Every DMV Ever

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CAST
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Noah Grossman // / noahgrossman214
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writer: Ian Hecox, Monica Vasandani & Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
DIT: Brian Rosenthal
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Angelique Costanza
Key PA: Austin Barrett
PA: Patrick Polsin
PA: Sarah Davis
PA: Samuel Kaufman
Editor: Mike Small
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GFX: Brittany Metz
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[@sophiajoy9350]

that Harry Potter and Shrek crossover tho "Whengardium lemme get in those jeans" in dyingggg

[@dareokoski8158]

U paused the video to read the fan fic too?😂😂😂

[@thegodandsaviorbidoof8853]

Sophia Joy not gonna lie I would read the full creation

[@GodBear97]

@@dareokoski8158 I think most people did tbh 😂

[@DaIsDeku]

So i wasn't the only one to read the entire thing😂

[@AdelleBekEev]

Harry says as he quickly Puts his arm into those jeans and blah blah blah. Later Harry was covered in ogre "goo"

[@dazziemedina4464]

i cannot be the only one seeing this lady's eyes SHAKING.

[@Mellun-P]

ME TOO

[@Kowadelko]

Where

[@itsalaynnaguys]

That’s actually pretty common. My dads eyes do that.

[@lpstender6372]

Some people can do that easily

[@dinotopiary7922]

Cysiek kidney wamaen

[@eva9406]

*the taming of shrek 'smut'* the love story nobody knew they needed

[@whiterice7593]

Bro I read the entire Shrek Smut

[@thenungod]

@@whiterice7593 me too lol

[@mystic_saiyan]

*Wingardian lemme get in those jeans* I'm done! 😂😂

[@IvyG-C]

Brandon Phillips 😂😂😂

[@johnjungkook2721]

I think Damien wrote that, lol

[@stephenbrame3042]

Legend has it Jackie is still tormenting Damien for his kidney to this day

[@정재균-h6h]

뇞획싁초읜슥퇴브목뇌훅쵭은뵈뢰후뇨ㅣ횝숫뫼스툅늰숟넛묍숫 뇍숙쵝솝요툅순 표룃오묍슨쇡부뢳두퇴숩

[@comio7223]

I would

[@alexthaboss1356]

Even right now, it is still happening

[@malthedahl-spangby8263]

The legends are true, I was there yesterday. And let me tell you, haven't LIVED until you've tried to have your driver's license renewed next to something like that

[@veolaperry7165]

“Do a little spin my kidney bean...” bro I died

[@danthesheep2803]

ikr lol also no one like its at 420 jk now 421

[@elisiad9298]

My husband is going to be confused when I start calling him “my little kidney bean” from now on 😂

[@CarlosRiveroCarlosRivero599]

Elisia D 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AB-J]

Elisia D Uh oh

[@benscarbrough8037]

Elisia D I love your image it is my favourite animal !!! 🦥🦥

[@mauiheihei362]

Do you still do that? 😗

[@elisiad9298]

Maui Heihei omg not since the first time but thanks for the reminder to use this nickname again lol 😂😂😂

[@JaySogga]

Whoever Kidney woman is, that delivery had me in stitchesssssssssssssss!!

[@PaulEffinger]

Read the description dude... It says her name, which to save you some time, is Jacklyn.

[@Kevin787007]

Right there with you

[@JaySogga]

@@PaulEffinger thank yooooooooooouuuuuuuu

[@PaulEffinger]

@@JaySogga you're quite welcome.

[@gracedillon3310]

Oof

[@PaulEffinger]

So Jacklyn is her name. I liked her and Damien's kidney skit. It made me laugh pretty good, though I love the blooper version slightly more because of the sike out.

[@PaulEffinger]

@Hana Phelps I don't remember what video I saw her in first, but in that video, she didn't get credited and I commented asking people who she was.

[@Itstenten8]

I hope she becomes a cast member. She always has me laughing 😭

[@DayneDaKid]

Yup the sike out got me!!

[@lilycroft9515]

i love her this was hilarious!

