Every Kurzgesagt Video Ever

I'm coming for you next, CGP Grey.
Written and Animated by Tucker
Animated completely in Blender, rendered with EEVEE, assembled in Resolve.
Music by Tucker based on the Kurzgesagt theme and Nothing is Safe by Clipping.
Narrated by mitch_cman on fiverr.com.
I actually rather like Kurzgesagt and their videos. my only real complaint is that they're kinda depressing sometimes. but I still wanted to make this parody. work on my blender skills and whatnot. they put a lot of effort into their videos and you should check them out. especially if you've never heard of them before, otherwise this video won't make much sense.
sources:
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all content herein is the subject of parody and/or criticism of the original content and thus is protected under US Copyright Law via fair use. can't get mad.

[@kurzgesagt]

This was great! Too real at times.

[@Clyret0]

altı

[@Venorpion]

Woaaaaaah no way!! You guys rock!

[@josephr.imholte4666]

Holy shit you getting recognized, and quickly too.

[@TechN9cian01]

Classzgesagt

[@TuckerOsman]

[@ikozbari]

„We are gonna do a thought experiment where we nuke the Middle East“. Had me in tears.

[@TheGamerGameplay1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeremybasset9041]

Part I laughed the most at

[@potat2976]

As a person in the middle east, we're making it a reality

[@joody289]

@@potat2976Israel is doing rn :(

[@bepybipebomb6938]

why do ppl target the middle east so much anyway wtf , africa too

[@plipy101]

"Space is really big. If you tried to think about it, you'd fail." 😭

[@SaintGermain321]

Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.

[@CBoxStudios]

And then the real question, "how do we colonize it?"

[@arthurfleck629]

@@SaintGermain321Space may be incomprehensibly small in comparison to what’s outside of it, if there’s something outside of it, if it isn’t infinite, which it seems to be, and very well may be.

[@DmitryArciszewski1]

And the most of it is full of shit, should I remind you?

[@MegaChickenfish]

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams

[@brownie3454]

best line ever

[@Zeng-rv9mv]

42

[@thatpeskyray3318]

@@Zeng-rv9mvbut whats the question

[@user-be5tl6xj1i]

@@thatpeskyray3318 We have The Answer, so The Question can't exist in our universe

[@sei_Hacke]

Good book

[@xoiyoub]

The only things missing in this parody are "Short answer, you'd die. Long answer, it depends", and black holes

[@moandco2438]

yeahyeahyeahyeah

[@planetar4525]

absolutely

[@Koelkastt]

Dont forget the constant complaining about how hard it is to make these video’s

[@RowanWisteria777]

Truth

[@wolfelkan8183]

I read that in Steve Taylor's voice.

[@therifler5308]

"The universe is 14 billion years old, and most of it is full of shit" Couldn't agree more.

[@ansamkidri7499]

The universe is 14 billion years old, and most of it is filled with shit.

[@Noobprokermit]

Bro has beef with stars 😭

[@antillity]

@@Noobprokermityes

[@hunnyjar8937]

Considering most of the mass energy content of the universe is dark matter and dark energy, yeah it really is full of shit

[@KazmirRunik]

the universe is constipated

[@user-xe2vo5gd3k]

That one piano note ringing out through out the whole video really got to me.

[@hashslingingslasher4214]

i almost stopped watching

[@birddaddydetta]

I liked it, they built a tune around it

[@ThePoushal]

​@@birddaddydettapedal point?

[@natmintlav]

​@@birddaddydettaIf you liked it, You should look up "Nothing is Safe" by Clipping. That song gave me chills the first time I heard it.

[@harrietparkinson717]

The backing tune (including that piano note) is a sample from the song Nothing Is Safe by clipping - great song if you're interested!!

[@PZ-VH]

"You know, he actually makes some really compelling points" *proceeds to drink bleach*

[@bayramcigel8121]

I was looking for this comment 😂😂

[@ggleouf22]

I THOUGHT IT WAS MILK

[@Fedcomp32]

​@@ggleouf22same here :/

[@FoxesintheAbyss]

I randomly guessed that it was bleach, and had no Idea that it was real until I saw this.

