Fantasy High but it’s just Telemaine Pronouncing Things | Dimension 20 Live

clips are from Dimension 20 Live: Fantasy High episodes 10&11!! All credit to the original creators i would literally die for any one of them

[@paigeh3410]

Telemaine is what happens when you learn Common on duolingo

[@urmomsgaybf]

This could be my favorite comment on KZbin.

[@dionysus_adores]

Yeahhhh i mean he's also kinda old, keeping up with language of the times isn't his strong suit.

[@seopark7467]

5:40 Brennan FULLY DID NOT KNOW what sound was going to come out of his mouth

[@alicepersson9568]

CHÄÊGDE

[@charlieboy1087]

And that’s what makes it so beautiful

[@Lucifersfursona]

Ur comment made the bit funnier thank you

[@PatrickBC]

CHAD

[@alicepersson9568]

@@PatrickBC *C H*

[@non-binarycoding5505]

“so this is like a different school - this is like high school?” “hhæįçhuûöl” “Come on.”

[@j.a.6310]

They are HIGH elfs they need to know this

[@Zephyrial2]

I appreciate that these phonetics are... pretty much correct

[@matthewflugstad8023]

@@j.a.6310 it's probably not the high your thinking of

[@pablofierros6975]

I mean he got the “high” sound right

[@DawnApon]

@@j.a.6310 Its TWO words?

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

This entire video just reminds me of the “can u get preganté” video, and I love it

[@abbakarenina]

oh my GOD

[@Lucifersfursona]

The elven life cycle includes pregananance

[@binary_terror2]

Gregnant?

[@gubgub4182]

Pomegranate

[@bigjedimullet]

Imagine a council of high elves but they’re all just named like. Preganté. Fregnant. Peegnant. Pregananant

[@TheCrazyKT]

Zac's "come on" always SENDS me

[@BenWeinerRVA]

That’s my second fave D20 moment after “Wha dija dõ suchathang, Reez Gukgēhk? WHA dija makmiup whölclöth frum yer MAHND?”

[@bepis602]

@@BenWeinerRVA GOD i love baron so much

[@ophiuchus_kin]

@@BenWeinerRVA I never survive that line I laugh so hard

[@emmad799]

the thing that makes these moments so funny is that gorgug truly only really gets mad in combat and seeing that what it takes to finally set him off is just some high elf pronouncing shit wrong DESTROYS me every time

[@maskedkittyMC]

i’m ngl if i was a high elf i would do that type of shit on purpose for a laugh XD Edit: i’ve also recently seen the clip of him feeding gorgug a flower and now i know even more that i would do that kinda shit just for the lolz.

[@celticcountrylover]

What really makes this is that Gorgug is going through the five stages of grief, but in reverse. Like he started at acceptance and is just rocketing his way towards anger.

[@sheevpalpatine1105]

thats the barbarian way

[@betteryou7hanme]

When he says, "c'mon.." after haigh chuul? is one of the funniest lines in the entire season.

[@heyspoons]

i go into a rage

[@MegaVideoman23]

Only thing missing were the moments of Gorgug was slowly getting annoyed "I'm just gonna take a lap" and later "gorgug just gets in the van and lies facedown on the floor"

[@oscarpines7927]

The one man Gorgug will NEVER ask if he's his dad.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

He's afraid of the truth.

[@LadyJuse]

Well yeah, he only met him after he found his dad.

[@DrZaius3141]

Could you imagine having Telemaine as your roemaence partner?

