every instance of Evan's phone not having a screen

[@georgiairving1234]

Somehow Evan only knowing about emojis through the emoji movie is the saddest part of his backstory

[@darrienjones8917]

I cri everytim

[@georgiairving1234]

@@darrienjones8917 1 like = 1 emoji for Evan

[@starship1701]

😂

[@solidmoon8266]

Cause the gas station parking lot brawls and eating garbage apparently isn't sad enough.

[@aidenharper6013]

Gotta say Dad opening his ribcage asking for a dance sesh is pretty high up on the list. The pigs head... jesus man the Owl from episode 1.

[@EvanPynes]

I hope he continues the gag later on, complimenting his new phone and why it's awesome, "cause the one I used to have.. didn't have a screen"

[@evanlambert9103]

Hehe your name and his name is the same name

[@LuckySketches]

Constantly finding a way to brag that his phone has a screen.

[@imsorrythankyouplease7613]

“I’ve just been looking at a cheat sheet on my phone during tests because this one has a screen. The teachers don’t know what I’m doing. These people are really, incredibly isolated and easy to trick. I think we could just present the Fast and Furious movies and everybody would be occupied for almost an entire day.”

[@daddyleon]

drop the phone and break the screen - back in golden territory

[@esobelisk3110]

@@daddyleon that’s too sad

[@pfieffs]

His phone might not have a screen, but it does have a number and that's all you need for find a friend.

[@juriepica1174]

I read this 100% in the Thistlespring parents voice against my will.

[@Tacobell1384]

Such a good moment

[@cybermonk4447]

The numbers are for 911, Animal Control and Poison Control

[@ChrisTay229]

The delivery of "It's 911, pOisOn control, and animal control" is perfect

[@rat-gang-]

WHY does he say it like "puhyooson control" lmAOO

[@AuroraVeil_]

@@rat-gang- i think he's violently fighting a laugh down

[@blessfullstop]

@@AuroraVeil_ accurate description. imagining physically punching a laugh back down your throat.

[@aj_style1745]

0:17

[@genuineinterest]

*"pϕson control"*

[@speedylinguine]

I find it so hilarious that Jammer gave evan vbucks for a game he couldn’t play

[@Rylee_G]

That's the most jammer shit I can think of

[@emmettbrown3463]

this is the comment that reminded me that fortnite is free 😭

[@ya-boifrank7987]

I hope they do more of Misfits. The social interactions in this show are probably my favourite on D20 next to Bloodkeep.

[@bodenking]

I would love a season 2 of these misfits that’s equal parts high school drama and upheaving society

[@Oleandra_13]

@@bodenking Don't forget normalizing the M-word! MUGGGGGLLLLEEEEE

[@allgreatfictions]

I would love to see the exact same actors play all new characters and play a bit more of a straight, non satire game. All funny, but less of a take on Harry Potter. I just want to see another brilliant character like Evan.

[@jamesmayle3787]

Jesus Christ is Lord. It is all true. Please take your salvation seriously. Read the Bible and do what it says

[@peytonheilman]

Do any of you have dropout accounts that I could share because I can’t get one

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

I like to imagine they got him a smart phone so now he'll be all confused like, "My phone doesnt have at buttons"

[@BluWoolify]

Look, I know we're all giggling over "my phone doesn't have a screen" but "my phone doesn't have a camera" is just as humorous

[@andresacosta5318]

not really. phones have had screens for way longer than theyve had cameras. you have to go really bottom of the barrel before you lose the camera. no screen thats a land line

[@deloptin545]

even if it did have a camera, what use would it be? his phone doesn't have a screen

[@tophatcat1173]

Nah not really, camera is a little less important than screen

[@Sawingmotion]

You’re laughing, his phone doesn’t have a screen and you’re laughing,

[@lottesghost]

it's both heartbreaking and wonderful how much i can relate Evam to the people I've been closest to in my life. like a lot of these things are played for jokes because his situation has drastically improved, but his background and how he connects to his friends hit home hard

[@four1629]

relatable, especially the touch starved part in ep 2 and the way he doesnt know how to interact with ppl,,, very familiar. but seeing it in a positive light makes me so happy lol

[@jamesmayle3787]

Jesus Christ is Lord. It is all true. Please take your salvation seriously. Read the Bible and do what it says

[@darksentinel082]

@@jamesmayle3787 churches and scripture aren’t going to make my family any less poor. won’t make our rent any less expensive. won’t make my mom any less disabled.

