Every Mario Kart 7 Track Ranked

[@ryderls2729]

MK7 and DS were my childhood, taking my 3ds to school and having vs races with my friends, doing the Maka Wuhu shortcut and surprising people who didn't know about it, thinking about how stupid Queen Bee was, unlocking the golden car parts and seeing which friend was gonna get them first, and the introduction of gliding were amazing. This is a classic

[@KristineBacher]

Wuhu Mountain Loop or Wuhu Island Loop?

[@eduardoxenofonte4004]

@@KristineBacher wuhu mountain loop in PAL is called maka wuhu in NTSC

[@blueish_01]

ong mario kart 7 carried lockdown

[@smg8146]

@@blueish_01 ONG FR MAN

[@smg8146]

@ryderls2729 lol i remember having to sneak my 3ds into school

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

Watching your and Schaffrillas' mk ranking videos alternatingly is a heck of a contrast.

[@NQProductions]

Same.

[@BiffWeed]

I had no idea we'd be releasing these alternatingly. I sat on the Wii script for way too long and then he shadowdropped his one, which completely threw me for a loop. I had the DS and 7 ones planned for a bit as well, so I've had my fingers crossed for the last few months that he wouldn't beat me to the punch on those too.

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

coming from his gushing about Kalimari Desert to then see you put it at the very bottom is hilarious.

[@BiffWeed]

He likes his trains and I can respect that

[@ayden_clisham]

I’m really anticipating Schaff’s DS ranking. I like wondering where he would rank the DS courses in comparison to Biff Weed’s ranking.

[@grey-c8138]

I just wanna say I've been really enjoying all of your non-Death Battle stuff, your passion for Mario Kart really shines through in these rankings and it's a joy to listen to

[@wizardswarrior]

“I hope he’s not dead” perfect

[@endstoneninja3845]

Indeed

[@grantforester1864]

Mario kart 7 was such a goated title The only bad thing was Waluigi missing

[@PumpkinLeaf_]

Finally, someone giving Figure-8 Circuit the praise it deserves. It truly is a masterpiece.

[@Orwin_Crossheart]

It's such a joy watching these rankings. Mario Kart has always been a series I've enjoyed and I love these rankings! Fun fact about Melody Motorway: those goofy creatures that are constantly bouncing are actually pretty much the sentient music notes that help keep rhythm in Wii Music. So yes, Wii Music did end up having a definitively positive impact at all on Nintendo. It just ended up being used as inspiration for a great Mario Kart track

[@Sillywilly4evr]

This video gave me so much nostalgia. 7 was my first Mario Kart game and this video made me want to open up my DS and play it again even though I own 8 deluxe.

[@endstoneninja3845]

20:47 I can’t believe that Alpine Pass is called “Rock Rock Mountain” in most places. Alpine Pass sounds so much better.

[@k-leb4671]

Rock Rock Mountain follows the trend of some MK tracks where a word is repeated as part of the name. So, it has that going for it. But, I like Alpine Pass more too,

[@endstoneninja3845]

@hiilikepizza3197 sounds cool to me

[@F7jin]

Wdym Rock Rock Mountain goes hard?

[@EmilNorden]

Mario Kart 7 is my childhood and I love that people give it the credit it deserves.

[@endstoneninja3845]

Absolutely

[@ade1174]

Very happy to see Daisy Hills, Shy Guy Bazaar, and 3DS Mario Circuit get some much needed appreciation.

[@PersonMakesCommentss]

God only just got around to watching this and although some of your takes are a bit crazy, this is really good (plus not burdened by death battles lame af schedule)

[@Minigolfwindmill]

Sure kalamary desert's train is an awful gimmick but it IS a train so I think you're being a bit too harsh on it

[@nerdsinanutshell3707]

Schaffrillais reference was funny

[@thesmellofadventure5370]

