Every Episode of Storage Wars

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

I like how basically everyone is somehow an expert on how much literally everything is worth 😂

[@zhonglikun2924]

they just think of an estimate since they have been in the business for years this is what i like to think but yeah its funny seeing how they see a patch of dirt and decide its 40 bucks

[@StarboyXL9]

@zhonglikun governments be like:

[@coltoncobb2149]

Except this guy

[@ravenanne1734]

Saw one with a unit full of high quality and specialist tools and beanie babies and the lady that bought it was like "yeah fifty bucks" and like,,, I know beanie babies are a bubble but it's still a popular one goddamn, and those tools were definitely not that cheap. She had literally no clue what she was doing

[@benjaminmorris4962]

They just set a price that someone has bought a similar item for in their shop in the past lol

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

> The announcer that you can't understand shit > the wild assumption of prices > Somehow sometimes failing at doing math to the overall amount of money collected *Yep just a regular day in Storage Wars!*

[@59hawks]

You forget the part where its also scripted

[@Collei538]

I read the a star wars. Im dying

[@gabrielthegamer0816]

999 likes, just saying. Somebody finish this one for me, eh?

[@PhilL30tard0]

The friend who is expert in whatever the hell they find

[@jangschoen1019]

That one guy yelling YYYYUUUUUPPPPP

[@goingeast]

$300 for an anime girl in a jar? That's a steal considering they pay thousands for sperm donors

[@limkailuen3022]

Whoa

[@Chattman4311]

LMFAO

[@steele_heart77]

No

[@LunaWolf55]

It's not a sexy anime doll though so people aint gunna pay much for it

[@More.h]

It took me a moment🫥

[@nave365]

the only other episode they have is "i payed 50 cents for this locker and i found a negative 500$ bill and this mysterious floating eyeball that keeps predicting the exact hour of my death ive gotta get it to an expert to see what its worth" "hi im ted im a warlock and what you have here is the eye of Hrothgar the defiler its not worth much but at auction you might get five trillion dollars "

[@LemonMan.]

lmao 💀

[@bryivlogs]

ACCURATE

[@bootsND]

Bros opening storage units while smoking scooma

[@t-stash1965]

This comment is intense

[@Bossman50.]

Lmao or the right to the throne of some random country

[@rawtoast3466]

I saw a lot of cardboard boxes in there too. Very vintage. $1500 each.

[@liamnast0929]

I also saw a orange coat of paint in the locker too. What about 10k per brush stroke

[@rawtoast3466]

@@liamnast0929 😎👍

[@deviratmeliya]

​@@liamnast0929and some plastic probably from the 1945s cost 2500$ us dollars each

[@nikg2400]

Cure for cancer maybe 2 dollars

[@zapper_345]

I saw a few dust particles in there, i heard they sell for 1500$ each (I heard it from the voices in my head)

[@elitobin]

I'd like to assume that the chair with 3 legs isn't a stool and is basically unusable

[@hydra4619]

"Woah an unstable chair costs as much as my damaged lungs from smoking so much"

[@kabhes9040]

That's the joke

[@king_pathik]

1.2kblikes and no replelkies?!?!? omagerhd let me vhenge that!1!1

[@MemerPerson]

@@kabhes9040yeah

[@Basher.G]

Also only the legs worth anything

[@bocagelandscape]

Pawn shop guy: "This three legged chair is an original medieval piece of craftsmanship, probably worth 1000's to the right buyer. I'll offer you five bucks."

[@EthanDarke]

Hm hang on, I got a buddy who's an expert in 3 legged chairs

[@electromika]

The three legged chair expert friend: Yeah this one's the real deal. This was probably made by a master craftsman in medieval Brabant. If I were to buy it, maybe 1500 dollars. Pawn shop guy after he leaves: Alright, ten bucks.

[@EthanDarke]

@@electromika Ten bucks!?!? Pawn Guy: look he said 1500, I gotta make a profit. I'm gonna need to clean it up and frame it which is gonna be like a million bucks. Then it'll sit in my store which will also cost me money. Best I can do.

[@Oswin2642]

I remember enjoying seeing some of the cool stuff they had in pawn stars. Frankly if once in a while someone grabbed their item and walked out of the store without a word at some of the bullshit offers they get, I'd consider going back and trying it again

[@anarchyandempires5452]

I mean to be fair the right buyer is probably some random guy in Milwaukee who hasn't learn to use the internet yet.

