Every blue gnome scene in HLAGE

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From the Half-life Alyx but the gnome is TOO AWARE series by Wayneradiotv:
• Half-Life: Alyx Living...
Blue gnome voice seed is "aHaleAndHeartySir" from NovelAI.
Red gnome voice is Lightning McQueen (The Cool Videos) from uberduck.
Gabe Newell's ai voice is from elevenlabs.
Gnome announcer/narrator/advisor voice is Alex Trebek from uberduck.

[@somedouchemcbag987]

My favorite was: "Detonate the flesh pod next to me, Sir! The resulting concussion will let me reach climax!" Holy fuck

[@G3nshin_Play3r_08]

“THE RED GNOME SMELLS LIKE ASS!” “SNIFF HIM!” “MEANWHILE!” “I smell like ass.” “BUT IN A GOOD WAY!”

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

7:30 The panicked "OWO?!" back-to-back with "not much air in here" took me tf out for some reason

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Then perish

[@Oliverdeaky]

That sounded like real panic.

[@goose6360]

The phrase "OH! Hello, officer!" Has become a permanent part of my vocabulary

[@sacerdotisadesangre]

this thing is exactly what it's like to have cicero as a follower in skyrim

[@some_condiment]

"Cicerussy is hungry... need a carrot... or a sweet roll..." - Vincent

[@ribbrana]

kill jestah

[@caseybaker7935]

The blue gnome is such a viscerally uncomfortable experience and I love it

[@gromblereal]

Wayne’s horrified “NOOO!!!” after the blue gnome asks for smex is just perfect

[@garythesnail990]

i like the contrast of the red gnome saying "ha he" and the blue gnome saying "ha ho"

[@Wudduhyuhbuyin]

You might not know this but the gnome saying ha he was not supposed to happen every time he tries to say ha ha (other than that one time)

[@DaniPup_]

i always love how dramatically he says "FFUUUUUUUCK"

[@verity_amo]

I was convinced the blue gnome was being voiced by someone until Wayne said he was another AI that was crazy

[@seescethething]

Agreed, strongly.

[@verity_amo]

why did my mid ahh comment get so many likes lmao

[@SherbertLand]

i can *retract my teeth* if needed, sir

[@michaellennerman7844]

The fuckin A.I voices inflections in this was insanely good

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Being there live for the introduction of the blue gnome (or Nega Chompski, as I like to call him) was the most surreal experience of my life

[@crowandcat]

i really think you should name him something else. i really do.

[@K1ttyGam3r]

@@crowandcat I meant like… as in negative. The evil version. I didn’t think about that in all honesty

[@crowandcat]

@@K1ttyGam3r LMAO its ok 😭

[@seescethething]

The way the Blue Gnome exclaims, "WHY ARE YOU ASKING HIM!?"

[@mannequia8294]

So if the blue gnome has a lubrication meter and 4 humor meters, does that mean every individual gnome has their own set of meters? Are there some meters inherent to all gnomes and they pick up more meters as they grow like some sort of cutie mark?

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Last two words of comment

[@verity_amo]

the green gnome only has a weed meter /j

[@ThePhenom65]

19:45 is so fucking cursed and I love it

[@doot4246]

W H A T T H E F U CK D O E S T H A T M E A N ? !

[@kingsteve4304]

Within the kefabe of the gnomes being Ai agents. I like to picture Blue was disabled from the games code by Red(we know Red has some influence on the game via the meters) so Red could take Blue's place. But during the year long break(of which red was conscious of), Blue managed to escape and finally properly spawn in the game. However, all that time spent not fulfilling his sole purpose of being an Ai companion to Wayne, sufficiently corrupted his adaptive personality to the sexual maniac we see in the series.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

You have a health meter. How much influence do you have on _your_ game? Fallacy

[@Rajclaw]

@@quantumblauthor7300the red gnome does in fact alter the game, making all npcs mute, the meters are not an example of their power though.

[@ChromaverseProductions8166]

20:04 is pure terror

[@hogpilot9735]

Oh Hello Again Officer~~!!

[@mr_inzaine]

W! FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK

[@squidy.tea-png8343]

Ha ha ha ho!

[@Deadeye4644]

i like to imagine some guy out there watching this is like "should we be worried about his mental health?"

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

ThANK you OFFICER for this COMPILATION ha ha hoooooOOO!

