EVERY SUBWAY EVER

Subway - whether it's the $5 footlongs that are really $11.50, sandwiches that are 85% lettuce, the sandwich artist that takes it a little too seriously, and more, this is Every Subway Ever!
CAST
Ian Hecox
Noah Grossman
Keith Leak Jr.
Courtney Miller
Olivia Sui
Shayne Topp
CREW
Directed and Produced by Ryan Todd
Written by Noah Grossman, Monica Vasandani, & Ryan Finnerty
Smosh Co-Founded by Ian Hecox & Anthony Padilla
Smosh Creative Director: Luke Barats
Director of Photography: John Hale
Editor: Nick Agich
Senior Producer: Alex Hluch
Producer: Kristina Nikolic
First Assistant Director: Tanner Risner
Production Designer: Tayler Nicholson
Art Director: Jake Sperling
Camera: Brennan Iketani
Gaffer: Justin Thatcher
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Makeup Artist: Rachel Jenkins
Costume Designer: Lindsay Hamilton
Assistant Editor: Matthew Duran
Post-Production Supervisor: Reed Brice
Senior Design: Ness Cardano

[@TheDivinian]

As a subway employee, the "more lettuce" is so accurate. They load their sandwich with all the veggies and then stare at you like you're dumb while you try to close their salad on bread.

[@DarkKnightTrinity]

I remember a few years ago they used to be SUPER stingy, like they would count out like 5 pickle slices, 5 pieces of tomato, stuff like that. Not so bad now but for years it was awful.

[@chiTownN1]

@Tom Dougherty i couldnt bring myself to not say this so here i go: no one asked

[@ZacharyLVL15262]

I WANT MORE LETTUCE

[@maenad1231]

When you really want to be health conscious by eating a salad but you just ain’t ready to cut down on the refined carbs

[@ZacharyLVL15262]

@@maenad1231 I W A N T M O R E L E T T U C E

[@nicong8684]

“Hello can I buy a popcorn?” “Sure, what type of bread”

[@complexsonicz9239]

Sooouubway no have popcorn

[@complexsonicz9239]

@CREEPER AWW soubway yummy delicious subs

[@NumptyDumpty33]

@@complexsonicz9239 Great Soooubs

[@complexsonicz9239]

@@NumptyDumpty33 souuubs delicious yum souuubs tasty good soubs 👍 🥪🥖

[@SilliBoi69]

@@complexsonicz9239 r/wooosh

[@nuph5918]

"NO BREAD! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL!" "Huh, wait- breadbowl?" "NOOOO!!!!!!" Subway In A Nutshell

[@kimblackburn493]

Courtney and Noah screaming at each other still lives in my brain 🤣🤣

[@sarwatwaseem4147]

"NO BREAD! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL!" "Huh, wait- breadbowl?" "NOOOO!!!!!!" THIS SENT ME

[@faiyazshafin_0885]

LMFAO I CANT XD

[@angad6332]

Right when u said that it played that in the video

[@hongpigeon2950]

I cannot

[@disciplewill7696]

It sent you where?

[@LucrativePerson]

@@angad6332 same

[@Bending_Hectic]

Are we all gonna ignore Shayne saying: “I’ve caught every single one...pokemon not stds.”

[@MetalCapR]

Are you gonna ignore that someone said goku

[@Bending_Hectic]

th3 gam3r no

[@jenniferarbour8597]

th3 gam3r yes.

[@LobatoRoofing]

😂😅

[@LobatoRoofing]

@@MetalCapR 0 😂😅

[@calebavendano8863]

he said “it’s our slogan eat fresh” so innocently

[@frederickwagner5776]

I was a Subway worker and everything in this video is 100% accurate! I used to have a couple as customers who loved our southwest sauce so much we used to empty our bottles into their sandwiches and then have to refill them immediately because they would empty them.

[@flingflong5853]

Courtney yelling "NOOOO!!" with that perfect cut gives me life

[@renegaderaines2189]

Perfectly cut screams

[@daphnebowbeckerman2498]

@@renegaderaines2189 *confused screaming*

[@Cacacacacaca]

Idk

[@plaz6065]

2:30

[@Frostorm777]

Oh that’s her name?

