Every. Single. Cold Open. - The Office US

[@skimshady618]

Honestly, props to whoever edited this. You're a real hero.

[@ricky-yv6xf]

Ye 4 and half hours is crazy

[@MichaelScottDunderMifflin]

@@ricky-yv6xfTHATS WHAT SHE SAID

[@Wired4Life2]

A real human bean. A magic bean. Magic beans.

[@baby-bing]

I just Got Through 3 hours before I realised it was all one video and not a bunch of different compilations😆 but yeah props to the editor

[@MaiaraBela]

There's a comment like this in every The Office compilation.

[@ValenCCV]

Do you think that I'm going to watch 4 hours of the office cold opens? Well, the answer is yes

[@TheGambler2003]

I didn’t realize this was four hours until I read your comment😂

[@kathleenedwards8472]

Yeppers!

[@quadrowarstar]

​@@TheGambler2003Same 😂

[@Alexander361cmongimmieahandle]

I just did it too, dunno if I should be happy or sad about it....

[@LizaFergison]

@@Alexander361cmongimmieahandle We are in the middle of a storm. Couldn't sleep so enjoyed this. I'm a sucker for punishment😂🤣

[@joyeboye_]

Finally, The Office clip that is long enough to help me sleep.

[@kinoprojektproduktionen2553]

Literally exactly why I’m here lol

[@nandomartinez1932]

Exactly what I'm doing rn 😊

[@copdude0612]

Same!! This show helps me sleep so much better at night! It’s weird but it works!

[@harshitajoshi1073]

Sameee

[@sintoderrick6277]

You should try Bob's burgers. It works magic

[@CreeperBoyGamingyt]

All prank cold opens: 2:12 desk bathroom 6:00 Dwight’s stuff in vending machine 6:59 exercise orb being popped 27:45 Dwight running around dunder mifflin 30:21 Jim impersonating Dwight 38:40 Altoid 42:53 tape recorder 48:51 Michael the magic 54:54 future Dwight faxes 1:07:56 Bluetooth phone 1:34:03 red wire 1:39:44 classy prank 1:41:32 Christmas desk 1:48:10 Michael Scott leaves early 1:50:02 Michael’s speaker 2:14:48 Dwight’s karate 2:27:56 Morse code 3:09:47 snowball 3:19:48 standing desk 3:25:41 meatballs 3:32:59 defaced billboards 3:50:08 Jim collapsing out of the closet 3:58:35 Asian Jim 4:05:14 holy grail Where is the fire drill cold open?

[@quadrowarstar]

They missed the best cold open of them all. Sad....

[@Gidge215]

Time stamps??? I’m going to cry ❤❤

[@surfdocer103]

I am impressed

[@Nunya111]

Seek help

[@round105]

3:24:30 is the best cold open

[@jmleongmusic]

Everyone who works on this channel deserves a Nobel prize.

[@quadrowarstar]

​@@houseofsaudisthebeastBecause THEY. ARE. AMAZING!! That's why...

[@maxbashyrov5785]

why do you despise them so much?

[@StinkinDoctor]

Yes they deserve a Nobel prize for posting a comedy show on youtube. Genius

[@bakedthepotato5489]

I'd say they moreso deserve a trophy designed by viewers or something lol. Nobel prizes are for scientists mainly who develop new and transcendental ideas for humanity

[@arihantmohanthind1547]

They need a Dundee

[@truecamvidea5881]

