Every Time "Cook" is Said in Breaking Bad

[@incredirocks_]

Sorry boys, I accidentally left out one scene from season 5 where Jesse yells "There's no way I'm doing one more cook for you psycho f*cks!" Other than that, I should have every instance of "cook".

[@RelicDoss]

We appreciate the effort ma man

[@darthnosam3313]

literally unwatchable remake it

[@levero]

​@@darthnosam3313lol I agree, we need a new video!

[@novaloom]

Ah damn

[@afklolwtfbbq]

add it in and reupload 😂

[@mythiccheese_]

"I thought we were gonna cook here" "No, we're not gonna cook here" "Shit yeah let's cook here" A beautiful story

[@DutchPlanDerLinde-se9fk]

0:10

[@Johnnykidfortnite]

😊😊😊

[@hansofaxalia]

Bravo Vince

[@foodafen7406]

And then they proceeded to cook everywhere

[@stare4539]

Lmao

[@jakel4316]

It almost tells the entire story just through the word cook

[@incredirocks_]

It is a pretty good summary of the show.

[@Jerminite]

“I cooked crystal meth and killed a man.”

[@Chineseisntalanguageapparently]

Jesus Christ you’re right The usage doesn’t even decrease that much

[@AmalekIsComing]

Yeah

[@localgrassfieldboneshandler]

We get the whole show in basically 7 minutes.

[@bobbywilhelmi9932]

205 cooks in 62 episodes, that’s 3.30 cook bombs per episode.

[@puzzleheaddesign3789]

street value at $2,000 an 8th of a cook is 1.4B for the whole batch yo.

[@deathslayer_76]

​@@puzzleheaddesign3789yeah mr white yeah science

[@chock3779]

Golden Flask for the best cook batch goes to Walter White with 99.1% purity. Dull Beaker for the lamest cook goes to Gale Boetticher who never reached the purity of Heisenberg’s meth And that’s it, Breaking Bad ran for 5 seasons and still is one of the best shows ever aired. I’m James A Janisse, this has been the Cook Count

[@billannala1709]

@@puzzleheaddesign3789its 3.28 mil… yo

[@puzzleheaddesign3789]

I think I was drunk when I wrote this and attempted math. 205 cooks (ounces) x 28.35 (grams) 5,811.75 (total grams) x $2000 (per gram) Street value for the whole batch $11,623,500 If cooks were pounds it would be $185,976,000 Or am I wrong again yo?

[@writh2656]

Cook doesn't even sound like a word now lmao

[@s3hunna]

When you read the same word over and over again and it starts to look misspelled😂

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@s3hunnayea lol

[@handsomesquidward5160]

Coooook

[@olegshevchenko5869]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_satiation

[@Bully_who_made_goblin_Jr_cry]

Kuk

[@BagelBoi4000]

Things that are cooked: Meth Breakfast Chicken Financial books Steaks Warm meals in a winter cabin

[@kippert8912]

And don't forget pretty killer deals 1:38

[@chaotickreg7024]

And a formula 2:10

[@keeanstevenson7581]

And fries

[@rohanevergreen]

and just a tiny bit more meth

[@arjenbij]

And something delicious.

[@JoeAero1998]

4:28 "Someone cooked here." "Who Cooked?" "J E S S E" Flawless storytelling

[@Paris__Michael]

…….😏!……. THIS is where WALT, beCAME MIKE 😆😆😆!

[@christopherquintero6910]

😂😂😂

[@BullyParkerMaguire]

Fire

[@pinkiepaws]

BRAVO VINCE!!!!

[@phineasflynn633]

"Wouldn't cook for you" *cuts to Jesse pointing a gun at Walt* "Your his cook now, you're the cook" "And now that cook has reason to kill me" just flawless

[@urce8622]

1:57 “I told you that I was done cooking-“ “OH BOO HOO I WONT COOK METH ANYMORE”

[@RetakeConstantinople]

A fellow Beethoven

[@ChrisFTP]

The part where Jesse's in Mexico lab "Every cook surface,....we cook" had me dying in tears

[@s1ckboirari]

just meth meth meth, then "My two Uncle's were known far and wide for their delicious chicken" is so funny lmao

[@nazberg445]

Uncles

[@IndigoX137]

'dads cooking breakfast' 'dont take my cook stuff!' 'I cook.' truly a story of all time.