[@jamesmayle3787]

@@darksentinel082 maybe not, but it'll heal your soul. You will learn and grow. Then you'll start changing for the better. You'll get rid of that poison that's eating up all your money. You'll learn to be content with what you have and become genuinely happy. You will become a blessing to everyone you meet, spreading love and peace. Your relationships will all improve. God always provides abundance to his people, stuff will come too. This time last year I was jobless living with my parents with nothing but my shoes basically. As I've been doing God's will, he's given me a job, two raises in a year, a new guitar, huge TV, etc. Buddy, things change when you change. God is real, so is heaven, and hell. I can guarantee you that with absolute certainty. This world is not what matters. Our souls, our relationship with God, that's all that matters.

[@darksentinel082]

@@jamesmayle3787 for 8 years of my life i gave god every second of it. when my mom suffered every day, and constantly got worse, unable to work. when my father abandoned us and never looked back. when my older brother tried to take his own life. no one was there for me so i turned to god. i gave everything I could to find something but in the end I found nothing but hypocrites praising a book of lies. when i realized just how foolish it all was I never looked back. if god ever cared, it did nothing to help me. it never helped me feel happy or complete. finding meaning in something else is worthless if you’ve yet to find meaning in yourself. i need no church to find my way. a book won’t help me to be happy. maybe for others, but not for me. ive found happiness in my own places. I didn’t find a road to a better future through god. but with my own willpower and strength, and conviction in MYSELF as opposed to some unknowable being, I’ve begun the task of building that road myself. And I have the strength to do so because I’m loved, not by some ethereal spirit, but by real people. Real people who will actually be there to support me. Something that God never did.

[@gammagames1413]

At first I was thinking about a flip phone like no touchscreen and then part way through I realized that it doesnt have a screen at all. My man's blindly pressing numbers and hoping he doesnt misclick

[@maromania7]

That's how phones used to work. But each button had a separate tone so you would know right away if you pressed the wrong one.

[@Superdoxin]

@@maromania7 you'd also just hang up and re-try if you messed up.

[@Nortarachanges]

Yeah if it was a flip phone, it would have a clock

[@MrDavidNichols]

@@maromania7 maybe like landlines and phone boxes etc. but even lots of very early mobile phones had some form of screen. You'd be very hard pressed to find one without a screen for sale today - even if you looking for your most basic, just a phone, phone

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

I was thinking he had something like one of those massive chunky ones from, like, the 1980s, but even those ones had a little LCD number readout, so idk what kinda nightmare uber-burner Evan had but holy hell it must've been a sad little nugget.

[@someguyorsomethingidk]

I love brennan for being able to make anything (like something as simple as not having a phone screem) be THIS funny

[@adambaker9926]

I know it's not the focus of this video, but Dream consistently being attracted to how much of a Sad Dark Boi Evan is will never cease to amuse me. The increased pitch of their voice as Evan says what numbers he has saved kills me.

[@jmackmcneill]

Oh it's definitely my focus of this video! I love the teamwork between Brennan and Erica on this one... you can see his wheels turning as he realise that if he can keep coming up with sadder and sadder things to say she is going to keep ramping up the volume and the pitch on that Aww/Squee... to the point he almost cracks up on his three numbers because he knows the reaction that is coming.

[@CodaMission]

Him knowing of emojis through the Emoji Movie hits a thousand times harder than him not knowing

[@bardofvoid174]

"I didn't even know you were gonna get a new phone" hidden gold

[@marys4038]

I love this but isn’t there one moment in the finale where he says his phone doesn’t have a screen but it has a number and that’s all you need for like gps tracking? And then he throws it on the dragon? I could be making that up entirely

[@lottesghost]

"my phone doesn't have a screen but it has a number and that's all you need for find a friend"

[@Rylee_G]

@@lottesghost what I rewatched the whole season just to make this video fuuuuuck:(

[@Rylee_G]

@@lottesghost I want to go back and add that so baddd but I can't do 3 reuploads in a day

[@lottesghost]

@@Rylee_G it's okay. you have the pinned comment to make up for it ♡

[@Rylee_G]

@@lottesghost 🦀❤️

[@RainbowDash1995]

I love the idea that he got them a fortnight code and coin.... thinking that he wasn't going to be able to play it anyway cause his phone... doesn't have a screen

[@toniwels8195]

(Whispers) His phone doesn't have a Screen!?, his phone doesn't have a !?,doesn't have a screen!!😂😂😂😂

[@leviticusyeeticus9895]

"I didn't even know you were gonna get a phone so that's... Cool". The implications of this.