[@Ty-uk6eu]

Paul Effinger 666 th like

[@127sys]

Damien: **crushing Noah while yelling “No! Ah!”**

[@loganleppien2234]

I laughed so hard when I realized, of course Damien is targeting Noah throughout that entire part xDD

[@Pixelcraftian]

I feel like the kidney skit was purely improv and wasn't in the script lmao

[@randomidiot8434]

Hi pixelcraftian big fan

[@henry7486]

Wtf it says 2 comments but there’s only 1

[@hansdizon5166]

"Looking to enter the DMV eh? I've seen many enter, but none have returned."

[@criistal_frappex253]

Just like my soul

[@JayBeeIRL]

Honestly a missed opportunity here lmao

[@hansdizon5166]

@@JayBeeIRL Ikr, I'm surprised they didnt make this joke, even in the bloopers

[@JayBeeIRL]

@@hansdizon5166 I found out it's mostly because he was filming on "The Goldbergs" during the time this was filmed. So more than likely it would have happened (at least hopefully it would have), had he not been already filming for Goldbergs.

[@hansdizon5166]

@@JayBeeIRL That's too bad

[@m4r_sh]

“Whengardium lemme get in those jeans” I’m using this unironically in real life now and, unfortunately, no one can stop me

[@auctive7439]

yo it’s wingardium lol

[@m4r_sh]

Catlord Risen 1:12 pause and read my dude

[@XerazoX]

whengardium lemme OWO

[@auctive7439]

mars asmr I saw lol

[@OpossumTheBard]

“Come here my little kidney bean” who is she I love her

[@TheIrishKnight0]

Jacklyn Uwah, the newest member of the Smosh crew

[@durriyahsalleh7484]

ME TOO! SHE'S FUNNY AF. LOL

[@bireon878]

So far she's just kinda yelled and done their stupid humor. Not enough time to know if she's good overall.

[@halimahross4129]

Awkward Animator yeah but it went on for wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to long

[@johnavenpalma886]

Shes soo funny

[@GiveMeaLobotomy]

That Shrek fanfiction better be out there Courtney or I'm suing smosh.

[@dedenyt]

you can just read it here yknow

[@danthesheep2803]

lol

[@fartingunicorn6962]

Me: *reads the shrek fan fiction* Also me: “Siri take a screen shot”

[@A23-o6x]

So I'm not the only one who screnshotted it nice.

[@2idiotsandacamera457]

Same

[@bigbadmay5012]

Same to

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

I wasn’t the only one?

[@Alex-ms1xr]

FartingUnicorn 69 you ask Siri to take a screen shot?

[@m4ggiezhng]

I had to pause the video to read “THE TAMING OF SHREK” And I do NOT regret it

[@shereeharris4786]

The story was epic and it was good comedy

[@danjasonbugayong16]

i paused on it, and realized the stamp was already made in the paper before she did it. lol

[@dympnaleahy5901]

I did it to

[@gupworld7395]

The amount of grammar errors makes it that much more hilarious

[@kendallsnyder1546]

Wingardium lemme get in those jeans 🤣🤣😂😂

[@28stabwounds92]

That woman’s eyes are crazy it really adds to the character, I couldn’t stop laughing

[@namesarehard9276]

@Logan Roub i think he means Jackie?

[@haniffirdaus2136]

“Oh thats blob” Great way to start a year.

[@zyad9421]

It's almost been a month...

[@ArmyHumor]

The kidney bit made me laugh historically, and then it came back out of no where and killed me! Best bit in a while.

[@collaborativelearning1]

agreed, very funny!

[@andrewhines6108]

Why tf does she have an electric mixer for Damien's kidneys. A mixer. A motherf*cking mixer

[@lilystorm632]

COME HERE MY LITTLE KIDNEY BEAN

[@thenungod]

ok my little protien guzzler

[@IvyG-C]

Nah pick me I’m a big bean 😏

[@thenungod]

@@IvyG-C u got me hard

[@fenrix155]

Whoever didn’t pause for the fan fic may as well have just skipped the whole video.

[@CryoticMienshao]

that or just dont like fan fiction

[@ava-ob9ek]

James Wohltman are you 50?

