragoon, 1/7/2021

[@matrixorialold]

I think I remember you

[@blendyboi5023]

That sounds like child labor

[@furballisticfinn6881]

alchemy lab is the midlife crisis where you start a cult, become the leader, and get everybody to worship milk before one of your followers literally chugs an entire carton and throws up

[@Zeezo]

im stuck in a loop of watching every single video you have

[@Dragoon45]

I suppose that's good for me, but try to have your own life too

[@Zeezo]

listen pal, im a no life this is all i do

[@chrysanthgd7970]

2:25 "you reach it, 22 million cookies baked. 22 million seconds on earth." 2 seconds later *You forfeit your 11.233 octillion cookies.*

[@asheep7797]

Proof that: 22 = 11 0 = 0.233 2 (groupings of 3 0's) = 9 (groupings of 3 0's)

[@maddieb4384]

i think the best part about this is that 22 million seconds is about 8 months

[@Joefax]

According to the idea that 1 cookie = 1 second I would’ve died well over 4.5300113 × 10^49 times

[@Carpet_Moth]

this mad actually explains the meaning of life.

[@pix-ldragon2628]

Ahhh yes a video questioning both Cookie Clicker and the meaning of existing, an amazing philosophical journey. About Cookies!!

[@neekrobite2697]

people who use cheats to get cookies just die from a miscarry.

[@eastpontiff]

I spent a month (without idling at all) to get 50trillion cps and then I quit

[@HenryStickmen]

Why is this low key more inspiring than some professional speeches

[@BlueberryCats_]

3:30 “and die of a self inflicted spatula wound” 😂

[@friotte1744]

this is genuinely one of the best videos I have ever watched. thank you for the psst 6 minutes and 2 seconds.

[@Sp_ark.]

This video will age like fine wine

[@JamesMarcey]

i got a heart attack when it said an average life is 22 million seconds long very relieved after finding it to be more like 2 billion seconds

[@nategrenade8695]

Who’s going to tell dragoon that there are 31 million seconds in just one year?

[@randomlittleidot]

someone already did

[@nategrenade8695]

@@randomlittleidot brehs

[@PineappleSquuid]

I watched your stereotype videos and looked at your channel and I am glad I found you.

[@ellismichaels1936]

This is actually inspiring.

[@charliew6630]

Who wants to tell him that 22 million seconds is less than a year?

[@dgp423]

Yeah a year is like 31.5M

[@BlankRequest]

why does everything he say make me want to question life

[@philippey4918]

me to

[@BrunoGambini]

Man, finding your channel was the best part of day! Nice video

[@HerzhaTheShapeshifter]

0:23 That’s not even a year?! A normal year is exactly 31563000 seconds?!? (60 sec in one minute, 60 minutes in one hour, 24 hours in one day, 365 days in one year: 60*60*24*365=31563000)

[@dalyparfieniuk6993]

Exactly

[@Rylee_Drake]

Yeah I did the math it’s more like 2.5b

[@Maxxywell33]

Dragoon most likely shortened it to make the story better.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

1 Billion Seconds = 31 Years.

[@duncangreen8871]

I’ve watched Dragoon before, but I keep getting recommendations cookie clicker videos. What is happening, is there resurgence of cookie clicker?

[@_absolo]

22 million seconds per lifetime doesnt make sense considering even a year has >31 million seconds (and im pretty sure the avarage human lives more than 1 year)

[@leonmecklenborg3526]

I've suggested Coocki Clicker lol Wasn't dirctely expecting the meaning of live😂

[@yellowlight_1292]

wow, an adventure quest world advertisement. didn't expect it but I like it.

[@boblepongecarre4942]

Can you explain how you got 223958 heavenly chips on your first prestige? 2:33

[@Dragoon45]

I'm good

[@axoluna]

your voice is exactly like my next-door neighbors and its very eerie

[@Dragoon45]

Ayyyy thats me

[@axoluna]

Oh god

[@alphazero2406]

lifetime is around 70 years 70*365=25,550 days 25,550*24=613,200 hours 613,200*60=36,792,000 minutes 36,792,000*60=2,207,520,000 seconds Your philosophy and writing skills are impressive but do double check your math next time

[@asheep7797]

Proof that 2 Billion = 22 Million

[@patrickbrinkworth9125]

The best subway cookie is choc chip, not even a competition. Second is taken by salted caramel

[@nix8801]

Once a wise person said. We spend all our lives worrying about what's in our wallet. For what? That money won't show up in your coffin

[@agusteengggg3224]

Actually there's a good thing in the game, it's the fact that you don't eat the cookies, you only keep them in your pocket. Cookies are very unhealthy so that's quite good

[@AaronLau2040]

I’m sorry dragoon, but the website you found was wrong. But still great video! You have opened my fifth eye, the other two were opened with glasses.

