everyone in liyue is insane (Genshin Impact)

ah yes, liyue, also known as the "i have no stamina because i've been climbing everywhere" city
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[@bwaap]

the next story mission is at AR 26, and the next archon mission is at AR 29 i'm at AR 25. this might take a while

[@kritzum]

F

[@zennith5224]

i feel your pain bro

[@pledged1423]

you should record funny moments of you grinding lmao

[@xicision2533]

Only pain

[@satriaagung2284]

f good luck grinding exp

[@Raveygravey.]

Lady: “since you’ve come from your godless city...” *meanwhile in Mondstadt* Venti: “Diluccc we’re besties righttttt? Soo yknow gimme alcohol?”

[@Yuki_Ika7]

Venti is an adorable little drunk

[@kokonoisy]

that girl is saying mondstadts god is dead and suddenly the dragon died get rekt 😾✌🏻

[@kokonoisy]

@abiiurry ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ GET REKT WHO DARES TO TALK BAD ABOUT MY VENTI

[@JohnSmith-ex8iw]

AlCoHoL

[@krystabelllin2790]

@@kokonoisy thats what you call kArMa

[@tsue5469]

best line of the Liyue storyline is "in terms of money, we don't have money."

[@longps9528]

Didn't expect someone to make a despicable me reference

[@HaruTH]

he doesn't need to have. he's a god after all. he can just make his ppl get him stuffs.

[@lileeuphoria9300]

Istg it was so fun playing with Zhongli I finished the whole thing in one go 😭😭😭

[@leonarya1380]

I'm so excited for his banner reeeeeeeeeee *I wanna see him kicking his spear*

[@zsch6859]

Wait, when did he say that line?

[@PublicBus09]

"Hey wanna see my child?" "Yeah, what name did you give to it?" "Childe."

[@waddledeeznutz6477]

his name is Tortilla 🙄🙄

[@reny9900]

@@waddledeeznutz6477 turtle zort zort 🐢

[@banant5620]

I pronounce his name "chil-dae" for some reason

[@Thatoneguyonyoutube420]

@@waddledeeznutz6477 tar tar sauce

[@cad1848]

ajax cleaner 🙄🙄

[@Princess-wr5ot]

Imagine Childe still saying “Hey girlie hold still” To Aether

[@istoletxtsbraincells2164]

Imagine he say Hey Booiiiii....

[@random_url222]

Omg your profile pic is so cute

[@Princess-wr5ot]

@LavenderMilkTea yes

[@yumeyumeappleo]

@@Princess-wr5ot your pfp is just- AAaaAaaAhHhHh ✨😭

[@lorenamarinsanchez9650]

Pls I WANT that

[@davidsantiago7808]

"Mondstadts god has been missing for years, your god is no where to be seen!" (Paraphrased) *Meanwhile in Mondstadt* Venti: "I'm god! gimme the lyre!" Nun: "Get out."

[@sophono1504]

lmaoo

[@achildwhocreatesweirdconte8912]

Genshin impact and got an ad that’s about Genshin impact

[@nommingmochi]

venti: *sad barbatos noises*

[@aureliaavalon]

can't blame her even the anemo statue looks like a woman

[@lekhanhtrangtran5739]

@@nommingmochi venti: sad *E H E* voices

[@thewanderer5506]

"How did the Archon die?!??" Fall Damage

[@midnight5895]

StoneMountain64 is proud of this 😅🤙

[@leocheung8860]

Didn't manage to activate the glider right before he is about to land

[@carlguo9758]

you must be the assassin cuz that would be the only person knowing how to kill a god!

[@StefyDutz]

Ah, yes, the primary cause of deaths in video games. Not even gods are safe from it.

[@golfalphayankee1545]

wait..

[@CiderSide4pplez_]

Venti: H i Zhongli: Hi? Venti: Were both archons right? Zhongli: Yes why? Venti: *Go fake your death*

[@fugo5464]

XD

[@maya6875]

LMFAO

[@Ice_Cream_Dispenser]

OMG LOLLLLLL

[@theultimatepugtato8867]

I don't get it and I've played up until I finished liyue. Pls explain?

