Every Hotel Ever

[@pnwmeditations]

A continental breakfast that starts running out of food at 8:30 AM.

[@mjordan812]

Still trying to figure out what continent. Definitely NOT Europe.

[@TravisNewton1]

More like "Our breakfast starts at 6 AM and ends at 7:30 AM!"

[@TravisNewton1]

Oh I know. I used to travel a lot for work. Usually the only time I'd manage to get breakfast is if I had a reasonable flight departure where I was leaving the hotel at 6 AM. On vacation, I get up at 9 and turns out breakfast stopped at 8:30 or something.

[@Ryan-iu5tx]

That opens at 9:00

[@RoseTechServices]

@@TravisNewton1 Exactly.

[@BrassAxe]

A tip from someone who's spent over a year of my life in hotels. Always bring an Ethernet cord for your laptop.. Most hotels are still wired and for some reason rarely ever limit Ethernet speeds.

[@Niaaal]

@mister poopies nobody cares about you

[@laurajane2200]

@mister poopies z

[@paxundpeace9970]

Living in europe didn't need this.

[@huntsgt]

@mister poopies bitchass

[@unknownuser8838]

Yeah, those wired lines usually aren't encrypted like WiFi is, and are wide open to attack.

[@maninredhelm]

Needs a Do Not Disturb sign to hang on your door for the cleaning lady to completely ignore.

[@neverumindwho]

Yep, happened me once and I was still asleep when she walked in and woke me up!

[@gfrewqpoiu]

Some hotels are now actually doing that on purpose, to prevent people from building up guns in their room because of the shooter that shot into a festival from a hotel

[@campkira]

the room come with a lock.

[@johnnyboy3949]

Once me and why mates were in Amsterdam and 2 of us popped out while 1 was in the shower. When we got back about 60 seconds later the maid was in there doing the beds and she walked right in on my mate naked in the shower 😂

[@katsan32]

Or choosing the “green option” to get more points that never appear

[@sanjaycomedy]

you guys are so underrated its ridiculous

[@abcd123906]

I know right!

[@azimuth361]

I spent the whole video nodding and saying, "Yep.... yep...... yep..... yep......"

[@BryanLogan]

The curtains that don't actually block light, so you're woken up at 4 AM every day. Oh, and that $19 grilled cheese has a 25% service added on to it. But this is not a tip. And we'll guilt you if you ever think about wanting new towels.

[@thisismagacountry1318]

Wingate hotel in Columbia, MO has blackout curtains. So dark in there.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I stayed at a SEATAC Seattle WA hotel in 2012. It was dark & cloudy from 600am to 1000pm PST summer. No ☀️, just ☻ & 🌧 ALL DAY.

[@music556]

Yup, a 25% "service" fee and an 18% gratuity on top of that. So, that $19 grilled cheese ends up being over $27 before taxes. That better be the best grilled cheese I've ever had in my life for $27.

[@maxrochful]

@@music556 It sure is the best the money can buy in the hotel

[@DavesIneosGrenadier]

I have stayed at this hotel, 300 times in 12 different countries

[@roundingcorners]

the sad thing is that a hotel actually cooperated with the production of this video

[@katsan32]

roundingcorners probably a studio hotel room, not a real one

[@Starch-Wreck]

katsan32 a hotel room is easy to film. A lobby, hallways, business center, front desk, is harder.

[@joesmith389]

Any hotel would. No branding is shown and they get paid. Win win

[@nathanswenson1887]

he didn't bring a black light. if he had, he might he found the surprise I left in the room

[@nairobi203]

Why sad?? I would Say honest...

[@pnwmeditations]

A TV with the volume auto-set to the loudest possible.

[@Mika-85]

We always have them set to 25 -a quarter of the max volume 🤔

[@theypeedonmyrug]

...already blaring with an infinite promotional video on the new hotel in Molvania - and a remote making sure you'll never find the way out of it.

[@ThomasPloch22]

"For the price of an actual movie theater ticket....large popcorn, and three bags of Twizzlers." SO TRUE!!

[@57thorns]

At cinema prices that is.

[@mr.fahrenheit347]

i feel like every morning in a hotel there’s random kids running across the halls while screaming

[@chrisserrific]

I've been working front desk since I was sixteen, and this is mostly accurate. Sometimes the excessive typing is just me finishing a Facebook rant about how much I hated the last guest. Most of the time though, it's me trying to fill in necessary fields, wondering how the hell reservations can come through with none of the information required to even make a reservation in the first place.

