Every JoJo Villain In A Nutshell

[@akuyomixlive3564]

Read desc plz, ty. Also sub plz road to 15k C;

[@xix1957]

So nice sounds like jojo future for the heritage song

[@lisaveloz2638]

Wait what’s the Diego audio called cause I want to know

[@mrhoutable]

This is lit

[@lisaveloz2638]

Same

[@Trymantic]

@TrentPlayz he didn't make the video

[@atomicfault3972]

DIO: I stop time. Kira: I rewind time. Diavolo: I skip time. Pucci: I accelerate time. Diego: 🦖.

[@scarymonster5541]

[@justaguy4310]

Underrated

[@Kyrian247]

Diego alternative universe: I stop time

[@lightsabercollector3096]

funny valentine : 🇺🇲🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

[@C41OG4M3R]

Walk like a dinosaur

[@stormp6962]

“It’s beautiful, I’ve looked at this for five hours now”

[@Monisoki]

ONLY?

[@edwardanimsyujinamuka6203]

@@Monisoki he didnt say "only" tho but ok

[@stormp6962]

@Ggaster Ah yes, hello my brother

[@stormp6962]

@Ggaster It was probably just a bigger image of that

[@no-ib2kr]

I actually have

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

Original Name: Killer Queen: Bites the Dust Localized name: *Life-threatening Monarch: Consume the Soil*

[@anonymoose6715]

DANGEROUS RULER SLURP THE SOIL

[@ez1294]

Sheer Heart Attack? All I know is Abrupt Cardiac Arrest.

[@vultureve8374]

Insane Ruby

[@JoeH3rz-3]

Slayer head of state: chew the grime

[@linussextips3420]

Regent Destroyer:Eats the Dirt

[@caihly2443]

not only does this video represents stands and villains really well, it also perfectly captures the "what the hell even is happening" of part 8

[@rahadianaryo5979]

0:59 *Tooru 👒🤖, Jobin Higashikata 🔥🤖 AND the "Head Doctor"/Satoru Akefu* 👨🏻‍⚕️ (Part 8: JoJolion ⚓).

[@frank8917]

@@rahadianaryo5979the head doctor is 89 years old?

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@frank8917 What the heck did you said? Is the "Head Doctor" being *89 years old* , in which *it's almost venerable old age of 90 years old* right then 👴🤔?

[@frank8917]

​@@rahadianaryo5979i dunno, ask Rai about that

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@frank8917 So then, Franky: Do you want me *asking to Rai Mamezuku about the "Head Doctor" biological age* right...🤔?

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

Lmao they spoiled the villain for JoJo part 9: *ARAKI HIMSELF*

[@nicolaszappe3878]

HE'S THE ULTIMATE JOJO VILLAIN

[@childebinkamis9833]

He is the most evil villain in Jojo, i mean just look how many dogs he killed

[@nicolaszappe3878]

@@childebinkamis9833 Just look how he made the dogs

[@haharmageddontv6581]

@@nicolaszappe3878 yes he gives and takes away

[@nicolaszappe3878]

@@haharmageddontv6581 If the dogs could know that Araki drew them so ugly, the dogs would want to kill themselves

[@markm.8286]

0:43 idk why but I freaking love Diego AU's screaming voice

[@akuyomixlive3564]

SAME LOL

[@u-thix2436]

I love how AU Diego has a smoother voice because he doesn't eat rocks

[@Maritsun]

ZA WARUDO TOKIWO TOMARENDDDAAAAAAAAAA YAMEROOOO

[@mrkiwi5792]

@@Maritsun WRYYYYY

[@alvinmarup5952]

I like when he say TOKIWA TOMERUNDAAAA

[@chainefermee6794]

Jojo fans : Don't spoil me The openings :

[@kl0k755]

LOL

[@bruh-uq2zx]

It spoils but it also don’t spoil In the same time

[@swietyboze1792]

people who read manga

[@Vinesmokeblu]

That's why you should read the manga...

[@chainefermee6794]

@@Vinesmokeblu true 😂

[@saskiaviking9447]

Dio: ⚰ 🌊 Kars: 🗿🌠 DIO: ⏰👊☀️ Kira: 🚑 / 🖐🖐🖐 Diavolo: 💀🔄💀🔄💀🔄💀🔄💀... Pucci: ☁️👊 Diego: 🚂 Funny Valentine: 🌪🔫 Alt. Diego: 🤨😑💥 Jobin: 👴🍾⛲ Tooru: 🧶💥

[@svppbai]

How did pucci die? Can anyone explain

[@saskiaviking9447]

@@svppbai Emporio poisoned him pure oxygen with Weather Report stand and then proceeded to pummel him to death with the stand.

[@chalyjojo4096]

@@svppbai Lol empor use Wheater report disk afther the stand explose his head afther pucci die

[@junyah4152]

Underrated

[@chicken4699]

Angelo have a message for kars:🗿

[@Kellognr]

Nobody: Dio in 1889: Die JoJo Diego in 1889: Walk like a dinosaur.

