every kyman fic ever

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till death do us part
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[@punchincorporated]

I JUST WANT TO SAY that i love these fics ok, i grew up on them and i love High School Cartman™ if you have written a fic identical to this i do not wish to shame you, you are honorable and i will meet you in valhalla

[@KalyansNorpola-zw9lo]

As a person who has read and made plenty Kyman Fanfics like this, all I can say is that this video brings me joy. And honestly I couldn’t agree more this is 100% true, most of my Kyman fanfic’s are exactly sometime word for word like this. I am impressed. it was really hard not to laugh, this video is really funny. Good job :)

[@drrobotnik9375]

As a Kyman shipper I loved this, now I need a meme of the cool highschool Kyle fanfics lmao

[@ReifytheRage99]

THE PARTY IS ALWAYS AT TOLKIENS HOUSE ISTGG

[@Enfjscrolling]

Ngl I wrote a fic the other day and the party was ALSO at Tolkien's house. We're all on the same wavelength-

[@throwyourtable]

its either tolkien or clydes house fr 😭😭

[@Localnerd_67]

He would throw the best parties though. Good dj,tons of food,so makes sense

[@ReifytheRage99]

@@Localnerd_67 FR, if the party’s not at tolkiens house, IM NOT GOING

[@user-ks2vb8zu6b]

I swear kymanies share a single brain cell

[@supersinger9000]

“I’m emotionally available now.” “Well I’m not!” Honestly though, same.

[@ClydeIsADumbass]

kenny always being high is in like every fic ever I swear

[@borderlinemikan]

WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE KENNY 😭

[@iluvchess14736]

i mean in his defense theres no consequenses so why wouldnt he I imagine whenever he finds out he has lung cancer again he just blows himself up like in tfbw

[@Pois0n3tte]

Cartman is either fatter or buff as hell in these types of fics i swear

[@covepack_net189]

It also depends whether Cartman is a bottom or a top

[@ilostmyacc8787]

every kyman fic in a nutshell : Stan: oblivious, confused simp for wendy Kenny : high all the time getting all the chicks and butters (biggest kyman shipper) Tolkien : somehow always throws the partys (his parents doesnt exist) Kyle : i hate you fatass (i love you eric) Cartman : i hate you more jew (i love you more kahl)

[@LesliPOV]

Я ХОТЬ И РУССКОЯЗЫЧНАЯ НО ТАК СМЕЮСЬ С ТОЛКЕНА 🤣🤣🤣

[@Theoncestsystem]

This has me SCREAMINGGG this is too accurate, especially the Tolkien hosting the party bit. Honestly it’s not even just kyman fics but any high school au fic will have him hosting the party. And he’ll never have any more relevance in the story aside from the fact that he’s hosting the party 😭😭

[@ilostmyacc8787]

fr his parents are always gone too💀

[@southshart]

so true it’s always him or clyde💀

[@alinavlay]

no unless it’s a creek fanfic, there he will be supportive friend for craig

[@ReifytheRage99]

EXACTLYYY 😭😭

[@gisellelikesrice]

or even bebe 😭

[@RilkeanKisses]

I’ve been reading Kyman fics for years, like binge for a couple of months, drop it and come back. You know, the eternal cycle. So based on experience I have it on good authority to say that this is literally EVERY high school Kyman fic ever, I got whiplash and a cracked spine from laughing at how accurate it is 😭 why read another fic when I have this as a summary fr

[@punchincorporated]

thank you 😭💖

[@thirstydemonat7113]

Lamhshsn I love how Kenny is just randomly high 💀💀

[@drrobotnik9375]

This is why I love the Kyman community, we can literally joke around about our own ship

[@capsuled1375]

Ate with that Cartman impersonation

[@BlastofMoon]

0:15 IS THAT WENDY????? IM CACKLING

[@Souperdouperkewl]

I love the kewl corner

[@punchincorporated]

that sign is still up lol

[@cheeseebun]

kyman sipper since 2009 this is SPOT ON 😂😂😂

[@punchincorporated]

ive shipped them since 2008 😭🤝 oldheads

[@laurenn2004]

i’m emotionally available now 💀💀💀

[@a.g.7880]

I've never read a single Kyman fic ever, but somehow I can FEEL how accurate this is

[@BeezusMurphy-ri1jp]

Same. Everything about this is way too specific to be made up. And let’s face it, teen Cartman would totally refer to him himself exclusively as High School Cartman

[@Respectmawauthority]

IM STONED ASF AND THIS CAME ONTO MY PAGE IM SCREAMING YELLING THROWING UP YOURE HILARIOUS

[@punchincorporated]

thank you 😭😭😭

[@clydesonetesticle]

the only thing that couldve made this better would be the kyle calling him “eric” moment 🥲

[@avalolllll]

LMAOO

[@Crystal_star379]

“Kal come back😭" THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH OMG-😂😂

[@antha6906]

This is painfully accurate. Edgy🚬, RIPPED💪💪 Highschool Cartman will be the death of me

[@kyxlo]

HELP NOT ONLY AM I LAUGHING BUT THE KENNY PART KILLED ME

[@MoistCrumpet]

I’ve read some where young adult Cartman has improved a lot as a person after maturing, and/or has lost weight and become super buff. And Kyle is the awkward nerdy introvert who they have to drag to parties. The party at Tolkien’s is very accurate though but makes sense since his family is rich and he would probably hold some awesome parties in his big fancy house.