[@fenrix155]

Zeref Dragneel I don’t like fan fiction, but this is an exception

[@rajiebear]

Can't read it. Too tiny :(

[@criistal_frappex253]

Its just concerning

[@elanob4539]

"whengardium lemme get in those jeans" Its "let me" not "lemme". -Hermione

[@Ingrid-yk9hw]

Oof that's so true 😂 I died of laughter when I read the "Hermione" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GiGoNeGro]

Voldemort: Avada Ke-what the fuck did I read?

[@enchilordo8562]

The kidney scene was the most Smosh thing I’ve seen in a while

[@AngeldSky3]

This ain’t nothing like Dc, Maryland, or Virginia

[@ericmorton6452]

Fat OAF ah I see what you did there

[@dariusivey543]

Fat OAF as a VA native, I applaud you 😆

[@Craigstorm97]

I always thought the D stood for Delaware...

[@rajanturner1427]

Fat OAF facts bruh

[@richardtolman311]

There was a mirror behind you and i could tell what you were typing the whole time PLOT TWIST!

[@TgIiDgUiS]

Damien and Jacklyn’s part -I’m stillll laughing after the video finished.

[@soonamisapphire2425]

ジジ it was the best part

[@brandon4098]

Would have been better with Shayne

[@rosewilliamson8626]

@@brandon4098 replace both with shayne

[@Aquarious28Eve]

ジジ i died when Damein crushed Keith to the wall 😂

[@user-gi6sn6cv9z]

@@Aquarious28Eve *Noah ?

[@amelk2732]

It is so relatable when a woman wants my kidney and comes our with a. DRILL?

[@pandamonium9135]

An electric whisk

[@KingcoleIIV]

Who else paused and read that epic fan fiction piece.

[@bobbery2]

Christopher Hanzelka I did

[@bobbery2]

Jacob Dunlop it’s a great fan fiction

[@jpotion9860]

i paused at the drivers license photo of olivia...apparently she is about 5 feet tall and weighs 305 pounds? XD

[@timinglessia6527]

I did

[@bobbery2]

Jacob Dunlop why not

[@luciferouskris]

The organ doner one is so true 😂 When I first got my license six years ago, the lady at the DMV got pissy because I decided not to be an organ doner.

[@thenungod]

lmfao

[@Lilliaace]

I got a blood cancer, I can't do it myself because of that 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@karliereese6508]

Jacklyn is absolutely HILARIOUS! i hope she’s in more of these

[@collaborativelearning1]

agreed, very funny

[@thepotatolordsupreme1394]

1:10 "whengardium let me get in those jeans" I CANT BREATHE

[@SciFactsYT118]

Random fact: Hundreds of trees grow every year because of squirrels that forgot where they buried their food. 🐿🌲🌲🌲

[@sloanewalker42]

SciFactsYT I know

[@akgaming5144]

Lol😂

[@yungt6856]

SciFactsYT wow that’s actually pretty cool

[@Dsfjrj1]

SciFactsYT lmaooiii

[@t4s.xy0]

Huh cool

[@lisztomania1317]

Smosh: “every dmv ever” Everyone from Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia: *is confused*

[@maggieperry]

Elizabeth Smith actually its DC, Maryland, and Virginia

[@zahtural]

Maggie Perry yes

[@garywithgold1516]

I’ve got the Australian version Devonport Melbourne and Victoria

[@mercyfulfate666]

Everyone from other countries: more confused than ever.

[@JR-rj8lm]

And mass

[@kayeberry4348]

I’m not seeing enough people talking about “Diphtheria Medication Vaccination” and it’s not ok

[@chancedaman9634]

Kayla Chen what’s that

[@Blackwaterjack]

There stuck at the sausage municipal farm still must be lol

[@kayeberry4348]

@@chancedaman9634 watch their smosh summer games try not to laugh episode then come back, you're welcome

[@char.81]

It was my favourite Lasercorn moment ever

[@lichtheimer]

"The Foot Bosom." This phrase alone needs way more attention.

[@arekusenpai6953]

1:12 i bet anyone would take their time and pause this piece of art.

[@jeedmc2528]

My Favourite Part Was On The Fan fiction When It Said "whengardium lemme get in those jeans" XD

[@meteorhatesyou]

“You might get a peak at someone’s ankle.” *courtney sitting with shorts and low socks* Me: “ I already got a peaksie at the feetsie

[@longhairedloserr]

Undertale Fan uh you good homie

[@SuperWetToast]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm OK Then

[@IvyG-C]

.___.

