Every Characters Opinion On Zhongli

[@goodboi2120]

Characters about Zhongli: “That gentleman from the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor...” Characters about Venti: “ThAt DrUnKaRd BaRd...”

[@Aelvee]

Characters about Baal: "That psycho booba sword lady"

[@gabrielsingal209]

Meanwhile every Archon for now: "Broke"

[@Yesmypfpismeirl]

@@Aelvee Ironically the inazuma characters talk about her in a respectful way instead of being terrified of her. And yet Almost half of the inazuma characters talk In a terrifying way about yae miko.

[@melissahenry8431]

@@Yesmypfpismeirl Hmmmmmm that sus

[@moist5523]

@@Yesmypfpismeirl I mean if u see her ultimate she looks like a demon

[@reeealulu6432]

Zhongli: is rich Also Zhongli: hOMelEss

[@stressedhaish69420]

Where did he sleep? Live?

[@stressedhaish69420]

How about Venti? I think Venti also homeleß

[@reeealulu6432]

That means two archons are homeless lol

[@stressedhaish69420]

I think Venti sleep in tree, Zhongli sleep on mountains

[@reeealulu6432]

Meanwhile, The Tsaritsa living in luxury lol

[@SunnStarbornVODS]

CHILDE IS SO SALTY AFTER HE ASKS ABOUT ZHONGLI-

[@xq_irw]

YES LMAO

[@ripleythecrazypuppy]

Childe: what you think I can’t beat him? Traveler after seeing his Burst attack: very much so.

[@geeknat8981]

@@ripleythecrazypuppy Childe will become rocc

[@BlueFHS]

Zhongli: *hurls rock with malicious intent*

[@devdicated]

@@geeknat8981 rocc

[@alwaysalittlered6434]

Childe: what do you mean I’m no match for him? Zhongli: DROPS A WHOLE METEOR

[@fedrikrose2277]

Childe: "Your meteor is no match for my whale"

[@kassavfaqurizary7546]

Zhongli : *Guyun stone forest 2.0 in the making

[@ssduo5574]

@@fedrikrose2277 LOL. Zhongli can tank the whale. Honestly that whole boss is a joke to Zhongli now

[@Shade45-]

Big Dong Zhong??? Wha-hahaha

[@fatuusdottore]

@@Shade45- Yesssss 😍😍😍

[@arseniozen5632]

that xiangling is trying to imitate zhongli's comment tho XD

[@scarlettskipper9352]

It was so cute and funny! 🤣

[@momolol3724]

Me imitating my grandpa.

[@joserizal110]

cute as hell

[@guardianofthesky7thapostle377]

Sounds like master roshi

[@mckaeya8225]

cute af rite?

[@whatthelastpringlesees9282]

Keqing: he speaks in the same old traditions as rex lapis did Zhongli: (･_･;

[@silver5962]

Keqing doesn't realize

[@zynczinc1443]

Little did she knows

[@morenove5882]

How did she not know? after knowing Rex lapis still alive . At least doubt him

[@Wolf-bb1ex]

(°_°;)

[@Wolf-bb1ex]

@@morenove5882 The answer to that question is very easy She's just stupid at common logic

[@cursedshit7076]

Venti talking bout him: Huh what an odd blockhead

[@seruleanade]

venti: an airhead

[@MysticalReverie]

Razor talking about klee: BURNY GIRL FRICKING KILLED MY MOUNTAIN *wolf rage*

[@ddedavid]

Minecraft

[@starlight9447]

@@seruleanade lmaoo-

[@hmmmacco2386]

So Baal's thunderhead?

[@stronkabby2350]

*C E O* of *G E O*

[@valerieanimagus6230]

AYYEEE-

[@-Four-]

@@ee8786 it's pretty overused

[@tanjirokamado8845]

Someone literally in game called that

[@katplays4976]

BORN IN YEAR 12

[@vxy.5393]

Zhang li

[@alainbcdefghijk]

How I think Xinyan's story went down. Zhongli heard about a new musician playing this new "rock" genre. Thinking it is somehow related to geo, he hired her to play.

[@peejayss131]

"Long ago just like the hearse you die to get in again. We are so far from you."