[@chromatic_fate7114]

@@theultimatepugtato8867 no

[@Ouroboros619]

Ah yes, Liyue, home to classics such as: "CHOP-SUEEEY!!" "I have no Mora." "Make me a lantern." "WHAAAAAALLLLEEEE!!!" I've a feeling the other five nations will just be even more insane

[@stuckbetweenfandoms5138]

cheen n taysuh-t chawpuh soooooaaaaayyyyy

[@groudon3524]

Of course next nations will be more insane. Next is Inazuma and there is a FUCKING CIVIL WAR going in there. So expect more insanity lol.

[@fluffiesx7404]

Fontaine is a fucking COURTROOM

[@hannahmei4580]

I'm from the future and I'm here to tell you... We fought a god :)

[@SOPHIERBER]

@@hannahmei4580 I was terrified I thought we had to KILL the god, thank Barbatos we didn’t.

[@KrystalKlearrr]

Liyue Citizens: Mondstadt is pretty lame, their God is nowhere to be seen while ours has been with us for thousands of years! Venti, who nobody believes that he's the Anemo Archon: *Bruh im literally right here*

[@jackryan5880]

You can see him right in the tavern drinking 40 bottles of wine and *not paying his tab*.

[@KrystalKlearrr]

@@jackryan5880 And annoying the hell out of Dulic while doing it, he misses out on so much money because Venti doesn't pay lol

[@sola9219]

It weird when you talk to Liyue and Mondstadt citizens when using venti lol

[@lekhanhtrangtran5739]

@@sola9219 Exactly. They were talking shit about my boi right in front of him. The disrespectful!

[@SOLO.DANDELION]

Let's see what they have to say now that rex lapis is gone

[@user-ih6vc4yw9v]

*"your god doesn't exist"* *venti currently trying to rob a bank to buy more wine and seducing diluc for some of that vintage wine*

[@longps9528]

Anemo Archon? More like Apple Cider Archon

[@jueviolegrace3473]

@@longps9528 Nah he's probably the Dandelion wine archon since the apple cider is alcohol free

[@mrhippo3610]

I seriously wanna go back to that npc and say “Well at least ours ain’t dead”

[@yoom_ssmai2028]

THIS SENDS

[@deckyfiyemonda9893]

From the context, the woman doesn't mean godless city as a city that literally has no god, but rather how involved their god with the humans in the region. She compared Mondstalt with Liyue. Liyue is a region where there is a lot of Deities, Adepties, and even God himself dictate how the city/region should run, what to do so then Liyuen can become more prosperous. That's why they have a Descension festival every year when the Qixing will accept oracle from RexLapis. This is actually a very Chinese philosophy. While Mondstalt is proud of how free they are, everyone can do anything as long as not breaking the law that kept by Favonius knight. Venti himself said that he wants as little as much interaction with human and avoid dictating them as he wants everyone to be free to decide what they want to do. This is a very Western ideology.

[@felixsegg18]

Ah yes, the "i have no stamina because i've been climbing everywhere" city is the best city so far.

[@hayley9066]

i glide for once gliding IS faster

[@shinigami_melody]

@@hayley9066 yes. and gliding uses less stamina than climbing.

[@shinigami_melody]

thats why i like gliding

[@tacos5556]

@@shinigami_melodywe jump while climbing and then after 1 seconds we ran out of stamina

[@shinigami_melody]

@@tacos5556 oof

[@nabukyo4754]

Linlang : "Your godless city..." Literally on the same day : Morax has died

[@hyacinths4941]

"Mondstadt's god is nowhere to be seen." Venti in my party: 👁👄👁

[@theweedeater1842]

Lol lucky

[@EasyKiwi111]

Miles out of Monstad, that’s defo Venti’s mo

[@callie9233]

What a flex

[@emi-chan1708]

Lucky

[@yoshikagekira3817]

Flex! I don't have 5 star peeps in my party yet

[@coolio99991]

*Venti gives up his god status* Venti: "People of Monstadt you are free to do as you please" *500years pass* Rex Lapis: "You mean you haven't had to do work in the last 500 years and people still worship you?!" Venti: "Pretty much" Rex Lapis: "Poggers, now to go fake my assassination."

[@crossfire4691]

My throat, I can't breath XD

[@michaeldezhniek3751]

it'd be like that

[@keithvalle4417]

One of the funniest I have read so far haha. Can't stop laughing.