[@perky7263]

When a girl from Starbucks comes to subway 0:45

[@kanothegamingchannel1051]

lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@shyliabakkala3358]

Xd

[@bolt9953]

That's the same girl

[@darthguinness3561]

Timeline UDM that’s what he said you turtle.

[@phooyone829]

I want a 6 inch Pakistan

[@wenzo_addictfr]

“I SAID..A SALAD!!!” “YEAH, WHAT KIND OF BREAD?!?!?!?!?! 🥖 “ “NONE!! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWLL!!!” “Oh..a bread bowl?” “NO!!”

[@jtohbunnyrabbit]

*Timestamps:* 0:00 The Artiste 0:40 The Misunderstanding 1:10 "What Kind of Bread?" 1:30 Slogan Misunderstand 1:52 Super-Coke 2:19 I̷̢̢̛̟̹͍̪̖̯̟̬͙̬͔̞̖͔̱̗͎͙̰̺̞̬̼̩̱̝͍͐̈́̓̇̋̎̉̃̓̅̓̀̉̓̃̐̐̀̏́̊̎̆̈̓̂̽͗͂̏̿̋͘̚̚͘͘͜͝͠͠͝ͅ ̷̧̨̧̢̧̡̟̫̞̪͙̱͎̰̲͉̭͇̦̰͉̩̥̝̻̣̪̩͚̮̹̯̪̲̼͋̉̓͆̃̈̈́̈́̆͋̅̾̐̉̀̈̏̑̒͋̈́͒̓͂͊̏̄̋̑̀̓̈̊̊̔́͋̕͘͘̕̚̕͜͜͠͝͠S̴͈̝̫̝͈̓͊̓͛͐̈́̈́͂͋̽͋̾̅͋̎̂̀̀̾͆̀̎̐͗͛̆̔̽̃̇͆̈̌̏̈͛́͂̈́̓̕̚̕͝͝͝Ȧ̵̧̧̛̝͖̥͈̳̬̮̳͍̹̱̗̟̈́̾́̇͂͗̓̐̎̉͐̿̀̾̇͌̿̎̆̎͛̈̄̾̀̿̆̚̚͝͝ͅI̶̢̢̭͇̞̪̯͕̣̙͉̅́̈̐̽͋̓̓̑͌̄̈́̑͆͒̄͊̂̀̿̇̋͋͊͛̓̈̈́̕̚̚͠͝͝D̸̡̡̢̨͎̬̗͎̭̲̟̙͔̳̦̹͇̖̳̗̤͈̖̝̼̫̲̖͖͍͚̭̘̩͈̦̫̀̅̈́̍̂̾͂̋͗́̈́́̇̎͒̈́̃̄͌́̑̉̈́͑͗́̅̊͊̀̅̿̒̑̍͒̄͂̔͊͗̌̕͠͠,̶̧̢̧̡̨̧̝̮̩͕̙͖͖͉̠̭̩͚̹͇̬̻̣̩͙͍̞̼͉͓̗͙͓͎̫̺̲̪̺̭̍͌͆̐̉́́́̊̚̚͜͠͝ͅ ̶̡̡̹̺̠̙̝͍̣̙͚̳̤̩̠̤̗̮̼̯̣͕̜͍͚͈̞̺̞͇̞̤̞̦̹͎͖͕̮̙͕͐̐̋̎͐̒͗̈̈͛͐̊͌̉͂̇̌̆̐̂̍̎̂̅̾͋̎̕̕͠͝͝͝ͅͅA̴̢̨̢̢̡̺͈̻̺̺̩̺̹̫̝͓͇̩͖̯̜̯̰̺̤̘̩͎̥̥̩͇͋̎̈͂̓̀͊̂̉́̈́̊̾̐̓̀̌́̈̍̀͂̀́̈͊̆͗̆̆͂̀͌̌̊̀̽̒͐̈́̔͐͛͒̕̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅ ̷̨̢̢̧̛̭̟̯̪͖̹̤̖̥̠̪̹̭̳̭̪̥̯͔͍͍͕̖̰̗͒̈̃̈́̇̂́̏̀̓̈́̇ͅS̴̡̧̧̢̛̛̛͇̳̦͕̦̝͇͍̮̜͔̯̝͚̺̞͓̪̼͇̘̣̝̈́̔͛̂̈́͆̀̂̑̐͛̈̂̐̉̎̈́̎͂̒͒̈́̍̌̍͋̇́̉̐̀͐̐͘̚̕̚̕̕̕͝͝͝Ą̴̢̧̝͖̻̫̱̖͕̩͉̮̙̘̹̰͈̥͉̞͙̜͚͙͉̜͈̲̪̰̗̼͕̪̱̯̦̜͉̈̓̿͐̓̊͊̊̍̄̈́̆̌̽̑̌̾̓͆̍́̾͘͘͘̚͜͠͝͠ͅͅḶ̸̨̡͖̪̺́̾̑͂̀́̌́̅̇̐͒͂̏̎̓̌̌͑̏͗̑͂̌̓̒̽̄̽͌͗̈́͐́͐̀̑́̊̑̔̕̕͠͝À̷̡̬̦̥̯̼͎̜̟̹̮͍͎͎̅̋͆̋̄̌̿̅͌́̌̀̐͐͌̓̀̐͑̐͒̈́͌̊̇́͗̓̄͝͝͝ͅͅḒ̶̢̧̡̢̼̜̬͕̬̝͖͎̟̘̝̰͖̯̱͍̙̻̦̩̺̑̅̄͜͜͝.̴̨̧̧͉̮̺̠̫̙̖̹̰̞̙̭̟͎̼̤̲̠͈͕̩͉̠͎͔̞̻̪͉̬̞̣̘̤́̏̐̿̂̐̈́̅̒̏̾͂͋̂͛̅̓̓́̐̕̕͠ͅͅͅ 2:34 I Want More Lettuce. 3:41 Finally A Salad 🥗 4:06 Our Queen! Noooo!