[@xtrafries123]

Seeing how Zhongli is kind of a boomer, it might be true

[@evelynneclipse2069]

@@xtrafries123 kind of? Hes 6000+ years old

[@Manudyne]

"What do you mean rock music don't actually comes from tossing stones around??"

[@Washingtub-senpai]

Oh for the love of the archons, I died hard. Hahahahahahhaa

[@katsuro9226]

Xingqiu: saying Zhongli is a high profiled person He's literally your God

[@ledexyt4917]

and a broke one too

[@jericdenvercoles6968]

Yato to Zhongli: You and I are not so different.

[@gaiusx287]

not anymore I guess

[@Wolf-bb1ex]

@@gaiusx287 he's not an archon anymore but still a god cuz he was a God before that's how he won tbe archon war and became an archon by getting gnosis after winning it and so he technically still is there God they just don't know its him

[@camjess4ever]

@@jericdenvercoles6968 The only difference is Zhongli is actually respected

[@johnmanapol9734]

zhongli's only weakness he forgets to bring mora and highly depends on others to pay for him

[@-El.Inexperto]

that because the used to create mora from the void and never need to worry about carry any

[@fork-man]

Funny how the anemo god is a raging alcoholic while the geo god is a broke parasite and so far the electro god seems to be a control freak

[@johnmanapol9734]

May so and dendro archon is a brainiac and pryo is a rowdy lass

[@hrpang]

@@fork-man Truly they represent their cultures well. Mondstadt likes their alcohol too much and Liyue is the one of the few places to go broke.

[@misswy1u]

Morax the moraless

[@scarlettskipper9352]

Venti: _Trashes him lovingly._

[@auntybean]

I feel as if Venti doesn't hate Zhongli and most likely sees him as almost family like a sibling esk type of way. But Zhongli to Venti ohhh no! 😂

[@zitzak2794]

@@auntybean i feel like zhongli to venti is like a disappointed dad, he likes him but feels like dey kinda be dum

[@roshniprasad4032]

Yep just 2 hommies

[@stxrk70]

Yo I want them to meet in the game so bad HAHA. Considering the bits and pieces we know. How Venti used to visit Zhongli bringing wine, how they used to gather in the days of the Original Seven. *_And my personal favorite in their lore:_* how Venti spent some of his years pranking Zhongli (or trying to, at least, as it's said that he was never able to successfully prank the God of Contracts, Zhongli saw right through him every time lmfao) and messing around with his work, to the point of learning and forging Zhongli's insignia/symbol, using it scare off some corrupt nobles back in Mondstadt using Rex Lapis's name (and the fact that Zhongli let him get away with it too lol!)

[@visceralities]

I’d love to see them interact, they’re basically old friends, and I would assume that they’d also find a bittersweet sense of solidarity in being the last two of the original seven left

[@lelouchvibritannia1662]

Ningguang sees zhongli as a pawn meanwhile the whole osial thing that led to ningguang sacrificing the jade chamber was zhongli's plan lol

[@wg_spiritomb]

Rex lapis came in her dream. Zhongli has a huge stone stele.

[@02Junichi]

Now her Lapis full of coom

[@HowAreYou2]

sasuga Zhongli

[@mosesssandor]

Illusion 100

[@raisou9750]

So, Ning is now Zhongli's New Wallet, or is still Tartaglia?

[@hyperwatch721]

Liyue: modeled after ancient China Xinyan, a citizen of Liyue: Howdy pardner!

[@baldwinivofjerusalem47]

😂😂😂

[@biggsbutts3755]

Yea I never really understood why she was southern, but considering her genre of music is from Fontaine maybe she adopted the accent from there?

[@ps6952]

@@biggsbutts3755 i thought you said fortnite instead of fontaine ohhhmfodsfjhsfjyadyjsdyj help.

[@starsfallingintothesea]

@@biggsbutts3755 Maybe her accent is supposed to imitate someone with a dialect or someone from the country?