32: N64 Luigi Raceway (In a game with banger retros, this one has nothing) 31: Toad Circuit (This track had nothing. It IS nothing!) 30: Cheep Cheep Lagoon (A lazy introduction to underwater) 29: SNES Mario Circuit 2 (Surprisingly really good SNES remake) 28: Wii Koopa Cape (Koopa Cape! What happened to you?) 27: Rosalina’s Ice World (I get this track has its fans, but no) 26: GBA Bowser Castle 1 (Bring back the worst GBA castle. Yeah! That’s a good idea😐) 25: Bowser’s Castle (A disgrace to Bowser’s Castles everywhere) 24: N64 Koopa Beach (It lost the Troopa in its name, but it makes up for it) 23: DS DK Pass (Probably the worst DK track, but that’s not saying much) 22: Daisy Hills (This one just does it for me and idk why) 21: Neo Bowser City (The music is the best in the entire series imo) 20: Rock Rock Mountain (Tries to be as grand as Maka Wuhu, but barely is) 19: Wuhu Loop (I’m a simple man. You make it Wii Sports, I’ll love you) 18: Wario’s Shipyard (Dear Wario, don’t stop having banger tracks) 17: N64 Kalimari Desert (I love this track simply because train!) 16: Piranha Plant Slide (This is Mariokart tracks at their finest) 15: DK Jungle (Donkey Kong Country is my favorite game franchise so…) 14: Wii Mushroom Gorge (Not as good as Wii or 8, but still incredible!) 13: Mario Circuit (Oh my god! This Mario Circuit is amazing!) 12: SNES Rainbow Road (Honestly, one of my favorite Rainbow Roads) 11: Shy Guy Bazzar (A good desert track?! Call me impressed!) 10: GCN Dino Dino Jungle (Somehow even better than its original) 9: DS Boston Building (The Bostoniest building that has ever Bostoned) 8: Maka Wuhu (The grandest track in the entire series!) 7: Wii Coconut Mall (There are flaws, but it’s fucking Coconut Mall!) 6: GCN Daisy Cruiser (One of the best tracks in Double Dash) 5: Music Park (Nintendo nailed the theme for this track) 4: Wii Maple Treeway (It lost the bridge. So what? Cry about it!) 3: DS Airship Fortress (An epic, precarious, booby trapped adventure) 2: DS Waluigi Pinball (One of the greatest Mariokart tracks of all time) 1: Rainbow Road (Without a doubt, the best Rainbow Road ever!)

[@Pokemonfan612]

The top 3 tracks here are honestly probably some of my favorite tracks ever in Mario Kart. Granted, I haven't played every game, anything before Wii I haven't gotten around to, but I feel like it'd be hard for anything to top them. Tracks where it's more just 3 segments than just regular laps have always been my favorite, like Mount Wario and Big Blue from 8, they just hit that spot for me that I can't describe beyond "This the good stuff". I'm so glad the Wuhu Island tracks are getting appreciation, because they're really underrated from what I've seen online

[@Springdude11]

18:19 "And said glider section is one of my favorites" *Wario gets hit by blue shell midair.*

[@Sir_Musty]

A Wuhu lover and a Kalimari hater? A man of culture, i see!

[@BiffWeed]

Can’t go wrong with a little bit of Kalimari slander to start your day off

[@endstoneninja3845]

16:51 wait, is that…WALUIGI!?!

[@sannicfann3338]

even someone like my self who only views 7 as a simply good game I can't deny it has some seriously good tracks

[@demonarcher1661]

Question. After you basically done all the rankings for the Mario Kart Games (im guesisng youll do a seperate Rankings for Deluxe and its Booster pack Courses) You ever consider doing rankings for other Racing titles. (Im asking as someone who only really enjoys one Racing game being CTR Nitro Fueled)

[@BiffWeed]

With 8 Deluxe not yet finished releasing, I’ve already done videos on all the Mario Kart games I’ve played extensively. I’d definitely be interested in checking out Double Dash, possibly 64 as well if the controls grow on me more after the one round of it I played the other week was a complete disaster. Haven’t really played any other racing games too much. Tried Sonic and Sega All Stars Transformed well over a decade ago and remember nothing about it, haven’t even touched CTR once in my life.

[@demonarcher1661]

​@BiffWeed noted. Thought it could be a neat idea after (if) you rank all the games from Mario kart. Especially since I actually prefer the CTR Remaster over most Mario karts.