[@carinetang776]

"Come take a swim at our indoor pool....along with one weird old man who will also be there" 😂😂soooo accurate!!!

[@DVeck89]

Windows 98 with XP sound 😂

[@trippcrosby]

:)

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

on a 2003 machine.

[@blluryface3725]

@Tofutaco11 Windows 7 are better then windows 10

[@tayyabnaveed2266]

and no loading bar

[@MsWaggydog]

Omg the shower - so relatable. 😁

[@TecrasTrash]

I'm used to choosing between Siberia cold and lava hot

[@QueenStylin]

I am under 5 feet so for me its too tall for me and have to stand towards the wall to get under the stream.

[@FayeStockOney]

mswaggydog And what about the tub that fills up with water during your shower due to a drain that has never been snaked 😎

[@ausernameiguess7058]

and the water pressure makes it like a light mist

[@maximnoise]

So funny, cause this is reality!

[@mrnewb4725]

ive been through all of theese

[@jasonwahl2996]

The lamp one got me

[@bethdean-pope5683]

OMG! This has been my life for the past 6 weeks!!!!!

[@neverumindwho]

Totally relate to the lamp (can never find the damn switch!), the shower (usually freezing) and the super slow wifi - so true! Just missed the sound of traffic that goes on til like midnight and then starts up again at about 5am, so you never get a proper sleep. And either the room is freezing with no way of heating it, or it's boiling and no way of cooling it, so you have to open the window - to, of course, all-night traffic noise!! Also - missing toothpaste/soap - why does a hotel almost never have toothpaste?!!

[@sanjaymatsuda4504]

Some people can be sensitive or outright allergic to some of the ingredients of some toothpastes. And some people don't even use toothpaste (most of the health benefits are owed to the brushing). Accomodating everyone in that regard would have too high a cost for such a tiny benefit.

[@Kanal7Indonesia]

Boohoo first world problems

[@cattysplat]

@@sanjaymatsuda4504 You mean it's so you have to pay at the desk or use an incredibly overpriced vending machine for a tiny tube.

[@CrazyCatMom11]

What do you mean, they don't have toothpaste? Of course they do! It's down in the little store next to the check-in desk. Sure, it'll cost $20 for a tube of travel-size off-brand glue-type substance, but hey, it's there!

[@kellybryant8188]

The sound effect when you take off the duvet. 😂 it’s the little things guys. Thanks

[@trippcrosby]

That was real, not an effect

[@kellybryant8188]

Oh my gosh 😂

[@trippcrosby]

I'm kidding of course

[@Assadul-Naml]

​@@trippcrosby But they are filthy. Just the cover gets cleaned but not the duvet itself

[@potrebitel3]

Seeing it second time. At the end of 2020 it makes me nostalgic :-)

[@jonesyokc]

I stayed at a hotel once. It was an "Inn & Suites" It wasn't in the city. :-) Anyway... housekeeping would show up early and wake me up, so I decided to leave my "Do Not Disturb" sign out the next night. The considerate housekeeping staff decided to call my room and say "We noticed you had your 'Do Not Disturb' sign out and was wondering if you needed your room serviced." Holy WTF.

[@JoshDreonOfficial]

So this was actually the most hilarious thing ever. I've stayed in so many hotels in the last fiver years. This was so accurate it's scary. Well done.

[@MeghanBean]

the guy making the ordeal out of the tray placement GUFFAW

[@scooterdooter]

"Work out to C-SPAN!" The excitement in her voice

[@Jezabel-in-Hell]

I lost it with the stacked trash! Ha! 😂

[@zarith87]

Im an airline crew.. omg.. this so accurate.. its the same everywhere in the world..

[@Criminal.Lawyer]

I thought Seth Macfarlane was in this video lol

[@waynes.1247]

loved the sound effect when he pulled back the duvet...and the line about waking up to the sound of someone peeing from the room above you. Hilarious! :)

[@jasonstation]

Great video! Don't forget the free noise disturbance in the middle of the night! And the turn down staff making a dramatic amount of noise during the day

[@jeromep]

Yep. I've had the "award winning" turn-down service at 1:53. Good old knock and enter.

[@MSWSB]

A lamp with a switch located somewhere...

[@Canleaf08]

The American lamps with a rotating screw switch...

[@ladyl4147]

I think it’s a treasure hunt

[@JessieHomemaker]

I will happily watch every single commercial you guys make, multiple times. You two are funnier than Rhett & Link.

