Scorpy Cryptid Moments [For Real This Time]

Welcome to scorpy's twisted streams....
Most footage taken from / socpens
Some grabbed from / wayneradiotv and / mastergir
More detailed sources below T_T
I'm also other places, come say howdy:
/ squiddlysq
/ spinissster
and now welcome to the hellish end of this description where I will list, in order, the sources of every clip in the video, because I love to attack my frontal brain piece.
= What's a Cryptid ? - • i try scp and fail. db...
= Plate - • Wayneradiotv - Jackbox...
= Rodney - www.twitch.tv/socpens/clip/Co...
= Y'know What They Say in Texas - • Wayneradiotv - Bullet ...
= I Forgot What My Drawing Is - • Wayneradiotv - 2018 Ja...
= Hotted Woman - • Half-Life VR:AI But Th...
= Holly Podcast Interview (idk where you can actually find this podcast but heres where i found it :loveheart emoji:) - sequel2dogs.tumblr.com/post/6...
= Lunchables Hearts - • i try scp and fail. db...
= Santa Monologue - • Escape From Best Buy S...
= I'm an Angel - • Wayneradiotv - Bullet ...
= Had on Momoa Gears of War (Jason Momoa ??? Who Fucking Knows) - • Wayneradiotv - Jackbox...
= Xfiles Dancing - www.twitch.tv/socpens/clip/Bi...
= The Fly Drinks It's Little Milk - • Video
= Hell on Earth - www.twitch.tv/socpens/clip/Sm...
= Giant Tommy Baby - • Wayneradiotv - VRChat ...
= Government of the United States has Become a Great Warlike Power - • Wayneradiotv - 2018 Ja...
= Let it RIP - • Wayneradiotv - Bullet ...
= Rocco Face Fax - • Wayneradiotv - Fax Hel...
= Everywhere I Go People Fundy - • Wayneradiotv - 2018 Ja...
= Oh Yo It's A Donut - • Half-Life VR:AI But Th...
= Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin B - www.twitch.tv/socpens/clip/Go...
= Vibing Out With The Smileys In VR - www.twitch.tv/socpens/clip/Tr...
= Dragon Dragon Ball - www.twitch.tv/mastergir/clip/...
= Vampire Clown Nightclub - • we return to BLADE II!...
= You Want - www.twitch.tv/videos/58434846...
= Cannot Pee or Poo - • Wayneradiotv - RollerC...
= Flesh Hagrid - • Wayneradiotv - VRChat ...
= Wet Confetti Lots - • Wayneradiotv - Jackbox...
= Chipmunk Insta Story - this one came right from my camera roll sorry lads
= HD Baby Facepaint - • Video
= Fade in Over the Sunset - www.twitch.tv/videos/72148959...
= Crazy Frog Mumbling. Going Fucking Ince Ayne. - www.twitch.tv/socpens/clip/Es...
= Scorpy Star War Knowledge - • Half-Life VR:AI But Th...
= Level One Quenson - www.twitch.tv/socpens/clip/Sc...
= Is the Stream Ending ? It's Hard to Tell. - • OLD GAMES 4 OLD HEAD -...
= Scared the Fans - www.twitch.tv/videos/67233244...
= WEH - • OLD GAMES 4 OLD HEAD -...

[@Triluux]

The best part about Scorpy vividly remembering "hotted women" is that throughout that stream, any time he was asked to elaborate on anything he said he always said "I don't remember"

[@purpleYamask]

Scorpy doesnt know what a cryptid is, but also randomly says "the government of the United States has become a great warlike power" which is a quote from the 1865 Canadian Parliament with 0 context during a jackbox stream

[@tristenarctician6910]

Like & Timestamp?

