Everyone Forgot My Birthday...

[@BeatEmUps]

I'm 30. Ew 🤢 New Address: Wood Hawker - PO BOX 2971, Burleson, TX 76097 | gfuel.com/ code Beatemups for 10-30% off!

[@marlenenunez2038]

Happy Birthday!!!🥳

[@BraxtonKovary]

Wow, you're 8 years older than me!

[@tan2bug]

old.

[@kitsunetailsx9]

I'm 32... Welcome to the 30s an up club

[@Disturbedera1]

That's young, kinda

[@fawkes9718]

Tell your editor that I really appreciate him recording that perfectly timed video of himself just for the bit. It made me laugh.

[@grey3414]

Yes. THIS! Love his editing. Don't fire him. Haha!

[@nocs38]

I love the editor :)

[@andyriversa]

I laughed so hard at that timing hahahahahahaha

[@potatodude4875]

yeah, very epic

[@Luguolo]

He's done it a few times now too, always gold.

[@cellano5223]

Your editor was hilarious in this. Seriously the editing and timing is just so great throughout this video.

[@gothicwolfpack515]

Yea i was thinking the same thibg

[@temp0theman830]

The head puuuuunch

[@keelmah5244]

Homers jiggling stomach

[@Raymuk]

AND HE IS FIRED!!

[@godswriter777productions2]

“everyone forgot my birthday” happy birthday to you, plus as a person from Texas, I’m glad you enjoy Texas x3

[@gavinscarborough4207]

Ditto. (To all of it.)

[@laz3rx508]

OMG SORRY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[@MewZe.]

I'm just leaving Texas to go back home

[@AlexandraStubbs]

So very true, especially our weather.

[@abrahamsanchez8784]

Yes sir. From San Antonio

[@SpexSpexington]

I cried when Wood broke Cloud in half. Then my tears sucked back into my eyes when he popped Cloud back together. Whew!

[@jameskelson916]

Wood: send Kim everything! Kim: stop it!

[@luise.perezv.8702]

Now imagine if Steven started sending her gifts 😱😂

[@stadjess2]

And thus, a new era of gift-sending begins, muhahahaha!

[@Snoopy101a]

Turns 30 says he's feeling old. Laughs in 40 year old. Listen here, sonny boy.

[@msevilducky71]

Laughs in 50 year old: Kids.

[@chuuya9694]

laughs in 80 ah lovely children

[@angeliqaep]

@@chuuya9694 laughs in 123. You guys are silly 😜

[@brettsadler4211]

He acts like he is 5

[@chuuya9694]

@@brettsadler4211 more like 7 or 8

[@alessiacastello657]

Steven back at it again with his shenanigans. honestly he's such a kind and generous person! mvp! great video wood!

[@FlufLord]

My day has been a wreck and sometime around the editor getting his job back and the letter sponsored by gfuel, I surprised myself when I laughed out loud for the first time in days. Thanks for that my dude. Keep doing what you’re doing. It helps.

[@mariakyrkos5277]

Happy belated birthday!! Welcome to year 30 club! (I hear the thirties are the best. Just turned 30 myself beginning of October). I hope you had a wonderful birthday and you were as happpy/excited as you were in this video. I appreciate your videos so much. I'm a newer fan, and I am so glad I found your channel. Not only do you make me laugh (which is much needed these days), but I appreciate that you talk about mental health. It should be discussed more and comfortably. Also, You and Kim are so adorable! Thank you for all you bring by making these videos and Happy 30th Birthday!

[@mishtamoose8308]

The way the editor just died got me

[@t-maree6172]

Same 😂😁

[@skits-a-frit191]

It was the best part of the video

[@diamondman1645]

I’m the one who had three aplozies on it and honestly I cringed when Wood showed it.

[@princessmanitari4993]

awhh i honestly would've apoligized 5 times in the whole letter! the fact that you even sent something is a huge thing. i hope you're safe and doing okay!

[@diamondman1645]

@@princessmanitari4993 thank you and same to you lol

[@ggs27]

Aplozies?

[@y2k.r4e]

It’s okay!

[@diamondman1645]

@PortalWizard oh I know why, want to know why, BECAUSE

[@votira7005]

wood in every other PO box video: STOP SENDING ME STUFF I MEAN IT wood in this one: SEND ME STUFF OR ELSE... YOU DONT LOVE ME

[@brettsadler4211]

Ya. He ebegs.

