every white guy's worst nightmare

[@Fabius11k]

"the only way to protect yourself..." i was ready for a NordVPN ad

[@joshcantrell8397]

Me too lol

[@TheFlowerQueen]

Missed opportunity

[@nightwatch3889]

Me too

[@downey2294]

man youtube has conditioned us

[@CiruPlays]

perfectly implanted subconcious programming. very obedient.

[@CrizzyEyes]

When he said "get dirt on people who have dirt on you" I really expected him to pull out the other guy's phone.

[@dantereinhardt6911]

I was expecting him to say he has a blackmail kink.

[@matousjust3581]

Exactely, you never know Al next move

[@Danimal28]

I expected him to pull out the others guys D...... That's one way to get dirt on him

[@stavik96]

I expected him getting a shovel.

[@herman_not_the_german]

@@stavik96 expect the unexpected

[@ThomasKing19933]

My brain literally sees this guy as 2 separate people now😂

[@immaleaf4964]

2 separate people and 1 jessica

[@joaoveigamelo]

One is gay and the other likes man

[@TheFacelessBaron]

There's actually 7 people there

[@Moonlite_Kitsune]

Well you see, One has a hat on

[@drunkenhobo8020]

The guy from Fire Department Chronicles is the ultimate master of that.

[@iloveultrakill-op3gk]

"you'll lose your friends" "ohh well probably not"

[@Insert6character4name.]

One day, when ULTRAKILL MUST DIE difficulty comes out, someone's gonna be really impressed by your profile picture.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@feritye767]

wow did that really happen

[@annaburns2865]

Best line ever! 😂

[@edinaldonokyojin8974]

Just soul survivor? What about Sisyphus? Edit: what? Ultrakill must die?! How?

[@ImVyke.]

to search the N word, you have to type in the N word... CANCELED!

[@thealkymyst]

To search the I word your have to type in the I word...

[@technolung]

​@@thealkymystTo search the G word you have to type the G word

[@TheRenegade...]

"The only way to defend yourself from these kinds of threats is to get dirt on the people who have dirt on you"

[@IsaiahINRI]

I was expecting that to be the twist

[@Ishaan_A]

I had to use the stones to destroy the stones

[@TheRealTrigan]

“Yeah, well no probably not” HAHAHAH

[@EnriqueMendoza-bb4fu]

lol

[@turtleanton6539]

😂😂😂😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@MrDawn]

37 times in a week? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up

[@Nickco002]

wtf is your problem 😭🙏

[@_Iso_X]

We're only Wednesday

[@walkingcontradiction223]

​@@_Iso_XWhat do you mean "only Wednesday"? We're halfway through the week..

[@_Iso_X]

@@walkingcontradiction223 I mean we can still double it

[@TrainerLanden]

Not enough ​@@_Iso_X

[@byalcintas]

As a 9 year old call of duty player, i think 37 times in a week is pretty low tbh..

[@Nickco002]

🤦

[@supermysterious66]

It's only Wednesday, he's still got the other half of the week.

[@sparklee5044]

Goo goo gaa gaa

[@mukkah]

lol, bruh XD ~a random canadian subscriber dude

[@TheyCalledMeT]

9yo cod player? that's a tame pre matchup period xD

[@TheUltraTeam]

The people who have voice chat recordings are the most powerful people in the world…

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎

[@manoreddy3070]

Not in india No one cares here

[@theendofmyropemydude]

​@@manoreddy3070we are mostly talking about humans though

[@manoreddy3070]

@@theendofmyropemydude i thought only humans could reply with a comment. Nice job dawwggg

[@theendofmyropemydude]

@@manoreddy3070 poo in the loo

[@marquisdelafayette-xe1ht]

Nothing like the classical music hype man.

[@thorr18BEM]

That is In The Hall of the Mountain King - Edvard Grieg from Peer Gynt

[@JohnSmithEx]

​@@thorr18BEM true. I play this exact music in the background whenever II visit CornHub.