[@purpleYamask]

@@tristenarctician6910 I mean, maybe just watch the video, or skip to what is clearly Jackbox, but

[@tristenarctician6910]

@@purpleYamask oh. I thought you were referencing something not in the complation

[@thegiantrfromsears4336]

@@tristenarctician6910 9:35

[@sweatpantsromance]

well how do *you* know that

[@frydfish4934]

Socpens streams 90% of the time: I'm normal. I like viva piñata, I like animal crossing, I am a person Socpens in the wild: my organs are made of 9d chess and you are loosing

[@kappnk9821]

I'm a great cool

[@ItchHand]

@@kappnk9821 I feel a good

[@humdrumbellsongs9083]

@@ItchHand but you make me angry 💔

[@caprabasil2542]

holly talks about scorpy like he’s her son

[@thatonemoominfan]

it's brilliant

[@justaskeleton9087]

I want u to know that every time I watch this video this comment makes me smile, so thank u :)

[@caprabasil2542]

@@justaskeleton9087 :)

[@PeanutButterParker]

mama mystery and her cryptid son :)

[@murdermitts8271]

@@PeanutButterParker mama mystery and her cryptid son 🥺🥺🥺

[@purpleYamask]

I've also just now realized the phrase "Had On Momoa" was him attempting to say "Jason Momoa," misspelling it as "Jas on Momoa," and having his phone autocorrect it.

[@LoveisStoredInTheLain]

OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT

[@menderash844]

i feel like seeing scorpy's nike slides and cut off jeans has imparted me with forbidden knowledge

[@KastiaVids]

We were never meant to see Scorpy's true form.

[@involith]

i just realized i got the same fuckin nike slides as scorpy........... wadda fuck

[@mossy.frogs.]

@@KastiaVids coming back here to say this aged well

[@thrownstair]

Scorpy is the human embodiment of that certain strain of online content found buried deep in old forums that’s the funniest shit you’ll ever see in your life but you can’t recommend it to people or they’ll think you’re insane.

[@lemonmeat]

this comment but make it say eldritch horror embodiment

[@tristenarctician6910]

Eldritch Surreal Comedy

[@petruciosxd1374]

RECOMMEND IT

[@redgunnit]

It's like Shivers from Disco Elysium, but instead of talking to the city you talk to the Internet. And you look mad all the same.

[@Smidgenism]

I gain so much power seeing the love all of Scorpy's friends have for him & how much they cherish the cryptid absurdism he provides. As it should be

[@pastelwasteland1204]

So basically scorpy just isn’t even acting when he plays benrey

[@InkySushi]

lol benery is his self insert bro

[@thatonemoominfan]

yeeep

[@mrwhatchacallit4185]

he was being himself the entire time

[@thatonemoominfan]

@@Nano-Otaku just himself, but gayer and slightly more gremlin theatre kid for Wayne it's just him being him. there's nothing else to it, being terrified, confused, kinda tired and all.

[@bobthebuilder6608]

M A Y I S E E Y O U R P A S S P O R T

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

god i loved every single scorpy moment but wayne saying the phrase 'which poor member of my chat did you turn into a toilet humen' lives rent fucking free in my head holy shit

[@magmapixel8627]

The best Scorpy moments are often other peoples reactions to his shenanigans

[@cudacore6237]

Scorpy talking about feeding a fly milk absolutely killed me. How will I ever finish building this lego set now.

[@kai_fatallysapphic]

I gave an earwig a chunk of my hot pocket the other day because I didn't have time to let it eat the dead skin around my fingernails I will also let flies drink my sweat, I've tried to offer them apple sauce instead but it scares them away

[@someman66]

You will get an infection

[@DallyASMR]

Did you ever finish your Lego set?

[@cudacore6237]

​@@DallyASMRthings took a turn

[@chancellorally8766]

Im convinced Scorpy speaks the secret language of the world

[@squiddlysquoo7184]

I think it's called French

[@flask223]

@@squiddlysquoo7184 HHHH

[@asscretin3158]

SquiddlySquoo 💀💀

[@JoBot__]

He speaks BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

[@ddeegan6532]

Scorpy makes me feel so safe in my funky little neurodiv space

[@ghulehvoodoo]

yes !! literally hes so wonderful i love him !!!!

[@starfinney6308]

I feel like the way the WayneradioTV squad very sincerely adore & appreciate the way their brain works & are just like very willingly along for wherever that leads to, to the point they have their own group chat that's JUST for Scorpy shitposting only strengthens that good vibe. Like they are not mocking Scorpy, they all just love watching them do their thing.

[@redpandadotjpeg2640]

Havign a riugh day and this community is making me feel much better

[@ClumsyPillbug]

This is the one group that's just clicked for me to enjoy. It's nice to see that it is possible to find people that will treat you kindly and normally even when you are all over the place. I hope I can find a group like that one day, and I hope people struggling to find a group like that can one day too.