[@TheUnofficialMusicMan715]

Happy birday to you and your hallarius channel and Kim and whoever else is on here!

[@will_pharrell]

Happy Birthday Wood Hawker aka BeatEmUps🥳 Have a great one with Kimberly and family ya. #staysafe

[@funky_walrus2762]

Wood to Steven: stop sending me such expensive things Steven: send expensive things

[@Kinopio710]

There is no way that he’s 30 I though he was like 24...

[@mascaraverde3506]

Ikr unbelievable

[@ShinyHunter-mc3ji]

I thought he was like 22

[@conman3609theoriginal]

Right, but I was figuring closer to 26-27 Still a few years younger but not that much Younger.

[@jamilah2269]

aight i thought he was 40...

[@itzalexplayzyt7016]

he’s 27

[@TravelerFaal]

At this point I'm convinced that the first Steven was the only real one and now other people are just acting under the pseudonym of Steven to annoy wood.(but if there is only one Steven, hook me up my friend.(all jokes aside, Steven, you are so amazing and kind to wood))

[@generallordjowbra8871]

The original Steven is Wood, and his stunt is having the desired effect.

[@danielleesposito5487]

you’re having too much fun with that green screen and i love it

[@Megamanxlink]

Steven needs to start sending Kim things instead.

[@pronounjow]

Why not both?

[@DurkenGaming]

I feel that crosses a line

[@noitamoonchild2852]

He sent her a bday card

[@jayth2591]

I’m loving all the fan art that everybody gives. They’re all so cute or cool and really creative 🥰

[@anonsidious358]

30 Years old, time to put childish things away....Puts on Link Underoos and proceeds to gallop. Love this channel.

[@BlipBlipist]

I saw a 89 years old woman play Animal Crossing on KZbin. You are never too old to play games.

[@hotorc69]

I love your editors shirt. Its totally badass

[@andrinasn6236]

Happy Belated Birthday! Thank you and Kim and your Editor, for all of the content you put out. I enjoy watching your videos, and you really engage your audience. Thank you again, and I hope you had a wonderful birthday! Also, Welcome Home to you and Kim! 😁

[@rhyme7422]

I miss the "stop sending fan mail" names of the video. Happy birthday. btw audio sounds much better in knew house

[@alp6502]

The "hi Kim" then the disappointment got me lol

[@mrgamereview9996]

For the last few days I was thinking “wait wut, where is the hyrule warriors review” and then I watched this and found my answer

[@theplayerguy4505]

Is the game crap ?

[@tripdonaldson2872]

What’s is the answer why isn’t he

[@theplayerguy4505]

Trip Donaldson I had a feeling the game was gonna be crap after playing the demo

[@Ravio_Z]

@@theplayerguy4505 It isn't, it's a great game, with a lot of time to put into.

[@tylamcgilverson3923]

Yea Kim has been bothering him about telling us to send her stuff so he csnt do the review

[@nemesis1785]

Happy birthday Wood! You’ve made this year way more bearable and fun and I think you’re awesome!

[@XP3228RANDOM]

When you broke cloud oh man I died laughing. Your expression was great. I love your videos they always make me laugh. Thanks “hello KIM.” Happy birthday mines coming up 12/22 😒. It’s one of those too close to Christmas birthdays. My grandma will be 92 on the 4th of dec. I’m definitely looking forward to that yeah. It’s such a milestone for her.

[@mbeasley90]

These are probably some of my favorite videos from the channel. Always a good time. 🙃

[@ShinigamiNoS]

Honestly, I kinda thought that book sounded interesting, and then you said "JK"

[@FlamingZelda3]

it sounded like a mishmash between "we bought a zoo" and "king kong"

[@ameliahall3165]

Same

[@dreemsy249]

Happy birthday bro. And props to your editor. He really does breathe a lot of extra life into every video. Thanks 🙏💙

[@LiamACiDLord]

I watch all of your videos but I don't necessarily comment on them because... Well I don't know why I don't but anyway. Just wanted to drop you a little line and say your editor is amazing and you guys are amazing. Love the content keep up the great work! I'm sitting over here laughing my butt off every time you keep saying send Kim stuff and her yelling off camera. You guys are too adorable :-)

[@craigiepoo1987]

Steven is the REAL MVP for Woods Channel. would love to see what this imaginary person looks like lol doing Gods work to surprise Wood.

