Every DMV Ever

[@sophiajoy9350]

that Harry Potter and Shrek crossover tho "Whengardium lemme get in those jeans" in dyingggg

[@dareokoski8158]

U paused the video to read the fan fic too?😂😂😂

[@thegodandsaviorbidoof8853]

Sophia Joy not gonna lie I would read the full creation

[@GodBear97]

@@dareokoski8158 I think most people did tbh 😂

[@DaIsDeku]

So i wasn't the only one to read the entire thing😂

[@rockitty1814]

Sharry Potter

[@eva9406]

*the taming of shrek 'smut'* the love story nobody knew they needed

[@whiterice7593]

Bro I read the entire Shrek Smut

[@thenungod]

@@whiterice7593 me too lol

[@mystic_saiyan]

*Wingardian lemme get in those jeans* I'm done! 😂😂

[@IvyG-C]

Brandon Phillips 😂😂😂

[@johnjungkook2721]

I think Damien wrote that, lol

[@quinnmarshe4231]

“They lived sexily ever after”

[@criistal_frappex253]

Noo u red it

[@fenrix155]

Shreksily

[@NolanH7]

Wut

[@obsessedwithhim..]

James Wohltman yes !!!!!

[@T4ctful]

Lol

[@stephenbrame3042]

Legend has it Jackie is still tormenting Damien for his kidney to this day

[@정재균-h6h]

뇞획싁초읜슥퇴브목뇌훅쵭은뵈뢰후뇨ㅣ횝숫뫼스툅늰숟넛묍숫 뇍숙쵝솝요툅순 표룃오묍슨쇡부뢳두퇴숩

[@comio7223]

I would

[@alexthaboss1356]

Even right now, it is still happening

[@malthedahl-spangby8263]

The legends are true, I was there yesterday. And let me tell you, haven't LIVED until you've tried to have your driver's license renewed next to something like that

[@veolaperry7165]

“Do a little spin my kidney bean...” bro I died

[@danthesheep2803]

ikr lol also no one like its at 420 jk now 421

[@m4r_sh]

“Whengardium lemme get in those jeans” I’m using this unironically in real life now and, unfortunately, no one can stop me

[@auctive7439]

yo it’s wingardium lol

[@m4r_sh]

Catlord Risen 1:12 pause and read my dude

[@XerazoX]

whengardium lemme OWO

[@auctive7439]

mars asmr I saw lol

[@dazziemedina4464]

i cannot be the only one seeing this lady's eyes SHAKING.

[@Mellun-P]

ME TOO

[@Kowadelko]

Where

[@itsalaynnaguys]

That’s actually pretty common. My dads eyes do that.

[@lpstender6372]

Some people can do that easily

[@dinotopiary7922]

Cysiek kidney wamaen

[@JaySogga]

Whoever Kidney woman is, that delivery had me in stitchesssssssssssssss!!

[@PaulEffinger]

Read the description dude... It says her name, which to save you some time, is Jacklyn.

[@Kevin787007]

Right there with you

[@JaySogga]

@@PaulEffinger thank yooooooooooouuuuuuuu

[@PaulEffinger]

@@JaySogga you're quite welcome.

[@gracedillon3310]

Oof

[@fartingunicorn6962]

Me: *reads the shrek fan fiction* Also me: “Siri take a screen shot”

[@A23-o6x]

So I'm not the only one who screnshotted it nice.

[@2idiotsandacamera457]

Same

[@bigbadmay5012]

Same to

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

I wasn’t the only one?

[@Alex-ms1xr]

FartingUnicorn 69 you ask Siri to take a screen shot?

