The Most Generational Rivalries in the Animal Kingdom

[@DanGamingFan2406]

"'No Orca Alive shall prosper.' That's on Pod." I don't know how you come up with these banger lines or make them flow so smoothly, but please never stop, they're absolute gold.

[@watershipup7101]

Absolutely agreed.

[@genjis5155]

That is an amazing pun.

[@batshobenoni3543]

It's the power of black man

[@priscillajimenez27]

He needs to write a second book with all of these phrases

[@Techmoblad]

"A seebrah" as in a sea zebrah lmao

[@johnthegiant320]

"a sledgehammer with teeth and a leather straight jacket in an arms race"... how you come up with this and make it flow so well I have no idea, but please never stop!

[@wickedprophet2375]

I formed a relationship with the ravens and crows in my town over the last couple years, and I once saw them post up and just take turns yelling at, talking shit, and dive bombing this fox until it started having an anxiety attack. I love my birds and they love me but I’ve seen them be incredibly spiteful 😂

[@elonif4125]

Bro is a descendent of Odin

[@thepinkelephant2520]

How did you befriend them? Asking for a friend

[@a_lethe_ion]

yeah im leabving little nut gifts for the local jackdaws and crows

[@alshaeebi812]

For a while I used to feed my local crows, but then I stopped after getting a kitten and like a few weeks later I was feeding my cat outside and one of the crows flew over and dropped a shit on him.

[@rodrigoandorinha9259]

@@thepinkelephant2520 Give them food sometimes and just let them be there doing whatever they do, they warm up eventually

[@rikorobinson]

When I was in Victoria Falls, my hotel told me to make sure I kept my windows locked. I was like, "But all of my research indicated this country is super safe." They were like, "From people..." Turns out the baboons have a habit of breaking in and trashing and/or stealing all your sh*t 😅😅😅

[@CD-Gaming]

Missus: "What's with all this porn on your laptop? I thought you said you were researching!" Bloke: "A baboon broke in and started surfing, what can I say?"

[@Nerobyrne]

That's ok Baboons are tasty

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Baboons are straight up gangsta LOL XD

[@OPTIMUSVEST]

I know you know I'm not gonna download that shit

[@thelourensfamily8048]

They're pretty smart too. The ones that live on the mountain near my parent's home figured out how to get passed the baboon lock on the trash cans (originally designed because the baboons figured out which day the truck came and they would come raid the bins and there would be trash strewn across the road).

[@kingkongkungkwang]

Look, I've broken bones, herniated my guts, busted my eardrum, etc... But the giant hornet sting tops most of my injuries in terms of pain. I think the only two injuries that hurt more than the giant hornet sting were ruptured disc and burns. Them winged butt pokey flying warthogs are satan.

[@Torthrodhel]

Loads of people say burns are among the worst pain. I find them nice, and when I was stupid I used to do them to myself. But stomach pain I can't stand, even mild, makes me go into 'depression defense mode'. Point being I think people vary a lot. Never been stung by a hornet tho (and wouldn't go near them to find out). A wound drain removal from major surgery was the worst pain I've had in terms of pure strength (it was over fairly quickly though).

[@innovativedunce3706]

@@Torthrodhel 😳...You... like setting yourself on fire...? ...Are you a pyromaniac?

[@Torthrodhel]

@@innovativedunce3706 no just a very open person, I guess with an unusual sensory quirk. We all have our wild days and that was part of mine (though think cigar stubs more than wicker men). My pain exploration sounds a lot less wild than the op's anyway; wasn't meant as a boast, just curiosity. I like learning about the differences. They're weird and interesting. Fire is very beautiful but I've never gone around burning stuff. Actually been in two house fires and they were both very scary and I still get up in the night sometimes needing to check nothing's on fire. Definitely not a desired situation.

[@innovativedunce3706]

@@Torthrodhel Ok, good. Have a nice day🙂

[@shawdcummings2160]

Get a flamethrower the wasps will fear you

[@terramater]

But sometimes it's about the alliance! Our crew got on camera baboons that built an alliance with lions, and I won't tell what happened to the antelopes around.

[@TheLongVigil]

The Raven snitching on the Coyote to the wolves is next level disrespect... The fact that it flew OVER THE COYOTE while he was about to get got just made it that much worse, lol

[@painvillegaming4119]

Hey what did the coyote expect raven be straight up help raising the cups There honory members of the pack 😂

[@issytheamateurnerd9877]

"A reptile dysfunction" is the best thing I've heard all week.

[@SHGRae]

Facts!!!! Cuz what 😂😂😂😂

[@bsadewitz]

I would love to simply have a conversation with this guy. I rarely encounter people with such raw wit.

[@toxi101yt5]

@@SHGRaerazzle joke

[@pstrecx732]

YEEEES RAZZLE VIEWER SPOTTED​@@toxi101yt5

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

every time I'm about to comment on a joke I see someone already has I swear we all have the same sense of humor

[@GreaterWorksGallery]

the octopus thing explains why Squidward is so grouchy on Spongebob. Brilliant observation by the writers and creators of the show!

[@Chuck_EL]

and star fish are really smart but they're socially awkward so they come off as moronic in the sea world Like Patrick, you can hold them and they get giddy and friendly

[@Dawg347]

@@Chuck_ELis that why Patrick sometimes has smart moment?