[@s1mplyth3]

What

[@ZacharyLVL15262]

@@s1mplyth3 KIIIND OF BREEEAD?!?!

[@elmidahiradam]

@@ZacharyLVL15262 I SAID A SALAD

[@ZacharyLVL15262]

@@elmidahiradam WHAT KIIIIND OF BREEEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

[@hcollier2938ify]

@@ZacharyLVL15262 I SAID A SALAD!!!

[@foodguru6960]

Legend has it, that woman is still trying to get a salad

[@hillelkrieger]

But didn't she get one

[@botlifematter7111]

@@hillelkrieger she didn’t.

[@hillelkrieger]

@@botlifematter7111 yeah she did at the end

[@Stupid-tk1lh]

lol

[@szyviantadeo6357]

@@hillelkrieger but he asked her if she wants it “toasted”

[@jamesck7559]

Noah: RIGHT!! WHAT KIND OF BREAD OPTION?! Courtney: *a S A L A D ! ! ! !*

[@Gevitron]

WHAT KIND OF BR-- Oh. Do you mean a bread bowl?

[@pickle1897]

@@Gevitron *unholy screeching*

[@esperanzapineda921]

I think Noah meant what bread for the croutons

[@25561carlos]

A SALAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@sophiaveness6950]

Ik

[@parvinaliyeva9995]

"Hi, I would like a salad" "Ok, what type of bread?" "I said a salad" "Right, what kind of bread?" I would've tried saying *"0 calorie bread, please"*

[@ZacharyLVL15262]

Well I would have tried putting 20 croutons on the salad.

[@spishyofficial]

The whole salad conundrum will forever be my favorite Courtney performance 😂

[@Whoisthis408]

“Every subway smells the same” YESS I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME!!

[@kermit2927]

Crunch freakin Catrina

[@arachnoslayer]

Its a good type of smell though

[@baqiral-quraishi8120]

Crunch what is the smell?

[@kate6046]

@@baqiral-quraishi8120 cheese oregano bread

[@lickinthatchikin7411]

R u stupid it’s the smell of subs

[@MQHNATYTC8262]

Girl: “I’m attending my father’s funeral...” *WhAT KiNd oF BrEAd* *WoUlD yOu LIke HiM ToAstEd?*

[@ELukedrc]

Yea

[@bsloan2470]

Theodd1sout

[@gogel_]

SOOOUBWAAAY

[@simar4883]

Dead bread

[@thikkh3ad345]

Brown

[@skylarsauer6795]

I work at subway and honestly…. I’ve even asked “what kind of bread” after being told they wanted a salad… 🤣🤣

[@spongedomful]

What reaction did you get?