[@127sys]

Damien: **crushing Noah while yelling “No! Ah!”**

[@loganleppien2234]

I laughed so hard when I realized, of course Damien is targeting Noah throughout that entire part xDD

[@elisiad9298]

My husband is going to be confused when I start calling him “my little kidney bean” from now on 😂

[@CarlosRiveroCarlosRivero599]

Elisia D 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AB-J]

Elisia D Uh oh

[@benscarbrough8037]

Elisia D I love your image it is my favourite animal !!! 🦥🦥

[@mauiheihei362]

Do you still do that? 😗

[@elisiad9298]

Maui Heihei omg not since the first time but thanks for the reminder to use this nickname again lol 😂😂😂

[@hansdizon5166]

"Looking to enter the DMV eh? I've seen many enter, but none have returned."

[@criistal_frappex253]

Just like my soul

[@JayBeeIRL]

Honestly a missed opportunity here lmao

[@hansdizon5166]

@@JayBeeIRL Ikr, I'm surprised they didnt make this joke, even in the bloopers

[@JayBeeIRL]

@@hansdizon5166 I found out it's mostly because he was filming on "The Goldbergs" during the time this was filmed. So more than likely it would have happened (at least hopefully it would have), had he not been already filming for Goldbergs.

[@hansdizon5166]

@@JayBeeIRL That's too bad

[@28stabwounds92]

That woman’s eyes are crazy it really adds to the character, I couldn’t stop laughing

[@namesarehard9276]

@Logan Roub i think he means Jackie?

[@astoniaa]

My favorite moments =================== • “They lived sexily ever after” • those two screaming at each other about the kidney

[@Ingrid-yk9hw]

That's actually me and shreks ending. Me and him have been married for 13 years! We ever have 2 kids together.

[@salstinks9029]

@@Ingrid-yk9hw awe i wish your family happiness for all aternity

[@Confused_shaq]

@@Ingrid-yk9hw cool

[@GiveMeaLobotomy]

That Shrek fanfiction better be out there Courtney or I'm suing smosh.

[@dedenyt]

you can just read it here yknow

[@danthesheep2803]

lol

[@PaulEffinger]

So Jacklyn is her name. I liked her and Damien's kidney skit. It made me laugh pretty good, though I love the blooper version slightly more because of the sike out.

[@PaulEffinger]

@Hana Phelps I don't remember what video I saw her in first, but in that video, she didn't get credited and I commented asking people who she was.

[@Itstenten8]

I hope she becomes a cast member. She always has me laughing 😭

[@DayneDaKid]

Yup the sike out got me!!

[@lilycroft9515]

i love her this was hilarious!

[@Ty-uk6eu]

Paul Effinger 666 th like

[@haniffirdaus2136]

“Oh thats blob” Great way to start a year.

[@zyad9421]

It's almost been a month...

[@m4ggiezhng]

I had to pause the video to read “THE TAMING OF SHREK” And I do NOT regret it

[@shereeharris4786]

The story was epic and it was good comedy

[@danjasonbugayong16]

i paused on it, and realized the stamp was already made in the paper before she did it. lol

[@dympnaleahy5901]

I did it to

[@gupworld7395]

The amount of grammar errors makes it that much more hilarious

[@kendallsnyder1546]

Wingardium lemme get in those jeans 🤣🤣😂😂

[@Pixelcraftian]

I feel like the kidney skit was purely improv and wasn't in the script lmao

[@randomidiot8434]

Hi pixelcraftian big fan

[@henry7486]

Wtf it says 2 comments but there’s only 1

[@Alec.V.]

“Can you at least read the top letter?” “Uhh *F E F F* ”

[@jessielong3689]

Wert's Channel YES

[@mauiheihei362]

Reference to Hangman in Real Life?

[@zamasu5941]

R/Woooosh

[@laurenelise5659]

GOOD CALLBACK

[@OpossumTheBard]

“Come here my little kidney bean” who is she I love her

[@WeBlanchin]

Jacklyn Uwah, the newest member of the Smosh crew

[@durriyahsalleh7484]

ME TOO! SHE'S FUNNY AF. LOL

[@bireon878]

So far she's just kinda yelled and done their stupid humor. Not enough time to know if she's good overall.

