Every Choice I Make Leads To DEATH In This TROLL Level!!!

[@DGR_Dave]

If you happen to be watching this video within the first few hours of release, I am currently live over on www.twitch.tv/dgr_dave and I am racing viewers in Mario Maker 2! I'd love if you joined and raced along with us!!

[@battlefrontmain]

yes!!!

[@Mile_Noukin]

Rip, I can’t join cuz my switch is charging and I suck at handheld mode 😭

[@joewsnyder1]

I can't join Cuz internet on switch membership I don't have

[@kingofcliche]

Just got here, and now I've got to go to Twitch! lol

[@Palqs]

Ok see you there!

[@fernandobigal8390]

DGR in every troll level: He who waits, dies Also DGR in every troll level: let me wait here for no reason

[@boodesultan12]

fernando bigal DGR. The man who played alot of trolls and saw few same tatics and one of them is to never wait *waits for something to troll him then randomly zooms at that troll and proceed to laugh*

[@shaggy8580]

No no u did it wrong

[@shaggy8580]

U were ment to say "also DGR in evry troll level:aight imma stay here

[@shaoronmd]

He who waits, dies. Also in troll levels, he who rushes, dies.

[@KainaX122]

fernando bigal no, he doesn't wait for no reason. He waits to see what's going to happen/ what he needs to do In other words, he doesn't practice what he preaches 😂

[@keithgoodchild3813]

Dave: Never choose top when bottom is available Also Dave: *takes top 10 seconds after*

[@lukaszepesi]

He wasn't talking about super mario in that one ;D

[@whosricky]

@@lukaszepesi 10 months late but ;D

[@lukaszepesi]

@@whosricky It's still appreciated :P

[@jalekid3754]

The whole level was he who waits, dies. Dave did not understand this message and waited every time.

[@boodesultan12]

jale kid he never understood about going rush anyway he does that every troll episode ever

[@Deadchannel547]

100th like!

[@lovepirate14]

RYU will beat it in 3 deaths.

[@browniehartz]

“Mommy, we are watching it only one minute after he posted!!” You made their morning Dave! They love trolls :)

[@alex_tbh]

What? Posted on pornhub?

[@julierose2868]

@@alex_tbh you just ruined the most wholesome thing I've ever heard

[@drafer100]

"he who waits, dies" - DGR, waiting everytime he enters in Progress City

[@ShikanRaider]

Choke City was calling and wanted him back.

[@izzy-artmusicvlogs1234]

He was studying the area, you try to wait!

[@FelipeForti]

Dave: “Never choose top when bottom is available” Amanda: “As always...”

[@redboshi8520]

-_-

[@RandomPerson_299]

Kinda funny

[@FelipeForti]

KingJay It’s a joke Amanda herself did some episodes ago. So, it is just a reference. If it is disrespectful, DGR can delete my comment and know that I’m sorry.

[@toxas3063]

@KingJay everyone in his stream makes sex jokes about them lol

[@LordBarros]

Proud to be like 69 on this comment.

[@ultramooneagle5802]

“You have to be yanking my chain chomp”-DGR 2020

[@Jdjdom11]

"Never choose top when bottom is available.." Love that, Dave

[@Chizzle69420]

Teaching us a life lesson tbh

[@Southernguy41]

“The illusion of choice” the name alone is intimidating!

[@bobbysauce1174]

Josh Moffitt choiche*

[@pamcheema4033]

BobbySauce yes but no

[@Oli-ey7rt]

Matthew Martin Everyone in the comments is using Choiche instead of Choice and I don’t know if it’s intended

[@bobbysauce1174]

2019: He who waits dies 2020: He who makes the wrong choiche dies

[@RealPersistences]

BobbySauce I still think both of those will stand true today

[@psychotheunsane7285]

2021: He who dies...dies

[@loljay3281]

*hmm..yes, the floor is make out of floor here*

[@jasonnitschke390]

BobbySauce you made the wrong English

[@plantbefore]

@@jasonnitschke390 it's misspelled in the way the level was, on purpose

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

“Every choice I make leads to death” I can relate to this on a personal level.

[@komocakeps527]

all roads lead to death

[@adamn-a]

No you cant, you aren't dead

[@caleblewis8169]

@@adamn-a hes obviously ded inside

[@Adiforge]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache I think I have seen you before do you watch pokemon related things ?

[@itoxicwastei4741]

Obviously. Everyone will die no matter what.

[@nikobg4593]

dgr: doesnt look at the world record world record: *- Chichiri -*

[@omegaultramax]

o w o

[@joaquincamacho7619]

UwU

[@alex_tbh]

U w U

[@jasonnitschke390]

Umm the replies are intresting...

[@omegaultramax]

J O I N T H E O \/\/ O

[@jollykirby2138]

dgrs opening theme and his mii's dance in the beginning just fit together so well especially when you know that its a shopkeeper theme in the legend of zelda

[@redrevolver4272]

Of all the troll levels I’ve seen you play, this is by far my favorite. It’s one thing to die once or twice to a troll, but multiple times and no further progress is brilliant.