[@KumaoftheForest]

On the list of HILARIOUS phone s3x operators possible, Telemaine is high on the list

[@beatricebrynda9328]

Currently, my only serotonin comes from imagining a version of MCR's "Teenagers" but every time they say "Teenagers" it's replaced by Telemaine's pronunciation

[@beatricebrynda9328]

you know what I can make that. and fuck it I will

[@beatricebrynda9328]

update: i did it and i can't stop laughing it's funnier than i thought it would be

[@jenmcdonald3721]

please. i beg you. post it

[@Adharaaa]

@@beatricebrynda9328 pLEASE

[@voland6846]

@@beatricebrynda9328 with a cherry on top

[@gittabg0]

An underrated part is when Ally says “Jesus and Helio” and murph just takes his glasses off to laugh at the fuckery

[@aimee3566]

“There are hard G’s in High Elvish” gets me every time

[@justinneal926]

I love how Zac’s smile just DROPS when Telemaine starts trying to saying “boyfriend.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@circeltea]

"it's a van" "BAHN" fucks me up EVERY SINGLE TIME i feel like a BABY laughing so hard at such a simple stupid gagjfdklgh

[@YouPear3]

This is the angriest Gorgug has ever been and it’s so entertaining! Just pure rage! It’s amazing!

[@redmanish]

Gets cold-cocked the second he steps foot on high school grounds: 💤 One old dude says words stupid: 🤬

[@melonsaway3929]

@@redmanish goes into a rage on a regular basis 😴 Hears JorJuj 😠😠

[@TenisJr]

I fully thought he would go into a rage lol

[@KOJote-ow8uf]

Them dunking on elves will always get me crying laughing

[@mochike]

5:25 monolingual english-speaking teachers when they come across a foreign name during the roll call

[@TiaraBenvenutti]

Emily’s “You’re not even reading it” it what sets me off every single time

[@thomastegroen1274]

It's like he's deaf, so he's watching everyone speak with subtitles, but he's also dyslexic.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

my favorite part is how every time telemaine pronounces things weirdly, brennan looks around and grins just a little bit because of how much they love it

[@hannahmayr2394]

for some reason "Johbe?!" really kills me every time

[@ezrenficker4502]

"Your grandfather's pissing me off" always gets me

[@deadpanturtle]

Brennan’s mind must be so organized in order for him to roleplay so chaotically.

[@aloe8078]

Especially when he can pull these voices and mannerisms out years and years apart. I wanted to come back and rewatch old Telemaine content since he makes a brief appearance in this season, and it’s wild how it’s been multiple years and it’s still the same guy

[@GeldarionTFS]

Every DM who has had their players mispronounce all of their characters' names is feeling cathartic retribution with this.

[@treydiesel3902]

I know we all love the amount of rage Gorgug feels when speaking to Telemaine, but can we all take a second to appreciate Brennan almost breaking character and laughing at the end bit when trying to pronounce his name again.

[@musicsaves71590]

My favorite is Brennan's face at 5:43 he knows what he's about to say is both hilarious and gonna piss his friend off. It's beautiful

[@RonCorleone]

they missed the perfect opportunity to formally introduce Riz Gukgak, I would've loved to hear Telemaine pronounce that name

[@PerpetuallyDaydreaming]

RiiIize Jukpak

[@georgeweasley54]

“There has to be some crossover in the words that we’re saying” absolutely kills me

[@beccay8887]

the editing is top notch well done

[@MorriganPickman]

Yes! The zoom ins ad a whole new level of funny!! 🤣

[@explolsivecake2045]

Since I didn’t watch these when they came out I missed a lot of this. I catchend up via synopsis and watched the finales but I didn’t see any of these jokes. This is the first time I’ve seen this glory and I must say, one of my favourite parts is Your friend is a... *l i t t l e d i c k*, no? He is reminiscent of a... *l i t t l e d i c k*

[@D.A.R.C.I.]

Free week trial on dropouts website, and you can bail out of the subscription fee right after

[@SarahWildsmith]

virus - Detected But it’s literally just $5 and College Humor/Dropout desperately needs the money, so maybe support the artists and don’t bail after the free week?

[@matthewcooper4248]

@@SarahWildsmith Exactly. "I want to support artists but only for free."

