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@lonestar67093 жыл бұрын
Kiryu's wife is giving birth, and Majima sticks his head out.
@Alexandar3583 жыл бұрын
KIRYU-CHAN!!!
@bluefrenk17503 жыл бұрын
Got ya now, Kiryu-chan!
@KellyCalKelsey3 жыл бұрын
*TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN* *GORO MAJIMA*
@goldendocsonic20123 жыл бұрын
@@KellyCalKelsey *KIRYU’S CHILD* *GORO MAJIMA*
@neon80s733 жыл бұрын
I don't want to imagine that oh God no
@jimmyjumpcutdown11583 жыл бұрын
*Kiryu at a wedding, Majima’s in the cake.*
@daniellison91823 жыл бұрын
More like he is the wife
@sharif473 жыл бұрын
@@daniellison9182 as Goromi
@oracle_89473 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: *getting married* Pastor:*KIRYU-CHANNN*
@marshallschaefer96323 жыл бұрын
@@oracle_8947 who the hell would let majima become a pastor
@oracle_89473 жыл бұрын
@@marshallschaefer9632 Hahaha! More like the real pastor is tied up in a storage closet with a snake-patterned jacket on
@georgelopes45894 жыл бұрын
*Kiryu piledrives Majima into the ground and breaks his spine.* Majima: Same time tomorrow?
@YouthMistake4 жыл бұрын
Mishima who?
@georgelopes45894 жыл бұрын
@@YouthMistake oops, I dun goofed
@YouthMistake4 жыл бұрын
@@georgelopes4589 Happens to us all.
@delsinrowe66964 жыл бұрын
Saves money from the chiropractor
@Ardeact3 жыл бұрын
@@delsinrowe6696 He's gonna need Lee to be alive
@justscrollinginthecomments79303 жыл бұрын
Majima is the kind of guy who’d buy a convenience store, manage the register, wait for hours at said store, and fight Kiryu as soon as he walks through
@bodhimeme99823 жыл бұрын
that's so fucking majima
@HarmonicRex92743 жыл бұрын
I mean,he did do it with a bar,a taxi service and a cabaret sooo,not far off
@fatmeankid913 жыл бұрын
Thats one of the way he gets you if you buy a bento he shows up behide the counter
@godisgay27253 жыл бұрын
I spy with my one eye... Kiryu-Chan!
@thecardusguy56103 жыл бұрын
why go through all that when he could just pop out of the cash register :^)
@slickfinisher1234 жыл бұрын
Kiryu opens his lunchbox then Majima comes flying out
@NEETKitten4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu comes across Majima In A Can at the supermarket
@slickfinisher1234 жыл бұрын
Kiryu feels some stomach pain. He goes to the toilet to push out a big shit. He turns around and to look at the shit.. Only to find Majima curled up in a fetal position staring back at him menacingly.
@l0sts0ul894 жыл бұрын
@@slickfinisher123 Horror
@staticfanatic4 жыл бұрын
DON'T. GIVE THEM. IDEAS.
@FluffiBois4 жыл бұрын
TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN *GORO MAJIMA*
@Phoebe4574 жыл бұрын
Imagine watching this scary looking dude just walking down the street then this man with a knife just climbs out of a sewer and they begin beating the shit out of each other
@yellowbirdie71823 жыл бұрын
Eh, just another day in Kamurocho.
@TUCell-ps5mi3 жыл бұрын
2001 must’ve been a weird year for Kamurocho
@TheMrrccava3 жыл бұрын
JAPAN!!
@loderfeuer27423 жыл бұрын
Imagine going into the only Bikini Bar in your own town only to find a Guy stripping Infront of another one and then they start to fight
@alvisl.52703 жыл бұрын
@@loderfeuer2742 I would nut to that
@arcionek3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you defeat Majima and then another Majima comes up...
@di28283 жыл бұрын
That would be zombie majima
@gazbaz26843 жыл бұрын
Sadly this happened to me
@mr.weirdness59703 жыл бұрын
That was a stunt double!
@bluecaptainIT3 жыл бұрын
"This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!"
@SirKrigeon3 жыл бұрын
*beats up Majima* *Majima suddenly laughs and his hand reaches to the back of his head, unzipping himself Looney Tunes-style to reveal another Majima underneath* "KIRYU - CHAAAAAAAAAN"
@virikan35183 жыл бұрын
* kiryu on his deathbed * *cut to majima, who's sitting in the empty grave in the cemetery*
@bluecaptainIT3 жыл бұрын
That's enough for Kiryu to get back to life to kick his ass. Like: The coffin is getting lowered in the hole, then Majima jumps on it and sadly says: "I could not get you, Kiryu-chan. I'm going to miss our little games" Then Kiryu breaks trough with his hand and grabs Majima by the throat. "You son of a bitch, do you even know what *eternal rest* means?!"
Kiryu in the hospital while everyone that love him expect the inevitable Kiryu: ok it´s time to go (closes his eyes) Heart monitor: beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haruka: oh no, it´s over Kiryu: nani? I´m still alive Heart monitor?: I got you Kiryu-chan, now get up! (They start fighting)
@punch1553 жыл бұрын
Kiryu fakes his death to escape Majima, Majima jumps out of the grave next to him and digs him out.
@krychur49563 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: *rolls over in bed to kiss goodnight his GF* Majima: Sweet dreams, Kiryu-Chan! *jumps outta bed to fight Kiryu*
@FunLobsterFacts3 жыл бұрын
I doubt it wouldn't be a one time event, after Nugget we learned that Yakuza rules on shitposts
@manusenitzky50923 жыл бұрын
TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN GORO MAJIMA
@Ticklebrush3 жыл бұрын
kiryu and majima get married and this happens every night
@somestuff74683 жыл бұрын
@@Ticklebrush so true
@hazukichanx4082 жыл бұрын
Why am I suddenly reminded of that one time I went to a hostess club to casually flirt with random gals, and something really freaky happened...?
