Every Time The Raccoons In The Alley Are Seen/Mentioned

[@suburbanweekend]

I like that Linda had named the raccoon determined it’s sexuality, decided that he is keto, and is a wino. Lol

[@alexpalaciossantos4940]

sounds like the standard city gay

[@larkohiya]

It sounds like the stereotypical tropish concept of a someone who would rather make up what they think others are then engage with them in reality. Its cringe and scary.

[@suburbanweekend]

@@larkohiya well uh it’s a raccoon so you can’t really engage with a raccoon because it is an animal. It is pretty human to project human traits on animals as a way to try to relate to them. It isn’t always accurate because they are animals not humans. But everybody has done it a little bit. Linda just went a bit far with it. People do that shit with their pets all the time. Plus Linda is supposed to be a little kooky.

[@distortedmeatbal7191]

@@larkohiya fun police

[@chey6073]

@@suburbanweekend Better to be a Linda than to be a Gayle

[@rainbowbrony12]

I love how Ginger interrupted to ask how Bob's braids looked.

[@GodOfMoonlight]

You gotta hand it to Linda, she is INVESTED in these raccoons. Full ass stories and personalities fleshed out lol

[@keijijohnson9754]

It’s surprising she never made her own cartoon show based on them.😆

[@GodOfMoonlight]

@@keijijohnson9754 holy guacamole do I hear a small spin off in the makings???? 🫢

[@25lighters91]

Oh my god, that sounds like me with the neighborhood cats! But they really do have personalities and we really do cuss each other out everyday while navigating a delicate yet tense inter species relationship

[@crimsonite2044]

I would LOVE an episode only about the raccoons

[@Tiffanyxo1993]

"Oh a gay racoon can't have babies?!?" 🤣😂

[@schweenieboy]

Bob: Uh I don't know. I guess they could adopt or have a surrogate.

[@mrfacestab5758]

@@schweenieboy Linda: Of course he could. What is it look like?

[@sashimiroll5055]

The continuity with the raccoons is more consistent than most crime dramas

[@JarodFarrant]

Legit

[@spacebarisntworking7530]

I love how its all consistant. They never make up new names but use the same names.

[@annaksmith9608]

"Yeah, no it was definitely their anniversary, now that I think about it"🤣

[@r-pupz7032]

"Awwww babies getting rabies" is such an iconic line.

[@tepigfan7169]

i just love how easily swayed bob is to help linda. they're literally the perfect couple

[@trin446]

this just reminds me of how perfect bob and linda are for each other

[@wyattchandler6359]

Bob is just as crazy as Linda is. He just needs a bit more of a push to really get on her level. And that's why they're together and a are actually stable.

[@trin446]

@@wyattchandler6359 she was fearless, and crazier than him. she was his queen... and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen

[@skeletalevan889]

@@trin446 I hate you, I hate you, I hate you (take an extra like)

[@NotSubwayzz]

They’re so cute together

[@ISBuckley8]

I mean, Bob regularly has conversations with his food so he definitely has his fair share of creative moments, it's just different than Linda's

[@ISBuckley8]

I love how Linda's become so invested that she can recognize which raccoon is which just by their markings

[@AltoTheaterNerd]

We need a spin off series of just the raccoons chattering at each other with subtitles.

[@FloridaGuy53]

🦝👑:(Chattering) 🦝👹:(Chittering) 🦝👑:(Angry chattering) 🦝👹:(Angry chittering)

[@LewisBlack19]

Wow, seeing that there's almost a whole episode of racoon moments makes me want a full episode solely focused on them for 21 minutes

[@brooks1353]

The newest bob’s burger episode is about little king trash mouth

[@histranger3611]

Gotta love bob He goes from “Why is there a raccoon here!?” To “Lets put a hat on him.”

[@Onyrooliver]

Thats any dad with pets

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

My dad throws my cats so😭

[@frootsnacc6790]

If the Belchers ever do get a dog Bob is definitely gonna be the dad who acts like he wants nothing to do with them, but after a month he and the dog are inseparable

[@marce420.7]

​@@mrpickles-hb6zx in a playful way, right???

[@marce420.7]

​@@Onyrooliver same now my dad loves are cats, theyre so goofy

[@siborg626]

Linda should probably write a fantasy series about raccoons and other furry folk.

[@numberonetinadefender]

i would fr read/watch the hell out of that

[@siborg626]

@@numberonetinadefender Really?! 1. What species of furry folk do you find attractive? 2. What species of furry folk do you find least attractive? 3. If you could be any species of furry folk, what would you be?