[@ExtraVictory]

I don't understand why nihilism or even just the acceptance that ultimately, human life doesn't matter has to make people sad lol Like I'm a very happy person, not the kind who is secretly the most depressed, I am just genuinely very grateful with my life and family situation and health, well being, free time etc. And I totally accept that we don't matter at all, just specks of dust on a random rock in the infinite void expanding outwards at faster than the speed of light in all directions lmao

[@mastershakes]

"we trust the general public to do their own research, and not just regurgitate what we say at parties to sound smart." that one was personal 😧

[@iamasquidinspace]

As someone who experiences that on a regular basis with friends: yes, after three years of this, it has become _very_ personal.

[@emperortgp2424]

You're not exactly gonna have an academic conversation at a party anyway, no harm in repeating back something interesting in a simplified manner you heard from somewhere else

[@CloudyClouds-]

I mean, I tend to do a little more research, followed by telling someone about what I learned and promptly forgetting it.

[@Zenogleasiaphoria]

Yeah this hit a little close to home, I don’t really do any extra research.

[@rtb42]

​@@iamasquidinspaceJokes on you, I actually managed to pull this off, but tbf, I had the luck of talking about the topics I'm confident in, History and Ethics.

[@russman3787]

I like how it almost seems like there's an overall topic but it's actually just chaos.

[@MSpotatoes]

Yeah, I thought for a second he was going to try to explain something, but no, it went into another tangent.

[@WeeweeSensi]

thats literally life

[@drflydre]

@@WeeweeSensideep

[@christiangranado8774]

o the whole time i thought it was a satire on capitalist realism.....

[@greygoogone5174]

You just described God.

[@rally7555]

"this video taught me more in 10 minutes than school did in 10 years" ☠️💀☠️💀

[@scanone_]

Every Kurzgesagt comment ever:

[@sashhhaa4874]

it’s 4 minutes long

[@RAKINx7]

calm down, people, that's a bot

[@VintageToiletsRock]

The authoritative British voice absolutely killed it!

[@PiousMoltar]

Annoyingly he said "authorative" despite the text saying "authoritative"

[@GLayne]

Problem is the narrator is German.

[@besteyldz6601]

​@@GLayne of course he's German British can never be as authoritative

[@-JT-543]

@@GLayneno he’s not, he’s British. The org is german tho. Took literally a 2 second search.

[@-JT-543]

@@besteyldz6601He’s british so…. just no

[@Eindacor_DS]

every Kurzgesagt viewer ever.... "That was fascinating! I love these videos that explain things in common language so I can understand them!"

[@gamera5160]

Hey! I remember what a quasar is! … …Probably…

[@BritishN0rthAm3rica]

Or "omg this video is so deep I'm crying"

[@biggrayalien4791]

Don't forget the part where the fans also defend and state how positive or what a realist Kurz is being by "telling it to us straight" or "just showing us the reality of the situation."

[@kotzka4626]

@@biggrayalien4791 Well, they're not meant to be a fully accurate and exhaustive source of information. They simplify things to get more people interested in them, and because it's fun to watch. Nothing wrong with that.

[@wfisher4034]

It’s a radioactive jet sent out from black holes, travel in huge beams across the universe and are incredibly bright, what’s called a blazar is even cooler you should look it up

[@Darwin-co4tj]

"no matter how young you are,f-ck you and your happiness" perfect ending

[@GeorgeDCowley]

I think it's more "You will die soon, no matter how young you are. Fuck you and your happiness."

[@OfUnreasonable]

I forgot I wasn't watching a Kurzgesagt video.

[@ozlul9272]

2:08 "at least thats what we hope for" LMAOOO

[@ddubzz_]

Got me most too 😂

[@wcvp]

Definitely not depressing enough. But holy shit that animation and music is on point.

[@deusexlacuna]

Oddly kurzgesagt is not good at comforting but it oddly is for me

[@AbdulgafoorPerumbally-mt6pz]

Was 2:48 intentional?

[@wcvp]

@@AbdulgafoorPerumbally-mt6pz What at 2:48?