[@shmoppl3320]

DIO in 1988: Walk like an egyptian Dio in 1890: Walk like a dinosaur

[@internal1825]

@@judehanma funniest shit I've ever seem

[@waxdoctor5]

@@internal1825 also the funnieet ive ever seem

[@shmoppl3320]

small smoke kisama no inochi yo

[@comradecatbug5289]

I think you mean DIOsaur

[@jonathanjoestar863]

The villains just really hate those fabulous teenagers, that’s all.

[@rajadarwish4712]

"back in my day, we have to kill a dog to show our malice, you're lucky you just have to have hand fetish to show that you're evil."

[@sylvierose2799]

@@rajadarwish4712 I always knew dio was a boomer

[@arthurdias6860]

@@rajadarwish4712 and then kira killed a dog to proof that he can be a real villan.

[@sillygoose2878]

And Dio also hates that 80 year old man

[@rajadarwish4712]

@@arthurdias6860 Kars is not a villain then. He saved a dog from a car and he didn't even kill any of the main characters and he didn't kill that many people. Kars is the best

[@Vaaleste]

Funny Valentine's voice is really calming.

[@andermousecheese5609]

Yes

[@KyubTato]

Doyjaaaaaaaaaaaa~n

[@dumbass5077]

Doyjaaaaaaaaaaa_N-Word

[@ld0163]

Dojyaaaaaan~

[@danielferrazdemelo2667]

MACACU DE SAIA

[@phoenixninjadragon9439]

DIO: World Kira: Queen Diavolo: King Pucci: Heaven Valentine: Dirt Tooru: Wonder

[@akaza4023]

Vampire Ultimate Lifeform The world Killer Queen, sheer heart, bite's the dust King Crimson Whitesnake, C-Moon, Made In Heaven Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap(D4c) Wonder Of U

[@ibrahman8742]

Queen: rewind time King: skip time

[@filipaleksiekczuk3712]

@@akaza4023 Love train?

[@gloomyflash6218]

@@akaza4023 u forgot king crimsons epitaph and love train

[@FormalShadow]

Star Diamond Stone Gold

[@새오-i1f]

Every other villan : cool quotes in japanese Kira : *BO KI*

[@metalgearexcelsus]

Valentine: DOYJAAA~N

[@cubeofmeat4982]

私の名は『吉良吉影』　年齢３３歳 自宅は杜王町北東部の別荘地帯にあり…　結婚はしていない… 仕事は『カメユーチェーン店』の会社員で　毎日遅くとも夜８時までには帰宅する タバコは吸わない　酒はたしなむ程度　夜１１時には床につき　必ず８時間は睡眠をとるようにしている… 寝る前にあたたかいミルクを飲み　２０分ほどのストレッチで体をほぐしてから床につくと　ほとんど朝まで熟睡さ… 赤ん坊のように疲労やストレスを残さずに　朝　目を覚ませるんだ… 健康診断でも異常なしと言われたよ わたしは常に『心の平穏』を願って生きてる人間ということを説明しているのだよ… 『勝ち負け』にこだわったり　頭をかかえるような『トラブル』とか　夜もねむれないといった『敵』をつくらない…というのが わたしの社会に対する姿勢であり　それが自分の幸福だということを知っている… もっとも　闘ったとしても　わたしは誰にも負けんがね

[@kiraquinn352]

@@cubeofmeat4982 we dun speak udon here

[@GiornoGiovannaGangstar]

Jobin and Tooru:

[@cubeofmeat4982]

Giorno Giovanna I guess Tooru’s one would be “Did you perhaps… Come here… Intending to ‘Pursue’ me?”

[@SanJo2MD]

Diego saying "Kono Dio Da!" Is just so pure in my opinion. Considering he isn't nearly as evil as Dio it sounds like he finds the meme really funny and likes to quote it.

[@darkcap2326]

👏best👏boy

[@johnnyjoestar9569]

Dino Dio is superior

[@platinum8878]

*YAMEROOOOOO WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

[@fathurrahmanfadli274]

especially Za Warudo

[@KanjouNoKiwamari]

@@fathurrahmanfadli274 That part isn't pure at all. AU Diego is as villainous as DIO.

[@farthead4817]

The World: Stop Killer Queen: Reverse King Crimson: skip a bit Made in Heaven: skip a lot and replay the movie D4C: Change Channel

[@nefariosgliscor]

You forgot 2. Dio Brando: ▶️ (he's the catalyst for the series and this video) Kars: ⏏ (ejected from Earth's atmosphere)

[@nefariosgliscor]

@GBHGY No, Kars WAS 🎸🎸🎸🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵. Then he got 🌋⏏, now he's 🥶🗿🛰🚫🧠

[@shrekkek9396]

Wonder of U: Smash the TV

[@shrekkek9396]

@@defunct8304 Killer Queen doesn't loop. It rewinds an hour.

[@shrekkek9396]

@@defunct8304 it rewinds not to the start of an hour but for an hour. And rewinds not when the hour played out but when someone got killed.

