Jesse Pinkman's Greatest Quotes

[@haroldgar1]

Can't imagine Breaking Bad without Jesse, his acting was just too good to kill off in the first season, as in the original script.

[@Dustyplastic73]

Yup thank god they only filmed the first 7 episodes of the series instead of 10 like they had planned. In those 3 episodes, Jesse dies and Tuco is primed as the main villain for the entire show. Aaron Paul was beloved and Raymond Cruz hated playing the Tuco character, so they completely flipped the script.

[@JessePinkman-JP]

damn right bitch, and still alive

[@coltonwilkie241]

​@@Dustyplastic73 Raymond hated it? I thought he was killed off early because he got a role in another show.

[@RWoody1995]

And he did it without any formal acting education :)

[@RWoody1995]

@@coltonwilkie241 I think the story was he found it too stressful

[@annaleathompson2702]

“This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed… bitch!” MY FAV 😂

[@cristi3295]

the BITCH part was actually improvised by Aaron Paul

[@RelaxingGamingAmbience]

perfect xD

[@starling_song]

@@cristi3295 YESSS

[@vasanthapriyarajkumar9721]

😂😂😂😂 Jesse's touch

[@richardnguyen2914]

How did "You ain't seein' the basement bitch!" Not make it in

[@MisterDutch93]

You can see Jesse getting more and more cynical throughout the video until his soul is finally broken.

[@jordanflores5687]

That's life for ya

[@amonhmcoda]

@@jordanflores5687 repairing your soul and finding peace in it is also a part of the cycle, we run the wheel, it helps to run it mindfully

[@jordanflores5687]

@@amonhmcoda meh

[@amonhmcoda]

@@jordanflores5687 to acknowledge life’s miseries and turn your back to life’s joys will leave you cold, in the dark, and alone.

[@amonhmcoda]

@@jordanflores5687 life is more nuanced than we like to give it credit for, I’ve been in that dark place so often, I know how it feels

[@rafidammar5822]

I found its impossible to say "Mr. White" without Jesse's voice and say "Jesse!" without Walt's voice

[@serpent1000]

this is actually crazy holy shit

[@user-vr8fs8gg6h]

@@serpent1000 fr its truely insane

[@rayvvenn]

@@user-vr8fs8gg6h and insanly true

[@dabutchaistoxic]

Have you seen Reservoir Dogs?

[@dark26615]

Yeah bitch totally

[@Shoewearer20211]

Started out so pure but ended so dark

[@texasred2702]

Let's not get carried away, he was cooking and dealing a deadly drug, even if he did it with a childlike naivete.

[@OmniversalInsect]

Why does everyone say this, how is using toxic gas to kill one of the drug dealers that tried to murder you and choking the other after keeping him captive in a basement then dissolving their bodies in acid pure or wholesome or innocent in any way

[@Icetea-2000]

@@texasred2702 If you don’t want to be carried away you should keep in mind that this is fiction

[@xI-MIKE-Ix]

​@@OmniversalInsect Season 1 was straight up a dark comedy

[@mat_max]

@@OmniversalInsect that's literally all Walter, not Jesse

[@QuynhAn689]

Jesse gain like 200 point of IQ thoughout the show

[@dr.p.wellington3604]

He just absorbs knowledge and maturity thru osmosis.

[@Vendzor]

Jasse gain like 200 pound of weight through the el caminos film

[@Vendzor]

just like toadde too

[@kaj7135]

@@dr.p.wellington3604 Trauma can be a fast track to maturity.

[@cade.s]

Hanging around a bunch of old people will do that

[@habadabibi8836]

"You made poison out of beans, yo" has got to be one of the most underrated lines in the entire show

[@JETZcorp]

"Rice'n beans?"

[@FlameSlayer1901]

"A wire, you want a wire? I got a wire speak into the mic bitch" Timeless writing. 5:20 dude Walter's dazed expression is priceless

[@Crawlerjamie]

A WHY-YER

[@BinBin-hy4ec]

0:48

[@arundhathijs5454]

Ahhhh wire!

[@alangabrielnietosaavedra3639]

When Jesse called him homo he stepped away inmediatly.

[@pandaboogus]

This is the worse time stamp placement ive ever seen

[@turbocoma]

4:10 "So roll me further, bitch." For whatever reason that's the one that always cracks me up.

