Every Move Is Forced

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[@ludwintor4986]

imagine being 249 elo and seeing some random numbers and letters sent by opponent

[@anatol1y_]

This is what happened

[@ndgoliberty]

he was googling what does it mean for the whole game

[@nanowasabi4421]

I’m 1400 in daily, but like 300 or 400 in 5 minute, so it’s possible they knew what it meant, but it’s still tricky to be able to use that information without timing out.

[@IN-pr3lw]

@@ndgoliberty on mobile you don't even see the chat

[@cheshire1]

his face: 0-0

[@RGC_animation]

I liked how at the end he typed GREAT ENEMY FELLED in chat.

[@reccemdown]

He has a good build. 👍🏼

[@groundedgaming]

@Parker Moss 🤔😳😳

[@AgilityHue]

spoiler

[@groundedgaming]

@@AgilityHue bruh, it doesn't make much difference to the video...

[@groundedgaming]

@Parker Moss wait, YOU are ALSO a PARKER

[@NoobieAbhinav]

Simp: "I generally don't take impossible challenges." Also Simp: Destroys the challenge.

[@jeffmoreau5766]

Simp: "... So I've decided to don't take it again and took this one instead."

[@adrianrey14]

Simp takes 100 rated people like they are 1500 or something, everytime simp says "i cant do this because they can defend with this" the oponent just does some random move that is nowhere near the move simp was afraid of hahaha

[@Cripplified]

He definitely used an engine to find the forced mate lol

[@scoutbane1651]

@@Cripplified Not really hard to find if you're 1500 or above lmao the moves are soooo easy to spot

[@zacknattack]

@@scoutbane1651 pipi in pampers

[@avz1865]

My first thought was: what if both players had to do this...and then I realised that was just regular chess with a laggy board

[@Grilldude]

Is like when you type stuff on the google search bar but your internet is bad so you wait for it to appear.

[@aniruddhvasishta8334]

well what would be interesting is if both players did this but they were allowed to lie

[@Sgrunterundt]

@@aniruddhvasishta8334 That would just be regular chess with random moves posted in chat

[@pirilon78]

@@Sgrunterundt what if you're allowed 3 lies?

[@Sgrunterundt]

@@pirilon78 That might be interesting

[@Firefly256]

Mission failed due to typing ne5 instead of nxe5 the opponent didn’t predict you take the pawn, he definitely thought the knight and the pawn will become best friends

[@since1876]

No, if he says it takes and the knight moves then he ends the video. By saying he's going to go to that square, he implies taking OR just moving there....

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho2061]

@@since1876 wooosh

[@jvthan]

@@justyourfriendlyneighborho2061 not woosh

[@heythere2480]

im sorry i dont know chess language that much, but whats the difference between ne5 and nxe5?

[@jackychen7769]

@@heythere2480 The x indicates a capture, meaning the knight took whatever piece is on e5.

[@mintjuan]

"GREAT ENEMY FELLED" - Elden Simp Also, I hope you'll feel better soon, Simp.

[@nguyennhoangnam28]

Maybe he caught Covid?

[@miguelangelowong6786]

@@nguyennhoangnam28 wyltenchionskyskus virus

[@howtohendz2902]

@@nguyennhoangnam28 he got the elden ring virus

[@penguin_1806]

@@nguyennhoangnam28 he let fia hold him

[@noabinnendijk361]

LMAO is that the Elden Ring boss defeat text?? It's hilarious to me that I've played about 30 hours of Elden Ring without ever knowing that

[@arsenusthearsenalswagus4200]

Telling your opponent how you're gonna destroy them on the board before doing so. Absolute maidenless behavior.

[@sashakucher261]

Maiden? As in fair maiden? Uhh, ok.

[@sashakucher261]

I guess that's playing as if you lack a queen.

[@HaileyTheThird]

@@sashakucher261 It's a reference to Elden Ring.

[@yazidefirenze]

He IS the maiden.

[@LoreCatan]

@@HaileyTheThird is it? I just thought it was a funnier way to say someone has "no bitches"

[@devanbrowne8706]

If you think about it from the opponent's perspective, they really can't afford to act on what's in the chat, since it could always just be mindgames. No matter how many times Simp follows through with the projected move, the next one could turn out to be a lie.

[@since1876]

Except for the fact that no one EVER does that and it's clearly a challenge that the person is doing, so take advantage of it and destroy them.

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

@@since1876 Then again, there's a chance it couldn't be.

[@ancalagonsc2192]

I think the challenge was more on simp having a forced move than the opponent acting on it, at 100 rated the opponent probably doesn't even know the notation.

