Switzerland watching the whole world around them continuously annexing and releasing each other on purpose as if it were a simulation gone wrong:
@nono_Hoi4 Жыл бұрын
Even in an all achievements run as France you have to cap The Jokes write themselves
@idontlikerome2744 Жыл бұрын
Mon Dieu Paradoxe
@Vaipts Жыл бұрын
Sacre Blue. He just threw his last remaining sanity away for a baguette empire
@sparx0s Жыл бұрын
Sejozwak is discovering schizophrenia layers and depths before unknown to man
@theomegapyrope9715 Жыл бұрын
good part of grand battleplan: it always works bad part of grand battleplan: stacking planning takes a while. of course you don't mind playing to 1960
@andrewgreeb916 Жыл бұрын
It's the defensive option, with a good amount of offense as you finish it
@Allnamesaretaken229 Жыл бұрын
"Let's give refugees to Italian scientists" 2 seconds later "Let's protect the rights of man"💀💀
@noneed4sleep64 Жыл бұрын
16:00 good entrenchment, bonuses to night attack and supply consumption, and the army spirits are the GOAT
@dafish231 Жыл бұрын
My favorite french divisions, CHARS DE COMBAT, with powerful HP, lots of soft attack and mobility
@Link9058 Жыл бұрын
You’re supposed to micro every unit individually when using GBP. Not actually use the battleplan mechanic. Just draw an offensive order and never use it. Planning bonus applies to offensives even when they’re microd. Also absolute clownage going GBP right and not left. Left has higher planning cap which is where the crazy offense bonus comes from. The REAL reason gbp can suck is because enemy spy networks can just delete the bonuses if you can’t counter intel
@egorsgor228 Жыл бұрын
Just play SFP right right build cas with armour and range and 25 width (2 arts and aa) art showel and aa support. You will never lose anything, works like a clock
@Link9058 Жыл бұрын
@@egorsgor228 im very well acquainted with SFP because its very flexible and appeals to lazy ppl like me. still going for mobile warfare or gbp if i feel like running proper tank divs though
@snrken Жыл бұрын
when setting field marshal frontlines if you hold shift when you click the border it gets assigned as 1 big frontline and the units dont shift around much
@Toothicus Жыл бұрын
So Henry Dundas was a figure who was powerful in politics in Britain during France's revolutionary period and opposed war with France. I guess this guy is supposed to be his descendant?
@FADGhost70 Жыл бұрын
Last Video before i sleep i swear…
@Thevobe3340 Жыл бұрын
same.... 01:23 am
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
xD
@Allnamesaretaken229 Жыл бұрын
Literally me rn
@Lenin221476 ай бұрын
2:04 am
@JoeBidenIcecream Жыл бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. Concrete room. Concrete room with paradox games. Paradox games make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. Concrete room. Concrete room with paradox games. Paradox games make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. Concrete room. Concrete room with paradox games. Paradox games make me crazy.
@JoeBidenIcecream Жыл бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. Concrete room. Concrete room with paradox games. Paradox games make me crazy.
@JoeBidenIcecream Жыл бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. Concrete room. Concrete room with paradox games. Paradox games make me crazy.
@@sejozwakHey skips, you know who else has dementia?
@Laza10426 Жыл бұрын
22:02 Bro just reversed the industrial revolution lol
@512TheWolf512 Жыл бұрын
You either use logistics focus spirit, or don't play grand baytleplan. Because the only thing it has beside it is night attack bonus
@THEHYZ1O11 ай бұрын
great guide, in my case Mexico kept joining Free France in last country swap step but finally managed to do it. never going to play france again
@jeremyglass42835 ай бұрын
Logistics Wizard is the best field marshal trait in the game, picking thorough planner over it was completely stupid.
@sejozwak5 ай бұрын
Not like I desperately needed him but ok
@replicant19995 ай бұрын
I'm trying to understand what happened to my playthrough because when germany started war on tchecoslovakia I joined them with the guarantee independence but I didn't create the French Alliance faction when standing for them in the Munich Conference I had to fight most of the war without a faction and had to get into Soviet sphere when Germany declared war on them.
@nikola256jerkovic5 Жыл бұрын
I love your channel. Great content. 😍
@beansgray4095 Жыл бұрын
The crimean catastrophy
@unfortunateson1938 Жыл бұрын
You forgot to build a railroad from Gibraltar to Singapore. You get all of the cores necessary to do so.
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
Yeah I wasn't getting that achievement, I was getting french ones
@unfortunateson1938 Жыл бұрын
@@sejozwak I was just saying France is the best pick to do that. Might as well do it if you’re doing a transcontinental conquest. You probably built 3/4ths of the railroad’s necessary
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
@@unfortunateson1938 I think UK is better pick
@comediccheeks4940 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when he loses what’s left of his mind
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
Theres less each time, and I think there's nothing left, but each time, I manage to lose more of it, Idk how
@bogerman96272 ай бұрын
I tried this and my naval invasion of Britain stalled. Was stuck at 99% success but eventually all the transports were destroyed and I lost the 10 divisions.
@freshsnuggles3350 Жыл бұрын
Meta is 7/2 inf arty, with 2 anti air tank divisions, max armor on the tanks basically inf w/ Wirbelwind
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
7/2 is best
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
9/1 is almost same width, and you sacrifise so much soft attack, your division just becomes an org wall, thats useless if u dont have enough cas
@DahakaProd Жыл бұрын
21:21 had me dying
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
xD
@staebchenbub3 ай бұрын
England doesnt declare on Italy. -> I cant invite Italy -> Italy joins Axis -> Guide useless
@MariupolBaseEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
crazy idea for challenge: as Burundi form east africa and then conquer all possible core states for it (all somali sultanate core states and smth else)
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
you're right, it's crazy idea
@idratherhidethat6033 Жыл бұрын
I hope Paradox fixes Libyan desert one day
@ramurida Жыл бұрын
What's the problem with it if I may ask?