[@oliverraven]

7:52 "I'm confused but I love the confusion that it's causing." Haven't felt like that since my old college days...

[@SurrealSnowman]

This is actually special footage of Dave not calling out the naked pipe

[@mickkelley3776]

Nothing makes my Saturday morning quite like the sight of your face after I'm done with work reminding me I'm not the dumbest man alive. Don't stop doing what you do, Dave, we all love it!

[@specimenseven]

I am reminded of the 50-50-90 Rule: “Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.”

[@itoxicwastei4741]

And how does that make any sense?

[@williammoon3343]

IToXicwasteI it’s a joke saying

[@itoxicwastei4741]

@@williammoon3343 oh ok

[@nickheidke]

These videos are helping my teenage son and I relate. Thank you DGR Dave!

[@axelelsner9003]

"You've got to be yanking my chain chomp" 😂 my day just got 100% better

[@mutantbrain92]

He needs to make that quote into a shirt!

[@BonkusKongus]

troll comandment number 1: he who is dgr, dies

[@Kintaku]

Did anyone else think the game was hinting that he should go “hi” at that 50/50?

[@TAMusic]

Early gang! Nice. Thanks for using my song!👍

[@HazeEmry]

"this is the first Shano level I've ever played" Oof, you're entering a world of hurt

[@jdotoz]

[dies without moving] To not choose is itself to make a choice.

[@yellows8013]

16:41 The message someone sent in the chat perfectly fades out with the screen

[@yellows8013]

top left

[@Gemini-Lion]

Something I realized is the whole level was “He who waits, dies.” And anyone else notice the “misspelling” of the word choice in the title of the level? It was spelled as choiche rather than choice. Choiche is an actual word in a different language that translates to ever, or always. Things that can represent waiting.. the title basically meant “Illusion of being able to wait,” but in a way that sounds better and more secretive. Now, the title COULD potentially be misspelled for real. If so, it was a major coincidence, and I’m just over analyzing this...

[@stephanrozin7875]

I just love this channel

[@daredevilofficial4100]

“So the left pipe shoots 1-UPs and the right pipe shoots Bonefish.” *Hits On/Off Switch* “And the left pipe shoots itself at your face.”

[@mindstormman]

And the pipes are blasters lol

[@mattlamson4171]

I love watching your videos!! You should put a timer for how much you spend on these troll levels for your trolled series. The trolled series and speed running series have been my favorite of yours! Keep up the good work Dave

[@SirGsusFreak]

17:08 Does anyone else notice that someone said "Dang" in DGR's chat despite him recording this offline?

[@thetruesheep2001]

SirGsusFreak he also said “hi”then “dang”

[@jollykirby2138]

"never choose top when bottom's available" -dgr lmfao this mans spittin straight nsfw facts right there

[@tytanraider4611]

DGR:*sits in one spot* BONE FISH:*oh hi Markus*

[@De_an]

When you said to play the troll jingle, I thought the N64 Slider theme would play.

[@TheNightSpy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqOmfXWrm5WMm8U

[@cashharrington3503]

10:10 actual beauty when put at .25 speed

[@CaveMiner]

1:06 NAKED PIPE?? I thought this channel was family friendly?!

[@mrto0tsboi]

DGR said: "never choose top, when bottom is available"... and I live by that

[@noodlesgamebox5903]

At this point, all of the comments are memes, but I want to know what Dave had surgery for.

[@psychotheunsane7285]

Troll surgery. 😉

[@dippin4dots]

"The whole point of the level is choiche" The level is called the Illusion of choiche. HMMMM

[@schleiferbeppo]

Choiche

[@infinitedark6158]

Because illusion of choice means making people think they have a choice while they actually don’t, fitting

[@AB-cj3mp]

19:46 It's official, ladies and gentlemen! DGR IS capable of making a right choice!

[@stevenseritti8746]

Hey Dave I’m glad to hear your surgery went well. Glad you’re okay to keep bringing us laughs. Have a good one :)

[@yoshi_0539]

17:09 Dang

[@dontmindme5879]

17:34 this.....this is the greatest look of "salty" ever

[@parkerscott6234]

13:11 got the whole squad laughing 😂

[@samarthe8749]

16:08 mario's head became a light bulb 🤣

[@Sean_Bird]

I always assumed that’s how every Troll level worked.

[@aidenvandijk4223]

17:21, let's all thank nds1 for the "dang"

[@bobafruti]

The forced checkpoint setup was so masterful Dave didn’t even notice it 🤣

[@shoopydoopy6062]

That key door had a coin under it on the other side 👏🏾👏🏾 very big brain

[@alisiaale565]

1:24 DGR: So the left pipe shoots 1-ups and the right pipe shoots Fishbones! Cannons: Are we jokes to you?

[@thedarkdragon1437]

11:13 Dave has joined us in the dark side of the Force

[@bdoeden64]

Definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Otherwise known as the DGR rule :). Love ya DGR!

[@marcoc748]

“Never trust top when bottom is available” DGR 2020

[@YoshisaurUnderscore]

"You owe me your pension!" - Dave 2020

[@hoodrich-030]

Such a great level

[@christophercoates9]

14:35 - when DGR tries to be bougie and fails 😂

[@tylermoon9890]

Ive been watching your videos while getting stoned for some time. (idk why it suggested you in the first place) but ive been enjoying your videos and you just gained a subscriber

[@barutekku]

Cool Video!