The content: 00:00:00 Early bird 00:00:48 Michaels's Levi's 00:01:18 Katie and Jim 00:02:12 Desk bathroom 00:03:48 The Scheme 00:05:08 Ryan: What? 00:05:59 Dwight’s stuff in vending machine 00:06:58 Dwight's exercise orb 00:08:09 Christmas tree 00:08:50 The Foreman Grill opening 00:11:36 IT tech guy (The "Shush" opening) 00:12:25 Halloween 00:13:52 Kevin's band 00:14:41 Women in the workplace 00:16:20 Up dog joke 00:17:35 Casino night 00:18:05 Dwight's tuxedo 00:19:29 Valentine's Day 00:21:14 Football 00:22:30 Daughters' Day 00:23:59 Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy (The joint) 00:25:02 Drew's comeback 00:26:47 Stamford closing 00:27:45 Dwight running around Dunder Mifflin 00:29:09 Guest speaker 00:30:21Jim impersonating Dwight 00:31:36 Harvey the computer 00:32:51 Michael's sickness 00:34:36 Ryan's promoted 00:35:10 Pam and Jim's first kiss 00:36:11 Movie Monday 00:37:05 Michael's home video 00:38:39 Altoid 00:39:46 The meeting 00:42:04 Baby 00:42:53 Tape recorder 00:44:09 Dwight's job applications 00:44:58 Andy's new ringtone 00:46:15 Demerit 00:47:25 Diwali celebration 00:48:14 The riddle 00:48:51 Michael the magic 00:50:56 Roy's attack 00:52:01 The stairs 00:53:30 Michael is going to be a father 00:54:54 Future Dwight faxes 00:55:39 Dead goose 00:57:16 Rabies Awareness Fun Run 00:59:20 Wet cement 01:01:13 Toby's girlfriend 01:02:04 Job fair 01:03:07 Angela's hot body 01:04:13 Parking lot 01:04:53 DVD player 01:06:30 Meryl Streep fan 01:07:56 Bluetooth phone 01:09:25 Public Display of Affection memo 01:12:13 Michael'll call back 01:13:33 Michael's GF 01:14:10 Good year (?) 01:15:55 Dunder Mifflin ad 01:18:25 Ryan's camping trip 01:19:40 Gum 01:20:45 Karen is the manager 01:21:28 01:22:19 Toby's gift 01:26:01 Halloween costumes 01:27:51 The announcement 01:28:57 Michael's offer 01:29:40 To socialize and inform (Toby's back: -"No, God!") 01:31:14 International Business Customs 01:32:12 The deliver 01:34:03 Red wire 01:35:26 Michael's company cold open 01:36:46 01:38:14 Overall budget 01:39:43 Classy 15th anniversary 01:41:31 Christmas desk 01:42:10 Speed camera 01:43:11 New telephone system 01:44:49 Michael's delivery car 01:46:57 Kevin's chilli 01:47:34 Dwight and Erin's prank 01:48:09 Michael Scott (and the whole office) leave early 01:50:02 Michael’s PA speaker 01:51:41 Michael's NY visit 01:53:05 01:53:44 Knock knock joke 01:55:08 Kevin the receptionist 01:56:33 Parkour! 01:57:54 Signature 02:00:01 Recyclops 02:01:38 Garlic festival 02:03:03 Jim and Pam's wedding 02:05:06 Michael's procedure 02:06:00 Christmas tree unveiling 02:07:22 Fundamentals of business 02:08:50 Staples printers 02:10:45 Honeymoon 02:12:21 New York bagels 02:13:35 Vancouver Olympics hotel booking 02:14:47 Karate seminar 02:16:51 Sabre packet 02:19:20 Investment banker visit 02:20:00 Andy's baby talk 02:21:23 Michael's Spanish 02:22:57 St. Patrick's Day 02:23:46 That's Johnny Depp 02:24:56 Push up challenge 02:27:01 Kevin's muppet video 02:27:56 Morse code 02:29:39 Radon test kit 02:31:48 Pam's stomach 02:33:36 The labor 02:34:47 No no no nobody! song intro 02:37:08 Sweeney Todd musical 02:38:51 Shooting movie scene 02:39:50 A drink 02:43:00 Blackout 02:44:38 Ryan's engagement/divorce? 02:46:05 Christmas photo 02:47:35 Interview for a regional manager 02:48:12 Angela's engagement 02:48:32 Dwight's daycare center 02:50:20 02:51:24 Acting manager 02:53:14 Mexican workers 02:55:03 Cycling 02:56:09 Hygiene day 02:57:51 Live TV coverage (Scranton Strangler) 02:59:40 All feet no hands 03:00:51 Knights of the Night 03:02:26 Darryl mourns 03:03:20 Dwight eating expiring food 03:04:54 Dunder Mifflin garage sale 03:05:53 Dundie nominations 03:07:50 03:09:33 Santa's party 03:09:47 Snowball 03:10:01 Holly's intro 03:10:23 Creed's intro 03:11:34 Colorado 03:13:10 Phyllis' clichés 03:14:20 Kevin's weird speech 03:16:38 A dog in a car 03:18:20 Dwight's standing workplace 03:20:19 03:21:40 Andy's important call 03:24:02 Pam's (and Angela's) return 03:25:40 Meatballs 03:27:19 It's closing time! 03:29:17 Planking 03:29:42 Robert California the CEO 03:32:57 Defacing billboards 03:34:32 Pre-screen of halloween costumes 03:35:53 Stanley's moustache 03:38:17 Death of Smokey Robinson 03:39:28 Oscar's encouraging video 03:41:04 "I'm going for a labor" 03:42:34 Dwight's got promoted/Treasure opening 03:44:30 Andy's Santa 03:45:40 Silent streak 03:47:31 Andy's stress relief 03:48:47 Hotel rooms waking up 03:50:42 Sabre Store opening 03:51:31 The balloon 03:53:01 Protein powder 03:54:54 Summer vacation 3:58:35 Asian Jim 04:00:06 Chore wheel 04:02:03 Oscar's affair 04:03:20 Softball 04:05:13 The quest for The Holy Grail 04:07:24 Andy's sailing 04:09:01 Schrute's mourning 04:11:08 Dwight's halloween costume 04:12:02 Oscar and the senator 04:12:31 04:13:27 Lip bite 04:14:18 Brothers 04:16:17 Paper Airplane Contest 04:17:32 Darryl's out 04:18:35 Phyllis listening to audiobooks 04:20:01 Stanley has to use stairs 04:20:59 Celebration 04:22:32 David and Andy argument 04:24:21 The code 04:26:06 Pete 04:27:15 Angela's cats/Interview So, the fire drill opening missing.