[@finnheisenheim8274]

@@biggsbutts3755 Shouldn't she have a french accent instead? Fotaine is suppose to resemble france

[@Caitilizzie]

Keqing: “He thinks in the same tired old terms as Rex Lapis did!” Hmmm... I wonder why 🤔 Maybe they’re cousins or something

[@nhonho4071]

*nah that can’t be* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@bestofriendo2843]

Ong 🤣

[@misswy1u]

That sounds totally absurd as sayin' Bruce Wayne is the Batman

[@zuniitsu]

_As if_

[@pakmanfirstlast5591]

It is like dwayne johnson act same as the rock

[@noahjose5582]

nobody: everybody describing zhongli: "oh, that dude from the wangshung funeral parlor?"

[@firepuppies4086]

He learned from a good man.

[@Akira-dc7is]

Not dude. 🎇Gentleman🎇

[@luppy8974]

He's not a dude. He's a man

[@sopmodii1505]

I can't believe someone in Teyvat said: play rock music at my funeral And Zhongli actually called Xinyan to do it.

[@sshk1653]

Liyue people are so weird so I am totally not surprised

[@dumbdumb8526]

They probably wanted something reminiscent of the geo archon, so he went OwO ‘rock moosic. Geo. Rock. Small time musician. Yes.’

[@deathslayerx9607]

This takes the meme "if this doesn't play at my funeral Imma die in heaven" to another level

[@jhibehhhkkooo6t99]

plot twist:it was his own funeral 👁️👄👁️💅

[@aoitakumi9081]

More like Zhongli is a boomer and didn't actually know what rock music is😂

[@despacitojr2206]

I like how venti pronounces zhongli as "john Lee"

[@starlight9447]

Always hear it -

[@ivex5942]

But the way Venti said it is closer is the correct pronounciation.

[@xq_irw]

LMAO-

[@cutepinkyo]

It's the closest someone got to pronouncing it right lol

[@type2936]

lmao the captions killed me

[@mugetsu5593]

Imagine if zhongli and diluc just knew each other

[@masterdementer]

Those two have one of the best voices will be much fun

[@theweedeater1842]

probably later in the story

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

zhongli: breaths me: instant sleep

[@jjpepper7071]

Zhongli did throw shade on Angel’s Share when he invited the traveler to eat at Third Round Knockout

[@elpyroholic]

*insert Jojo vs Dio meme*

[@ultracombo764]

Childe: OONGA BOONGA THIS MAN STRONK I MUST ATTAC

[@bananaboi100]

this comment made my day

[@Celeste-hu2yu]

Holy shit I legit laughed out loud

[@user-ho3uu4sn4p]

PLEASE 💀

[@sandilasarus9665]

LOL

[@throwaway_acc1]

this made scream in lowercase of how funny it is

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

I don't know Xinyan, I would want Rock music at my funeral

[@theweedeater1842]

as a giant massive metal and rock fan, im fine with that, or sea shanties

[@afellowhuman8944]

@@theweedeater1842 speaking of sea shanties, have you heard of the song Wellerman?

[@akob108]

lol

[@ArthurArtistry]

Xinyan is a cinnamon roll

[@hamper6511]

@@theweedeater1842 oh i bid farewell to the port and the land

[@sheepbow909]

Everyone to Zhongli: Simping for his gentleness, straightforwardness, smartness Everyone to Venti: Strange drunk bard Venti and Zhongli to each other: *Dude you retired?*

[@tlsma.6192]

its funny that venti is a god lol

[@da_riceboy161]

It’s like that Always Sunny in Philly scene, of the 2 guys seeing each other at some eatery.

[@zhongli8248]

It is quite strange to hear about oneself's in comments from others.

[@LenssiaYT]

(O○O) Zhongli!! ❤❤❤❤❤

[@ningguang7203]

Hii

[@pedrowolffenbuttel9763]

Hi daddy

[@scarlettskipper9352]

Ah, hello, Mr. Zhongli. How are you?

[@zhongli8248]

@@scarlettskipper9352 Hello, my dear. I have been well, thank you for asking. Might I ask how you have been in return?

[@halcyonactual7602]

Xinyan: rock Zhongli: *YOU'RE HIRED*

[@superertert]

bit underrated comment

[@TheNerfer]

Come on, Ningguang. It's obvious that his weakness is the fact that he's never got any money.