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
1. Strategic region name is stupid 2. Italy always ends up owning the desert state if they are not fully annexed, so annoying
@lerbronk Жыл бұрын
tutel france probably the funniest way to play.
@Thegoldenaerobar2 Жыл бұрын
"Im gonna oppress the turks, that sounds fun" -Sejo 2023
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
Funny*
@foxycookieEX Жыл бұрын
Im tired sejo i'll go to sleep gn
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
gn
@junk5501 Жыл бұрын
Pretty easy challenge but as Ukraine get all your cores back from the USSR. If you want to suffer, you can release yourself from Romania to have pretty much no manpower and no factories for extra challenge. Or, play as Belarus and do the same thing by releasing yourself from Poland, but then just see how far the run can go from there. funny East Slavic country gaming
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
I could try the Ukraine
@junk5501 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s pretty goofy aah to do but rewarding. Also one of the few times the Ideological Fanaticism focus comes on clutch on the offense! Essentially, you can either release Belarus as an independent country and trap Poland’s army in Wilno, or you can switch them all to arty only units and curb stomp them as a puppet (like the Azerbaijan video). With that method you could probably have less world tension and maybe be able to go after Romania, Yugo and the Czechs for all of Ukraine’s modern borders, but they’re for some reason only claims for Ukraine so.. optional I guess? ukraine puts the stinky on to putin before he’s even born moment
@endzor Жыл бұрын
0.69 is better than 0.7 understandable, have a nice day
@Thegoldenaerobar2 Жыл бұрын
Well I invaded france but they convoy raided me so much i got -84 supply and half my divs broke 😭
@nikola256jerkovic5 Жыл бұрын
Challenge: ragnarok 1937 (not one where it allows you to core stuff.)
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
I don't understand what ur trying to say
@anchovy5325 Жыл бұрын
@@sejozwak ragnarok 1937 is mod where every country declares war on germany in 1937, it gives you extra factories and equipment at the start to help
@nikola256jerkovic5 Жыл бұрын
@@sejozwak Ragnarok is a hard mod where like january or february of 1937 entier world decleares war on Germany and gets in 1 faction. I tried it 4 times and got rekt. My mod i installed doesnt have option to let you core countrys you take.(which is harder version ofc).
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
never played it@@nikola256jerkovic5
@nikola256jerkovic5 Жыл бұрын
Can you do it for next video?
@Medino9846 Жыл бұрын
bosnia world conquer when
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
30th of February
@agamer81 Жыл бұрын
hello deha
@rubennavarretecabrera2905 Жыл бұрын
It would be very funny study story in this run wordl
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
what
@Lenin221476 ай бұрын
I think they meant that it would be interesting to study history in that alternate universe
@chaps1312 Жыл бұрын
Historically accurate ❤
@themysteriousjc96843 ай бұрын
this still works???
@nikola256jerkovic5 Жыл бұрын
Btw why did you defend west canada? Isnt best strategy when attacking usa to get all your troops on the east?
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
yeah but this works too
@krounte5888 Жыл бұрын
every switzerland achievement in one run when 🧐
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
God plz nooo
@pesunkeitin Жыл бұрын
Could you do video for all Romanian achievement?
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
Maybe
@mesterb8624 Жыл бұрын
14:11 am i the only one that if i puppet one state of Malaysia with the resouces, Japan dont declare war one me ? I do this alot
@blahblah8471 Жыл бұрын
What about the 1939 start date france achievement?
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
Which one
@anchovy5325 Жыл бұрын
there isnt one
@smorcrux426 Жыл бұрын
Why did you release Palestine in the end, is that related to some achievement?
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
No
@Seanain_O_hEarchai Жыл бұрын
He was making a political statement
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
@@Seanain_O_hEarchai no
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
@@Seanain_O_hEarchai I wasn't, but if video was up few days ago, I would
@Seanain_O_hEarchai Жыл бұрын
@@sejozwak was just joking brudda
@Link9058 Жыл бұрын
Wait why doesn’t japan declare on Malaysia in my games
@realwizardry834 Жыл бұрын
Why 7/2s? I thought 9/1 was the meta for attacking infantry post -NSB
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
because it works, 9/1 has too little soft attack
@SolisBetter Жыл бұрын
Not bad french pronunciations sejo 👍
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
Mission failed
@robbywohl14369 ай бұрын
No matter what I do I cannot invade Britain lol
@sejozwak9 ай бұрын
well rip
@Sunday_fits Жыл бұрын
This was so aids, but I look forward to doing this
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
It was France playthrough, what else did you expect, of course it's aids
@FederacaoBrasileira Жыл бұрын
come to brazil plss ❤
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
no
@FederacaoBrasileira Жыл бұрын
@@sejozwak Então Neymar te visitará aí na Bósnia.
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
@@FederacaoBrasileira I don't want my head smashed in and my organs being dispersed across the globe, thanks
@FederacaoBrasileira Жыл бұрын
@@sejozwak understandable 😔
@yoshihammerbro435 Жыл бұрын
Based
@g0blin831 Жыл бұрын
I suck at playing france
@michakoodziej5741 Жыл бұрын
Very confusing
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
ik
@Vaipts Жыл бұрын
Instead of Jerusalem 3 victory point city, it would be better if it's actually the capital city of Israel. Cause they had set Damascus as capital. Conquer Syria and you will see
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
capital is set on state level, not on province level
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
and yeah ik abt damascus, same goes for palestine
@leonardo27630 Жыл бұрын
but why
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
Because I'm based
@leonardo27630 Жыл бұрын
Idk Mane,i got all achievements and i feel like crap