[@numberonetinadefender]

@@siborg626 wtf wait no i just meant i would read/watch a series linda would write about the alley raccoons lmao pls

[@siborg626]

@@numberonetinadefender I’m not being judgmental. Just proper clarification. Plus, I recently recall the episode, specifically, season-11 episode-20: “Steal Magazine-olias”, where you developed a crush on a cartoon/illustrated fox-type furry folk that was a scientist. And whether or not it makes you feel better, I’ve dated non-human females of different species. Some of them were furry folk.

[@numberonetinadefender]

@@siborg626 OH MY GOD HAHA I FORGOT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ROLEPLAY ACC I NEVER USE THE ACC THAT WAY LMAO😭😭

[@andrewhavens5937]

The searing love story of our time: Little King Trash Mouth and his husband Gary.

[@erika-paigehutch3930]

I'm so invested in the raccoons in the alley, if raccoons lived where I live I'd so do the same

[@Nightswarmer]

They're such cute little gremlins, I also wish we had trash pandas where I live

[@erika-paigehutch3930]

@@Nightswarmer AGREED although my country has a bunch of not great animals so idk if we need trash pandas destroying our bins

[@Nightswarmer]

@@erika-paigehutch3930 I'd replace them with seagulls, cuz those are scary

[@erika-paigehutch3930]

@@Nightswarmer bruh seagulls have walked right up to me and stolen my food on multiple occasions, they're evil

[@Nightswarmer]

@@erika-paigehutch3930 My stepdad loves to tell about the time he fed them whole bones of chicken wings..

[@colmanpm]

“We can ask Teddy to help us. He has a trap from when he thought the squirrels were stealing his mail.” Sounds so normal on Bob’s Burgers. 😂

[@simonessays]

Idk why but I find it wholesome that she says that one raccoon has a husband and they’re married. Like- it’s so cute for some reason.

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

Would say I'm surprised but Linda is a super ally

[@izzyk9-]

“Let’s put a hat on him” gets me every time 😂😂

[@kishinumaayumi]

To be fair, peeing all over the place does sound like Linda

[@alyshay82597]

I mean she did say that she tried peeing in the alley to assert dominance.

[@downwordspiralofpiss]

She also once took a dump in front of a cop

[@savannahpaigeacnh17]

"Ugh, you pee in a bucket one time and never hear the end of it"

[@ilovemandylane9708]

Linda is just as crazy with raccoons as her sister is with cats...

[@devangoad]

I love that they’re not special in any real way besides how linda has fictionalized them. The fact that they’re straight regular racoons is great writing (the last scene kinda tells me they recognize teddy and are not afraid of him). Either way this is how I treat my local squirrels although I can’t tell them apart yet.

[@almi8151]

They're not straight you are wrong

[@devangoad]

@@almi8151 straight as in direct, it’s urban vernacular hon

[@sevenequalsoneheart6710]

I want a spinoff series centered around the main characters dubbing the raccoons and their shenanigans. Linda and Teddy could direct lol

[@toururururururu]

Its kinda wholesome teddy likes the belchers enough to remember the names of lindas racoons and to remember little king trash mouth specifically

[@toururururururu]

Also is it illegal to feed racoons and act like their your pets like Linda does asking for a friend also what abot rats can you train wild rats and take care of them asking for a friend

[@25lighters91]

​@@toururururururuI don't know about the rats but I have developed a weird relationship with a local senior cat who are routine is the cuss each other out while I give him food every morning

[@shangc2781]

Cast List Little King Trashmouth His Husband Gary El Diablo Big Baby Pudding Snatcher Her Babies

[@matt13r1]

Bob: mmm

[@crimsonite2044]

And Pudding had three kids just like Linda

[@nikoyoshi6089]

12:16 "Are you gonna pee pee in the alley to show your dominance?" "No, it doesn't work, I tried it."

[@jakeinaflannel]

Thank you for this great service, my mother acts like Linda and gives all the raccoons personalities and I do the same. We raised a few and whenever me and my gf see them in the show I'm like oo nice. Keep it up!

[@JW-vd4il]

Wow you raised raccoons! How?! I like them from a distance. And that's it! I think possums are more laid back and even still -- Our neighborhood oppossum was getting a little too friendly recently and I just couldn't. So cute! But I've seen your teeth, no you can't come in the house!!!

