Every Legalize Ranch Sketch in The Eric Andre Show | adult swim

[@sleekysnizz4097]

I didn’t realize Pizza Ball was a side arc for the Ranch character. Very impressive lore.

[@SHIFTKICK]

The pizza ball is actually filled with ranch. Little did Ramadan Steve know the power it would have brought him.

[@Fourclover7]

Its his job dude, he needs cash for ranch and tickets to burningman

[@mnew4582]

The lore is indeed vast

[@thatboymeak]

he was hacking a hologram in the quad when he noticed a flyer for delivering pizza balls

[@joek7480]

lmao the pizza ball skit is literally my favorite skit out of all his seasons xDD

[@lucystarlight8887]

I love how he just progressively wears less and less clothes

[@moeneet7069]

I think he's actually wearing the most clothing in the pizza ball skit

[@ShelleyDuncan]

I appreciate this discourse, all of yall.

[@TurdFerguson.]

That’s actually what I like least about this

[@Romeo-le2ez]

@@moeneet7069 ani me girl

[@ChereraTaguato]

dude I was laughing harder each time a new outfit came out lol

[@LSmith12x]

The stare he gives when he says “you’re being so narcoleptic” kills me

[@SkynetToaster]

Same lmao

[@MaddesG1]

some guy drunk and high out his mind told me that when he asked me if I know where the plug at and was like wah?

[@qwerty4134]

@@MaddesG1 shoulda hooked him up

[@RetroExhibitCollective]

Then he says “very clean!!”

[@dragothedago7856]

"Im just reading"

[@JustPlainGod]

“Leave the boys at home and the wife in the morgue, it’s dude night, buzz me!” Lmao

[@stro8403]

😭😭

[@mattmitche11]

the implication that 'Narc' has been short for 'Narcoleptic' this whole time is amazing

[@davidmckayii752]

💤💤

[@oliverokeeffe6379]

“No brisrespect, you circumcised?” Is one of the best lines in modern television

[@frederickshaibani5655]

bro you're being a narc right now. you're being so narcoleptic

[@evorhard]

I'm partial to "Doth my nugs bequeath me? You're Bangkok Dangerous" but that one is pretty great as well.

[@madlifescientist3995]

steph nuggs... poor guy, he's innocent and cute

[@vollsticks]

@@evorhard I'm a big fan of the whole: "No disrespect, you squirt? Not tryin' to drain your beef glands (?) etc etc. What're you reading, Mein Kampf?" But "Doth my nugs bequeath me? You're Bangkok Dangerous" is up there with the best

[@jimreily7538]

All of the above, plus: "I got burning man rehearsal at the Tosh.0 amphitheatre dude. Starts in 311 minutes."

[@MrJustSomeGuy87]

“Do you where the Nintendo convention is. I’ve got burning man rehearsals at the Tosh.O amphitheatre starts in 3.11 minutes” - one of the weirdest sentences I’ve ever heard

[@Cunninghamily]

3:11

[@TristanB93]

@@Cunninghamily bang gaga gang gaga

[@bigbaz3119]

Whats the song though

[@jebediah4780]

It's too enlightened for you

[@adderon]

I'm standing right here with a beer in my hand and my mouth is full of sand and I don't understand

[@fabiansierra7622]

“No disrespect, you squirt”?

[@escapefromtibet2530]

"What are you reading? Mein Kampf?"

[@dragothedago7856]

No Birsrespect

[@occult1390]

I'm not tryna drain your meat flaps

[@demetridabum]

bro i’m sent lmfaoo

[@ernstthalmann4306]

@@escapefromtibet2530 yes, he's my main enemy

[@B0ND0]

Cant believe hes carrying an illegal substance out in public like that.

[@poontang3zizo]

Stop being a narc

[@the_main_chow]

Legalize Ranch!

