Every Whole Foods Ever

[@k2V-y2t]

''What's that?" "She hurt your neck?" "I smell a lawsuit'' "is that the manager?" -courtney 2020

[@izzywoods794]

Just One NF Outcast the other lady was really gunna feed her tiny baby almonds😂😭. That’s called murder

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

@@izzywoods794 Heh, that's terrifying.

[@dianaherrera4819]

Ahhahahahahahahqhahaha

[@sydneywaldron3609]

attack of the Karens

[@dianaherrera4819]

I DEMAND A LAWYER!

[@izzy3337]

*complete chaos* Courtney: Oooo i smell a lawsuit

[@ryderbarlow387]

Isabelle B just heard it

[@Drifter-jw7vl]

Ms. Karen miller

[@gary_t5862]

I was gunna comment that just looking if anyone commented it

[@leanchicken7]

The Time stamp is 1:21 👈🏻 press dis.

[@Skrappy420]

"whats that maple you said you hurt your neck?" THIS WAS GREAT!!!

[@lizimdivnishvili1715]

"Write it out to Big Daddy" "Is that your legal name?" "No it-" "then stfu David i know you work here" 😂😂

[@tadecaylor]

props to Damien for going through all that makeup and becoming the sea witch for that one scene lol

[@koroshiyashinigami]

And props to those make-up artista too man...

[@googlyguys]

Probibly wanted to

[@billjohnson3159]

Wait, Damien was the sea witch?

[@tadecaylor]

@@koroshiyashinigami for sure haha

[@callmetalen3288]

uhhh.. not to make you feel awkward buuuuut it was just the sea witch, no Damien

[@TheHalfGingerGamer]

“Excuse you worker-man?” “I’m a woman” “Good for you” I *died*

[@ayorxbot5729]

2:48

[@TruckEnthusiastYT]

When your on that clip when you see this comment

[@wdsprdpnc]

P

[@wdsprdpnc]

P

[@Nanathe13th]

@@TruckEnthusiastYT ME!!!! 😂😂😂

[@aspenmeagher1934]

“I smell a lawsuit! Is that the manager? I see the manager! *screaming*” My favorite scene! 😂

[@CharcoalRabbit]

Smol Bean sea witch laughing

[@SkyKitten1]

Karens in the wild

[@user-nr4ft2ly7w]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahhhhhahahhahahahahahaahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahaahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahaaaahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahha

[@megan4143]

I smell a Karen

[@Faadz30]

Cloudii_Chan_qwq J

[@_-azazel-_568]

“Ohhh I smell a lawsuit” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 near pissed myself hearing that

[@ifruid]

ThatOneLad that killed me

[@Error-tk7vs]

Same🤣

[@diongrey5033]

cool

[@mechadoggy]

1:20

[@thatguyoverther6019]

No you didnt

[@09jojavi]

Damien: References Naruto and Bleach Courtney: Dragon ball Damien: *joy for anime bit continuance* Courtney: Megatron Damien: *genuine hurt in weeb soul*

[@robloxjotarokujo1419]

Ahahah

[@TheSmashingLad]

As a Transformers fan though, I appreciate it

[@tulabeast8858]

That was funny I .watch boruto

[@Medbread]

"That's a different thing, don't talk about Transformers" The disappointment in his eyes

[@yourewelcome2889]

Transformers is an anime though.

[@vlahakisnick]

I love Damien and Kimmy's ability to just improv back and forth. Those two together are amazing

[@SpadeCorona]

I’m your 69th like lol

[@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik]

I’m shipping

[@vlahakisnick]

@@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik I always did before, but recently saw that Kimmie is dating WWE wrestler Shane Thorne and has been for over a year now. So if she's happy then that's all that matters!

[@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik]

@@vlahakisnick yep

[@aa_reww]

Quiet

[@_animepanix_351]

“Do you accept gold bars?” *sir this is a whole foods* Of course

[@CatholicWeeb]

Do you accept an entire bank? *_OF COURSE_*

[@jobama1980]

@@CatholicWeeb Ron Swanson

[@yunopayne]

"Do you accept 2019 designed Sonic?" _YES_

[@cyanyagirls2ndaccount881]

When I was reading this he said it

[@yunopayne]

Oh wow

[@keilahvisscher1529]

“You were buying celery.” “You were buying rosé.”