[@_Radiator_]

​@@wcvpit looks like a thingy

[@andee2126]

@@_Radiator_balls

[@PaleoGeek]

This is absolutely god-tier levels of shitposting/parody lmao. Amazing work!

[@Hixdey]

bro you have 1.9K likes and no replies?

[@e5858]

@@Hixdeysimple comment, nobody has anything to say

[@Hixdey]

@@e5858 Now it has 3 replies!!!

[@balrajpadda7558]

​@@Hixdeyall of them are unrelated to the comment

[@undisabled1552]

I entirely lost focus on the video as soon as the music started. I was like "why is Nothing is Safe playing in my Kurzgesagt video??" That's so sick, great crossover episode!

[@rabbid4168]

2:16 Bro. You did NOT have to call me out like that 😢

[@Jasper_C_]

The dyson sphere part at 0:57 got me

[@damlatorun6756]

A vaccum inside of a vaccum Wonder how that would work out

[@seraphiusNoctis]

@@damlatorun6756Vaccum decay?

[@FrogInShorts]

​@@damlatorun6756it's weird to think that running a vacuum in a vacuum would result in no suctions as the motor wouldn't have any atmosphere to suck in. Double negative maybe?

[@screaminboy]

Lol i was literally waiting on it

[@comm_gt]

yes that kind of technology is officially named a "Dyson Sphere" however we are hundreds, if not thousands of years from developing that sort of technology, as to fully encapsulate the sun would require more material than is on earth @@Amethyst-cz4xf

[@gitgudnoobs7917]

"And you should be fucking grateful to even experience it." I lost it here. Btw, why hasn't this video blew up yet?

[@carlitoon9451]

i lost it here aswell idk why it hasn't blown up yet

[@andruloni]

"What happens if we nuke this video?" - Kurzgesagt

[@zxl7204]

dw, kurzgezagt will blow it up eventually

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

i mean, but it's true..

[@uplink-on-yt]

There's always a small chance this video will turn into platinum.

[@StarlightNkyra]

There is an alternate universe where Kurzgesagt makes this video and then re-uploads it for a living.

[@FoxesintheAbyss]

I really like the mention of the dyson sphere, although, in one of Kurzgesagt's videos, he shows that dyson swarms are way more effective.

[@FactorTrace]

You forgot the part where he says "zero" repeatedly. But even so, it's still a perfect parody

[@adamcastelli9262]

"Zey-rho"

[@BrDe135]

@@adamcastelli9262 why did I tap the translate button under your comment… it’s bedtime lmao💀

[@sebastiancalderonpacheco8218]

​@@BrDe135? The text remains the same even if i press the transplante button

[@fireskorpion396]

​@@sebastiancalderonpacheco8218that's what they meant They were so tired they didn't realise it wasn't a different language, just a weird way of spelling zero

[@sebastiancalderonpacheco8218]

@@fireskorpion396 ok, thanks then

[@user-yt7so1rh2w]

"You should be fucking grateful to even experience it" *_Instantly becomes happy and cures depression_*

[@jesss101]

sometimes the reminder does help though, like damn existence is weird and maybe i should be grateful

[@jesss101]

they have this very specific tone in every video, that's matter-of-fact but also semi-excited & lighthearted, while talking about the most depressing shit. you nailed that tone.

[@UAETAll-Out]

The british be like: 1:16

[@VysionWolfz]

As a British I can confirm

[@kubakasny3486]

Before I clicked the time I was like whaat? And then actual LOL. 🤣

[@richietaylor9870]

You’ll be amazed at what people will let us get away with when we pull out our authoritative accents…

[@GT-tj1qg]

​@@VysionWolfz"A British" *vomits *

[@VysionWolfz]

@@GT-tj1qg EW A AMERICAN

[@FractalParadox]

"We trust the general public to do their own informed research and not just regurgitate what we say at a party to sound smart." Gold

[@mvmlego1212]

Yeah, this is my primary objection to the channel. The subjects that Kurzgesagt covers often aren't merely matters of science, let alone well-settled,* but very little of the nuance or rational uncertainty* comes through. It's very easy to come away from their videos with the impression that everything is science, and science always has the answer. *No, I'm not talking about anthropogenic global warming.

