Every Time Rick and Morty Made Me Laugh - Season 2

[@michaeldrabelle]

“Spoken like someone with repressed rage” is just a perfect line

[@BD-fk9fw]

When

[@Flairis]

@@BD-fk9fw 6:27

[@metroman6388]

True

[@aswallace88]

You missed my favorite. When Morty pushes the lighthouse keeper down the stairs and yells, “you wanna flash back to three weeks ago, when YOU WERE STILL ALIVE?!”

[@amriellemc]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[@WhisperingOaks118]

MORTY, YOU JUST PURGED!!!!!!!!

[@jelly-ft0n251]

OMG YES

[@erraticspace]

That was a good 'un.

[@erraticspace]

That was a good 'un.

[@ChrisFebbraio]

The best one is "Someone has to bring a little culture and it's certainly not gonna be someone WHO'S ENTIRE CULTURE POWERS MY BRAKE LIGHTS"

[@ianmoore5502]

"I crafted the stars that became the carbon in your mothers ovaries!"

[@kbzzy7376]

Yeah that got me too

[@peauxwet]

absolute best one. i was waiting for it lol.

[@Litteratuer_Dee]

I was waiting for that! 😂😂😂😂 Sad it wasn't added

[@erinpennington19]

Maybe one of my favourite lines in the entire show, the delivery is just great 😂

[@TTwTT]

"Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, JEEERRRYYY."

[@plockdock2038]

"what do you know about friendship, JEERRRY?" "Shipping Jerry"

[@hipopickle2216]

This is pretty ironic considering he chose Jerry to get with beth

[@checkoutmyplaylistsforente8054]

Funny consithering that Rick himself has no solid job.

[@yermil890]

He doesnt say it like that he goes "jiiieeeeeeerie"

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

@@mauriciomelchor756 Probably because it’s hypocritical smartest man alive or not hes just as jobless as jerry.

[@drxwswonder6449]

“How is praying going to help?” “Ma’am, a giant head in the sky is controlling the weather, did you want to play checkers?”

[@ichliebedich3149]

Lets be rational!!!

[@mrcesar550]

What ep is dat again?

[@Nick1Nintendo]

2x5 Get Schwifty

[@wanosleep4416]

That was funny af😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Honorbound43]

Conservatives

[@bolenben1343]

the taddy mason thing was pure gold

[@noahlafranier40]

Dad who the fuck is taddy mason

[@raykazmi8521]

Holy shit dad shut the fuck up 😂😂

[@deogratiassaidi2874]

Okay. I guess I'm just this entire family's toilet paper

[@jcktre]

@@deogratiassaidi2874 PLEASE WRITE THIS DOWN

[@bricky7686]

I’m still laughing at it 😂😂

[@ResoluteRiot]

my favorite part is how Zeep realizes hes being a hypocrite when rick doesn't. he needs Morty to tell him

[@Linus644]

I always saw it more like using Morty’s logic to make Zeep feel like a hypocrite even tho he doesn’t agree or doesn’t give a fuck

[@nearlnathanearlnearl]

Rick knows he’s being a hypocrite, he just doesn’t care because he is lazy.

[@lollmaoimcool]

i dont think he realize the hipocresy, more like a realization that he was born in a micro universe

[@spartan1010101]

@@lollmaoimcool that’s the correct answer

[@BestSongsOfTheEars]

Not true at all, Morty didn’t need to tell him. Rick knew & simply didn’t care that he was being a hypocrite, hence Rick being the one to realize hypocrisy is the reason that they found Kyle in the first place, as he explains in the episode. Rick knew he was being hypocrite, but he simply didn’t care.

[@multisuperluan1]

I love the "Be ashamed of yourself, sweetie". Never fails to make me laugh

[@pickler3178]

The battery episode is easily one of the best. "One of two things was going to happen, either my car starts or I'm getting a new battery".

[@SandyCheeks1896]

I agree, that episode has the most jokes that made me laugh out loud easily.

[@leowong2613]

Must be hard for this guy to laugh continuously while editing this cideo

[@JustaJabberwocky]

I thought this comment should have one reply so here It is.