[@triminity4583]

0:03 That "JoJo!" synchs so damn well and I just can't get over it.

[@rahadianaryo5979]

And *that Kars' laughter* tho...😆🤣🤣

[@WatermelonYuyuko]

ok

[@AseppenaklukDimensi]

**throw ambulance**

[@gaster5569]

*BO KI*

[@dobrando6405]

Jojos am I right

[@giornogiovanna6749]

Gaster I Know sans

[@gothem1843]

*HAYATO*

[@spytf2865]

0:20 doppio ringtone it kinda lines up with the beat

[@alanamaya3045]

Kars laugh it line with the song

[@Createanew0]

yeah

[@somepersoninthestars]

Truuu

[@ruschancegaming5550]

Ikrr😂

[@Amilea_channel]

@@somepersoninthestars hello irene

[@Legendary_Stardrop]

0:48 "Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap" love it

[@kirbo8726]

dirty deeds done DIRT cheap

[@luvanafernandachaconserna8333]

I like the dojyaaaa~n

[@beansya8967]

“Darty Deedz Dauhn Darto Cheep” GET HIM FOR THE ANIME

[@volcanomilkk]

@@beansya8967 he voiced the alien dude from part 4 so he probably will tbh

[@lakix_]

It sounds like Darti deezu dan darto cheep to me

[@hazzardkitsune]

I love that this both eloquently explains everything, while explaining almost nothing at the same time.

[@idkwhattonamemychannel3734]

Imagine how long this would be with all the side villains

[@mozzen3517]

Bruh part 3 would be taking most of the list 😂

[@NiteArtorias]

@@mozzen3517 have you not read part 8 we still don't have a defined villain

[@mozzen3517]

@@NiteArtorias I still didn’t read part 8. I’m a few chapters away from finishing part 6 though. Can’t wait to read part 7 😃

[@librask3009]

@@NiteArtorias yes we do. It's very clear who it is and has been so for some months now

[@silversoul3037]

If i ever attempt to do that wish my sanity luck

[@dragoonfantom5739]

Dio Brando: mask Kars: mask Dio: ⏸ Kira: ⏮ Diavolo: ⏭ Pucci: ⏩🔂

[@shmakecorn6667]

Well 'said'.

[@dragoonfantom5739]

@E Boi yes

[@mylles1112]

@E Boi Valentine: 🐰🇺🇸👨👨👨👨👨👨🔁 Tooru/Satoru: 😷😓😓😓😓😓😢😢😢😳😳😭😭😭

[@AB-xx6gy]

funny valentines 🔼

[@AB-xx6gy]

kiss stand user: 📼📼

[@vergilx__]

Teacher:Why you laugh? Me: *M* *E* *I* *D* *O* *I* *N* *H* *E* *A* *V* *E* *N*

[@darknight3338]

I hate that eoh translated it to maiden heaven, cause i prefer made in heaven

[@lordtoomas]

@@darknight3338 they didn't translate it to that, it was changed for copyright reasons like the others

[@madakdak]

Meeido in hebun*

[@mrezaslebew6360]

Maid in heaven lmao

[@Snakee423]

FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE

[@anbesssa]

I really hope whenever they animate Steel Ball Run, Yasuyuki stays as Funny Valentine’s voice actor. It sounds so soothing. He’s half the reason I adored Mikitaka in the DiU animation.

[@janrafftuzon8269]

my hopes on that is slowly withering away because of what netflix has done to jojo but i still am hoping for mikitaka's VA to voice valentine and for part 7 to be done justice considering the fact its the best part

[@dimaudalow]

C'mon, there's literally no way the studio won't continue Jojo. As far as I know, some people thought Stone Ocean wouldn't be animated, and yet its final episodes recently came out (I'm well aware part 7 is much harder to animate, but pretty sure they'll find a way, anything would be better than to leave out a part of such a successful franchise unanimated)

[@VioletVaniaComposer]

My Brain: Watch it again Me: Why? My Brain: D o i t

[@el_gabrom]

Help me. This is the 14° time i'm watching this. I think I am in a time loop.

[@piudipai4695]

@@el_gabrom WTH

[@peepthehorror-y8o]

our brain: D O I T, N O W .

[@waxdoctor5]

Ive been watching this since last month, cant stop watching

[@ame6156]

Tbh same giorno

[@justted3048]

Normal anime villains: * wear normal clothes * Jojo: *oh fuck that*

[@robloxgode497]

Yup

[@neow6289]

Honestly Jojo is like one of the most iconic Anime

[@sadkritx6200]

Frieza : wait, u guys get clothes ?!!

[@kaikiri8938]

Kira: iam i a joke to u?

[@justted3048]

You right you right

[@GuyMaleMan]

I know almost nothing about Jojo and now Im terrified of what I've just witnessed

[@IAmThatGuy..]

Yeah, look up 34 with them, as it is episode 34, called Rules

[@GuyMaleMan]

@@IAmThatGuy.. Nice try, but your silver tongue will not trick me Mr. Meme Man

[@IAmThatGuy..]