[@partytime113]

Again, Biff weed talking about Mario Kart just puts a smile on my face. Idk why. Looking forward to your MK8 ranking when the booster course pass is finished! Might give me some time to make my own cuz this sounds way too fun.

[@robertthechannel1799]

F Tier 32. Cheep Cheep Lagoon D Tier 31. Toad Circuit 30. N64 Kalamari Desert C Tier 29. N64 Luigi Raceway 28. DS DK Pass B Tier 27. GBA Bowser Castle 1 26. WII Koopa Cape 25. Rock Rock Mountain 24. Daisy Hills 23. N64 Koopa Beach 22. Rosalina’s Ice World 21. GCN Dino Dino Jungle 20. Piranha Plant Slide 19. Bowser’s Castle 18. Mario Circuit A Tier 17. WII Mushroom Gorge 16. GCN Daisy Cruiser 15. SNES Mario Circuit 2 14. Shy Guy Bazaar 13. DS Luigi’s Mansion 12. SNES Rainbow Road 11. WII Coconut Mall 10. DK Jungle 9. WII Maple Treeway 8. Neo Bowser City 7. Wuhu Loop S Tier 6. Music Park 5. Wario Shipyard 4. DS Waluigi Pinball 3. DS Airship Fortress 2. Rainbow Road 1. Maka Wuhu

[@maribelrocha3814]

Idk why but cheep cheep lagoon was so much fun and my go to level back in the day

[@StarmisYTP]

I'm sad Kalimari Desert isn't liked by a lot of people. It's so charming and just so soothing.

[@DonathanXVI]

despite its early-game placement and relative simplicity, my favorite track in mk7 has got to be shy guy bazaar, PURELY because of its amazing music (especially when the frontrunning beat kicks in)

[@gojifanpat]

Pre-Video: I Swear To Fuckin God, If Neo Bowser City Isn't At Least Top 10, I'm Committing January 6th 2, Electric Boogaloo.

[@gojifanpat]

WELL SHIT, LOOKS LIKE IT'S HAPPENING BOIS

[@InaneBlatherskite]

MK7s track roster has always felt like the one of the weirdest, but one of the best. I feel like it has the best nitro line up out of any Mario Kart honestly.

[@amari648]

Honesty I feel like it’s the other way around. It’s has the best retro track selection in the series while it’s nitro track selection is decent but has some ok tracks. 😂

[@absorbent3316]

I actually would rank Maka Wuhu very low compared to Wuhu Loop because of the part that you like-the ending gliding section. The problem with this massive gliding section at the end is that there is almost no chance for a comeback as almost the entirety of the third section is just flying. It doesn’t help that the one lap tracks in this game also just tend to feel a little shorter than they should be, so you’ll start the race and blink and bam your on the glider section with no chance of winning if not in first place. I don’t usually have a problem with gliders, this is just a rare exception that brings down the quality of Maka Wuhu quite a bit for me.

[@endstoneninja3845]

Fair point. That’s the only thing I think could be fixed.

[@k-leb4671]

I don't think Biff has competitive racing as much in mind when thinking about his favourite tracks.

[@scottydude456]

I love Maka Wuhu, but the Wuhu skip kind of brings it down a bit for me because I will never not to the skip so I’m never going to see a good chunk of that course

[@VKudosV]

I'm pumped To see this video come out Biff, As a kid I Always thought That this game had 2 to none (we ignore Kalimari Desert) bad tracks and honestly, it still stands that way

[@Titanium1208]

Based and red pilled or somethin’, gonna share this around like the last one 👍

[@Springdude11]

Nice. Still not big on mario kart, but, I like watching these

[@Sunmellows]

Wasnt initially planning on checking this out, mostly since mario kart isnt a game i have too much interest in. KZbin autoplay had other plans, however. And i actually found myself really enjoying this. Love the energy you have talking about these courses, may go back and check out the other ones too for something to keep my mind busy while i work

[@sullymcdaniel4901]

Are you gonna wait until the booster course pass to finish before ranking 8 deluxe?

[@marcelopaulo446]

For someone who just came out shcraffilas 64 ranking,I got very suprised that you put he's 1° track at the bottom.