[@Gabebeams]

“you.” 😂

[@aligebriel6925]

First thing came to mind omg 😂

[@gabidimarco8328]

Yessssss

[@osmosisjohn1877]

Is that from Anthony?

[@TiellaH]

Ben Gaito reference from a Cody ko and Noel video

[@itsmelilly3470]

“What if I just want half foods?” “Get out.”

[@I_dont_want_a_stupid_handle]

You can quote something...... good for you?

[@darkmario3321]

@@I_dont_want_a_stupid_handle stop being hateful

[@I_dont_want_a_stupid_handle]

@@darkmario3321 Not hateful, just spreading the knowledge of what good and bad comments are. 😁

[@theboogeyman2590]

@@I_dont_want_a_stupid_handleand yet people enjoy both

[@dbone3356]

"Do you carry Cheetos?" *has brain hemorrhage* "No... No..." *Cans of Pringles in the shot of the first sketch*

[@CatholicWeeb]

Pringles is ok *_CHEETOS IS NOT!_*

[@kittenlover5335]

But cortney did say cheese puffs when she got stuff from hole foods

[@tianathealpaca]

Hey Pringles are okay too Especially the different flavors

[@kiwi9445]

Ian as the cashier is an Oscar-worthy performance

[@blairl3091]

Ian is an oscar worthy performer.

[@howdy1812]

Is no one gonna talk about when Courtney yelled “MMMMMM! HUMAN SEEDS!”

[@galaxytime2316]

EraserMic lol but she said MmMmMM bIrD sEeDs

[@abbygreen8974]

Galaxy time!!!! !!!!! In the bloopers she said human seeds

[@vanessamarquez5756]

EraserMic wait wut

[@imnotcreative.6483]

*MMMM SAFE FOR HUMAN CONSWUMSION*

[@someboi1201]

And that's how orphans are made

[@jm.6239]

"What if I just want half foods!" I DIEDDDD 🤣

[@BradyAus]

Get out.

[@grimmyboi]

BradyAUS thank you

[@kimberlyzager9697]

BradyAUS I love that movie

[@gracebrock726]

I can attest to this, having worked in a Whole Foods type store, this is so accurate. It wasn’t a bad experience but like some of the customers were so entitled. This one lady came in to an aisle I was stocking and had a question about some canned root beer that didn’t taste the same. Apparently they changed their formula and she was wondering if we had any of the old cans in back. I tried to explain to her that we got rid of all of our old stock but she got frustrated with me. I offered to check with a manger to see if we had any and they just told her the same thing. Most customers were very kind and patient but this lady was just not having it.

[@rogue7723]

Are there the moms fighting over who has the "nutritional high-ground" in those stores?

[@ps2nishiki]

"none of this stuff is healthy" "But, it's from Whole Foods" "you're right"

[@TiffiAlyane]

Funny how the cheese puffs are from Kroger 🤭 those are the simple truth organic cheese puffs 🤣😂

[@GraveWalker27]

“You were buying celery. You were buying Rosè”

[@aligebriel6925]

*R O S A*

[@127sys]

*moaning*

[@jasminedoan543]

you.

[@cbgoob3246]

gohan9294 rosééééé

[@ed_styles4218]

Cody Ko squad

[@superjangames]

Courtney looks like she says, "It's not a pyramid scheme, I'm a small business owner!" regularly. And Damien is the most attractive sea witch I ever did see.

[@TuberTugger]

I sea what you did there

[@thecommieyoda5029]

Derek Gooding your comment came off as so wavy to me

[@TuberTugger]

@@thecommieyoda5029 Witch one?

[@vanator3169]

@@TuberTugger she did? Good for her.

[@whitneypoulsen6237]

@@thecommieyoda5029 n.v b hbzev

[@sammy5535]

0:50 "oH My gOd YoU'Re sO RigHt EvErGleNn" 🤣🤣

[@m4ggiezhng]

Courtney is such a great actress omfg The fact that she looks good with all those wigs

[@idontevenusethisaccount6779]

• Misaki • r u talking about the sea witch scene? Cuz Damien did the sea witch scene.