[@tayeeinthacut9661]

It’s how tiring he says it 😂😂😂😂

[@turbocoma]

@@tayeeinthacut9661 yep! Like, I can't believe I have to explain this...

[@revitalpuah6439]

Mine too😂😂

[@t221000]

One of the funniest 😆 lines ever

[@hlf_coder6272]

"Hey, tell your douchebag brother-in-law to head towards the light". Every time I watch BB that line catches me off guard and slays me. In any other situation it would be extremely out of line, but totally fits here with Jesse and Hank

[@bodaciousskies]

The first time i watched the series it wasn't as funny to me as now if i rewatch the series😂😂 now i see how funny Jesse really is

[@bekeneel]

Yea it's funny I just randomly remembered that quote recently just thinking of breaking bad.

[@pickletom]

I just watched that episode that part was funny asf

[@mattflorio-sousa62]

Best line in the entire show I laughed for so long

[@3than369]

His final quote of “whatever happens to me is on me nobody else” shows how mature he got towards the end. Jesses success in the end was earned by him alone and his maturity allowed him to escape the drug game and enjoy the reward of complete freedom

[@Dammlee]

on the other end, i think its really sad, that his parents still couldnt accept the fact, that jesse is responsible for his own life, and still tried to intervene.

[@emu314159]

Yes. The acting ability he shows is so far beyond. He developed so much.

[@kiis0]

Lemme tell you something else…. WE FLIPPED A COIN 🤣 💀 Thru out this entire episode he keeps mentioning the coin flip-it’s so sacred to him 😂

[@yelloh2831]

As per, THE COIN

[@LaloSalamancaGaming69]

Coin flip is SACRED

[@LornashoreJason]

We flipped a coin you and me

[@alisonnotto]

because it is

[@alisonnotto]

@@LaloSalamancaGaming69facts

[@protagonist5382]

Yeah mr. White yeah science!

[@gazzo5531]

1:05

[@Gamer2002]

Lol i just saw this as i read your comment

[@nickbitlee]

Has to be my fav Jesse quote

[@vasanthapriyarajkumar9721]

😂😂😂

[@cecil_242]

"Is New Zealand part of Australia?" is still iconic

[@shaunely63]

Under our constitution New Zealand is a 'State' of the Commonwealth of Australia. When I heard that line while watching the show I was like 'uh...kind of'!

[@PixelTrain1]

@@shaunely63 yeeeaaaaaaaaahh no.

[@m_christine1070]

​@@shaunely63its really confusing, because Australia is a continent and a country. But New Zealand is a separate geographical land mass. So, would it be part of Australia the commonwealth, but not part of the continent of Australia? Bizarre.

[@m_christine1070]

Also, its calked New Zealand, which implies there once existed a country/city/principality, etc; called Zealand. Edit: yes there is a Zealand. It still exists, its an island located between Denmark and Sweden

[@id-f8679]

​@@m_christine1070 They are both considered part of the same continent Oceania. I am pretty sure they are seperate countries tho. Only Australian constituion considers them part of Australia for some historical reason I forgot about.

[@LadyMngwa]

6:23 Lol, that microscopic smile always gets me.

[@AkaLxndon1]

“oh well hell hitler bitch!” and the consistent mention of the coin flip line are easily the best ones

[@MetalBansheeX]

all hail the coin flip

[@aqaisback9517]

0:14 HE SAID IT!

[@DEADisBEAUTIFUL]

I think what we’re seeing is more than just character development/progression. What we’re seeing is Aaron Paul really becoming one hell of an actor. He was extremely good in the beginning, but he was absolutely breathtaking in the end.

[@crazyaces4042]

true!

[@deadarmd]

Yeah he got really good season 3 and on. There were some different directors having him cry REALLY hard for everything but his method changed after season 2

[@theonlyrosy]

The brush POV at 4:37 KILLS me every time. “Gatorade me, bitch” goes crazy

[@fadeskywards1245]

The brush POV is so random and funny. 🤣🤣🤣

[@toxification]

0:11 HE SAID IT

[@SUCK_YA_MUDDA]

Omg really..