[@voltron77]

I definitely think mk7 has the best tracks. Even the worst ones are still c tier.

[@endstoneninja3845]

Same here

[@Radiant_Peach]

the fact Mario Kart 7 brought back so many great DS and Wii tracks make this game a masterpiece

[@dm-sx6wf]

Always a good day when we get a Biff Weed Mario Kart Racing Video Game Video.

[@Jukem]

23:37 MY TRUST: BETRAYED, MY FAITH: WAVERING, MY OPTIMISM: GONE

[@BiffWeed]

Go Jacob Go Jacob

[@JosephRiveraSantiago0617]

Do not mind me I will just keep a running list of the starter courses like Schaffrillas did. Uh... so far on Biff's channel: 1. Toad Circuit (no not TOAD CIRCUIT, this is just toad circuit) 2. Wii Luigi Circuit (It has ramps and Boost Pads, oh-ho-ho slow down, let's not get TOO crazy.) 3. Figure-8 Circuit (It's no surprise that it is D-Tier. That course has nothing and it IS nothing. Just play on the Smash stage instead.) ...Schaff's right, this is a stupid f*cking idea, why did I suddenly decide to make a ranking of these?

[@Sammykyt]

Shy Guy Bazaar is such a good desert track that I never realized it was a desert track until pretty recently when I started hearing people bringing it up. That’s because it really doesn’t look or feel like a desert at all, and the main theme rather than just a generic desert is this Aladdin like Arabian Village even including some elements from SMB2 like the Shy Guys on magic carpets.

[@WarpStarVR]

Kinda bummed that Wario Shipyard isn’t higher up, being it’s one of my favorite courses in the franchise, but B-Tier I can vibe with

[@unclephillymya]

This game has the best tracks

[@endstoneninja3845]

So true

[@LandonEmma]

YOU HATE ROCK ROCK MOUNTAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? >:(

[@BiffWeed]

That is indeed word for word what I said in the video

[@CaptainRillaboomArmenia]

26:45 Literally every Wii nitro except, like, the 2 circuits and Moo Moo Meadows: *Hello*

[@RyansChannel0203]

Outside of Rock Rock Mountain (which has always been one of my favorite tracks with its amazing set pieces and satisfying area skips), this is a pretty solid ranking.

[@starymon]

The grin on my face when I realized that finally there is someone else who doesn't like Kalimari Desert

[@LandonEmma]

Who cares that they "ruined" Koopa Cape, it is much better.

[@unclephillymya]

6:06 BLASHPHEMY !!!

[@benediktduckers1899]

The game I would forget every track beside Waluigi Pinball, Luigis Mansion, Music Park, Dino Dino Jungle, Airship Fortress and the Rainbow Road!

[@kajavajiek]

Love your Mario Kart videos! Always a treat to see one in my feed!

[@linebeckthejohoe4876]

Mario Kart Wii was possibly my favorite game as a kid behind Super Mario Galaxy and Pokémon White 2, so playing MK7 after felt like a disappointment, but this has inspired me to give it another try. I love the Mario Kart content!

[@aratherbritishdinosaur]

Hot Take: I think Koopa City is a better name. Growing up on MK7, I always pictured that this was where the Koopas actually lived, and that just added to the atmosphere for me. Neo Bowser City doesn’t sell that idea quite as much, and doesn’t roll of the tongue very well either.

[@endstoneninja3845]

You actually have a good point there.

[@aratherbritishdinosaur]

@@endstoneninja3845 Thanks! I’m not quite as certain when it comes to the Wii Sports Resort Tracks either. The UK names are way too long (Wuhu Island Loop & Wuhu Mountain Loop) but on the other hand I have no idea what “Maka Wuhu” is supposed to mean. Your thoughts?

[@endstoneninja3845]

@@aratherbritishdinosaur for context, Maka Wuhu is the name of the central volcano on wii sports resort

[@aratherbritishdinosaur]

@@endstoneninja3845 Ah, I see. In that case, I think it’s fair to say those names are better in the US. We still take the W with Melody Motorway though

[@kerschmack7829]

How have I been playing this game for over a decade and never knew about the secret glider path on daisy hills

[@TheDanTheManShow]

Underwater racing was a mistake 😔

[@mmjahink]

I take mild umbrage at the ranking of 3DS Bowser's Castle being so high. Most shallow and disappointing BC of any in the series. Other than that, I pretty much agree with this list.