[@quinnyboyy3011]

I thought this comment should have a second reply so here it is

[@Norst0n]

i thought this comment should have a third reply so here it is

[@Forestdweller101]

I thought this comment should have a fifth reply so here it is.

[@idkissausername1667]

im ruining the chain :>

[@wild4934]

2:16 rick just pointed out what way to many shows do

[@TheNinja94a]

Okay but Morty clearly wanted to know what the fuck the whole Microverse place was and that's what he meant when he asked that question, Rick's just an asshole lol

[@realdavebob]

Yeup, Rick being Rick.

[@kartikdaurbi]

and then did it anyway 😆

[@martinpokemonero151]

6:20 best Morty line ever 😂😂😂

[@y3lover]

w

[@sarahhelloxx1022]

2:16 my favourite scene from the entire show. Ricks sarcasm is goldenn

[@Loctorak]

Right? I never get tired of that bit. There's a similar one in season 3 when morty insists on going on the avengers adventure or whatever it is, and rick is marching around with finger guns going like "woah gotta take it serious, take it realll serious. Ooh, scared, Im on alert- f***n... on high alert over here, real serious.." 😂

[@thatguythere98]

“What a perplexing mystery this is” 😂

[@MildSatire]

Same

[@SpookiSandwich]

Mine so far is "Allahu **burp** Akbar! We're gonna take control of this plane, we're gonna 9/11 it!"

[@rafael502]

It is freaking great lololol

[@victormacdougall6395]

How tf did you not include when Morty pushed the old man down the lighthouse stairs and yelled “Do you like that?” “Do you want me to cut to 3 weeks earlier when you were alive?” That shit is my favorite Morty line lmao

[@aidandenny3511]

Jesus loves you He is Lord

[@pheasant2803]

What episode was that?

[@hereticwaffle5514]

@@pheasant2803 look who’s purging now, season 2

[@SirToaster9330]

destuction 1000000000

[@kingofichigo]

@@aidandenny3511 nobody asked

[@too_tuff]

6:01 I love how at the end of that clip you can just barely hear the voice actor chuckle

[@loganboehnlein2738]

Morty: "Dad!" Jerry: "Morty is that you? Are you alright? Morty: "No!" Jerry: What are you doing with Taddy Mas-" Morty: "Holy shit Dad, shut the fuck up!!" My favorite Morty line so far from this

[@TheDailySchwab]

This part got me so good lmao Jerry is so stupid 😂

[@kcryy]

this had me crying

[@btbydddx243]

@@kcryy same bro😭😭

[@ninjatortise8958]

3:42 Oddly enough, Morty ended up doing the exact same thing a couple seasons later

[@lilcoyoteeggg]

What?

[@kriffapher]

@@lilcoyoteeggg what? huh? hmm? excuse me?

[@redacted4176]

Wait really? What ep?

[@strranger]

in season 5, in the second to last episode. Morty shot a hole through his hand with the portal juice or whatever.

[@TheGuyfromValhalla]

Ah shit

[@mikewazowski8522]

4:07 this one was by far my favorite

[@realdavebob]

I woke up the house laughing

[@GreatWolfMusic]

6:21 holy sh*t dad shut the f*ck up! best part in my experiance

[@wardskidoedels512]

6:05 sounds like he's about to laugh lol

[@immortannojoe9523]

6:50 The way the guy on radio delivered that line. It sounded like he's also into it and was surprised to know someone else is too.

[@lucasandrade405]

5:55 kills me everytime

[@ezekielsoto9417]

Lmfao 😂

[@Loctorak]

1:30 still my favourite scene of the whole series 😂

[@loganblechle3239]

4:00 will never not be funny without context

[@OnIyASpoonfull]

6:50

[@sunnex474]

5:22 summer does a snoopy cry

[@hbombfreak]

It’s been 6 years and I didn’t even notice that LMAO

[@lilcoyoteeggg]

Its strange when such a dark show actually helps with depression, it has helped cheer me up on the bad days. This is honestly a comfort show for me. I tend to like the funnier side rather than the dark or upsetting stuff but I still love the show.