[@badnewsfairy9181]

mixing the theme with nothing is safe is genius

[@adiabadic]

That literally threw me off so much. I was like “where tf is this from?”

[@kirangregerson7228]

Dammit we’ve been CLIPPED.

[@MultiSpeedMetal]

Sponsored by Bill Gates

[@durkadurka5503]

I love that at 1:27, you slipped a hidden TARDIS into the shot, the way Kurzgesagt did in their oldest videos 😄

[@nuggetschannelcz]

2:04 "Or maybe the planet will randomly turn into platinum." had me dying 💀 1k likes! Ambatukam!

[@Gregory_12]

1:24 Tardis

[@BierBart12]

Quantum fuckery

[@rubles88alvarez83]

@@Gregory_12nice

[@arttukettunen5757]

STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD

[@ashkael2508]

When Hand of midas 2.0 drops... on the ground

[@drillix9049]

The amount of work that it takes just to make a parody of a Kurzgesagt video goes to show how much effort they put into their content.

[@HotMonkeyDik]

Come on you those videos are not hard to make its a super simple cartoon art using basic shapes lmao, the music is basic, and so is the info. Also they work for tech billionares.

[@Lejeus]

Which, in and of itself, is very sad. So much wasted talent spent on.. what exactly? Did this enhance or improve our lives or knowledge at all?

[@drillix9049]

@@Lejeus I don’t see how this video is “wasted talent”. It’s a video for comedic purposes. If the person enjoys making it and people find it entertaining then who cares?

[@Lejeus]

​ @drillix9049 Satire is usually reserved for poking fun at the "elite" or "upper classes", it's usually not used for making fun of good people doing good things. Instead of "punching down", they could have used their platform to improve the world. That's just how I look at it, I am sure there's lots of people out there that appreciate a good beat down of the folks trying to improve the world we live in. :D

[@drillix9049]

@@Lejeus poking fun at something doesn’t have to be limited to things you don’t like. By your logic should friends not be able to poke fun at each other? Should roast sessions of celebrities not be thing? You’re treating it like it’s a big deal when it’s not hurting anybody.

[@TheAdvertisement]

It's so weird how this video's script feels almost AI generated, the way it perfectly bounces from topic to topic like a kid with ADHD going on tangent after tangent. It's only the expert sarcasm that keeps you hooked along with it. xD

[@GT-tj1qg]

Yeah he's parodising how Kurzgesagt changes the topic every 5 seconds to avoid having to convey a single complete idea.

[@TheAdvertisement]

@@GT-tj1qg No, it actually isn't.

[@skyesfallenxx]

It's like a Vsauce video 😂

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Yeah they perfectly encapsulated the feeling of watching that Vacuum Decay video I still have no clue wtf they meant when they were going on about “potential energy and ground states”

[@ze0tech189]

Almost didn't notice the remake of 'Nothing Is Safe' it sounds so badass and fits really well under this tone, nice work!!

[@t800_1]

Civil and political rights, List of ethnic slurs, Colander, Murder of Jessica Lunsford, Harry Potter, Rule 34. Such a wide range of research!

[@Extys]

Don't google "Murder of Jessica Lunsford" that's depressing as fuck

[@ogifull632]

@@Extys Too late...

[@vehicleboi5598]

@@Extys i will not be traumatized by the unfortunate end of jesyca lungsford

[@mynameisname6162]

Dam you tim, you know I can't control my curiosity. (Murding of Jessica Lunsford was terrible don't look it up)

[@puzzlingcentaur]

​@@Extys I have a niece which will turn eight in a few months. I really, really wish I haven't read that. Need to hug the shit out of her at the first opportunity. :(

[@Dorbellprod]

The incredible quality of this parody just makes me forget that we're all going to die.

[@TomTreutlein]

You have done a magnificent job encapsulating the tone and feel of Kurzgesagt. Thank you for this.

[@Salma-ky4bg]

0:45 as a middle eastern , I feel offended , we have a lot more than just oil .