@sohousama3 жыл бұрын
Kiryu in 2020: Ah my Doordash order is here Delivery guy: KIRYUUU-CHANNN!
@Kaarl_Mills3 жыл бұрын
*DELIVERY DRIVER OF THE TOJO CLAN* *GORO MAJIMA*
@Ventaio3 жыл бұрын
Kiryu:you’re 3 minutes late
@sohousama3 жыл бұрын
@@Ventaio Essence of bad review
@vshiki48722 жыл бұрын
@@Ventaio "No fight for you, my food is cold"
@lollikabosso.w.n71532 жыл бұрын
Instant closed door. Then he remembers that hes hungry, so he opens a little and Majima stands the same way there
@omegamorph82114 жыл бұрын
Now there's a friend who really appreciates every moment he's able to spend time with you.
@BlazerT484 жыл бұрын
even when his friend beats the shit out of you
@vergil38004 жыл бұрын
😂
@MrOof-ob8uw4 жыл бұрын
I dont wanna play yakuza 7 for 2 reasons -Majima everywhere system -and playing as majima in 0
@davchan44234 жыл бұрын
Well he did let go of the girl he loves, so I'd give him a pass
@DunkleCheese3 жыл бұрын
Camp Matthew ok.
@gilangferdiansyah3 жыл бұрын
Girls : "Isn't it weird how we live longer than boys?" Boys :
@zyklonb31323 жыл бұрын
I can relate
@engineergaming59893 жыл бұрын
Also boys: 0:14
@gilangferdiansyah3 жыл бұрын
@@zyklonb3132 and 0:57
@kur0nezumi3153 жыл бұрын
@@engineergaming5989 (when a extreme feminist say that men a trash)
@jjuicy_wee_wee38003 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@millrose62504 жыл бұрын
When you're popular and playable in the prequel, but not the original, so they make you a gameplay mechanic
@mylesfrost3354 жыл бұрын
So majima wasnt popular until 0? Ive only played 0 to kiwami 2 so far
@millrose62504 жыл бұрын
Myles Frost nah he's always been popular. That being said 0 was his first time as a playable character in the series. Riding off that success and gaining newcomers to the series, they did Kiwami, but since Majima wasn't playable in the first Yakuza, they mitigated this by literally making him show up everywhere. If you can't play him, beat him. Many, many times
@mylesfrost3354 жыл бұрын
@@millrose6250 thanks
@cantufekci234 жыл бұрын
Mill Rose there is also dead souls but i guess that does not count
@MidnightMan044 жыл бұрын
Mill Rose Playable *mainline* game, don't forget dead souls
@alaskanchris95723 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was on very low health and as I was near the restaurant Majima just appeared from the trash bin and kicked my ass
@zyriantel96013 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: "Majima, no, now is nOT THE BEST TIME-!" Majima: "GOT YOU NOW, KIRYU-CHAN!"
@izarian423 жыл бұрын
Worst part, folks, is he doesn't mean in the game! He wasn't feeling too good outside an IHOP one day and next thing he knew, BAM! Majima everywhere, indeed!
@princetchalla24413 жыл бұрын
@Skarekrow Holy shit!
@Some_viewer3 жыл бұрын
@@princetchalla2441 breakfast style:learnt!
@King_Of_Lolis3 жыл бұрын
How tf plays yakuza without having full inventory of energy drinks that fill your health?? Thats way better then food
@Trash_Enthusiast3 жыл бұрын
Kiryu must have a hard time trusting his toilet
@Corsoux_Dev2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@OminousInnominate Жыл бұрын
*MAN OF THE TOJO CLAN TOILET* *GORO MAJIMA*
@spongeyspikes09 Жыл бұрын
Nah it would go more like after he's done he asks the guy in the next cubicle for some toilet paper.... Majima: Oh here you go, KIRYU-CHAN!
@helpjaheu Жыл бұрын
Polnareff
@Zak-tk8wv Жыл бұрын
@@helpjaheu funnily enough, the barber that give him a haircut shares the same va as Majima
@fuiririn58744 жыл бұрын
i'd like to imagine that majima has a whole information network in kamurocho just to track kiryu down
@ChadHellgado4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty he tells Kiryu that his family basically watches him 24/7. They even have board meetings for how to screw with him
@LuckiSir4 жыл бұрын
I think it was Nishida who told Kiryu that, it's crazy what kind of ideas he came up with
@daltonbecker44943 жыл бұрын
No don't you understand? Even Majima doesn't know how he knows where Kiryu is, he just does.
@exzobree91583 жыл бұрын
@@ChadHellgado you are pretty indeed.
@heardofrvb3 жыл бұрын
Probably pays the Florist tenfold to track him.
@mqfii89922 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Majima randomly jumping on every person who walks by and wholeheartedly apologizing afterward.
@StarkSpider2410 ай бұрын
“Simasen-deska. I’m waiting for a friend.” *quietly lowers himself back into a garbage can*
@princesscadance1978 ай бұрын
Majima hiding in that alley: ‘Got you now, Kiryu-ch- Oh, sorry…’ Majima doing that to like, 70 people in a tired and exhausted tone: ‘Got you now, Kiryu-chan… Oh, you’re not Kiryu-chan, sorry…’ Kiryu actually walks by: Majima in that same depressive tone: ‘Got you now, Kiry- Oh! You actually are Kiryu-chan! GOT YOU NOW, KIRYU-CHAN!’