[@lilcookied7054]

Whos here in 2024?????

[@criticallybryan]

I'm just here to remember how to make a salad

[@Smoke16666]

​@criticallybryan what kind of bread are you gonna have on it?

[@isimp4312]

Who isn’t

[@serhatselcuk7790]

Yup

[@denizgunes9509]

@@Smoke16666no bread just salad

[@Basiaelk]

Me: *Can I get a bread?* Worker: *Sure, What type of salad?*

[@CallMePres]

69th like Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@urmomnoob1160]

110th like

[@hussinalkhashti5933]

N O no

[@independentquebec3500]

Bread bowl

[@gabbiemohamed9872]

149th like

[@darthsand4204]

Customer: *hi can I have the key to the bathroom* Subway worker: *sure, what type of bread*

[@AriInhalesSeasoning]

*Would you like that toasted?*

[@abbyashpuppies9019]

*/no thx/*

[@bencoldwell8716]

Arianna Robinson 😂

[@noresultsfound6989]

would you like it with olives? lol

[@stickfights5958]

*“WHERE DID YOU SAY THAT MCDONALD'S WAS AGAIN"*

[@OnlyAngel91]

it's my tradition to watch this every time i eat subway, that's art.

[@fbidumbbee]

same, it's a spiritual experience

[@Brain-tk6si]

Same

[@Beh-ze4hr]

Same

[@flqvvii]

so glad this era of smosh is over

[@KAULITZONLY]

Samee

[@GunToYoMouth]

This part of Smosh wasn't that bad. The skits were pretty good. Not as good as Smosh before but this wasn't all that bad.

[@bardknight]

"Every Subway smells the same" Absolutely true. I'm getting flashbacks from my time working there.

[@samanthaperez7203]

No body cares

[@LinInABin]

Samantha Perez I do. So be quiet

[@epict1337]

@@samanthaperez7203 about youuuuuuuu

[@kaytk1762]

@@samanthaperez7203 stfu

[@mysticangel192]

This is really true😂😂

[@arxe_d3505]

“You want a six inch Pakistan...” “What?”

[@rayalexander5298]

PH Intro plays

[@2smokeHennerz]

Lol

[@imranplays5619]

@@rayalexander5298 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@aminbaig1998]

Didn't understand that even as a Pakistani but sounds funny 😂😂

[@rilxmgiveme.2krobuxplsisub942]

me 8n Pakistan

[@thewillofabeast9079]

Courtney could’ve said that she’d like her salad toasted for 1 Second.

[@condutchak]

Real talk, I miss these videos

[@alexthehooligan]

“What kind of bread OPTION??” *_”A SALAAA- -“_*

[@xtr3me663]

That’s me when I say mom I want noodles and she says you want poodles

[@marygautreaux8558]

L

[@lionelsesa6422]

the bread is for crotons

[@peak4boo568]

Lol

[@u_q6c]

There are salads with bread

[@caidenmedina9110]

Before she yelled”A SALADDDDDDDDDDD” the captions said “PLEASE TAKE YOR HEADPHONES OFF” lol.

[@bruhnewbie]

Lol I know right

[@PGHLFan399]

The captions are drunk including the creator of KZbin

[@Jack-zx1ht]

I went back to that part and blasted my headphones

[@kighslasher5355]

Lol ikr

[@kighslasher5355]

@nezuko kamado lol

[@soviettonk9259]

“I want Joe” “Whos Joe” “JOE MAMA” “Sure what type of bread” “uhh what”

[@Enteringdullsville]

Anyone on a binge bouncing back and forth between eras because both are hilarious?

[@leilachan5698]

0:01: How I do my homework 0:25: What my teacher thinks.

[@thehuskylife6887]

@Tramp Bros no dont woosh this the comment wasn't funny

[@flamestoney5651]

Tramp Bros idiot

[@wingman2h]

Kinda funny ima like

[@allisoncroke9723]

@Tramp Bros

[@Alexsomnia]

@Tramp Bros THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT HOW WOOOOSH WORKS

[@pixie1233]

"FINALLY SOMEONE BUYS OUR SOUP" ...They sell soup??