Dang

[@ihaveajojoaddiction9592]

@@GuyMaleMan you search up Joseph and avdol?

[@GuyMaleMan]

@@ihaveajojoaddiction9592 No, im scared to search up anything now

[@TheMagiKa3213]

Time for JoJo Land villian!

[@greenc4tuber878]

Yes, yes, yes, yes YES

[@memesfact1552]

Finally

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@memesfact1552 01:02 That one moment where the Part 9: JoJoLands' main villain is none other than *Hirohiko Araki-sensei's himself* feels like facing-up the final boss right...😮

[@Luca-bx2ws]

That "Za Warudo! Toki wo Tomerundaaaa" hit different i rlly like diego's VA

[@nothinghere6410]

It's same as dio, but ye it indeed is sexy

[@pigpin]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jaCxoJhmpM6Jpc0

[@Luca-bx2ws]

@@pigpin???

[@Miak0oo]

YAMEROOOO WRYYYYYYYY

[@godza8107]

@@pigpin kzbin.info/www/bejne/jaCxoJhmpM6Jpc0

[@armagan5300]

can we all respect diego's voice actor

[@markm.8286]

Its the same as Main universe DIO

[@Kerosene.]

@zeno the death yes

[@karlmatthewpepito4439]

It's also takehito koyasu

[@godza8107]

@Derik Myloh Caroro hes voice is badass ngl

[@dragonxscyther7090]

Sandvich Collector #TF2 for life its too smooth

[@dolphinlover3977]

0:28 pucci's voice is so sick

[@aboalfidaa69]

I hope they will use the same voice actor for the part 6 animation

[@flameminion3826]

@@aboalfidaa69 same

[@General_D1]

@@aboalfidaa69 they most likely are

[@aboalfidaa69]

@@General_D1 I will be the happiest man alive

[@General_D1]

@@aboalfidaa69 same the voices are dope, also Dio most likely will voice Diego. Also compare Jolyne voice from the games to the new anime reveal, I’m pretty sure it’s the same voice actress

[@localtomboylocalmaniacloca6759]

I really love how the Voice actors for Diego and Dio are basically the same but so different at the same time.

[@Meatler-p5f]

0:47 the world looks depressed

[@burntheheretics9991]

You know the song "The world is ugly" The world saw that and gave up

[@AB-xx6gy]

he be like "wth is wrong with you diego"

[@randomguy4684]

Pol

[@pylewastaken]

It’s sad that it ruined the perfect sbr with the high voltage arc

[@Al_musawi14]

He was like: the original Dio was better

[@William_31]

0:36 the MADE IN HEAVEN is beautiful

[@tropical_7960]

You can also see a o² in the middle

[@ok-hq3mk]

0:36

[@StandDont]

Villain: *has unfair powers* Jojo fans: "wait that's too op" Araki: "The main character has a counter to it." Jojo fans: *"balanced"*

[@mvshenhon8966]

Accept for part 6 when pretty much they get bodied

[@bandabanana4939]

There's no such thing as "Balanced" it all comes down on how they used their stands

[@gaster5569]

@@bandabanana4939 then in a Survivor vs Made In Heaven Survivor could win

[@rhyanistuff]

G.E.R in a nutshell

[@snek5768]

@@bandabanana4939 can you beat king crimson with cheap trick?

[@akakishinjitsu]

I really really love the part 1 Dio edit. The dramatic knee claps at "ore wa", putting on the mask and how the rhythm of Dio's lines starting with "ningen" fits extremely well with the music. Just amazing.

[@leomconch]

I'm just leave this time stamp just cause I like part 7 parallel universe Dio's Za Warudo 0:43

[@toilet2902]

For me made in heaven sounds good

[@otakunyan6]

samr

[@diegobrando5225]

It’s nice to know you like my voice

[@MarcoSkl]

@@diegobrando5225 lol

[@EngineerIsEngyHere]

"ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMERUNDAAAAAA, YAMERO, WRYYY"

[@nickzx1082]

I still don't understand how can someone dislike a masterpiece like this

[@browdoe]

Ye

[@JDguy11222]

Note: this is the guy who recently hired someone to doxx people, do not trust him.

[@funny5081]

@@JDguy11222 Who are you talking about

[@JDguy11222]

Aku

[@Lollol-ty2nx]

E

[@Hi_i_exist]

0:36 my favourite part, I love how Made in Heaven sounds

[@flameminion3826]

Same

[@magicnumberis7103]

the click on 0:39

[@bruhmomentum7583]

well its cool but that sound aint made in heavens sound is from golden experience requiem so yeah

[@victornunes7051]

*eargasm*

[@Hi_i_exist]

@@bruhmomentum7583 oof I just finished rewatching Vento Aureo and you're right, I'm stoopid, sorry :P

[@chicken4699]

I love how all of them scream like a maniac but valentine is just "Im tired of everything"

[@kirx9892]

00:40 YOU WERE EXPECTING ANOTHER VILLAIN BUT IT WAS ME DIO!