[@Godzilla--nq3fr]

I'm sure he has a card for it, jeez! He already has a medical crystal meth card. 🙄

[@lokivato]

Pizza balls are not illegal in most states

[@MolecularLionel]

Dude your being so narcoleptic

[@AsmaaFerrad]

"Y'all pay taxes or u guys straight off the grid?" -very-clean.

[@RetroExhibitCollective]

That part always gets me 😂😂

[@coryhalewilliams]

“You're pretty mellow dude. You shop at whole foods?”

[@THESLlCK]

phenomenal line

[@coryhalewilliams]

@@THESLlCK amen

[@THESLlCK]

@@coryhalewilliams holy cow this was FIVE months ago??? Felt like last week!

[@coryhalewilliams]

@@THESLlCK I hear that!

[@THESLlCK]

@@coryhalewilliams so.... do you shop at whole foods??

[@Km0n3]

"Pizza aside, lets talk scientology."

[@johnk.7523]

That quote caused a seizure when I heard it

[@taoakoalienka4762]

L Ron Hoyambembe?

[@sh00damusic]

@@taoakoalienka4762 TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE

[@37thousand]

@kaVemuTa I made it 666 likes

[@lilkingg82]

"Don't he melado right now, man."

[@gunnerjonzy]

"I'm gonna chase some cherokee chicks on the trail of beers" dear god

[@Celtic505]

I fucking LOVE it when he goes up to people and acts like he recognizes them like "Hey I know you your chill charlie!"

[@iexist2786]

What’s up Chill Charlie?

[@jimreily7538]

You're being mad weird right now dude

[@TurdFerguson.]

Right.

[@37thousand]

Doth me nuges bequeef me?

[@vanessaross3175]

Omg you're ranch dubois 🤣🤣

[@haraldlindohf4032]

"Mind if I air-DJ in your personal space?"

[@Stubhose]

🥴

[@LZCOficial]

You forgot Simple Simon!

[@pepziboy.]

como andamos chucho

[@brandonumagat]

what's up simple simon?

[@Little_KimmyNK20]

Or Pimple Pete

[@victormuhia750]

Sup simple psy?

[@jayashiTGUY]

Pimple pete as well. ;__;

[@LogoLamont]

What are you reading Mein Kampf?

[@frederickshaibani5655]

you want some energy pizza?

[@johnblazer5639]

she looked jewish too🤣. fuckin eric man

[@stevenberry8247]

No disrespect, you circumcised?

[@oligultonn]

@@johnblazer5639 eric's mom is Jewish xD

[@dragothedago7856]

"Need a Ranch Hand"?

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

0:40 Mello 1:09 Mellow Mike 3:05 Right Dude Here 3:26 McNuggs 4:08 Stephany Nuggs 5:17 Lady Godiva 5:42 Bangkok Dangerous 6:58 Ranch Dubois 7:37 Dad 8:47 Ramadan Steve

[@CommanderAlpharocks]

Thank You

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

@@CommanderAlpharocks You're welcome. Enjoy.

[@million80]

Don’t forget Jymin Honsu at 7:18

[@Godzilla360]

VERY clean. Buzz me Melo!

[@austinspencer3212]

@@Godzilla360 this comment killed me

[@caprisungamer213]

“Doth my nuggs bequeath me?” One of the best lines ever

[@ahmadmalaki8364]

So much layers of layers of insanity i love it

[@krystofcisar469]

I thought its beQUEEF me :D

[@williambinns3343]

True statement.

[@fidget0227]

Favorite philosopher quotes: “Doth my nugs bequeath me?” “Mind if I air DJ in your personal space?” “Time to deliver a pizza ball!” “Full disclosure: I shot the Pope in the 80s”

[@ManateeMentality]

I think he’s saying “be-queef” instead of “bequeath”.

[@OscarMor5678]

Leave the boys out at home and the wife in the morg, its dudes night

[@colesmith7754]

You're kinda like a hoverboarder

[@purewater3292]

He bit my nuuuuuuuts

[@edwardbaker3897]

@@ManateeMentality ‘be-queef’ isn’t a word, dummy.