[@HollyDewdop]

i have only watched one episode of South Park so far and I don't think i've read any fanfic for it, but this is literally so funny. it made me laugh so much

[@punchincorporated]

thank you!! omg

[@user-ks2vb8zu6b]

This iconic piece of media is going down on kyman history idc

[@punchincorporated]

😭💖💖💖 thank u... so happy to contribute to the movement

[@borderlinemikan]

@@punchincorporatedi came back to add this to my playlist “greatest videos of all times” yw. This will go down in Kyman history

[@Ravierave]

Kewl like me, high school Cartman

[@ZombieQueenIcar]

I'M SORRY THE MUSIC PAUSING AND THEN STARTING UP AGAIN WHEN CARTMAN SAYS "STOP RIGHT THERE" IS TAKING ME OUTTTTTTT. this vid is comedic GENIUS

[@EricaCartmanIsMisunderstood]

YES ITS CANON. IM LITERALLY KYLE BROFLOVSKI.

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

im the walls, can confirm

[@Ihatecreams0]

​@@vannillaAJofficial204oh, hey wall! It's me, the floor!

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

@@Ihatecreams0 no way, the floor from hit object show inanimate insanity invitational???? (joke)

[@kyleag86]

LMFAOOO TOO ACCURATE 😭 kenny somehow always knows something is up between them

[@banillabb]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE VIDEO EVER

[@yourlocalbread_editz]

“kewl korner” 😭😭😭

[@markdishmon3322]

Lol like 8 of every 9 fics are exactly like this

[@STARRMAN27]

“Kahl, kaHL!!” Helpp😭

[@SisNOTok]

THE LAUGH WHEN "kahl your so beautiful" BAHSHHUDFBI

[@eeeep5497]

LMAOOO and I eat them up every time 🙇‍♀️

[@avalolllll]

CARTMAN W THE CIGARETTE IS SO ACCURATE LMAOAOAOAO

[@victorviterbo3952]

Incredible how this manages to be BETTER than most of those fanfics

[@valval...g]

THIS LIKE BLOODLUST....(iykyk)

[@Chloe-jl6jo]

NO WAY I CANT, I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING PD: I love bloodlust is incredible truly

[@valval...g]

@@Chloe-jl6jo SAME OMG

[@thvwer]

actually I learned the dialogues and LAUGHING MY ASS OFF again like when I saw it for the first time???

[@justincase7985]

I can't stop myself from commenting on this amazing piece again hahahah

[@punchincorporated]

😭😭💕💓💖 thats so lovely

[@justincase7985]

I'm coming back to this video regularly and I it's so so fucking funny each time. Peak comedy

[@V4MP_AKI]

I GIGGLED AT KYLE AND KENNY “I’m bi dude, can’t you tell that I’m bi?”

[@v4mpthr0bb]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SO REAL

[@gossip-ghoul]

Change is a funny thing everbody

[@yourlocalbread_editz]

this is actually the realest and funniest thing i have ever watched

[@sourpatcn3620]

literally spot on Like down to the molecule man also something about this video really carries the essence of fandom culture at the timeframe when a lot of these fics were written i feel so at peace

[@crystaljopeshi5578]

Not even 15 seconds in and i already CACKLED

[@justincase7985]

I need to watch it at least a couple of times each day

[@capsuled1375]

The cut off- i was NOT prepared

[@SuperGoofy2Nite]

HELPPPPP THIS IS AMAZING I CANT GRAHHHH THE END WAS TOO FUNNY HELP I DONT LIKE KYMAN BUT LISTEN BRO THIS WAS TOP S TIERRRR😭😭😭

[@rowan404]

I’ve never read a Kyman fic before, but I’m intrigued now.

[@Laceyzbox]

Kyman shipper approves💀

[@kellabdjfoo]

Always the Tolkien hosting the party 😭

[@souriz_e]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO ACCURATE FOR MOUNTAIN KYMAN "yeah, cartman really mellowed out in high school, he goes to therapy and is on A LOT of medication now!! that sooo sexy 😩😩"

[@sssssr.4238]

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life. i was on my knees crying from laughing at it-- i've watched it once a day for the past week. your sense of humor is immaculate, i'd love to see a sequel to this at some point.

[@punchincorporated]

holy SHIT man thank you so much 🥹💖 best compliment ever idk if id do another sp one but ive been thinking about 'every __ fic ever's for other fandoms...