[@Heroism4499]

My grandpa for the longest time had a flip phone and when I was like 10 the top screen broke (wouldn't display anything). He was so stubborn and anti-technology instead of (accepting my grandma's offers) to upgrade he'd count the button presses required to do stuff. So to call my dad he knew how to blindly enter his contacts and count to 7 (because my dad's name starts with a midranged letter) to call him.

[@genuineinterest]

Somehow Aabria's sidequests always leave me wishing they did second seasons of sidequests. I would KILL for a sequel to either Misfits or ACOFAF right now.

[@SmudgedSketch]

:)

[@apkphantom2122]

The fact that Evan only knows about emojis from that crappy movie is fantastic

[@bodenking]

It was probably an easy movie to break into during summer just to get out of the heat

[@yoindianbro]

Thank God Rylee has a phone with a screen 🙏

[@beckettericsson2554]

"like from the emoji movie?" kills me every time

[@ticktockbother6]

Did you know his phone doesn’t have a screen???

[@Rylee_G]

His phone doesn't have a screen

[@leolong2984]

@@Rylee_G mmm I don't know sounds pretty sus after all he never did specify

[@controllerfreak78]

For a time I was literally unable to think of what a phone without a screen would look like, even though I operated them for years as a kid

[@hiruko1]

never buy no phone from the gas station

[@GuardianM25]

I didn't know I needed this compilation

[@nicholas6836]

2:00 I don’t know why but the “that’s amazing” makes me laugh everytime

[@anna_young]

Because your compilations kept popping up in my feed, I figured I'd just go ahead and watch the show. And my god. This has to be my favorite season that I've watched of them so far, I think I like it even more than fantasy high. Thank you so much for making these compilations :) I fucking love the world and Evan and everything in this season, I watched it all in a literal day. Hope they get back to this universe at some point.

[@tattie.b8594]

Oh wow, dang I might have to go watch it…

[@anna_young]

@@tattie.b8594 yesss you absolutely should!!

[@CritScratch]

The most important magic that Evan KELMP learned at wizard school was the magic of friendship

[@Rylee_G]

Wow thanks for the love on this comp

[@Iamjustherek]

Evan Kelmp is the saddest most hilarious character ever created 😂

[@piequals314]

finally the epic compilation

[@alisondices]

from the emoji movie gets me every time

[@gohanr1271]

thing at the end says "this was one of my first requests I hope you like it

[@spinycreature]

The only word for how this makes me feel is Fond

[@morgborg5964]

Oh hey I just started watching misfits and magic yesterday!! Can't believe his phone doesn't have a screen

[@chrisbrown6952]

My favorite Lou break ever

[@SirThirdFilms]

You're a hero for this. I come back to this once or twice a week haha

[@kit7734]

Wait, you're telling me Evan Kelmp's phone DOESN'T have a screen???

[@Tacobell1384]

This side quest is what got me to get the kids on brooms book and decide to DM for the first time (my campaign officially starts next weekend).

[@Rylee_G]

Yay!!!:D

[@Tacobell1384]

@@Rylee_G it starts tomorrow what I'm calling it "Beyond the Veil".

[@poyotato151]

The fact that the emoji movie is canon in this universe is insane

[@Rylee_G]

So is Vladimir Putin and Harry Potter

[@QuinnKempe]

Oh my gosh thank you for gracing us with this

[@wiliberstafford1409]

good up load. thank you for up loading this. from all of us that just got phones with a screen.