[@LuisHernandez-br1wt]

This actually isn’t an exaggeration at all

[@drewklem2422]

Luis Hernandez nope

[@Nyhte06]

I know

[@kdeatherage42]

Your sadly not wrong

[@sampleofsweat4893]

I would like but it’s 420

[@pennythatisapenny3160]

@Luis Hernandez 666 likes 😳

[@tucosalamanca5818]

“I was practicing my shadow clone jujitsu” “She just mastered her bankai form to take down the soul society” Lmao that killed me

[@ViciousEmperor]

I have to let my inner nerd out here. Jujitsu? xD

[@impuhlse8990]

ITS JUTSU NOT JIJUTSU

[@Urlocalcoffeedealer]

@@impuhlse8990 ah yes spoken like a true weeb

[@gin6754]

I don’t see a lot of seen in this one since he didn’t spell JUTSU properly.

[@jackrudolf1745]

The only thing I've understood was "megatron" and that's it

[@bagz7423]

Damien has so much chaotic energy in this.

[@TuberTugger]

Gotta master that Shadow Jutsu

[@SecondEvilEx]

Is mans the sea witch?

[@greensaregoodforyou9261]

Esmeralda Hernandez sea witch Damien is my favorite Damien

[@tianathealpaca]

"She hurt your neck?!" "I smell a lawsuit" "Is that the manager?" MANAGER!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[@JoaoPessoa86]

That Whole Foods looks suspiciously like a CVS

[@fallenicarus2685]

And all the other stores

[@acethedisgrace9263]

-existential crisis-

[@Whammie8]

@@JUN0100 r/woooosh

[@j34794]

yeah obviously it's the same set idiot

[@asamcnuggets2789]

@@JUN0100 just to let you know, everyone knows its the same set they made

[@adamluciferr]

Man i love mastering my shadow clone jutsu and finding the dragon balls at whole foods

[@sweettea735]

Adam Lucifer then meeting up with megatron?

[@jaysonburgerson6521]

Mastering her Bandai XD

[@kaysai5319]

Then you manifested your quirk.

[@weeebsanchez8489]

Then seeing megatron? 😂👌

[@Medbread]

Unfortunately Damien's left arm stopped working at that exact moment. Luckily, Courtney was there to fix his automail so that he could become a state alchemist and beat Sword Art Online with Megumin

[@thegungattacker1715]

the sea witch will haunt me every time i close my eyes

[@TheLozzyloo]

The Gungattacker we’ll file it with Ava LaMace 😅😅

[@kingnoodlez5482]

Same

[@fancypants9558]

My sleep paralysis demon

[@nano8272]

Then don’t sleep

[@faoneill]

JUICE WRLD oh of course guess I'll just stop god damn sleeping now how obvious 😂😂😂

[@shanbnx7205]

“Oh I smell a lawsuit!” -Courtney 2020

[@whiplash_warrior4119]

Damien: " I was practicing my Shadow Clone Jutsu" Me: *unholy weeb screams* Damien: "she just mastered her Bankai form to take down soul society" Me: *more unholy weeb screams*

[@Medbread]

"And Megatron was there too"

[@whiplash_warrior4119]

@@Medbread LMAOO

[@pepeinternationalnews12yea57]

Me: not understanding because I haven’t watched any anime besides like an episode of Jojo

[@zacharywerner3744]

I love how Damien was the sea witch.

[@asysyuaraaazman4187]

The innocence on Kimmy's face when she ask for Cheetos 😂

[@misterpluto8542]

You guys should make “Every Hospital Ever”

[@GingerBreadMan_ofc]

Mister Pluto yes

[@lunalovedraw3783]

Mister Pluto it would be ded cuz corona

[@humble_bee1781]

Yesss

[@waterlilymusic3298]

4:45 can we just appreciate how fast Olivia ate that cupcake 😂

[@mahaliasmith2154]

Lol yesss

[@wretch1300]

2:07 is that a reference to Cody Ko's video?