@annoying_HK_guy6 ай бұрын
@@princesscadance197 Make it happen SEGA! This definitely fit with the crime boss
@Bmaster10013 ай бұрын
(Some dude with a gray suit and red undershirt walks by) Majima: “GOTCHA NOW, Kiryu-cha- Hey wait a minute, you ain’t Kiryu-chan. Quit rippin’ him off!”
@crazyd4ve8754 жыл бұрын
0:21 *Majima forced his way into a fight 10 times*
@joshuahill61223 жыл бұрын
Wow i did not notice that
@elgordobondiola3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit is he persistent
@07.lorenzorunor113 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@xillerrz73283 жыл бұрын
@@07.lorenzorunor11 he consistently fights kiryu all the time
@scarlett43543 жыл бұрын
@@07.lorenzorunor11 when Kiryu is fighting with normal opponents on the street Majima sometimes just shows up out of nowhere and joins in 😆
@xXSilentAgent47Xx4 жыл бұрын
0:13 Big Boss would've been proud.
@heitorsilva68973 жыл бұрын
Why do you think he uses an eyepatch?
@khemically61243 жыл бұрын
Hey look the guy who uploaded the ost for The Fractured but Whole and other games.
@elijahfyffe51763 жыл бұрын
Kept ya waiting huh?
@badreedinedjellali13283 жыл бұрын
kiryu checks the box to see if majima is heading there majima comes behind: kiryu chan
@wackonaut3 жыл бұрын
@@elijahfyffe5176 You’re pretty good
@SonikkuXenoHearts35873 жыл бұрын
Kiryu is just eating at a fast food place and then Majima just appears right in front of him wearing the uniform holding both the check and his weapon of choice
@romankotas4483 жыл бұрын
And the fight resolved with Kiriyu paying the check
@SonikkuXenoHearts35873 жыл бұрын
@@romankotas448 To be fair Kiryu would pay the check
@hugotartaro16973 жыл бұрын
No, fuck no, majima just pops out of the ramen
@SonikkuXenoHearts35873 жыл бұрын
@@hugotartaro1697 that depends which size is the ramen
@alexursu44033 жыл бұрын
Majima: Your bike, Kiryu-chan.
@-Raylight3 жыл бұрын
Majima is really everywhere... *_And worst of all, he could be any one of us. He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-_*
@DoveGold133 жыл бұрын
Right behind you....**Kiryu-chaaaan~**
@praisethesun58733 жыл бұрын
@@DoveGold13 Meet the Majima
@CognizantCheddar3 жыл бұрын
After Spy's head explodes, Majima's head bursts up out of the headless torso to take its place.
@joachims47263 жыл бұрын
Holly shit the comment above you complements this perfectly
@zcgamerandreacts27623 жыл бұрын
@@CognizantCheddar solider,scout and heavy scream in terror. "KIRYU CHAN!"
@eskimodude8124 жыл бұрын
I know absolutely nothing about this game series but Majima alone has been enough to convince me to try it
@pyrobowser1583 жыл бұрын
So if you've finished 0, what are you thoughts on Majima now? Sorry ik this is 4 months later, but you got me curious lol.
@mr.weirdness59703 жыл бұрын
It is worth it
@teukukeanu30783 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@nathanlabrador76643 жыл бұрын
Same, I'm currently playing through 0 and having a blast.
@felipecosta-kv2fx3 жыл бұрын
Basically that Crazy dude is the protagonist superior and he stalks him to make him fight and get stronger
@graysona18003 жыл бұрын
I could imagine Kiryu just YEETING Majima-san down the street while saying "Not Now."
@arctohru3 жыл бұрын
"I need to buy Haruka some takoyaki, we can do this later" **violently throws Majima into a nearby wall**
@bencenagy54593 жыл бұрын
Kiryu:I JUST WANT PEACE MAJIMA GODDAMNIT! *yeets majima like he's a catapult*
@lyonvensa2 жыл бұрын
After doing so, Kiryu turns around and Majima is there again. "You didn't throw me far enough, Kiryu-chan!"
@patcatzgames97922 жыл бұрын
Especially during a brawl with Mr Shakedowns, eh?
@dcfanproductions4 жыл бұрын
0:04 I'm calling the police
@chrissie98654 жыл бұрын
LL X Officer Majima would end up being your responder
@dcfanproductions4 жыл бұрын
@@chrissie9865 crap
@Elgato6344 жыл бұрын
*picks up* Officer Majima he- OH KIRYU-CHAN IS THAT YOU?
@Supperdude94 жыл бұрын
Majima: "I am the police."
@DKOIsoul4 жыл бұрын
Supperdude9 No...no you are not
@bushidotestu19974 жыл бұрын
Does majima have some kind of GPS chip sewn into all of kiryus clothes to find him?
@blazingfuryoffire14 жыл бұрын
The whole tojo clan is tracking Kiryu down
@scudzmcdudz4 жыл бұрын
All of his one outfit, you mean. My mans always wears the same suit
@Scallycowell4 жыл бұрын
His love for Kiryu is just that strong.
@drewchristopher46094 жыл бұрын
He has a Kiryu-sense.
@RZ_2K4 жыл бұрын
Nope he just stays in the sewer for hours hoping kiryu walks past
@willthemann37683 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: *dies* Majima: *Drags his soul back to his body just for one last fight*
@MrWoeff2 жыл бұрын
Majima would literally fight God with a bat and a knife just in order to bring Kiryu back..
@theengineerwouldrathernotb26482 жыл бұрын
@@MrWoeff and win
@mercenarygundam1487 Жыл бұрын
@theengineerwouldrathernotb2648 Which then results in Kazuma and Majima fighting the team of God and Satan with the Doom Marine acting as the referee.