[@adamdoggo]

You were*

[@AverageSpeedwagonEnjoyer]

Why not "BUT IT WAS ME DIEGO!

[@fahad4649]

@@AverageSpeedwagonEnjoyer stfu gacha kid

[@AverageSpeedwagonEnjoyer]

@@fahad4649 im not here to be a bother so idk what Is your problem Just because i use gacha Life now i cant talk?

[@fahad4649]

@@AverageSpeedwagonEnjoyer just shut up I hate gacha so much and i don’t want jojo gacha fans

[@flameminion3826]

0:35 is it just me or does this sound really good?

[@GOJIKING06]

Bruh I thought I was the only one qwq

[@theguywhowearsamonitor6411]

Same.

[@amitdavidnayak]

It's so good

[@Moistyx69]

It's fucking too good

[@ryuzakikun96]

It's amazing

[@lightsabercollector3096]

0:20 why is that tururururu so satisfying

[@felwinter9420]

Turururururu

[@funnyvalentine9705]

Because it's perfectly on beat

[@Alaskanraider2734]

OOOOOOO DEEDEEDEEDEEDEE

[@nahuelitoimilmaqui3181]

Es que combina perfecto

[@icey020]

King crimson

[@mxqi9858]

Araki himself is the main villain of jojolands

[@msthshot1706]

His Stand has the ability to travel other JoJo series and rewrite the plot whenever he wants.

[@nechdaught3412]

Well, close. It’s Rohan Kishibe

[@2spky5me]

Dio: Reject Humanity Jojo Pillarmen: Hahahaha DIO: 「THE WORLD」 Kira: boner Diavolo: STAY AWAY FROM MEEE Pucci: 14 phrases Dino Diego: ｃｏｆｆｅｅ AU Diego: YAMEROOOO WRYYY Funny Valentine: My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...DOJYAAAN. Toru, Jobin, Satoru: ｒｏｋａｋａｋａ Araki: 👁👄👁

[@denisedamenace]

satoru more likes de do do do de da da da

[@AhmedEx1.]

First off Why is au Diego screaming and second why does the world au look depressed

[@denisedamenace]

@@AhmedEx1. the head of original Diego flies towards him.

[@mitth_raw_nuruodo]

@@AhmedEx1. because people think DIO's version is better

[@hell86790]

Satoru: *cockroach dancing noises*

[@tinton4323]

Honestly i come hear only to hear pucci saying made in heaven

[@Flxdup]

Same 😔

[@goludoecasperiencurequiemu2747]

Well. I like the sound his ability makes for some reason

[@sentientcactus3660]

oh my god made in heaven was such a cool concept

[@mandariiniyt7958]

Agreed

[@TheSpearkan]

[MADEO IN HEVENU]

[@the23rdpresidentfunnyvalen44]

Funny Valentine and Diego's voices were an eargasm

[@giornoisbestjojo605]

Totally

[@bubble5510]

Official Blockhead 435 0:44 even Alternate universe diego?

[@parrio227]

@@bubble5510 yes its satisfying when he screams and says not wry but UUURRRRYYYYYYY

[@Kerosene.]

@@bubble5510 dude they literally made his voice a higher one.

[@nea159]

Someone pls send letters that Valentine saying

[@Fancysaurus]

Imagine needing a whole ass stand to tell the future when you can just read the script for free.

[@Deatlod]

Stand Master: Hirohiko araki Stand name: God Stand ability: Everything.

[@popgoestheweazel9970]

So... its the same type of stand as Star platinum

[@xmk9136]

@@popgoestheweazel9970 no it is not

[@crystal_shine-w6f]

@@xmk9136 nice counter

[@crystal_shine-w6f]

Localised stand name : *_SPEEDWAGON_*

[@popgoestheweazel9970]

@@xmk9136 sorry but [King crimson] skipped your comment

[@James-xf4qu]

The only sad thing is that no one talks about the pillar men....

[@carlwebber4094]

Especially Santana

[@dr.stronk9857]

I have awaken earrape as my alarm clock

[@ShadowHawk24Real]

@@dr.stronk9857 well, it can certainly wake you up. And also everyone in your house.

[@dr.stronk9857]

@@ShadowHawk24Real it does

[@bhavnasharma647]

I lob Kars my fav villain........except Kira, Diavolo, Pucci, Dio, DIO, Diego, me.president (VALENTINE) I DONT KNOW VILLAIN OF PART 8

[@opsubam317]

0:50 a A i loved the "dojya an" voice right there

[@14071969]

Same lol

[@olasoyvida]

Sounds french

[@creeperqueen1763]

Fv doojjaann is godly calm

[@reginaldcopperbottom4349]

Hell ya it sounds relaxing

[@tsuwu5260]

Gonna like so people can use this comment as a replay.