[@novicelifts5197]

@@since1876 they don’t know the notation. They don’t even know the worth of the pieces. A lot of 100 rated things that rook and bishop are the same worth

[@Sparkz1607]

I would totally do this tbh. I would project my next move several times to get my opponent into a place where I can fucking destroy them if I don't follow through on my promise, and then I shall am become a filthy liar at the worst possible time (for them ;))

[@raulthetorchic7324]

The opponent must've been like: "I like your funny words magic man"

[@Balmung60]

Simp: This is going to be easy Simp actually doing the challenge: What the f- Simp: I don't normally take impossible challenges Simp actually doing the challenge: Checkmates the enemy

[@nianyiwang]

in a M7

[@gildedphoenix]

@@nianyiwang possible* M7. This was a M3

[@dmarsub]

impossible doesn't mean difficult here, it means it can result in illegal moves.

[@RGC_animation]

"I decided I want to go with a shorter video." 4 minute which is pretty long in Chess Shrimp standard: Hello

[@18ScorpiiREAL]

Shrimp

[@stafey7659]

Why yes, my favorite youtuber is chess S H R I M P

[@hbfdfgjcyk555]

Atomic Simp

[@since1876]

Yeah this video is like 15 times longer than the average lockpicking lawyer video 😂

[@GlyphicEnigma]

Imagine losing to an opponent who tells you EXACTLY what they're going to do...

[@JS-rv3et]

art of war or something idk.- sun tzu

[@shepbirddog]

@@JS-rv3et "Know your enemy and you won't fear a hundred battles." -- Totally Sun Tzu So by that logic, Simp's opponent should've technically won...

[@RomanBelisarius]

​@@shepbirddog *Know your enemy AND yourself. If you only know one thing (either yourself or your enemy) for every battle you win you will lose one. If you know neither you will lose every battle.

[@leu_2814]

So i guess the opponent did not read chat the whole time.

[@andeolevain]

I would be surprised if 100 rated players knew how to read move coordinates.

[@MeatBunFul]

They don't even read the chat to begin with

[@randombutspecific]

@@andeolevain yeah this challenge would have worked better with an opponent in the 800-1200 range

[@Fahimlol]

@@randombutspecific more like impossible

[@thomassaurus]

a lvl 249 might not have even known what those numbers meant

[@brianwang9017]

As a 400 elo person, reading those chess notations hurt my brain enough I probably won't even read it, and even if I do read it I cannot form a coherent strategy in a rapid game. So this challenge can also mean: My next move is predicted by opponent.

[@meliocurie1809]

I'm a 1200 rated and it still hurts my brain. That 200 guy probably didn't even see it

[@lololololol1342]

@@meliocurie1809 I am 1000 rated and I can read notations (note that I am dogshit at planning though, and only see blunders after I play them, like yes I see many ways I can lose material after I play a blunder, but I HAVE to play the blunder first which is pain)

[@meliocurie1809]

@@lololololol1342 for me if I play chess I play chess I don't look at the coordinates I even sometimes play with the queen and king on swap positions just because I can't remember which one goes where.

[@jjrulez1596]

@@lololololol1342 im like 500? Prob? I haven't really played against non bots, but same honestly, its like when you read 4tbsp in a recipe, put it in, and its 4tsp. Triple check in head "that doesn't blunder a piece, it doesn't open an attack on a piece, and it looks winning" *plays it* "oh, my queen is now being attacked by a bishop that wasn't there before my move, and its their turn"

[@lololololol1342]

@@jjrulez1596 oh my god this is so relatable

[@xwtek3505]

Great enemy felled indeed

[@ulrichbrodowsky5016]

I love how often Simp states that it's an easy challenge or an impossible one and then the game goes exactly the opposite

[@TRiDYuM0]

I want the music playing while searching for opponents to come back.

[@matheusGMN]

Chess simp: says the challenge is impossible Also chess simp: wins by checkmate

[@SonicHaXD]

The Giorno theme was completely deserved at the end XD

[@Breifcaseguy1]

Calling your shot has always been the best JoJo reference.

[@lewisirwin5363]

"My next move is Queen D5!" "Queen D5- HUH?!!!"

[@laizerwoolf]

You have to understand 250 will have a hard time reading your chess notation. You have to make it more clear. WHITE KNIGHT MOVE F3 SQUARE

[@XazyTheSentinel]

as a 250, i can confirm, i dont understand chess notation

[@GetOverHer3]

100 rated opponent: I wonder if those random numbers and letters have anything to do with the game

[@kingyodah5415]

Chess but you are a pendulum, meaning every time you move a piece forward the next move you must retreat it and only then you can move it forward again. Pawns obviously excluded.

[@duckymomo7935]

This challenge is impossible since you need pieces to go forward to win It was one thing you can’t retreat but another to force it so. Knights are also useless then

[@kingyodah5415]

@@duckymomo7935 This challenge is possible. You can retreat one square back and then move two forward. Also with knights where you retreat one rank down and move two ranks up. Besides, bishops, rooks and queen dont need to be right next to king.