[@petitepois2269]

Me: * Watches a hilarious smosh video while drinking one of their delicious coffees *

[@niqlelecteur2286]

Livin' the dream

[@unkind_poison4936]

Any one else pause it at the fan fiction stuff and read it?

[@scarecrow8201]

Keith: *Oh that's blob* Lady: *Close enough*

[@killerrobot9258]

Lol, does anyone else notice that Noah’s becoming Brandon Calvillo? 😂

[@mydadownsracism8899]

I dropped my iPad and it made the screen like shadowy and it made that whole “I want your kidneys” screen better

[@lory7833]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Smosh fan fiction: "Whengardium let me get in those jeans"

[@tortugapoet]

6:00 got me. The way Noah can barely say, "halfway there"

[@jl5529]

When is Jacklyn gonna become a full time Smosh member

[@mistymight8530]

*me when I take off my glasses for 2 seconds* 2:04

[@JustinY.]

It's a known fact that the longer the nails of a DMV worker, the longer the wait times become.

[@badlydrawnjolteon646]

WHY ARE YOU ALREADY HERE

[@eimskis]

sosig

[@chickohn3128]

I finally found one early

[@user-zo7zk8bi4i]

He has ARISEN

[@blrlfrstfy2176]

Justin Y. No not again

[@emilymorgan1994]

“I was halfway there” I’m actually crying

[@NinjaPickle]

Best joke in the whole video

[@handstandfam]

Who else paused to read the whole Shrek Love Fan Fiction at 1:10 😂 😂 😂?? Please Don't tell me in the only one

[@leod.6903]

Lol dont worry ur not alone

[@nobodycares1238]

It was pretty good not gonna lie

[@zoemusolff2406]

I did😂

[@PeachieP1e]

3:57 Me when my teacher says something about an exam

[@janellmyrick7350]

0:23 ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT WAS ALMOST 200 YEARS AGO!

[@trevor1317]

1921

[@janellmyrick7350]

Trevor the Wolf, I believe that was Black Women Voting.

[@SydDaSloth0406]

“Wingardium lemme get in those pants” Best Pickup line Ever

[@Jiascoo]

Weirdest Person Ever

[@imactuallyok8638]

Y Tho how is that weird, that’s hot fan fic

[@catsftw5248]

1:11 "Wingardium lemme get in those jeans" Can't wait to use this pick-up line one day

[@fkollman]

"whengardium lemme get in those jeans" will be my new pick up line.

[@slicklatino420]

"Theres only so many combinations of fried foods, cheese, and jack daniels that I can make"😂😂 3:06

[@ColorMeTris]

"wengardium lemme get in those jeans" omfg

[@fuzzy.leahfaye]

Dude, Jacklyn and Damien freaking got me 😂😂😂😂

[@madeleinetabor]

“we can do it now” **pulls out hand mixer**

[@mqtaidmqtaid]

"WHENGARDIUM LEMME GET IN THOSE JEANS" HAHAAHAHAHHA OH LORD

[@laurenelise5659]

“Please read the letters on the third line.” “Shamrock”

[@carakohler5242]

“Do a spin for me my little kidney bean” I died 🤣😩

[@leahcasper6632]

1:12 wow what a story, couldn't have put it better myself

[@winterwolf7689]

No one: Not a single soul: Damien: NO!

[@Rhi-fn3hu]

Once at the DMV my sister watched this group of people having a conversation and when they left she realized they weren't friends they had met at the DMV

[@fartch13]

THE TAMING OF SHREK (A Fan Fiction) *smut* “OH MY GOD SHREK, THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME” says Harry Potter then Shrek slowly But thoughtfully removes his very large shirt is moistand smells like onions. Harry Potter steps over Malfoy’s dead body and caresses shreks face delicately but also firmly nd also slyly. They are in love but they Donot know it yet.

[@kyungmikim8928]

Recommend: Every Criminal Farm Car Fan. Fic. Drug store Driving lesson Eye exam Ever

[@Jaaa24]

I like the eye exam 1

[@marianaamor6319]

They'd all be funny, but I feel like the driving lesson one would be hilarious.