[@kororosaranoska]

10:11 Thanks, Dave, for the wake up call. Put in 11 hours at work (started at 6am, but done at 5:22 pm).

[@seniledogs2890]

Love the trolled series! Hope your surgery was alright dave

[@nc__]

I love how in the thumbnail the ,Trolled' covers the end of the naked pipe

[@Jaycee11]

Thanks for uploading, I am soo bored. You save me :D

[@UltimateFunBilly]

Dave: Slowly figuring out troll levels Also Dave: He who waits dies

[@realshaoran4514]

The illusion of choice is one of those troll levels, that I've watched many times other people complete and I still don't comprehend how you are sent back to CP0.

[@g2g591]

There are two identical looking rooms with the music blocks that push you off screen. The second one, after the boot/stiletto area, the off screen area is actually cp 2/0 which is built like cp1, the blue platform lifts you back up after you get cp 2 to let you continue and the p-switch music covers up the check point sound iirc.

[@realshaoran4514]

@@g2g591 ok, thanks. Is there any video explaining this in detail? Has the level creator made one?

[@tejsoneji]

Well done on figuring out that ending!

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

Awesome MM2 video as usual, Dave. 👍 "REEEEAAUUUGGHHHHHH" - Metal Sonic, 2012

[@trickstrgod911]

Got a new troll commandment for ya, Dave: Occam's troll. The simplest solution is usually the correct one. In other words, if it seems like there's gonna be a troll somewhere, there probably is.

[@SephirothRyu]

There is no choice. Only Entropy, the greatest troll that ever existed.

[@Imaproshaman7]

That was amazing! Great video. :D

[@gorgioachji9638]

it's 4am in Australia now mate and i love to watch your videos keep up the good work

[@snoopgoog4907]

Standing, haha, haven’t done that since my old college days

[@The_RedVIII]

Every choice I maaaake Every move I maaake Every bond I break, every step I take it will lead to death

[@CODEDRDEVIL]

Hey Dave thanks for sending the merchandise. I got it for a Christmas gift😄😄

[@gustavolopez461]

I got the level code in the beginning of the video and played it. Experienced the trolls for myself first. It was twice as funny seeing the trolls happen to Dave when I knew they were going to happen. Dave is right, it is fun to look like an idiot!! Haha!

[@brockpeloquin154]

9:35 jokes on DGR I am in debt

[@obygdengaming]

So the way that cp worked is the note blocks that push you off screen actually push you onto the lift in cp1. Carl figured that out in his video of it.

[@ekto3687]

«*Never Take Top When Bottoms Available*» *- DGR 2020*

[@JooshReact]

Shanos snaps her fingers and you lose half your sanity

[@RinrinFran]

DGR makes his own troll rules and he's also the first to break them XD

[@RukarioEnterprisesLLC]

YO DGR!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE ONLINE VS BATTLES!

[@manups4e]

oh my god the song at the end made my day!

[@TheRagingStar]

I might be getting your merch for my birthday! :D you are my favorite Mario maker 2 youtuber!

[@Xindacator]

I would race, but I didn’t get SMM2 for Christmas. Speaking of which, I hope you all had a good holiday season this year! I know I did, and as always, I can’t wait to watch DGR’s amazing content! See you guys later!

[@Xindacator]

Also, EARLY GANG

[@Xindacator]

Also also, did anybody else notice the 69 comments on the level?

[@MantaPlant]

DGR: The old up and over. Haven’t done that since my college days. Me: *Uh, what?*

[@IEnchantedEmerald]

13:30 DGR: Let me in da pipe Spring: Sure Ill uno reverse it :D DGR: Le noooo from Carl Toxic

[@AS-vz3zn]

“Welcome back of a troll series” miss that😁

[@AS-vz3zn]

Theo_Ru what dies ?

[@danparish1344]

The way to beat it is hilarious. Avoid the keyhole door when you sacrificed so much to get a key.

[@derpyderp3560]

That ending is GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@FrancescoPilotti]

PROGREEEEESSSSSS CITY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abenezerassefa9341]

I like the way he says: But,... I don't understand

[@Kurachi84]

13:54 ... nah, i misheard it! many times i thought "no, Dave! don't do that!!" .... only the last part he got better than my choice XD

[@youraveragelightskin2246]

“Never choose top when bottom is available”- DGR

[@DavidandClara]

Mind still blown.

[@luminescentgem7254]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen DGR die (or being trolled) and not laugh

[@luminescentgem7254]

Actually 9:33 but...

[@alicestone8762]

he who waits, dies the best words in the world!!

[@bezdarnos1477]

Dave -Never choose top when bottom is available After few minutes - I'm going bottom to improve that's not the right way

[@ez_exoticmatterg5918]

DGR: He who waits dies

[@CaveMiner]

8:43 I was like that's weird why is he showing the time... oh

[@willmatic84]

Its amazing how they make this 😄👍🏼