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[@WhatsThePointPicture]

I personally think that it was fair game to break the mate threat after he missed it the first time, otherwise you just get locked in a space and it makes the challenge very repetitive.

[@52flyingbicycles]

Yeah if he finds a forced mate once he has to actively keep trying to get checkmated. It’s like stockfish but you always play the worst possible move

[@T3n50r]

Spoken like a true coward

[@louisjagger2177]

Simp just didn't want to be checkmated more than he wanted to complete his video. Which is dishonourable, but fair

[@tsalVlog]

Nah, he was pushing someone who was making what looked like an obvious trap into springing it. Much honor in that.

[@proudbirther1998]

I use the phrase VERY AGGRESSIVE many times throughout my day when dealing with people or traffic and laugh!

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

Well at least it's going to be something that people aren't going to recognize. I kept running into this guy who would quote that pitch meeting guy at every turn, and he'd constantly be saying "super easy, barely an inconvenience" or "X is TIGHT".

[@tedros6917]

I also say 'that blunders' a lot when I make a mistake. For example, if you fail to study for an important exam, instead of cursing yourself out, consider saying 'that blunders *my entire future* '

[@proudbirther1998]

@@tedros6917 Very Funny!! We share the same type of Humor!!

[@AlissahKat]

@@tedros6917 When you accidentally forget your girlfriend's birthday. "That blunders a woman"

[@RoundShades]

Wow. Very aggressive. Counter with d3

[@ur_daarling1539]

This proves that it Takes skill to blunder mate in 1

[@ryanjuarez9428]

That makes you a fool for ending your own video

[@kingyodah5415]

Chess but your opponent's king is a black hole. Meaning if any of your pieces get too near (2 squares or less) they "disappear" (you have to blunder them so that they can be easily captured, by king or other opponent piece).

[@mordret103]

Or maybe pieces have to always move into the direction of the enemy king and can't move away from it Edit: So their distance to the enemy king should never become higher, they can move behind it and back as long as their distance never increases

[@hassanalihusseini1717]

@@mordret103 But you could add "Hawking Radiation" to the challenge. In every 5th move pieces can retreat. (or any other number)

[@kingyodah5415]

@@hassanalihusseini1717 :D

[@haveaniceday3128]

I saw that “mistake” in Nf5 but I thought that you could keep going since you already “blundered” that checkmate twice

[@xillinx7363]

Please just for one time play with your own level it would be really cool!

[@matt92hun]

Isn't that his videos without commentary?

[@miniflint2423]

@@matt92hun link pls

[@divinesleeper]

wdym? He is playing his own level.

[@matt92hun]

@@divinesleeper Oh, the ones I checked were around 200.

[@user-uy5to1xh8y]

He's probably 900 and scared to show it

[@codetaku]

I actually noticed the escape for the king before he pointed it out himself (and before the opponent made a move). This is the smartest I've ever felt while watching this channel??

[@warmike]

"I will not retreat my king" 30 seconds later: retreats king

[@Balmung60]

I mean, he didn't retreat it behind the 6 rank.

[@LuciaRose]

Such a fool for ending their own video

[@jimraynor6159]

I love this. Opponent: Aggressive Move. Simp: ... ... ... very aggressive. ...

[@viktorprypoten5233]

I disagree with the interpretation- you blundered THAT checkmate twice, I feel it's fair to avoid it after blundering a checkmate (much like in blundering a piece video)

[@Orion_Is_Me]

You actually missed 4 checkmate blunders: 3. ...e5 would have blundered mate in 3 (4.Qxf7+ Kd6 5.Qd5+ Ke7 6.Qxe5#) 6. ...e5 would have blundered mate in 4 (7.Qf3+ Kg6 8.Bxf7+ Kg5 9.d3+ Kh4 10.g3#) 7. ...e5 would have blundered mate in 6 (8.Qf3+ Ke7 9. Qxf7+ Kd6 10.Rd3+ Nd4 11.Rxd4+ exd4 12.Qd5+ Ke7 13.Qe5#) And then on the 11th move you had various moves that blundered Qg5# mate in one