[@Alfred-Neuman]

Like what? Sandals?

[@Salma-ky4bg]

@Alfred-Neuman that what I remember now., there is a lot ,.but your stupidity stops you from learning. we invented writing, zero , the numbers you use now ,for us , came Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, we created astrology,Sociology hundreds of medical tools , we have a strategic place in the middle of the world , as a result, we hold the world trading, most important of them all , we have millions of minds that needs to get an opportunity, but because your colonizing , copes you made in our countries , they don't have the opportunity, but one day they will , western didn't even concrete the world for more than 300 years , but still they have the ego to think - when the are not even that strong now- they think theu will never fall , or that there wasn't a " civilization " besides them .

[@The_Shimp]

Chill man it’s a joje

[@Meonth]

​@@The_Shimp And you didn't understand that he was being sarcastic :D

[@The_Shimp]

@@Meonth maybe, but I feel like he would’ve elaborated with some sort of joke if he was.

[@skpapic]

2:57 This bird is oddly caked up

[@miabee6267]

“Space is really big, so big you can’t even think about it. But how do we colonize it?”😂

[@jeffhaskin895]

Dude, solid animating going on here. Would love to see more.

[@NightRogue77]

Yooooo that clipping. track in the background (Nothing is Safe) is one of the best! Respect 👊🏻

[@normalmanbruh]

I was drinking soda when you said 'Nuke the Middle East'. Now my computer is broken.

[@brownie3454]

calm down Arabros, it was just a thought experiment!

[@matheuspessotti7237]

Part 1: introduction Part 2: intro Part 3: explaining stuff Part 4: existential crisis Part 5: comforting edit: holy fuck 2.7 thousand likes O_O

[@kuvaljaidka2938]

Part 6: Product placement

[@Real_Jammer]

@@kuvaljaidka2938 Part 6 Alt: Brilliant Sponsorship

[@_x3333]

part 7: being funded by evil billionares

[@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot]

Hi there , The purpose of your existence is to be joyful, peaceful, and fulfilled bringing glory to God your creator! Jesus Christ says: "Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavily burdened, and I will give you rest." -Matthew 11:28 For more info, open the Bible to John 1!

[@shortposeidon]

​@@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alotCommon Christian bot L

[@sproux2004]

The music transition from the intro to Nothing is Safe was hilarious, great video

[@faithbresciani9425]

The dedication is so impressive this is amazing

[@uniktbrukernavn]

The animation and voice makes it true, no need to question it.

[@Draxis32]

"even though we are vastly oversimplifying and leaving key parts out of the topic" I stand up to applaud you my brother. You have done well.

[@Humanresouces]

Kurzgesagt did say that in one of their videos. The one caller "is kurzgesagt accurate?"

[@xyy1680]

Name of the channel is literally „kurzgesagt“ which is is a german term for short summaries. There is no way to sum complex topics up without oversimplifying. Its the whole gist of the channel

[@scanngin1559]

Literally the whole point "in a nutshell"

[@storm14k]

​@@xyy1680you've got to realize that some folks are out here just mad at science itself because brain strain and freedumb.

[@squidikka]

@@storm14k Seems you suffer greatly from that brain strain if you think that's what these comments suggest.

[@shawnferguson5681]

Seriously one of your best videos

[@pierrechaput2439]

I actually enjoy most of their vids, but this was awesomely done, quite spot on and freaking hilarious. :)

[@Faded_dripNoob]

The "you should be fucking greatful" caught me off guard💀

[@Saika5140]

This is so accurate even kurzgesagt agree

[@annamarchio7030]

My god, this is the only time I laughed so hard while listening to depressing topics. Thank you for making such a relatable video🎉

[@jhern083]

Patiently awaiting for your next banger to drop

[@hamspillagernetwork9192]

Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

[@thesleepinggirl]

Thank you for killing me with this, I died happy.

[@maximusoverprogamer]

This is legendary gets better with every second, that is lost forever and making you feel the inescapable death we‘re all facing.

[@RainbowHopeHarry]

WHAT A AMAZING VIDEOOOOO I LOVEDDD LOL LOL LOL LMAO man, all of their videos are exactily like this!