[@margaretbush]

He was a marine biologist beforehand so yeah

[@violetskiy854]

So thats why they lost so much personality when he stopped working on the show

[@1gient]

@@margaretbush Seem to recall it even started as a comic narrated by a sponge (a _sea_ one not a dish one like in the cartoon). It always was meant to be educational. Like the seabears are meant to be a joke about seals being closely related to bears.

[@spookyplaguedoctor5714]

Alligators are also really important to Florida's ecosystem, being a keystone species. The holes they dig provide pools of water for animals during Florida's dry season. So we should keep them happy and plentiful.

[@chickenanon]

Points! Although i was surprised he didn't mention the crocs, who also absolutely beef with boas but are rarer in general. We're lucky to basically have two versions of such a keystone honestly!!!!!

[@pocketinfinity6733]

florida now needs the gators to keep running what a world we live in huh?

[@spookyplaguedoctor5714]

@@pocketinfinity6733 we've needed them since the land was formed! That's why maintaining native species is so important.

[@chickenanon]

@@pocketinfinity6733 Florida always needed gators

[@clgr1323]

Alligators? whassat? I only Know Swamp Puppies

[@methylsky]

"homicide and a happy meal" sounds like a really funky alternative to "Netflix and chill"

[@decay6516]

That's one crazy way to adopt

[@thomasthetanderloin]

welcome to the jungle.

[@polish_guy_official]

*Netflix and kill

[@lukaskolisek2208]

@@thomasthetanderloin We got fun and games.

[@LittleBlackbirdRaven]

I'll take 2, please.

[@shlingusdingus4174]

8:31 As someone who owns Mantids as pets, I can tell you with utmost honesty that Mantids are surprisingly fragile and even skittish. Very much so. They can often spook from larger prey that they aren't equipped to handle (too big, or too heavily carapaced insects) despite them being able to kill lizards and birds. They can't fly to save their life, don't have dense exoskeletons, and they are ambush hunters relying on stealth and the element of surprise. Hornets are equipped to brute force their way around a threat. You're putting a glass canon assassin against a flying juggernaut.

[@laneyking2044]

I used to catch mantises as a kid, color me heartbroken when the grasshopper I put in its cage as food actually killed the mantis...

[@stephanniemorin]

Poor mantises...

[@basharic3162]

I'm one of those people bugs just land on, mostly dragonflies, but I was outside vacuuming the truck with a shop vac when I had a mantis land on my shoulder. I felt the tickle, saw something move out of the corner of my eye and reacted without thinking: Shot the vacuum hose up fast and sucked it down. Once the reaction calmed down I realized I'd seen a mantis saying "Hey!" I felt bad, turned off the vacuum, and popped it open to see if it had survived. Luckily it was alive and undamaged, though dusty and its bell was clearly rung. Hung out with it for a minute to make sure everything was working. Once it started cleaning itself I dropped it off on a nearby bush. Weirdest thing is it was the first and only time I'd seen one in my yard in 14 years of living here. And I was way out in the open, at least 20 feet away from any foliage at the time. I figger the local birds are too numerous and not enough plants in my yard for them to be safe, even though my irises often have a bunch of nice tasty aphids that need culling.

[@survive7771]

There are over 2,400 species of mantis. To simplify it for you, just because you are dumb doesn't mean all humans are dumb.

[@Andromeda14161]

I saw a praying mantis for the very first time a few years ago while I was at work. I went to show one of my coworkers and he just KILLED IT. I almost cried, I hated that guy so much.

[@thetayz72]

Outlawing self-defense inside your own house against a pack of baboons is next level nutty. Think I'd get judged by twelve before faded by 8 babs

[@Kingcleavejp]

Naw bro play by their rules them run them hands.... Not by yourself tho call like 7 friends so they know you're not light weight 😂😂😂

[@KamenRiderGumo]

As my Dad is fond of saying, "I'd rather be tried by twelve than carried by six".

[@MrDibara]

​@@Kingcleavejp They finna have to restart their whole concept of community: shared houses. Where multiple people live on a single, big building and everyone can square up once the baboons pull up.

[@Kingcleavejp]

@@MrDibara that way they will learn their lesson

[@WildArtistsl]

With the current rent we have yeah I can see this asba possibly ​@@MrDibara

[@missnaomi613]

"The last thing you want to do is make enemies with an animal smart enough to do something about it." The truest words I've heard all week! You are a brilliant young man. Keep up the good work!

[@mndiaye_97]

Thank you!!

[@Burn_Angel]

You know...we're the smartest creatures on this world. And we made sure many species that were either too delicious or felt like a threat dissappear. The first thing I get from this is that yeah, don't mess with a smart creature. The second is, all the animals that mess with us should be grateful we're so smart that we developed morality, or else we'd walk this world alone.

[@Geniusprimate]

Monsters are animals​@@mndiaye_97

[@violetskiy854]

​@@Burn_Angeljust wait till ai takes over humans then we'll have an apex predator without mercy

[@Burn_Angel]

@@violetskiy854 It won't happen. Artificial intelligence is, as it's name says, not real intelligence, but rather a sequence of patterns that try its best to follow some kind of logic. It will never be as smart as us, and it won't take over the world. This is not a movie.

[@EvilExcalibur]

Reminds me of how a few years ago i saw a legit turf war between crows and what I think were magpies. They were feuding over a piece of food but what made it funny is that the longer it went in the more that their respective numbers swelled. At one point in the middle of the conflict one of the crows snatched the snack and took of while the other crows focused on harassing any would be pursuers. It was pretty cool TBH

[@markcarey67]

Australian Magpies and Noisy Miners have some serious beef.