[@brandonumagat]

Doth my nugs bequeath me? You're Bangkok Dangerous!

[@AugustMichelsen1994]

Wassup Bangkok Dangerous

[@Wonderlikechild]

so sayeth the Eric of Ranch

[@ProdReign_]

For some reason it kills me every time it says in a deep voice “Sup ________”

[@THESLlCK]

@@ProdReign_ same

[@l0u13__3]

During the legalise heroin you can hear Eric try to not break

[@THESLlCK]

timestamp??

[@DaveShindig]

3:20 :)

[@THESLlCK]

@@DaveShindig grazie, konishiwa, dankeshen, merci

[@angelaizzo641]

Lmao it gets me everytime.

[@mr.salamander1399]

i think 3:09 he does too when his business partner comes up and they ask the chill bros if they're gonna sign them

[@bigpompano1659]

Lol the fact that he’s just holding a skate deck by itself makes it so much funnier

[@Yassinius]

It's a hoverboard, can't you see?

[@conietokieradboy]

I still love the fact that this character doesn't have an official name lol

[@zacka6226]

Everyone he talks to does though. Whattup, Ramadan Steve?

[@GnarDawgeh]

I'm a fan of Steph Nuggs fur sure.

[@clown-kc8go]

El Ranchero

[@rondonumba9370]

Randy Ranch

[@holeefuk6719]

@@GnarDawgeh mcnuggs is better

[@lucystarlight8887]

Eric is brave as hell for pulling a stunt like that in a dojo

[@holyn8]

The "Teacher" is super cringy

[@HotStrange]

I mean karate and martial arts in general are all about self defense. If they went straight for the attack, they’d be very shitty instructors.

[@lucystarlight8887]

@@HotStrange I mean the instructor did start chasing him around with a staff, although that was only after he brought up Scientology so I can't blame him

[@TheCaptainFatBelly]

@@lucystarlight8887 yeah I'm sure him bringing up scientology is the only reason why the instructor chaced Eric out with a staff

[@lucystarlight8887]

@@TheCaptainFatBelly That was meant to be a joke, sorry if it wasn't clear

[@Straight90s]

“No brisrespect, you circumcised?” Is one of the all time great puns

[@mastershake8018]

I was in Guitar Center once with my buddy and I started playing Pizza ball on the bass really loud for as long as I could get away with it. We just headbanged while I played it for like 4 mins until someone was like "Hey man turn that down a bit please" and the dude had a name tag, Mike. So my boy was like sup mellow mike!? We fucking talk about that day all the time.

[@Marcusml333]

An encounter to remember.

[@Dracula_sb]

That's absolutely hilarious, thank you for the story, buzz me mellow 🤣🤣🤣

[@THESLlCK]

I have a one up story to that

[@thestormyblizzard1357]

@@THESLlCK Share it

[@THESLlCK]

@@thestormyblizzard1357 I honestly didn’t want anybody to ask because it’s a long one but here goes. A guy started playing the pizza ball song and was told to stop, and the guy listened, but I started doing it on the piano, and then the manager came out and told me to stop, so then the guy took a bass right off the wall, and started playing again, this time much louder. I went to the mic tester setup and started screaming TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL we were both told to leave, and he didn’t, so I think he got arrested. Poor guy.

[@willshapps]

What do you think takes more brain activity? Thinking of the costumes or the lines he says?

[@Budguy68]

Neither, if you think too hard of what to say or what to wear it wouldnt work out. You gotta let those chessy lines flow out. Its all done on the fly.

[@juliezz1]

line he says

[@Lunk42]

The lines for sure.

[@ashb7]

Bold of you to assume brains are involved during any phase of of this lunacy.