[@Padenjs]

fantasy high live is absolutely bonkers. Every episode from that season has made me laugh til it breaks me. Watching it for $5 is a goddamn steal.

[@philliparnesen4493]

@@SarahWildsmith I initially signed up just to finish fantasy highschool. I legit, and no exaggeration, use my dropout subscription more than HBO Max, Hulu. Netflix, Prime Video, and Disney+ combined. I have access to all of those streaming services and dropout ABSOLUTELY kills all of them in terms of content to monthly cost.

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Brennan 100% didn't know that Chej was about to come out of his mouth

[@sophierowland7837]

CHAEJ

[@datalich]

You can literally see Brendaddy wracking his brain trying to figure a new way to mispronounce Gorgug and running out of time and saying the first stupid thing that came to mind. :D

[@mineking57]

@@datalich the way it just sort of burst out, like he was charging up "CHƏDJ" and almost seemed shocked that that's what came out is beautiful.

[@bigjedimullet]

someone please edit that into “my name Jeff”

[@musicsaves71590]

This is the supercut I've always wanted Also: the one dislike is from Gorgug

[@murkyhydra6351]

*jorjug

[@notednuance]

@@murkyhydra6351 *Chej

[@Omomoification]

"Tell him jorjug" from Emily is the cherry on top

[@soonamisapphire2425]

The best part of this video is the crying and the fact that it's out of everything that it has been thrown at Zach's character this grandfather is what makes him the maddest

[@redmanish]

Lmao when Murph says “you all absolutely MUST stop talking to him” 😂 Plot who? This is a weird elf stream now.

[@SarahWildsmith]

I just had an asthma attack from laughing too hard. Telemaine is literally killing me

[@bicarbonat1]

Aah-soo-thiy-mahyah?

[@simonharford4834]

Brennan was clearly having so much fun with this

[@natmanzoccothriftdiy1222]

Brennan trying to hold it together followed by the quick zoom / "CHAEJ" is art. just replaying it over and over and crying

[@shanisaur5601]

Jorjudge made me laugh so hard I choked on water and I’m now currently dying, thank you

[@zaraber]

ah, here it is again. The video that sold me in six minutes on a company I now keep up with daily

[@smnoy23]

The few seconds where Brennan clearly considers just saying “Jorjuj” again

[@brianmorton9419]

I love how it’s just a telemine character trait that he just says words back to people. Not even when he doesn’t know what the word means, but he hears “I’m gorgug, and this is a van” and goes “jorjuj. Ban.”

[@OliviaHenninger]

I literally showed this to my friend and completely forgot that it was made by my cousin. I love you

[@amistakeprobably7295]

Olivia Henninger that’s amazing omg ily!!

[@OliviaHenninger]

29K views girl

[@calamityrocks7501]

Brennan was having so much fun with this bit and I love that for him

[@bigsybel9105]

the subtitles are HYSTERICAL thank u so much

[@bel410la]

Gorgug getting more pissed at him mispronouncing things than he does when he rages is so funny.

[@mollys4409]

The captions are killing me

[@taylovesfun]

I restarted the entire video for the captions and they were so worth it

[@johnlenox9879]

Imma have to rewatch

[@nesso6409]

Totally worth the rewatch!

[@amelooloo]

“you’re not even reading it” gets me every time

[@blkfoxninja]

emily.exe killed me

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

I…I think this has become a comfort video for me.

[@jakobjansen9541]

Would have been great if at the last meeting with him, gorgug just, with no words, suplexes the old elf.

[@uhghouls]

how has no one mentioned emily saying body pillow and brennan coming back with a word that is not even close to either of them

[@BSbackup]

It’s how angry Gorgug gets for me 😂😂

[@HBStone]

jorjuj.exe has stopped working

[@EL-jq1sq]

I wonder if they mispronounced something to him if he’d pronounce it correctly

[@ycsdramaqueen]

0:28 The slow zoom-in with the unending weird cry, I almost died laughing.