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

This is why I think his making the original statement of the challenge more severe by making it checkmate in any number of moves instead of 1, really doesn't make any sense at all. You need to keep it as checkmate in 1, because you're always SOME number of moves away from being checkmated if you are forced to make a sequence of blunders of ANY length. Like that futurama joke where the 2 robots are playing chess and the one with white says to the other at the start of the game "checkmate in 147!" If you're forced to blunder ANY number of moves, you're not going to have any freedom of choice to play the game at all, you're just going to be forced to do stupid things until you lose.

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

And even if the intent is ONE move to get into a position where checkmate is unavoidable, rather than a series of n specific moves to get into a checkmate, you're still going to have no freedom of choice on the first one, and then you'll have no freedom of choice on the next one, and the next and the next, so as soon as any checkmate exists no matter how obscure, without even knowing what it is, you would be required to blindly follow the path into it.

[@gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683]

The problem with a challenge like this is you really need to cheat with an engine to succeed here.

[@Cowtymsmiesznego]

@@medexamtoolsdotcom But he's not forced to make a sequence of blunders of any length. He's only forced to walk into unavoidable checkmates. But yeah, as soon as he is forced to walk into a forced mate, he has to stay in the forced mate unless the opponents "lifts" it. And even then, it will likely be possible to walk right back into it. I think the main thing that makes this hard is the hyper-bongcloud. Otherwise I think he *should* be able to play ultra-safe where he never has a possibility to walk into checkmate - and then he can just simply play strong moves and win.

[@fangzhang9376]

@@Cowtymsmiesznego Well, the problem is that any losing position be definition has a forced mate by the opponent. I guess the definition is a little blurry here since there may be some "losing" positions that can be drawn with very accurate defence, but in general, if you blunder a whole queen, your opponent probably has a forced mate after taking it. And can you play safe enough that you never have the chance to make a game-losing blunder at all?

[@weetabixharry]

1. e4 f5 is forced mate in 173. Mission. Failed.

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

What are you talking about, it's only 147.

[@dustlass]

Here's a fun one I thought of based on a blitz game I managed to do it in by accident. The pieces to the left of the king are nobles and they refuse to do anything or let the pawns in front of them do anything.

[@blueqion9488]

Chess but if you can put your opponent in check you have to

[@00001Htheprogrammer]

Chess Simp: Ok i'll play... Stockfish: Mate in 4503 Simp: .......

[@murraymckechnie2086]

You're a fool for ending your own video.

[@anoins716]

All your pieces (and your king) have to move like a pawn till they promote to themselves.

[@zmoki3590]

Best video as a Birthday present! Thank you for your awesome content. Makes me feel better as a 1200

[@mintjuan]

Second time Simp's own action ends his video. ( Simp provoked his opponent to make a bad move doesn't count, not stockfish either.) In case you don't know, the first one is "If my opponent can't check my King, the video ends."

[@danilzashikhin3591]

Actually at least fourth The video where he mated his opponent with pawns but didnt show it to us And some video where he pushes his piece to the G file breaking the mission rules

[@kephir]

which makes him a fool for ending his own video

[@1MarmadukeFan]

Chinese Fire Drill Chess. 100 Chess but you have to move each of your knights and each of your rooks to the starting position of the corresponding rook and knight.

[@fruitygranulizer540]

bro just kept making it harder for himself lmao

[@radosawmichapiwko7141]

>Has to blunder any mate. >Didnt start with f6

[@z3ro890]

Chess but the objective is to get the most amount of pawns in a single file as possible

[@djoimaj]

Chess but If simp isn't having fun the video ends

[@dimosbachlas8203]

Chess but you have to checkmate with 3 bishops and your king only

[@et6910]

Imagine it's actually Hikaru or Magnesium Chloride behind this computer generated voice

[@h3lblad3]

It appears to be a Vietnamese person.

