Rooting for nfl teams is like rooting for McDonald’s vs Burger King
@jaketheassholeАй бұрын
Burger King gonna win for sure bruh!
@ShepherdofFire151Ай бұрын
@@jaketheasshole Idk man, Taco Bell is looking like a wildcard favorite.
@generational.heR0Ай бұрын
More like little caesars vs Pizza Hut with how many commercials there are
@shocktrauma85Ай бұрын
People have favorite wrestlers in spite of it being fixed. I'm still gonna enjoy the show and watch my hometown Ravens. I just enjoy my fixed phony football. I think steel chairs should be part of it lol.
@Gcool0135Ай бұрын
@@jaketheasshole impossible whopper all the way 🙌
@peterc.4143Ай бұрын
Tom Grossi watches NFL games on Sunday with his wife’s boyfriend
@OldWorldAscensionАй бұрын
Both are guys.
@dwayneneal3342Ай бұрын
Lol he really looks like it
@shocktrauma85Ай бұрын
Damn dude did you do a famous Barry McCockiner quote about Grossi? Lol nice.
@iandecuir9366Ай бұрын
Did Tom Grossi copy off of this? I literally just seen he uploaded the same type of video 😂
@ZachariaSnitchenАй бұрын
This is COMEDY gold!!! 😆 🤣 😂
@liberatethegodseeds2001Ай бұрын
Nothing more ridiculous then a fanboy giving themselves self importance by including themselves in fake victories 🤣
@shocktrauma85Ай бұрын
Yes using the word we to talk about your favorite team is really weird. You didn't get up and play phony football today or participate in phony scouting.
@joshuafichtelman2605Ай бұрын
Lions 52 Jaguars 6 🤔
@MrChrisRPАй бұрын
Thinking about it even more: Do they often ever even say, "We lost last game." or similar? Nah - they're all like, "They lost last game. I hope we win the next game." lol
@liberatethegodseeds2001Ай бұрын
@@MrChrisRPYes .. they only include themselves when the teams win, and when the losses arrive they isolate the team away from themselves. Same goes for the notion of rigging, they only consider it when their teams lose.. they say these things when it’s convenient for them lol, acting like children.
@liberatethegodseeds2001Ай бұрын
@@joshuafichtelman2605I’m preparing for a Lions meltdown in the playoffs, they’ve been glazed by the NFL and covering spreads like crazy.
@captaintruth1055Ай бұрын
Richie from Boston impression on point
@symbologeeАй бұрын
RFB isn’t a Pats fan. Wilfork admitted to him that it’s rigged.
@jvm30Ай бұрын
Dude there were SO MANY Fake phony rigoroni bologna on the Bills game 😂
@kjmalone17Ай бұрын
Allen broke OJ’s rushing TD record in the game they go into their bye week and play OJ’s niners out of the bye.. rigaroni
@djanderson6531Ай бұрын
@@jvm30 Yep! Especially Bolton timing it so he couldn’t tackle Allen. Then he just pushed him.
@AndrewL718Ай бұрын
He did cowboys fans the dirtiest 🤣 lmao
@ZachariaSnitchenАй бұрын
Rams reaction is HILARIOUS!!!
@drgvegas3557Ай бұрын
The NFL was especially fixed these last 2 weeks. Jake, you step over the line . Don't stop.
@scott783Ай бұрын
It’s been fixed every week. You are just getting better at spotting it.
@IAmAHeaterАй бұрын
Tom Grossi is rolling over in his bed right now.
@adamsmith583Ай бұрын
Dudes a tool
@scott783Ай бұрын
oh that tom grossi pelosi is a clown
@YungM0nęy1Ай бұрын
yeah but this shit is actually comical, all grossi does is the same shit over and over again
@smileydelarosa825Ай бұрын
@YungM0nęy1 the irony in this sentence is insane 😂😂 If you look at this guy's video discography they are all basically the same thing saying the NFL is scripted or fake over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again 😂
@rickburton604918 күн бұрын
her bed!
@deleteduser121Ай бұрын
Every NFL apologist channel ever. This is great. Cheap content that made them millionaires
@IlluminovaNibiruАй бұрын
Raiders voice , rotflol 😂
@hwy6163Ай бұрын
The look on Mahomes face is priceless. He’s not too happy about being told to lose.