[@diaplatinum1030]

Zhongli doesn't need ningguang he has childe

[@nosilla_1]

old gramps is now a poor gramps

[@masterdementer]

Venti does care about Zhongli as a friend even tho he might seem lazy.

[@ladynoname3621]

Like Pompompurin :3

[@MmysticMoshi]

@@ladynoname3621 I'm not even gonna say anything about this

[@nwhxbbs8703]

Well, technically. Zhongli is probably ventis grandpa age 🤣

[@Salazuki]

@@nwhxbbs8703 You know Venti is one of the original seven as well right ? Him and Zhongli both old asf. It just happens to be that Venti is in a younger mortal body, that’s all.

[@nwhxbbs8703]

@@Salazuki I know bruh. Zhongli is older than venti and he is probably more than a hundred years old which is basically grandpa age. Get the joke god damn it

[@breeze9868]

Zhongli's POV of Childe: M O R A

[@bucket6390]

Zhongli: Hi wallet- I mean Childe

[@sunburst3476]

w a l l e t

[@jillrinrin2243]

ATM

[@vin07_11]

m o r a

[@rayofmoonlight8652]

I STG THESE COMMENTS

[@kaiser8773]

>Xinyan line Zhongli what the funk?!

[@ShaneSDCR]

Archon of Geo. Geo = Earth/Rock 'Rock' music any questions?

[@kaiser8773]

@@ShaneSDCR Yes

[@ShaneSDCR]

@@kaiser8773 ask away bro

[@captainblue5096]

@@ShaneSDCR *proceeds to not ask away*

[@Washingtub-senpai]

Xinyan: Zhongli: Me: well, she's not wrong.

[@ningguang7203]

One day, Mr. Zhongli.. One day

[@shirokagami7539]

Hey...i think mr.zhongil is just rex lapis becase his just a boomer

[@zhonglipillar3966]

@@shirokagami7539

[@shirokagami7539]

Did i pissed you off or something old man?

[@supremesauce2047]

Shipped from Jade chamber

[@mosesssandor]

@@supremesauce2047 From the depths of the sea

[@CringeForImDontai]

Bro, I've called him "Thicc daddy Schlongli" so many times I accidentally said to my friend "Bro, should I roll for Schlongli one more time to max him out?"

[@wonder2927]

long dong zhongli

[@lucabun]

I unironically call him Schlongli, too. I can’t stop simping for that archon cake

[@CringeForImDontai]

@@lucabun Yeah, but hey. He's the CEO of GEO for a reason. I know damn well if Schlongli opened a bakery, he'd put Diluc's winery out a business with all that cake.

[@lucabun]

@@CringeForImDontai Amen.

[@dimyell]

If you've wasted money on the rest of his constellations, you might as well Throw out the last 200 quid.

[@umiku5899]

I actually had a dream that zhongli was my online math teacher and whoever is one minute late he’d delete the zoom call link so they couldn’t enter and would upload a video scolding everyone about manners and being late .

[@estivensosa75]

Would like to dream something similar to that as well.

[@meowbtch6981]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT

[@Lightningstrike1220]

I'm not sure if I'd be upset with that dream.

[@ramonemiliogomezjorge8557]

Nice dream

[@sewerweed5674]

I'd love to dream of him as well.

[@min3bubblegum]

Ningguang, my girl. The man has no such things as ' weaknesses'. Except for one... Make him buy something. There's a 99% chance of him not having a single Mora on him.

[@JayneCJX]

He still manages to buy things by footing the bill to someone else. No one can resist paying for him

[@Wolf-bb1ex]

@@JayneCJX With charm like that who can resist him?

[@patience1926]

Lol that still isn’t a weakness. Because he has simps all over the place ready to pay for him on demand. Truly the strongest Archon. 😝

[@kursor52]

Ningguang can cover for that weakness very easily.

[@soba1180]

"If he were more of an original thinker" Girl if only you knew

[@Wolf-bb1ex]

Ikr poor keqing is clueless about who he really is 😂

[@Corviidei]

Keqing be like “”free thinkers” when Rex Lapis speaks:”

[@ELeeHamm]

"He thinks too much like Rex Lapis" Funny story...