[@zachlander5604]

0:12 He sounds like Gilbert Gottfried there

[@qwertyqeys]

he IS kinda like a gome tho

[@MrBoblino]

“No, he’s a liar, he’s a shithead” 13:07

[@Last-of-the-Crimes]

18:19 Wayne the tank engine

[@nevardthegreat6440]

I really want to know what would happen if he brought the blue gnome to the end.

[@theamazingmeh1759]

Probably a endless boococky

[@catch-2321]

RIP Gay Gnome.

[@searadish]

this implies that gnomes are not inherently homoerotic, which is factually incorrect

[@herbertnorman617]

Personally, I think the blue gnome is 'pansexual' - not in the proper meaning, as in "attracted to all genders", but more literally as "attracted to any/everything in existence"

[@gardenofsn5955]

@@herbertnorman617 omnisexual like Rick Sanchez then.... u right

[@c.finley9660]

It's underrated how Gnome just immediately closes ranks to stare in the camera and call blue tuy a creep

[@wyattmurphy7153]

The greatest and best line: "GLOOGA MY FUCKIN DUALIES!!"

[@Mistheart101]

I am like a gooooome...

[@notaclass-d1822]

i cant believe this blue bastard is fused with waynes pc now

[@FUNKCAT1]

I have never been so terrified of a garden gnome in my life.

[@faedragonlucy]

I really hope we get a behind the gnomes video someday, I really wanna know who and how they did all the dialogue. I wanna assume Baaulp and Mike were going crazy on the keyboard for all this.

[@darickcastle5371]

They already did the behind the gnome stream, Sawsily has the vod for it if you look it up.

[@dogvtf]

SEE YA LATER MY SWEET SIR

[@Joshy-]

24:53 W!!

[@Scottish_Pyro]

30:55 why does nobody talk about this part??? ayo??? Edit: 19:46 also this part

[@angrychompski]

gnome chompski and his wisdom

[@ilikebarrels]

I love the confused woahs

[@Rajclaw]

Can’t wait for the gnomes to make a comeback in half life 2 vr

[@josegaldamez6504]

I'm afraid

[@josegaldamez6504]

Please call help

[@handlenottaken]

6:35 L M A O

[@grinchyskellington]

He is literally me

[@quantumblauthor7300]

That's not good

[@theMyRadiowasTaken]

What

[@squidy.tea-png8343]

Get help. 😊

[@seescethething]

We need the police here before he or she starts talking about his or her lubrication meter.

[@Sam-Cain]

Seek medical intervention.

[@DallyASMR]

Because of the ending does this mean that the good ending is taking tge blue gnome as well? Or just the blue gnome alone?

[@lofaber5664]

No that gives you the worse ending

[@JipThornville]

Hello there! Officer!~

[@Dynoexpert12]

@Cancur Why did you send me this when you did i can't stop coming back to this

[@linkibear8644]

This is so disturbing xD

[@handlenottaken]

7:38 half life 3 almost existed?

[@theaeronshow2023]

My favorite moment: "You're walking away from my perfect vacuum seal sir!" AUUGH!!! (This means the blue gnome probably farted when Wayne entered.)

[@hermanmunster4607]

Pretty sure he's talking about oral sex here

[@handlenottaken]

3:11 lmao

[@CommanderPeelz]

Did they actually get Gabe Newell to voice those joke commentary blurbs or was it AI?

[@fatterhorner]

AI text to speech recreation of Gaben's voice

[@handlenottaken]

15:47 A-

[@handlenottaken]

17:13 damn that scared the shit out of me

[@handlenottaken]

19:47 WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FU-

[@serious643]

@@handlenottaken dude how many comments are you gonna leave on this video

[@theMyRadiowasTaken]

​@@serious643he has a lot to say dude

[@seescethething]

Too many words for the KZbin text limit apparently. Has to split them up into 100 small comments to get it all out.

[@apachelol]

Hooty as Gnome

[@thetrunkmonkey6151]

i don't remember hooty being the biggest pervert of all time

[@handlenottaken]

1:03 lmao

[@handlenottaken]

6:18 lmao

[@handlenottaken]

9:22 LMAO WHAT THE-

[@handlenottaken]

7:20 WHAT THE FU-

[@nebulaproductions7863]

20:04 is pure terror