@Daniel_Lancelin Жыл бұрын
I just picture Kiryu coming to terms with his death, taking his first steps into the afterlife... when a fuckin' shinigami Majima floats up and _bodyslams_ his soul back into his corpse so they can fight.
@connerthewubbzler10625 ай бұрын
@@mercenarygundam1487 Now I'm imagining Doomguy strolling through Hell, then sees Kiryu just chilling after wailing on some Demons himself, then being pounced on by Majima (who has a crew of Imps and Hellknights to help him fight) and then the Slayer just gets flashbacks of Dante and Vergil.
@@KellyCalKelsey at that point he became the tojo clan shitmano family captain
@peerlessscout92263 жыл бұрын
mhmm kinda cursed and funny
@ProfessionalSpectre4 жыл бұрын
0:24 is the dumbest way for him to ambush Kiryu and I love it.
@zack11404 жыл бұрын
Gray Upsilon I was slowly strolling aroung with Haruka in an alleyway and this dude just pulled up, but since I was walking with Haruka it looked like he was going to kidnap her with that grin lmao.
@howeyyadoing90704 жыл бұрын
0:29 How the hell did he get up there?
@capncake88374 жыл бұрын
HoweyYa Doing No one will ever know.
@howeyyadoing90704 жыл бұрын
Cap'n Cake A runabout! I’ll steal it!
@ccassette4 жыл бұрын
@@howeyyadoing9070 looking from his jumping position and posture, I'd say he was hanging on the telephone pole like spiderman waiting for Kiryu-chan to pass by.
@kyrieespayos25804 жыл бұрын
Singing 24 hour Cinderella again and again took a toll on majima
@khemically61243 жыл бұрын
Eventually, he stopped thinking
@arctohru3 жыл бұрын
In a quiet library, Kiryu is reading a book. He goes to a shelf to place it, but in the gap for the book is Majima "KIRYU-CHAN!"
@cherrylion50763 жыл бұрын
Shhhhhhh...
@Kaarl_Mills3 жыл бұрын
Dressed in a sexy librarian outfit obviously
@pyrothefriendlyarsonist91953 жыл бұрын
Majima: *Soft Whisper* Kiriyu-Chan
@brandenhauser16352 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: *Slams the book into Majimas face.
@oroshithegodeater25902 жыл бұрын
*opens book* all there stands is My name *BOOK MAJIMA*
@vince71253 жыл бұрын
Majima most likely invades Kiryu's dreams just to fuck with him *Precisely 247 Majimas attack Kiyru all at once*
@arctohru3 жыл бұрын
even if Kiryu died, Majima is the kind of guy who would master the dark arts just to resurrect Kiryu and fight him
@commandertorres2 жыл бұрын
Why is it that I got the mental image of that fight in Matrix Reloaded but its Kiryu and Majima instead of Neo and Agent Smith?
@theguyfromtsukihime38982 жыл бұрын
I now want to see majima fight freddy krueger
@poggersuni96372 жыл бұрын
@@arctohru nah, he would fist fight god if it meant fighting kiryu again
I watch ONE Yakuza: Zero video and all of a sudden KZbin's recommendations are like:
@LuckiSir4 жыл бұрын
and much like Majima, *it's everywhere*
@meepermoppers85233 жыл бұрын
YAKUZA EVERYWHERE
@fishhblender43773 жыл бұрын
Same
@strudelh3 жыл бұрын
That's what made me get yakuza 0-
@naila48563 жыл бұрын
same here lol
@uzukascarloboshi38293 жыл бұрын
**Kiryu has the Smash invitation** Majima: You think you can escape with this, Kiryu-chan?! **Hold another Smash invitation**
@bupmcbup8080 Жыл бұрын
They got lost on their way to Tekken 7
@easiestcc6451 Жыл бұрын
Majima found out earlier and made it his mission to get into smash alongside Kiryu
@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx8 ай бұрын
huh majima and sephiroth would get along with their hobby of stalking someone to everywhere
@eddykidplayzyt8 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure the creator said that Kiryu can’t be in any fighting games because he doesn’t hit women, but majima absolutely would do that so that makes complete sense
@lolstalgic96027 ай бұрын
@@eddykidplayzyt I mean, they put Joker in Smash instead of Yu, so...
@leytonsroom56754 жыл бұрын
Majima: “Come on! Time to get down.” Kiryu proceeds to pile drive him head first into the concrete, lol.
@Bigthebomb4 жыл бұрын
Majima gets up Majima: Same time tomorrow?
@playzcrayon81863 жыл бұрын
@@Bigthebomb you fucking thief you stole a comment god dammit I’m gonna call the comment cops you son of a bitch you piece of shit
@brazilianman982 жыл бұрын
@@playzcrayon8186 dud, its just a comment
@playzcrayon81862 жыл бұрын
@@brazilianman98 I know I was joking what kind of nerd would say something like “im calling the comment cops” unironically
@brazilianman982 жыл бұрын
@@playzcrayon8186 tru
@rivaraptor42773 жыл бұрын
If only FF7 remake had a Sephiroth everywhere system
@relanginsyiranurmali36433 жыл бұрын
@MλresDλniel TV oh no, now I can't sleep
@pingunooty3 жыл бұрын
Now this is a good comment
@ilyasbasuki32073 жыл бұрын
There's already a meta Sephiroth Everywhere system. Everywhere Cloud goes (Kingdom Hearts, Smash, etc) Sephiroth will show up.