[@icantafford_azii3502]

i just love dios, puccis and diegos voice actor. Not only do their voices match the personality and looks of the characters, the voices are so calm

[@mvproductions00]

*The last villain, the most terrible, and the most fearsome villain.* *ARAKI.*

[@azeemskiies3631]

i think it means like araki dont know whaat to do next

[@kevin3852]

Araki can erase everyone

[@OneColdRepublican]

You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.

[@azeemskiies3631]

hehe

[@azeemskiies3631]

hehe

[@fury4002]

0:39 u can see 0² there for a second.

[@geo4290]

100% pure 0²

[@nothinghere6410]

Yes yes

[@9919-t3e]

i can never unsee that now

[@Miak0oo]

*pure oxygen*

[@hevvyweather7032]

Pumped Eiffel same...

[@diznutz4467]

The fact the his thumb points at him while saying KONO DIO DA is perfect

[@hiHi-xf7wj]

Hmmm

[@mongolball15]

Yep

[@fnagamer_4367]

I challenge you to say h a y a t o

[@gonnachangemychannel9449]

@@fnagamer_4367 otato

[@mlgchicken7717]

I love how it doesn’t have any spoilers cause you would need context to understand everything

[@KanjouNoKiwamari]

0:25 *"ORE NO SOBA NI CHIKAYORUNAaAaAa!!!"* I can't believe nobody has mentioned it yet.

[@Kalel6107]

Only legends know what it means

[@vaxlmfao]

@@Kalel6107 "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"am I a legend yet

[@Kalel6107]

Yes sir

[@vaxlmfao]

hell yeah

[@srisaisilks4967]

@kind of otaku and gamer same

[@shadow_hive]

This has to be the greatest jojo shitpost ive ever seen

[@flameminion3826]

This isnt a shitpost.... its art

[@jerpacks]

0:43 I love how he says "Za warudo"

[@joseluisjimenezmarquez3811]

Me too

[@Kevin-yg6ys]

me too

[@danktempsey6110]

I like that 'Kono dio da' too

[@xxshinexx1535]

Really?

[@jerpacks]

@@xxshinexx1535 yes yes yes yes YES!

[@itzvlad8037]

this man managed to explain king crimson in under 2 seconds

[@PhantomJavelin]

Somehow, so many weird spoilers that technically don't spoil anything because they make no sense out of context. Such is the beauty of Jojo.

[@dezumezu]

0:21 perfect sync

[@TimeNVoid]

**Ambulance noice & Frog's ringing intensifies**

[@lukewarm958]

You should put 0:20 instead

[@potato3370]

e

[@elanon666]

@@lukewarm958 the sound of the heavens

[@nikooneshot7111]

What the hell did valentine shot his stand

[@soup7025]

Okay, But is no one gonna talk about the fact that all of Pucci's stands were good? Whitesnake: disables stands. C-MOON: Breaks gravity. Made in Heaven: Literally creates other universes. Edit: I forgot that MiH can time accelerate too lol.

[@kosakukawajiri16]

Well, MIH accelerates time and we just see the results

[@personaexitosa6000]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJ3MXoObl7qIoNE

[@hevvyweather7032]

My brother is op...

[@samhorner2099]

Weather don’t worry, you are op too weather report

[@hevvyweather7032]

icup thank you :)

[@ruenzhanderpaynado2014]

And the fact that Dio and Diego has the same VA is crazy. Takehito Koyasu made him sound younger and more innocent. I love Diego sm

[@antogno4625]

Wait are they actually the same va?

[@ruenzhanderpaynado2014]

@@antogno4625 Yes, in the JoJo game Eyes of Heaven

[@shytsu7090]

0:47 Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Dojyaa~~n

[@ididntaskverified3663]

The funny part is it goes from fat valentine, to skinny valentine

[@nero3711]

@@ididntaskverified3663 *ripped valentine

[@ididntaskverified3663]

@@nero3711 no

[@mvshenhon8966]

@@ididntaskverified3663 yes!

[@inumakitoge303]

i love how the majority of villains is just Dio

[@randomperson6597]

3/9

[@amexicanbirdwithachurro5133]

4/10

[@Ari_28]

0:48 Well, it's technically not I guess

[@RookieREX]

Dio, better Dio, DIO, DIO if you squint, DIO if you squint harder, DIO's boyfriend, DIO as a furry and also his other blond weirdo, DIO if you squint's alternate but he's cool now

[@cxlturekingtjay9313]

0:20 doppio hit hard on that beat doe

[@yeohthenghong]

Let me shine some chinese language for yall. During the araki scene at the end 不老产业 pretty much means immortal(不老) industry/career(产业). 不老 could also carry the meaning of things that people will never find tired or getting old and always keeping things exciting.

[@fiddink6058]

0:18 The sound of the ambulance and Diavolo transition perfectly

[@recker100b3]

Doppio*

[@fiddink6058]

@@recker100b3 technically the same person lmao

[@recker100b3]

@@fiddink6058 good point

[@hc2235]

@@fiddink6058 No actually they are 2 person in one body (like part 8) but they can change

[@fiddink6058]

@@hc2235 pretty sure he has Multiple Personality Disorder. Polnareff said that there are cases of MPD where the physical atributes can change as well

[@the_yobo]

0:03 laughs are synced with the music ._.