[@nyrgaming3091]

Pixie 123 they used to I think

[@emmaleeboargan762]

We do!!

[@lyricalonix3656]

Pixie 123 in my subway we do

[@mythicalwonder8519]

Not anymore

[@MazenPlays]

My subway sells soup

[@Squishy-gv3is]

It’s nice to see that the subtitle writers get to have fun :)

[@realwalletinspector]

Ive watched this video like 15 times it never gets old lmao

[@gameknightyboi7539]

Boy: “My mom and dad are divorcing....” Worker: “SuRe WhAt TyPe Of BrEaD?”

[@amysyoutube8479]

Lol

[@mariafe7050]

I would like the divorce type of bread.

[@wandaperi]

nOrMiE

[@jackrudolf1745]

"GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!" "Sure, what kind of bread?" *cofused noises*

[@x-rax716]

What is cofused

[@jcvv466]

@@x-rax716 he meant confused

[@ZackyASMR]

Would you like that toasted?

[@jackrudolf1745]

@@x-rax716 I'm not gonna fix my misspelling just because

[@radiuslol6467]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ultimateghostfreak2343]

robber: give me all the cash in your register me: no worries man, what bread will that be on?

[@kryptwill8340]

to this day, this video is still a masterpiece

[@shiryoku7791]

"Can i have a sandwich?" "Sure what type of salad?"

[@IceNineThrills]

Lol Panara Bread be like that

[@tooley877]

You just got uno’d

[@pieceofgarbage4359]

Hmm yes the ceiling is made of floor

[@K_Smith213]

@@pieceofgarbage4359 lmfao

[@SoggyChikn]

“Can i have a toilet paper?” “Sure do u want it toasted?”

[@maksimsarchevski1700]

Smosh: touching the sandwich with no gloves TheOdd1sout: that’s illegal

[@greg2601]

ok

[@d-boi4958]

Lol

[@drucifer3185]

Never seen Gordon Ramsay wear gloves

[@couch866]

DrewbyDoo oh shit

[@dogoboy2774]

Haha

[@BadTimesWithGrian]

I loved watching this video when I was younger, and I still do, I'm glad I remembered this

[@carbs70]

i watched this 46 times and its still good

[@carterpsych]

Courtney screaming salad is a whole mood.😆

[@Watchinwheel]

That was actually kind of hot

[@JohnsPlaysYT]

@@Watchinwheel ayo what

[@lazmo4941]

@@JohnsPlaysYT he has never seen light since 2014

[@lazmo4941]

@Someone yup he sure is..

[@Watchinwheel]

@@lazmo4941 2012 actually lolz

[@gabelol9987]

4:05. “I got every one”. “Pokémon, not STD’s” lol

[@JonAndreasNilsen]

bet he has both👍🏽

[@oscarramirez2697]

@@JonAndreasNilsen maybe he does

[@dommonek]

Ha lol

[@cookie7112]

I wanted to work at subway but while watching this now im questioning by decision

[@oizysgrief9984]

God I haven't watched smosh in 5 years and seeing the cast now, holy crap.

[@MaxifyTraits]

yeah, i miss the days with just Ian and Anthony

[@NathalexSan]

*I S A I D A S A L A D*

[@DOESICK]

WHEAT OR WHITE BREAD?

[@doublebubblediscoqwn3058]

white please.

[@ryandan646]

Nathalex Olea WHAT KINDA BREAD YOU WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@naterly]

Nathalex Olea would you like it toasted?

[@noahwood2620]

King Bob-Omb: WELL THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK *walks out and blows a hole in the wall*

[@namseongxu]

Every Sooubway ever

[@Trash-bd1cb]

Puggo Pug oh i see you are a man of culture as well

[@kokichiomakingofthegays8019]

Wear your seatbelt

[@PotatoBosscheck]

Don't forget to wear your seatbelt

[@ceciliamandujano286]

W O A H

[@SapphicHuldra]

MOAR LETTUCE!!!! MOOOAAAAARRR!!!!!!

