Every time I take damage, the treadmill gets faster

[@Patterrz]

Trying to talk and be entertaining while doing this absolutely makes it 50x harder but I love this idea

[@shinhayu11037]

Yoo Pat

[@jasminecolon8789]

Pat watches cjya :O

[@jayzell3687]

So.... Nuzlocke with a treadmill where every death increases the speed? I believe in you Patterrz, go where no one has gone before

[@julieannefoster9049]

pat hi

[@julieannefoster9049]

hi

[@Mr.LuckyDuckie]

I loved the moment in this video where CJ says “it’s speed running time” and then proceeds to run with Mario all over the place, definitely one of the videos out there

[@thesavageone8685]

It is definitely one of the videos out there.

[@speed-weed8504]

Definitely

[@iLors]

Its cjyaing time

[@XAaronymousX]

Such a video out there indeed

[@whateverthewheel6623]

Tim estamp

[@kieranismyfav]

Speed running while speed running the game, beautiful. Yes, I was there during the whole livestream, can confirm we were all freaking out when the treadmill shocked Cj and worrying he would bonk irl Props to Cj for his dedication, he finally got the shower and rest he needed.

[@samtasmic15]

then we watched some hide n seek vids

[@kieranismyfav]

@@samtasmic15 Then watched/played with him random games like Fall Guys Melee and stuff

[@thomashindle2230]

how did it shock him?

[@kieranismyfav]

@@thomashindle2230 I think it was the friction on his feet, because when Cj was walking slowly it would shock him a little. But once he started running, it didn't do that anymore. The treadmill was also like a squeaky toy at times too lol

[@thomashindle2230]

thanks that makes sense

[@astralminstrel]

Whoever’s editing the Bonk text is doing excellent. Blur on pause, grey when behind a building. Absolutely stellar

[@not_juano]

I've never played mario odissey and thought the bonk text was part of the game, that's how good the editing was. mad

[@purps9798]

Is that fr? I thought it was part of the game😂

[@Reaktron88]

I wish there was a mod that would add it.

[@AONK]

11:02 These kinds of subtle edits are what i enjoy in a video. The fact that the bonk text looked so seamlessly perfect is why i'm subbing rn

[@znefas]

HOLY that is so well done that i didn't realize, HOW?!

[@AdamRaeburn]

I always try to add at least one "premium bonk" in every video I edit. Always glad when someone notices them! Thanks for subbing!

[@Pixelhurricane]

@@AdamRaeburn the color matching, masking, and tracking were all absolutely flawless fr

[@robinsuj]

@@AdamRaeburn They look as if they were actually native a part of the game (they should be, actually), very good job!

[@dazcarrr]

this video went from walkthrough to speedrun real quick

[@Snezixtyfo]

BEST COMMENT HERE

[@MightyMooncowsback]

Take my like and get out of here with that terribly good pun!

[@dyll_pyckle]

This comment wins.

[@brantschuenman]

I didn’t get it at first but now that I do this comment is genius 😂

[@pspauloplayz4295]

best comment written

[@SemiHypercube]

Finally, the REAL Super Mario Run we needed

[@KoralToast]

yea lol

[@KLightning18]

Mobile Has Nothing In This.

[@Awwi2]

It literally is a run.

[@BlueisGreat]

Yep

[@thesemicolon1537]

The superior

[@ItsToxin_X]

This was such an insane challenge, Im so surprised you never fell off the treadmill

[@OofMoment420]

Damn you just think you’re soooo special with that badge huh

[@somedude-bu3cz]

@@OofMoment420 hi

[@-.starfilled_galaxy.-]

@@OofMoment420 says the person whose username is “Oof”

[@mythiccheese_]

Dude running 4 miles while pretty much constantly talking high energy for youtube is insanely impressive, ggs.

[@underthetreeproductionsOffical]

Imagine if this was an actual speed run category it’d be called treadmill%

[@cfdragon_06]

Time to submit this to GDQ for the next marathon

[@inalamire]

speedRUN%

[@doomse150]

The problem is, if you turn stuff like that into an actual speedrun, it will just change from "If X happens, do Y" to "If X happens reset the run". Because whatever punishment you get will most likely stop you from getting a good time anyway

[@cheezyb2005]

Thats what we were all saying in chat when he was streaming.