@adamfrank1182Ай бұрын
Dude likes winning, have you seen his high school video? He is always about championships
@hwy6163Ай бұрын
@ I wonder what the penalty is for a player to just lay it all out ? Do you think they are threatened? It’s just way too obvious this season.
@adamfrank1182Ай бұрын
@@hwy6163 It depends, either threaten or gets paid a bonuses to throw games away.
@SacramentoLynnieАй бұрын
I'm a doordasher... And I like waking people up.... And I say did you know football scripted? There's a guy on KZbin who has a 80,000 subscriber and it keeps growing and around 600 comments every time he's on, which is every couple of days... His name is Jake the a** **** ... They're like oh I'll look into it, I'm like yeah that's okay... He slows it down and he also if he misses a play and the people in the comments say hey you missed a place he'll look at it until you guys all thanks for showing me that... And then they say oh he's like a team player and I'm like yeah... And then I hook another one! And hopefully they wake up about the reality of this world besides football but hey we got to start somewhere ...everything scripted basically... I'm new to the channel, 2 months in! Thank you!
@rytoniowendolini2793Ай бұрын
That's a helluva lot to cover for the short time of dropping food off at a door. Don't people want to eat their food when its hot/warm instead of listening to your take on football being fake?
@smileydelarosa825Ай бұрын
Just put the fries in the bag lil bro
@jaykasloАй бұрын
Hahaaaaa only a few minutes in… this is hilarious, and SPOT ON *accurate*. Well-done Jake! 🤪
@markwildt5728Ай бұрын
"WE!"
@SaixjacketАй бұрын
Was gonna comment this 😂
@JRJStacksАй бұрын
MY 😅😅😅
@rjg7112Ай бұрын
Only thing missing here is the reaction of a member of the ‘72 dolphins to the last undefeated team of 2024 losing, Travis Swift and the Chefs. Plus, the reaction of a former Dolphins fan boy turned truther.
@rickburton604918 күн бұрын
Travis Swift, Noice!!
@IlluminovaNibiruАй бұрын
Those voices are insane, lol 😂
@jasonstorm-wm2vdАй бұрын
Love the hillbilly accent for the Bears fans (saying this as a Bears fan). Not close to a Chicago accent but somehow fitting.
@jaketheassholeАй бұрын
@@jasonstorm-wm2vd haha yeah I just did all these in one take and I was trying to hurry up and get through all 32 teams.
@LUX711Ай бұрын
8:24 this raiders fan impression is on point 🤣😂 absolute gold 🙏🏼
@T215man79Ай бұрын
Steelers and Ravens have the black voices HA HA
@rickburton604918 күн бұрын
Don't forget the raiders, best gang fashion ever!!!
@antoniomims2528Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jake you deserve a Grammy for this one
@neveragain2018Ай бұрын
This was very creative, accurate and hilarious....amazing job Jake...
@hurricanewave212Ай бұрын
Your impersonations of fans, are spot on. You are more talented than you know. I love your impersonations. Bro
@jaketheassholeАй бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@MisledDanАй бұрын
Oh, the irony, the Lions are made out to be so awesome... 16 years after 0-16???
@rytoniowendolini2793Ай бұрын
They're the NEW "greatest show on Turf" like the old Rams if you ask me.
@IlluminovaNibiruАй бұрын
Jake > Tom Gross 🤮
@lonniej.601Ай бұрын
You Nailed this video my friend, absolutely well done, thank you
@ShepherdofFire151Ай бұрын
Lmao, Jake I'm from Baltimore and can confirm that people are definitely saying it's rigged. I may have helped them open their eyes to it clockwork orange style,,,, but they're starting to see it. Even a Steelers fan said it looked phony!!
