Every ISLANDER Lunchbox be like..

[@ShakTV]

could you eat all of that? 🥞🥙🥗

[@Kcw1279]

No lol :( 😝

[@croboyjr]

Probably not, I mean. Could you?

[@MrSquid123]

New Zealand 🇳🇿

[@R5FORTNITE]

nope

[@uhhuhyeahsure]

do some jokes about your people bro

[@Dug159]

When I was an apprentice, an islander tradesman I worked under would send me every smoko and lunch to the iga, to grab him a 2l solo, bbq chook and a ten pack of bread rolls. He’s devour the lot in one sitting and send me back for the same thing on he’s next break… I’ve never seen anything like it…

[@Suave_Fotuaika]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bpswank429]

🧢

[@shotgunsteve1]

Bachelors handbag can't beat it

[@jimmythong-kg2ip]

​Used to buy weed off some kiwi blokes that had 3 boys they banned off ubereats for ordering too much food 😂😂😂

[@neilshenstone7479]

Hahaha to accurate bro! 😂😂

[@funsimulator7246]

Islanders are always top blokes. One time I was working with one bloke called Villy and I didn't have any lunch. He noticed and said to me "aw bro, you can have half of my apple if you like?" 😂😂😂 he was sincere af too. Bless him

[@HeardItOnTheX]

Haha I worked with a Maori bloke named Villy. Absolute legend. I'm a pretty heavy smoker, one day he noticed I wasn't going outside to smoke. Four hours into the shift, he comes and asked "aww, you ran out cuz? " then brought me 5 with a cappacino. Bloke had a big heart, absolute legend.

[@funsimulator7246]

@@HeardItOnTheX Haha nice. Top blokes

[@Researchthejoos]

Until they get a beer in to them then they are absolute menaces

[@LabiaLicker]

@@Researchthejoos *can be (just like anyone)

[@Frosty_RpT]

As an islander, this is spot on with the amount of lunch we take. But. There's just one problem. You forgot the cornbeef, and We dont pack vegetables unless its taro, or cassava 😂😂😂 Besides from that, spot on 👌

[@IvyMay-qn2ys]

Hard out & the can of coconut cream With 4 kg of Taro

[@catch2080]

Yeah I seen the salad and was like that is a bit culture inaccurate 😂

[@LawsonBrown123]

Not in New Zealand

[@user-ic5xq8oc9z]

You must be the big triple chin looking ones, we dont eat that much, we work out pump that iron we dont eat that crap

[@-justmyselft-]

YES EXACTLY THANK YOU But sometimes we bring lu

[@beelal6407]

can confirm, my kiwi mate has a whole zingerbox + popcorn chicken as a "snack" before the gym whenever we train together. tbf he's like 6'7 140kg absolute unit

[@jenkims1953]

bruh that's light i could do zingerbox + popcorn chicken + extra burger + twister wrap and still have room to go if i really felt like it Throw in a full inch pizza - deep dish, while we are at it after the pizza i would be pretty done for the day though lol but i could do all this. All though now days they way inflation is costing a meal like this would be pretty expensive probably like $70 dollars worth of food in this list.

[@goz7569]

@@jenkims1953 Bro you got worms.

[@jenkims1953]

@@goz7569 nah

[@animalscars3799]

can confirm im also 6’7 120kg… also pump a zinger stacker box as preworkout

[@jenkims1953]

@@animalscars3799 light

[@heremianikora9949]

Worked as a laborer with a couple of Tongan dudes - they were awesome. In summer, on our lunch breaks, they'd whip down to the supermarket and buy a loaf of white bread and some ice cream and have ice cream sandwiches.

[@SilentKnight69]

Islanders lunches hit different.

[@peterthejasonsegelandscott6470]

You’ll be amazed what Islanders keep in their chilly bins!