[@gildedphoenix]

But what about the movements in the same rank? Like Rhd8?

[@kingyodah5415]

@@gildedphoenix The challenge was specified with forward/backward motions. Of course this can be an addition, when you move rook/queen to left, you must move it to right next time it moves and only then to left again.

[@DrZaius3141]

It probably takes a few moves before even an average opponent realizes, that you're telegraphing one move ahead, and even so: mindgames could be at play.

[@MrCheeze]

Or they can't read chess notation

[@DrZaius3141]

@@MrCheeze At that level, that's true, I was just trying to point out that even at 1500 or so, giving away your moves might not be a massive handicap.

[@abyzz1872]

@@DrZaius3141 Alone the fact that you could never safely capture with a pawn makes it borderline impossible to do that with anyone in the quadruple digits; not even regarding that someone in that range would indeed be capable of exploiting your calls

[@AdventZZZx]

1:00 “that blunders a pawn” am I missing something? If the knight takes the pawn then the other pawn kills his knight for free.

[@adowens0004]

Not for free. Continue that line. QH5+

[@stixy3600]

its a known line, look up Damiano Defense

[@GabrielDias-ek3jo]

If the pawn take, it's a forced checkmate

[@DavidSartor0]

Thanks for asking this. It's good to notice when you're confused.

[@junova7503]

Sorry, I'm not quite getting it. After pawn takes horse on e5, queen to h5 has check but what's to keep black from just pawn to g6 to block the check and force the Queen back?

[@Chisito23]

Alternative title: 100 rated chess but you roleplay as Joseph Jostar

[@Korudo1322]

"Hah, noob" the poor 200 😔

[@keeparguing611]

man its always so satisfying to hear the tts explaining the sequence of checkmate while doing it

[@oscarma8370]

Simp: I want a shorter game Also Simp: 4 minutes video then 😅 I guess that guy just do not read chat Bless you Simp

[@sorryeverafter523]

Probably his opponent was unfamiliar with an algebraic notation or he was not able to see those move on chessboard fast enough.

[@idonnow2]

real OGs remember when it was called "i feel like a real 100 rated"

[@Krixwell]

He already used that title a week ago though

[@wynoglia]

Best part starts at 3:25. The cadence and pacing is chef's kiss

[@skamichh]

chess, but you can leave your half board only once

[@Haze01Smash]

Chess, but the first piece the opponent blunders is immortal. If that's not challenging enough, add: the first pawn the opponent blunders is also immortal.

[@artek0050]

Oooh this is a good one

[@huxleyleigh4856]

This is the chess anime we need. Suprise out of nowhere someone declares they know a mate in 7 and just completely describes how they have already one the game

[@michaelmateo734]

He’s probably like: “I have no time for your riddles.”

[@theezenith]

This is awesome! Joined the discord server just to share this idea. Enjoyed the video a lot! I was sure your opponent wouldn't really understand notation hahaha

[@friendly_sitie]

great video, get well soon!

[@ataberkdedemen9802]

Think it like this: you are fighting agaibst an opponent with future sight.

[@nintendofan1750]

This one was just straight impressive

[@hikaritsumi2123]

Seeing this again is kind of nostalgic since this video make me subscribe.

[@phillipotey9736]

This is on another level.

[@yankochoynev652]

The other guy probably wasn't looking at chat or didn't understand chess notation.

[@dragonrider59]

Honestly amazing

[@Lizarius]

Hope ya feel better!

[@dimitrikemitsky]

His opponent, "haha, funny lines, magic man."

[@raffimolero64]

The stars have aligned.

[@flyingpenguin5139]

Best one yet

[@samuels1123]

Basically, you're forced to think only one step ahead

[@Zorgdub]

This is so big-brained, I have no words.

[@icedo1013]

I gotta give it to you, the juxtaposition of your obvious chess prowess next to a painfully amateur opponent base is such a fun and funny take on chess. A+ once again Chess Simp!

[@alex_316]

This is amazing

[@cubicinfinity2]

At first I thought this meant in stream chat to keep you honest, but no. This is chat to your opponent.

[@raslojna5024]

when he said he was sick i was like oh its short video to not hurt his voice then i realised

[@weetabixharry]

I knew he was feeling sick. I could hear it in his text-to-speech.

[@incoralium9211]

May you recover well 🙏

[@Catalysten]

Hope you feel well soon!

[@meisstupid1831]

Chess but when you take a piece or a pawn, that piece can't move

[@wiczus6102]

At the beggining I thought that giving your opponent the informations will be the main problem here, then I realised something.

[@anoins716]

Chess, but all your captures are recaptures

[@avichy_madker8218]

How you saw in game the checkmate in 7? Pro alert

[@smalin]

What I didn't understand at first was that you're committed to your next move, but you haven't revealed it to your opponent. What I still don't know is whether your opponent knows that you're playing according to this rule. If so, I'd like to hear the opponent's internal dialogue.