@KodenX2 жыл бұрын
@@ilyasbasuki3207 don't forget Dissidia
@titaniumcranium37552 жыл бұрын
Got ya now, Cloud-Chan!
@funhow1233 жыл бұрын
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he fell from the sky, landed like Mario in Mario 64 taking high fall damage and then challenges Kiryu to a fight
@rogaldorn6052 жыл бұрын
soo, abotu the summon from like a dragon...
@OminousInnominate Жыл бұрын
*ITALIAN PLUMBER OF THE TOJO CLAN* *GORO MAJIMA*
@shumpiremadness2372 Жыл бұрын
@@rogaldorn605 Ah, a fellow husband.
@slickfinisher1233 жыл бұрын
Like the Florist, Majima has his own underground network but is specifically dedicated to knowing where Kiryu is at all times. They know where Kiryu is before Kiryu knows where he is.
@hazukichanx4082 жыл бұрын
Joke's on them, I always wander randomly!
@slickfinisher1232 жыл бұрын
@@hazukichanx408 It's all fun and games until Majima comes crawling out of your mouth
@shumpiremadness23722 жыл бұрын
@@hazukichanx408 Jokes on him, Kiryu has the Majima Sensor.
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Жыл бұрын
@@shumpiremadness2372 Majima Censor
@shumpiremadness2372 Жыл бұрын
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Which combos into the Majima Deletion skill upgrade
@alexrexaros98373 жыл бұрын
Playing Engineer while there's a Spy around be like :
@brazilianman983 жыл бұрын
Engi-Chan!
@pocket1.5933 жыл бұрын
*SPY CRAB FAMILY CAPTAIN* *BLUE SPY*
@KodenX3 жыл бұрын
I've actually played with a Spy who's named Goro Majima
@praisethesun58733 жыл бұрын
@@KodenX fucking perfection
@Sgil973 жыл бұрын
@@KodenX I guess im not the only one thats seeing people called Majima TF2 going around They really taking the saying ‘Majima everywhere’ Literally
@Inferno1443 жыл бұрын
You just gotta admire the sheer tenacity of Majima. And how creative he can get...I know I bursted out laughing to see he was LITTERALLY WAITING AROUND THE CORNER FOR ME
@ceciliaschariac86323 жыл бұрын
This is that one guy that floods you with game invites the first second he sees you online:
@mariogirl8100 Жыл бұрын
Or the guy that keeps popping up in your KZbin Recommended videos.
@unnamed966 Жыл бұрын
Or the same guy you keep running into in random lobbies
@michealhoffstater98103 жыл бұрын
They should've added Kiryu dry cleaning his suit and Majima jumping out of a dryer.
@ctrlaltrepeat2452 жыл бұрын
He jumps out the clothes bin
@yoyoip2946 Жыл бұрын
He jump out of the drying machine
@sparklepawz11853 жыл бұрын
Never played this game. But I feel like Majima is the type of guy who would beat the crap out of anyone who who hurts Kiryu solely because it wasn't him that did it.
@mohammedrazeenzaeencamil93443 жыл бұрын
this is actually unironically true
@aduretta3 жыл бұрын
He did
@thatoneswordguy2 жыл бұрын
Yeah there's a part where one of Majima's subordinates nearly stabs Kiryu and he takes the knife because only he gets to kill Kiryu.
@jaziferret1138 Жыл бұрын
This happens
@ilimuninati492911 ай бұрын
The 2nd majima fight perfectly explained.
@Polychi19984 жыл бұрын
If Majima was in ManHunt, he would be doing these encounters and scared the crap out of these serial killers.
@aryyancarman7054 жыл бұрын
xd
@jerryrandi63424 жыл бұрын
Outstanding move
@jethronombreda67652 жыл бұрын
Ah yes now I'm that is interesting
@TheKalafang3 жыл бұрын
0:49 he only wanted to dance :(
@SUPERSAIYANGODSUPERSAIYANEVOLV3 жыл бұрын
Wym thats HIS idea of dancing
@phoenixslayer60672 жыл бұрын
Well, kiryu likes to play by his rules
@phoenixslayer60672 жыл бұрын
Well, kiryu likes to play by his rules
@InkubozuNikki2 жыл бұрын
*Memories of YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
@gilgameshthetreasurehunter27503 жыл бұрын
*Turns off tv and system* *Both turn back on as Majima crawls out* Majima: Did you think you could escape me by simply turning off the game, Kiryu chan?
@wchan393 жыл бұрын
Sadako from The Ring: (Shows up and strangles Majima) Crawling out of the TV and scaring the shit outta people is my thing, you copycat! Majima: Ack! Help me, Kiryu-chan! Kiryu: Not my problem. (Leaves)
@SeiyaTempest3 жыл бұрын
@@wchan39 Can't say he doesn't deserve it
@tlshortyshorty58103 жыл бұрын
@@wchan39 *kiryu seduces her*
@nguyenquyetthang13263 жыл бұрын
@@wchan39 then he beat the shit outta her with the bat
@elgordobondiola3 жыл бұрын
Imagine: Yakuza GO, where you walk down the street and randomly majima comes out of your phone and beats you up
@silentecho92able3 жыл бұрын
Personally, what would have made this scene 0:23 better is if the elevator doors open and Majima walks out like he was expecting Kiryu to walk right next too that one particular elevator.
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja3 жыл бұрын
Dang it. That would've been amazing.