[@ShakTV]

everything you can ask for

[@peterthejasonsegelandscott6470]

@@ShakTVPretty crazy not gonna lie

[@nythawkfpv]

*eskies

[@Username-ze1ux]

Chully bun cuz…get it right G!

[@R1_Lazz.]

We store every drink in there.

[@XxJudah1xX]

Islanders be carrying a whole supermarket in their lunchbox

[@ShakTV]

they are the supermarket 😅

[@nuttynuts3556]

​@@ShakTVI don't know what to say. I just wanted to comment something to fit in😂

[@XxJudah1xX]

🇳🇿 New Zealand 🇳🇿

[@nuttynuts3556]

Australia 🇦🇺

[@RorysRamblings]

Reminds me of when i worked with a Maori Scaffolder once. He had a coke, Powerade, water and thermo flask, and an esky/chilli bin with pizza, fruit, sandwich, cold pasta and a muesli bar. Bro smashed it all

[@Paki_Souljhaz]

Ye we be like that

[@BeardedGuy_Tawhid]

Epic

[@moonknight4053]

Yea I needa up my game tbh brotha, do chilly bins actually work? Honestly have never used one before aye. I like my drinks cold tbh

[@jimmythong-kg2ip]

​These islanders got OP level ups

[@saulgoodman2071]

​@@moonknight4053I use them all the time, they do work

[@kimhornhem5399]

I remember the bro from Cook Islands never had KFC in his life. Bro came to work the next day with a bucket of fried chicken and a bowl of rice.

[@RaahilAbhay]

😂 the rice though

[@shuckmehoff3841]

hahahaha i can picture this in my head

[@Areola-Grande]

KFC and rice. You can't beat it. Especially with wicked wings.

[@mondop5270]

Its more sorta giggle between each sentence that reminds me of the boys i worked with.... always bloidy happy... ya dont wanna see them unhappy😂

[@jacktaylor7696]

Bahahaha!!! I remember the Aussies complaining coz the islanders picking fruit used to buy up all the woolies chooks 😂

[@mattmccauley5493]

I'm Aussie and I would bring the whole BBQ Chook to work and my Boss would get the shits an tell me it's not Christmas lunch, it's smoko🤣💯🍗🐓

[@MitchellFay-nv2ne]

He never fails to amaze and entertain us !! 😂

[@ElMuzhighz]

Absolutely spot on!! I used to work with a Māori boy big boy to and always full of beans and funny af and he would bring a full size esky that would take up a whole seat in the truck, and it was always fully loaded 😂😂

[@BennjkSyd]

Working with one mãori means this skit is spot on. All mãori boys must do the same and this is spot on. Every mãori and island are the same. This is spot on cause I worked with one person of that culture

[@ElMuzhighz]

@@BennjkSyd lmfao 🤣 that was just one example from what I have lived and seen! I’m not going to right a fucking novel on all my experiences. I just chose one for an example, at the same place with the māori bloke where I worked on the goldcoast there would have been 5 or six of the boys there and all but one that was single would bring in an esky full of food each and every day and whole chickens to and offer out sandwiches and always make the day better and that was only one place I worked for a few months. I’ve been to countless Job sites, factories and have spent many many lunch hours with pretty much every race… I’m not saying that every single Māori is the same! No one is the same, the point of the (Joke/skit) was just putting it out there that they be sure to pack enough food for the day! I don’t know why you coming at me like that trying to belittle me or some shit bro!?? It’s fucking comedy 🎭 🤓😝🤣🤣🤪

[@ElMuzhighz]

@@BennjkSyd no disrespect at all to you personally bro!

[@AztecNinja89]

@@BennjkSyd bet you're fun at parties, wank.

[@JLYT2024]

​@@BennjkSyd You realise this was never a diss, right? All disrespect, personally bc you give nobody else any. Looking like a complete d*ckhead​.