[@thealientree3821]

2 things gamers agree on: 1. Water levels are bad 2. Desert theme is bad

[@bdasher8556]

I can't exactly put my finger on it but Toad Circuit has to be overrated here. Sure it has a nice amount of things in it but I just don't enjoy playing it. The music is one of the lamest starting tunes in the series and coming off of DS and Wii, it somehow has more boring theme but again, I can't put my finger on it.

[@RysGameZ]

I think the only reason why people hate this game is because Waluigi isn't in the game and the battle mode isn't that good. (I'm joking btw you can like whatever you want.)

[@ArceusBowser212]

I may be one of the very few that love Kalimari Desert, but I don't care. I LOVE IT IN MK7 and 8DX. Something about the track, asthetic, music, and gimmick of the train just hits me deep, so I have a huge soft spot for this track. Easily my favorite desert track in the Mario Kart series.

[@blueish_01]

i don’t like how tracks are named different in different regions, then people complain about the names. in my opinion, i prefer alpine pass and melody motorway over rock rock mountain and music park

[@KristineBacher]

Daisy Hills number 1 Because of The Goats, Seriously they’re Way too Cute

[@microwaved_fork1009]

never before have I been so happy to see Kalimari desert in last place. Screw. Kalimari. Desert

[@chinkram]

even the literal spanish transalation of Music Park is better name lol, it is Musical Highway

[@milkshakedraws6944]

All behold The Great Banana! It is, indeed, real.

[@chinkram]

at least on 64 you could go under the train in between the wheels if you were skilled enough, such a downgrade tbh

[@Kameron347]

It’s so sad that we can’t play this online anymore

[@javf2212]

You put Koopa Cape WHERE!?!?!?

[@BiffWeed]

Javf you don’t understand they boarded up the cliff side

[@sullymcdaniel4901]

@@BiffWeedatleast it still has the nightmare eels

[@javf2212]

@@BiffWeed YOU PUT MUSIC PARK WHERE???????????

[@BiffWeed]

Melody Motorway*

[@base4yrface]

Melody Motorway is the best track in the game

[@charlea533]

hearing the american names of these tracks is so jarring to me when i grew up with the europe / uk version 💀

[@MKWilliam]

26:00 oh hey that's me

[@TonyFromWiiSports3541]

FINALLY SOMEONE RESPECTS WUHU ISLAND

[@MidnightPhantom]

Gotta agree, most of the tracks here are really good. Plus this was part of my childhood

[@dominicjannazo7144]

Wuhu represent. Your bias is also my bias.

[@N_DAnimationEnthusiast]

Ooh! Mario kart tier list! Can’t wait to roast it! Lol

[@JemarcusTheLamb87]

Piranha Plant Slide is my favorite.

[@ETHAN-is3li]

Here are my personal rankings for all nitros: 4/10 Tier * Toad Circuit 6/10 Tier * Daisy Hills * Cheep Cheep Lagoon 7/10 Tier * Shy Guy Bazaar * Mario Circuit * Neo Bowser City * Rosalina’s Ice World 8/10 Tier * Wuhu Loop * Music Park 9/10 Tier * Rock Rock Mountain * Piranha Plant Slide * Wario Shipyard * Maka Wuhu * DK Jungle * Bowser’s Castle * Rainbow Road

[@ETHAN-is3li]

No 10/10 nitros, but I have two 10/10 retros. One is Wii Maple Treeway and the other is DS Airship Fortress.

[@SprainedSentinel]

Look I’ll say this right now, you WILL have so much more fun with KD once you play in 8DX’s Booster Course Pass. I won’t spoil it here if you don’t know about it extensively, but it’s nonetheless, the best version of the track bar none.