[@matt-thorn]

Don't forget some obscure antique tucked away in a corner that has to be taken to a specialist to be appraised, but the bidder apparently recognized because that 2 inch piece of dusty wood at the back totally looks unique and identifiable.

[@shannonjaensch3705]

Well said. Very sad how gullible the masses are.

[@ronorchid793]

The fact that this wasn't in there completely took me out of the immersion

[@marcuswillbrandt5901]

That's guessed to be 2000 to 5000 by am expert . IF you find one of the three buyers on this planet interested

[@DimT670]

I mean this is their job

[@dirpyturtle69]

@@DimT670their actors who happen to own a pawnshop on the side. These shows are extremely staged

[@Kate.Somethingorother]

I’ve never seen this show, but this feels right. I can easily imagine the real show based on this.

[@courtesy2336]

You're right. He hit it spot on!

[@laurenconrad1799]

I’ve watched it. And it is spot on. It’s particularly specific to this one guy on the show who always just said that something was worth whatever ridiculous amount he claimed it was. My sister used to make fun of that guy too. There were a few other people on the show who did a bit more research before claiming items were worth some arbitrary value, which made that guy seem even more absurdly overconfident. 😂

[@jondunham174]

@@laurenconrad1799 isnt the one that had the goatee and wore tank top

[@laurenconrad1799]

@@jondunham174 I can’t remember his name for the life of me. It aired when I was in high school and I feel like I tried to erase the trauma of those years from my brain as much as possible, and Storage Wars is what’s leftover. 😂 I have a dark sense of humor, I know. Lol

[@foxinabox5103]

​@@laurenconrad1799 or the "fight" between the husband and wife team (or the 2 israeli guy in the container wars) despite them being a team for years

[@donnalynn2]

We used to watch religously. The value placed on stuff was insane. There were things that were pure junk and they would say $700.

[@Dark-Pikachu1]

Well keep in mind where they are CA

[@webkid4567]

​@@Dark-Pikachu1That's not how a high cost of living works lol

[@nedac1336]

@@webkid4567the currency is just weaker

[@radschele1815]

​@@nedac1336 that's not how it works, either. 😂

[@md-vq8sp]

tbh it's mostly collectors prices, like I bet most houses have something considered vintage/antique or collectable. Like if I didn't destroy a chair I had as a kid it would be worth these prices.

[@nickt_274]

And then they would find something valuable like a gold bar (not really) and be like: "eeeeh, probably not worth much, maybe like $2..."

[@theencolony5595]

It gets borderline impossible to watch at times when they find something you're knowledge about. I remember an episode where they bid like 500 on a locker, opened it up to find a bunch of old trades equipment. They wrote it off as a loss, "we might break even if we're lucky?" When some of the individual tools they showed would easily sell for 100-150$ used each.

[@andrewbartlesby7958]

Dude holy shit the fucking episode where they found a binder full of vintage magic the gathering staples and pieces of power like. The first page when they opened it was worth 100 grand IF not more in nm condition. They had it appraised at 2000.

[@md-vq8sp]

@@theencolony5595 depends on the time period they are from but they could easily be sold to a museum

[@Y0G0FU]

​@@andrewbartlesby7958 that was so painful to watch 😂

[@HyperChamp]

That auctioneer voice killed me 😂

[@hopedespair8568]

There's also the units where there's something that could be super valuable, like say some 200 yr old violin casually sitting in a case, and then they go "Ugh no one wants scrapwood" toss it aside, then grab a bag of utensils and claim they can sell it for $50.

[@franzsanders9573]

I think my favorite joke in this skit has to be how the auctioneer is completely incomprehensible

[@Salvacottontail]

Alternative ending: "HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY STUFF"

[@laurenconrad1799]

Oh man, I’m just imagining them selling a Storage Locker wasn’t fully, 100% abandoned. It’s honestly kinda crazy that “abandoning a storage locker” is even a thing. Maybe it isn’t but they just pretend like it is for TV. 😂

[@namemcnamerton4249]

@@laurenconrad1799 think of it like a repossession if the person renting the unit stops paying then the unit is labeled abandoned and the contents are auctioned to recoup losses.

[@MINERNINERX]

I recognized the impression almost instantly, Daryl

[@GrumpyAboutEverything]

No brando :(

[@kavishkanathaniel9912]

Same here lol

[@Bunnygod123]

20x2=6,000

[@cassandradesmoulin3523]

Yes

[@majdgamer1983]

Basic math

[@Starricane]

Bro needs to go back to elementary school 💀

[@leafwhite6376]

Man, I knew my math teacher was lyin'!