@tono_lagos8765 Жыл бұрын
Wich would imply he tried the same thing for hours
@jeffukarosta45002 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: *Sleeps* Majima: *Appears in Kiryu's dream just to fight him*
@danteciocchi817 Жыл бұрын
*TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY NIGHTMARE* *G O R O* *M A J I M A*
@filipprucnal4 жыл бұрын
0:03 Kiryu drops the soap
@healingflower7173 жыл бұрын
CALL THE POLICE
@nothoughtsheadempty...82813 жыл бұрын
STOP GIVING ME VISUALS
@goldendocsonic20123 жыл бұрын
@@healingflower717 Majima: I AM THE POLICE
@ackirane46403 жыл бұрын
Bruh why 😂😂
@inlazlowetrust3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's got firsthand experience...
@jeffukarosta4500 Жыл бұрын
Kiryu goes to psychologist because all of those random encounters are taking a toll on his sanity to the point that he's seeing Majima's face on everything from time to time. As he lays down on the divan and tells about his occasional hallucinations, the psychologist was writing down, but his head was covered by the notebook he is using. Once the session was done and Kiryu stood up to walk his way out, the notebook fell to the floor and then the psychologist said "You have quite the intriguing case, KIRYU-CHAN!"
@Agent-472k11 ай бұрын
*TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY THERAPIST* *GORO MAJIMA*
@dontknowwhattocallmyself94539 ай бұрын
PLEASE MAJIMA ALL I'M ASKING FOR IS ONE DAY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
@Envy_the_Darksider3 жыл бұрын
I love how all four of his cutscenes in this video of him forcing himself into your current fight shows what fighting style he is about to use. The first time shows him using Slugger, the second is Thug, the third is Legend, and the last is Breaker.
@baonguyenphanminh17692 жыл бұрын
Finished yakuza 0 will definitely benefit this one
@zboy11523 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: *opens a locker* Majima, appearing from the locker:GOT YA NOW, KIRYU-CHAN!
@brandenhauser16352 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: *Slams the locker shut and locks it.*
@kaso002 жыл бұрын
TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN GORO MAJIMA
@Immigrant_Frog4 жыл бұрын
0:04 kiryu snapped his whole neck
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Жыл бұрын
Kiryu played too much Minecraft
@holdenhartley54544 жыл бұрын
Sneaking up on your bestie
@simple92083 жыл бұрын
Kiryu goes into the doctors office. Doctor: Sir, it’s time for your vaccinations. Before the doctor can grab the needle, it explodes as shards of glass fly everywhere, coating the room in liquid. Kiryu looks forward, scared out of his mind as he hears familiar words. “KIRYU-CHAN!”
@bluecaptainIT3 жыл бұрын
"And that's why I became an antivaxxer"
@Kaarl_Mills3 жыл бұрын
"thought you could get away with getting vaccinated without me Kiryu-Chan?!" *Nurse Majima*
@InkubozuNikki2 жыл бұрын
@@Kaarl_Mills Here we go again, Goromi!!
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache2 жыл бұрын
Kiryu goes fishing. He catches an abnormally large fish. Sheepishly pokes it to see what's up. Nothing happens. Sighs in relief as he goes to put his fishing rod away in the crate. Hesitantly opens crate. Nothing happens. Sighs in relief as he heads to a telephone booth to Save and call it a day... *Majima shows up with a bat in your room for trying to quit the game: **_"Kiryu-chan!"_*
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Жыл бұрын
Dude just jumps in to your Kiwami 1 installation to fight Kiryu
@crilledgheese45843 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a random person and seeing a scary looking yakuza come out of a trash can and fight another scary looking yakuza
@majorpeepo3 жыл бұрын
XD my friend has no idea this will be his issue of this game XD hes playing through 0 atm
@bupmcbup8080 Жыл бұрын
Better each other than me
@TheLegendaryMemeKing7 ай бұрын
Average day in Tokyo.
@spongeyspikes09 Жыл бұрын
Kiryu finishes eating in a fancy restaurant and asks for the bill, Majima is the waiter
@nebulasmessiah Жыл бұрын
im surprised this wasnt already implimented aside from the bartender majima
@spongeyspikes09 Жыл бұрын
@MyCousinIsTryingToFindMyChannel 🤣 even better
@raydhen88405 ай бұрын
Good guy Majima make sure Kiryu are well fed before their eventual fight, he prefer him to be at his peak performance.
@khemically61243 жыл бұрын
Imagine going into the morgue and of the bodies wakes up and you hear someone yelling "Kiryu-Chaaaaaan!"
@spacetrainbaby37373 жыл бұрын
You can also find majima in the sega arcade photo booth, he'll sometimes pop his head on the corner of the frame, and if you manage to get him on the picture your majima everywhere rank increases by a bit
@kneeofjustice96193 жыл бұрын
*Kiryu walks up to Heaven’s gate* Majima: “In order to enter, you must face me Kiryu-Chan!” Kiryu: “Nani?”
@Kaarl_Mills3 жыл бұрын
"God is it too late for me to go to hell instead?" "IM WAITING KIRYU-CHAN!" *ST. MAJIMA, GATEKEEPER OF HEAVEN*
@user-wz4mx2nz3y3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure mafia members don't go to heaven but ok.
@bencenagy54593 жыл бұрын
@@user-wz4mx2nz3y YAKUZA members
@user-wz4mx2nz3y3 жыл бұрын
@@bencenagy5459 maybe don't be a fukin weaboo all the time. Like jesus what is wrong with you people. Last time i wrote the word "voice actor". You dem weaboos told me to write "seiyu". What's next. Tell me to use cringe english spelled Japanese words word by word? Just because you learned one or two words of Japanese does NOT validate your obsessions.
@Kaarl_Mills3 жыл бұрын
@@user-wz4mx2nz3y Kiryu and Majima do
@sapnasana68043 жыл бұрын
I would've loved to see the Majima's family reunion brainstorming about how to sneak up on Kiryu
@diobrando62454 жыл бұрын
Majima best waifu
@lolifico_banzago3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Lord DIO, very cool!