[@Handlemmm]

Read this right while hearing it

[@omniscientbarebones]

who let this man cook 😔

[@RandomPerson59]

1:57 i love how Saul makes fun of walter right after he listens to him saying he won't cook anymore lol

[@MJSHappy]

It almost feels planned. This video has no reason to be as coherent as it is

[@incredirocks_]

@@MJSHappy It's just every saying of cook in chronological order. I believe they both happened in the same episode

[@stare4539]

lo-l

[@Grubusss]

Cook Count: Hank Schrader - 20 Gomez - 3 Walt - 63 Jesse - 53 Krazy8 - 4 Marie Schrader - 2 Combo - 1 Skinny Pete - 3 Tuco Salamanca - 3 Badger - 2 Heisenberg Jr - 2 Saul Goodman - 7 Skyler White - 4 Los Pollos Ad Narrator - 2 Hector Salamanca - 1 (ESP) Victor - 4 Gustavo Fring - 4 (ENG) 1 (ESP) Gale B. - 1 TV Reporter - 1 Mike Ehrmantraut - 4 Don Eladio - 4 (ESP) Juan Bolsa - 1 (ESP) Don Eladio's enforcer 1 - 1 (ESP) Gustavo's Enforcer 1 - 1 George Merkert - 1 Some guy i dont know at 5:16 - 1 Lydia Rodarte-Quayle - 2 Declan - 2 Jack - 2 Todd Alquist - 3 Vaccum Man - 1 Total: 204 Top 3: 3. Hank Schrader (20) 2. Jesse Pinkman (53) 1. Walter White (63) ~!I AM CERTAIN I MISCALCULATED AT LEAST ONCE SO TAKE IT AS AN ESTIMATED NOT CONFIRMED!~

[@bogdanzivkovic5464]

Yeah I was searching the comments 5 minutes for this

[@Kpazz]

Walter is the one who cooks

[@dumbchild1514]

The guy at 5:16 is Ramey, hanks boss

[@Grubusss]

@@dumbchild1514 that's impressive. Didn't even remember such character. Also i think guy i listed as ,,Don Eladio's enforcer" is named Joaquim Salamanca but not really sure about that.

[@mucicafrajer]

Damn Walter's and Jesse's together makes 63 53 which is Gale's adress🤯

[@christianlamb3911]

Anyone notice how he never says “Jesse, we need to cook!” once? And yet, it’s one of, if not, the most commonly used phrase associated with the show.

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

Like all the memes with Mike saying waltuh despite the fact he pronounces Walter’s name right 90% of the time

[@christianlamb3911]

@@mittycommitspizzatime92 exactly!

[@Catto_Ninja]

It's the "It's morbin time effect" before Morbius, an extremely famous phrase that doesn't even exist in its original product, yet everyone says it and instantly connects the phrase to the movie, game, show, etc.

[@Watsuda]

Probably because he does say something like "We have to cook" to Jesse all the time, but people like to add that bit of context by adding Jesse's name. Same with "Luke, I am your father".

[@christianlamb3911]

@@Watsuda no most definitely but I was just saying that I think it’s funny that that’s what people say all the ti E

[@OrigenalDarkMew]

4:15 "Every cook surface, we cook" Happy to see Jesse is using them the way they were meant to be used.

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

I lost it at that one. 😂

[@steveguzman6141]

Aaron Paul (I know Jesse) does not mince cooking

[@lilernecgs7946]

1:21 "dad's cooking breakfast :)"

[@8thsnd]

lmao, I was just thinking about how the word "cooking" was not being used in reference to the actual act of cooking, until now

[@KingOfAristonia]

4:28 “Someone cooked here.” “Who cooked?”

[@imamalox]

Me and the boys tryna find out who farted

[@KingOfAristonia]

@@imamalox real

[@Violetcdo]

Jesse

[@whatno3145]

"Someone cooked here." "Who cooked?" "Jesse wouldn't cook for you." "You're his cook now." Beautiful story

[@jons_7402]

"You're the cook, and now that cook has reason to kill me!" "I need you back at the lab to complete the cook" "You wanna cook with a broken arm?" Guess that didn't end well for him

[@jaepams4974]

3:23 this was the moment marie schrader became heisenberg

[@Jaklassic]

heisenrader

[@gaymin3252]

I love how without context, this could *almost* just be a really intense cooking tv show

[@DkKobaADV]

lookup "Breaking Kitchen". Thank me later.

[@JohnPork-gr3bx]

real

[@MoonThuli]

I'd actually love that lol.

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@@MoonThuli you should watch The Bear then

[@gooierchip]

1:58 the cut between the two sentences is insane.

[@TaxingIsThieving]

And 2:32

[@mrspiffy8587]

2:54 THERE IT IS! HE SAID THE THING

[@DaRealJake]

“I thought we were going to cook here” “No, we’re not going to cook here” “Shit, yeah, let’s cook here”

[@SiceloMashiyane]

A beautiful story 😂

[@ParaBellX]

1:23 "Don't take my cook stuff." "I COOK!"