[@Cactus6004]

nah its damagelesswhilewalkingat1mph%

[@coopercowles5128]

I like how every time CJ gets off the treadmill, it just cuts to his symphony of many different grunts and wheezes 😂

[@ewade4495]

CJ screaming in fear every time the movement goes slightly wrong and getting periodically shocked by his treadmill interface is PEAK content

[@benbjarnason6288]

“This is probably the most anybody’s ever travelled while playing SMO” People who play on airplanes or car rides: 👀

[@arjc5714]

I played SMO almost straight through a train ride from Bangkok to Chiang Mai, so a few hundred miles. (ON FOOT this is probably true, though. Unless someone played consistently while walking to class/work. More miles over more time.)

[@kirbylover37]

He also didn't move out of his room lol

[@jayzell3687]

Still at the intro, but predicting one of two outcomes: either CJ ends up ready to run a 5K, or has to spend 5K repairing that room after he is launched through the wall by that treadmill. Let's hope it's the former.

[@brohdan4161]

Cj goes on runs, I get the runs. We are not the same

[@SuperDZ555]

CJ goes on runs, you get the runs, from the police I runs, we are not the same

[@lumipakkanen3510]

Everyone: "Streamers don't have legs." Cjya: *Proceeds to run on stream to prove us wrong.*

[@BuffPomsky]

Bruh a 6:40 mile is pretty impressive for someone who doesnt really run regularly 😮😮😮 awesome job! Earned a sub!

[@lilacswithtea]

to be fair it was at the end when he was running at 8mph and he did take a couple breaks, which usually isn't allowed at track meets.

[@PkHunt13]

That definitely isn't right. At 8mph he would have a 7:30 mile if he didn't stop

[@lilacswithtea]

@@PkHunt13 yeah, i wondered about that too. anyway, sorry DSouls for being a buzzkill, and i don't think cj would mind us having more realistic athletic expectations of him.

[@Lightningflash10]

As someone who has had his shoulder and tops of his fingers power sanded by a treadmill before, I'm reaaaaaally glad CJ did this safely! Edit: Did look again, god there is not much space between the treadmill and the wall for him to get away if something had gone wrong

[@Padfoot-ji9qb]

Dude destroyed my knee on a treadmill once because it was to close to the wall. Scar didnt heal for years

[@ezekielanderson9055]

I had part of my elbow skin scraped off by a treadmill. It didn’t even hurt much because of my runners high. I didn’t notice bad it was until I finished my run and got in the shower 😅

[@ScatMonkey777]

The closest thing to mimicing the average Mario adventure...Mario must have thighs of steel with how much he runs and jumps

[@elijahcampbell3314]

My mans so incredibly cracked being able to do all these sick speedrunning tricks while on a treadmill, hot damn

[@superdude1billion673]

CJ is training to run away from everyone else in IRL Hide and Seek

[@awittypseudonym2520]

It's stuff like this that makes me realize how insane it is that every BDG stream is this on a bike.

[@Mystic-Midnight]

I used to think he was insane but then I replaced my unused armchair with a bike and will just be playing games on that and it is fine for an hour but once it gets past that it starts getting rough. Really keeps me off my PlayStation too since I don't get on without the bike

[@Shyguy5104]

Brian david gilbert does streams on his bike?!

[@scari61]

@@Shyguy5104 yeah he's on twitch

[@huntleyglover]

Did he just want to write off the treadmil as a business expense? If so, great idea

[@matthewdovidas4213]

A 7 minute mile? WHILE PLAYING( well speedrunning.. pun intended) ODDYSEY? Someone get this man an award. I couldn't run a 7 minute mile without playing oddysey and this man did it like it was nothing

[@-r-3656]

As someone who has skinned their knee on a fast-moving treadmill, I approve of this video.

[@emgeemaster]

not only is the video very epic, but the editing on this is NEXT LEVEL :O

[@AdamRaeburn]

I'm blushing 😊 Very kind of you to say!