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

@@thorr18BEM One of the real classics. It made me so happy to listen to it as a teenager. I used to be a Punk Rocker in the 70s, but I had a secret. When I wasn't with my mates, I cranked* up the Chopin, Grieg and Ludwig von. * For a certain value of crank, it being just at the beginning of hi-fi.

[@sebastianahrens2385]

@@uncletiggermclaren7592 "Ludwig von" You mean Beethoven?

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

@@sebastianahrens2385 Yes, it was a kind of quote from a movie, I guess you have not seen. A Clockwork Orange. You might enjoy it.

[@Fangoros]

Took me too long to get the ending.. but for those poor souls like me who need a little help Jonathan Anderson needs to get as much dirt as possible on other people. So he created Call of Duty and keeps the Chat Logs, where everyone talks career ending shit. So whenever someone would accuse Jonathan, he would have more dirt on them because of those Voice Chats etc.

[@tracy9610]

Thank you!

[@Drainage_Eli]

Thank you. These three brothers are the most amazing storytellers ever. Love their videos. Who would’ve thought three identical triplets would be so talented.

[@travv88]

oh damn

[@jackydooley6053]

Thank you for making me not feel like the dumbest person ever!

[@thepsychogun7046]

Thank you so much sir.

[@sayrejoseph]

This is why we have black friends in the group

[@reverendnon5959]

We?

[@Iwaschosen_1231]

@@reverendnon5959lmao

[@progamerkallen3172]

Yeah but I like to give them separate car rides from everyone else just it’s better from everyoneelse😊

[@joaoveigamelo]

Wait, what?

[@jama5424]

Who is "We", There is no *WE*

[@immaleaf4964]

He did it. He broke the loop

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎

[@ganggarr]

Al is slowly making the word "twist" have a different meaning

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎

[@Double_E_1298]

i guess you could call it "twisting it around"

[@Tblk-Bs]

Bro is the only content creator who never fails to tickle my belly and make me scream🔥🔥

[@ryancommenter-r7o]

ayo?

[@HereComesThe-Sun]

😦📸

[@UrRIVAL]

...from the inside?

[@tweenson]

😂 bro

[@RenopunkJo]

@@ryancommenter-r7o AYE DOMINO

[@RLocksley]

Beautiful timing and cadence to sync with the climax of "In the Hall of the Mountain King". Precision during chaos. This is Norm level stuff. Outstanding!

[@jamesclawson9243]

For real though. His use of music is actually very effective and very thought out

[@RLocksley]

@@jamesclawson9243 Agreed. The thing is, though, it's not just his comedic timing (which, I suspect, he learned young), it's Al's cadence that hits the mark in this piece. To time the several punchlines with the emphatic highlights of one of the most well-known (and, lately, overused) classical pieces of all time reminds me of Norm The Great. Norm never used music, but he could construct a 13-minute shaggy-dog story with the cadence of a symphony conductor. I truly hope Al never signs a "contract", lest he be told what to say and how to write. This kind of brilliance can't be quantified into dollars and cents, and, somehow, I like to believe Al understands that. P.S. @al jokes Please read and understand Shakespeare's Sonnet 110. I didn't heed his warning, but I like to believe you did.

[@DarioKalen_Kagenui]

😂😂😂😂 I really liked the after-the-ending part, such a sinple joke but it was effective.

[@kemmylilmister1122]

I don't think I've ever seen a guy/gal on KZbin being this creative with this platform, doing scenes and writing funny twists like this guy. This guy is going places, seriously. Only discovered him like 2 months ago or something, and can't wait to see more - keep making the world smile in a time of relatively many sorrows Al!

[@robertgough161]

0:32 that look he did after the smile is very menacing

[@SamLabbato]

"never with the hard R, I swear!" "17 results beg to differ" "FUCK!"