[@lonkbaron4990]

0:28 wtf I didn't know Pucci voice was this sick

[@damienfritz5626]

Yeah it's Jouji Nakata, the same legend who voiced Alucard (Hellsing), Kotomine Kirei (Fate) and Diethard (Code Geass) just to cite a few. Hope David Production brings him back for the anime.

[@zama1899]

@@damienfritz5626 diethard :0

[@valid47]

Yeah, I always thought that it would be relatively high

[@whitesnake6655]

Yeah. The one thing that I expected tho was flr a Christian to have incredible power. Boy, am I glad that I was right

[@eagleoga]

I thought it was Aizen's VA

[@hohoboi8719]

I like how Pucci find a physics engine glitch mid fight

[@sfzdfdd4484]

I edited this comment so the comments don’t make sense

[@Pablo_Martin_aa]

DUDE WHY, u dont need to expose me like that

[@sfzdfdd4484]

Haha

[@crispydepression881]

How did u know!?

[@sfzdfdd4484]

Little Default I watch

[@sleeby7789]

How did you know? MUST BE THE POWER OF A ENEMY STAND

[@Juan-ns1mq]

The fact that Pucci was counting prime numbers was really cool.

[@greenc4tuber878]

Ni me di cuenta XD.

[@player7692]

The World: Pauses the video Killer Queen: Rewinds it King Crimson: Skips with the J and L keys Made in Heaven: Puts it in x2 speed D4C: Playing multiple of them in dozens of tabs Wonder of U: The computer just blue screens when you look at it

[@Squibob]

Were you perhaps... in PURSUIT of Wonder of U?

[@luisalonso959]

I hope tooru gets to be the main anthagonist.I'm not going to wait for a jojolion main villain.

[@fyodordostoevsky353]

@Poorly Done Koi Fish I think that the fight against HD is pointless lol. WoU is an automatic stand and just like another automatic stand even after it got destroyed the user isn't affected at all. Unless araki choose to make WoU somehow also affect tooru

[@andikateguh1776]

@Poorly Done Koi Fish again.... BIZARRE

[@shumanbeans]

@Poorly Done Koi Fish final fight will probably be Jobin. Araki introduced a new application for Speed King in his last fight, the part is not going to end until he uses it in another fight.

[@tryinglyon]

I like how Tooru just turns the video into a clusterfuck right before it ends

[@sixtyfourarc]

0:51 i cant stop repeating funny valentines voice

[@polnareffoof1461]

Dojyan

[@UploaderBotXYZ]

Dude Funny Valentine i like because the quote:Dojyaa~n (Ta-Daa) is Very Nice to me

[@azeromega8509]

I can't stop reapiting Yoshikage Kira voice

[@johnnyjoestar9569]

I CANT EITHER

[@eatingshelf6135]

:^)

[@DirectorVibeChecker]

“Yamerooo WrRyyYyYyyYyYyyYyyy” Lmao

[@Shadow_Bakon]

Link to pfp?

[@SlendyWinky]

@@Shadow_Bakon most certainly shitpost crusaders

[@Shadow_Bakon]

H M

[@bubble5510]

The [EPIC] FBI just search giorno giovanna aheagoa

[@Shadow_Bakon]

Uh...but as and by agent I’m not aloud to look at that stuff. ;-;

[@Troodonychus]

I like how all the jojo villains have op abilities and stands and then kars is just 🦅

[@OppoA-lx7ur]

0:25 me when my friend try to eat my last pizza slice

[@angelicart.6]

relatable, but for me is like “when my dad even just looks at my food” yeah cause he stole food from me while I wasn’t looking. he’s 62. 💀

[@spicycheetos5176]

Original Name: Killer Queen: Bites the Dust Localized Name: Deadly Queen: Chews the Dirt

[@jaemakesvids]

Okuyasu Nijimura good one

[@theguywhowearsamonitor6411]

Yes

[@Timebomb_19]

Nice stolen comment

[@Albert_Bruhno]

Lethal monarch: consumes the dead skin cells

[@111games.]

Murderer Empress: Inhale the Particles

[@superclovergamer4683]

so Araki the Final villain of Part 8 seems pretty cool

[@muhmemedvevo9430]

super pixlemon lord maybe the final villain of jojo bizarre adventure

[@noelariel512]

araki is the final villain of part 9 lol

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

@@noelariel512 get ready boys, that means we're the protagonists. *We must travel to Japan to defeat him!*

[@gojosatoru3336]

@@ShitpostingJoJo Also us: *crashes on a plane*

[@WingedValkyrie]

It's gonna be Dr. DIO at this rate

[@zocketsoup532]

All memes aside, the editing is clean af

[@JOLT_x3]

Petition for a 1-hour loop of this.

[@akaza4023]

YES YES YES

[@shenaniganizer1789]

Make it a 10 hour loop

[@inblu_murrina]

This is weird but.. Diego’s and Funny Valentine’s voices are kinda relaxing and making me tense at the same time. Edit: why the hell does this have likes???