[@halimahross4129]

Awkward Animator yeah but it went on for wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to long

[@johnavenpalma886]

Shes soo funny

[@TgIiDgUiS]

Damien and Jacklyn’s part -I’m stillll laughing after the video finished.

[@soonamisapphire2425]

ジジ it was the best part

[@brandon4098]

Would have been better with Shayne

[@rosewilliamson8626]

@@brandon4098 replace both with shayne

[@Aquarious28Eve]

ジジ i died when Damein crushed Keith to the wall 😂

[@user-gi6sn6cv9z]

@@Aquarious28Eve *Noah ?

[@morgensonne]

I wasn’t sure about Jacklyn at first. After that kidney bit tho, she’s earned her place on smosh. Hope to see her in more stuff!

[@omarijackson1034]

was thinking the same thing lol

[@benjaminrowell]

Did she replace someone?

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

Me too.

[@leeya9257]

We better see her in Smosh Pit soon

[@charliecarson6800]

Even tho she pulled out a hand mixer

[@Sableguy97]

"Their warm and magical bodies both from the same magical universe."

[@ry-xw6te]

Finally someone who paused to read the fan fiction!

[@jennib9843]

Hahahha

[@eelbobitus4551]

You know, it wasn't half bad! 😂

[@luigiman64]

@@eelbobitus4551 my eyes are burning in a good way I don't know how this works it might be tears of joy

[@jessevancooney6963]

@@ry-xw6te I think we all did

[@ArmyHumor]

The kidney bit made me laugh historically, and then it came back out of no where and killed me! Best bit in a while.

[@epicfactsbooks]

agreed, very funny!

[@inji9426]

Ah, at least someone has a decent taste in human organs.

[@sweettea735]

Sean Leong personally, I prefer the liver. It has a nice tangy taste if you dip in vinegar and blood.

[@ohmahgawdfilms]

@@sweettea735 wouldnt that be the vinegar that is tangy

[@sweettea735]

Atria Wulf if you use the blood right it can taste tangy.

[@vanessang7210]

I enjoy the lung but they’re SOOOO hard to find and even if a store does sell them, they’re ridiculously expensive so I usually settle down for a stomach.

[@SonicVelocity_]

I love kidneys Those organs that are full of yellow soup it tastes really good Add salt and vinegar and blood to it and it will be perfect And the soup inside is rare Kidneys usually come with no sauce because it is rare and the police is searching for that soup

[@lilystorm632]

COME HERE MY LITTLE KIDNEY BEAN

[@thenungod]

ok my little protien guzzler

[@IvyG-C]

Nah pick me I’m a big bean 😏

[@thenungod]

@@IvyG-C u got me hard

[@karliereese6508]

Jacklyn is absolutely HILARIOUS! i hope she’s in more of these

[@epicfactsbooks]

agreed, very funny

[@lichtheimer]

"The Foot Bosom." This phrase alone needs way more attention.

[@andrewhines6108]

Why tf does she have an electric mixer for Damien's kidneys. A mixer. A motherf*cking mixer

[@fenrix155]

Whoever didn’t pause for the fan fic may as well have just skipped the whole video.

[@CryoticMienshao]

that or just dont like fan fiction

[@ava-ob9ek]

James Wohltman are you 50?

[@fenrix155]

Zeref Dragneel I don’t like fan fiction, but this is an exception

[@rajiebear]

Can't read it. Too tiny :(

[@criistal_frappex253]

Its just concerning

[@amber3971]

"I wanted to slide into them DM's, but back then DM stood for dyptheria medication." ~Lasercorn 2019

[@jmadmaxx7295]

Amber what video was that form again?

[@amber3971]

@@jmadmaxx7295 try not to laugh challenge apocalypse part 2

[@luciferouskris]

The organ doner one is so true 😂 When I first got my license six years ago, the lady at the DMV got pissy because I decided not to be an organ doner.