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

If its a complete set it makes sense

[@DimT670]

The think that gets me about storage wars is the concept. Like we out here watching someone rummage through the earthly remains of someone's like, someone who was probably too poor to pay for rent of a storage unit or died, like crows looking for tasty eyeballs on a battlefield

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

It's more likely the original renters didn't pay rent over the course of a few months to a year and never bothered to come get their stuff. It happens more often than you think.

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Anime doll in a jar gives me war flashbacks

[@Somebodyherefornow]

Korean or eastern front

[@someonewithaphone3108]

​@@Somebodyherefornow Hasbro...

[@baanaanaana]

@@someonewithaphone3108 hasbrointhegarage

[@sanguine2552]

Yeah I think we all understood what his reference is with the doll in a jar thing 😂😂

[@lightknightgames]

I really hated the episode where a locker had like a dozen vending machines. Those things are worth at least 500 each, but the locker sold for like 2k, and they were giving him shit for buying it.

[@CatWith-AHat]

I remember the one YEEEEEEEEPP dude buying one filled with like commercial DJ equipment or something and sold it for like 60K profit.

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

If they're in working order, then they're worth even more. Free vending machines they could put into their stores since most of the people on Storage Wars seem to own their own antique stores/pawn shops.

[@ghostlywhispers32]

The return of the anime doll from the parody of pawn stars 😭

[@JustStop19]

This time it's actually in a jar!

[@limkailuen3022]

This brings back memories when my family had cable tv , watching forge in fire on the history channel . Also sexy anime doll in a jar for $300? I thought it was at least $200 ?

[@laurenconrad1799]

Same! I remember watching this with my sister what must have been 15 years ago? Lol

[@Batmann_]

$300 IS at least $200! Is there a typo there?

[@limkailuen3022]

My bad my bad

[@evant4739]

history channel and discovery were the pinnacle of cable tv, forged in fire, storage wars, pawn stars, ice road truckers, deadliest catch, gold rush, and so many more. those 2 and the bbc are the only channels my tv ever played. and sky sports but thats not worth the mention.

[@D_D_D_D_D_D]

You forgot how an ad break happens whenever they find something interesting

[@hampter3819]

That comes with the pack

[@devilmikey00]

I remember some guy finding a box of NES stuff on one episode. He took it to a totally legit game store that was giving him totally real prices and not fake ones the producer made up. The prices he was getting quoted were unreal. If memory serves his "low serial number" NES (Not a thing that affects the price of an NES) was apparently worth 200 dollars alone lol. An NES isn't even worth that much now. This was a decade or more ago so the prices for NES stuff were way way less than they are now.

[@Dark-Pikachu1]

I mean there in high state to live in CA there probably Legit prices

[@MattJDylan]

Yeah, they can trick me on stuff I don't know, but that time when they quoted 2 office computers ("maybe working") from the pentium era for like a grand I lost it 😂

[@WWYD0]

Wouldn't "low serial number" NES consoles still be a thing, it's just an early production thing. Doesn't necessarily mean it's worth more, though I do know that it does lead to value increases on things like vintage cameras, but only if the condition is decent (thrash goods are still just trashed goods)?

[@devilmikey00]

​@@WWYD0what I meant by not a thing was that it in no way is something that affects the price of an NES, not that serial numbers on NES weren't a thing. It's just something they made up to pretend that storage NES was worth more than it was for TV.

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

I mean, vintage NES games are worth a decent amount if you have a rare edition (such as a country exclusive release), but they definitely missed the mark with that.

[@FetusDeletus_E]

You forgot the part where they find a random thing they don't know about and go ask an "expert" to tell them the price

[@DawnDavidson]

That’ll be in the follow up episode. :)

[@tatepatrick3095]

He’s worse than the pawnshops and GameStop

[@YeahToastGOD]

You forgot the part where theres the one obnoxious guy going "YEEEEP, YEEEEP, NOOOOPE, YEEEEEP"

[@TwistedTeaRex]

I'd love to see this guy take those "valuable finds" to a TV show Pawn Shop and watch his soul leave his body when homie says: "Best I can do is fifty cents."

[@bondrewd-2000]

This is that yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup guy in a nutshell. Now, just add a superiority complex and you are done

[@akashsarkar2001-r5k]

I used to love these shows. Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, Forged in Fire there was also a restoration show and a car customisation show with a guy named Horny Mike. I didn't know what horny meant when I was 14

[@dyland7782]

Used to love Counting Cars and American Restoration, sucks that they both got canceled

[@justhypno-nd6pp]

TV show producer: "What should the main character be called?" Some random dude: "Horny Mike." TV show producer: "YES."