[@nargiaz]

DOJYAAAAAN

[@barossoscruzados1028]

SCARY MONSTAR

[@doctorbeans9274]

Uraraka Ochako *N

[@doctorbeans9274]

Bar Ossos Cruzados *S

[@zizthefirst]

Perfect for *intense sexual contact*

[@pitsilas1370]

DIEGOS VOICE IS JUST EPIC

[@cringem4st3r22]

It's basically Dio with a softer voice

[@noobling9240]

Diego is my favorite character, 2nd is DIO.

[@xxshinexx1535]

interesting

[@scarymonster5541]

My favourite character is jobin second is funny valentine

[@perrowaton801]

Yes 200 like

[@MADKapo]

1:02 Oh yes, the final villain, *ARAKI HIMSELF*

[@darkforce7507]

For everyone wondering and after seeing this everywhere: the "TOKI WO TOMERUNDAAAA" Quote of AU Diego is from JJBA: Eyes of heaven. If you go to customization mode and to "edit player card" after buying all Diego quotes, you'll have one that says: "THE WORLD! Get away!! Stop tiiime!!!" That is said quote. Thanks for coming to my Tedtalk.

[@companiaholandesa8269]

OWWW MEEEEEN I NEED A KZbin VIDEO OF THAT SOUND BC I DON'T HAVE EOH ALREADYYY

[@darkforce7507]

@@companiaholandesa8269 I'll make one :) I'll notify you when it's up

[@companiaholandesa8269]

@@darkforce7507 THANK YOU SO MUUUUUUCH

[@Tmalter]

If i ever get JJBA: EOH i will surely get bankrupt just because i want to repeat AU Diego's lines

[@darkforce7507]

@@Tmalter Nah it's like a one time purchase

[@jacknightshade6928]

1:03 that made me cry laughing

[@darkwarrior3040]

Araki, the main antagonist of part 9

[@OrificeHorus]

I think he's holding a Rokaka(?), can't tell what else he's holding.

[@mintforest]

@@OrificeHorus he's holding a rokakaka and the poop sock

[@aarushrajeshacharya8615]

I am the 400th like lmao

[@Thatman1aaaa]

Diego brando: YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOWRYYYYYYYYYY

[@tsriketwm7274]

Now that part 6 is fully animated, I kinda wanna see an update to this video

[@jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565]

Seconded.

[@diseasedrat1745]

My dad: Where did my nose powder go?!? Me in the other room 0:51

[@redy..]

So underrated xD

[@sparrowiz8362]

Oh my god this made me died laughing

[@goldenexperiencerequiem6515]

0:51

[@matthews2947]

🅾️⭕️🍩f

[@sheeseemiz4876]

*D O J I I Y A N*

[@crunk1101]

Diego is screaming so much lmao 0:44

[@johnnyjoestar9569]

He’s a fucking dinosaur what do you expect lmao

[@danial785]

-The most perfect scream Diego -The most chill voice Funny Valentine (doojyan~ guy) -Dio speak fast than everyone -The most smart voice Kira Yoshikage -The most mad enemy Diavolo

[@Marie-it1dx]

What about Pucci

[@takebacktheholyland9306]

@@Marie-it1dx Most epic

[@derbyharrington16]

The best villain Kars

[@ibrahman8742]

Pucci: The best stand sound profile

[@exo_gamer4304]

Alternate Dio: YAMERRRROOOOOOOOOOWRRRRRRYYYYYYY

[@Daniel-yv6of]

epic

[@sopas8412]

@@yuliawati7504 u can call him Dio or Diego Dio is a nickname

[@giornogiovanna8265]

That his last word

[@felixargyle6143]

Alternate dio is diego

[@awaswes]

Joe Nuts he always called as dio in manga diego is his birthname

[@cpt.bigbrain5954]

Most people in this comment section: Araki villain, Diego's voice, dojyaan. Me: I just like the sound of made in heaven.

[@iguessthisisaname4331]

do you know from where it is?

[@jsp6855]

King Crimson is also nice.

[@baguss7326]

what about doppio's phone?

[@aronnecroman]

@@iguessthisisaname4331 the eyes of heaven game? Maybe idk

[@marcao7396]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aovMqmuglKufpbs

[@skyzart328]

I like pucci and funny valentines voice- they are oddly calming 😳

[@jodiejoestar5215]

Dojyaaa~n

[@Kelaruss]

Waito snake

[@flameminion3826]

MADUIN HEAVEN

[@HaloLvl43Legit]

Kira starting in his final form an going backwards through Bites Za Dusto was so clean.

[@jessepinkmen1631]

Me explaining the jojo timeline 0:00

[@Pablo_Martin_aa]

Makes sence

[@Heli-draws]

You have 44 likes Mista wants to know your location

[@jessepinkmen1631]

What

[@nothinghere6410]

Fax

[@andikateguh1776]

@@Heli-draws more like : Mista don't want to get close to u