@ComesterFromMars3 жыл бұрын
Majima stole your pose lol 0:43
@mikeratomn34753 жыл бұрын
@@ComesterFromMars I was about to say
@MTdaBlacking3 жыл бұрын
-Is always there for you. -Supports you in any endeavor. -Great dance moves. -Can be formal or freaky at a moment's notice. -Isn't afraid to look silly. Yeah those are some good qualifications.
@haldosprime38963 жыл бұрын
The Majima everywhere system was ahead of its time and no matter how beloved it is. it’s still underrated.
@yoyoip29462 жыл бұрын
Note to self: If you encounter Majima when you are not ready, hide behind Etsuko.
@Tukoendog Жыл бұрын
you mean the legendary obatarian
@yoyoip2946 Жыл бұрын
@@Tukoendog Yes
@bloxydude23133 жыл бұрын
0:43 Majima casually does a dio pose
@theafrica58963 жыл бұрын
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@eh22393 жыл бұрын
@@theafrica5896 WHY THE FAQ ARE YOU HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@skeleton9476 Жыл бұрын
Majima is surely the person who would wait for Kiryu to move in another house just to appear in his fridge
@nicholasfly5914 Жыл бұрын
@Hardhead456 and win.
@anarullan3 жыл бұрын
Kiryu's sleeping, Majima comes out of the bed "Wake up, *kiryu-chan*"
@ch4rlesiv1153 жыл бұрын
I love how in the last one, Kiryu just immediately grabs him like *listen here you little shit*
@theroguestudent4 жыл бұрын
Majima>>>Mr Shakedown
@farooq51904 жыл бұрын
Majima is the only man I'd let fuck me and my wife
@keithmontgomery97414 жыл бұрын
Farooq 🙁
@UltimatelyProficient4 жыл бұрын
Keith Montgomery no, no. He’s got a point
@Polychi19984 жыл бұрын
Keith Montgomery I won’t blame em. I’d do the same.
@nothoughtsheadempty...82813 жыл бұрын
@@farooq5190 majima can fuck every pore in my body and I'll say thank you
@jinx19873 жыл бұрын
*Kiryu at a library* Majima: KIR- Librarian: SHH! Majima: *whispers* Kiryu-chan
@TSFboi2 жыл бұрын
fans after 0: we want more majima! RGG: you got it fam *puts him in every square inch of the game*
@isaacsussman56324 жыл бұрын
And it somehow didint flamderize majima into unrecognizable mush. What a master class
@yoursonisold87434 жыл бұрын
He was always like this lmao
@meepermoppers85233 жыл бұрын
They hit a character writing jackpot with him
@fotakatos3 жыл бұрын
The most cruel thing Majima has ever done, though, was when he sold Kiryu cheap booze and convinced him that it's top shelf stuff.
@majorpeepo3 жыл бұрын
Ikr xD
@InkubozuNikki Жыл бұрын
5 for the Go, 6 for the ro
@pablo_giustiniani Жыл бұрын
And tried to scam you with it
@annhentaiuser6658 Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that Majima was expecting him to reject the payment so they can fight. But if Kiryu pays for the expensive cheap beer, you can see him getting disappointed. Not because they didn't fight, but because Kiryu fell for the obvious scam.
@Praephyr3 жыл бұрын
0:44 Gambling for the second one I see ...
@heitorsilva68973 жыл бұрын
You see, soon he won't
@akdarwish30914 жыл бұрын
When kiryu was singing a karaoke. Kiryu:Which one to sing... Then Majima kicks the door. Majima: KIRYU CHAAAAAAN!!!! There 24 hour Cinderella starts playing. Kiryu:what am i doing with my life?
@Hydra_X9K_Music3 жыл бұрын
SUNAO NI I LOVE YOU!!!
@rubyy.73744 жыл бұрын
The only way I can really sum up their relationship is by saying that they’re like Batman and Joker.
@OwO3774 жыл бұрын
True
@sorashirogane70394 жыл бұрын
Which is funny since in the original English Dubbed Yakuza 1,Majima was voiced by Mark Hamill.
@Kafka_Garezerra4 жыл бұрын
The comic's ones or the Lego ones?
@generalofinsanity44183 жыл бұрын
Yea but majima is more sane then joker. Change my mind.
@generalofinsanity44183 жыл бұрын
@diego does majima kill kids? I think not.
@komradeashraf86373 жыл бұрын
imagine you just trynna throw some used tissue in the trash bin and this dude goes, ‘Hold on, you’re not Kiryu-chan!’
@alexursu44033 жыл бұрын
Priest: Does anyone have any objections ? Majima: I object to Kiryu-chan having a quiet wedding ! Saejima: I'll wait outside.
@Gogo-zv4hy Жыл бұрын
Kiryu : Why i invite this guy ?
@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 Жыл бұрын
*BEST MAN GORO MAJIMA*
@mariogirl8100 Жыл бұрын
@@Gogo-zv4hy Nah he didn't even invite him, Majima just burst through the door, or was the cake.
@RadSco2 жыл бұрын
*Kiryu goes fishing* "Oh? A catch!" *reels up Majima in a mermaid suit* "KIRYU-CHAN~"
@ConnorTheUndying3 жыл бұрын
This guy is the Bazelgeuse of Yakuza.
@kuraiiz6123 жыл бұрын
Agree
@Envy_the_Darksider3 жыл бұрын
"I got you now... Hunter-chan!"