[@passion_vogue_]

This is coming out on my birthday, holy crap. We have close Birthdays!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!

[@eijmert]

congrats! i became 19 y/o on the 26th of november

[@TynologyGaming]

Sorting out where to store everything is stressing me out 😓 obviously not the worst problem to have 🤷‍♂️

[@engalenperson2161]

obviously my mom came in my room at 4:43 and wondered wtf I was watching...

[@keetinlong6330]

That had to be an interesting explanation.

[@FourthWig]

This is actually the best comment ever

[@commanderjack2]

Happy Birthday Woods!!! Love watching these videos!

[@thomasknapp6434]

So, what I'm gathering from this is that Kim wants more fan mail to the point that she can do one of these episodes completely on her own.

[@optic-reaper9832]

If I didn't lose my job I would send yu something.happy b-day beat em up.

[@hassnberh]

Happy birthday grandpa Lots of love Grandson ❤

[@gamechamp19]

Every time you punch your editor in the green screen earns my like. The interactivity is very entertaining.

[@sassyalligator7683]

I bought the Satisfye grip after your recommendation and I LOVE it. It's much more comfortable and totally gets rid of thumb cramps! So glad I bought one

[@conza1989]

Mr. Editor, that was marvellous the green screen edit there, masterful stuff. Oh yeah, enjoyed the video Wood :D

[@icapants]

I literally stopped breathing for a minute when you snapped Cloud in half 🤣

[@antonconto95]

Yelling KIM! is gonna be the new hot gif

[@dudskii]

Think about it, the only logical way Steven is able to give so much to Wood, is because Steven is Wood’s alternate personality.

[@TheVoiceOfTimPaige]

Easily my favorite gaming related channel. Such a force for positivity. Thanks for what you do.

[@squallneko5004]

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday Wood and thank you and Kim getting me through this 2020 year. I finally got a Nintendo Switch Lite thanks to you.

[@osmantahmazli3943]

I am so early I could pre-order the bible and it would STILL be delayed

[@ChacoTaco83]

Why does it matter if you early

[@Tmb7evvvvv]

gee i feel so bad for this guy. He barely gets ANY presents

[@Butternutcat]

When your editor just came back from the dead 💀

[@nikku_maakun6262]

I just turned 29 on Thanksgiving. Was alone and left behind while rest of family enjoy.

[@pigsybt888]

Happy birthday mate, watching your video make me laugh so much. It really help my mental health through lockdown in Melbourne Kind regards Tran

[@johnwood2387]

“Thank you so much!” *breaks the action figure in half*. That’s exactly what I needed this morning XD

[@luizafranco9054]

Ngl the awkward stare from the editor was amazing lol

[@Just_a_turtle_chad]

A Turtle wishes you a happy birthday.

[@guyelnathan7098]

Happy birthday Wood! Also props to the editor! Excellent job!

[@DeadDogInc]

YO! I need a Steven in my life.

[@ShaynaPulley]

This one ranks for the most laughs I've had during a beatemups video.

[@xavierprofeser7994]

Wood better watch his back his editor is going to take over the show I love him

[@SydPotter101]

Sent you an art print a few months back that I ordered from Etsy but I think it must have gotten lost in the mail on the way to your old PO Box 😂! Absolutely love your channel, bought a switch during the covid lockdown and your channel has been so much fun to watch!! Happy birthday!! 🥳

[@SupItsKhaos]

Happy birthday! 🎂🎂 Edit:sorry that was the only sticker I found that was birthday themed

[@BleachO]

Been watching your videos for almost 2 years now and I still don't understand who Steven is. Lol

[@ozzymelander6765]

your editor is really good and that he died when you fired him ang everthing got depressed.

[@President_Starscream]

OH MY GLOB! Is that a pokemon Alestorm shirt? I must get one!

[@AngelRawien]

I love your videos and these unboxing vids are all so funny! Tell your editor that I LOVE HIS SHIRT AND ALESTORM IS AMAZINNNGGG!!! 😄

[@tarooo5132]

Happy birthday man, thx for the videos.