[@brunobucciarati5189]

Xinyan: he works at the funeral parlor he is weird! Me: wait till you meet Hu Tao

[@bananaboi100]

Dang bruno likes genshin too

[@brunobucciarati5189]

@@bananaboi100 of course my child

[@dumbdumb8526]

Oh she did. Hu tao loves xinyan, xinyan is jarred by her. Edit: Basically xinyans opinion on hu tao is that she’s ‘a bit bizarre’, finds it weird that the head of the funeral parlour goes around being all happy, that Hu Tao always greets Xinyan super happily and even said that she ‘likes people who play with fire. They’re good for business.’

[@corbeaudejugement]

there is not a single normal person in the entire funeral parlor. they’re all off.

[@herrscheroftheend1963]

@@dumbdumb8526 oof

[@Mat69420k]

Zongli: **Exist** **Everyone liked that**

[@Aan-kun]

I'm gonna start calling zhongli "the gentleman from the wangsheng funeral parlor" from now on.

[@jakthesac5175]

Childe: I need to fight zhongli to forgive him Zhongli: wdym we still get drinks together and- Childe: no. We fight now.

[@ELeeHamm]

Their dynamic reminds me of that one Vine: "Jerry... Jerry... I want you to fuck me, Jerry! FUCK ME!!!!"

[@burnt-outpotatoes6907]

Childe seems awfully interested 🤔

[@anumber7216]

I mean when you’re a battle hungry guy, meeting a man who was once a mighty god would be certainly intriguing.

[@burnt-outpotatoes6907]

@@anumber7216 definitely xD

[@theweedeater1842]

@@anumber7216 Especially if that god is one of the oldest of all the gods

[@yusaika]

@@theweedeater1842 And also part of the last two original archons who won the brutal archon war

[@Manudyne]

He wants Zhongli's "rock pillar" 😏

[@tartnouveau3652]

Lol Venti knows Zhongli has no tolerance for his alcoholism

[@Traveller281]

Well, "Later, the stone replied. It dabbed its face with a handkerchief, saying: "Your performance was indeed unmatched throughout the land. But the next time you get drunk and pour wine on my head, I shall be quite angry." is an ACTUAL item description in the game so can you blame him?

[@kerokero9458]

@@Traveller281 Which one?

[@Traveller281]

@@kerokero9458 Wings of Shimmering Galaxy! =D Event exclusive wind glider from the anniversary concert. (Speaking of this item description, specifically about Zhongli and Venti cause there is a lot in this story, it also states that the bard sang after the Archon War because "For he knew that someone must heal the hurts of the world". And so he went to the stone twice, the second instance of which is the one in the comment above. But about the first time it says "Nor did the stones answer save the falling drops of water." ...Does this mean Zhongli just cried? If so, I think someone needs a hug...)

[@matty1214]

Venti: Am I likely to get blown away? Zhongli: *T H I S I S O R D E R*

[@nanaba9811]

Xinyan: "I play Rock Music" Zhongli: ...Rocks..yes..

[@Victorerr]

LOL

[@hirumaiya]

“I will have order!” *rock earrape plays while he drops a fuckingn planet from the sky*

[@ragnaroktheguywithcomputerhead]

Laughing hard*

[@stxrk70]

VENTI'S LINE lol i just KNOW he intends to poke fun at Zhongli during that visit he's planning on, but immediately backtracked to check if Zhongli can still kick his ass if Venti manages to piss him off (which he probably will). They're just good senior citizen bros.. Mihoyo pls let them reunite.

[@patience1926]

@Olivia there are few things I’m quite sure about happening if they all do meet: -Everyone will respect Zhongli -Everyone will get pissed off by Venti -They will drink Osmanthus Wine together -Chaos will likely erupt the moment Venti gets under nerves of other Archons. -Finally the day would end with-Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER.