[@SeanBaker]

Hilarious! The Windows 98 computer was too much! LOL

[@TruckEnthusiastYT]

0:41 A fully unstocked stocked mini fridge Me: sees half drank lemonade bottle

[@TheKaiTetley]

NissanTruckVlogs A fully UN-STOCKED mini fridge

[@reycon13]

Windows98 killed me

[@trippcrosby]

Thanks for appreciating that moment.

[@ricobhi]

I almost spit out my coffee when that came up!

[@tardiskeeper6]

Yeah, they removed the kill-user bug in Windows 7 but didn't bother for older versions.

[@abcd123906]

How does this channel have only 207k subscribers!!?? This is such a good channel!

[@theypeedonmyrug]

Because most of them hang in hotel rooms downloading email attachments

[@jonesyokc]

You guys are now my favorite channel. Thanks for the great videos.

[@Henrix1998]

Luckily some countries have actually drinkable tap water

[@CasualNotice]

American tap water is perfectly fine. Evian and other companies made a concerted effort in the 80's and 90's to discourage Americans from ever drinking the same water they use for bathing, cleaning their dishes and cooking. It worked remarkably well.

[@asherjackson4504]

CasualNotice *flint Michigan has left the chat*

[@Treddian]

@@CasualNotice American tap water can be fine. There's always that risk of an undetected water main break allowing contaminants from the soil into the water. I once drank tap water just as the city issued a "boil water" warning. It was nerve-racking.

[@MarionRelics]

The check in typing always makes me want to scream WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE TYPING FOR 5 MINUTES. How could it be that complicated to say yep, the guy who reserved a room earlier is now here, in room 212.

[@Domihork]

I worked at the front desk in a 4* hotel in Prague's centre. I still don't understand what my colleagues were typing, because the system we were using (and that apparently a lot of hotels use) has a point-and-click GUI. I never needed to type anything.

[@DReed1945]

Curiously dark carpet that’s very matted and probably holds so much moisture from the humid AC and also that stranger’s foot fungus.

[@angeles7293]

"the soothing sound of someone peeing in the room above" HAHA

[@LakeGuy2010]

This was fantastic. More! I'll happily watch an ad for quality content.

[@estherbednar3260]

The whole industry needs to watch this 🙏🏼

[@Assadul-Naml]

Wallahi

[@jerenrollnecojerenroll2274]

I can't get enough of this. So true! You are great guys!

[@stellachan5013]

Haven't laughed so much in a very long time!

[@user-yu8ks6nv8b]

I am wondering how precise they describe various phenomena. Awesome! Thanks!

[@Simboiss]

Available movies include Ping Pong (King Kong) and Sawsage (Saw).

[@runningthor1999]

1:24 “Ping Pong” I’m demolished 😂😂😂😂

[@j.bernard752]

THIS MADE ME CRY! Oh man...I laughed so hard! Every commodity was spot-on!

[@thedavidfield1]

You guys are the best of the best! I love the end where Tripp kicked the bill on the floor out of the way. And the water bit was so true! I've stayed at a hotel and been so thirsty I had to go downstairs and fill a soda can with water from their drinking fountain! Can't wait till the next one!

[@inexperiencedladywithagun7851]

This was masterful onpointe and hilarious. Yourexpressions are priceless

[@MicaRayan]

Some staff and cleaner are even friendlier (and helpful) than the arrogant counter attendant at the lobby. So if I stuck with difficulties I just ask the cleaner rather than ring the telephone to the main counter. It's one of those tricks that save up time and so efficient

[@FishFreddy]

Very accurate. I was taking a number 2 when staff tried to clean my room at 10:00, while I said I would be out at 11:00.

[@shearobertsavary2455]

this may have been 2 years ago, but they forgot the loud crying baby next door to you and the shouting teenagers running through the halls every night

[@TheAmazingJimmy]

Tyler looks like Seth McFarland.

[@trippcrosby]

You should tell him

[@tonymp]

Tripp Crosby tell who? Seth or Tyler?

[@fromspace7]

I thought it was him in the thumbnail!

[@jacksvlogs9924]

Hilarious as always! 😂😂

[@TruckEnthusiastYT]

0:41 I wouldn’t call it unstocked we’ve found half eaten food in our fridges before from the last guest or hopefully not before them!

[@violetlove1893]

Eew that's nasty. I always thought of a hotel stay as a vacation but when i go i can't wait to come home.