[@purplehaze2358]

Something to note about sloth bears: Their claws evolving for digging is actually only one reason why they can't climb. The second is because their major competition, tigers, are so adept at climbing that it's a fool's errand to begin with.

[@AGrumpyPanda]

Nature doesn't waste time or calories, if it doesn't help it doesn't stay around.

[@white.rabbit1871]

Sloth Bear: F*ck it. If I'm going out, I'm going out swinging.

[@error8119]

“if it wants me in a pack, i’m going in a pack. Least I can do is heavily injure it on my way out for the next bear”

[@crystalfire7x]

Same with Leopards, which is a death wish.

[@ladyhdwastaken]

Those bees jumping that hornet was unironically kind of wholesome. You go little bees

[@jens2049]

I love bees

[@HeydenHarvey]

​@@jens2049 bees are trumps spy campaign, they don't exist. Biden 2024!

[@737e7dhs4]

Yes

[@kevinpace866]

crazy how something so small contributes so big to our world

[@v.i.cthak.i.d9265]

Nah team wasp all the way all my homies hate bees

[@CrazyMongoose85]

I love that you included Fishing Garrett's videos. That man is wild. Barefoot and booping murderous reptiles.

[@Izzy_gee]

Yoink!

[@Mr.Snufflebuns]

@@Izzy_gee YOINK

[@averageyoutubeenjoyer3052]

@@Izzy_gee YOINK!!!

[@thenintendocyclops1074]

8:53 For sake of clarity: ASIAN honey bees have developed this strategy to combat giant hornets, as far as I'm aware American honeybees don't have any real answer to them, though I'd wager anything on a carpenter bee winning a fight those guys will fly in your face just so you don't have an excuse later

[@M1N1molo]

Carpenter bees are so goofy because the big angry ones are exclusively males, who cannot sting or bite. It literally can’t do anything, it’s just being lil shithead because why not lol. Also, look at the face. Makes have white faces. Females are small, keep to themselves, and can sting, but won’t unless you make them.

[@kellywalker1664]

Don't they also know how to deal with bee mites? They just pull them off their hive mates and end them on site.

[@Sabbathtage]

"America Honey Bees" are actually called Western Honey Bees. 🐝🤓

[@M1N1molo]

@@Sabbathtage American honeybees refers to honeybees which are in America. American has no native honeybees. African killer bees are also American honeybees as they live mostly in America.

[@dairoleon2682]

I don't know about that. Carpenter bees seem too chill to deal with the giant murder machines (you can pick them up with your bare hands), in addition to having the disadvantage of being generally solitary.

[@esbirdnerd]

12:38 Everytime I hear this story it just makes me laugh, imagine running for your life from large vicious creatures, and the entire time a snitch bird is just like “Hey, he’s over here”

[@ageishyena3035]

Never piss off crows or ravens. They have memories. Long. Memories.

[@Whammytap]

The wolves have air superiority over coyotes.

[@Soopology]

Lol same. I see why Ravens are so prominent in mythology. And that coyote got mangled too.

[@KazukoLight]

​@@ageishyena3035they also have homies that they tell about their beef and aren't above sending your way if you wronged them.

[@loricho]

LOL @10:55 "nothing says beef more than if I'm going down best believe death takin' us two for one". This video is horrifying and fascinating, glad I found your channel.

[@bradleyadams5252]

Reminded me of a DustyDubs video where he found an osprey and snake tangled together near the shore of the lake. The bird had impaled the reptile with its claws and the snake coiled around it midair causing it to fall into the water, leaving both of them struggling and drowning until Mr. Dusty intervened. Nature is metal.

[@Ld7snake]

12:40 I can’t stop imagining the Coyote in a GTA chase with the police and it just got Three stars just as it was about to lose the heat

[@thekillers1stfan]

two crow crime at most

[@pierresosa6988]

3:19 - "they'll more than weaponize the power of friendship" -- Wow. Perfect line, perfect delivery. Pure gold.

[@unrulycrow6299]

"The Serengeti laugh tracks" Bro casually pulling that sort of amazing line lmao I legit had to go back to it to make sure you DID say it because I was so caught off-guard for a second. You truly have a way with words.

[@salvador_69.11]

1:19 Hyenas are apart of the hespertroidea superfamily which they share with mongooses and fossas, so calling it a mongoose on steroids is accurate

[@skyrogue1977]

Regardless, the turtle head-butting the foot is still hilarious.

[@TheBlazicans]

Donatello was not playing lol

[@dracothewarrior4316]

*tortoise

[@m3diterra]

@@TheBlazicans Raphael style 😏

[@thewanderer4336]

👀😁😝🦶

[@TheCriminalViolin]

*Tortoise - they're very different. Confuse a Tortoise for a Turtle in care and you will kill it. Same vice versa.

[@ron633]

The look of surprise on the leopard's face and the yell being made snitching him out took my soul 4:08 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thepersonwiththepanels5351]

The absolute smooth inclusion of bangers like ‘No orcas alive shall prosper, that’s on pod’ is the stuff of legends we talk about decades later. You’re actually the coolest, man, please never stop being you!