[@akashsarkar2001-r5k]

@@justhypno-nd6pp well, horny mike wasn't the main guy. He was the guy who did the artworks on the cars

[@laurenconrad1799]

I had never heard of Forged in Fire until Jackson spoofed it. But then a week later I went to sign up for the Historical Novel Society conference (basically a semiannual history nerd convention I go to) and they advertised: this year, a blacksmithing class with past winners of Forged in Fire. And I thought, I knew there was a reason KZbin recommended Jackson’s channel to me. 😂

[@Demo-wq4nk]

The funny part is with this show and Pawn stars is apparently there's an expert for everything,they always know the value of this regardless of what it is.

[@SuperSpeed21]

I used to watch storage wars and this is almost how every episode is. They see something worth of value, they buy the storage for tons of money with a sign of hat tipping, throwing their hands up, or saying "yep/yea", they get it and they either find something they can sell or wasted their money on junk.

[@BlackFiresong]

That auctioneer parody was on point! I can't stand it when auctioneers make those silly noises! Lol.

[@enderdragontenplays2631]

Bro forgot him going to go ask a friend what it is

[@ashamansedai]

"I see a chair over there, 1000 dollars a leg, that's a 3000 dollar profit" That chair is missing a leg😂😂😂

[@ashamansedai]

I don't know why I commented this when it literally says so in the video

[@Why_you_change_the_subject]

You forgot the mysterious item that is in every storage box that the buyer has to see a professional to find out how much the item is worth

[@avocado8416]

20 + 20 = $6000

[@spaceaxolotl6196]

$3,000 a chair leg I f****** can't even why is this so accurate?

[@Nionivek]

You forgot how the guy doesn't even pretend he didn't plant extra items into the locker.

[@schattentaenzerin]

This is way too accurate. I sometimes watch these insanity shows during insomnia. You did your research (though watching two episodes is probably enough). ;)

[@PozerPie]

Bro forgot about that one weird item that they find and take to the expert that somehow is worth more than an arm and a leg

[@hampter3819]

And the safe or a cash register

[@Dark-Pikachu1]

Because there in high state to live in though CA

[@Vi0letRay]

I loved watching this show just to see how stupid the buyers could get and I loved how they overestimated the price of everything. It doesn't matter how much you think it's worth until you actually sell the contents hahahaha.

[@verak66]

Love the gibble gabble. Well done.

[@dominator_bro23456]

Why is this so accurate 😂. Funny stuff.

[@natvasch6399]

2 x 20$= 6000$ Very impressive maths indeed...

[@MikeDCWeld]

The $6,000 is what he's going to profit from selling the books, not what he'll be paid for them. There's a difference.

[@natvasch6399]

​@@MikeDCWeld please elaborate

[@gustavfagerlind6951]

​@@natvasch6399 There's a difference

[@natvasch6399]

@@gustavfagerlind6951 🙏🙏🙏 thx so much man

[@sam034forever]

That’s stupid 20x2=40 FOuRdY NOT SIXTHOUSAND !!!!!

[@SunshineMeadows]

The auctioneer was spot-on XD

[@richardomilos8686]

The auctioneer was speakin house fly lmao.

[@sebastiannickerson6653]

God this channels a bannger lmao underrated af hope it blows up soon

[@mateorodriguez4785]

"2 cents per book, huh? That's a 2,000,000 Dollar profit right there."

[@talalrajpoot9496]

I watch storage wars religiously and yes, this is literally what every episode feels like

[@marcuswillbrandt5901]

So true. Also they always add the maximum value any expert guesses. Or best Hester move: "I guessed this box were 500 bucks. There are 20 of them. That's 10000 profit. Everyone Else is a noob!"

[@IceBear-jb1ip]

“I have 2 and they are probably $20 each so that’s an easy $6,000” He doing that R Kelly math

[@nadiehtje10]

Personally was always more a storage hunters fan but this is too accurate 😂

[@Alaster_Grimlock]

You forgot the fact they have 1 item that needs to be seen by a professional

[@Jiblits007]

And your telling me it didn’t stick to the bottom of the jar?