[@tenfold9769]

Broooo as a Aboriginal Australian working with heaps of Maori or islander fullas this is accurate asf 😆😆😆

[@mrlahey3084]

no ur rude

[@tenfold9769]

Some of my good mates they are nothing rude about it 🤣☠️⚰️this generation is soft man like go grow some more feelings or what not and stop being offended by stupid shit ☠️⚰️

[@GoobHak]

Too deadly my bala

[@adambooth600]

❤😂

[@katerthedopekid]

Go back home to ya wife mate

[@Mad_AL]

My workmate is Samoan. He always brings cooked dinners for smoko and lunch. I reckon we gotta go have lunch with him sometime!

[@ProgrammedForDamage]

No joke, every time I went to my Moari next door neighbour's house to talk to them about something they'd invite me in for something to eat. I'm a 6'3 240lbs Aussie, so they probably thought I was undernourished.

[@ricothericster]

This guy is so relatable, and the accent is just amazing! Great work mate!

[@HypeRatt]

sounds like korg lol.

[@williamelliott2018]

Loving these islander skits, keep it up

[@Jamison1888]

Had me dying that one got me too good actually crying with laughter. The part when he pulled the toaster and you just looked confused, defeated, and said why. Was perfect 😂😂

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

"A small snack for later" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@benjaminmonga8800]

I nearly fell of my chair, a vegemite sandwich was all I knew when I was a kid 😂

[@ShakTV]

best sandwiches fr

[@themanwhowouldbebrick]

@@ShakTVbetter with chips in there too

[@GrowingDownUnder]

when I was in hospital the food was so bad I ate vegemite sandwiches for 2 weeks straight for every meal 3+ times a day. Nothing else literally

[@timhinchcliffe5372]

Vegemite and lettuce sanga for me.

[@nicktubara]

From 0:10 THAT........... is the longest sigh of relief ive heard, 😂 gotta wonder how they act when they take a crap.

[@roido6614]

This is Pure Gold. I remember going to school with a large as Container with Practically enough Samoan food to feed a whole village. During lunchtime, The Boys spotted me with my feed. Next thing I know, I'm sharing my food with the entire Poly Club... Peace!

[@SweetAzUso]

As somebody who is samoan with lots of Polynesian friends I can confirm this is very true, especially the zinger box, chocolate mud cake from woolies and whole chicken from Woolworths 🤣🤣🤣

[@nzkid2599]

You’ve nailed the Māori/islander accent. They ALL sound like that!

[@VenomousShadowz]

the giggles he makes explaining his lunch is killing me 🤣

[@ItsWorkingTogetherForMyGood]

Its the walk at the beginning and the deep exhale for me 😂 so accurate

[@horsing_it_all_night]

as an islander i can confirm we pack half of woolworths in our chilly bin for lunch every single day 😌

[@hvk4985]

I went to school with a bunch of huge islanders but funnily enough they never ate lunch, so I asked one of them about it and he said.. It's all good bro, you eat your peanut butter sandwich.. We will "punish the fridge" when we get home 😂

[@miles2057]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂

[@Sethrickable]

This actually made me laugh

[@kristyfield9789]

😂😂😂

[@Roronoa_Zoro_Official]

😂😂😂😂

[@HazzCraft]

One thing i always find hilarious working with kiwis is they nice as 90% of the time. And the other 10% they are just screaming at people like the own the place and everyone else is dumb 😂

[@johnwicksdog4399]

Trust me bro that 10% isn’t kaka, it’s all truth !

[@oggaBugga]

As a Kiwi, can confirm.

[@Splitzard]

Great work Shak, I love the islander skits

[@SAW-j3i]

They can fit literally anything in their chilly bins 😂

[@GoombaSmasher]

Love the expressions! Makes me think of Steven He. Would love to see a collab between you two!

[@mwilkins1644]

Hahaha glad I wasn't the only one 😂 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

[@halftarohalfkumara8164]

You forgot the essential accessory that every islander has at work. A Bluetooth speaker for the island jams lol 😂

[@KYEjet_gaming]

An islander mate back in the day had a family funeral, they ordered something like 600 pieces of KFC for the feed after it.