[@Chuck_EL]

Orcas getting got by humpback whales is ironically karmic

[@digitalcamaro9708]

This episode makes me want a sequel to the "Animals with Black AF1 energy" video. Nature has way too many contenders for that shit. This comment exploded tf

[@AbdimajiidMohamed-ht2vj]

Bro it’s been 2 min since the vid dropped for u ain’t no way u finished the whole vid 😭

[@marcellebestbrathwaite8588]

@@AbdimajiidMohamed-ht2vj bro put the video on 2x speed

[@joshuajarret6907]

Yes, but what if he did the animals with the least Black Af1 energy

[@digitalcamaro9708]

@@AbdimajiidMohamed-ht2vj I didn't, but I've seen enough content of his to KNOW who he's about to bring up. The Sloth Bear vs Tiger shit was guaranteed.

[@bsadewitz]

"A maligned mongoose on steroids" 😂

[@gunner_melon445]

9:43 I love that dude. Bro is truly built different

[@Timmycoo]

That zebra biting the croc was hilarious. Very on brand for them.

[@Chuck_EL]

And that lion running scared for his life while a herd of Water Buffalos are chasing him with one Buffalo with its tongue out

[@alexanderbruwer9363]

I live in Cape Town on the eastern end of False Bay. The two main reasons baboons are problematic are people. Either because they feed them or because they complain when the people responsible for keeping them from literally stealing and eating babies or pets use non lethal means to chase baboons from houses or off of peoples cars. People don't understand just how destructive they can be, I was chilling on Clarence Drive (before the rains caused most of the road to fall into the ocean) and juvenile baboons were sitting on the dude next to me's car, tearing off the rubber strips, destroying the mirrors, etc. Some people tried to chase them away but since they're smart enough to realise we wouldn't actually hurt them they didn't care. Another story is from my parents when they stopped in Pringle Bay, the one lady and her friend were talking outside of the restaurant there when the local male baboon came up, slapped the bag of leftovers from her hand and ate what fell on the floor because there wasn'tgoing to be any consequences for him doing it. Vervet monkeys made me hate monkeys, baboons made me hate people

[@celestebigaignon6054]

Vervet monkeys are a pest in my hometown of Amanzimtoti. Also because they are constantly being fed by humans and they poor things need to be saved even though they attack people, animals and children.

[@nickschaefer9320]

Sounds like all it takes is an example of 1 to get the message to the others.

[@starlarose2216]

​@@nickschaefer9320 Baboon season?

[@DrippleDragon]

@@starlarose2216you can’t, Baboons hold one of the biggest grudges out of all primates, so unless you want years of Baboons actively assaulting worse than they are now it’s better to try and use harmless tactics again this is a problem the people brought on to themselves so it’s gonna be years and years before it’s fixed

[@SevenEighths06]

Maybe we should declare them a delicacy or something. Then we'll see if they wanna fuck around and find out.

[@guardiantree8879]

Everyone: Ahh aren’t the whales so benevolent helping protect animals from orcas. Humpback Whales: Nah we’re just petty. We’re the Hatfield & McCoy’s of the sea!

[@mndiaye_97]

“People think I’m fighting to save the day…..really I just like to fight!”

[@MichaelJW72]

@@mndiaye_97other ocean mammals. “That’s fine if it helps us. Petty away.”

[@mndiaye_97]

Mantis is in fact 20% of the Furious FIVE 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@SpaghettyLuvsU]

I feel like Mantis gets carried a lot, 10% sounds about right

[@DrippleDragon]

@@SpaghettyLuvsUit might be 20% I think we’re forgetting Mantis is actually the fastest and strongest physically

[@antonydrossos5719]

Explains why Praying Mantis style Kung-Fu is so effective

[@Soulmaster187]

who are the other 4?

[@lilywashere27]

​@@Soulmaster187 They're talking about Kung Fu Panda, the animated movie. The other 4 are Tiger (Tigress?), Monkey, Crane and Viper

[@garythefishable]

The frog and dragonfly rivalry often gets slept on but it's low key one of the best in nature.

[@alexandersheridan2179]

This is the first of I've heard about it, thanks!🤙

[@royceroyce7715]

Sincere thanks for the Google hole I fell into for that

[@Benjimon4901]

That line got me howling like a hyena 😂😂😂 7:52 "in a world of fight or flight, they been made their choice"

[@Glory2Snowstar]

The Club Penguin music during that octopus footage made ME launch back a few generations. Always such banger track selections.

[@maxalon2479]

you mean one generation?

[@m3diterra]

The octopus punching fish is hilarious

[@pandagrl666]

@@maxalon2479 nah, a couple at most. some millennials played club penguin as well.

[@coolrapplayz3935]

9:27 YOINK GUY MENTIONEDDDDD

[@CWRage]

I surprised Pikachu'd when I saw him snatch that thing up by its face.

[@TheHipsterDominion]

@@CWRage Well if you snatch it by anywhere else it'll just turn around and bite you. It's counterintuitive but its the safest way to yoink em

[@thegreivousone2444]

Yoinkman!

[@phoebusapollo8365]

@@TheHipsterDominion im always curious, why don’t the big ones just coil around our arms when we do that and just snap them like twigs?

[@possiblyasinglelemon6185]

He's after that 20 footer

[@carmacksanderson3937]

The raven providing the wolves air support is truly spiteful 😂

[@Graves-81_69]

3:31 I remember watching an old NG documentary on some lion prides and this one female had some cubs that got got by some hyenas and she started hunting just them one by one. I thought it was interesting that a lion could go full “salt the earth”.

[@bengal4047]

Rain World Artificer vibes

[@destinynightrunnersilversmith]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@thegreivousone2444]

@@bengal4047 NAH I HAD THE EXACT SAME THOUGHT

[@Graves-81_69]

@@bengal4047 is that the name of it?