[@bloodwrage]

Hope you feel better

[@drdca8263]

Maybe in the case where a move might become impossible, could have instead of just not having the move as an option, listing, “(the move) or, if that isn’t an option (alternative move)”?

[@Mernom]

This is basically constant pre-moving.

[@snap-off5383]

Or in other words: Chess but you look at the board from one move ago.

[@asdfghyter]

the mate in seven was surprisingly easy to see, since every move was forced or mate in one!

[@hikaritsumi2123]

This does remind me of pokemon video where he tell opponent every move he's going to make, and even warn him to switch to another Pokémon.

[@JEFFISWEE]

Legend

[@justapassingguy83]

It's like playing agenst yourself but you hit yourself with a baseball bat each turn

[@pankobro4536]

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make them drink

[@some_guy_8923]

GREAT ENEMY FELLED

[@TheDanibits]

At a rating that low the opponent probably couldn't even read notation.

[@marcoasturias8520]

Imagine starting a game and your opponent greets you with "mate in 13". I'd resign to prove him wrong

[@iczyg]

It is likely opponent didn't read or at this elo, doesn't understand notation. Still, a very difficult win, so very nice

[@DrakealNetwork]

Saying what you're doing can get into people heads

[@lonelyPorterCH]

And he still won^^

[@kallocarina8879]

"I normally don't take impossible challenges" *wins*

[@the-beggar]

I like your funny words magic man -100 rated opponent probably

[@sharpieman2035]

The only real way to do this would be to make sure the opponent understands it and play them a couple times so they can trust you’re going to do it

[@mattjohnson1545]

So cool! 🤣

[@obamagaming6332]

“GREAT ENEMY FELLED”

[@choiie]

"Ha! Noob" gets me evrytime

[@virginiaproductions652]

"That blunders a pawn" The other pawn defending it on f6:

[@_dxmi3592]

this is called the damiano gambit. The pawn on e5 isn't actually protected because after Nxe5 fxe5 Qh5+ wins for black

[@lalc__]

I think maybe the guy just wasn't looking at the chat

[@WolfHaseo914]

this is how i taught myself this incredibly challenging game

[@JamieB.B.B.]

This is the only channel where the text to voice doesn't annoy me. Side note- When I was a kid the hardest thing about chess was knowing the way the pieces moved. Well I learned that and now its 5x harder to do everything else lol

[@hrothgardevaitos8330]

To be fair, I just got on that site, and this video is the first I've heard that their's even a chat function.

[@EpicVoiceShitposting]

How did moving the pawn to f6 blunder the other pawn?

[@IlluviumGaming]

Because black is losing if he takes the knight with the pawn. After fxe5 Qh5+, black can either play Ke2 and get mated in one to Qxe5#, or block with g7. If you block with g7, after Qxe5+, you win the rook on h8. In fact, black's best try after Nxe5 is Qe7, now threatening fxe5 (it works now since e5 is defended), after Nf3 black's best move is d5 (a ridiculous looking move imo, black is clearly worse if that's the engine's best move) because if you take back with Qxe4, white simply plays Be2 and safely develops, with 2 developed minor pieces and ready to castle vs a misplaced queen in white's territory lined up with black's king and a weak king from f6. It's not an immediate material advantage if black plays the best moves but it's a decisive advantage for white, making f6 definitely worthy of being labeled a blunder.

[@ThereIsNoSpoon678]

Guy on the other side must think you’re some kind of oracle or something.

[@forgottenplayer7286]

then imagine both players doing it...

[@rominkivela9351]

this reminds me of when i was in 1st or 2nd grade, when i was actually good at chess (at least good enough to get 5th in the tournament involving a few schools in the suburbs of chicago), when an old friend of my dad was visiting. i effectively beat him while explaining my every move, and the only reason i won is because even now, he understands nothing about chess. i miss being good at chess, and i honestly could have done better to keep up my chess skill. had a great coach at my elementary school there too, he was like an IM or whatever.

[@smackastan5697]

Very creative

[@glenrobertsroberts6469]

wow that was crazy

[@Keylan36]

Chess but if any pawn dies, the video ends

[@LerilayRelyable]

Your opponent lost opportunity to make a JoJo reference. "Your next move will be *insert move you wrote last*"

[@MsBombastik]

well done

[@brightknot9758]

I absolutely wouldve taken full advantage of this

[@squidsword0]

this is literally the equivalent of premoving the entire game

[@LoghanMunderstan-lc2bv]

Chess but you have to play against real competition

[@davidmoore1253]

I got recommended this and I thought it would be two players both playing to the rule. Still pretty cool though.

[@jercki72]

wow that was impressive