[@randomperson728ß]

Their subway is cleaner then mine it has rust and mold stuff 😂

[@nj3469]

I used to work at subway for one summer and the lettuce thing hit me at a spiritual level

[@amazuber658]

Sponsored by Subway. Stay fresh.

[@THZincTV]

Amazuber eef freef

[@TLcool4]

no its sponsored by soubway

[@ewanm5228]

What type of bread with that?

[@katherinelapic6312]

Amazuber i

[@noahwood2620]

WRONG SLOGAN

[@tutex119]

Random guy: excuse me, where is the bathroom? Subway employee: Sure, what type of bread?

[@KimRoberts514]

TUTEX11 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aeuo1088]

Number 2

[@GabyStarStudiosOfficial]

And then he got fired. (Thats the joke)

[@alexanderhiatt2399]

White bread, please.

[@123backflipman]

Nice comment steal

[@zzTriggerr]

best video ive ever seen. thank you!

[@DC-ho3fh]

The music fits so perfectly with everything

[@cautionhazardous2236]

Brief summary of the comments: “ODD1SOUT” “BREAD” “SUBWAY” *”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”*

[@mbo2000sa]

CHEESE

[@UsmanAhmed_u]

@@mbo2000sa Extra bread please

[@hillelkrieger]

His name is THEodd1sout

[@sirdoxxthethird]

1:26

[@JUN0100]

SALAD

[@impostingcookierecipes2006]

Legend has it she still didn’t get her salad.

[@anthonythomas487]

Yeet Patrol it’s in the toaster

[@mackevv]

Yeet Patrol qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.

[@ZacharyLVL15262]

@@anthonythomas487 Yeah right, how long would you like this toasted for, very funny.

[@josephlovitt6733]

1:10 Courtney: Hi. Um, I'd like a salad, please. Noah: Okay! What kind of bread? Courtney: Uh, no. A salad? Noah: Right. What kind of bread? Courtney: Uh, none! A salad! Noah: Right! What kind of bread option?! 2:19 Courtney: I SAID, A SALAD! Noah: WHAT KIND OF BREAD?! Courtney: NO BREAD! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL!!!! Noah: WHAT-? Wait, uh, bread bowl? Courtney: NNOOO--! DJ: How many types of bread does Subway sell?

[@SFTYoutube]

Timestamps: 0:01-Sandwich Artist 0:39-Six Inch Pakistan What? 1:10-A SALAD 1:30- Eat Fresh 1:51-Whole Wheat Bread 2:19-A SALAD PT.2 2:35-More Lettuce 3:40- A SALAD PT.3 4:05-Brocoli Cheddar Soup 5:14- What Kinda Bread(outro)

[@chickenmedia9947]

Thanks ❤❤

[@SFTYoutube]

@@chickenmedia9947 no problem

[@apizzatopping]

"I've got every single one. Pokemon, not STDs." I actually laughed out loud for that one. 😂

[@XBladeAnimationsInc]

Natalie M they literally said it like it was nothing 😂😂

[@noodlesinabowl3682]

Natalie M same

[@poocasoldchannel]

*insert can I have blank joke* *wHat KInD oF BReaD?*

[@fazmo3415]

poopy paoo

[@erto823]

I SAID A SALAT!!!!

[@thepranksterlopez8303]

A SALAD!!!

[@rikkyforesman2066]

@@fazmo3415 coffe

[@magnificentgamelord8750]

The prankster Lopez what kind of bread optiona!!!!

[@maxxt0rr3s6]

I was falling asleep during this video then I hear Courtney say “A SALAD”

[@chosen3494]

The first 30 secs always crack me up 😂

[@magpet.]

“Bread bowl?” *”NO-“* ---------------- “How long would you want this toasted for?” *”NO-”*

[@KITAN47Ag]

I love you're profile pic

[@theinternetgeek3680]

@Max3m 212 likes and only one comment wait make that 2

[@robloxnoob4098]

I just want it toasted for 1 second

[@theinternetgeek3680]

You must be new here....

[@reberbicho1431]

Falsches Video 😂😂😂

[@picky228]

"You look fresh. What's your name, subway?" *"I S A I D A S A L A D"*

[@sakibrayhan8919]

Guys i think she wants a salad

[@donnellylml6319]

Lolol

[@stephenm8725]

what kind of bread?