[@thatboymeak]

​@@Budguy68 lol literally none of it is done on the fly, this isnt how Eric actually is in real life and im only repeating what Eric himself has stated. they spend an incredibly long time writing well over 100 skits for each episode, majority are garbage but thats also the point, theyre supposed to be slightly bad that theyre funny. with 100 skits come hundreds of lines of dialog each, but they just sit at a table and spit ball it. Eric doesnt actually write the show, hes got an entire team of writers helping him that do most the work behind the scenes. some skits weve seen were actually brought up in prior seasons apparently but they couldnt get them to work then, so some have taken years to perfect. all for a couple minutes.... literally comedic heroes at that point.

[@lizismis]

“You are kinda like a hover boarder” Proceeds to wave wii remote in air.

[@evanabbott2737]

“You’re being so narcoleptic”😂

[@therealone086]

"Very clean."

[@HotStrange]

That line, the stare, “very clean”, then the dance after is my favorite Eric Andre moment.

[@topcodclips607]

The "time to deliver a pizza ball" song gets stuck in my head once a week

[@jasminecontreras7341]

It’s starting to get stuck in my head I’m scared 😂

[@RetroExhibitCollective]

Same it never stops hahah

[@callummoodley6311]

Eric's enthusiasm for sea creatures is truly inspiring

[@xlz24]

I am the octopus

[@Sha0linShadowb0xing]

I'm sorry dude i wasn't even talking to you this whole time i got virtual reality on the back of my sunglasses.

[@OfficerFlatFoot]

9 and a half minutes of *ranch*

[@rexlupusetxe8367]

Not enough time.

[@sideone8914]

*electric guitar riff sound effect*

[@JazzyJonas]

I say "sup mello?" to strangers all the time and no one seems to mind.

[@beetlejuice2694]

His outfits are the equivalent of going to a Halloween store and hitting the random button

[@shadow_rune6178]

The problem is that everyone assumes that Andre is just some nutcase homeless guy.

[@Mokuh]

He isnt?

[@rubandzxo]

i mean thats not inaccurate

[@stevenmenzdorf5972]

That's not the problem, that's why it works lol

[@julianbell9161]

That’s literally the joke. These videos would be so unfunny if everyone went “hey aren’t you Eric Andre?”

[@annefranklymydearidontgive8197]

He's actually an undercover homeless guy.

[@michiganjack1337]

Pluggin my new Noob Saibot commercial" lol gets me every time.

[@nopeteys2424]

“What is going on with you right now?” Is the funniest line to say to a stranger

[@isaacbrown5802]

“My Boyz tryna pop a drain in your beef gland” 🤘🏽

[@Grymgar]

best wingman of all time

[@MrKrab-kq3iu]

Love watching the shirt just start leaving

[@gomichow]

It was going through a transformation

[@ivanbautista1084]

I think he just exponentially grows out of it.

[@Wonderlikechild]

It goes from crop top, to nippleless crop top, to cut off above the nips.... I'm assuming when we see ranch dude in Season 5 he's gonna be wearing pasties that only go AROUND the nipples. EDIT: hopefully he keeps the One Wheel scooter thing and rave gear...

[@MrPink-cn5rr]

🤣

[@evie5375]

and the pants lol

[@realkingofantarctica]

The fact that this gag "character" continued to be used multiple times every season tells me that Eric really enjoyed coming up with all the weird, complex lines and just wanted to keep doing it. If we get a Season 6 then I guarantee it's solely because he wants to make more of these.

[@FeelingWoozyy]

You know you hit the ranch too hard when you start delivering pizza balls to the wrong place.

[@EmpireAntz]

The video editting in these always blows my mind, everything happens so fast.

[@jmsmith1767]

I watch this every 6 months to know I’m alive. It’s my Inception totem

[@Chungskingi]

yo your qualqe brennan, buzz me bro!