[@DeathlordSlavik]

@@JW-vd4il I have a racoon that comes up to the backdoor of my house almost every night for a couple months now... I think someone raised him from a baby and then dumped him as unlike any other racoon I have seen he will do things like sit on my boots and let me pet him he will also hide behind me when other raccoons are on the porch and tries and gets in my house when I open the door so I have to kind of push him out which just further reinforced my thought someone raised him as he had all these behaviors from the first time I saw him. Result is he gets his own little pile of food and water dish since he is afraid of the other raccoons. Only thing that annoys me is that since he is fairly young he likes to play which involves biting my boots and pants so I always wear thick clothing and gloves as despite him not biting very hard those sharp teeth still hurt even when they don't puncture the clothing also I don't want to risk rabies despite the fact I know what a rabid animal looks like and he is not rabid but I don't know what happens when he isn't up on the porch so I just don't risk it as there is always a risk of him getting infected at any time.

[@JW-vd4il]

@@DeathlordSlavik oh that is so sad! Do you have any "animal rescue" near you that might be able to help? I love that you are doing what you can, but after you already said it's too tame, the fact that it's afraid of the other raccoons, that broke me.

[@DeathlordSlavik]

@@JW-vd4il Don't think any will take him as he is already accustomed to humans to the point he wants to be a pet (shown by how I have to actively block him from going inside) meaning he would have to be kept permanently and most animal rescues are having problems due to too many animals or hard time finding funding due to the economy as taking care of animals isn't cheap. Yea the whole afraid of other raccoons really threw me off as well as it shows he was probably raised alone.

[@JW-vd4il]

@@DeathlordSlavik Are you in the U.S.?

[@iamnerd223]

3:08 “WOOOAAAHHH! RACCOON! RACCOON IN THE TUB! CODE ORANGE!” That line plus the Fact that Linda loves the raccoons makes me think they do get a lot of raccoons in the house.

[@crusader8626]

The king is under attack - its a racoon de tat😂

[@730kf]

ohhhhhh (looking for misc. hype-man emojis. mics to drop etc)

[@ispoilers9535]

D'etat

[@crusader8626]

@@ispoilers9535 same answer different working

[@Drixenol86]

I do the same with the squirrels that always steal seeds from the bird feeder. The names: Lupin, Jigen and Fujiko.

[@thekornwulf]

Where's Goemon?

[@Drixenol86]

@@thekornwulf I haven’t seen a fourth squirrel.

[@schweenieboy]

@@Drixenol86 The Bird Should Be Named Inspector Zenigata.

[@Drixenol86]

@@schweenieboy Which one? There are so many birds on the feeder.

[@schweenieboy]

@@Drixenol86 The One That Looks Like The Leader Of The Pack.

[@jaredlanglitz5651]

“Is it Little King Trashmouth, and his husband Gary?” So far there’s three adult Racoons and three babies, nothing more nothing less. I wonder what was going on with the babies while their mommy was at dinner with the gay royals, not to mention what are Linda and Teddy going to name the lil cuties.

[@prageruwu69]

truly the gay representation we needed

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

Better than clay

[@prageruwu69]

​@@mrpickles-hb6zxthey are not comparable in any way

[@cjrock95]

One of the best gay representations ever and they're raccoons.

[@jaydock1]

“He likes red wine! A little too much 😏”

[@Btester2]

I love the running gag with the racoons! Linda crakcs me up when she talks about little king tradsmouth and his husband Gary.

[@Misunao23]

YES RACCOON APPRECIATION❤

[@atomictea21]

This is me with the deer in my backyard

[@danielladuck3323]

What’s their name

[@atomictea21]

@@danielladuck3323 Glad you asked one of the deer has growths on her face so I call her Miss Pepperoni Face. Another deer has a broken leg so her name is Hoppy. Then the last one I have a name for is this one deer like to take food from the other deer so we call her the Bitch.

[@ispoilers9535]

My mom calls her backyard deer Pretty Girl.

[@schweenieboy]

A Deer Came Was In My Backyard One Time.

[@JW-vd4il]

Seeing this title, not only was my first thought, "Oh that looks fun," then I realized I said it to myself in Linda's voice. 😂 I may have been watching too many Bob's Burgers clips lately. But is there such a thing as too many?

[@numberonetinadefender]

there’s never gonna be such a thing as too many bobs burgers clips

[@Amott9775.]

I use Linda’s tag lines everyday lol

[@JW-vd4il]

@@numberonetinadefender We'll take that as a promise!!! Thanks for the clips, you do a great job! 😀❤💕💞

[@numberonetinadefender]

@@JW-vd4il aw thank you!

[@730kf]

o my face

[@a_tabaza]

Excellent work on the compilations, kudos truly!