[@Cutepuppiesandkittiescupcake]

Why does wendy look like that 😭🤚🏽💀

[@punchincorporated]

@@Cutepuppiesandkittiescupcake she looks completely fine and normal to me

[@vickyzzsummervan]

Couldn’t be more realistic

[@crystaljopeshi5578]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE HELP 😭😭

[@weeb_of_doom2221]

The way I screamed 😂💀 This is so damn true💕

[@Localnerd_67]

HELP THIS IS WAY TOO ACCURATE

[@GelvinARealOne]

i havent read any kyman fics in years and even then it was just like this 😭 crazy

[@catcat365]

This is so damn accurate XD (I'm literally a writer of kyman)

[@JenTilly96]

Can I read your fanfics Kinda starved on them for the past month.

[@catcat365]

@@JenTilly96 actually I only have one unreleased draft right now but I could totally send you the Google doc if you have wattpad or discord. I need second opinions anyway lol-

[@elswiftiexd]

not kenny in his kate moss era

[@Meowbabylicious]

BRO THIS IS BEYOND ACCURATE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@floroses]

Я В ИСТЕРИКЕ этот постоянно накуренный в хлам Кенни, Толкен, который существует только для того, чтоб устраивать вечеринки у него дома и Стэн, который с Вэнди. А постоянно курящий Картман меня убил.

[@EzraPlutoCharles]

I've been reading and writing fics for years and this is so accurate!! So funny!

[@punchincorporated]

@@EzraPlutoCharles thank you!! hehe

[@membranedib]

DUDE WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

[@craig6913]

I'm shitting myself

[@V4MP_AKI]

2:26 HELP I ALMOST DROPPED MY PHONE AT THAT ANGLE-

[@dragoflame9434]

Need a "every style fic ever"

[@punchincorporated]

not my area im afraid 😔 someone else will have to step up

[@k4th69]

As a Kyman shipper this is not only real but funny as heck 😭

[@yagurlmayz]

WHAT WHAT WHAT!

[@urlocaldemonspawn]

Y-YOU SHIP WHAT?!??😭😨😨

[@Enfjscrolling]

IM SCREAMING LMAO THIS IS SO GOOD 😭😭😭 I was laugh-cringing the whole way through

[@arinaamanova7175]

That was freaking kewl, however I'm glad I haven't experienced reading any fics like that

[@binniyaoi]

coolest thing i have seen in my life

[@rememberhomestuck1160]

And I eat it up every time

[@mixedberry_juicebox]

IS THIS REALLY WHAT THEYRE LIKE? IVE NEVER READ ONE CAUSE I AINT A KYMAN FAN BUT THIS HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD

[@punchincorporated]

MANY OF THEM not all tho of course... i also based this on fics i read as a teenager so like 15 years ago, and the fandom has changed a lot since then

[@mixedberry_juicebox]

@@punchincorporated i dont think id be able to keep a straight face reading one

[@sailorjup]

SO ACCURATE HELP

[@jeffwinger9566]

BESTIE I love this so much you have to know 😭

[@jeffwinger9566]

highschool cartman is my favorite cartman

[@punchincorporated]

@@jeffwinger9566 he lives in us all

[@raevanl5477]

HELP THIS IS TOO ACCURATE IM GONAFART

[@STARFOXiswatchingYOU]

I just LOVE how at first I was like: why in the next scene he’s wearing a red beret? Is that an another character or some Kyle head canon idk?? And then like: oh…OH! THAT’S SO HILARIOUS AND REAL OMGGGG But no, Kenny must be pan, it’s an axiom in those fics

[@numbknee]

I fucking adore this video ohmygoddddd 😂 the infamous ‘sup jew’ and ‘whatever you think is sexier is what probably happened’ sent me into the stratosphere

[@chaoticlady_fairy]

That’s it if I ever make a South Park fic ? I’m making the party at cartman’s house makes sense his mom while better now is still a push over and would allow a rager at her house

[@Puppycakenum]

Kenny always knows everything I swear 😭

[@goose647]

omg this made me laugh so hard

[@mikansukihere]

You are making me want to read one, even though I don't like fanfics

[@eeeliooo]

AND I EAT IT UP EVERYTIME

[@EricCartman2024]

I'm dying.

[@mycurrent_hyperfixationZ]

I CHOKED ON MY LAUGHTER WITH KENNY GETTING HIGH

[@K_ommst_3]

LMAOAOAOAOOAOA SO ACCURATE

[@somethingsbehindyou6266]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CRAP EVER

[@netruskoorals8480]

I'm afraid I can say that I MIGHT have a fanfic exactly like this…

[@Its-Jxst-K]

Istg I’m laughing my auss off over this 😭

[@Mitsuo_Suzuki]

This just got recommended to me and even tho I don’t ship Kyman this has to be the funniest shit I’ve ever seen of their ship ever 😭😭🙏🏻

[@kasadoesstuff]

THIS MADE ME HOLLERRRR

[@silkisnothere]

this is perfect

[@rllybritrlly]

please make more this fuckin sent me n my friends

[@justincase7985]

This shit is hilarious

[@SaraEry]

Ask a kyman shipper I approve

[@Taewasinthemood]

THAT SHIT IS SJJDKAJDJAJAJAJJAJAJA ME REÍ COMO NUNCA JDJGK

[@dillzee]

These fics really did kenny like that 😔

[@_.maisiegonemissing._]

This is actually fucking hilarious 💀😭