[@why-ys9yk]

I wish Jesse just did what he wanted to do and become a Bush Pilot in New Zealand. That universe is beautiful

[@hlf_coder6272]

Ya, but it's clear he thought the castles in LOTR were real and in New Zealand. They probably would have been disappointed when they got there

[@zsan157]

@@hlf_coder6272 Still would’ve been happier than he was in the entire rest of the series

[@Cobalt_Ink]

Honestly Jane would’ve just gotten him addicted to drugs and eventually they would both overdose.

[@caseyharbin5464]

They would have spent all their money while fantasizing about their pipe dream and then it would be just that again and back to square one

[@peterherrington3300]

Carpenter in Alaska hopefully

[@macncheeser9922]

You don’t want a Criminal Lawyer, you want a CRIMINAL Lawyer

[@angelaisacliche]

His best line is when Walt's telling him to buy the RV and Walt says "I am awake" and Jesse goes "... what?".

[@nataliakemo3321]

5:39 feels like Mike was about to burst laughing

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

I can see it too

[@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney]

He does kind of "smile" in a way - or at least that's how it seems. ...eh, yeah, he was defo boutta burst fr

[@dawidxd2511]

"He can't keep getting away with it!"

[@mathewm7136]

and yet, like all addicts, he ran away.

[@poorguyplays]

@@mathewm7136he is talking about the line from the last season.

[@fluffybacon]

Fun fact, the part in the RV where Jessie yells "bitch" at Hank was improvised.

[@thevashfan12392]

Perfectly in character. A great sendoff. Good improv.

[@arpanthapa1708]

It was absolutely unnecessary but that "bitch" made that scene even more hilarious.. 😂

[@david2134]

He said during an interview that all the "bitch"es were scripted and Vince didn't let him have any leeway on that. Fake news

[@fluffybacon]

@@david2134 I haven't seen that interview. How disappointing.

[@aca347]

Fun fact: Most of these "fun fact: this was improv" comments on KZbin clips of all TV series are false.

[@simunkekbeck8381]

2:00 That delayed "Bitch" lmao

[@arminarlet]

I love the scrubbing pov at 4:37 🪥

[@NotoriousNastyNas]

It looks so derpy

[@ryangandhi2268]

Love the old minecraft terminology

[@LaloSalamancaGaming69]

@@ryangandhi2268love the tall anime muscle woman

[@LaloSalamancaGaming69]

Breaking bad had some really good cinematography Better call saul had that but even evolved

[@Max-zo6rv]

​@@LaloSalamancaGaming69 yeah

[@OrigenalDarkMew]

6:10 Probably my favorite Jesse scene.

[@Alberto2]

This video should be like 3 hours long to have them all. Everything Jesse says is Sacred.

[@thebananagamer56]

Just like coin flip

[@camilaandrearamosramos5886]

I absolutely LOVED his voicemail

[@icecreamjunkie6790]

Yo yo yo! 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ. What up, biatch?

[@WisteriaWoodland]

“Yea SCIENCE!” Has got to be the most underrated quote💀💀

[@Yora21]

The line that is the biggest Breaking Bad meme?

[@WisteriaWoodland]

@@Yora21 🤷still underrated imo

[@SaintStrange402]

@@WisteriaWoodland by definition it is not underrated, learn the meaning of words before you use them.

[@WisteriaWoodland]

@@SaintStrange402 bro what are you so pressed about?💀grow some common sense and learn the definition of “opinion” my boy

[@SaintStrange402]

@@WisteriaWoodland an opinion can be wrong if it’s based in objective falsehood. You should learn what an _educated_ opinion is.

[@stormyhoney9660]

i just started watching and I already love him yo

[@grippingspiders]

w pfp

[@stormyhoney9660]

@@grippingspiders lol thx

[@jammin2575]

And that’s church yo.

[@rosie6]

I loved him already as Todd lmao

[@Samurai1999_]

0:29 my absolute favorite ☠️☠️☠️

[@gapoochigapoochi]

I do that randomly at random times of the day it's my absolute fav too haha

[@beaverdctor]

"Opussom sounds like he's Irish" *wheezing 💀

[@mollygilligan4849]

Jesse is a superb character and the double-act between him & Walt unforgettable. Fabulous work by all concerned, and especially the writers for not killing him off early!