[@BiffWeed]

I have played the Tour version, I still don’t love it in that but it’s a definite improvement, and I can only assume the 8DX version is even better since it’s not held back by Tour’s mechanics

[@mariodededex]

I never Notice That There Is 2 Trains On Kalimari Desert!

[@Emil08YT]

Koopa cape is F- tier after the tube path.

[@VideoGameStarChannelSupreme]

"This is the third game in a row to bring back a SNES Mario Circuit" Mario Kart 8: Alright, then have GBA Mario Circuit

[@BiffWeed]

And then they brought back SNES Mario Circuit 3 in the booster course pass anyway so make that 4 in a row

[@nn17fi99]

I think 7 has my favourite set of base game nitros

[@unclephillymya]

Rainbow Road PEAKED in this game

[@F.G_7even]

Really good list, I think mario kart 7 has the best selection of tracks. IG toad circuit and Daisy hill are too high but also Justice for Kalimari Desert.

[@Typi]

WaCkY fAcT: The reason DS Figure 8 Circuit has yet to be remade isn't because it's too boring, it's because when the developers finished reworking it for 8, they deemed it too perfect for mortal eyes, as several of its developers had gone mad after play testing it due to it's perfection. They have since sunk down the only harddrive containing its files to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

[@j7sportvideo24]

I played mkds when I was little but never enjoyed it as much as mk7. I’ve played the hell out of this game since 5th grade. I still play it to this day.

[@chadmcdownbad]

Mario Circuit 2 was my favorite in the SNES due to the fact that I lay banana peels or green shells on the ramp, making the CPU's have trouble going on that ramp

[@bowserdude5998]

Can't believe you would slander the goated Alpine Pass like this, unforgivable

[@CSpaDinner]

The only real bad thing about this game is no Waluigi, everything else is really great!

[@TonyGue]

It's to me the wii version on a ds device

[@3eve0n]

you should play double dash. NOW.

[@Lolsu35]

Rainbow road only on 3 feels illegal

[@edonkrasniqi9577]

Shy guys basar on b tier is a crime

[@kiwi_1037]

Is no one gonna talk about that ROCK ROCK MOUNTAIN is 28th??! 🤣🤣😭 you’re entitled to your own opinion but damn that’s a banger of a track with an amazing song to back it

[@BiffWeed]

I’m surprised I haven’t gotten more shit for that honestly. It’s a good track just not one that quite fully clicks with me.

[@kiwi_1037]

@@BiffWeed yeah I feel ya, it’s just one of my all time favorites, idk why tbh. It just clicks with me I guess and that song is a banger

[@thanosquack6974]

I have nothing quirky to say this is just a very nice video covering a great game

[@Anime_Stand_5]

People thinking Biff Weed was spending all this time working on the last 3 review videos he hasn’t done yet Psych, it’s all been spent rightfully on Mario Cart tracks 👍

[@BiffWeed]

No don’t worry only half my time went towards the Mario Kart video The other half went to the holiday I was on

[@Anime_Stand_5]

@@BiffWeed That’s great to hear, always happy to know when one’s able to sit back, relax and enjoy themselves Not all of life is dedicated to work with no breaks. We all deserve to take it easy and relax every now and again. Happy to hear you got to do that mate, good for you 😊👍

[@rei-tosb]

Like what everyone else is saying, it's great to see you branching out from exclusively DB. It's always fun listening to you talk about funny Mario in a Honda Civic game and I'm looking forward to seeing you cover more of the series...if you end up covering more of the series. I can't believe Captain Toad fucking died

[@M2_Unknown]

Before the Booster Course Pass from 8 came through to give the game 10 more years of being alive This was the second Mario Kart game I play the most, second only to DS. Growing Up I think the thing the turn me off the most from playing this one is that there wasn’t any offline Versus mode like in DS, cause I usually love to play a 32 Non Stop All Random Tracks race stuff that you couldn’t do in 7, but I still have a ton of fun with this game since the track selection is amazing and the online was also good from what I remember Hopefully Maka Wuhu can make it to the Final Wave of the DLC for MK 8

[@mariojordan9543]

Watching the place u put Kalamari dessert gave a a vicoous whiplash, but i will accept it cuz we are brothers of Wuhu Island