[@asthecrowrambles]

everyday i wish i knew what was going on in scorpy's head ghskldjf

[@data6022]

5:50 i arrived at exactly this moment when scorpy was streaming this, and I misscliked in his stream instead of what I wanted to watch. Absolutely batshit experience I thought I was going insane at work

[@parasitophobia]

This doesn’t deserve to be as funny as it is??? Jus the concept of you going to watch a stream, and clicking on an entire fever dream by accident

[@lifewithkids5231]

what stream is this from?

[@spacecat4525]

@@lifewithkids5231 it's scorpy's escape from best buy stream and it's as funny as it sounds

[@liambowman5993]

same, i joined around here and got to experience scorpy franticly searching for a vr like he is about to die

[@cryptidboyo]

This was my first live stream experience and it was beautiful

[@sneakaboo3486]

15:40 Wayne: don’t you dare approach me Scorpy: *immediately runs into him* What a treasure

[@wtscallop]

the 'taps' harmonica cover being played over an image of crazy frog made me feel an emotion humanity hasn't unlocked yet

[@when7573]

humanitys first access to the Scunge

[@quantumblauthor7300]

You begin aging rapidly

[@fen4ri]

2:07 has the vibes of making the kid who only ever copies other people's homeworks stand up in front of the class and explain his project

[@sl0m0_]

6:11 i think this is the most united a twitch chat has ever been, spamming "KILL" and "BE EVIL"

[@amateuruncle]

"get down, you're going to hell!" is a very funny thing to say while you're trying to kill someone.

[@pwney400]

so benrey is literally just scorpy but mean

[@Lance-we2ud]

And gay

[@BambizCornField]

@@Lance-we2ud I can confirm this.

[@soulfulbuckaroo]

i feel so enlightened after hearing the story about the fly

[@pwney400]

same, that and the chipmunk vid make me love scorpy so much

[@dogvoter9973]

smth about scorpy delicately breaking all the peanuts in half for the chipmunks is very good to me

[@SirSwagulous]

scoopy is just something the wayne gang brought from another dimension and taught it how to be a streamer

[@purplemoon2625]

I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. He's such a cryptid he didn't even need to act for Benrey, scorpy was literally told to be himself and do whatever.

[@lemonmeat]

this is the real truth

[@suziebelle3738]

Scorpy is a human being from another dimension where everything is the exact same as ours but slightly off

[@lightrealmrapono]

3:40 holly reveal Benrey is true cryptid

[@gamerwednesdayaddams]

i honestly aspire to be as funny as scorpy is

[@thatonemoominfan]

i aspire to be scorpy

[@maxskellington910]

Just be as vague as possible. And,,,,, Froge

[@thatonemoominfan]

@@maxskellington910 you tea-cup bastard, WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS?

[@poycivainoxler2878]

Hes not a cryptic hes authentic

[@thatonemoominfan]

you fool he's both

[@when7573]

@@thatonemoominfan like the skunk ape

[@wormpyy]

thank u so much 4 including the chipmunk ig story .......

[@squiddlysquoo7184]

You are So Wildly Welcome . Turns out there are upsides to me hoarding things that make me smile :)

[@nuttybutty9028]

for some reason scorpy crunching the peanuts made me hysterical

[@sakatrol]

this is an amazing video but im so sad you didnt have the clip from the amongus stream where he was left out so he just started playing antz racing or some shit

[@squiddlysquoo7184]

I'll be real I still haven't managed to watch the whole among us stream yet

[@jiminyjustin]

lol and the moment he gets caught killing once he's eventually able to join "I should have just kept playing _fucking antz_ "

[@rileytheworm8991]

i want the forbidden scorpy star wars knowledge so bad its unreal

[@squiddlysquoo7184]

You and me both bro

[@jaybonk8798]

scorpy is an enigma and i love it

[@haphazardlark1502]

“Don’t you dare approach me in that form”

[@emerynyx9310]

Plot twist: Scorpy is Benrey in a different life

[@mataschmata]

"wtf are you talking about king

[@aw3707]

i aspire to be as scorpy as scorpy is

[@WTMR-FM]

its easy: explain nothing, say randonm shit and goHam

[@mrcarbonmr3065]

I am so happy I'm not the only one hyped up for Scorpy's Star Wars Knowledge Test Stream

[@hallow-oda]

has it happened yet??