[@randomlittleidot]

wear glasses (or a glass) on your fifth eye

[@jousting]

This is more inspirational than the encouraging speeches you got to listen to back in elementary school.

[@algr1741]

Bro, that was deep

[@SkyblocksGuildHypixelPit]

That was so motivating yet so unexpected coming from you lel

[@criss9877]

Teach me the secret of growing cookies from the ground

[@f.h.k6356]

Upgrade farms with sugar lumps

[@TheP1eb2]

Damn i went from hehe cool cookie clicker to thinking about my life and my advancements u just got a sub mate

[@Likass]

this is actually inspiring

[@borismaletic9094]

one year is 31,557,600 sechonds so if your lifetime is 22,075,000 sechonds than u will live shorter than one year

[@RaffyTheTiger]

1:43 You die before getting the wizard tower referring to 0:17

[@anawesomepet]

So I don't watch anime? Yay!

[@RaffyTheTiger]

@@anawesomepet no anime is life. Anime gives you life.

[@oen6392]

I am watching this at 12 11 am and this seemed very philosophical to me and now it has me thinking do more cookies equal more life or is it less cookies equal more life I have a test tomorrow but that can wait I must go on a journey to discover the true meaning of cookies

[@drgnhrtd6882]

Ngl this makes complete sense to me

[@Hi23849]

This video has inspired me to start playing cookie clicker again

[@doozy5184]

Me, who is 14 and watches anime: Maybe I am having a midlife crisis.

[@michealbergin9574]

Anime is gay ngl

[@bobbobbobbob3305]

Become deathing at 40 years old due to a self inflicted spatula wound

[@hyper2523]

This is unravelled if Brian didnt have to worry about staying on theme

[@iframesbutton9895]

Okay wtf, how is this an actual good philosophical inlook of life

[@ladyViviaen]

never thought i'd be motivated by a cookie clicker video explaining the meaning of life but here we are

[@kevinlevrone1]

Lol

[@Ave._.Rage12]

Hmmm

[@givemeaname4]

you know this isnt to far off from life espicly the analogy with money and cookies and the no meaning of it

[@cham6696]

Doctor: you only have 22,075,000 seconds to live Me: plays cookie cliker for 22,075,000 seconds

[@henryjutras8037]

this make me play cookie clicker also THIS IS PROBOLY UR BEST VIDEO YET

[@g0blinboi415]

he turned what is supossed to be a reality bending cookie baker into the meaning of life

[@that1niceguy246]

This is making me strangely emotional. Didn't expect that from a TedTalk but here we are.

[@Mew-se9ry]

The best soubway cookie I ever had was this one christmas special a few years back where it was a hot chocolate flavored cookie with marshmallow flavored choco chips

[@sniper9395]

Cookie clicker: you literally go from baking cookies to literally ascending to heaven multiple times, becoming a god yourself, slaying grandma demons, hijacking entity production in all of infinite idleverses, convert literally everything to cookies, change the season and holiday anytime you can and raise a fucking dragon. Yes this is a clicker game about cookies

[@R3mmmo]

subbing to you was the best golden cookie in my life

[@zwiadowca7185]

i think leaving skyblock was the best move for this channel, the content is good

[@jakovpercin5036]

Grandmas get mad because they are not needed as much but those children from basement who were clicking cookie all day long don't! Really good represantion of life.

[@marttipelaa]

"The more cookies you get, the more women will come." Truly some wise words

[@realshaperio]

Best subway cookie is all of them, they are all perfect

[@ashtonthompsoncortes4814]

This man ...no this god has the answers to everything in the universe, and yet chooses to be a amazing KZbin and share the secrets through his content

[@noctuabird]

I played cookie clicker when a antimatter condensers was the lastest building you get. I didn’t know much about it. I revisited last year. I went on the wiki. I found out about endgame and hacking. Everything changed