[@meteorstarthearcher5350]

@@patience1926 Zhongli, beating the ass of a local bard:

[@guessnot23]

I swear venti is the only one that maanhe to piss of the calm king of stone😂

[@sariel1394]

So Zhongli invite xinyan to play rock music at the funeral Gotta say that is a lit funeral

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

child: tell me how is zhongliy is doing me: he's still poor

[@ASceND_3d]

Xiangling is just a good girl, she is awesome

[@ceysh]

i like her aaaaaahh

[@Fukei_Mono]

Zhongli legit thought that "rock music" has something to do with the Geo element and funeral ceremonies. Lol.

[@eri-chan1943]

Venti about Zhongli: What a blockhead haha, I'll visit him soon Zhongli about Venti: That drunk good-for-nothing lame bard is a mistake

[@karinad4996]

Zhongli’s opinion about zhongli lol

[@kzwei2]

I love how there are two broke archons in tevyat and both aren’t recognised by their people even funnier is that one archon used to be able to literally mint money

[@zemaralucious]

Fun Fact: Zhongli would be the best history teacher.

[@ericaarcadia7178]

I would probably fall asleep with that hypnotizing voice

[@zemaralucious]

@@ericaarcadia7178 for but that essay afterwards would be worth it

[@r-thur5847]

Imagine their faces when they know that he is the Geo Archon.

[@kassavfaqurizary7546]

Keqing : He thinks the same as old Rex Lapis Zhongli : Well, he's me!

[@anastasija1309]

Venti: He’s a blockhead But I’ve gotten him a gift Is he strong? Plz tell me he’s not strong

[@1middy]

Keqing: He thinks in the same tired old terms as rex lapis did Me: well damn, thas crazy Because uuuh well um you see he uh...uuuuuuuhh

[@MmysticMoshi]

*SMACK* SHHHH DONT SAY IT ITS A SECRET!

[@harikubrc5444]

Ngl ik its not possible but id somehow love to hear the diluc and the rest talk about zhongli

[@dankmemes7729]

very low chance because they are in different regiond and have not interacted with each other in the story

[@danijellino1921]

I love how literally everyone calls him a Gentleman. PS: I love the interaction he had with Xinyan. Like my man was just walking around trying to learn and experience something new and almost had a Rock Concert at a Funeral 😂😂😂

[@amaaljappie6911]

Well Venti that better be Osmanthus wine cuz ZhongLi is looking for those who share he memories he wouldn't take anything else

[@pp-dw6cy]

Ningguang: he’s useless to me until I find out his weaknesses *well Ningguang, it’s actually the other way around, as he is you god*

[@atamisirli3620]

Xinyan: how is my music appropriate for a funeral? Me: IDK aren't you play Death Metal or something?

[@moraelity]

Ningguang: I need to know their weaknesses Zhongli: *OSMANTHIS WINE-*

[@Sky-oo2ij]

Venti is that one person who will talk trash about you behind your back wether you're weak or not, but he'd probably die out of panic first before you kill him if you find out, just like he did to Zhongli.

[@mahamadawad1428]

Keqing: he speaks in the same old traditions as rex lapis did Zhongli: of course i know him he's me

[@hybrid9791]

Even though no one knows his true identity, everyone still looks up to him

[@beileisoup]

Keqing: "He thinks in the same tired ol' terms like Rex Lapis did" Oh if only you knew

[@Aleccsei]

Venti Be Like BLOCKHEAD

[@yumikosoup]

Zhongli: Literal god Also Zhongli: broke

[@willowidontknow]

Lmao I love how venti calls him a bLoCkHeAd 🤣🤣🤣

[@thefistofgenderequality6069]

No one : Caption : "John Lee"

[@LadyStalactites]

Venti: *There goes the crackhead that I see each morning~*

[@Kanjimi]

Venti is still traumatized by Zhongli throwing mountains at him💀

[@grimoire930]

Xiangling’s impression of Zhongli’s just beautiful

[@deasesed_4363]

Venti: kindly shits on him

[@moonhall]

Ventis comments hit harder after knowing indepth zhongli lore-

[@magsstuff]

The fact that Zhongli only sees Venti as a drunkard but Venti sees him as a blockhead but still wants to visit him and would even bring a gift if he did so

[@SIRHOPP3R]

Xiangling’s is so adorable.