[@mrcarbonmr3065]

@@hallow-oda Nope

[@hallow-oda]

@@mrcarbonmr3065 great to hear it

[@no-man_baugh]

Has it happened _yet?_

[@mrcarbonmr3065]

@@no-man_baugh I honestly don't know, I should ask in the discord

[@slorchman672]

Scorpy is someone who I would want to be my friend but I would fear.

[@moistenvelopes]

4:20 this story is so wonderful

[@ypipie]

scorpy actually makes me so happy i only discovered him this year but hes already one of my favourite streamers of all time, he gives me warm feelings and i laugh at our similar senses in humor.. also. Um. Hess Like really enjoyable, hes really good background noise and i feel like i missed a lot by not getting into his stuff sooner X) oopsss my the unvierse not Timing

[@ypipie]

also a lot of my friends react to me similarly as his friends react to him so it brings me joy to know there are strange souls that can resonating with my own like this

[@roachie7883]

scorpy feeding the chipmunk is so cute,,,tysm for this oh god 🥺💞

[@CplYeet]

everyone needs a friend like scorpy

[@tonyage27]

Scorpy has this weird aura about him that is a mix of really old niche content and just this strange feel to it like how his stream starting up image has a very VHS feel to it.

[@queer_encoded]

Scorpy makes me happy, makes me smile.

[@whoop6047]

i love all of the rtvs crew sm but i think scorpy is probably my favorite out of all of them. i think it might be because i relate to him so much; like i'm quiet on calls and shit with my friends and i'm never really vocal to anyone outside of my friend group. The friends that I am close to though call me a cryptid and shit all the time cause I just say and do whatever pops into my head.

[@chipdip465]

Yo same!! :) Just outta sheer curiosity, what happens to be your mbti, friend? :0

[@whoop6047]

@@chipdip465 i'm a infp-t! what about you? :))

[@chipdip465]

@@whoop6047 I am also infp-t!! :D 🥳🥳

[@colin5227]

This is less weird now that I've watched a vod where scorpy says he loves to just act super weird on purpose around people he doesn't know

[@somefoo6955]

I always come back to this video- this is now comfort vid. Also no one talks about 11:54 enough the way he’s just moving and vibing

[@Lance-we2ud]

It's so oddly sweet, it makes me happy. That part and when he feeds the squirrel

[@BorgerBuns]

after 3 long years we finally have the scorpy starwars stream

[@Rand0m0bs3ss10ns]

and the reason it took so long.... was because they forgot they were gonna do it

[@gaugelithium711]

If someone asked who scorpy was id show them this video

[@vampledample]

scorpy is just walking analog horror

[@nhorvath6259]

I swear Scorpy is the most unique content creator I've ever come across. Also, does anyone have the music at 16:37?

[@PurpleMapleLeaf]

Lonely rolling star from katamari damacy

[@nhorvath6259]

@@PurpleMapleLeaf Thanks!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

I want Scorpy and Jawsh to get in a fight

[@pidgeonpatrol861]

Why do I get the feeling HLVRAI was based on Scorpy’s actual origin story.

[@clifford87]

I need to keep up better with socpen's streams... I appreciate someone who also thinks flies are fine and cute. They're very neat to watch, like pigeons

[@Zekiran]

This is such a great collection. Why we love our baben.

[@depotagents]

i say "thank you daddy in the british colonies" all the time thank yuu scorpy

[@laurakramer4888]

Scorpys streams are relentlessly chaotic and odd and it's fantastic

[@CursedBystander]

the fact that Scorpy's character is a person with a TV with a head is odd, his character looks like a cryptid

[@localspaceangel8199]

words cannot describe how much platonic love i have for scorpy......like his wonderfully weird sense of humor is one thing but he's just. such a geniuanlly sweet wholesome person?? it makes me wanna cry WEHHH ;___;

[@CosmiKazie]

He is one of the coolest people I have ever watched

[@SPLARKK]

pointing at you

[@localspaceangel8199]

@@SPLARKK AYO

[@thesejokesarentfunnyyetthe9522]

WAS THAT RODDY FROM THE HIT MOVIE “FLUSHED AWAY”? This just got better and better

[@fredarok579]

I identify so much with Scorpy.

[@rowanlavellan9755]

"you're worth THREE hot dogs" inspiring words from one of my favorite streamers 😂

[@hadopelagic]

:00 where is the thumbnail from? this vid deflated my lungs by the way edit: nvm i reverse google searched and it turned out to be from you. very poggers art my dude!