[@vasanthapriyarajkumar9721]

Jesse was the heart of the show, all along. ❤

[@elith3a955]

0:49 gets me every time lol

[@iyadcharef1702]

the fact that he actualy progresses to wear a wire and snitch on mr white breaks my heart i realy loved the way that they interact in the first seasons

[@twisteddane611]

To quote Jesse Pinkman: “HEY, GUY, YOU FORGOT THE ICE TRAYS”

[@jamesneil7716]

I like how this video was actually in order. From first season to last. I thank you for that

[@bigmike3007]

The way he talks trash and then hits the classic “b*tch” line is great in itself but he really was dropping tons of knowledge throughout the show. Yeah he had an addiction problem but it shows if his parents would’ve supported him enough and not give up on him he could’ve been something real special! That’s my biggest take on Jesse! There’s tons of Jesse’s in the world!

[@falfieri3167]

1:49 “the local castles” 😂😂

[@Amsterdampardoc1]

Yeah no castles here lol

[@snausages43]

I have literally never heard the phrase “break bad” before this show or even after. I’m not convinced it wasn’t invented by Vince Gilligan.

[@dreamscape405]

I thought the same thing.

[@N-Lee]

"To Coin A Phrase" means to be the inventor of that Phrase. $$

[@Sinister392]

Jesse was acting royalty in the hospital bed scene. I wish I could forget this entire show , so I could watch it again !! To think they didn’t think it would be a hit !!! Surprise. One of the best shows in history. Incredible acting , impeccably writing, and phenomenal directing!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@Floyd13778]

"I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair won't fit in the RV". I completely forgot about that one.🤣😍

[@maxxbarzz]

"Your chasing around a fly... And in your world... Im the idiot"

[@DYW420]

5:30 Walter's face is priceless.

[@m666nse]

0:31 kills me

[@NotoriousNastyNas]

4:45 kills me

[@NotoriousNastyNas]

6:33

[@m666nse]

@@NotoriousNastyNashe’s so funny

[@thegrabber3021]

@@NotoriousNastyNas what did he say I didn’t hear him clearly

[@Sheamuscz]

@@thegrabber3021 "YEAH BITCH! MAGNET! OH!"

[@Tommuniqo123]

4:25 Bro how did I just realize Skinny Pete put in his straw backwards💀

[@InfiniteDimensionalRifts]

What does this mean? How can you put the straw in backwards?

[@tjam.]

yk the straws that have the top part turned 90°​@@InfiniteDimensionalRifts

[@InfiniteDimensionalRifts]

@tjam. I cannot see the ridges on the straw. Perhaps it looks like it's bent, but it's actually an ice cube in the way that gives the illusion of a curve.

[@apkTopi]

bro i just wheezed out loud 😂

[@kkkggg19]

​@@InfiniteDimensionalRiftsExplain the change in gradient, genius. That'd need to be some alien space liquid of some crazy refractive index to bend the light that much.

[@Jaygo_Chuggington]

Breaking bad is a great show, one of the best… the show is just depressing near the end and wish we got a few more heart felt moments between Jesse and Walt before the end… the part where Jesse gives Walt a bday present when no one else gives af is one of my favs

[@Floodsye]

When a character starts out with a banger like "This isn't chemistry" while talking about cooking meth, you know it's gonna be a good character.

[@grass5256]

“YEEAH MISTA WHITE, YEEAH SCKIENCE!!” -Jesse Pinkman

[@xtheredronin8189]

The first clip vs the last clip shows how good the character progression in this show is

[@Oblaczech]

Jesse has forever my respect for wanting to go to New Zealand just because they shot LOTR there

[@Gumpasia]

Jesse is my favorite character

[@ext1013]

i can't get enough of these two guys.

[@EntrEsprit]

Where's "the cowhouse" and "ahh wire" these are one of the best

[@morse_code.y]

Also ricin beans!

[@mitchweersjr6861]

Dude, you forgot the element of wire! Also I love the scene where he loses it to his group drug addiction thing aka "You're nothing to me but customers"

[@Mars101001]

Making a shirt that says "Whatever, Bitch!"

[@muhammadarsha1854]

it seems gay, it should be biatch instead

[@m_christine1070]

I'm posting a sign on my front door that says: "This is my own private domicile and i will not be harassed........BITCH!!! 😅😅

[@m_christine1070]

I can only imagine how blown away Hank was, coming to the realization that of all people, Walt turned out to be the ruthless devil named Heisenberg.😂😂😂

[@cade.s]

6:50 he wasn’t wrong…

[@mathewm7136]

and yet, like all addicts, he ran away.