[@gooseylucy2158]

The one person at 21:14 saying "Shirtless would help" lmaooooo

[@starrynight3210]

The stream was so fun to watch, keep up the great work :D

[@UltraLuigi2401]

This probably would have been easier (and perhaps safer) on joy-con, since you could separate your arms when controlling the game.

[@bukenator0788]

He said during the stream that it would make the motion controls worse.

[@UltraLuigi2401]

@@bukenator0788 Not if you rest your hands on the handlebars

[@ErebusFOG]

@@UltraLuigi2401 that would be even more unsafe than what hes doing now i feel

[@brittany1872]

Fun idea, but watching the stream was super anxiety inducing, I was worried you were about to hurt yourself the entire time lol

[@Mystic-Midnight]

He had a plastic clip attached to his shorts that if it got pulled it'd shut off the treadmill

[@NDeezy]

This was a joy to watch in real time. This man’s suffering brought me hours of great entertainment! 10/10

[@bonghyun_spatha]

This was a lot of fun, thank you CJ for making yourself exhausted and sore for our entertainment. :))

[@ZachATK945]

i loved the stream! First time being a part of a cjya stream, and i really enjoyed it! Keep up the good work, cj!

[@friedkeenan]

Dude the editing with the bonks seeming like they're part of the game is fucking awesome

[@parkerbradley2354]

This was a great stream! Genuinely very surprised you didn't fall 😂 Definitely would've fallen if you stuck to the original 12mph cap instead of lowering it to 8mph, a necessary concession for sure.

[@Ridlay_]

Alternate title: “Why did I do that? That was so risky!” Really, it was funny how many times he did risky stuff and was baffled at his own self lol.

[@GyroFox]

The sound effect used at every bonk is perfect

[@mohammedalmozaiyen9201]

Alternative title: man screaming on a treadmill for 22 minutes

[@erdemd5854]

The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capac…

[@brennam5596]

BYEEE

[@bentleybassett3075]

CJ: it’s so hard to be gaming and walking at the same time Pokémon go players: and what exactly am I to you

[@franklin7438]

Well they are not on a treadmill so they cannot fall unless they are clumsy

[@hollowknightplayer2051]

Awesome stream. Happy to have been there.

[@Vitabyte]

i HIGHLY appreciate the ad timer :) besides that, amazing video, cjya :D i enjoy your content

[@astronuat2124]

Funnest stream ever! Like the editing btw

[@probablyhighngl]

this was so fun to watch 😂 and I always like a video that shows the ad timer during sponsors

[@SemiHypercube]

Usain Bolt? More like U better watch out, because cjya's the fastest man in the world

[@Marco_7440]

You could honestly make a separate hilarious video out of all the sounds that CJ made in this video XD

[@oCloudy]

I love everyone doing the first youtube streams, puts the pressure on twitch to be a better company ☺️

[@gengarzilla1685]

It's not like KZbin's a paragon either. This competition could probably benefit both.

[@aidenmilkovich6792]

My favorite vid you’ve ever done, super creative and really funny! Keep up the great work

[@Twice_The_A]

When my kid was born this is actually how I used to get my workout in while also getting my gaming in lololol

[@lil.mushroom1576]

this came out fast! the entire stream i was terrified youd fall LMAOO

[@cringe1325]

treadmill: why you yelling at me

[@karl6683]

This is just an actual speedrun combined with what everyone thought speedrunning meant

[@tacoplaysyt9966]

Finally someone is using the treadmill for its intended purpose. A torture machine

[@mtgstudios1556]

never ceases to amaze with some of the challenges you decide to take on. Out of the crew the punishments are definitely the worst for messing up.

[@TheGeneReyva]

"Every time I take damage, the treadmill gets faster" This doesn't seem SO bad... "bonk/damage = +1 mph" wat *bonks on the inside of a door* welp. Good start...

[@TheEighthWorld]

Alt title: Grown man walks on a treadmill screaming at a mario game in front of a few hundred people.