[@idminister]

naw rex lapis the adeptus is actually dead.....but prediction: the real geo archon Morax is Zhongli, who let rex lapis (his woman, the mature lady) rule in his stead

[@michaeldezhniek3751]

@@idminister agree, almost certain that rex lapis is indeed zhongli, another huge hint i found is at keqing voice line as she stated "The gentleman from the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor? Clearly, he's an extremely learned individual, and I do have a lot of respect for him. But his mindset is too traditional for me - he thinks in the same tired old terms as Rex Lapis did.. If he were more of an original thinker, I'm sure he'd be a great asset to me in reaching my objectives." almost sure that zhongli is rex

[@nayussysuccer]

Fun fact: Aether and Moon Carver share the same voice actor.

[@aiko1750]

zach really have a good voice lmao

[@nothutao1484]

Yes

[@Windtorment]

Wait. Really?

[@byulaire]

WHAT REALLY I PLAYED THAT QUEST TWICE AND I NEVER NOTICED 😂

[@mouche_pie]

Monstadt just feels like home. I don't feel really comfortable logging out the game without teleporting to the Statue in Windrise first.. LMAO

[@harshitanayak1178]

Exactly

[@k0ko_2o2o-o4e]

i cant get used to liyue lik i am to monstad honestly.. but there is some pretty places in liyue and nice quests. a lot of history too! still monstad is like home. i craft there, I visit Katherine there,I buy food there,I cook there,I roleplay there.. i think you understood.

[@dear_anqi]

lol yes i'll log out near katheryn at monstadt

[@Auroshani]

I thought I was the only one!

[@francescapatti2934]

Same😂 It's like ah I'm done for the day...no wait let's go to the cathedral to dramatically stand whilst facing the moon longingly staring in the middle distance.

[@Bunnybry]

"Our god has been walking with us throughout history" Their god gets assassinated immediately after claiming that. Look who's actually godless now lmao

[@awesomenesskid15]

I’m about 95% sure zhongli is actually Rex lapis just based on the lore itself and his vast font of needlessly pointless but very ancient knowledge

[@Bunnybry]

@@awesomenesskid15 HA! He does have a similar color scheme to the dragon and only appeared after the dragon was "secured".

[@tantanryuryo5716]

@@awesomenesskid15 spoiler!!!!! he is Edit : Nvm your reply was 2 weeks ago

[@omnipotiscience7251]

Its more hilarious that Zhongli himself wanted out.

[@Dou_Y]

If you haven’t played this game why did you describe it like you had?

[@keiev.7112]

"Mondstadt god is nowhere to be seen!" Well at least my god isn't *dead* .

[@sparklight0964]

And I oop

[@rainebow_kitty6142]

I literally said the same thing when I played it XD

[@xxcrowfeatherxx2540]

Uhhh that burn 😏💕

[@corlau8513]

OOF

[@Kast3rr]

Mhm.

[@NoirDiamond]

As soon as he mentioned everyone in Liyue is so rude even picking on Mondstadt all the time while everyone in Mondstadt is so tolerative and nice including Venti being so cute and friendly ;_; Makes me wanna fight those Liyue meanies XD

[@karylleasesor7149]

exactly lmao i wanna yeet them all 😫 i consider mondstadt as home, and liyue is just another rich city to me HAHAHHAHA but mondstadt in general is still superior to me

[@NoirDiamond]

@@karylleasesor7149 i couldn't agree more :3

[@homuras]

@@karylleasesor7149 i'm betting on inazuma here, it just MAY top mondstadt and liyue edit: i hope the ppl there are friendly, well except scaramouche alright

[@karylleasesor7149]

@@homuras i'm not arguing on that! i'm super excited to see inazuma, and we gotta keep our options and minds open y'know HAHAHAHAHA but yeah pls dont let the people there be assholes 🤧🙏 i've had enough rudeness in liyue, just keep them in there please 😭

[@NoirDiamond]

Yeah I'm gonna hope that they will be more friendly than Liyue but I sort of feel like it's not gonna be that case xD I guess we'll have to wait and see

[@jerrellnavs3313]

the cloud retainer is the type of teacher who would punish the class for a thing that only one person did

[@cocoabeanz6171]

you said it man

[@shinigami_melody]

like my teacher in the past.

[@HuskerHornet3145]

Cloud Retainer might do that if the class decides to blame someone who was sick and couldn’t have done something wrong on one day 🤨 One would say they’re pretending…

[@nonexe-yc7hf]

"Call me Childe." bwaap: child? paimon: cHiLdE?? they are one braincell

[@gokuglazer]

Chill day

[@maelisaibanez9993]

@@gokuglazer Shilde

[@gracie7714]

Chili pepper 🌶?