[@numberonetinadefender]

aw thank you!

[@notfred1233]

Reminds me of the baby raccoon we raised when I was a kid. I miss you, RJ. Not a day goes by when I don't regret letting my mom and dad give you to the nature sanctuary

[@weebjeez]

Same way I feel about Meeko. Loved the shit outta that racoon.

[@lunarmiau]

Oh my god I have a raccoon plush named RJ and we named the fox in our backyard the same thing

[@KazimJafar]

I connect to her on a spiritual level. I'm similarly invested with my local stray dogs.

[@elt8505]

They're not animals, they know how to sit in chairs

[@emmahancock8911]

For some reason i really appreciate that Gene was like "yeah that sounds like mom" presumably to make their guest feel better 🥺 he also weirdly complimented her in a way? "Whatever your pee is sellin that raccoon is buyin!" Which im not sure is a compliment but i definitely dont think its an insult?

[@almi8151]

I would die and kill for these little gay raccoons

[@Lilylad]

The Belcher family is the most health tv family ever. Change my mind

[@RedKincaid]

Them and the Addams are my biggest relationship role-models

[@Lilylad]

@@RedKincaid Hold Up I forgot about them. They still lose a point tho becuase of that ugly ass animated movie that came out

[@terryclip...]

big fan of how little time it took for bob to decend into madness

[@noelhutchins7366]

If you like Raccoons just make a compost-bed with a food-scrap-bunk-bed propped above it, add a tub of fishing-bait-worms and meal-worms to the top-bunk where food-scraps go; the compost pile will catch raccoons' litter from the top bunk: every month or so, scrape up the edges of worm castings and drop them on top so worms keep reproducing and eating whatever raccoons ignore; the compost is great active squirming soil for gardening, not indoors, bugs will hatch indoors.

[@ericjohnson6120]

It's either an animation error or Linda doesn't know the raccoons as well as she thinks because at 10:52 Big Baby Pudding Snatcher is missing one of her tail rings.

[@copperbunnies9849]

Oh yeah possibly an animation error I think Linda knows her racoons very well.:)

[@jordanwalsh1691]

There's a background error as well. At 1:37 the electrical conduit passes inside the window, at 1:40 it's fixed, and the conduit passes outside the window properly.

[@Sharon-fw4rv]

A gauge? Has that reached the raccoon community? 😂

[@Charkbait7329]

Big Baby Pudding Snatcher, I NEVER HEARD A BETTER NAME IN MY LIFE

[@CekaDStar]

Oh I really love this show. I like how Bob just goes along with it 😹😹

[@nathalieduverna6963]

No resistance, just let life be

[@ilovemandylane9708]

Don't think he has a choice...

[@matt13r1]

And just refers to Linda and Teddy as “crazy raccoon people”

[@ST4RB0M]

bro bob is good w literally every animal he comes in contact w

[@razzledazzle6739]

"Aw, babies getting rabies...."

[@brynniefresh9746]

i never noticed the picture of Bob and Linda’s wedding at the courthouse 😭 that’s beautiful 🥺

[@lunarfox3253]

I don’t want to look into this… but did he just say his good sock? Under his bed? 😂😂😂

[@ZukoHalliwell]

Remember when Linda got mad at Bob for bringing a cow into the house? 1:15 This is so much worse.

[@justjoannak]

Agreed

[@matt13r1]

But the raccoon’s are Linda’s friends.

[@ZukoHalliwell]

@@matt13r1 Linda's certifiably insane. 😂

[@matt13r1]

@@ZukoHalliwell and also hilarious

[@ZukoHalliwell]

@@matt13r1 Of course. She's my favorite character.

[@brooks1353]

1:34 The fact that she gives a raccoon wine cracks me up every time

[@CRASH21x]

This is the content we love to see

[@kingofnonation5843]

A Raccudédat is a underatted joke

[@erichinkle7891]

“That raccoon really likes your pee Jessica, what’s your secret?”

[@americanmarsupial4943]

I have been seriously considering purchasing a King Trash mouth T-shirt

[@mistahkrazy805]

The dude who plays Lynn is hilarious! Love their interviews and him just going off on some random tangent.

[@andapandacongufanda]

I went to college in the US and i was always trying to hang with the raccoons I saw and once I saw a baby skunk and wanted to get it and my friend picked me up and carried me away and I cried I’m with linda 100 on this

[@princesskida4746]

OMG I remember when this show came out I was 9 years old and since then I've been obsessed 🥰😍.

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

My late grandma and I with stray cats. Midnight II visits the most. I have no idea what happened to Midnight I.