[@richardkeys5602]

😂

[@lickitysplit3575]

Honestly same

[@XenomorphLV426]

Nice mello

[@mrnieblas1]

I watch at least once a month . Inception totem indeed

[@TwstedLizard]

3:27 eric stumbles upon a chicken restaurant/meth lab owner

[@wyndhamscottgordon6184]

Oh shit it's my dad "WHATS UP DAD" lmao comedy gold

[@novacloud777]

Eric andre is really just one of those gta 5 strangers people in the world lol

[@rambobelg]

"what are you reading? Mein Kampf?" 😂

[@stoneyll]

"It's time to deliver a pizza ball"~!

[@brandonumagat]

Who ordered the pizza ball?

[@tylers2889]

This thing’s straight farm to nug

[@ghett0bla5t]

@@tylers2889 I don't know. Looks pre-frozen to me.

[@yoshis9254]

Pizza and slice let's talk about scientology

[@THESLlCK]

@@tylers2889 no clue what any of that means

[@vegancoastie9630]

“Just blessing people like I was LRH at the Scientology center.”

[@rexlupusetxe8367]

It never gets old, ranch dude is by far my favorite character.

[@dawildpep]

Well you better go to the legalize heroin convention this year

[@Sabrowsky]

"you wanna butt chug some jenkum" Man, now that I know what Jenkum is, that is so disgusting

[@IllicitMediaproductions]

I mean you can huff jenkum but you get waaaayyyy more fucked up if you butt chug it. It's not that gross dude.

[@James-gn2tf]

Reverse toilet break

[@anderseckstrand7033]

😂🤣🙃😅

[@king_chicken36]

I've only now noticed he's holding a Wiimote in a bunch of the skis. I don't know why but it's incredible.

[@minister2965]

The more you hate him the more he would annoy you

[@suppose8758]

Man's a genius. He monetized schizophrenia

[@migsmiguel]

"have you ever fingerblasted the octamom in the octagon?"

[@standbyme7776]

“No disrespect , do you squirt” is CRAZY 😂 Bro said “what’s your Skype handle chomo” 😂

[@helenarc5790]

That one guy at the dojo was having the time of his life 😂💕

[@RM-xl1ed]

That last "You got ranch?" Absolutely kills me

[@poland1230]

*Dildojo.

[@deiondrestewart191]

honestly, having to remove a potentially insane person from your place is a good way of showing the proper use for karate, that was a big brain move on the side of the dojo

[@produccionesabuela8533]

True but in the end instead of using karate he just got a long wooden stick xDD

[@dziewiaty]

Late comment, but of course they used stick instead od fighting him to avoid karate kis rules

[@benruether8294]

I'd say F**k yeah to half the questions he's asking. You know you're about to get down in the quad!

[@xxmemewizardxxps2902]

"You guys having gay lunch" Ranch connoisseur.

[@eternalnut]

"Hey brotendo, do you mind if I bathe your wife?" "I guess not" what a sophisticated conversation.

[@bodybuildingABC]

imagine somebody retelling what happened to them. “-this super weird guy came up to me today -what did he say? -umm..”

[@Stonewall29]

Idk but the staring for 3 seconds and the “very clean!” Kills me everytime

[@jordanebo9208]

“You’re Ramadan Steve” 😂

[@homosexualpanic]

"What's up, Ramadan Steve"

[@420CaptainSlow]

Is this a dildojo too?

[@yxngtxmmyclippin6959]

Time to deliver a pizza ball!

[@Glitch4Twitch]

I did a snoot full of ranch back in '86 w/ Clapton, begged him to reunite Cream. He stole my tweed jacket instead. True story.

[@lickitysplit3575]

Best comment here and it needs 311 likes or I’m gonna go full Golden Gate Bridge on my nuggs

[@pikpik42]

After watching this over and over for years now I might get the idea why i love it so much. It's like the pure stupidity of dudes in their early 20s with made up flashy words just full on confusing businessmen for fun. 3:08 I mean, i had to laugh hard when i heard Eric laughing himself when his partner Right-Dude-Here demanded to be signed 6:33 "You mind if I air-dj in your personal space?" omfg this is way too good.