[@Robloxaro]

HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE LIKES?!

[@emerticulitis44]

God bless you!!!

[@johntaylor7029]

I still love how perfectly they timed Jim answering Dwight's calls on the blue tooth.

[@moralfuxery]

Days are gone of shows like this I think. Things are just too saturated. This was back when it wasnt so simple to just get a show made and on. Office was a true gem of its time and one that only came together bc everyone was in the right place, at the right time. Badass work on the vid 🤘

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Yeah, this show was fuckin tremendous. So good. I hope to see new shows like this, we’ll see.

[@jamesmendoza456]

Name another show like this from the same time

[@jason23189]

Good job having an opinion

[@ramiakoum922]

This has been here for less than a week and I’ve already used it as a background to sleep to every day😂

[@lollysmolly13]

Finally a LONG clip from the channel that I can just play in the background and fall asleep

[@CreeperBoyGamingyt]

“I’m an early bird, and I’m a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms” -Michael Scott

[@MichaelScottDunderMifflin]

Early worm gets the worm.

[@g0stn0te]

​@MichaelScottDunderMifflin the early bird gets the worm but the late worm lives another day.

[@flowers5695]

pure ‘the office’ into my veins with no two minute ads every five minutes like even the PAID version of peacock has? thank you, THANK YOU

[@fernandoblengio]

Wish these were in order.

[@Skittlez998]

Yeah should fix it and repost it.

[@Vek_Zythe]

Thank you very much for uploading this. I never get tired of this show.

[@princii2859]

This is a crazy long video I will watch many many times

[@prernasaraf5898]

Had i watched a 4 hour long lecture with such dedication, I'd be CA already. 👀😆

[@voidduck]

The feeling is mutual 🤣

[@hastyhillfarmand4x480]

What is CA?

[@prernasaraf5898]

@@hastyhillfarmand4x480 Chartered Accountant, it's a qualification.

[@Mynameistyshawn]

Girl LISTEN!! 😂😂😂 sometimes I’m ashamed of the amount of time I would spend watching stuff like this but not something that’ll actually teach me something! 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂 but OH WELL onto hour 3!! 😂

[@prernasaraf5898]

@@Mynameistyshawn 😂😂😂😂

[@DarkRequix]

I love the updog scene because I just imagine him the whole word day trying to find the perfect moment to do the joke on everyone

[@shapeless779]

Stanley being aware and concerned about the Recyclops and Poluticorn saga is the best part lol

[@BrysontheeTV]

Poluticorn wishes!!!

[@datdavid]

The people running this channel finally said f*** it and uploaded every single cold open as one video 😂 And we thank you for it

[@ivanraimi5524]

3:12:01 Michael is unusually serious, genuine and smart here with Dwight, almost out of character

[@JayMaverick]

Isn't that the tail end of Michael's character arc? He's grown and matured, he knows how to lead and manage Dwight.

[@backtobacknate1404]

This channel is amazing. I can never pass up Office clips

[@leightonboster3332]

How jims says "who steve?" gets me every time.

[@yashtalathi7757]

where ?