[@TKZells16]

Why is this me with the neighborhood cats?

[@schweenieboy]

What Are Their Names?

[@TKZells16]

@@schweenieboy Julio, Lasagna, Two-Face, Swayze, Little Lisa, Pretty Kitty, Jasper, and Madame Pumpkin Bread

[@-valmetal-]

@@TKZells16 i already love madam pumpkin bread

[@25lighters91]

Mines are Grumpy Gus, Mama da Pretty girl, Felix Unger Fellington and Will

[@hueyb6905]

I needed this so much. Thank you so much.

[@numberonetinadefender]

np! :)

[@jkrfan7]

can you do Mr. Business next?

[@numberonetinadefender]

yeah i can totally do that!

[@PvcScrew]

Please use his full name, Mr Jim Business :-D

[@numberonetinadefender]

oh istg i’m so sorry i tried, i made the whole vid and everything, but since most of it is one episode youtube won’t let me upload it, it’s blocked :(

[@walkeen_phoenix139]

1:25 a framed picture of Bob & Linda getting married at city hall. they are so poor its cute :,]

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

You're so rude it's impossible

[@brynniefresh9746]

seeing the runtime of this is hilarious…there’s a lot of raccoon drama

[@ruthannkizakavich3325]

I love Linda's stories of th raccoons!❤❤❤❤

[@lacieGlove]

Oh my god I have been waiting for someone to make this exact video!!❤ thank you

[@contentgremlinthe3rd]

"aww babies getting rabbies"

[@lydiaminx666]

Linda is literally me with possums and raccoons that I see in my yard

[@coffinb3d]

i want a mom that’s like linda.

[@diegovillagomez5402]

I’ve been waiting for this video comp for so long

[@buddytenney7121]

13:11 Teddy: (in a rush, grabbing the olive bar) Long story, I'll tell you later.

[@bigguy952]

You know one day there’ll be an episode where Linda’s love for the raccoons will gain the attention of the news and starts to affect her family in a negative way because of the bullying

[@aeroxoxo]

I just got the RaCOUP de ta joke

[@hipwizard]

I like how Linda give king wine

[@Kev-O33]

"Aww babies getting rabies" lol

[@Jarod-te2bi]

These raccoons have their own personalities 😍 love it.

[@markcambrone8369]

I feel if they could talk, it would turn out he’s not gay and that’s his brother.

[@Anastas1786]

Or that Linda actually has no idea how to tell male raccoons from females and she just declared them gay because she thought a gay King of the Alley made her raccoon soap opera _(Street Life!)_ more interesting. Maybe it's just me, but Little King Trashmouth looks more like Big Baby Pudding Snatcher than he looks like Gary.

[@ilovemandylane9708]

"They just got married! ❤️"

[@SpectacularDisaster]

streetlife is my new themesong

[@ArtieArchives]

Never knew they made a crossover with Rigby

[@Eggsaland]

0:00 Season 3 Episode 17 0:18 Season 4 Episode 9 4:27 Season 7 Episode 16 8:30 Season 9 Episode 1 8:51 Season 10 Episode 11 8:54 Season 11 Episode 2 9:00 Season 11 Episode 22 12:41 Bob Burgers Movie

[@sonicspyrofan5237]

11:58 Is anyone else concerned that Louise wanted to light the restaurant on fire? She’s dangerously close to being a pyromaniac

[@NadiaGirl1]

She’s an evil kid

[@Allucinogenz]

she is a pyromaniac

[@sandeater0214]

"He likes red, a little too much"

[@pacifistcowboy]

my friend sent this me informing me that this is 100% something i would do. they are right.

[@Varner410]

im kinda curios if little king trash mouth or gary is what sired pudding snatchers youngins

[@rum_coke_17]

I love that they added little king trash mouth to the movie

[@ihavenoclevername8300]

The pure pain in “not now little king trash mountain!” Is perfection

[@johannadriesenga6653]

“Why are you eating pudding in the alley?” Why are you questioning it

[@MadGameBoy]

I'm glad lil' king trash mouth got some representation in the movie

[@burstitdown9440]

Look racoons having a dance off 📴 🦝

[@leilamatos7017]

Holy moly 7:23 is a such a brutal unprovoked roast. I never even caught that until now 😂

[@jamesmiller4346]

The Double Guns😅😅😅only Bob, damn this show is upper echelon Hilarious.

[@JacobVonRoker]

Bob has one good sock

[@isaacland249]

Have you tried peeing in the alley the make your dominance ? No I tried it before . /: ??what !