[@sakibrayhan8919]

@@stephenm8725 A SALAD!!!

[@manipulator4535]

@Zevs4ik - MinecraftPE I agree

[@dftbarachel]

who’s here after shayne talked about this on smosh mouth

[@bdictjames]

Courtney deserves an Emmy for this, lol

[@phoeniksnguyen4750]

2:53 **The odd1sout fans heavily breathing**

[@omnisntR6]

Ikr

[@luxembourgishfilms6029]

Phoeniks Nguyen I was just thinking that!!!

[@luxembourgishfilms6029]

SOUUBWAY

[@theticsnail0831]

Phoeniks Nguyen SOOUBWAY

[@goldenfish5390]

Phoeniks Nguyen true

[@zillah1157]

"I have all of them. Pokemon cards, not STDs" I died.

[@summermermaidstar756]

Pokemon, he didn't specify cards

[@goldenbrothers3829]

Becky The Epic Nerd what STDs

[@zillah1157]

@@goldenbrothers3829 it's a quote from the video...

[@williamlucente2599]

Becky The Epic Nerd lol

[@cutebugcompilation]

Same

[@rogue7723]

I’d love happy whimsical music whenever I prepare a meal.

[@introvertgirl1676]

"Every subway smells the same" ikr! They have the exact same scent 😅

[@duckllesmcfuckles9657]

Hey I need life insurance Sure what kind of bread

[@Nietabs]

Wrong department. Mate, this is subway we serve sandwich

[@thetalkingpuppet3734]

Toast it’s just a joke

[@duckllesmcfuckles9657]

Toast shire what kind of bread

[@Nietabs]

@@duckllesmcfuckles9657 Chicken Sandwich please

[@teamlaaganph-usa6008]

Sorry we dont serve life insurance here if you got a problem with that take yo ass to mcdonalds,right around the corner.

[@memicai]

*Bread On Salad Scenes:* 1:10 2:19 3:40 5:14

[@leightonplayzgamez3340]

Champion Red those are my favourite parts

[@fangamer2206]

*My favorite moments*

[@fangamer2206]

5:14-5:15

[@11.ChrisLe]

the lamest joke

[@isabelle2324]

Champion Red q

[@sherwaynestinkz]

I like how theodd1stout just says “every. subway. EVER” prolly tributing to his sooubway series (also he says other things in this vid)

[@pugsloverpugsarecute823]

Guy: "Just a little more lettuce" Cashier: *puts a boatload of lettuce on there*

[@MTR_Nara]

"WHAT KIIIIIND OF BRRRREEEEAAAAD!!!?" 😂 I can't man

[@anoob785]

A SALAD

[@zoastro1751]

VEGETABLES IN A BOWL

[@lanor043]

WHA- Wait, Uhh Bread bowl?

[@theflyingcake7927]

NO A SALAD

[@lanor043]

Theflyingcake 79 Bruh thats not What YOU gotta SAY NOOOOOO

[@helili]

*James has entered the chat*

[@geomochi4904]

Y no repli

[@helili]

@@geomochi4904 i have no idea

[@geomochi4904]

Lol

[@trisopterus5631]

This Subway though, not Sooubway

[@parandersson8668]

Heli Petunia w

[@xtraalexx909]

"I would like a salad" "sure, what type of bread?" "no, a salad" "what type of bread??" "NO, A S A L A D" "SURE WHAT TYPE IF BREAD" "NOOOOO" "WHAT TYPE OF B R E A D" NOOOO A SALAD!" "WHAT TYPE OF BREAD?!" "Ohhhh, that's a salad" "yes, just vegetables- it's perfect" "would you like it toasted?" "no, it's a salad" "how long would you like it toasted for?" "...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" "OK, I would like a salad" "ok what type of bread?"

[@susannasjobloiisdididididm8490]

The salad conversation was so funny

[@MAG-qd2wn]

Ever soobway ever The odd ones out reference

[@miamartin6377]

James Gomez sooubway

[@TheAsrielDeal]

M.A.G 2573 no

[@LottaActionGaming]

Who got this recommended after watching Milad so much

[@alfaqihmubarok9732]

Me

[@walterbrunswick]

Me

[@sydnicunningham6926]

yup always

[@vazidajetako]

me!