[@Sazid-Shahriyar-Roop]

Didn't know that a salt can be behind this computer generated voice

[@AshtonScripts]

Chess but you have to checkmate or be checkmated with 5 checks

[@blatantslander]

1:07 Well huh, I thought pushing the pawn here was forced

[@PauxloE]

I understood the challenge as "when you have a checkmate in 1 (i.e. you checkmating the opponent), you need to not use it". (Which likely means you'll have to win on time or by the opponent resigning.)

[@brentriggs57]

Yeah me too

[@kingcrimson4133]

"To blunder a mate" is a phrase that always means "to make a blunder that leads to you being mated". He interpreted it correctly.

[@eclipseeffigy]

Intro: if I can blunder any mate, I have to Move 1: I won't play e5 -> Ke7 because it blunders mate 🤔🤔🤔

[@loganmartin4435]

kd6 ends the video, playing e5 instead blunders mate in 1

[@vanfiephy843]

that blunders a video

[@abysmaltophat]

At 1:05, he could have blundered his king by playing e4

[@erikk17]

Queen is another king. Y can move it only by one square and if eliminated y lose

[@Healion123]

1:48 Chess Simp making bars out of explaining a checkmate in 6

[@iquitthischannel12391]

Scholar mate

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

2:30 - Jeez, I'm not a great chess player, but I saw that mate in one without CS pointing it out.

[@DK8BLUES]

Chess but you have to get a 6 in a row diagonal pawn chain

[@kicka8604]

chess but you have to replace all your captured pieces with promoted pawns

[@peterscheringer2328]

Chess but your king is simp and always has to be 1 square away from the queen, if your queen dies your king commits suiucide. Also your king gave the order to capture the enemy queen. She can only be taken when shes in your territory(your starting ranks).

[@n0br.a1n]

Lmao I saw that even before you mentioned it

[@rachelwalmart]

chess simp be like: "there is a checkmate in 77, if you're interested pause the video to find it."

[@JackManic1984]

Hey sometimes it's hard to remember all the handicaps you give yourself!

[@Faldom]

Very aggressive

[@AshtonScripts]

guess that *makes you a fool*

[@therealveridicalyt497]

I was thinking about this and thought it would be too hard

[@nomirrors3552]

Literally crying. OMG...

[@batrongordeg]

Its still mate in the end

[@Floydknight]

1:48 trust me, they will never see this

[@TheWarmestWaffle]

How long until we can see in the book openings guide in the top right: French defence, hyper bongcloud variation

[@rubenreyes2258]

Chess but you have to open with chessle (extreme Mode) moves (only your color moves) no matters what your opponent plays

[@egiatchess4589]

Chess but if you can blunder a piece (not pawn) you have to

[@armageddonbunny3222]

I felt like I was getting an aneurysm at 1:45 lmao

[@LoudWaffle]

Oh, I read the challenge as YOU have to blunder m1s on your opponent, and I was confused about how you'd ever win since that ultimately means you can never checkmate him. This makes sense.

[@juliankim1626]

He ended his own video AND he said “what the fu-“???? Impossibleenfjejebjdbdje

[@Baehry]

You failed on the first move, you could have blundered Qa5 checkmate in one, you just had to move the f pawn

[@user-xh3oo5qe9e]

Maybe blundering a queen at some time leads to forced mate in 36? It is not easy to see whether there is a forced mate or you can avoid losing.

[@ombaaa]

this makes you a fool for ending your own video

[@calebgriffin4214]

You need to play Baka Mitai in place of Giorno’s theme at the end when you end your own video, because you have been a fool for ending your own video.

[@robbe8625]

0:28 pawn f6

[@Rieper47]

A fool for ending your own video!

[@sergeykostrov7948]

I think video should have ended on move 3. Pretty sure e5 blundered some checkmate

[@Haze01Smash]

Chess, but the first piece your opponent blunders is immortal. If that's too easy, add: the first pawn your opponent blunders is also immortal.

[@not-8909]

Bro you didn’t see the mate in 150 in the middle of the game!!