[@cjthedark6072]

You

[@purpex9926]

I was hoping to find someone commenting this lol

[@gtytrtt]

Finally someone who noticed

[@daisymae6]

That whole scene with Courtney and Olivia is me and my friends when we are supposed to dieting together

[@dede4192]

Haha same

[@Hugo-jf9qi]

Damien: “And I was practicing my shadow clone jutsu“ Me minding my own business: Chokes on ramen

[@evin4574]

“i graduated top of my class in BEANS” surprised beans tiktok hasn’t gotten ahold of this one

[@gabieden8]

But r we gonna talk about *Maple* and *Everglen* I’m dead

[@Elohist2009]

Gabi Eden seriously best part of the whole skit and that’s saying a lot 😂😂

[@chloeedlc]

Gabi Eden haha

[@lydiadeolloz1991]

I'm going to name my kid oak or spruce now XD

[@gabieden8]

Lydia Deolloz 👏

[@emilyerickson8569]

No one: Olivia: gUmmY BeArS

[@Bob_of_bobington]

No one: Ian: oOh YuMmY pIzZa GiMmIe

[@hi-sf6ge]

4:53

[@h.p4515]

Penggelaga

[@MysticMelody124]

3:30 Ian: "Alright, this chicken broth-" Me: "Wait, that's Orange Juice."

[@tolurix1823]

Lmao

[@MrMwmussel1]

Olivia’s “puff” bag opening technique is just more proof of how amazing she is!!

[@gacha_lilacw9918]

"Three years ago we met in the essential oil aisle. She was looking for lavender oil for a headache, and he was looking for lavender oil for a rash. But there was one bottle left.... The rest was history..."

[@user-io7yg2pv5l]

How did i find your comment at the exact same time this scene was happening👌😂

[@lizzyseymour3690]

Krechurr0 same 😂

[@gacha_lilacw9918]

@@user-io7yg2pv5l Wow😂😂

[@gottalook2wice0isverycoolyes]

@@user-io7yg2pv5l same

[@farahhamidi9454]

I think this was based on a real video of a real life couple

[@xxmarry-rosexx6388]

My younger sister: where do babies come from Me: HuMAnnN SsSSeEEEeeEDdddddDDdddSSSsssssSSssSsSsSsSs

[@pookie112]

Pfffffft people saying Damien is a psychic He’s a sea witch

[@BurningDesu]

Damien:Oh This Taste Like Feet Me:I Thought Kombucha wasn't good Damien:Ok I Don't Want More *throw cup away* Me:That's What I Thought

[@sylvies5078]

No, Humm kombucha is really good, but I haven't find any other good ones. Synergy, the one in the video, is nowhere near as good.

[@rdjonesboy]

You like the taste of feet

[@draginn2029]

4:50 This scene was just an excuse for Courtney and Olivia to eat cupcakes on set

[@darkphoenix700]

"Excuse me. Yes you, uh. Worker man?" "I'm a woman." "Uh, good for you." 😂

[@CyberEJ]

That end scene of Damien and Courtney was like they were trying to break each other 😂😂

[@silliceliproductions6285]

5:13 "you get a WHOLE bottle of kumbuchbuch" lol-

[@endergoldman9965]

Ideas for future videos: Every Prison Ever Every Therapist Ever Every Doctor's Appointment Ever

[@dannokane5272]

or every Trader-Joe's ever or is did they do that already.,,.

[@Rawt173]

Personally I’d want to see them make fun of us and do “Every Smosh Fan Ever” but any of these sound great

[@MrGrimHD1123]

RUOK?

[@konfan06]

Every academy sports and outdoors ever

[@anotherguy1260]

I didn't realise California was a giant whole foods store......

[@lancehitt0548]

So true tho

[@galev3955]

OMG that scene with Olivia and Courtney with the "healthy snacks" is so intense! :D I love how Olivia fully commits to the madness 110%

[@thqi2412]

Guys courtney is finally getting her apple appointment this christmas

[@pipinstine4462]

2th Paste Oh yeah.

[@michelleskill3083]

pipe8009 omg

[@megan4143]

She may have to reschedule 😷

[@luistalamantes4500]

They should really do an “every in n out ever.”

[@chaoscorner_3553]

6:02 "she mastered bonki to take down the soul society." Me: WAIT DOES DAMIEN KNOW BLEACH HES A WEEB?!?!?