[@IdealMadhav]

Perfect

[@Mark-kc2ke]

1:21 I love how Flynn goes so innocently "dad's cooking breakfast"... little did he know

[@AndrewGrabowski]

The editing at 0:36 makes it look like Combo was sitting in at Walt’s family meeting

[@yeetusweebus5067]

0:11 "We're not gonna cook here. Shit yeah let's cook here"

[@mysterion1899]

6:29 That's kind of a neat parallel, both of them reminiscing on the better days with him involving cooking.

[@Project1x1]

"The shit you cook, is shit." - Walter H. White

[@SupraMk4850]

1:54 The Good Ending

[@TomBumblemuffin]

5:31 LET HIM COOK

[@phineasflynn633]

The first time: "Some dude goes by Cap'n'Cook" The last time: "He's still cooking for you" It all started with Jesse and ended with Jesse

[@walterhartwellwhite3279]

I love how by just listening to the sentences with the word cook, you can get a good idea of the show's whole story

[@xkatakuri7777]

i have no clue how long this could’ve taken, but i respect the effort

[@_anon]

wouldn't take that long, just type ctrl f on every episode. could even be automated with a pretty simple script

[@xkatakuri7777]

@@_anon true, but still a moderately time-consuming task that i wouldnt be patient enough to do lol

[@_anon]

@@xkatakuri7777 oh yeah definitely, not trying to diminish his efforts or anything just trying to give some perspective. in another comment I saw the uploader said it took like 6 hours or something since he screen recorded the clips instead of doing more automated methods anyway

[@xkatakuri7777]

@@_anon yeah fs, i was wondering if that’s how people usually are able to make these types of videos anyways

[@currypenguin]

I would've done this on a rewatch, just listing down every cook mention

[@Raffalius]

4:15 - Every cook surface, we cook! Transition was so clean 😅

[@Geomasterinagame]

2:11 the perfect transition

[@Geomasterthesecond]

My two uncles were known far and wide for their delicious cooking... slow cooked to perfection

[@andrew1699]

1:41 the best

[@dashbooba2]

4:28

[@pcm0cha]

5:48

[@SheriffBigNuts]

2:15

[@imamalox]

1:21

[@catslino5037]

We cook, i ain' cooking, we cook until next thursday

[@RightWingCorrectWing]

Ever notice how after you’ve heard the same word repeated over and over again, your brain stops registering it? Like I don’t know what cook means anymore.

[@olegshevchenko5869]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_satiation

[@BabyGhast4]

@@olegshevchenko5869There’s a term for it?

[@blokvader8283]

Yeah, Jemais Vu if I'm correct

[@Rust1809]

Was about to comment this

[@bostonpianoman]

The first time I ever noticed this was approximately 40 years ago. I was in a kitchen. And the word was “cookie.“

[@Killdane]

Come on Mike, let us cook.

[@handsomesquidward5160]

Kid named cook

[@imnotnarcian]

kid named let us @@handsomesquidward5160

[@yourex-zq2sh]

​@@handsomesquidward5160kid cook named Mike

[@person92906]

​@@yourex-zq2shcook named captain cook

[@yourex-zq2sh]

@@person92906 that was truly one of the moments. Bravo Vince

[@Hoitado]

Of course the one time Walt Jr is in this video, it’s about cooking breakfast.

[@toddsmith1969]

"I know your PUNK ass didn't cook it." Still gets me 😂

[@Paris__Michael]

Maannnn that shit is one of my 𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗘 of these cook phrases 🤣🤣🤣😆😆!

[@becauseicangaming2479]

I cooked Ted Beneke's books Walt: Someone cooked here. Probably the funniest transition in this video

[@just_david]

0:08 "Shit you cook... is shit" I absolutely love this line

[@Viktorreznov1942]

4:04 out of context sounds so hilarious

[@CapSher]

What about when Jesse tries to escape towards the end of the show and says “There is no way I am doing one more cook for you psycho fucks”

[@incredirocks_]

unfortunately i did miss that one and i only realized as i was rewatching the show. sorry

[@aastikkhatri5643]

This show has used the word "cook" more than hell's kitchen and kitchen nightmares combined

[@riffdex]

What if this entire show was just about them deciding who has to cook dinner? 😂

[@Vullifer1074]

when a chef gets handed the wrong type of cookbook:

[@Pokaroquai]

Walter always says "cook meth" with Jesse, but he never said "cook breakfast" with Walt Jr.

[@Marcelis]

Walt only has ONE son😂

[@RyneMcKinney]

Now I need a count of every time they say "cook" in Ratatouille

[@NewKiddo3]

"Dad's cooking breakfast" -- well that was innocent

[@KenzTheLesserLad]

each season has more "cook"ing, just like in the show Bravo Vince!

[@NotBumShiggy]

Jesse: “don’t take my cook stuff!” Walter: “i cook.”