[@thenungod]

lmfao

[@Lilliaace]

I got a blood cancer, I can't do it myself because of that 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@elanob4539]

"whengardium lemme get in those jeans" Its "let me" not "lemme". -Hermione

[@Ingrid-yk9hw]

Oof that's so true 😂 I died of laughter when I read the "Hermione" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GiGoNeGro]

Voldemort: Avada Ke-what the fuck did I read?

[@thepotatolordsupreme1394]

1:10 "whengardium let me get in those jeans" I CANT BREATHE

[@AngeldSky3]

This ain’t nothing like Dc, Maryland, or Virginia

[@ericmorton6452]

Fat OAF ah I see what you did there

[@dariusivey543]

Fat OAF as a VA native, I applaud you 😆

[@Craigstorm97]

I always thought the D stood for Delaware...

[@rajanturner1427]

Fat OAF facts bruh

[@richardtolman311]

There was a mirror behind you and i could tell what you were typing the whole time PLOT TWIST!

[@KingcoleIIV]

Who else paused and read that epic fan fiction piece.

[@bobbery2]

Christopher Hanzelka I did

[@bobbery2]

Jacob Dunlop it’s a great fan fiction

[@jpotion9860]

i paused at the drivers license photo of olivia...apparently she is about 5 feet tall and weighs 305 pounds? XD

[@timinglessia6527]

I did

[@bobbery2]

Jacob Dunlop why not

[@meteorhatesyou]

“You might get a peak at someone’s ankle.” *courtney sitting with shorts and low socks* Me: “ I already got a peaksie at the feetsie

[@longhairedloserr]

Undertale Fan uh you good homie

[@SuperWetToast]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm OK Then

[@IvyG-C]

.___.

[@mirandaexcell-smith2579]

How does Courtney literally look amazing with every wig she wears!

[@enchilordo8562]

The kidney scene was the most Smosh thing I’ve seen in a while

[@lisztomania1317]

Smosh: “every dmv ever” Everyone from Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia: *is confused*

[@maggieperry]

Elizabeth Smith actually its DC, Maryland, and Virginia

[@zahtural]

Maggie Perry yes

[@garywithgold1516]

I’ve got the Australian version Devonport Melbourne and Victoria

[@mercyfulfate666]

Everyone from other countries: more confused than ever.

[@JR-rj8lm]

And mass

[@jeedmc2528]

My Favourite Part Was On The Fan fiction When It Said "whengardium lemme get in those jeans" XD

[@scarecrow8201]

Keith: *Oh that's blob* Lady: *Close enough*

[@arekusenpai6953]

1:12 i bet anyone would take their time and pause this piece of art.

[@amelk2732]

It is so relatable when a woman wants my kidney and comes our with a. DRILL?

[@pandamonium9135]

An electric whisk

[@tortugapoet]

6:00 got me. The way Noah can barely say, "halfway there"

[@petitepois2269]

Me: * Watches a hilarious smosh video while drinking one of their delicious coffees *

[@Q_LeLeqteur]

Livin' the dream

[@kayeberry4348]

I’m not seeing enough people talking about “Diphtheria Medication Vaccination” and it’s not ok

[@chancedaman9634]

Kayla Chen what’s that

[@Blackwaterjack]

There stuck at the sausage municipal farm still must be lol

[@kayeberry4348]

@@chancedaman9634 watch their smosh summer games try not to laugh episode then come back, you're welcome

[@char.81]

It was my favourite Lasercorn moment ever

[@unkind_poison4936]

Any one else pause it at the fan fiction stuff and read it?