[@lambsauce54]

Random_bandkid he’s a super weeb 😂

[@bruhepic4775]

Damien is a confirmed otaku

[@drakeware655]

Sorry to be *that* guy but... it's Bankai

[@lilathedumb22]

PLEASE do an "Every Outback Ever" starring Shayne's Australian accent!

[@diviyidnani7396]

Last time I was this early, Olivia wore actual clothes.

[@fabooshka]

Instead of her purple pink skin extensions

[@vivgreen6872]

just leave her be 🙄

[@theoriginalalter6122]

1:18 as you see there are two wild Karen’s in their habitat while saying things and doings things a Karen does

[@fedorin1234]

People just become idiots with all this "healthy" food

[@tianathealpaca]

I know right The moment 2 moms who brings there 2 babys "Oh Tina those fruit snacks have no fructose corn syrup and are filled with natural colors! YUmMy RiGhT?" then the other mom says something like Oh you're So right Jack wE DOn'T eAt SuGaR!"

[@tianathealpaca]

@@levit8153 EXACTLY!

[@leochen870]

Why ain’t no one talking about how Shayne wasn’t in this video

[@supercalime]

Leo Chen because that doesn’t add anything to their lives. Shayne was probably on his day off or working on the goldbergs.

[@ultrabigfella]

Well his voice was in it, so he probably only had a couple hours to record lines before heading out of town for something. Probably the Goldberg's.

[@revan7020]

Leo Chen is Keith still in the smosh cast

[@ultrabigfella]

@@revan7020 yeah?

[@annabelleyyyyyyyy]

he was probably off for goldbergs

[@beeeettll]

3:12 *OOH PIZZA YUMMY GIMME* 4:42 Me as a toddler.

[@shawny1888]

“Come everglenn, you have a play date with banjo and wingspan” -Whole Foods Moms 😂🤣

[@elwha1999]

“Oh it tastes like feet” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@FloareaMotrogeanu]

Delicious & nutritious

[@JohnSkillAnimationalt]

Would you like another sample?

[@elwha1999]

JohnSkill Gaming hahaha

[@dustinb8781]

And on this day Joven drank all the bucha

[@dannokane5272]

my brother loves drinking Kombucha., not sure if still does or gave it up ages ago.,,.

[@lodeddiper315]

I love how Damien and Courtney were impersonating the weird "You" couple who met at whole foods kekeke

[@shyan-oh]

"It's a little bit derivative of that, but it is not a direct quote." XD

[@jessicacooper167]

Damien as a sea witch is going to be an image that I can never ever get out of my head...

[@ilylia]

“Oh did u say u hurt ur neck OOOOO i smell a LAWSUIT” mood 😌

[@akumasenshi9721]

"she just mastered her bankai to take down the soul society" Mannnn I love damien bloopers 😂😂😂♥️♥️

[@TomBydand]

Damien on twitch: i have no idea why i'm hiccuping. also Damien: *chugs a whole bottle of kombucha. * Clever Corps: dude, why.

[@elirodz5853]

I could watch Courtney and Olivia eat junk food like that for ten years and it never get old, that was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@randomstuff9270]

Every blank ever ideas: Every Dairy Queen ever Every Dollar store ever Every Winter ever Every Easter ever Every St Patrick's day ever Every Craigslist ever Every Fox's ever

[@augrxdyt3460]

Dumb ideas

[@laylaparker4988]

@@augrxdyt3460 they're actually good

[@jadenpina3989]

@@augrxdyt3460 Yet you provide no reason why. Sounds like you’re just an arrogant hater on the internet.

[@oliviapruska2363]

6:00 LMAO WHEN KIMI SCREECHED YES WHEN COURTNEY WAS TALKING ABOUT ECSTASY I DIEDDDD BAHAHAHHAA

[@barryjonson8434]

2:21 was this based on that one couple that Cody ko reacted to ????

[@SPNCR76]

" 5:44 hMmmm.....hUmAn sEeEeeEdddDdss" Bruh😂😂😂😂

[@Hello-nc9sl]

Ohh I smell a lawsuit Me: dying of laphter 😂😂

[@Max-xb2ld]

Kevin O dying if laphter yes lol

[@twoody7587]

Is laphter a new disease? Are you okay?

[@thecoolestloseruknow91]

Oh dear I hope you don't actually think that's how it's spelled..