[@advaitchakravarthy579]

Mi mild mirg right

[@TheCrumpster]

I love watching this while eating subway

[@Sarkeysmusic]

nothing like the old smosh, but not as bad as i thought

[@Fatih_M177]

It doesn't have the charm, but it is funny. Shayne especially but Courtney really shined here!

[@heyimmux1484]

Can I have a Coke? *would you like that toasted*

[@meemhub9992]

Hey I'm Mux Yes, I would have it toasted.

[@ranchonbread4905]

Your forgetting the light spread of mayo

[@peak4boo568]

Hey I'm Mux lol

[@jaidenbeltran3970]

Yes

[@fr0zenliquid508]

Bionic wheat

[@beermonkey18271]

Smosh: GIVE ME MORE LETTUCE TheOdd1sOut fans: hmmmmmm Holy mackerel

[@swybayjingler6964]

SOOUBWAY

[@theboss6551]

Sooubway

[@lifeisalie5236]

Yep

[@xankex33]

true

[@idklol-hb4lm]

Life Is a lie Hamilton? What are u doing in the comment section?

[@Bryce-rh2fp]

"I've got every one Pokemon, not STD's" lmao made me laugh so hard

[@kingconrad4577]

The nostalgia hitting hard, i missed watching these

[@wooza5919]

Me: Can I be employed for this subway? Worker: *Sure, what type of bread?*

[@AV-qw1kc]

Employee: what type of bread? Me: Boneless.

[@alykgray]

Andy Marrow my friend once ordered a boneless pizza...

[@bioreen]

Lol

[@comfyeclipse]

this HAS to be my fave every blank ever (alongside the every vine ever too)

[@POlystr4rt_AMV]

Worker : _Grabs some Ingredients that I chose_ Me : *"Starred at his Hand cause he is not wearing some gloves while make my sandwich"*

[@forcelifeforce]

Then you speak up and tell the worker to put on the gloves. If not, walk out but also report it to the manager. If no improvement, report the place to your health department.

[@POlystr4rt_AMV]

Look I just wanted a piece of Sandwich in peace isn't that clear?

[@iamthemeguyhere]

Smosh: I would like a good comment! Me: WhAt TyPe Of BrEaD?!?!?!

[@iamthemeguyhere]

That is literally gonna be my response when someone asks me for something!

[@jagarcia0705]

@Trio of Trouble What about a side order of "LOL cat" pictures.

[@iamthemeguyhere]

HOW COULD I FORGET THAT?!?!?!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Me: Hey, can I have a drink? Sooubway worker: *_Want it toasted?_*

[@scocadet1956]

Yeah, I like toasted water lol. And hello again

[@sartga16]

Yes

[@zenithaeon2272]

YOU ARE EVERYWHERE AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@ZackyASMR]

Sure! What type of bread?

[@baconboi8931]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache how do you always pop up every thing I watched

[@cardbird1114]

0:01 sandwich Artis

[@StarioSimz_]

Sandwich artiste

[@Tortuga3640]

4 years later and it still has its glory

[@delvillanueva6421]

These kinds of Every [Blank] Ever make me hungry while in quarantine Bruh

[@user-kq5hc9od6s]

me too men

[@anthonyreginaldo4198]

Me too,Looking at people make me hungry

[@alfiebriggs3413]

Same

[@pranutheshor]

Victoria Grayson I know right

[@LordPotato690]

Same

[@alexthompson2375]

That moment when you work at subway and this is sadly 100% spot on

[@BeansLad]

Alex Thompson that moment when you also work at subway and this about 10% spot on

[@samgonzalez7472]

Alex Thompson i hate when people want salads

[@sherlyl4801]

I hate when people ask for salads on their sandwiches instead of just getting a salad.

[@alexthompson2375]

sam garcia yeah especially when you’re just about to close up and all the dishes are done

[@mclovinbrown2743]

Eric All or at least a majority of the subways near me are usually Indian family owned businesses, but this video was only really 10 percent on. Then again it depends where you are.

[@RMJ23]

I watch this every time I eat at subway.

[@NxSxulLeft]

Coming back to one of my favorite videos because.....THEY, ARE, BACK!!!!