[@serioussilliness2064]

your current pfp matches this vibe I got to say

[@CalzoneSamosa]

9:27 Finally seeing the most brutal predator on this channel, Fishinggarret

[@thegreivousone2444]

yoinkman is truly the apex

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

He's Oryx, the Taken King, but for animals in the Florida Everglades.

[@TrapShooter68]

Yoink! Boop!

[@chickenanon]

Even the Floridians fear fishinggarret (source: Floridian) We're so proud of him

[@Fen_Fox]

Him going through the everglades *and* the amazon rainforest bare foot scares me 😭 I'm surprised he hasn't been bitten or something yet

[@heathertaylor8904]

"A-reptile dysfunction" took me OUT. It took me a full 30 seconds to process the joke and i had to go back to make sure i heard what i thought i heard 😂

[@RyanGriffiths28]

0:47 that slap was personal 😂😂😂😂

[@s0ggybeansncheese755]

hippo was talking mad shit he had to shut him up

[@coffee_2234]

Would you do the same if someone was chewing so loud near you

[@RyanGriffiths28]

@@s0ggybeansncheese755 he mother slapped him or challenged him to a duel 😂😂😂

[@RyanGriffiths28]

@coffee_2234 hell ye 😂 but I thought it wasn't a hippo I thought it was the other animal that looks like a hippo I can't remember the name

[@m3diterra]

That and the boxing octopus 😂

[@roymuerlunos2426]

"That's on pod" Will never have enough recognition it deserves.

[@DKdrop]

Ah yes, the three markers of animal intelligence: can it pass the mirror test, can it have fun, and can it hold a grudge. If it checks those three boxes, I vote we leave it the fuck alone.

[@Already.Forgotten]

Nature’s rivalries make reality shows look like amateur hour where everyday is new drama and unpredictability.

[@Joe1887]

4:47 "That's on pod," is perhaps the greatest pun ever uttered.

[@davidcool5189]

I came down to the comments to see if anyone else appreciated that too. Nice.

[@MrGuelz]

It's so good 😂

[@jello_cudgel9213]

“Puts the ‘noose’ in ‘nuisance’” lol, pure gold my man!😂

[@CluelessBubbleEater]

Ooh, I know a classic inter-species rivalry! *Aussies VS emus*

[@Ragingroxes]

Facts

[@DrippleDragon]

Australia is like one of the only countries to ever have a war with animals and they lost every single time is the frightening part

[@frederikvandoren]

@@DrippleDragon nope China is way worse, they had a war with Sparrows and the end result was a famine that killed millions of people. Australia "losing" to birds had no bad impact on the people because they just made better fences to keep them away from crops.

[@SakuraKurosaki10]

Might be too one sided in favor of the emu.

[@emperortoho]

@@DrippleDragon china had a war against sparrows and won which caused millions of chinese citizens to die because it turns out that killing an entire species isn’t a great idea

[@loargesnek5371]

there is only one thing the python fears... "hey guys im in the florida everglades"

[@WallaceThiago]

😭😭yoink

[@PRLCKLY]

Yoinkkk

[@raeste.claire7093]

im from florida, and even I fear that man. he is THE florida man

[@orionskittles]

that guy :D yoink!

[@user-DragonWhiskers]

Yoinkers

[@predamorfhunter]

People naming that monster a sloth bear gives off the same energy as people calling their massive Pitbull cupcake

[@blahblah9036]

9:16 you can actually *hear* the trauma forming in that one person.

[@Cthululululu]

Quoth the Gator to the Burmy- "Nah, I aint losing. WE losing!"

[@Sumuddy]

God love living in England. No poisonous bugs, no scary predators (other than the royal family) no natural distarters

[@iRandom_Thoughts]

you killed all of em

[@EN4myX]

​​​@@iRandom_Thoughtsname one scary predator or venoumous bug on par with the ones listed here that at one point lived in the UK in the past 1000 years. The colonizers hunted game all over the world, however african and jungle animals never existed in northen Europe, the worst you can find are bears, vipers and mountain lions. Tldr: stfu

[@soapsatellite]

​@@iRandom_Thoughts How do you kill a natural disaster?

[@tyrtex5108]

Animal rivalries? Count me in.

[@coffee_2234]

Ah yes drama in the animal kingdom

[@EpicRandomness555]

Right?

[@aiko_foxxene1376]

Only like drama when I’m not involved

[@ilovecookiesization]

Your rival is the mosquito

[@ronaldomontero3624]

​@@ilovecookiesization isn't that everyone 💀💀💀💀

[@kiyomi5583]

"If im gon die best believe death gon take this 2 for 1" That line had no business makin me bust out laughing at work. Just imagining like the way the snake thinks everything is okay and the gator just bursts out and they both die and thinkin the gator did it out of spite.

[@thedevilman.]