[@Iwasbornonapril1mao]

@@gokuglazer *chill*

[@quanxiss_]

@@gokuglazer cheel-dae

[@Wasabi-rs5lv]

I love that Childe is the thumbnail on a video titled "Everyone in Liyue is insane" It just fits.

[@sunflower-vz4du]

FIGHT THIS 🐳🐋!!!!!

[@irid891]

Then thumbnail should be Childe's current meme face, it'll be so hilarious

[@finding_aether]

Yea. Also... Lore wise Childe is defo unhinged in someway 😆

[@asdfghjkl92213]

but Childe is russian

[@Wasabi-rs5lv]

@@asdfghjkl92213 shhh. He may be visiting Liyue (to steal gnosis) but he's been welcomed with open arms. As such he counts as part of the Liyue boys.

[@animeweeb1685]

0:30 shes throwing shots at mondstat but cant pronounce her own city right😂😂😭

[@basantatamang2249]

I believe that's the right pronunciation

[@shinkaku2625]

@@basantatamang2249 no it’s the not the right pronunciation. The right pronunciation is Lee yuē

[@viviankhong8028]

Everyone saying Childe's name as: Child How paimon says it: Chill day

[@genshingo3763]

@@wisteria7961 AHAHAH WHAT

[@meymun120]

Paimon is from canada (canon)

[@Alovatololo]

"Whilst our god is forever with us." She raised that death flag. She can't complain if something happens.

[@itryhardlol7418]

I keep using spinning noelle skill at her...(not because i dont have a 4* or anything)

[@wanderer-my-beloved]

If only we can kill npc lol

[@chongyuntheexorcist828]

Well now he’s forever in their hearts or just forever in his grave 😃

[@frey5218]

@@itryhardlol7418 Bruh I legit just attacked her for a full minute HAHA

[@Downxos]

Childe: But how could a mere mortal kill a god that can sweep aside entire armies? All the teenage JRPG protagonists out there:

[@dohnaseek]

@@LS-qs9ju iirc the harbingers are buffed by their cryo archon right? Not to mention venti is mentioned the weakest archon lmao

[@longps9528]

@@LS-qs9ju kicking the ass of the laziest kid doesn't prove anything lmao.

[@blazerheata6479]

Another God rejected

[@alisonmolina6670]

@@LS-qs9ju tbh Venti is v cool and all but combat-wise he made it pretty clear during his quest that he's useless af

[@__-uk3qx]

@@blazerheata6479 Boar king is Matador lol

[@harukasupremacy143]

"Mondstadt's god is no where to be seen" Venti chillin with his alcohol 👁👄👁

[@shir0jhg188]

Bwaap: who can kill an actual god? Signora: *slaps Venti *

[@lunix3259]

Random NPC: Mondstadt's god is non existent Rex lapis: Imma bout to join him

[@airbear2705]

LMAO

[@bonecag3]

LMFAOO

[@Justin-ui5ti]

Indeed, Rex Lapis is gonna join Barbatos with a drink.

[@Justin-ui5ti]

@Mackenzie Nielsen lol, forgot about that little bit. Also, Rex might be a tad bit pouty considering that Barbatos hasn’t spoken to him in awhile.

[@stronkduck5881]

LMFAO

[@ambrielsglobalrange2226]

" In terms of Mora, we have no Mora... " -Zhongli 2020

[@HaruTH]

he doesn't need to have. he's a god after all. he can just make his ppl get him stuffs

[@reedman1337]

the god of money everybody

[@ryanlahagu5709]

i am the mora

[@selena3991]

what a mood

[@ambrielsglobalrange2226]

@@selena3991 yeah hahaha

[@katherinelai567]

childe is actually commonly used to replace the title 公子. It basically means "young master"

[@shinigami_melody]

ah yes. young master.

[@francescapatti2934]

*gets clapped by Amber*

[@tibbytobby]

damn bwaap really missed out on “hey girlie, hold still”

[@laurao.391]

"she's pretty" Me every moment I see a new character

[@wafflefalafel9442]

Shes cute, hes cute, gotdamn theyre all cute. Its the gacha curse

[@Asmodeus558]

Me getting klee

[@justsomerandomguy239]

@@Asmodeus558 O_o

[@atIXO.]