[@joshstanton267]

Lmao when your working away in a small town and you pop down to get KFC for lunch and they say "sorry bro, there's gonna be a wait, there's a tangi....." you might as well just go 😂

[@aidanpia5458]

As a big maori myself this is 100% true, even ended up sharing with the boys sometimes too, had some of my meanest feeds on site

[@bling2332]

My whole weekly shop in one lunch sitting. Bloody hell, this is too accurate :D

[@fletcho909]

Worked with a Samoan dude who bought himself a large Big Mac meal with two extra cheeseburgers one day. He opened one of the cheeseburgers, said a small prayer under his voice, and when he was about to take the first bite he stops, looks around at everyone else and says “aw sorry cuzzies, any of you uso’s want some first?’

[@mrdude69679]

When he pulled all that food out I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 😂😂

[@mranonymous8979]

Me too

[@Alan.livingston]

Had a bunch of Kiwi lads here doing some scaffolding and after a hard morning of on point church choir singing one of the lads goes to the truck and comes back with a beaten up old microwave so they can heat up the lunch buffet. They were great lads and seemed to enjoy making the best of a hard days yakka.

[@BoneBullet]

I was working with a Samoan dude and while he didn't have as much variety in his lunch as that, he did have about 12 egg sandwiches and a 2.5litre Coke. Mind you he did give me a sandwich and he knocked back the rest

[@user-ic5xq8oc9z]

Why you exaggerating.

[@BoneBullet]

@@user-ic5xq8oc9z not even, it was a clear tupperware container stock full of egg sandwiches, and i didn't mention the 2nd bottle of sprite he also had.

[@TheRoflstranger]

@@user-ic5xq8oc9z One of my mates is a samoan and he'll toast an entire loaf of bread or scramble a whole carton of eggs for a snack, so I believe him.

[@GregsKitchen]

lmao, that accent was spot on

[@kiritahikiwi4403]

It's more Maori than Islander but accurate af

[@z41n21]

BRO I could not stop laughing at the bogans reaction to the islanders meal

[@stellaaafidow6518]

nailed the accent perfectly! you can tell he works with heaps of islanders🤣👌

[@YallNotWhite_YourPINK]

Sounds more like a Maori accent tbh

[@robinharris1837]

​@@YallNotWhite_YourPINKControversial but technically maoris are considers islanders aswell

[@NZstylz-r7v]

​@@robinharris1837Islanders are Polynesian Maoris are melanesian

[@daggermouth4695]

😂😂😂 the cake. I worked at a factory with an islander bloke named sheldon he brought the rest of a wedding cake to work one day, and someone said " Your gunna share?" He likes " aww nah breeww why would I do that? There's not much there" Haha it was half a wedding cake lol 😂

[@AshBurt]

Shak you never disappoint haha funny man you never run out of ideas your so creative with your characters your the man!

[@ShakTV]

appreciate it bro!

[@AshBurt]

@ShakTV no worries, brother! Keep up the good work 👏 If there is any chance of meeting you, I'd love your autograph, mate.

[@bpswank429]

@@AshBurt fine like between creative and just borderline racist . You can tell this guy was bullied by islanders 😂

[@-Princesse-]

I knew when he set that lunchbox down it was about to be some Mary Poppins trickery up in here 😂

[@Quantumspacecarpet]

The whole roast chicken from Woolworths is so true as a Polynesian I can confirm

[@Kmc-r7t]

'islanders don't eat to live but live to eat', a Cook islander said to me proudly on site once. All their individual chilly bins were family sized too. Their 12 inch sandwiches would have put a posh cafe or restaurant to shame. Good vid.