THAT AD WAS SO CLEAN OVER 10 YEARS AND YOU'RE (probably) THE FIRST THAT MADE ME WATCH AND DOWNLOAD ONG

[@pablorosada9788]

Let's be real, humans only have "on sight beef" with baboons because we decided to be too nice. Because you know damn well that if they were suddenly taken off the "protected species" list, they would meet many different calibers of "Find Out" we give to those that disrespect us and would learn very quickly to not touch our shit (or go exctinct, either way the beef gets settled VERY quickly)

[@mndiaye_97]

Precisely. They learned the average person isn’t doing anything to them so they do whatever they want. Basically, they don’t respect us in the slightest 😭

[@pablorosada9788]

@@mndiaye_97 I know you make videos on animals and not humans, but we often forget how terrifying we are. In a world where menaces like hippos, river otters, and zebras exist, we are the ones that trap all of those and more in cages and special holding cells just to look at them

[@Universexy1]

@@pablorosada9788So dangerous we could cripple the planet 😂 but I was just wondering if we started fighting back without guns at least, would that start a legit war between the two? Surely they would feel vindictive and get clever enough to start raid parties or smth

[@pablorosada9788]

@@Universexy1 absolutely. One thing we both have in common is that neither species runs the ones (must be a primate thing), everybody would be jumping everybody. It would be an all out war And then the guns come in. Because where there's smoke there's fire(arms). What can I say? We really like our boomsticks.

[@DrippleDragon]

⁠@@pablorosada9788yeah but at that same time there’s not a single animal we can out run, out maneuver, and no real biological weapons like claws,fangs, or venom, humans best qualities are numbers,opposable thumbs, and more developed brain (although today with some people we can debate that) and strength and we still can’t get to the pure muscle that is a Gorilla at least not within a short amount of time, nor could we all think on the same mind at the same time for the common goal Yeah Humans are very effective and we have crippled the world but tbf put most other dominant predators in that position they would ruin the world faster than us but at that same time Humans vs any animal so far we have not won a single war with an animal

[@DustyGamma]

Thanks for that ending clip, a nice little boost of serotonin after all that other stuff.

[@JonsTunes]

Animals with Beef. That'd be the cow 👍

[@70thalternativeaccount63]

Tigers being described as nature's Deathstroke is one of the best things I've ever heard to describe them.

[@Dino_Boy.01]

I love how donkeys and dogs make sense, since they were taught to kill them in sight. So just imagine if they ever saw an animal like say, a wolf.

[@normalhuman9878]

If it’s just one wolf, I would still bet on the donkey. They’re very mean

[@ninnik]

Some people use donkeys as live stock guardians because they absolutely hate wolves

[@paigeharrison3909]

I lived in rural Texas for ages and nearly every rancher around kept a donkey or two with his cattle. They absolutely loathe coyotes and will murder them on site. And we had tons of coyotes around. I lost several cats to them.

[@blahorgaslisk7763]

@@paigeharrison3909 Another animal that hates wolves are llama and alpaca. I've heard of sheep owners who keep a few llama with their sheep. Instead of acting like a prey they walk directly up to any wolf and give it hell. They are not only good at spitting but quite adept at kicking. The result is that the wolves really don't know how to handle them and instead will avoid the sheep herds where there are llama watching the herd.

[@coal9205]

11:29 Your designated club penguin music detector is here! This song is the Aqua Grabber mini-game song!

[@titaniumteddybear]

I'm from Kommetjie, in Cape Town and the baboons are actually ok if the local baboon monitoring program is well-funded and well-run. We basically use their intelligence against them because they know what guns are, and that they should be afraid of them. So people successfully chase them away (without hurting them) using air rifles, paintball guns, or even by holding a broom and shouting "bang". They also tend to back off if you stand up to them. I've had to do that several times, even with a troop leader. If you act confident, maintain eye contact, and purposefully walk towards them they tend to back off. The trick, obviously, is to not get so close to them that they actually feel threatened and lash out. And I'm a fairly big guy so that plays to my advantage. But if you get anywhere near one of their babies well...that's kinda on you.The last bit of good news is that they absolutely do not harm pets, even though they easily could, because they've learned via generational memory that hurting a human's dog will bring down the hammer really freaking quick. So they can be a serious nuisance if you're in a baboon area (of which there are very few) and don't close your windows. But other than that they're just kinda a hassle.

[@FLMKane]

Soooo baboons are basically like 40k orks kzbin.info/www/bejne/oX_Nhpx6pbGporMsi=pAZoHqDwDGTgX7o5

[@marinhaalternativa3829]

Baboons watched John Wick as a human wildlife documentary 😂

[@celarc99]

There are three moments in my life, where I was in so much pain that I literally vomited as a reaction. Not because I was sick, but because the pain was just that bad. The first and worst was a kidney stone. The third was when I broke my ankle snowboarding. The second however was when an asian hornet stung me on the back of my hand, near the wrist. I never thought a hospital would give me opioid-grade pain killers for a fucking bug sting. But they were surprisingly understanding and quick with it, which only worried me more at the time lmao.

[@The_Super_NOVA]

Okay, where are people in these comments encountering those devil spawn?

[@HeydenHarvey]

​@@The_Super_NOVAin hell

[@tessiepinkman]