[@Notbatman374]

misfits is so good. are you going to do more calamity shorts Rylee? I need lou shouting "It's BEAUTIFUL" and brennan telling him he might be the first character to do that and survive

[@chillinsquirtle]

Still love that jammer got everyone v bucks for Christmas and called it fortnite coin

[@Kuso319]

I love how Iowa was mentioned (in the captions, but the sentence didn't finish in video)

[@voss9842]

After watching this multiple times I just realized he got him a code to play a FREE game lol

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

God, I LOVE K absolutely LOSING IT over how much of a sad boi he is.

[@jackakimbo5718]

*CHALLENGE: work* *a* *line* *into* *a* *conversation* *that's* *simultaneously* *both* *the* *funniest* *AND* *the* *saddest* *line* *you'll* *ever* *hear* Mere mortals: that's impossible, those are too contradictory Brennan Lee Mulligan: hold my emoji movie

[@flixman_origins5035]

i was frankly expecting for it to be just... a screen... a screen without a phone

[@thaliafriedman9811]

This has officially convinced me to watch misfits & magic

[@Rylee_G]

YOU'RE WELCOME 🥰

[@TheCrabPpl]

woulda been hilarious if he pretended to drop the new phone and "crack" the screen :P

[@smalwex]

I was 100% convinced he'd drop it so he could continually say it didn't have a screen

[@eijirokirishima1882]

Evan would be way too excited that his phone has a calculator

[@BeastBoom24]

A bit unrelated but I loved the bit of Jammer just getting everyone “Fortnite Coin” for Christmas. It got me every fucking time lmao,

[@wedryfulofit]

the wavering "po~oison control" gets me

[@duskstorm3560]

I'll never know how he can save numbers without having a screen

[@graftednormalcy1376]

Older phones had a code you put in to begin a programing mode, which you then typed in the phone numbers for

[@duskstorm3560]

@@graftednormalcy1376 I feel like I'd panic and mistype it, not being able to see. I kinda assumed there was a code but I also never read those little instruction sheets you get when you buy something, so it didn't occur to me as something someone might actually retain. Maybe I should do that more...

[@octolingo1892]

am I crazy or have I seen you in JRWI videos

[@lauravturner]

The emoji movie bit got me good.

[@e.d.5766]

Dude had to *save* 911.

[@Sandreline]

I need to rewatch Misfits and Magic.

[@garrettsharpe1464]

Just commenting to say that I need the clip of Lou Wilson with his hand over his face yelling "IT'S BEAUTIFUL! SIMPLY INCREDIBLE!" as soon as possible. Lol

[@Rylee_G]

What scene was that?

[@Rylee_G]

I can't remember atm

[@garrettsharpe1464]

@@Rylee_G missed this reply, but it was the moment in Calamity episode 2 when Lou and Aabria fire up the Astral Leywright for the first time.

[@vodozhaba]

my dumb ass confused evan with brennan and deemed it perfectly reasonable that a man like brennan would have a phone with no screen

[@duranmclemore8667]

Tbh would've been great if one of them asked to see it and he pulled out a broken calculator

[@Terminally_Radical]

Jammer got evan fortnite and vbucks without knowing he'd be able to play the game lmao

[@gore14]

K always basking in Evan's sad. hahaha

[@FlurarInuyi]

Evan Kelmp is my favorite Iowa representation.

[@MerkhVision]

At 1:41 is that Hogwarts!? And was Brendan holding a wand at one point?? Are they doing a Harry Potter RPG??? Where can I see more????

[@ienzio7795]

Oh boy you are in for a treat, this I actually the christmas special of their campaign "Misfits and Magic"

[@Rylee_G]

Misfits and magic on dropout

[@chrisstanton70]

You guys remember when phones didnt have screens? You had to memorize everything for yourself, you had to actually know where you are in the world, and if you saw something cool you had to tell a good story if you wanted someone else to be able to experience it vicariously through you.

[@ThatFreeWilliam]

I love that 911 is one of the three numbers.

[@lofigaming1092]

ending should been him losing in fortnite throwing phone breaking screen and back to square one

[@ZombiesAreJerks]

Get some clips of the Roll 20 actual plays where Brennan plays Citizen Doctor Abraham Mehermblur!

[@Rylee_G]

I have like 50 clips from that game on my phone somewhere

[@solomon9655]

My new phone has a screen, but I forgot the PIN. I can only take emergency calls.