[@squiddlysquoo7184]

asddghfjg THANK you !! Poggers is my favoruite adjective :) I wish your lungs a swift recovery

[@oasisofgalaxies2527]

Entranced by this man. He seems like he would be really fun to hang out with

[@vinnyart92]

SCP: government creepypastas, basically

[@vinnyart92]

Little known fact, SCP is actually short for SCorPy

[@moth3506]

this is so good. loved the clips u used !!! also me seeing myself in chat is like the pic of spongebob pointing at himself on tv ....

[@robobubby-8242]

Bro, you are gifting us every time you upload, :’)

[@sl0m0_]

Scorpy is a nephilim

[@shineyfish]

I feel like this video is 3 hours long It's so,, wonderfully strange, I love it

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

I look at scorpy and I think about how I can never aspire to be funny because this man has done everything I wish I could do in a way I could physically never.

[@meekaboo_]

This is awesome and you deserve mad props for having all of the links in the description, keep up the good work, really enjoying your content!

[@cactuscake1557]

Does cursed shit. Feeds a fly and a squirrel.

[@lemonmeat]

i strive to be like scorpy

[@lemonmeat]

i still do

[@captainpicardbeastful]

i dont get how you could call him a cryptid tbh hes just a guy chillin out

[@squiddlysquoo7184]

Internet words. Don't get how you I guy I m chillin I chill out

[@captainpicardbeastful]

@@squiddlysquoo7184 ok a makes sense

[@aswertyuiol]

Gosh I love scorpy

[@ElEscolta]

Next time Ia paid attack I'm gonna think about heavenly sword for the play station 2 to help

[@quantumblauthor7300]

The LA gangs?

[@coolnormalandwelladjusted]

Thank you for these vids 💖

[@colllinlo-4652]

Thank you for this. I absolutely love this

[@RadonX9]

To this day I still wonder what scopyy meant by had on momoa gears of war

[@Beeimus]

Yes. This. We needed this compilation.

[@michaelcosta7397]

thank you for sharing this lmao

[@JustAGoomy]

Seeing the podcast i worked on a while ago (pgp) in here jumpscared me oh my god. Thank you for including that little segment!

[@LifeOfAZSuperman01]

18:05 tHEYRE GONNA DO IT! THEYRE GONNA SCORPY STAR WARS!!

[@noyoquese..]

12:50 💃💃

[@penusbutter4182]

Scorpy worries me

[@Bliffenstimmers]

If I was a little fly would you feed me milk from a spoon? 🥺👉👈

[@MB-ev9ix]

if i were to show this video to 7 year old me their head would fucking catch fire

[@specificdaughter]

Scorpy: I don't know what a cryptid is Me: *you* Scorpy: people are saying it's what I am Me: *correct*

[@Whitepikmin1]

lovely man.

[@DragonaxFilms]

Love the energy of "feast time :)"

[@waldornprime5567]

Had on momoa gears of war

[@squiddlysquoo7184]

Had on momoa gears of war

[@actuallyIDontExist]

Had on momoa gears of war

[@haphazardlark1502]

The bit at 9:35 to 10:05 is the inside of my head at any given moment when not actively speaking. Including the death howl of a laugh at the very end.

[@RabaBoem]

7:49 scorpy fly story ❤

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

am i the only one who is INCREDIBLY confused at the sudden homestuck podcast

[@squiddlysquoo7184]

It was like THE quote about Scorpy back in the day I couldn't just not include it lmao - & in my defense I didn't even know it was a homestuck podcast until I got 400 comments about it

[@rex3014]

yeah it was like a jumpscare

[@hahabearseathoney]

does anyone know the music that plays at exactly 0:00? the one with the funny clown tune. i hear it all the time in vods and it’s so good

[@JacobVonRoker]

1:30 oh no i played this too

[@theowilson4214]

TTS Voice: Hell On Earth :)

[@panini-is-stupid]

I aspire to be just like him

[@gir8244]

what a strange interesting guy

[@anxiousrobot82]

does anyone know what Scorpy’s like, general stream background music is? his BRB screen one or whatever?

[@nhorvath6259]

Seconded, I'd love to know where he gets it from.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Hes a visual designer from what I've heard, so he might have made it himself