I've heard about that pain from a friend who had the misfortune of getting stung while on vacation _(we live in Scandinavia so we luckily do not have those demons around, at least not yet...),_ he got stung on the neck and got a *REALLY* bad reaction to it, beyond the pain. He was swelling up like a balloon and had a harder and harder time breathing for every minute that passed. They estimate that it took them about 15, at an absolute maximum 20 minutes, from the time of the sting until they were at the hospital WITH a doctor, which is just... Pure luck. They all felt as if it could have gone straight to hell if they hadn't been almost directly outside of a great hospital, so he could get help with his breathing and the *pain* as fast as he did. Otherwise the reaction he had to it could very well have killed him from a lack of breathing, so it's just amazingly lucky that the hospital was only a few minutes away. He had never had any reaction to an ordinary wasp here in Scandinavia, never been allergic or anything, but after that sting he started to get allergic reactions from wasp stings in Scandinavia too. That's freaky as hell. Anyway, he also said that they gave him fairly high doses of morphine, oxy- or hydrocodone, I don't remember which, and that the only thing his friends had to say to the doctor was that he got stung by one of those giant hornets/wasps (they didn't know the name of it), and as soon as they had said the words the doctor turned to the nurses and said something to the effect of; "Give him [medications for the allergic reaction] and opioids! *Run* really fast!" with a real "rush" and some worry in his voice. My friends were of course quite worried before that, since the guy who got stung was swelling and red as hell in the face and around his neck, had problems to breathe but somehow managed to SCREAM and vomit + sweating bullets, and that was from the pain alone. But something "clicked" with them when the doctor and nurses were as quick as they were with giving him what they did in the doses they did, that I think the realization of how serious of a situation it was just hit them even harder. Anyway, I'm so sorry that you had to go through that pain. It truly sounds like one of the worst things imaginable.

[@smileyjack6621]

The leopard getting called out looking up like *damn bro he really did it.*

[@rahuls3850]

8:10 “They are the only insect that can give 10% of the Furious Five a problem” 😂😂😂 Master Mantis: And I took that personally

[@loreman7267]

I grew up in S Africa. I absolutely loathe baboons. The most intimidating ones I ever saw were in the Suikerbosrand, south of Johannesburg. It was winter, the sleet was lashing down, and the alpha males of the local troop were the size of rottweilers, all shaggy in their black winter coats. It was like something out of the Ice Age! ☠️

[@luckerooni1153]

Raven pulled up on some end of the movie type shit: "I just wanted you to know, the reason you about to die, it's because of me, because I saw that shit you did and I told you I wasn't gonna forget. Now look at you, oh don't look back, you ain't gonna like what you see." Bro probably fuckin ate him too after that. Trying to rob a raven in wolf territory as anything but maybe a bear is asking for extreme levels of multi-species beef. It's basically the animal kingdom's version of LAPD

[@OG_DouG]

Lions vs. Hyenas are the guerrilla warfare of the animal kingdom. Lions are usually stronger, but with the right tactics and number superiority hyenas can take them out too. love the remake btw. real legends remember the og video

[@TheGoat-wm3yw]

You have single handedly unlocked my fascination for nature

[@ravenRedwake]

13:55 I wonder if paintball guns with the teargas or pepper balls would work?

[@heihogreenzx4704]

“As you can see, in the mushroom kingdom, the IHY Luigi has an intense rivalry and hatred with Mario Madness. Come back at 12:00 to see The End.”

[@godzillafan6704]

Bruh

[@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8]

what

[@heihogreenzx4704]

Holy- I didn’t expect this to actually get over a hundred likes in the span of an hour, I was just making a sh*tpost mixing various Mario’s Madness references. How did this happen?

[@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8]

@@heihogreenzx4704 burp

[@eletricalplugandoutlet1540]

*If I have to hear one more goddamn person make a "yo soy Luigi" reference I am going to piss my own ass!*

[@aspendespain4606]

OH MY GOSH RATCHET AND CLANK MUSIC AHHH. Ahem, sorry, love the video and all, you always do a good job of giving us good info while making it entertaining, but I LOVE Ratchet and Clank and just instantly got a shot of nostalgia straight to my brain as soon as I heard that at 7:10. Thank you for that, now I feel like playing it again. XD

[@kendahlbrown8378]

For real as soon as I heard it I knew what it was.

[@enderfox1699]

14:17 - tbh idgaf if its against the law to kill a baboon, it's no wonder there's so many of them. If they attack my family or steal my food, why should we let it happen? Disappointed in the government for allowing this issue to happen

[@CapybaraLord75]

I would agree if they are overpopulated.

[@Aaron-q2h6k]

Idgaf if you get mauled by them

[@YokaiX]

Some governments already have difficulty allowing people to defend themselves against legally against other people. Not surprised people aren’t even allowed to defend themselves against animals that pose a threat.

[@bentheherod3373]

No animal rivalry will ever be worse then the rivalry between my Mini Bernese Mountain Dogs, there is no greater offense to one of them then petting the other one and they will jump on/tackle/and slap you repeatedly until they get pets

[@gaylasmith5279]

My spoiled dog is trying to get between me and my tablet right now. She cannot abide it when I don't drop everything to pay attention to her! She definitely has me wrapped around her little paw!❤

[@normalhuman9878]

I’d say there’s a rivalry between my dogs and cats but the dogs are too scared to fight back most of the time lol

[@eddiebendigo7317]

Than

[@alexandersheridan2179]

You should get that footage for him to put randomly in one of these videos 😂

[@nobody8328]

Mini Bernese Mountain Dogs? ~cries in groomer~

[@BryanbFLYin]

Nah bruh did he call Orcas "Seabras" at 04:22? Since they are black/white like zebras but live in the sea? Hahaha I'm calling them that from now on. I like that😂

[@kevinsims2876]

9:27 Ahh he found the Burmese python👏🏼. 🗣YOINK!

[@DrBunnyMedicinal]

Aww, how sweet and unexpected for the video to end with a you Maggie. Magpies aren't any sort of corvid, but they can and do remember the faces of people who have crossed them as well as Ravens or Crows do. Only their beaks are much pointier.

[@KavsLockedOut]

magpies are corvids.

[@Whiteknight-xg2pq]

Is that what it is? I was thinking Kookaburra.

