Every Sport in Wii Sports Resort Ranked

I am trying to think of a description while I'm watching Chicken Run in a VC with some friends, I'll let you know if I think of anything.
Footage sources:
Bulk of Resort footage- • Wii Sports Resort - Al...
Original Wii Sports Footage- • Wii Sports - All 5 Spo...
Canoeing Ducks Minigame- • "Ducks in a Row" Stamp...
Archery Hidden Targets- • Wii Sports Resort - Ar...
100-Pin Bowling- • Wii Sports Resort - Bo...
Swordplay Duel- • Wii Sports Resort - Sw...
Swordplay Duel Final Round- • Wii Sports Resort - Sw...
Additional Skydiving Intro Footage- • Wii Sports Resort - Intro
Island Flyover Day- • Wii Sports Resort - Ai...
Island Flyover Evening- • Wii Sports Resort - Ai...
Island Flyover Night- • Wii Sports Resort - Ai...
Mario Kart 7 Footage- • Mario Kart 7 - All 32 ...
Smash Ultimate Footage- • The History of Wuhu Is...
Eddy Burback Wii Sports Resort Deserved Better- • Wii Sports Resort Dese...
Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
1:11 Number 12
2:26 Number 11
3:04 Number 10
4:24 Number 9
5:17 Number 8
6:03 Number 7
7:29 Number 6
8:19 Number 5
9:22 Number 4
10:34 Number 3
11:46 Number 2
13:10 Number 1
15:27 Outro

[@youguyslikekof9976]

Potential description: “Here’s your Goku vs Superman review, folks.”

[@jackkrmn]

This is a wii sports resort ranking actually

[@JonathanFrostathan]

The only bad thing about this game is that it doesn't let you do Jojo stand clashes with tennis rackets like the first game did, but this one lets you use your sword to throw people off cliffs so nvm it's peak.

[@albertosanches5945]

Biff has his priorities straight. Wii sports resort > Goku vs Superman (2023).

[@ragnarok2354]

Bowling has to stay on top for me. The sheer nostalgia of the competitive venom my family would get when we would play bowling together and everyone suddenly became bitter rivals only for everything to be good ny the end certainly factors in, but there sheer influence wii bowling had is incredible. EVERYONE has played wii bowling, at least once. If you haven't you are basically a statistical anomaly.

[@sayuriwillow1703]

I'm relatively certain this game holds the title for most time I've ever put into a game, so this is clearly catered content to me specifically ngl.

[@AquaStudiosYT]

Never really got to experience this game unlike the original wii sports. But this is a good video! Definitely makes me want to check it out

[@TheLordDyl11]

I kinda want someone to make an edit of this with Poofesure clips as the transitions

[@aidenmb7932]

Every Christmas eve my family will play this game, I'll stomp in swordplay, and then a few of us will stay up extra late to play bowling

[@theterminator546]

Always a good day when Biff decides to say "fuck you" to whatever KZbin expects of him

[@ndprod.animationenthusiast9376]

Man, I have so many good memories in Wii Sportd and Wii Sports Resorts. Pretty good list, Biff.

[@illusion1732]

if you haven't played the game, I envy that you haven't been filled with the utter dread of being at a high percentage on the volcano showdown level with the music that lives rent free in my nightmares for life

[@zaclolbob0540]

Now this is why I subbed to Biff Weed

[@Tyr666Thor]

Wuhu island is great. The only other game I've played that gave the same sort of fun as the island fly over was the How to Train Your Dragon 2 tie in game which has a similar mode where you explore Berk on dragon back.

[@danielferrieri7434]

Swordplay was my favorite.

[@jjslider3026]

All I'll say is, if Swordplay Showdown isn't top 3 I will be very disappointed (The atmosphere of Volcano Reverses is unmatched)

[@jjslider3026]

Wooooo

[@gio78954]

Swordplay was my favorite as a kid. I think the only game to get me that invested and sucked into the game was the final Bowser battle in New Super Mario Wii. The music made everything so intense plus it was like a lightsaber duel endurance round which every Star Wars kid would love so it was practically made for me

[@user-de7pj7pn2b]

HELL YEAH NEW BIFF WEED CONTENT DROPPED

[@thechompymage6432]

The nostalgia❤

[@armoredbluejay9364]

Frisbee golf was one of my favorites growing up and i will die on that hill

[@UltraGogetaBlueEnjoyer]

Hearing biff talk about funny wii sports is nice, very cool.

[@springdude1165]

Never really touched Wii Sports Results, but it seems fun and interesting.

[@Zeostorm1507]

Clicked on without hesitation

[@Brad766-]

I keep forgetting how masterful this game is, especially since I literally grew up with it. Glad to know I wasn't the only one who kept goofing off in Island Flyover

[@BiffWeed]

Holy shit it’s the Mario fish ranking guy. It’s an honour.

[@Brad766-]

​@@BiffWeed no way even biff saw it 🤯

[@BiffWeed]

I did indeed, it was a good video. Never expected to see anyone gush over the Gringills, but any form of Galaxy appreciation is always great to see.

[@3dwaffle3dwaffle57]

It’s always fun to see you talk about things that aren’t death battle like I LOVE ur portal 2 video and ur community video Anyways to completely contradict myself so you know any servers or anything where I can talk w other death battles fans since I ain’t got no one to talk to about the show and I suspect who would know more then the car from bill vs discord

[@dannylopez5976]

Finally.

[@dm-sx6wf]

Finally, Garfield Kart.

[@robertthechannel1799]

F Tier #12: Canoeing D Tier #11: Golf C Tier #10: Power Cruising #9: Frisbee B Tier #8: Table Tennis #7: Basketball A Tier #6: Cycling #5: Wakeboarding #4: Archery S Tier #3: Swordplay #2: Bowling #1: Air Sports

[@ryanlitjens708]

My personal favorite individual game is dogfighting, fighting others feels intense and it’s incredibly fun

[@JosephRiveraSantiago0617]

Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort are in my list of favorite Wii Titles, let alone just the Wii series game category. If only Wii Sports Club and Nintendo Switch Sports were more like this.

[@redactedredacted1860]

YES! NEW BIFF WEED VIDEO!

[@ryanamburgy2791]

BIFF WEED IS BACK

[@base4yrface]

Ping pong is ridiculously low homeboy

[@ryanlitjens708]

If bowling, dogfight and sword fight don’t rank highly ill riot

[@lucariboi1960]

why’d i think this was a Schaffrillas video at first?

[@biivamunner3122]

so how would you rank the 5 sports in the original

[@BiffWeed]

1. Boxing 2. Bowling 3. Tennis 4. Baseball 5. Golf

[@biivamunner3122]

@@BiffWeed Good to know

[@redactedredacted1860]

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