[@GodActio]

best is to go to gab and let it all out, there is literally an account that says it every single day and that's it

[@ManCheat2]

Rookie numbers

[@Broockle]

only heard of the hard R like 3 months ago. I googled it a few times. I don't think it's possible to find results of examples 😅

[@flamingpaxtsc]

I like the shorts, but I feel like the longer skits let you be more creative 🔥🙌💅

[@johnp5250]

Why did I laugh so hard at the continuity joke? Top tier editing

[@jonathandavis1616]

1:34 scariest moment of my life

[@KaibaRL.]

😂😂😂😂

[@Broockle]

is that really a common thing? As a kid I always thought everyone respects the n word.

[@socketman]

This channel never gets old. The creativity and effort that goes into these for a laugh is much appreciated

[@MrJoeDone]

The funny thing is. Directly after the video ended, there was an Greepeace ad that started with "Stop!" At the perfect timing to complete the sentence

[@americancapitalist9094]

“I really need you to understand what I’m saying.” I expected a different ending whereas only one person left that room.

[@PS1212]

I hate that youtube NEVER recommends me your stuff even tho im subbed

[@woahdotoah]

this video is a step up, i love the project direction its going in. good video.

[@YammoYammamoto]

the classic Monte Python ending. I'm amazed at the breadth.

[@aoifedeborha2420]

I got a jump-scare when I realised there were no subtitles lol

[@Roman-Noodlez]

2:03 R.I.P. bro he’s cooked 🫡

[@mojothehelpermonkey1176]

This is like Ryan George’s intrusive thoughts

[@Foolsjoker]

If she's going through ur phone looking for stuff. She's already gone.

[@henloisiyu]

Alex Thanacio, I am pleased to say that your content has been significantly increasing in quality. But may I ask, as you make fun of multiple demographics, do you feel remorse for killing? Killing me with laughter, of course but how gay do you have to be to do that?

[@alexer52]

Homosexx

[@DoozyyTV]

Al is preparing for when "al jokes situation is crazy." He probably already has a dirt on every drama milk channel, this is a subtle warning

[@PanthersFan44]

“Yes you would…did…you have a problem” 😂😂

[@aidenrivera4617]

Smash

[@Iwaschosen_1231]

Fr

[@FungusFindersBeware]

On God

[@abdullah_azzam]

LMAO this caugh me so off guard 😂 😭

[@Nathdood]

Al you need to get into acting, you're honestly great haha

[@karmanivek1]

You can't lose your job if you are already jobless. You can't lose your wife if you are wifeless. And you can't lose your will to live if you are liveless.

[@en_noah4615]

man the bar is pretty high when it comes to your videos but holy damn this was a masterpeice

[@harshkingxli]

He chose the best song for this video its my favourite ❤😂. The slow descend into chaos.

[@baconberries8097]

The direction in this is genuinely great, some exec has gotta notice this guy eventually

[@swojal1493]

Not my nightmare. My redemption arc.

[@bfth121]

The suspense is 🔥

[@RP-ks6ly]

How a word has so much power over behavior is incredible to me...

[@StephenAbootman]

1:26 This is literally how Stalin orchestrated the Great Purge.

[@Yashodhan1917]

You're an illiterate.

[@Emilstekcor]

My boy really playing hall of the mountain king in the background.

[@NotxbossThexbot]

This video reminded me to strengthen my phone password

[@darthtom100]

And you should. Indians are actually out there, man.

[@Kezzbo]

I have to say the choice of artwork on the wall is exquisite

[@qlockwerk553]

the direction is actually nice, I like the off-putting camera angle

[@theaveragejoe___]

I was expecting a schizophrenia joke at the end

[@nickcarroll8565]

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic And so am i

[@Maerious_999]

Al‘s jokes always hit

[@ECB1990]

Really? I thought this one was pretty weak.

[@Untitled_-_Productions.]