[@The_Devil_Breaker_]

I expected him to immediately drop it and crack the screen

[@Rylee_G]

Lol that would've been awful noooo

[@Rylee_G]

Also just realized, he could've but a phone with a screen the whole time but he bought Sam a streaming PC

[@AllegoricSiren]

Isn’t this the same character that like, made another kid straight up quit magic through psychological terror

[@askinredroads5132]

yes

[@TrueDarkSparda]

Jammer got his friend a download code for a free game

[@Rylee_G]

classic jammer

[@jessicamenschel6775]

missed the one where they use his phone, cause it doesn't have a screen to track the dragon, but that sok.

[@Rylee_G]

The fixed version is also uploaded

[@rabitwarior2]

what flashes in the very end "this was one of my first requests idk who requested it but I hope you like it kbye

[@amelooloo]

me when my phone doesnt have a screen

[@dialog_box]

i didn't know this but it's impossible to be paused on the last frame of a youtube video (even using the period and comma keys) but i managed to catch it in screenshot. it just says "this was one of my first requests idk who requested it but I hope you like it k bye ♥"

[@Rylee_G]

💖

[@ultrabigfella]

Rylee this is the third time I've gotten this notification what the fuck is up

[@Rylee_G]

The first one was glitchy and there were some things I had to fix in the second one

[@ultrabigfella]

@@Rylee_G you're fine lmao, thanks for the amazing content!

[@Rylee_G]

@@ultrabigfella 🦀

[@Rylee_G]

@@ultrabigfella ❤️

[@cigimon4]

you'll get one for every time they talk about the phone

[@squidpigeon7048]

best bit

[@TheOriginalDalamanza]

What does he mean by a gas station phone? I can't even picture this thing

[@zaelheimricht4978]

Did you know that Evan Kelmp's phone doesn't have a screen? Ok, just wanted to make sure.

[@spudsbuchlaw]

I really wanna know what specific brand Brennan was envisioning

[@jw5386]

Yes!!! Rylee G has finally found M&M!!!!

[@Rylee_G]

My first videos were m&m comps!😊

[@sundaesorceress]

this means his phone is even older than the nokia brick phone, because that had a screen.

[@RazzerKrull]

Or an emergency phone, Which is powered by a AA battery and only for 911 calls etc.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Oh Evan. Oh baby no Oh my son

[@basildraws]

Who are these people?

[@DexyD20]

Wait... Have you really been editing all of these on your phone??? Like you are the real mvp if I do say so myself, and I do!

[@Rylee_G]

Yep:) thanks!

[@DexyD20]

@@Rylee_G I appreciate the thanks! But fr you deserve one too if not more for going through the real effort so, Thank you!

[@Rylee_G]

@@DexyD20 yw🥰

[@Meichrob7]

I love Brennen as a DM but I Looove Brennen as a player.

[@j.s.5685]

can you pretty please do a every time servo sam appears compilation?

[@Rylee_G]

If I get the time ❤️

[@j.s.5685]

No pressure! Just thought it'd be a fun idea!

[@Rylee_G]

@@j.s.5685 tis!🥰

[@Maliciousmusicman]

Am I going insane or is that Brennan from CH and they're calling him Evan

[@Rylee_G]

Lol the second thing, he's playing a character called Evan in the video :p

[@doctorzeek2370]

Holy heck, speaking of phones do you edit these on a phone?

[@hiperalee]

Ok but how was he gonna play fornite without a screen 😭

[@daniellins4114]

I think they mention Jammer was installing computers in Quimeron in the Christmas special

[@daniellins4114]

Since he went around giving the same gift for people, I think they'd have to have a way to play it

[@dragb9284]

Why that phone

[@Frodstarrr]

The knowledge that Fucking FORTNITE has come up in a Dimension 20 campaign is bizarre to me

[@d33p345]

evan? is that his D&D charecter name? cause that's brennan from collegehumor

[@Rylee_G]

Lol yes his PC's name is Evan kelmp

[@user-yd1re9qb1n]

Fortnite coin sounds like an NFT not gonna lie

[@Rylee_G]

He means vbucks, the fake money you can buy with real money to get different outfits and stuff on fortnite So... Yeah, kind of lol