[@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox]

Magpies are memebers of the family Corvidae. Which also includes Jays, Crows, Nutcrackers, and Ravens. They meet the one and only requirement to be considered a corvid, so even if they might not be the first animal you think of in that family, Magpies are indeed 'a sort of corvid' by definition.

[@DarthSidian]

No, Magpies _are_ corvids.

[@eddiebendigo7317]

Magpies are corvids.

[@josephbernard5240]

Sloth bears: baby face with tiny round ears and a ton of fluff. Also sloth bears: will straight up end you with zero hesitation

[@josephcaseyjr8923]

Love that he uses Metroid music in the background, it's my favorite game franchise of all time and it's nothing but respect for showing it some love

[@97gorrilla]

“Going for brain like a sapio” is elite and underrated

[@mndiaye_97]

Glad someone noticed 😅

[@brziperiod]

Love that the sponsor is generic tower defense cash grab number 87,794,638 lol like I saw the text window at the bottom and immediately remembered the old days... Early 2010s recipe.

[@Marispider]

Hey, at least it's just a generic game instead of some shady company. It's nice seeing something that's not betterhelp

[@brziperiod]

@@Marispider Yea

[@darkagedrifter]

@@MarispiderWhat happened with Betterhelp? I was unaware they had something shady going on.

[@andersjjensen]

@@darkagedrifter They hire unqualified people without hesitation while also rigging the algorithm to boost those who charge the lowest price, which "forces out" actual professionals who refuse to consult for $5 an hour with a 30% cut to Betterhelp. So they're basically selling worthless shit to the most vulnerable people imaginable.

[@darkagedrifter]

@@andersjjensen Damn, that's scummy. That's actually kinda infuriating how that can just happen.

[@EllenD-p2q]

"Risk calculator is broken". 😂 Love you man. Thank you

[@vincentshadetree]

7:57 That's word! Praying Mantis get all the respect for being an insect to stand on business 😎

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

The idea of a snake eating an alligator before it died, and it ripping through the snake (but still dying as well) is some nightmare fuel imagery...

[@Irma_Vep]

Love the shoutout to Fishing Garrett dude rocks. Love both y’all channels

[@ivyngarner8905]

If you do a pt 2 to this video I’ve got some honorable mentions nasty animal beefs 1) Chimps & Baboons 2) Ants & Wasps 3) Spiders & Scorpions 4) Lizards & Snakes 5) Polar Bears & Walruses 6) Racoons & Cats

[@crystalfire7x]

As well as Mongoose & Cobras, Giant Anteater & Jaguars, Wolves & Cougars, Otters & Caiman.

[@kristianschuff1723]

​@@crystalfire7x I don't think mongoose and cobras are quite the same it's less of a rivalry and more of a mongoose wanting snake for dinner

[@Daelyah]

​​@@crystalfire7xI wonder if CG could utilize clips of Rikki Tikki Tavi, if that old animated film has any clips preserved online.

[@rahuls3850]

Arctic Fox vs Red Fox Zebra vs Wildebeest Brown Bear vs Polar Bear Great White vs Orca

[@Kingcleavejp]

@@rahuls3850 wait really foxes and zebras and wildebeests attack each other never knew

[@michealokocha9356]

Casual Geographic: gives detailed explanation on the animal which hunted the megladon to extinction. Fishinggarrett when he finds it: YOINK

[@walnzell9328]

Apparently the Eurasian eagle owls have less beef with foxes than their cousins. Apparently they've been spotted cooperating. Sharing their kills with each other.

[@TheMadTube]

Mamadou, I need to convey how great you are at spitting knowledge. Our generations have an incredible obstacle in getting educated. If we had more education creators like you in this world, my children’s generation could come up so much better with knowledge in this world. Thank you for all you do, friend. It is appreciated.

[@theonetruemonster3172]

A appreciate the Ratch and Clank soundtrack in the back. Don't know why but I always focus harder when I hear it.

[@wjm154]

I agree with your editor (9:25) our "Yoink-man" FishingGarrett is definitely built different 💀💀😂😂

[@hongquiao]

3:23 "Oh I just can't WAIT to be kiiing!" XD

[@RastaFudge]

“That can be arranged”

[@flowercrown-eevee]

I recently found fishinggarret from SHorts and i love how he just yoinks these gaint snakes. and pokes the most dangerous ones. Plus i love the fact that he is helping to remove invasive species from the everglade.

[@mndiaye_97]

He’s built different for sure

[@Midnight-ot3oi]

Underrated line here… “No Orca alive shall prosper, and that’s on Pod!” 🔥🔥🔥

[@PeaceJourney...]

Thank you, that was a great video! Especially liked the footage of the raven and fawn getting a lullaby sang to them at the end, it was the perfect touch.😊

[@PurpleShift42]

I think that's more likely to be a joey because that's an Australian magpie (which isn't a corvid at all)

[@PeaceJourney...]

@@PurpleShift42 thank you! I live in Texas, and some of our blackbirds have white markings here. That's the cutest marsupial ever, kangaroos are usually very intimidating to me with large stature, aggression and sharp claws. Have a lovely day!

[@Catastropheshe]

12:12 this punching sounds 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just can't 😂😂😂😂😂 💀💀💀

[@m3diterra]

The octopus boxing everyone was hilarious!

[@MGP2210]

14:03 Riding the car 😅 😂

[@Live4Yeshua7]

“God-fearing kung-fu roaches” Nah, you’re too good bro, too too good😂😂