[@bearstajs3033]

I love that you totally were allowed to reset the mph after seaside (since you started at 2 mph from snow) but no one in chat said anything so you had to do luncheon starting at 4 mph 😂

[@masheep8764]

One of my favorite videos you’ve made, keep it up!

[@ZTimeGamingYT]

This was an amazing stream to watch! CJ night just be the fastest person in the world now.

[@beezie7886]

This was... way more entertaining than I thought it would be!

[@MSKS6]

The most difficult part seemed to be the screen being diagonal instead of in front of you. Insane stuff anyway.

[@bubtubthegreat]

i loved being in the stream, it was fun swinging by!

[@mickystam521]

When the doctor tells you to work out but you still want to play video games

[@yis8fire]

21:46 im there, was a really good and fun stream

[@Luisto-pz3du]

I have never seen a better way of showing your parents that video games can get you somewhere

[@flackbyte]

I really hope this becomes the new meta.

[@Crazetex]

"and I don't just mean my running speed ;)" adorable

[@the_legendary_fire]

It's cool to see a pride flag in the background as a decoration

[@cupheadpain372]

He was focusing so hard that he was making me focus XD

[@backtoglob3910]

lets go cj this seems like a banger fr

[@Idk_what_to_put_here_101]

Now it really is a speed run

[@5en_official]

when you don't move enough so you combine it with your biggest hobby:

[@kin8639]

This was actually very impressive and a very fun cool concept for a video. Great job! Also great to see the TransBiPOC pride flag in the background! Keep up the great work! Ps, anyone want to see something like this as a speed run category? A new wave of fitness gaming.

[@politail3747]

“This video is sponsored by pain and suffering!!”

[@TheEditingStation]

Usain Bolt?! More like you better watch out cuz CJ is the fastest man in the world!

[@sledgen.]

I actually sat through the sponsor because the editing and narration for it was so good

[@memeboi69-k3v]

Same

[@meroku0010]

im sure people played mario on a plane covering the most distance in general, but on foot distance for sure!

[@jamesmcguigan1]

every bonk is so dramatic i love it

[@inalamire]

CJ really is putting the "run" in "speedrun" now :D

[@svenplayz1649]

Suuuper underrated vid imo and eeds more love tbh.

[@bobmcmuffins59]

USAIN BOLT! MORE LIKE CJYA IS THE FASTEST MAN

[@aqts]

Usain Bolt? More like you better watch out, because CJ's the fastest man in the world

[@Mr.LuckyDuckie]

Usain bolt? More like you better watch out because CJ is the fastest man in the world

[@TheRealAndian]

"Every time I take damage, the treadmill gets faster", also known as "a man tortures himself for an hour and a half by subjecting himself to running on a treadmill"

[@Zeldrake]

This was hilarious, the motion controls messing you over I didn't expect at all Also, was this practice for SMO Hide and Seek just got _Real?_

[@pyritenightmare]

His screams of terror every time he gets close to a wall...

[@bestmimic]

Super cardio odyssey

[@TrumpetGamer]

Wow i didn’t realize Ring Fit Adventure was this intense…

[@thesavageone8685]

I said this exact thing

[@awkwardsilence42]

Usain Bolt? More like, you better watch out cuz CJ is the fastest man in the world.

[@wowz9061]

Glad you made this a video! I forgor about the stream and didn't join 💀💀💀

[@Tentaporce77]

Now this is content

[@KiooZaax]

I have a question : Why ? And I have a remark : That's genius.

[@GatiloGamer]

1:30 into the video, gamer discovers multi-tasking lmao

[@Drawoon]

rainbow flag heck yeah!

[@thebananaspeedruns9275]

22:04 you wanted it so here you are Usain bolt more like you better watch out because cj’s the fast man in the world

[@SpremeCalami]

Now do it on Superstar Mode

[@protonic_]

the perfect way to get your parents to stop bugging you about excersise while still apy

[@jacko2131]

16:15 does that count as damage?

[@ley5532]

I never expected when I started watching Cjya that I'd simp over him and yet here I am, simping haha

[@robinb3077]

love the pride flag! makes me feel very welcome here :)