[@neonfroot]

More like thirties and forties. From personal experience, men are peak immature in theor thirties ad forties. They just hide behind their age bcuz "career/marriage".

[@kgthompson5814]

"The Mountain Dew awards" 🤣 "Cherokee Chicks on the trail of beers" TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL!

[@jeremy1529]

Like...how do you come up with "haven't seen you since the Cool Runnings table read"??? LMAO kills me every time.

[@maxconing812]

Let’s be honest the “trail of beers” joke is so low key but makes me die

[@evie5375]

i semi unironically love this character and aspire to be like him

[@TheCheat420]

"Do you mind if I air DJ in your personal space?" Oh god that got me 🤣😁

[@JesusChristMarie]

“Doth my nugs bequeef me” is pure poetry

[@resol_beats]

lady chillin : Eric : no disrespect, do you squirt?

[@coryhalewilliams]

I love that linkin park wrote all the music for this sketch

[@Nikobun]

😭😭😭

[@MYNAMACHEF]

Are you serious?

[@coryhalewilliams]

@@MYNAMACHEF unfortunately no :( I was being facetious

[@Scripzure]

"Doth my nuggs bequeath me? You're Bangkok Dangerous!"

[@Cellinator]

“Oh shit, hold on dude, I’m hackin’ a hologram” ... “....Are you in blackface?”

[@ernstthalmann4306]

Justin Trudeau

[@Heisenberg_Zordon]

That 'time to deliver a pizza ball' is straight prog. John Petrucci wishes he could write a riff so proggy.

[@RetroExhibitCollective]

Lmao!

[@friedpixel7517]

"You gotta help me set up this urinal, mello, my hands are tied"

[@leonowski9]

The way he just looks at him for a few seconds at 1:44 is fucking hilarious lmao

[@MYNAMACHEF]

Very clean!

[@1_armm]

He was being such a narc

[@tirrellbrown3780]

" The octopus I was working it twerking it squirting it"😂

[@TheJadedRaver]

"Dude, it's Karate Kid law"!

[@averageontarian528]

"Leave the boys at home and the wife at the morgue. It's dudes night!" Best line

[@maribroupp8795]

2:37 most underrated joke lmao

[@la213blanco]

Best transition ever

[@ZealotChemist]

I love seeing the reactions of the people around him while he pulls these off… the lady laughing at 5:46 on the right is one of my favorites

[@thndr_5468]

0:19 I love the way this character talks

[@RetroExhibitCollective]

3:15 “yall pay taxes or you guys straight off the grid?” Lmao

[@genuine_john]

7:21 the high pitch “ranch ranch ranch” made my day

[@dedelabinouze5110]

0:57 And that kids, is how a legend was born

[@Cunninghamily]

8:31

[@1o1roman1o1]

The amount of quotes this guy has is asinine. Amazing.

[@Geraint3000]

Been watching Eric Andre clips for about 3 hours. It's more effective than LSD.

[@RetroExhibitCollective]

Cool runnings table read lmao 7:40

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

This is what happens when hallucinogens break your brain, but instead of failing, you use your new psychosis to succeed.

[@Kango234]

I don't know why they decided to make a compilation of this so recently, bit I'm glad they did.

[@corbanoT.V.]

5:42 is one of the greatest sentences uttered by man

[@woundernugget]

Hahah “what are you reading? Mein kemfe” 😂😂😂🖤

[@darrylwilliams4457]

Lol like how tf do you just casually ask that

[@sonar_bandit]

I love that the 420 party dude in the yellow shirt keeps being brought back but you never expect it

[@rhythmdroid]

He straight up lost it when he tried to say “I’m going to a legalize heroin convention.”

[@Scyber_Official]

I can officially say that I poured ranch on Eric in 2016 at the Eric Andre Show Live.