[@talha3346]

Can't believe they put a whole episode on a fly

[@mat_max]

Literally one of the best episodes

[@twilightcyber4543]

It honestly has really great symbolism for Walt

[@Pizzatime42008]

So you’re chasing a fly. And in your world, I’m the idiot?

[@frostbiteshadow]

The opossum bit caught me off guard 😂

[@ShiningFinger005]

5:38 watching better call saul rn, this scene resonates with Jimmy yapping in the shotgun while Mike continues to stay silent. This is exactly the same.

[@starling_song]

2:07 Was a chilling moment

[@burgermanshady]

"Say the words, say you want this. Nothing happens until I hear you say it." Forgot that one

[@yinyangyt8749]

Jesse is an icon. Plain and simple

[@DeathStarPokeball]

Jesse Pinkman's Answering Machine Message: *''Yo yo yo. 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ, what up, biatch!? Leaveth tone..''*

[@itsPikachu]

1:10 yes science

[@rodrigotejada1740]

I love how when Jesse says "homo" Walter stops touching him

[@mimimi5656]

I love Jesse so much I recently started watching BB for the first time and he's like my favorite character

[@shawnhoulihan7794]

Jesse was always my favorite character, along with Mike.

[@guitaoist]

Jesse is for younger audiences, Walter is for older. Perfect contrast

[@tototutu96]

need the "yeah a wire" for copper scene haha

[@melmeyer0]

1:13 “You’re as good as checked out already, ok? You should be like all sacrificial, jumping on a granade yo” hahahha the best

[@dkiproch]

Jessee: "The shit I cook is the bomb" Walt: "The shit you cook is shit"

[@devonmck]

masterpiece of a show

[@FrankSinatra-ek1pr]

"We flipped a coin!!" And "A coin flip is sacred!!"

[@L1stinkynots]

3:40 imagine if jessie really did give up on walter and then subsequently walter cooks for guss for until he dies. Getting the money to skyler and the kids and being pretty much a hero for his family

[@FurYConj]

jesse deserved so much better

[@theelephantintheroom69]

The more Jesse learned, the sadder and more depressed he became

[@yourhomesliceishere]

I think about his shirt at 5:48 all the time

[@Mixs3zZ]

The shirt is by xzavier

[@danielvicente4252]

You think about how wack it is or what ?

[@cherylbrown8813]

From the first moment I watched Breaking Bad, I wanted to adopt Jesse so much. ❤

[@UserName-br5zu]

Coin flip is S A C R E D !

[@adrianradu2332]

I lost it at "New Zealand, you can paint the local castles".. Ahh yes, New Zealand is definitely famous for its medieval castles where the nobles of medieval New Zealand lived xD

[@sethlangston181]

1:46 Jesse thinking New Zealand has castles 😂

[@bubba7578]

Damn, Jesse's monolog about Hank might be colder than Gus, or Tuco or any other villian in the show 😳

[@GJBedrin]

I never really liked it either. It always felt a bit out of character

[@freemasons0801]

The kid with a heart and the man with a greed.

[@voxiiro3090]

You forgot the legendary: WW: What element is used to conduct electricity? *points at a copper wire* Jesse: Wire! :D

[@saraross2694]

Adding "bbbiiittccchhhh" to the end of anything Jesse says is priceless 😂😂😂

[@bradgroves9406]

And to think he had never acted before... brilliant!

[@mmmmwindex9321]

“This is my own private domicile and i will not be harrassed…….BITCH” my fav one so far🤣🤣🤣

[@telli5868]

it's ironic how this 2:17 happens to him later because of Jack's gang..

[@yabbadabbadoo8225]

The first episode was a movie on its own, then just went ballistic, where did those 6 years go??

[@macflow14]

(Jesse talking about New Zealand) " You can paint the local castles and shit" 😂😂😂

[@puniopenetrante]

Jesse's brain is so big that he cooked a 96% batch (like Gale) without proper quemistry education.

[@kiis0]

0:20 “oh hey! nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook 💎? Plz! I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV!” 🥴🥴😂💀

[@AnthonyWrightFilms]

"Hey! Tell your douchebag brother in-law to head towards the light!"

[@tobiastolls126]

i forgot he actually said the words "break bad" lmao