[@Pluton1717]

If this is a dark show for you then ur not really depressed

[@peachy-wd6ci]

such a dark show? i would say its more comedic with some dark storylines

[@Opana223]

Hopefully when I get my glasses I'll finally be able to see who asked

[@sashaversteeg3406]

@@Opana223 you literally listen to suicide boys dude you have no room to talk

[@Opana223]

@@sashaversteeg3406 lol I don't listen to them cause I'm all depressed like you I listen cause they slap and go hard

[@caseyeidson5068]

“Holy shit dad shut the fuck up” was the funniest one by far for some reason

[@saintedbag297]

2:51 makes me laugh everytime

[@davidhaines6656]

Lol... "Blow me"

[@chinemeremohaeri9100]

5:54 ''Heads up, rap!$+$.'' funniest part, in my opinion. So funny and stupid.

[@joker_storm2232]

Rapists. If its uncensored in the video just say it.

[@tallperson117]

2:04 still my favorite joke in the series, it's so subtle yet so fucking hilarious.

[@julianhernandez7246]

“What’s wrong Rick is it the quantum carburetor or something” “Quantum carburetor?” “Jesus Morty, you can’t just add a *burp* sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something ” “Hmm Looks like somethings wrong with the Micro-verse battery” This is the type of humor in the show that cracks me up, because we’re all thinking the same thing. Every show or movie adds some random science word to some other word to make it seem important or smart or science like but truly it’s quite stupid since we hear it all the time. Rick pointing that out and then degrading/ turning it down is something we can agree with but it’s the contradiction he says immediately after that makes it hilarious.

[@ea-hellz4415]

Geez, someones getting laid in college

[@princedoge4586]

It’s not a contradiction because it is literally a battery that sources it’s energy from a micro verse

[@muratkahraman8743]

Also this same line was used in the dragon episode before interrogating the horrible cat "Quantum Carburetor needs nanowater or something"

[@ekothesilent9456]

@@princedoge4586 and our battery’s source our energy from all types of things but we don’t call them “oil batteries” or “hydro batteries” or “solar electricity battery” they are just batteries. Therefore it’s still a purposeful contradiction.

[@ekothesilent9456]

@TrainerblueTube no a battery is named for what it powers not from its source of power. Ie. car battery, phone battery, Controller battery, garage door opener battery, etc. you’ve never heard of a “wind battery” “oil battery” “thermo-battery” “coal-battery” this is literally the premise of the joke in the show bruh.

[@pappytsc626]

6:19 💀🤣🤣🤣 that killed me

[@darkwish210]

😂😂😂

[@demiyawright3128]

I swear🤣🤣

[@The_Youtube_Winner]

the taddy mason thing. these are so rewatchable because the dialogue is so deep and multi layered. i get something out of it everyone because you can never get them all. the story train one keeps on giving. the dialogue in that is so dense lmaoo

[@SinofThrash]

How can you not laugh at "This place needs a little culture, and it sure as hell can't get it from someone WHOSE ENTIRE CULTURE POWERS MY BRAKE LIGHTS!"

[@alericjohansen6775]

That gets me laughing everytime!

[@merlinho0t]

The Purge episode is still one of my favorites in the series. I think it was the first episode I ever watched and what got me hooked on the show.

[@maximusbalderaz8170]

6:50 had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@vanman12]

“uhhhh… okay”

[@ZJ2008]

Bro same

[@Conimon]

Same

[@davidhaines6656]

Would be a killer ringtone.

[@lordnnarat]

@@davidhaines6656 thank you for the idea

[@Catz2003]

This is like Rick and Morty out of context-

[@nerdsunscripted624]

“I hate you and I was thinking about your friend grace!” Lmfao when Morty gets mad he always gets the best one liners

[@jodih2734]

"I HATE YOU AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOUR FRIEND GRACE" XDDD The best part

[@ItIsRan]

1:49 He’s got a point lol

[@OnIyASpoonfull]

That was a smart clap back

[@Number1JoedoughboiFAN]

Lmao

[@wtffffffffffffffffffffffff]

6:50 - the best scene i've seen

[@SonGokan7376]

1:49-1:53"Ma'am a giant head in the sky is controlling the weather did you want to play checkers?" 😂😂😂

[@breakfastplan4518]

3:28 holy crap - Stephen Colbert and Nathan Fielder are in this scene. I had no clue back when this first aired. I just knew I heard those voices before. EPIC!