[@PeachieP1e]

3:57 Me when my teacher says something about an exam

[@SciFactsYT118]

Random fact: Hundreds of trees grow every year because of squirrels that forgot where they buried their food. 🐿🌲🌲🌲

[@sloanewalker42]

SciFactsYT I know

[@akgaming5144]

Lol😂

[@yungt6856]

SciFactsYT wow that’s actually pretty cool

[@Dsfjrj1]

SciFactsYT lmaooiii

[@t4s.xy0]

Huh cool

[@emilymorgan1994]

“I was halfway there” I’m actually crying

[@NinjaPickle]

Best joke in the whole video

[@jl5529]

When is Jacklyn gonna become a full time Smosh member

[@mistymight8530]

*me when I take off my glasses for 2 seconds* 2:04

[@slicklatino420]

"Theres only so many combinations of fried foods, cheese, and jack daniels that I can make"😂😂 3:06

[@SydDaSloth0406]

“Wingardium lemme get in those pants” Best Pickup line Ever

[@Jiascoo]

Weirdest Person Ever

[@imactuallyok8638]

Y Tho how is that weird, that’s hot fan fic

[@killerrobot9258]

Lol, does anyone else notice that Noah’s becoming Brandon Calvillo? 😂

[@catsftw5248]

1:11 "Wingardium lemme get in those jeans" Can't wait to use this pick-up line one day

[@mydadownsracism8899]

I dropped my iPad and it made the screen like shadowy and it made that whole “I want your kidneys” screen better

[@lory7833]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Smosh fan fiction: "Whengardium let me get in those jeans"

[@leahcasper6632]

1:12 wow what a story, couldn't have put it better myself

[@JustinY.]

It's a known fact that the longer the nails of a DMV worker, the longer the wait times become.

[@badlydrawnjolteon646]

WHY ARE YOU ALREADY HERE

[@eimskis]

sosig

[@chickohn3128]

I finally found one early

[@user-zo7zk8bi4i]

He has ARISEN

[@blrlfrstfy2176]

Justin Y. No not again

[@Ellie-Mae_1807]

No one: Actually no one: Me: DoEs DmV sTaNd FoR dIsNeY mOvIe

[@takeoutsniper56]

Who still remembers when smosh was just Ian and Anthony

[@noneofyourbusiness6563]

Good days

[@orang8175]

When smosh was smosh

[@funnydude308]

SHUT UP

[@joellugg9183]

That was years ago, man. Are you guys still stuck on, "IaN aNd AnThOnY aRe ReAl SmOsH!!!!1111ONEONE!!"

[@mishaelporto3522]

3:33 when someone you don't like, ask you for dinner

[@fkollman]

"whengardium lemme get in those jeans" will be my new pick up line.

[@fuzzy.leahfaye]

Dude, Jacklyn and Damien freaking got me 😂😂😂😂

[@madeleinetabor]

“we can do it now” **pulls out hand mixer**

[@zohrafatima.4878]

Ideas for "Every Blank Ever" Every Sailor Ever Every Murder Ever Every hypnotist Ever Jurassic Remake ever Every Farmer Ever Every nightmare ever

[@cleanestorclol3709]

Zohra Fatima. I would say keep Every Murder Ever, and possibly Every Nightmare Ever. I ruled out the ones like Every Hypnotist Ever because they are very specific and there isn’t much to go off of. Then, I removed ones like Every Farmer Ever because they would be too expensive to make. In Every Farmer Every, you would need props such as farming equipment to put in a barn backdrop. That stuffs expensive, especially because it’s only getting used once. Every Nightmare Ever could work if you can get creative, but the effects might be tough. Every Murder Every would be good because it is pretty general. You have a lot of existing media to work with as well, and because of that you have many ideas. You could make fun of cheap slashers like Scream or do something about Gen Z. I hope that this helps you,

[@Ant_742]

Every "every blank ever"

[@thatguy9096]

CleanEstorc u do know what a green screen is right......

[@mxshel]

1:53 we should all come back next year on jan 27th to tell marleen clout to renew her driver's license

[@theplushclub._.3925]

"Hey Mary" "Come on in chuck" The chuck m part made me laugh

[@yousif4]

1:11 Whoever wrote this deserves a medal!

[@elinnilsson3832]

Let's be honest *Everyone stopped the video to read the fanfiction*

[@CryoticMienshao]

nah

[@darthvaderunderwears9556]

Yeah

[@tessaburmaster4407]

Yeah

[@criistal_frappex253]

Regret it

[@MrGksarathy]

I did.