[@crystalrose_pa]

You're welcome, Kim!! Sent that almost a year ago 😂😂 I figured either it didn't get there or you didn't like it LOL jk. Also, didn't send anything for you Wood because I honestly can't keep track of what you already have haha

[@polar-jake786]

"What do you say when you go up to the door" HIPPOBUFFDAY

[@0catdeeznutz]

This if funny because it makes no sense 🤣🤣

[@BLACK-qb6fs]

when he says that we forgot he's birthday 😂 Me:i don't even know my on mom at this point...

[@101jayrad]

Happy Birthday! Your videos get me through all this mess!

[@ezysnipr]

Happy 30th Woods, you're channel and videos are gems

[@amanda.a5640]

hEy bOn BOn tHere is A birTHdAy bOy ovER thEre! The community: i will pretend i didn't heard that.

[@wissteriia]

Na u good BON BON GO GET 'EM

[@unknownbanisher7336]

How could u forget his birthday but I remembered

[@ChacoTaco83]

Uh hu

[@ChacoTaco83]

Bet

[@eijmert]

@@ChacoTaco83 xD

[@piratekingluffy1148]

you live in texas didn't even know i thought u lived in Australia lol

[@ElliotJatomiSan]

Happy Birthday Wood!!! I’m glad you two like your cross stitches. (: -Joanna, The Nurse!

[@MitchNorth]

Happy Birthday Beatemups!!!!

[@paper1984]

Your 2 decades away from being half century, congratulations

[@dacobdacob7977]

imagine being over the age of 18 - this post was made by 9yr old gang

[@dylanalexander4393]

Do a review for Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity!

[@BornAgainFarmGirl]

I’m 50 🥳 🎂 ! Happy Birthday 🎊🎈🎁🎉!

[@superbatproductions9865]

2:10 Very nice telling her you threw it in the trash

[@roxynano]

Whoever gets your old PO Box is going to get a gold mine of expensive stuff!

[@godnamedtay]

Better than wood getting it

[@paceeilers2253]

I just want to say: Thank you editor.

[@elijahbuchanan4157]

Technically you can’t forget get something that you never new

[@johnnyh8119]

Happy Birthday Woody! 🎉

[@elmerg7053]

Happy belated birthday. I just found your channel after getting a Switch. Your content is always funny and a great stress reliever to watch.

[@Callum_Smith]

Hi wood

[@segevshaulov8408]

Hi callum

[@SalatOkind]

Hi Callum and Segev

[@jemiedibble9299]

hi every one

[@guccitoez]

@@SalatOkind hi Anna hi callum hi segev

[@TimingSmile]

hi your first

[@bensedgwickfilms510]

everyone forgot mine too, I have over 200 friends on snapchat and one person said happy birthday

[@donnytrogdon5455]

Happy birthday

[@bensedgwickfilms510]

@@donnytrogdon5455 thanks :)

[@Jake_Aiden]

I’ve never been this early Hi Wood!

[@ChacoTaco83]

Why's it matter if your early

[@ishii-00001]

that bit where wood yells "kim" is funny to me

[@dezmondr2846]

Happy birthday 🎂, hope you had a awesome birthday, keep up the great work 👍

[@FullMetalAlchemist31]

I need a Steven in my life, not for the gifts but for the annoyingly endearing actions that might brighten my day 😊😊😊 Steven If you are reading this I love that you annoy Wood with happiness.

[@JohnDoe-vx9bo]

Zach really is a fantastic video editor. He really does a great job making these videos hilarious and fun to watch.

[@valentinezamora5594]

Happy birthday beat em ups I hope you have a wonderful birthday

[@phenixz1981]

Happy birthday, brother! Hope this year is a great one! Where you start your 30s mine are on their last months lol. Its all good! Many blessings and honest well wishes to you and yours! Cats included lol

[@ghouling1111]

I'm 33 almost 34.. happy birthday :D I'm new here after needing Switch games to buy as i just brought a switch lite. I love it here lol

[@Fwiptail]

BRUH I was dying 10:45 your editor is a legend 😂😂

[@tessatargett8995]

Happy birthday i feel as though you saying the thing about not having arthritis at the age of 25 really gels with me cause recently this 25 year old was worried she had arthritis in her thumbs after this old 25 year old crocheted to much 🤣 now my hands have improved mostly after hand therapy ... yes who even knew that was a thing but it is but seriously I need one of those grips in my life asap so I can decorate my island like the granny 25 year old I am with flowers everywhere!!