@adamfrank1182Ай бұрын
Trust me, they won’t wake up. The normies are still stupid
@gr81_gr81Ай бұрын
steeler fans will be the last to figure it out unfortunately
@FrederickCumminsАй бұрын
Teams w the most passionate fans ?... I remember when my team's good play would assist w depression e.g. "well, at least the Raiders won, !" Itz been decades since it, winning while looking good, It was, still is important. So, looks like karma owed me some payback and got me good when it allowed me to 'see behind the veil'... Though i no longer am able to to get dopamine lift from the play of fav team, I can still enjoy the game for what it is ... For a short time, the game was dead to me..Thought, "the fuks, stupid shits tearing down their game." Its a sport that needs integrity to thrive. The markets that benefit need to suck a tit that don't lie. Stay tuned. The narrative is now Than Ever... Im interested in watching how the theory of 'fixed' plays itself out in reality. The players have to cope w the🎉 in good times and imagine being asked(?) to compromise. (i imagine its coded...use imagination...i use it best when enjoying myself. As a guy who enjoys sports, the underlying drama w the covert actions sometimes quickly changing to in me face fukin' obvious. Freestyle Theater.* All over the world. Seems that it probably has been like this all along. Some of us are asking, privately to ourselves, especially when we were virginal thinkers, "Am I crazy ? evolving into "Oh man ! Y such talentless acting ?"to complaining vigorously when the acting and *scripted continuity are out of sync "You gotta be kidfibbing*, cut the B.S." Its an artistic work in progress.. so take a deep breath: there ... Ok, a bit craezee, i am, but its a function that "shock put flite & fite, took a step n back to watch. Fascinates me that there are no conspirators in this version #100¹⁰, Its a waste of energetic pursuit. Thanx Jake. You vreaking tha ice m-a-n. Gonna finish writin dis..
@kane7656Ай бұрын
The irony is i was a Ravens fan and I realized it was scripted at SB 47. It was just too over dramatic to be real so I think it's funny when I see the "Oh it's because your team loss" lol I mean I realized that when my favorite team won the Super Bowl. Nothing against scripted entertainment, I love wrestling but the difference is wrestling admit to be a show, the NFL pretend to be real.
@ShepherdofFire151Ай бұрын
@kane7656 exactly!!!!!!
@timothyjozeftattoo1541Ай бұрын
Can we talk about that missed tackle by 69 on the chiefs
@stevonylАй бұрын
Tom Grossi segment was hilarious 🤣
@scott783Ай бұрын
Ed Mylett talks about this in some of his videos: Men wearing other men's jerseys on their backs and men referring to their team they like," yeah, we got em today" when they win as if the fan boy is on the team and participated in the victory!
@rytoniowendolini2793Ай бұрын
That's been around a long time. I was the first person on the net to write about that way way back.
@scott783Ай бұрын
@@rytoniowendolini2793 yeah, sure you were, hayseed! And I know Ed said that a while ago. Get a life!
@scott783Ай бұрын
@@rytoniowendolini2793 yeah, sure you were, hayseed! And I know Ed said that a while ago. Get a life!
@scott783Ай бұрын
@@rytoniowendolini2793 yeah, sure you were, hayseed! And I know Ed said that a while ago. Get a clue
@rytoniowendolini2793Ай бұрын
@@scott783 No, but you're right.....right? Only people who are "known" and have a "channel" could ever be relevant and create something that other people steal or use? Sure thing chump!
@scott783Ай бұрын
The patriots is hilarious and spot on. I went into a Ralph’s on Saturday, and the first thing the security guard does is starting taking about Tom Shady
@tomatoisnotafruit5670Ай бұрын
Patriots fans will be talking about Tom Shady for the next 40 years while their team remains in mediocrity, now they get to watch the exact same "dynasty" except it's a different team now and a new golden boy who will break all Tom Shady's records and after that the Chiefs will be in the same spot as the Patriots.
@scott783Ай бұрын
@@tomatoisnotafruit5670Oh , yeah big time, I grew up on the east coast and its depressing in the winter. Football is all they have there. I had to go in and hammer this guy. I told him Shady was the greatest "scripted" quarterback of all time, and that marino and rogers and others if you watch closely actually throw a better pass than he does and some are better athletes. And he didnt like it, and i dont care.
@symbologeeАй бұрын
@@tomatoisnotafruit5670Chefs without Kermit = same loser franchise as before.
@DesertEagle530Ай бұрын
@@symbologeeyou know what’s crazy? Even mahommes voice is scripted. There are a few videos where he breaks character and his voice is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
@chasekasperАй бұрын
The gay Vikings fan impression almost sent me into cardiac arrest, that was hilarious .
@johnnax3475Ай бұрын
Brilliant & Talented Work Jake!
@ConstitutionalRepublic00Ай бұрын
The only reason why I know anything happening in the NFL today, is due to you. Damn you, Jake, damn you. *Keep up the great work 😀
@WWJDCommunicationsАй бұрын
Wow. You are spot on with so many of these! That last cowboys bit was hilarious
@jaketheassholeАй бұрын
Glad you like them!
@matthewkoveleski9131Ай бұрын
Tom grossi has been pretty quiet since this dropped.