[@purplelamington279]

I'm dead😂 I live in the islands and we bring taro, fish, coconut cream and rice for lunch but the portion size is enough for 3 people lol. Our lunch always takes up the whole table in the staff room lol

[@chall07_]

There’s definitely a giant feast in there 🤣🤣

[@ShakTV]

somewhere down the bottom

[@benjamindelfs2718]

Worked with a Samoan once and he had a portable fridge freezer in his Ute and a microwave, kettle, toaster and dry goods in a container. He needed a full hour just to cook and eat everything.

[@DantheSafetyMan]

Years ago when I was studying I worked for a company called Revitalife (Installing those fancy made in china, assembled in Australia beds for nursing homes). I used to work with 2 guys, one for the northbound run, one for the south run. The northbound guy was a Kiwi. This video and the warehouse one remind me of him so much! I'd be there struggling with an 80kg box up the stairs, meanwhile he just walks past carrying the mattress with one arm and helps me with the box and he had a merry poppins style lunchbox too.

[@lockgames67]

"you're a walk supermarket"😂😂😂😂

[@kharnifex]

Haha, the Fijian boys bbq in the morning, fish, steak, sausage, bacon, egg, banana

[@Kyle-bf7wk]

The woolworths roast chickens are a lifesaver for last minute family dinners

[@stephenwilson7990]

You NAILED that islander impression 👍😂

[@chopzmasta07]

I was at a KFC a few weeks ago to get my long awaited chest meal. This big islander bloke ordered 4 zinger boxes. I asked "for you and the boys, champ?" He answered with: "Nah, just for me. ay bro." Enjoy big fella. Enjoy.

[@nathanruse5674]

As a aussie scaffy you hit the nail on the head Boyz can eat 😂

[@Chuck_leclerc]

The uncle Toby’s muesli bars hit different

[@LemonToasty]

I'm a maori and today I brung to school a whole KFC bucket 5 brownies 2 apples, a jam and peanut butter sandwich a wrap, a Muslim bar and a burger, now for lunch, I had a cake, 2 bananas, 2 burgers, a ice block, a pie, wedges, coke, I was bored so I got another burger, a steak sandwich, and when I got home I had a snack which was, nutigrain and 2 chicken pieces

[@methylphenidate69]

Muslim bar? Is that what yall call kebabs over there?

[@UncleTwoTimez]

​@@methylphenidate69lmaooo Muslim Bar =muesli Bar but I like what you did with it

[@LemonToasty]

I call kebabs that!!!

[@Tortigga]

The Peter griffin laugh

[@Now668gaming]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed the video you deserve 200 million subscribers

[@ShakTV]

thats alot of subs haha

[@Now668gaming]

@@ShakTV good aye mate

[@elcapitan6126]

always have a soft spot for islanders. they could crush your skull but most are big easy going softies (unless you insult their lady or family)

[@stuffedgrubs]

Bro's with their chilly buns and jandals be like fuck I forgot the sauce 🤣🤣🤣

[@keepingitlowlow9506]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂so true, not forgetting our corn beef, coconut cream, rukau, ika mata, Cook Island donuts, neck chops, ice cream container with last nights boil up, and then for lunch we have KFC Ultimate feast and Maccas dinner box, till we get home for dinner😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Leesshhggoooo.

[@AJPReactions]

Wogs and Islanders are very similar both got big families and both love their foods

[@BennjkSyd]

Yeh wogs and islanders cook meals for the next days and Aussies drink too much every night to do anything every night haha that’s why Aussies look 50 when they’re 24 😂

[@paulsmith2860]

Good work Bro you really nailed the Aussie/ Larrakin Accent, they all sound like that. 😀

[@Dynasion]

Bro has unlimited food in his inventory, love the content as always

[@ShakTV]

you'd be sweet if you were stranded on an island with him

[@daniellarusso4558]

"you are a walking supermarket" LMAO

[@BamBamZ_Gaming]

Even as an Aussie born maori I approve 😂

[@DavidHands]

From my experience, a bag of potatoes in foil from the hangi on the weekend along with a couple of tins of corned beef and a large bag of rolls is enough to keep one islander fed for ooh, a good hour, but he might want an icecream after.