[@justanotherblackwhitemicke7817]

You forget the best part, "Lets be RATIONAL"

[@Home-uv6xg]

We need the other seasons bro thats good job here

[@lilcoyoteeggg]

I like what you got. Good job. The show is fun to quote. ^^'

[@KhanMann66]

Nah this is peaked Rick and Morty. Everything else that came after sux.

[@tobsonasanya4765]

@@KhanMann66 no

[@MADD-MANX]

These are the only good seasons anyway

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202]

@@KhanMann66 there’s maybe 3-4 bad episodes across seasons 3-5, that’s out of 30 episodes. The show is still good, y’all are just to stubborn to give it a chance because you prefer to focus on the negative instead of the positive side of things

[@mechs4]

2:02 is the funniest shit I ever going to watch

[@aro_ger_]

6:04 That one was really good..

[@chrisjames4145]

4:10 Jerry's most savage moment. Wow never thought I'd type that sentence 🤣

[@spudd_]

Mr poopybutthole is just so damn amazing

[@mohsendabour]

“ Yes Summer, it’s a big universe.. Get used to it! Right, Rick? “ 😂😂😂

[@GippyHappy]

The worst thing this show ever did was introduce me to the phrase “eek barba durkell, someone’s gonna get laid in college” because I quote it too often and there’s no way to explain it

[@generic840]

Walking bullybait

[@nathansharnsky2330]

That last part had me literally dying and crying laughing it was so unexpected after the scene right before it. Wish I could like this video twice, hilarious. Love this show. I just don’t like rewatching all the time so this was gold

[@JamesD401]

Let’s be real 1:20 Rixty minutes was the best episode of the season

[@izacar214]

You mean Total Rickall?

[@OnIyASpoonfull]

I haven’t watched Rick and Morty in a long time but Rixty minutes is one of the best episodes of the show all together

[@MrWeenuk21]

now i have no clue if these guy thinks inter dimensional cable 1 is the best idc 2 or if they actually mean that total rickall is best

[@bryanvickers]

"What is my purpose?" "You pass butter." "....oh my God." "Yeah welcome to the club, pal."

[@DGneoseeker1]

It's the "Errrr..... Okay..." that got me.

[@theuglyone5800]

6:16 lmao

[@bingchilling3914]

"Should I rub my Liver hole on them?" Is one of my favorite line from this show

[@jytvreal]

Hey I seen you before

[@sledge2742]

Literally every other second makes me laugh in this show, its genius

[@makthemaniac1]

The way that alien just says ‘fuck you’ so happily and calmly gets me rolling

[@SirToaster9330]

The best part is Rick is right, there isn't anything wrong with these people making energy for him to take

[@TheTGOAC]

Yeah technically we do the same thing for trees. Lazy bastards

[@mixtapeweezy6871]

I cant help but feel lile the issue would be resolved with 2 microverse batteries. One for rick and his car and the other for zeeps civilization. Just make a second microverse.

[@gabs_salem]

The thing is, those people work out on those devices to generate energy and rick steals it. You could call this 'stealing' the 'royalties' for introducing the devices in the first place, but that would have to be an understanding of both parties

[@nekosaiyajin8529]

0:50 You thought summer was gonna do it, didn't you? You freak.

[@gabrielirvine3961]

I was hoping 😫

[@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either]

Honestly I genuinely forgot she was a girl in that scene for some reason

[@Unavailablea4]

😂​@@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either

[@gabrielirvine3961]

3:55 don't worry Morty, I've been that down bad before..