[@mqtaidmqtaid]

"WHENGARDIUM LEMME GET IN THOSE JEANS" HAHAAHAHAHHA OH LORD

[@ColorMeTris]

"wengardium lemme get in those jeans" omfg

[@handstandfam]

Who else paused to read the whole Shrek Love Fan Fiction at 1:10 😂 😂 😂?? Please Don't tell me in the only one

[@leod.6903]

Lol dont worry ur not alone

[@nobodycares1238]

It was pretty good not gonna lie

[@zoemusolff2406]

I did😂

[@winterwolf7689]

No one: Not a single soul: Damien: NO!

[@carakohler5242]

“Do a spin for me my little kidney bean” I died 🤣😩

[@Rhi-fn3hu]

Once at the DMV my sister watched this group of people having a conversation and when they left she realized they weren't friends they had met at the DMV

[@vdub10golf]

I think this is the funniest every blank ever I've ever seen. The shrek/harry potter story and the kidney scene had me on the floor lol

[@kyungmikim8928]

Recommend: Every Criminal Farm Car Fan. Fic. Drug store Driving lesson Eye exam Ever

[@Jaaa24]

I like the eye exam 1

[@marianaamor6319]

They'd all be funny, but I feel like the driving lesson one would be hilarious.

[@dickjohnson7653]

like all in one, or

[@sticknycon7956]

Bar

[@marrahperez4498]

Kyungmi Kim hair duyrer

[@slagggott]

Why does Courtney have to be so stylish I'm literally gonna end up gay for her

[@dremsal1659]

-

[@bhaveshjigna]

Wtf you know she might read this

[@Jacob_11]

Bhavesh Patel well she is a .. Odd being 🙃

[@slagggott]

@@bhaveshjigna Well, it's technically a compliment

[@singsingthinking9089]

Same girl, same

[@briannacastillo2454]

My lil kidney bean 😂 hubby is going to hate me when I start calling him that lol

[@janellmyrick7350]

0:23 ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT WAS ALMOST 200 YEARS AGO!

[@trevor1317]

1921

[@janellmyrick7350]

Trevor the Wolf, I believe that was Black Women Voting.

[@garygordle5146]

3:50 was exactly how the dmv goes. I swear

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

I'm glad us bigfoots never even have to go to the DMV out here in the wilderness

[@undergnomes6248]

Get ready boos! I tracked him through his internet connection!

[@anthonygeorge5268]

I really enjoy your content

[@eccentricvuxs3425]

“I don’t like the way that guy in the line is staring at me,” “But, I’m bored,” Let’s see where goes !

[@prwedros4883]

Me: chilling watching a KZbin vid Ads: 0:14

[@matthewrogers9187]

3:16 3:40 lmao i couldent stop laughing

[@tntsquad466]

1:17 so funny 😂

[@wacodraco1558]

Sonu Thomas lofreakingl I didn’t even notice that

[@xandersparks7712]

Anyone literally Anyone..... Me: Takes time to read the entire fan fiction

[@HarmonyBunny]

"Every Driv-Thru Ever", please

[@michellecooper3719]

LOL I LIKE THE PART WHEN HE SAYS THE NAMES OF PEOPLE BOB,APPLR

[@laurenelise5659]

“Please read the letters on the third line.” “Shamrock”

[@isaksj386]

The taming of sprek 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😅

[@isaksj386]

Shrek

[@AshKautemAll]

“Whengardium lemme get in those jeans” 😂😂😂

[@KeonPH]

Finally, Olivia, Noah, & Keith are back!

[@suereed3614]

Courtney says :How long this gonna take Me : huh I’m still here and I remember WW2 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bronteferguson7331]

This is the best episode I’ve seen yet 😂😂🤷‍♀️

[@MystiqueHorizon]

The chick with the hand mixer killed me! 😂😂😂