@@Asmodeus558 hol up

[@alieffauzanrizky7202]

@@Asmodeus558 this edible ain't sh-

[@deductionsdiary105]

"who's capable of killing an actual GOD?" venti and zhong li proceeds to die by a hilichurl

[@bonecag3]

Xiao and Zonghli getting KO’ed by a boar:

[@fuzzystudiosofficial]

Spoiler That would be technically Kaenri’ah’s revenge on them 👀

[@gemma723]

@@bonecag3 the way you worded that was so funny 😭

[@kitsuneudon4680]

Timmie

[@melody_kitty790]

@@fuzzystudiosofficial kaenri’ah people turned into the abyss not hilichurls tho

[@aloealll]

Childe be like: (Boy Twin) Hey buddy- Hold still Childe be like: (Girl Twin) Hey girlie- Hold still Me who chose the girl twin: .

[@mori4343]

*simp mode activates*

[@elistired7315]

@@wisteria7961 i sat there for a solid five minutes sitting there and simping over him 😭😭

[@zhongli1139]

@@elistired7315 i cant even make eye contact with him lmao im scared my parents are gonna walk in on me 😀

[@GreaterLordKusinali]

@@elistired7315 SAME I CHOSE LUMINE AND I WAS JUST 🤨🤨

[@cocopuff5891]

"Mondstadt's god is nowhere to be seen, whilst our god is forever with us!" Rex Lapis in like 50 seconds or less later: *HUNNY, YOU HAVE A BIG STORM COMIN.* **falls out of sky**

[@fluffyhairedloser6479]

"given that you just left your godless city." Venti: *offended god noises*

[@stronkduck5881]

bro she literally said godless yet seconds later their god died LMAO

[@stronkduck5881]

well technicslly not since its fake but they don no bout fhat hehehehehe

[@yaeznnn]

@@stronkduck5881 HAHAHAHAH

[@Kureemy]

*HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH?!* - Every Venti stan, probably.

[@caramelcwossont]

seconds later : *morax dies* venti : i may have given up my statue but…..ehe~ at least my city HAS A GOD

[@kekw6396]

Local: “Monstadt god is nowhere to be seen, whilst our god is forever with us” Their god a few moments later: *ded*

[@glam4663]

Plot twist; it was Venti, he doesn't like how people were speaking badly of him, so he shot Rex Lapis and is maniacally laughing behind the scenes, saying "where is your God now?"

[@El-tf6fg]

Instant karma. Venti probably ran all the way to Liyue and killed their god. Best theory.

[@TheAzsunshine11]

Venti after he hears Liyue talking trash: *So your god has chosen, ＤＥＡＴＨ*

[@blazerheata6479]

@@TheAzsunshine11 Yes, actually

[@mohammedbaig9569]

venti after killing rex lapis: ehe

[@PublicBus09]

Rex Lapis: *is killed Cloud Retainer: "Kaboom?"

[@dude_in_a_suit]

9:26 So Bennett actually did something to tick off an adeptus.... That must be the reason for the cabbages in treasure chests... Lol

[@El-tf6fg]

Paimon can’t actually fight so she just gives people mean nicknames.

[@Kate-gg4ws]

That's why she's the strongest character in all of genshin.

[@iamjungshook4810]

nah, shes just so Op that she doesn't wanna ruin the fun

[@sheeloop5691]

Tone death bard

[@monavity]

Paimon is the unknown god and just playing the fool with us.

[@pidgeongguk8818]

Paimon chose: Mean Nickname! It's super effective!

[@zacbabeiyee2697]

"Mora..." "Morax..." "Moron." Absolutely killed me

[@francescapatti2934]

Him too!

[@btix288]

Lmao

[@globalwarnings6897]

Me too, and the video just started 🤣🤣

[@emma_nutella58]

“Whilst our god is forever with us” The person killed Rex: yeah about that

[@peptobismol8554]

“Mondstat’s god is nowhere to be seen.” I actually have a head cannon that Venti can hear all the negative thoughts people say about him abandoning his people on the winds and sometimes he just drinks to drown it all out ✌🏻

[@cebuninja8008]

“The qixing is comprised of mere mortals” Ganyu: B*tch please

[@LoveYourself-un5ct]

LMAOOO

[@sreehari5423]

PUFFTTT LOL

[@jasonxu3876]

but she isn't Qixing, she's only their secretary

[@no-pv3dn]

@@jasonxu3876 but she’s still apart of it just not one of the 7

[@jeffulloa218]

Ganyu and the other adepti ARE mortals. They age, they just do it extremely slowly, to the point Ganyu has been around for more than 3,700 years, and still look young despite only being half-adeptus.