[@frankenweeny8785]

This is nothing, I've legit seen my Islander coworkers take up an entire table for a buffet consisting of: 3 Family buckets of KFC A Big Smoke sized order worth of Maccas (I lost count how many burgers, fries and sodas they had) And three cheesecakes. It was for three sollies together 0-0

[@gameover9390]

Reminds me of the Family Guy Olivegarden cutaway gag

[@CrispyChips007]

bro's got the "maayet" down LMAO

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

Sure, I can eat a whole chicken parmi with salad and chips for dinner, but nowhere near this much 😂😂

[@Onebassist-bv6md]

This is why i love islanders/New Zealanders and samoans

[@thecricketcorner.24]

Imagine an Islander at an all you can eat buffet

[@ShakTV]

the chef wont keep up

[@ibarelyupload7648]

bro just be finishing the entire thing in not even 3 minutes no problem

[@lextai6470]

You better have enough food in that buffet mate

[@avivabillington5514]

😂 That reminds me of how hungry I feel if I haven't had a chance to sit down for lunch & need to catch up on "2 meals in 1 go" after

[@shannonb1990]

Chuuurrr, I'm half Maori half Aussie and this is spot on except like the celery and salad, some Maori's and islanders pack so much into their chilli bins(esky). I was a removalist till last year, I'd bring 2-3 sandwiches, choco protein bar, muesli bar, a carrot or 2 or a apple, some chicken rice and veg, 1.5L coke, 1 litre multivitamin water and a energy drink most days and normally ate it all by the end of a 8-10hour work day and I was around 90kg then at 5ft11. We can eat ay hahaha

[@bradausten5119]

Gotta eat when ya tramping the freight

[@Ryan-hf9qz]

That laugh of the samoan. Spot on 😂😂

[@sirblaze3002]

Before I watched the video I was like, " this stereotypical, racist, mofo, who the hell does he think he insulting my people with his self righteous judgements" boy was I wrong, the video had me in tears, melted all my Karenisms away, you are a legend bro, awesome content. lol

[@marcantonio7466]

i was waiting for that part of the skit where the guy just finishes everything in a blink of an eye leaving the other guy speechless lol

[@MurrayHerts]

lol as someone from England who has no knowledge, experience or reference points to anything said in this video, this is so accurate.

[@earlgreywarm4973]

that impression is fucking so good lmao. the laugh is spot on

[@maxrockatanksyOG]

2 Islander Offsiders- both bring along 2 60lt Eskys each for a 13hr shift on a drill rig, both get back to camp- smashes another 3 plates of food. We called those blokes Cuzzy Bro & Cuzzy Joe (there was a cartoon at that time with Cuzzy Bro character in it), fuck they could swing those drill pipes though!

[@OfDream8811]

“You are a walking supermarket mate” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomp9855]

Islanders are the most simplistic race that exists

[@uasetifitifi8809]

The best character you do for sure😂😂😂😂 bro when I was driving trucks this was me😂😂😂

[@MORONIC_official]

Another good video from shak!

[@CaptZenPetabyte]

As an ex-bouncer in Sydney, I can attest ... but islanders are the best people

[@urphakeandgey6308]

Confirm. Got a flatmate who's an islander and even though he's a health nut and a very picky eater, I see him sitting in front of the TV gorging on food for hours.

[@jasonsan6708]

“You enjoy your buffet” 🤣 bruh as islanders we def know how to chow down

[@geensjc]

🤣🤣🤣 I can’t fault a damn thing. It was 100% spot on 😂

[@dani83red]

😂😂😂 "I just go back home to my wife, she can cook" Lol so good

[@VenturiLife]

When you see the size of these lads, you understand... They all look about the size of rugby union front-rowers.

[@twicedemita2151]

Bro when you order kfc in Australia and the car in front of ya is filled with islanders like a Kia carnival than it’s better to leave 😅😂