[@dickjohnson7653]

like all in one, or

[@sticknycon7956]

Bar

[@marrahperez4498]

Kyungmi Kim hair duyrer

[@Ellie-Mae_1807]

No one: Actually no one: Me: DoEs DmV sTaNd FoR dIsNeY mOvIe

[@macshots]

Back in my days DM stood for Diphtheria medication

[@DanS044]

Vaccination

[@macshots]

@@DanS044 lmaoo

[@Rawt173]

Totally an Iancorn moment no one can convince me otherwise

[@mishaelporto3522]

3:33 when someone you don't like, ask you for dinner

[@briannacastillo2454]

My lil kidney bean 😂 hubby is going to hate me when I start calling him that lol

[@theplushclub._.3925]

"Hey Mary" "Come on in chuck" The chuck m part made me laugh

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The lines in the DMV are longer than the lines on Gordon Ramsay's forehead.

[@legowagfles7287]

Wow, funny...NOT

[@legowagfles7287]

Do you have a life?

[@o.g.8179]

GIRL HOLDING THE MIXER WAS FUNNY lmao

[@MystiqueHorizon]

The chick with the hand mixer killed me! 😂😂😂

[@HarmonyBunny]

"Every Driv-Thru Ever", please

[@xandersparks7712]

Anyone literally Anyone..... Me: Takes time to read the entire fan fiction

[@elinnilsson3832]

Let's be honest *Everyone stopped the video to read the fanfiction*

[@CryoticMienshao]

nah

[@darthvaderunderwears9556]

Yeah

[@tessaburmaster4407]

Yeah

[@criistal_frappex253]

Regret it

[@MrGksarathy]

I did.

[@garygordle5146]

3:50 was exactly how the dmv goes. I swear

[@calvinfedyszyn9091]

How many of us actually took the time to read the Taming of Shrek, I certainly did.

[@yousif4]

1:11 Whoever wrote this deserves a medal!

[@RoyaleBryYT]

U guys should do one of every long distance relationship ever :3 🙏🏻🙏🏻😱😱😂😂😔😔❤️❤️😍😍

[@KeonPH]

Finally, Olivia, Noah, & Keith are back!

[@KIBTrax1673]

Are we getting an every super bowl ever or an every super bowl party ever 😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@AshKautemAll]

“Whengardium lemme get in those jeans” 😂😂😂

[@rohangupta1266]

Well I was expecting to see 12 comments without any views just after 32 seconds

[@prwedros4883]

Me: chilling watching a KZbin vid Ads: 0:14

[@cadenrodriguez2643]

I just read the whole fan fiction after a year, and, wow

[@suereed3614]

Courtney says :How long this gonna take Me : huh I’m still here and I remember WW2 😂😂😂😂😂

[@justahuman6614]

"Is It TRue THeY FOunD a CuRE For POliO" 2 year old me: polio?

[@robbob5258]

“They lives shrexily ever after.”

[@crabcakes7784]

Lol the blender lady was amazing 😆

[@gwillypdawg]

When noah said i was halfway there i screamed laughing

[@theletterm2580]

*DMV LADY THIS GUYS ESPLODING MY HEAD AND IT'S HURTING MY FEELINGS*

[@andrewthomas3962]

It’s funny they decided to upload this today when I just got back from the DMV😂😂

[@otp1203]

Lol same. I only waited in line for 2 minutes it was like a parallel universe.

[@karliereese6508]

my favorite thing about this is the description, instead of Damien Haas he’s just haas

[@urk273]

‘Whengardium let me get in your jeans’ Oh my god LMAO

[@vdub10golf]

I think this is the funniest every blank ever I've ever seen. The shrek/harry potter story and the kidney scene had me on the floor lol

[@vortexmpfour]

Who Else Thought It Said Every DM Ever? just me...ok :(

[@iggiplazer4815]

we need every dm ever. (i didnt see it)

[@deergod8292]

DnD all the way.

[@justaserbiandoomer497]

What's a DM?

[@kingkyle5485]

Ye

[@corydoesstuff6411]

Who’s the pretty woman who wanted Damien’s kidney?? That scene was beautiful 😭😭😭