[@abhishekrao1525]

@@yashtalathi7757 6:00 Steve is the vending machine guy that helped Jim put Dwight's stuff inside.

[@illmaticJJ]

2:33:24 Creed casually eating his noodles in the middle of everyone throwing up absolutely kills me every. single. time. 😭😭😭😭

[@DieWorm]

“May god guide you in your quest” pretty good quote from Michael Scott of all people

[@Seliz463]

David Wallace’s strained “ye…es” reply is my favorite 😂

[@vanessabarajas9]

The way Stanley was laughing at Jim’s meatball prank. It’s was sincere.

[@roshanicrystal]

I am instantly put in a good mood to fall asleep while watching this video😌

[@hippocrxitical7194]

about to watch this WHOLE THING BABY

[@pranavms404]

Great job to the editor. This is amazing! And you, my friend, are a true hero!!

[@theicewarrior24]

Oh my god, ok it's happening! Everybody stay calm. Everybody stay calm. STAY F**KING CALM

[@Benevolence4]

1:47:00. Most painful moment in cinema.

[@sophielauurenn]

honestly love whoever runs this channel sm.

[@Green_Broccoli]

Whoever made this I love you so much.

[@DavidPeters1]

Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire

[@SmuttyNLP]

It was always burning

[@MCO18]

This is awesome. One of the greatest uploads by this channel. Thank you for this early Christmas gift.

[@margaret-mure]

Pam really threw out Michael's Levi's

[@willows_alt_acc]

my favourite show in the world

[@ShonkV]

video transitions are so smooth, good job video editor.

[@MichaelLoringhoven]

Thank. You. So. Much.

[@lllll1836]

Now I can rewatch this after rewatching the office

[@38JamieLee38]

Yes!!!! The reboot w/ sound!!!! Tytyty

[@Ktwitch88]

On loop now... forever!

[@leynamiller]

Thank you to the people who still makes KZbin videos for all the office fans 😮❤

[@nat5257]

Dwight acting like the power going out is a full on apocalyptic event and that they have enough food for a few months and then insinuating they might have to eat someone 🤣

[@aidanrosewell75]

Thanks for putting this together. Spent 2 nights falling asleep to this

[@igorkornienko7761]

how thoughtful of Kevin to go with a candle!

[@Odinford]

2:34:47 favorite cold open

[@Whyamiherel0l]

Dwight slamming into the pole while rushing to help Michael after he steps on the foreman grill is one of the fucking best moments

[@DClike]

That’s my night sorted

[@lilianestrickland3938]

ilove that it was every single one and not just the highlights

[@jeebolard]

This is awesome. It’s minorly annoying that they’re out of order.

[@nicholasnyberg8080]

Yeah it would’ve been neat if they had been in order. Still awesome tho

[@skyt3265]

I second both your sentiments 🙃

[@guzlaw9809]

right? everyone's praising "whoever edited this" but c'mon all they had to do was put them in order and they didn't...

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Jim wasn’t wrong about one thing when Dwight was wearing his deputy uniform he is cute

[@Dean_the_Bean-24]

best early christmas gift ever

[@TheLordiys]

now only need to make a video on "Every. Single. Episode. - The Office US"

[@talkhogan2455]

20:12 hilarious subtle joke with Dwight handing Michael his passport to travel to NY.

[@PR3M3]

it's crazy how there's 4hr 30mins worth of cold opens.

[@kiddetroit8403]

I officially start crying laughing with the wallet in the vending machine😂

[@eliottrodriguez7425]

I haven't finished watching the whole thing but I hope theres more Stanley. You guys out these things together and it's awesome thank you but Stanley has some hilarious moments.such as " DID I STUTTERED?"

[@batgurrl]

That was an amazing feat to accomplish. Kudos to the editors. The ones that always stick out in my mind the most are Asian Jim. Jim impersonates Dwight. Niagara, with Dwight deliberately making Pam barf (Creed’s indifference the added bonus) and Dwight’s failed attempt at fire safety procedures. Save Bandit❤️

[@madzangels]

the "He's searching out younger gays" was the funniest line to me in this entire nearly 5 hours 3:39:35 timing, tone, offense levels LOL genius

[@iamatn3317]

Asian Jim had to be the best prank Jim ever played on Dwight 😂 bro really thought he was trippin 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dwight.K.Schrute]

Now this, is a masterpiece of the Internet.