@spacedrake83643 жыл бұрын
Imagine Kiryu is just in the middle of pummeling a monster and suddenly he just hears "KIRYU-CHAAAAAN" coming from the sky
@queen_pingu89293 жыл бұрын
Now I just want to see Majima dive bomb Kiryu whilst a world war 2 style theme plays
@GeflGabe3 жыл бұрын
Or rajang or joe
@Snow.Frostborne_Ch3 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: me Majima: KZbin premium ads
@ze_hurting3 жыл бұрын
KZbin'S COMPANY KZbin PREMINUM ADS
@Corsoux_Dev2 жыл бұрын
So true
@feminico26133 жыл бұрын
Kiryu opens a creepy vhs that only shows a well* Kiryu notices something crawling out the well* It's actually majima and he starts crawling out the tv screaming: KIRYU-CHAN*
@justarandombluebird82222 жыл бұрын
Persona 4 in a nutshell
@proudlyinsane95612 жыл бұрын
Cut to the girl in a corner genuinely afraid of Majima, who somehow entered her tape for the sole purpose of fighting Kiryu.
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Жыл бұрын
Mugged the girl lmao
@potgod73142 жыл бұрын
"Oh here he is, it's gonna be so fucking funny when I pop out of the claw machine"
@scream77092 жыл бұрын
Kiryu literally watches a movie, and in the middle of it Majima jumps out the screen from the backstage
@cantufekci23 Жыл бұрын
More like watches a movie about a crazy guy with an eyepatch chasing someone to death then he hears the door knock
@Memrlord Жыл бұрын
*Me getting a disk copy of Yakuza kiwami for my brithday* *Opens case* Majima: "KIRYU- CHAN!!!"
@bluscout64402 жыл бұрын
Majima is a real one. Always there when you need a friend
@MrTazzmaina0123 жыл бұрын
Kiryu - me living my life as an adult Majima- bills
@tonycallme36673 жыл бұрын
Kiryu be taking a shower, look into the mirror to see Majima’s face instead
@Vertically_rotated_shark2 ай бұрын
Then he crawls out of the mirror while screaming *KIRYU-CHAN* like a maniac
@MahoragaImHim2 жыл бұрын
Kiryu at a funeral: *Majima in the coffin*
@pizzaclock97322 жыл бұрын
like what they said, a true enemy is better than a fake friend
@mk-ultraviolence17603 жыл бұрын
Kamurocho: Where restraining orders are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
@jpjfrey56733 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Majima would murder whoever would approve of Kiryu getting a restraining order against him. Or rather he'd be the clerk who accepts the papers and ambush Kiryu there
@rivaraptor42773 жыл бұрын
@@jpjfrey5673 only thing is Majima doesn't kill anymore
@jpjfrey56733 жыл бұрын
@@rivaraptor4277 so he'd just go with the latter option I listed XD
@Loispealz343 жыл бұрын
@@rivaraptor4277 looks to the guy who didnt laugh in the batting cages. Yeah not so sure about that one chief.
@rivaraptor42773 жыл бұрын
@@Loispealz34 rubber bat
@tormentor22853 жыл бұрын
0:24 you can get this one in multiple places
@wafaeletje4 жыл бұрын
his face when he gets up from the trash can or sewer is so cute
@alvarodiogolopessousa59112 жыл бұрын
like " :| ... :) "
@theomnihero8221 Жыл бұрын
Kiryu is casually playing a video game and Majima shows up as one of the bosses.
@dataexpunged4784 Жыл бұрын
Then he jumps out of the screen to fight him IRL
@untitleduck9623 Жыл бұрын
Sadako is about to crawl out of Kiryu's TV, when a hand comes from off screen, shoving her face to the side. "KIRYU-CHAN!!!!!!"
@WilliamMantoothАй бұрын
no Majima IS DISGUISED AS SADAKO
@_sargentocoelho_4441 Жыл бұрын
I can ony imagine what this looks like to bystanders. You see a guy fighting a dozen of gangsters, he's beating everyone when all of a sudden a completely unrelated guy jumps from the nearest window and joins the fray
@Damage42X4 жыл бұрын
It was all haha funni until you reach the end of game AND HE JUST WON'T LET YOU FINISH IT IN PEACE.
@Jaman12164 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain
@zack11404 жыл бұрын
Damage42X I don't know why people complain...aside from the Coliseum, there's no one who can be a challenge to Endgame Kiryu, except his crazy stalker wife.
@axell15thewispmaster793 жыл бұрын
@@Jaman1216 ost of the first encounter?
@_TravisTouchdown3 жыл бұрын
@@axell15thewispmaster79 Son of a gun
@axell15thewispmaster793 жыл бұрын
@@_TravisTouchdown thanks a lot
@InkubozuNikki2 жыл бұрын
With the way these clips are arranged, I feel like this is just a time lapse of Kiryu's previous 24 hours. Majima just strutting in.
@papkinn3 жыл бұрын
It's funny at first until you've seen those cutscenes for 10th time in a row and you can't even go to a drug store without getting one Majima fight. At this point i'm just allergic to "majima everywhere".
@elianwilliams3 жыл бұрын
I imagine that's the point to eventually have the player be as done with Majima showing up everywhere as Kiryu was from the first time it happened
@cadence_24633 жыл бұрын
I’d like if the game had a Majima slider. Like, if you could dial it back from “Majima Everywhere” to “Majima Somewhere”.
@fmfmasi12832 жыл бұрын
@@cadence_2463 Majima would prolly pop outta your TV and beat your ass with a bat for tryna lower the sliders
@hankj.wimbleton312911 ай бұрын
@@cadence_2463majima anywhere
@therewasanattempt3603 жыл бұрын
I like how he includes the HEAT move at the end as if kiryu is fucking done with this bullshiet