Immediately noticed the song. I know where this is going

[@henloisiyu]

You're my nightmare pookie :)

[@tgc517]

The sigh to the wide screen is peak

[@spectry6]

“In hall of the mountain king” made this 10 times better.

[@ANGRY_KRAB]

The way his face immediately died right here always gets me 0:46

[@kipchickensout]

If something older than 6 years or so is dug up I'm finished

[@LetsTalkAboutPrepping]

I, too, only have 6 years old buried.

[@jamesruiz3910]

Plot twist of all plot twists: Al is a quintuplet

[@nopeyt3387]

As every white guy, I can confirm this is real.

[@TDF404]

istg this guy and lando kalriz fr saving youtube

[@SkydivingSquid]

Them - "OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU..." Me - "I don't care." The end.

[@QuintonLeo]

Both of those actors are really going to places.

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

Just the facial expressions when he said, "Yeah, no, probably not". 🤣

[@pengooni559]

you are truly an untouchable man, cancel culture will never be a fear of yours and cannot cancel you.

[@dudu-fo7hz]

I just love the "In the Hall of the Mountain King" playing in the background

[@lulubrine1507]

Every time I read Al’s name in comments I always read it as AI (artificial intelligence) not Al

[@derfret1365]

he didn't even open his browser, this isn't even close to my worst nightmare

[@olismith2412]

Great choice with ‘hall of the mountain king’ personal fave of mine

[@PooriaAfshar]

Al’s having me mistrust every twist. Like at the end I thought he was gonna introduce us to his identical twin by showing that he handed the phone to himself in one frame 😂😂

[@kingdope7840]

i like the hamster on the wall

[@AutumnOnFire]

How this didn't become a DeleteMe or Incogni ad is beyond me. I was so sure it was.

[@da3sthebest]

Or a nordvpn ad

[@dr_juicebox4047]

I like how he kept with the continuity by making it so that his twin isn't in the same frame as him despite us knowing full well he has a twin.

[@Psytric8956]

I fear not the man who has said a thousand words, i fear the man who has said a word a thousand times.

[@Terrakinetic]

"People are now looking for a reason to tear other people down."

[@Pseeeeeebsuuu]

One of my worst nightmares is being stuck in a desert, getting sunburned beyond belief and getting my sunburnt skin shredded in a sandstorm.

[@--TheFool--]

Loved the John Wick reference

[@Jpear197]

Honestly thought he was going to look out the window and see new type of neighbor moving in.

[@johnathanb2447]

well... this felt personal

[@divebombexpert2619]

The fact that the guy with the phone is off center is unsettling.

[@valeriucb6497]

I'm surprised the count was so low

[@MarioPlinplin]

Those Mr Robot shots are so uncomfy

[@asce915]

this long form is so good

[@itspersonnal6883]

That angle is terrifying god damn

[@OpinionatedChicken59]

As if I'd just sit there and let someone scroll through my phone, you gon get cut!

[@Timcanhandlebar]

It’s nice that your clones help you make videos lol

[@jdjajrbrbak]

I see no continuity errors here

[@kipchickensout]

that was the cleanest loop- wait no what

[@chaostudios1]

"You'll lose your friends. Well no no"

[@chaseholt3677]

I was waiting for this to be a big ass delete me commercial haha

[@victims5820]

You wouldn't lose me, Al.

[@PsychoKupo]

This video taught me there's a search engine feature to look up words in messages 💀

[@ShannonSouthAfrica]

New sub here. Brilliant content.

[@ObjectShowCommunityGuy]

Why does this man always break the 4th wall in his videos.

[@caimcintosh702]

This is a wake up call

[@bensheard3969]

1:26 legitimately how congress operates😂

[@creativeartstudios6792]

today I learned that text conversations have a search feture

[@ScientObject40]

He executed his plan before explaining it to Jonathan. Those voice chats are something else.

[@nightwatch3889]

Damn I thought that would be a VPN sponsor for a sec

[@doctathrow6665]

“You will lose your friends” “well probably not”