@jaketheassholeАй бұрын
You mean he shut his mouth for a few minutes? wow consider me shocked!
@tytar2132Ай бұрын
@@jaketheassholehe is shivering his timbers
@OldWorldAscensionАй бұрын
Probably trying to get this video taken down before it hits 20k views. This video is corrosive to the NFL scam.
@rickburton604918 күн бұрын
SHE SHOULD BE QUIET!!!
@rytoniowendolini2793Ай бұрын
I glad Richie from Boston would show up to support his Pats! LOL
@OldWorldAscensionАй бұрын
This video is the very reason they disallowed video responses on KZbin. Grossi would lose all his subscribers.
@jonn443Ай бұрын
Freedom of speech is being 💩 on by KZbin.
@FrederickCumminsАй бұрын
Yeah... Its getting past the point of irritating. Thanks for validating😮😮 😂😂😂
@docdoc4129Ай бұрын
That face it ended on was faf 😂
@matthewfoor4487Ай бұрын
I just listened to this video while I was eating dinner. LMFAO. Thanks for the laughs Jake!!
@jaketheassholeАй бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@jeremys5904Ай бұрын
Accurate AF
@dustinschweser1204Ай бұрын
Awesome Jake💯 Only you can pull this off…..Genius 😂 I got to be honest, this was hilarious and I could watch this every week
@jaketheassholeАй бұрын
Thank you!
@IlluminovaNibiruАй бұрын
7:02 They are Us! Lol 😂
@Kvino91Ай бұрын
Funniest shit ever!! 😂😂 Oh, and I'm from Dallas and i can say that cowboy reaction is spot on
@awes0m-oАй бұрын
Lmao I love the fanboys saying we or us while sitting front of the tv eating box of french fries
@errant-life-4meАй бұрын
The Ravens & Steelers got me 🤣 Lmao 😂😂😂😂
@scottvassiliou6446Ай бұрын
Great content, Jake !!
@holdensmith4986Ай бұрын
this is funny great work keep it up😁👍
@Noah10767Ай бұрын
This was well done! Also first time KZbin didn't send me the notification for your video, no surprise it's on this one
@andyevenson6915Ай бұрын
Your Packer fan reaction was awesome...And spot on with the cheesehead accent!..Back of the bus, Tom Grossi.
@djanderson6531Ай бұрын
Bolton's fake tackle on Josh Allen was the best. The Bengals' fake comeback against the Chargers was a hoot, too.
@ThomasCollier-rs9yzАй бұрын
Call them they instead of we comment was gold
@LaflairNetworkАй бұрын
That Patriot Fanboy sounded really familiar 🤔 lol 👍
@PurpleHazeVanNederlandsАй бұрын
They're not even trying anymore
@bordinco90Ай бұрын
This is awesome! Great video Jake!
@jaketheassholeАй бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@Point-wr7mhАй бұрын
The Ravens fan is me for sure LOL
@holdensmith4986Ай бұрын
the jets one rocked super funny facial reaction
@TeddySlendergrassАй бұрын
I love how your Grossi impersonation basically sounds like Smeagol from Lord of the Rings lol. Accurate comparison.
@stephendacey8761Ай бұрын
Jake, I haven't had a good laugh like that in quite some time. I love the different impressions of fanboys of the National Fixed League. As for that fanboy Tom Grossi, I just watched him show the replay of the final 5 minutes of the Packers scripted win against the Bears. He's jumping up and down and celebrating his teams victory. The Bears were not going to win even if the kick was not blocked. It would of been a "doink", but instead the kick was low enough for it to be blocked. I think he was in his mother's basement watching the game.
@harveydilworth7140Ай бұрын
Thanks Jake it was a blue Monday till I tune you in now I'm awake again
@jeffholman8146Ай бұрын
Outstanding! 👍👏🍺 Great job!
@NoLostCauses4UsАй бұрын
The Rams one scared me a lil 😂
@todd1606Ай бұрын
My favs were Browns, Raiders, Steelers, and of course the Cowboys!!!! Good stuff, Jake❤❤❤
@artgodzilla1924Ай бұрын
Lmfao 🤪 you should do this weekly Jake oh man wayy to funny 😄 and on point
The Cowboys fan impression at the end was so stupid that I was trying not to laugh, and then I felt stupid because I was unable to avoid laughing at it 😂
@jaketheassholeАй бұрын
That face I made is pure physical comedy at the Jim Carrey level. You have to laugh or else something is wrong with you! lol ;)
@scott783Ай бұрын
the biggest joke is going to be when that Lion fanboy that always comes into the comments sees the Detroit Cryins go down in the playoffs hard and his wet dreams are destroyed. The National Fake League has given the Cryin Lions a ton of spread covers in the regular season, that means the fan boys load up on them in the playoffs.........and down they go
@jaketheassholeАй бұрын
That is a strong possibility.