[@TruckEnthusiastYT]

The continental Breakfeast that proudly serves burnt eggs and raw bacon

[@speedbird983]

Hahahahhaa as an airline pilot that travels around this is spot on, made me laugh, very funny

[@DaybirdAviaries]

It's me. I'm the weird old man in the pool.

[@guytero8812]

A breath of fresh air. Very good. I shared your video.

[@EOtekk]

Welcome to Hotel Inn: Where we charge you $40 for parking on top of your $300 room fee.

[@JK-hj4mn]

Tripp and Tyler with another hit. Lmfao

[@TopAliGi]

Story of my life 😁 Pilot 300 days a year 299 times in a hotel 😂

[@Assadul-Naml]

United?

[@VictoriaEiland]

I laughed so hard I scared my dog! You guys filmed this at a Residence Inn, didn't you? The linens, the bed, all of it looked like every Residence Inn I've ever stayed out. You missed the drapes that don't close properly, waking you at the first hint of dawn, but you got those keys right on point!!!

[@Symphonia16]

You need more views! You guys are too talented!

[@cubmixit]

Hahaha.. that felt like my hotel experience! 200 times a year!

[@absoluteelectricwat]

Ok.. I’ve spent a lot of time watching funny videos as my wife sleeps next to me. This was one I had to turn off half way and finish later because I was about to LMFAO!

[@EnmiGuy]

"wake up to the sound of someone peeing in the room above" ahh, just like home.

[@LozzMusic_]

the quality is unreal, love you guys

[@rogerwhitacre8247]

Nailed it! Especially waking up to someone peeing in the next room.

[@AndrewCortesi]

All of this is incredibly accurate. I feel like the only thing they missed is how bad the breakfast situation typically is.

[@BrxIghtside]

The waffle maker takes forfucking ever

[@QueeneAllie]

I'm crying from laughing. This video is so true!

[@-comment]

Always on the ball.

[@Markelekram]

Omg the way that cleaning ladies always stack the shit out of your stuff!

[@jpmccarthy33]

LOL the leftover gatorade in the fridge ... from the last occupant!

[@matthew8153]

I blame it on the fact that there are only three hotel companies.

[@Ghouuuul24]

Dude i used that windows 98 when i went to a 5 stars hotel wtf

[@billiondollardan]

The part when I laughed loudest was "...our business center's 2003 Dell."

[@CrisLifeCoach]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 so damn true we can see you’ve been there just like us 😎😎😎

[@nhcharmedone]

Any time we get to see Tyler shirtless, it's a good day :-)

[@winstonsmith-ministryoftru1609]

Just perfect!

[@thebritishindian1]

I loved the “excessive explanation of every facility in the hotel”!

[@jeanlefranc3817]

So faithful to real experience.

[@richsimon7838]

As someone with over 800 nights at a Marriott, this is so accurate! They did however forget the alarm clock that goes off in the middle of the night, and the built in outlets on the lamp base that never works!

[@relentless3735]

So you recognized those red paper cups too! 💃👊🏼

[@Canleaf08]

The Lamps with that turn switch everywhere... I am always afraid of unscrewing the switch when I am in Canada (tho technically not possible). Same goes for the Faucet in the bath, which needs to be turned a specific angle to run water. The receptionist, calling us at 6:00 AM to wake up, albeit not asked for a wake up call. The AC unit, which is very loud during the night.

[@chezshirecat1872]

Finally someone that understand the struggle of a tall person in a hotel, I can never get my hair wet

[@geofreyr]

your ads are fantastic.

[@zuri5617]

I'm laughing so hard this is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@YogeshanNaidoo12]

You guys are just brilliant

[@gmcummings]

Too funny! Love those purple jackets. :)

[@3xbadboy264]

"...and stack the s#it out of your stuff!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Let's not forget, card keys that get demagnetize almost everytime you use them! Everything else is soo accurate!👏

[@Mirandorl]

Watching these videos releases a lot of pent up anger I hadn't realised had been there for many many years

[@signoresantinoburnett1169]

The cleaning lady in the Jon....hahaha

[@midwestmalarkey4300]

Oh I love crusty and lubricated comforters!

[@ishouldhavetried]

The thumbnail made him look like Seth MacFarlane.

[@kindeep]

Got me at the corner chair for a suitcase

[@olesyabelova864]

Omg! It’s so hilarious 😂good job, guys! 😂 and this video is underrated

[@Xjgrizzy]

I'm so dead 😂😂😂 everything is so true!!😂😂😂😭

[@KeithApp]

Damn this is so true. Love your channel so much!