[@NishantKumar-rq2ln]

Childe overestimating himself😂😂 I am a childe main

[@theweedeater1842]

hows it like waiting for your elemental skill to recharge?

[@mehmetyildirim9859]

@@theweedeater1842 pain

[@selth8996]

@@theweedeater1842 aim shots go brr

[@RavanaMuse]

@@theweedeater1842 It's literally not even that bad. If you keep him on the field for more than 10 seconds, you're just a bad player LOL.

[@RavanaMuse]

P.s I don't even like Childe. So this isn't coming from a place of butthurt. 💀

[@kai-gm9re]

awwww childe :( ihope we get a quest in the future where we can see zhongli and childe reconcile

[@smthnbatey]

Xiangling imitating Zhongli sounds like me trying to speak in a deep voice Edit: voice* not vocie deadass (I'm the deadass btw)

[@bolognee8898]

Chongyun sounds like he likes the thought of murder

[@ciloiswierd2848]

Childe: "What do you mean I'm no match for him?" Zhongli's burst:

[@p0p765]

Venti: That old block head... Zhongli: You little...

[@PanFriedWeegee]

Keqing: “he thought of the same way Rex lapis did” *_oh boy_*

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

Eng dub Zhongli sound like he wants to ask if I get to the could district often

[@hannemanisunderrated5610]

Xiangling imitating Zhongli gotta be one of the funniest thing I heard today

[@NoNo-ch6il]

Man, looks like Beidou wanna try the big dong zhong😂😂

[@lyxnyte9239]

100% agree with Zhonglis veiw on life, and how things work. Too bad everyone in the real world acts selfishly, seemingly without regard for who gets hurt, or even how wrong their actions are.

[@radioactivedynamite]

People favor freedom over security, yet there is a lack of discipline in many to uphold responsibility to bring about much of that peace. I too find Zhonglis way of life to be more comforting, and understanding.

[@lyxnyte9239]

@@radioactivedynamite Yeah, sadly that is true. I can't possibly agree more.

[@fbiagent3998]

@@radioactivedynamite I feel like I saw you somewhere else 🤔

[@thetele8646]

@@radioactivedynamite I agree very much, that's why I'm not a particularly big fan of Venti and oh freedom this and that, freedom is such an abstract concept that so many people will kill others for which is honestly sad.

[@maalikserebryakov]

@@thetele8646 why do you hate freedom

[@MmysticMoshi]

lmao venti knows my man's true identity and is just trashing him lovingly

[@prakhyan]

Zhongli and Venti are like Diluc and Kaeya , they don't seem to get along on the outside but are close on the inside.

[@sky_tricks_ya6823]

Keqing: his mindset is too traditional, still with the same old ways of rex lapis, if only he was an original thinker Aether/Lumine, Signora, Childe, Paimon, and Venti: yeah- i wish too

[@XxPurpleButterfliesxX]

CHILDE MADE A WHOLE SPEECH ABOUT ZHONGLI I-

[@jokeyell7579]

The first time i heard Xiangling voiceline talking about Zhongli i thought she said ''death'' instead of ''depth'' 😂

[@Yuki-fj3he]

klee: Zhongli is the best! me: yes klee! Mr Zhongli is the best! Im way to inlove with that man- 👁️👄👁️

[@yvaihrts]

"Am i likely to get blown away?" This is the best one 😭✋

[@Genopie]

Zhongli brought a rock artist to a funeral.

[@orientphoenix]

Has anyone notice both nigguang ang kequing have their eyes on zhongli thinking he’s an useful asistant/pawn to help them achive their goals? No respect for the devine at all :v.

[@bongcloudopening5404]

Well to be fair they have no idea that he is the Geo Archon But oh boy if only they knew

[@sun9_9]

Zhongli the Archon of Harem

[@subhadramahanta452]

Interesting, after Zhongli quest, players have reported mora disappearances cases, the rate increases as their AR increases

[@keiishere511]

Xinyan's story is kinda cute, how she's just got excited and sounded so happy

[@immunityvi6968]

No one: Zhong li: exists Everyone: gEnTleMan I mean, that’s respectful boomer daddy geo for you

[@cakey6636]

Childe’s two voice lines are just pre-relationship and post-breakup