[@Dragoneer]

“The shit I cook, goes _hard_ “ “The “shit” you cook is shit!” Low-key one of my favorite quotes from the series lmao…

[@EtMat24]

4:16 “EVERY COOK SURFACE, WE COOK”

[@GMByteJavaTM]

I love how most of the "cooking" relates to meth, but sometimes it's interrupted with normal food cooking 😂

[@dedodododedadada5478]

"Dad's cooking... breakfast 😊"

[@deathwishxx6]

"Dads..cooking breakfast.😐"

[@andrei3873]

"The shit you cook is shit" has gotta be one of the best comebacks ever

[@lackerstorm]

4:28 "Someone cooked here" "Who cooked?" "jesse!"

[@celestialpie3712]

Love how you can almost get the basic story just through this video

[@UltimateInkling]

This show was cookin back then and it still does.

[@jack.h99]

4:16 "Every cook surface, we cook." And they say Jesse wasn't a professional

[@b0bul]

You definitely missed the scene where Jesse tries to escape from Jack’s place, and he says “You can kill me now because there’s no way I’m doing one more COOK for you psycho fucks”. And it’s one of the best “cooks” :(

[@incredirocks_]

Yep, I realize that now. oops

[@LeonLindProductions]

It's the saddest "cook"... :( The "cook" that doomed Jesse..

[@vaksik7588]

1:41 HE SAID THE THING!!!

[@thestaubmob6877]

It only took 90 seconds for my brain to stop recognizing cook as a real word

[@jimihendrix23456]

Sounds like your goose is cooked!

[@darthzayexeet3653]

„Skyler, you wanna cook?…“ „Dinner, I mean“

[@HoDoBoDo]

0:33 Idk but this scene always gets me 😂. It's the way Hank says it and how he pulls out the mask XD.

[@MJSHappy]

The way Gayle emphasizes the “C” at 3:00 kills me

[@kikewickens6324]

"She's been cooking Beneke's books."

[@Ahmethakanakan1]

"Someone cooked here" "Who cooked?" "JESSE"

[@8Ghoul8]

"I am the one to cook" -Cookingberg

[@blakestout5276]

It’s funny how the work “cook” sounds so funny the more they say it

[@charliewood2.023]

Cook is one of those words that when you say it a lot it start to sound weird

[@michaelbolatovich4754]

Guys I think they cook

[@darrylrailfans]

"Oh booho I won't cook meth anymore-" -Jimmy McGill, 2:00

[@sergiogonzalez8080]

2:00 always cracks me up with the change of tone

[@Thefootqueen]

0:46 Has the same vibe as “I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!”

[@kippert8912]

5:48 too

[@eckoratt]

“No, we’re not gonna cook here- shit, yeah, let’s cook here.”

[@doodlebobert6295]

i love how it some how lost its meaning, than gained it back multiple times when i watched it

[@clwireg]

1:41 ”We have to cook” 2:54: ”We need to cook” You’re welcome

[@lucars2856]

“The shit you cook is shit” is one of the best lines for me😂

[@Lynexus]

"Every cook surface... We cook."

[@elgatocapibara]

"Oh boo hoo I won't cook meth anymore" has to be the best one. It sounds beautiful without any context too.

[@deadaccount1.57]

Hank: "Where we used to cook out with the family" Jesse: "Where we did our first cook" Cinematic parallels

[@miningmo1585]

the fact you can kinda still follow the plot with this

[@CarlosHughes-y1i]

The tragic story of a family torn apart by a mans desire to cook

[@rubixfilms687]

"Dads cooking breakfast" had me laughing 😂

[@NAFProjects]

I love this this is basically a tl;dr of the whole series

[@FourPunk]

01:22 different cooking

[@vivious_]

cook is cook

[@chuckled125]

0:26 breaking bad in a nutshell

[@HumanUrge]

Let him cook

[@noahb4399]

Just like "beam me up, Scotty" and "Luke, I am your father", it is with a heavy heart that Walter never says "Jesse, we need to cook"

[@rihardcisar6961]

Much like "It's morbin' time"

[@Crester_Green411]

I really watched this whole video and didn’t even get bored once

[@Qualtify69]

You know that feeling when you repeat a word so much it starts to stop sounding like English

[@phineasflynn633]

"Someone cooked here" "Who cooked' "JESSEEEE, wouldn't cook for you" so harmonic

[@13lack_Rose]

why does it still show the entire story also the los polos hermanos interlude😂😂 and this legend even got the "cook"s in Spanish

[@Fafa_Sauce]

I feel like when you hear a word constantly enough times it starts to sound foreign to you

[@RealPugzo]

LET HIM COOK

[@AmazingCookerWowSuchCookCookMa]

“No, we’re not gonna cook here.” “Shit, yeah, let’s cook here.”

[@Ragnaroswar]

"Every cook surface" "We cook" Beautiful story