[@bane8805]

you couldve blundered into mate in 3 at 1:06 with e5

[@Thikron]

What about 3 ... e5. which blunders mate in 3 after 4. Qxf7+ Kd6 5. Qd5+ Ke7 6. Qxe5# ?

[@hitihautriponel419]

Nf5!!

[@kimarimoi]

Taking the challenge literally, I feel like it means you have to lose the game on purpose.

[@LOMenias]

E5 move 3 is mate in 1

[@ghussghuss837]

at 1:10 wouldn't moving the pawn to e5 blunder mate with: qxf7 kd6 qd5 ke7 qxe5

[@ohat3062]

Yes, but hyperbongcloud is also forced

[@bluelinkteejet1529]

Chess but if a pice/pawn dies you must avoid that space also dude how did you get so good at chess

[@pianotm]

To be fair, you blundered the mate. There was nothing in the challenge that said you couldn't move away from the mate after blundering if you had the opening, and once he went on the attack, nothing was stopping you from blundering again. It's on him for not taking the open invitation.

[@comicsansseraphim4934]

Nf5 blunders not blundering.

[@Idisagreethisisnotanon]

But if the rook moved to e3 it’s a checkmate in 2…

[@jenaf3760]

noooooooooo anything but this

[@kooshkooshyunger1438]

100 rated chess, but you have to actually play like a 100 rated player.

[@jacksonwagner5963]

Isn't pawn f6 move 1 blundring mate in 1 as well?

[@kshfj4898]

So you make yourself a fool for ending your own video

[@vasilis23456]

You technically shouldn't have ended the video because you already blundered the checkmate, after that you don't have to keep blundering the same checkmate.

[@harshitrawat811]

1:50 The king be like slide to the left slide to the right

[@betty123ism]

I dunno. I was thinking that since you blundered that mate once, you didn't have to keep blundering it.

[@FuzzyJeffTheory]

You missed 1. …f6 2 …g5 which blunders reverse scholars mate, 3. Qh5#

[@roku-toiletpapersquad8664]

I dont get the challenge

[@-minushyphen1two379]

If Chess Simp can make a move which allows his opponent to give forced checkmate, Simp must do it

[@alittar8062]

Challenge failed at move 3: e5 blunders mate in 1, and is therefore forced.

[@Fertog1]

Not mate in 1, but mate in 3 so it would end the video anyway

[@teambellavsteamalice]

If you have to blunder any checkmate, don't you have to play the worst move constantly?

[@calebliggins1919]

I’m kinda new to chess, so can anyone tell me if an bishop can move infinitely even around corners to grab other piece?

[@prim16]

A bishop can only move diagonally, in one direction. It can move as far or short as it would like, so long as a piece is not obstructing it. It cannot bounce off of walls or corners... unless it hits the edge of the board, and on the *following* turn, changes direction. Hope I answered your question, lemme know if you're still confused

[@lucestrasz2312]

Chess, but you have to stay on your half of the board. Bonus: Any opposing piece that crosses into your half must be dealt with extreme prejudice.

[@greenkitty1]

you cannot leave your side yet if they enter your side you must be very aggressive

[@YUDHISHS]

i challenge you to not move your queen rook and knight and still win against me .

[@Ateafe]

It was still mate, just not mate in 1. (Not breaking any rules)

[@user-ro9md9wp3j]

Others have already commented this but I also want to point out... 3. e5 is forced as it allows mate in 3

[@mauijttewaal]

Shit happens

[@Imthisman]

You failed the original challenge at 1:20, when you could blunder mate in 1 by moving the pawn instead of the king

[@eccomi21]

It doesn't help that I don't understand shit about chess but I really did not understand this challenge

[@lonelyPorterCH]

What the heck is a hyperbong cloud?^^

[@brainha5747]

3:20 couldn't you have moved the horsey to c2? Or would that be against the checkmating rule of this challenge?

[@phillipotey9736]

What about g6 when you were going to blunder?

[@drakkion9138]

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