[@Max-xb2ld]

Trenton Woodward yea he’s dying ;(

[@theobserver887]

Kevin O you are going to get through this. You are in our prayers. I love adding on to the nonsense😁

[@knightfury003]

damien despite being an open weeb says jutsu in the whitest way possible

[@P3891]

Well he’s white so

[@RamonLovesRockandPie]

The seawitch coming out of nowhere and doing the evil laugh, and then Olivia and Courtney stuffing their faces with cupcakes. xD

[@turtletom7853]

Everyone: "oOoOO I SmElL a LaWsUiT!!" Me: b-but..Stevie...

[@ejwowpqj1037]

Lol “do you sell Cheetos?” That seen had me 🤣

[@gottigamer3448]

1:44 turn on captions

[@KingFire997]

For what? Nth special hapenned for me

[@BabyDoll-wo5mm]

"Wanna try some kombucha?" *Onision mental breakdown flashback*

[@lexiollis969]

I loved Courtney and Damien’s couple characters 😂 Courtney did so good hilarious

[@smallowl8703]

Why is there 40 comments on a 2 month old smosh video wtf

[@TheComicalOverlord]

Idk, but

[@octopustv1713]

Which?

[@smallowl8703]

Octopus TV this one...

[@renxan6501]

idk

[@StarSelly]

I think someone might've accidentally pressed the "Disable comments" button and then turned the comments back on.

[@Youloveeaves]

“Did you say you hurt your neck..Ohhhh I smell a lawsuit” 1:17

[@tonycee1670]

Whole food: more expensive then drugs

[@kaldogorath]

Don't buy your drugs at Whole Foods though

[@zacharyking6171]

Whole foods for your whole paycheck.

[@itsperla9501]

"Ooo I smell a lawsuit is, is that the manager" 1:25 LMAO😂😂😂

[@arlan9203]

Olivia: CUPCAKES Courtney: CUPCAKES Olivia: CUPCAKES Courtney: CUPCAKES Olivia: CUPCAKES Courtney: CUPCAKES Olivia: CUPCAKES Courtney: CUPCAKES Olivia: GUMMY BEARS!!!

[@chloekrom697]

are they making fun of that hippy couple cody ko made fun of during the “we met in the essential oils aisle” scene lmao

[@giononnik]

Courtney played a blond spiritual girl and Damien played a hippie hobo so yeah, they're parodying "You"

[@LouisSykes02]

The blooper where Damien and Courtney yell at each other to resonate is something that I've done as an actor in Drama School and it can actually be very useful...so I found that very funny 😂

[@shawnakitkatz]

0:24 and here we have 2 Karens in their natural habitat

[@rakstykus]

You made my day.

[@raonhaneakweks5771]

"What if I want half foods" Maybe that's only hilarious cause I'm drunk

[@BRobMorris]

I feel like whoever works in makeup was complaining to Ian that they don't get to do enough so they wrote that sea witch character. It was really well done and freaked me out.

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Hmm strange, us bigfoots don't even have any Whole Foods way out here in the forest

[@MusicByLiquid]

Why don't you make some vlogs of your forest 😂

[@unknownbreather1542]

I see you everywhere :O

[@michaelflynn2201]

I’ve seen you on other videos

[@gelpanal]

Dude I see you in every comment section 😂

[@ayliedavis9601]

I think it's more of an LA thing

[@mattvivo4502]

Ian: excuse me worker man Kimmy: I’m a woman Ian: good for you 😂😂😂

[@kovidmathur72]

5:52 did he just said shadow clone Jutsu... meanwhile me*- practising my RASENGAN

[@Dabawz_Lafrance]

Damien as a sea witch is the best thing ive seen today!

[@mars-ge9yk]

"that was rather odd" he says in a british accent while wearing steampunk goggles and a top hat, and holding a bar of gold at a whole foods

[@sammorris2444]

0:27 well actually it's great that the fruit snacks have no high fructose corn syrup because I'm allergic to corn. Lol I'm literally in tears from laughing right now!🤣

[@Friendzonemusic]

*buys a single bottle of organic kombucha* Whole Foods Cashier: Yeah that’ll be $9999.99 are you a prime member?