[@jgamer2228]

“Ma’am, a giant head in the sky’s controlling the weather, did you want to play checkers?” Golden line

[@trashhuman3977]

I love how "The Ricks Must Be Crazy" takes up almost a third of the video

[@elnaoya9274]

"Morty? Are you alright?" "No!" "Why are you with Teddy Manson?" "HOLY SHIT, DAD, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[@T0B3573R]

Me with my mom

[@patrik9328]

"This is wrong, Kyle! What you're doing is wrong!" Kyle keeps smiling

[@plaguedvenice]

“At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose!” Summer is my favorite character

[@infiltratious8195]

The hardest I ever laughed was either when the 4d beings went back in time and jumped einstein and told him don't fuck with time🤣 or when Morty made the alien doubt his religion ad causing him to get run over and go to hell

[@CoolGuy-nn9yi]

The "Holy sh*t Dad, Shut the fu** up" had so much venom behind it, it's unbelievable. But then again it's Jerry, it's somewhat understandable 😂

[@raffaelg757]

6:50 actually had me cry when I saw it for the first time

[@DeathNight77]

SAME I love how he had to specify that they're disgusting too as if it makes it better

[@youjerbchannel1533]

"Holy Shit Dad Shut the fuck up"the way Morty says cracks me up😂😂😂

[@aidenissilly]

6:19 has to be my favorite scene ever

[@stewarthuval9693]

When gear head said Asia face lmaooo

[@HtxTrill713]

The fact that Summer is only worried about pants while Rick brutally murders his clones

[@kpr3xd792]

@2:17 this scene always has me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@otrenigmaandy7443]

Preciate this video, these are all my favorites too

[@char6207]

4:49 this is so funny lmao 💀

[@lookdadnomilk]

I was sceptical but you convinced me😂

[@Shydau]

2:31 _Politicians be like:_

[@Mister-Red]

6:55 the way you edited it, gives the impression that those 2 clips are from the same scene

[@penfoldproductions533]

Rick and morty has been penfold approved!

[@canlyhansen1588]

i was expecting that "three weeks earlier" lol still, good stuff

[@pastelguts6182]

Rick and Morty is always so hit or miss for me

[@ayezz2811]

The “um…okay..” at the end murders me every time 💀💀

[@_Grim]

the thing that made me laugh the most was, Summer: What do you mean you're gonna have a party? Are some "glip glops" from the third dimension gonna come over and play cards or something? Rick: Glip Glop? your glad a treflorkian doesn't hear you say that. Summer: Is that like their n-word? Rick: It's like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it got raised by all the bad words for jews. Season 1 Episode 11 Ricksy Business

[@prithvirajsrinivasan1077]

3:51 GAYYYY 😂😂😂

[@SICPARVISMAGNA3018]

"morty you appear to be dying."

[@maryna.angelpa]

These are the parts Rick and Morty made me laugh. Thank you

[@Rohit-di9hg]

1:13 😂 in your face!

[@emersonslater8144]

This might be the best season of any animated tv show ever made 😂

[@The_House_Always_Wins]

I feel like having a passenger purge button would be useful for Uber drivers

[@lilcoyoteeggg]

Or self passenger purge buttons for when the driver makes you feel uncomfortable. 😅

[@lucaspotasio5483]

The "be ashamed of yourself sweetie" took me way of guard 😂

[@nickmaille5951]

Imagine meeting your God, then meeting your god's god, then they start fighting about who gets to destroy your existence.

[@nickmaille5951]

2:37

[@jaredflynn3750]

Lol rick effortlessly blocking off the psychic fart probing was my favorite hes not falling for the old jedi mind trick gag

[@ZJ2008]

“YOU’RE NOT THE VICTIM HERE! “I hate you and I was thinking about your friend Grace!” “GAAAH!”

[@primecelron6764]

The best season of rick and morty.

[@GummyBestie]

3:23 makes me laugh so much and 2:02 makes me laugh really hard

[@johncarlortiz2672]

"I'm holding a box of tic tacs right now" -dont lie you laughed hard enough to get abs

[@CausalityLoop]

"I came here accidently through a wormhole located in what you call get out of my head Fart, I know you're in here lalala" had me laughing for five whole minutes.

[@Ydkm376]

"Ma'am a giant in the sky is controlling the weather, did you wanna play checkers" best comeback 😂😂😂😂