@overnightdeliveryАй бұрын
Vikings have the same script
@rytoniowendolini2793Ай бұрын
I could see that happening too. They're blowing everyone out, and look at what they gave any Leo's fanboy that bets the games too. A long-shot comeback win against the Texans last week and now a complete blow-out on all ALT lines over the lowly Jaguars. I have no idea what the ML was at the half to come back on the Texans but I bet it was a huge plus.
@mercedeshernandez-sn9tjАй бұрын
Give them Bread and circus and they will never revolt . The game is rigged!!
@RoamingwithjayyАй бұрын
This is gold 😂
@kurthealy9508Ай бұрын
The NFL is just so amazing. 😂 Sniff cleats.
@tompierce2677Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 this is pretty accurate
@JRJStacksАй бұрын
As a chiefs fan, WE are the best. 😅
@IlluminovaNibiruАй бұрын
That music 4 da Falcons, lol 😂
@jamestomkin8784Ай бұрын
I'm a Bills fan and you nailed it!
@edgo956Ай бұрын
🤡
@NewNormalWorldOrderАй бұрын
Tom Grossi’s “content” triggers me on a deep, visceral level… i’ve been on youtube for well over 10 years, I’ve watched a million videos, and I stg this Gross guy is THE worst channel I’ve ever seen.
@jaketheassholeАй бұрын
The fact he has 30,000 views before his video even uploads makes it obvious his view counts are bought and paid for. As if hundreds of thousands of people are really watching him every single video yeah right!
@mrbrotherjonАй бұрын
I'm a Hoboken New Jersey Zephyr fan and I'm going to stay as Zephyr fan
@vexation88Ай бұрын
Oh my lord lmao!!! Keep it up Jake.
@gettinggains1364Ай бұрын
The sad part that might happen for bill fans lol
@NeutralCatalystАй бұрын
Being an ex cowboys fan. I think they are hoping on losing the rest to get better draft picks compared to the giants. That's the strat fans give themselves
@IlluminovaNibiruАй бұрын
Lol 😂 rewatching still funny 😁
@LimsweatАй бұрын
OML THIS WAS TOTS ME WATCHING THE GAME
@michaeljohnson8353Ай бұрын
This is great that Grossi guy is a nincompoop 😂😂😂
@michaeljohnson8353Ай бұрын
@ I’m happy with my life are you happy with yours?
@dwayneneal3342Ай бұрын
Steelers fan reaction lol the typical fanboy response
@aaroncollins85Ай бұрын
So many teams fans having awareness is unrealistic
@frankpanico7613Ай бұрын
Love your content scripted NFL No Fun League
@2267victorАй бұрын
Cowboys fan was the best.
@MrChrisRPАй бұрын
Who knew RFB was a Patriots fan!?! hahahah
@scottsmith6643Ай бұрын
LMAO X 1000! (my ex is a Chiefs fan so I hadda watch that one twice! LMAO) You go, boieee!
@toddclark3356Ай бұрын
Bru, this made me laugh so hard! 🤣🤣
@joshdavies5134Ай бұрын
Jeez you and Tom got quite the online battle goin. Ha!
@Joseph-ld7riАй бұрын
Awesome reenactment Love the show. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pkosb2401Ай бұрын
I don't like football but I love comedy!🤣🤣🤣 Thanks Jake!🕊🌿😎
@IlluminovaNibiruАй бұрын
Lol 😂 0:18 lol 😂 lol 😂
@realdeal7279Ай бұрын
I vote Jake the fan of the year 😂
@ASTROLOGICWORLDАй бұрын
Hahaha that voice of Browns fan lol 😂😂😂😂
@scott783Ай бұрын
You could throw one in on here including the New York Spankee fangirls right now: " oh, my god, we have to get Juan Soto back right now, I don't know what we are going to do if we don't get Soto back!"
@curtisjosephАй бұрын
Was waiting for him to mimic JaguarGator9 when he reviewed the Jags. Next time!