[@slavboii420]

Goddamn this is so well made, it almost feels like a real Kurzgesagt video!

[@ChunderThunder1]

holy shit nothing is safe playing in the background got me good

[@ELI-73]

Yep, I can now safely say I've seen every Kurzgesagt video ever, thank you so much!!

[@porpandfriends]

Honestly one of the best and most tastefully done parodies I’ve ever seen

[@misterrcommenter]

1:24 I love the fact you sneaked in a tardis.

[@MrWaffles_]

This was a good laugh. Looking forward to the CGP grey video.

[@formerlyciara]

“You are an irrelevant human being in the great cosmos. And you should be fucking grateful to even experience it.” This line, my god.

[@flamevell3258]

How did I not find this? This is amazing

[@Kuro-mg8vc]

0:37 My sense of humor is broken 😂😂😂😂

[@thetobi583]

THIS is how you do a proper youtube poop in the modern age! Absolutely nailed it. Even got the seal of approval from kurzgesagt themselves... We will follow your career with GREAT interest

[@thedragonforce10]

How the hell is this a ytp?

[@ThatRipOff]

“THIS is how you do a proper youtube poop in the modern age!” -man who clearly has absolutely no idea what a youtube poop is

[@cheese.strings.for.breakfast]

what is a yt poop

[@pablovirus]

this has absolutely nothing to do with youtube poops lmao

[@destroyer4929]

This isn't a ytp it's a parody

[@thomasmcelroy5785]

the easter eggs like the tardis are such a nice touch; good parody like this comes from relly studying the source excellent and hilarious!

[@raybrandt]

Absolutely brilliant

[@angelmatiastorres]

3:40 damn

[@generalkranz2220]

2:34 Interesting

[@patrickadi6155]

💀 he's wild for that

[@homieboyseventeen1008]

2 years late to discover such a masterpiece🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@odeleon24]

I needed this laugh, thank you for making me feel insignificant!

[@deusexlacuna]

"The world is at constant war so it seems natural to blow something up" - kurzgesagt

[@nazewnictwoimienne5199]

This transition to that clipping song was so smooth and great

[@kairosfrancesinha8051]

imo brilliant simplification, love it

[@ELONCASK]

wow such a relief to see. summary of this b.s videos

[@reasonablequit7535]

Kurzgesagt -In a Nutshell, in a nutshell

[@benholtzman9414]

This is amazing! The music, the voice, the animation. Flawless.

[@loganb.1984]

I love the Clipping. music in the background

[@eestaashottentotti2242]

This channel is definitely going to get its own "Every Tucker Osman Video Ever"-video in the future.

[@DetachedHat]

"We need to go to the moon for our oil" I love how that implies there is life on the moon

[@aslamalthaf7727]

2:56 Adding a butt to the bird is more innovation that kurgzesast can do in a decade

[@aaronduerst]

CLIPPING!!! a man of culture. nothing is save

[@Disco.Wizard]

This was excellent, really hit the nail on the head and very well produced too nice job!

[@st.altair4936]

3:59 Or as the mother of a certain Rumbling being would put it: "You're special because you were born into this world."

[@Limubi1]

Truly marvelous work. I wheezed repeatedly.

[@carlito___fml2652]

Looking forward to the CGP Grey vid.

[@soulsded]

that dyson sphere joke was some really hardcore niche joke you pulled and im here for it

[@Candycruche]

"Ants are an intelligent society. Like your immune system"

[@charliemills9679]

This is just brilliant

[@MrEthanhines]

1:10 Space," [the Hitchhiker's Guide] says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space

[@straussi4]

0:23 You forgot the 10 rhetorical questions directly before the intro

[@HermelThePolyglot]

this is spot on! the voice, the animation, the existential dread and of course nukes and ducks, very well made!

[@cozydoomer2075]

Love the song choice (clipping - nothing is safe) when it got dark

[@augustuslxiii]

This is so accurate and well done that it almost makes me think it's an official self-parody.

[@weakw1ll]

4:18 waited the whole video for this part

[@sadmermaid]

My dude, I see you everywhere