[@kazetasj]

3:15 such a perfect delivery

[@EthalaRide]

This is even BETTER with captions on!

[@mmbaszak5028]

Zac just going 'come on' is so freaking funny 😂

[@johnthomason9980]

CHEDGE

[@Gala-yp8nx]

4:41 “It is a fool’s eärand for you to attack.”

[@ShepherdOfTherCorn]

4:18 did he just call gorgug sandwich in dutch

[@snevkreb14]

Ally saying "broodje kaas" afterwards says it all!

[@heyyitsphil2611]

"Emily.exe has stopped working" took me OUT

[@justme-qd6qb]

It's one of those bits that kinda funny at first but slowly descents into madness as the DM commits until you're just cry laughing in despair

[@earlwarrenminoza4831]

This is my favorite episode bc of these exact scenes.

[@CMShuckle]

"I'm saying what you're all saying..."

[@athriftygoddess6501]

If there is ever a live action adaptation of Fantasy High then Telemaine needs to be played by Matt Berry.

[@shellinboots]

the headache i get from laughing is worth it every time. also this editing is A++++

[@tesstucker3311]

Between this and names like Fethethriel and Kelmp, Brennan is the master at creating weird words 😂 It’s such a small thing but so funny with how close it is to like…NOT being ridiculous I guess? Like it’s almost normal but not

[@McMudbun]

5:40 Brennan somehow just made a ytp noise

[@havenhillsongs]

“I’m saying what you’re all saying.” 😂😂

[@devinspencer1678]

Every DM has that one character they use to just troll the players

[@topsyturvy1097]

My campaign has a wizard called Svevdor the Magnificent and he owns a magic shop called top hat. Everyone else in the party hates him but he's one of my favourite npcs :(

[@msp720]

"It's two words?" is such an underrated part of this bit.

[@aarushicrystalis7998]

this is excellent. thanks for making it!!

[@a.bookmonkey6790]

I’m begging everyone to watch this with subtitles

[@samryan9763]

The Party: “….” Telemaine: “BÄHNN”

[@chlamydiadeetz4163]

this is so good

[@crystalwolfx]

Chej fucking gets me every time omg

[@seoulstyle01]

just wanted to say thank you for the quality content and also providing captions, so appreciated!!

[@Ben_Lieberman]

He can pronounce Figueroth because it's an elvish name

[@anarchy6661]

honestly this was gold i love how they just derailed instantly after "fahbiahn"

[@doingthestrand]

gotta say, the idea of a passive aggressive barbarian is genius

[@jackakimbo5718]

Brennan's elves are just Swedish

[@Lucifersfursona]

The editing u did to these clip was subtle but it added like so much

[@SergioManuelFernándezLópez]

My headcannon is Telemaine is just messing with them to make them laugh... just high elf grandpa type of humor

[@EmilyHenthorn]

It’s illegal to not have the captions in in this video

[@finnsaffelsipes]

"youre not even reading it"

[@Hambrrgr]

You gotta dunk on elves every once and awhile

[@brandonwei2430]

For eternity

[@All54321]

Brennan back at it with making characters who can’t pronounce things correctly.

[@DoraG99]

Jorjuj going into a rage over this 😂

[@Son0f.Madness]

Jorjuj.exe has stopped working

[@Sonics1DiscordKitten]

I just love dunking on High Elves, no matter what game

[@justweirdout]

Brennan just blurting out "BAHN" fuckin kills me man

[@justagrumpynerd]

this video is everything i ever needed thank you

[@TheBzlai]

We all know what the relationship will be like with Gilear and Hallariel when it gets to the bed room. FemDom! Hehehe

[@juliawhitmore3991]

I made the mistake of taking a sip right before the first "Jore-judge"

[@alexanderlab.6608]

lmao these subtitles are amazing.

[@pablofierros6975]

I watch this video 3-4 times a week and it doesn't get old