[@madhunatti1472]

Imagine every episode from every season combined to 1 video ☠️

[@bradleymontgomery5775]

How long would that video be? 😅

[@jamesfield1674]

@@bradleymontgomery5775About 77 hours

[@trampotrav4350]

@@bradleymontgomery577576 hours

[@cannibalcannabiscorpse3361]

i just can't get enough of ReCyclops!!!!! i just can't.........

[@Abdullahs_World]

THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING

[@samdeuter]

welp, I guess I’m getting nothing done today

[@nostalgiamostalgia0319]

If you were here yesterday, you know that the audio was somehow missing.

[@CreedBratton905]

What's your favorite cold open? Mine is the fire drill one

[@thesuperioraffection4502]

The first one is interesting in that Michael and his little man boy crush on Ryan was on full display as he had him come in early and the encouraged him to take off his pants and run around the office.

[@beegsquare4123]

@@thesuperioraffection4502Michael’s forbidden love for Ryan will always be a small highlight of the first 2 seasons

[@jayden8636]

“Omg it’s happening. Okay everybody stay calm. STAY CALM! STAY *beep* CALM!”

[@sayansar]

Now this has audio!!!❤

[@blackjackmaestro6505]

I'm English, I've watched US office 3 times, finished a few months ago, I'll be back into it again. But lame after Michael left, but an iconic show, so much fun and laughter, not focusing on bad things too much 👍

[@rLxJake]

My Boss: What have you done in the last four and a half hours? Me: (Sending him the link to this video)

[@reallygoodguy576]

man, i was originally gonna revise for my maths test. i know what im gonna do for the next 4 hours now

[@jessiepooh5164]

Whoever did the edits deserves Time's Person of the Year 💯💯💯

[@FloridaWaterAdventures]

Oh, this one has audio. Nice!

[@AlphaCentauri24]

Woah!! 4+ hours. This is Christmas Treat. 🎉 "Yeaaaaaaa Christmasss!" 🤘🏻🎸 - Dwight

[@rizvaldo7209]

This clip is now my new cooking companion.

[@ayseduman9151]

at this point, i've begun to just speedrun my rewatches of the office 😭

[@eseteardrop]

Came for the bears beets battle star galactica…. stayed for all 4 and a half hours

[@user-0909qwerty]

kevin’s summer turtle roller coaster ride 😭

[@Devol101]

59:32 honestly Michael is right. If he wrote MGS in the cement, Kojima would just claim credit for it

[@FinalSparkLux]

There's only 4.5 hours of cold opens according to this video, yet I know I've seen hundreds of hours...something isn't adding up 🤔

[@skorplux]

4 hour 30 minute office video hell yess

[@chileshemwewa8873]

They should make a show of Jim setting up the pranks. The amount of effort

[@kathyhansen9546]

They r getting old imo

[@hojer104]

There’s someone out there with a paid job description that says: “watch the greatest show ever and post funny clips on social media to make 3.3 million people happy.”

[@couchman-sw6jy]

What a lucky person. The editing is flawless too.

[@surfdocer103]

I was told that I had a great deal of fun with these, watching them immediately postop

[@aaliwessam]

Who needs a laugh track when you've got 4:30:07 of The Office's Cold Open

[@salvadorsandoval415]

We love you, runner of this account ❤️

[@BabeWest]

Very cool but where’s the fire drill cold open?? Possibly the best one of all!

[@CorbinButler]

This is the best thing on youtube

[@duffin3503]

3:47:28 legit one of the funniest moments i've ever seen

[@duffin3503]

like how did he write that song in that brief window of silence and why would he want to sing it to the office so funny

[@sidensvans67]

I just love The Office US .

[@Michaelscott8950]

Whoever is running this channel, thanks a dozen for treating my depression every day. Lots of love xx

[@flexivefowl8186]

Alright one more video before bed.

[@jamesfield1674]

Omg the football playing chaos with Dwight then……. PAM!!!!! 😂

[@narddog3717]

It feels like one long episode

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Some of the cold opening are before the event of the episode and some are the beginning of the event of the episode

[@amytyrrell6010]

I just want to meet someone who falls asleep watching these compilations too.

[@Miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This is the perfect background noise nap video

[@Stuarta.jr.]

THIS IS NOW MY LEGIT THERAPY 😭❤️

[@PinHeadThePopeOfHell]

What's with all you idiots doing that crying face after everything

[@intothefrayyo]

Sound fixed 🙌