[@CHUMNEY_ADAMS_]

Bruddah the way you act as NPC's is elite🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯

[@Union398]

so happy that popeye got a job as an auctioneer

[@Scoutrooper1]

He should just randomly do one of his skits in that announcer voice and both pretend it never happened and never explain why

[@davidtaylor142]

All theor estimates are laughably ridiculous too. I remember one time a guy found an old stereo that wasn't working and was like "I could easily get 50 bucks for this." No one is going to buy that, bro

[@hysterial4]

damn they hired popeye as the announcer

[@crypticallly]

My dream is to figure out were the next storage war is and fill it with wii sports disks and get it sold

[@DynamicMagi]

Anything is worth 300$ to the right person

[@kamb]

Cydonia vs Vking miglior finale di Poggen. Un testa a testa incredibile e una dimostrazione di skill impressionante.

[@oddept]

You forgot the part when they always go to an expert to get one item checked out... always!

[@knutpartapuoli7523]

PawnStars was right about anime doll in a jar. 300$ on point

[@NoobTsbPlayer]

“Sold to do the sexy man in glasses” 💀

[@Shutup666y]

Bro exposed him self without someone knowing

[@MG_52]

Best part is they somehow always know someone who is an expert on one specific thing they find in the garage that stand out like a pride flag durning ww2

[@SamTimelapseMan]

Right when you added 300$ and 20$ and made 6000$ from it, I actually died laughing.💀

[@noejaun2540]

My gf had her locker sold for $5

[@XxBlackAngel141]

"Got a couple books here, I could probably get around 20 bucks each.... With the two of them here... that's a $6000 profit" got me 😂

[@jerkoardalic]

I love how the auctioneer is just Popeye.

[@Cherno35]

I’ll never understand why people watch these shows.

[@Bitten420]

They are kinda fun

[@BelgianFlemish]

I watch those shows to remind myself how much i may fail in life there is always worse people out there😅

[@kianbakker3691]

I watched storage wars canada because of the humor

[@markjrcolin1210]

Man, I remember watching this show, like ten years ago. And this is a spitting image of every episode

[@friendlytankcannon7952]

“A spec of dust that’s at least worth $450”

[@ana_bananass]

Jackson you're the best!!! Happy birthday 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@chrisedwards8476]

Please do one on dragons den or shark tank

[@thedevil2325]

I remember watching Storage wars & not realizing the shit they did there.

[@thuzawmkimadarlong1919]

The biding guy tho😂 Eminem could never

[@Monarch_117]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that he said two books worth 20 dollars each would give him 6,000 dollars

[@tf2ctfenjoyer673]

Lol prob $20 a page

[@calirose4525]

Not the anime figure in a jar 😢😮😂 brings back terrible memories 🤮

[@Traveller281]

I've seen LITERALLY one episode of this show and I still agree with this depiction 100%

[@anakinvader9120]

Lmfaooooo bro the voice, the beep, and the auctioner 😂😂😂

[@h.buggy7935]

I used to binge watch this show all the time and I loved that u nailed the guys who way over estimate their "winnings", the missing bit is the disapproving gf in the corner but otherwise gold keep it up!

[@the_lampost_dude1081]

One episode, a dude thought he found nothing, but looked in the tiniest spot in the roof and found a perfect $10,000 🔫

[@thattallonetto9074]

Used to love watching this show with my grandma before she passed away

[@drsowmyanadig2235]

Bro actually good the Darrell sheets voice💀

[@drsowmyanadig2235]

*got

[@sohamsengupta6470]

History channel's finest, within 30 seconds

[@hackzgamezyt]

“Holy f***in sh*t balls this if f***in wild” Im in stitches🤣🤣🤣

[@elhopper3735]

I used to be obsessed with Storage Wars and still find it kinda fun and this is so accurate 😂

[@ChaoticSpud]

My dad used to be obsessed with history channel and we’d have this on constantly

[@Guy-May-Cry]

THAT'S WHATVTHAT SHOWS CALLED?! God I remember watching that with my grandparents back in 2013-14 and having no clue what's going on. That was fun.

[@Normal.Noobie]

OMG THE “yuppp” GUY IS SO ACCURATE AND THAT FAST FAT TALKING GUY OMG💀💀💀

[@UnknownZ3bra]

He's that guy that would sitting in class cracking jokes all day and being the only person laughing

[@qubanv2]

Storage Wars is a GOAT show.

[@user-fq4hj8yv2z]

This is my favourite one, the laugh especially at the end

[@saintshrimpy]

I don't like how accurate the fast speech feels

[@rehanahmed3871]

That impression is spot on 😂

[@tomsnowden6201]

Ah my favorite learning program from the learning channel.

[@goranjosic]

Lol 😆 Every piece of junk inside is worth at least three times more in storage wars!

[@Dark-Pikachu1]

Well show is in CA am just saying