[@decoratedgraves]

him to lumine : hey girlie hold still him to aether : *hey buddy hold still*

[@matilde_5]

Aether got buddy-zoned

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

I'm kinda miffed about that but at the same time I can't really think of another word he could've used.

[@chill8373]

Mr. Raindrops bro?

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

@@chill8373 bro would've sounded so awkward,also very not in Character,imo at least.

[@cyclic7772]

@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou Onii-chan would have been better

[@severigne_m7652]

The fact that you're exploring Liyue without having lighted the whole map gives me anxiety

[@mightychondria666]

At the meeting Zhongli part, I glitched and we spent the whole convo looking at each other’s legs

[@GreaterLordKusinali]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@maruftim]

Girl: Mondstadt has no god lmao Rex Lapis: *dies* karma

[@arnowisp6244]

Actually still alive, just going by another name.

[@maruftim]

@@arnowisp6244 yeah i know

[@justaweebs1559]

@@cktan8439 venti

[@nightynightlayla374]

She jinxed it

[@dogeiscute3639]

OMG HAHAHAHAHHAH

[@MrZezima]

Plot twist : No one actually killed rex lapis, he was just gliding thru the sky with low stamina

[@yeebee2016]

Uuuhhh

[@pancakeswithsalt]

The true ending

[@whoscatimi7590]

Hahaha good one

[@axntiquxe7667]

HAHAHAHA

[@lxcht4483]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@margoshausa]

linlang: monstat god don't exist meanwhile venti at the tavern: *hiccup*

[@francescapatti2934]

No this is underrated as fuck. I have a feeling people are missing the importance of the hiccupp. Hiccups means someone is thinking about you! That or I'm interpreting something into it that isn't there.

[@sunburst3476]

5:08 Oh look it's Zach and Zach XD

[@daddyvegan9325]

"Our God is forever with us" Well yes but actually no

[@moonsiraven1265]

lol why dis got no replies

[@BabyShark-gt5cz]

lol why dis got 1 reply

[@instantfury2818]

Wait, aren't gods immortal?

[@daddyvegan9325]

@@instantfury2818 I'm not really sure the first archons besides zhongli and venti died

[@zhongliswallet8296]

@@instantfury2818 zhongli said that gods don't truly die, their consciousness is still there so i guess in a sense yes, they are immortal

[@rue.diohead810]

playing as aether makes it so you don’t hear childes “hey girlie, hold still” and it’s truly a shame

[@aimalisapro123]

True. It’s then when I fell in love with Childe

[@cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759]

Total Childe simp here. My friend was behind me and once she finally met Childe after me raving about him forever she said that he was kinda awkward. I went on yt to rewatch his intro (I didn't Wana watch further then that because I am deathly against spoilers) and after I had finished it, I noticed that my heart was actually racing and that scared me beyond belief 🤣🤣

[@kitzunemiku]

@@aimalisapro123 SAME LMAO

[@herrscher1904]

Yeah that fun and all until you get called him by paimon twice and by kaeya once when your playing lumine

[@aaliaaslam3841]

@@herrscher1904 i dont really mind that tho. it's such a big game with so much dialogue, it doesn't rlly bother me if they mess up a few words once or twice.

[@kazekumi..]

8:10 bro Cloud Retainer sounds like the teacher when one student does something wrong and the whole class loses recess 🧍‍♀️

[@makki1r23]

I love how everyone other than the people actually living in Liyue can pronounce the name correctly

[@marsiie]

"to kill an actual GOD, whos capable of doing that?" meanwhile venti dying from fall damage

[@thorsal6208]

From drowning

[@ZorrilloAlx]

Venti quit on his God powers I Believe.

[@Quantum1244]

@@ZorrilloAlx he has gotten weak after 500 years, but we play him so he has pretty much regained most of his strength

[@rhiannn3416]

@@Quantum1244 No i think i read somewhere in the lore that the power of an archon is directly linked to how much control the archon has over his/her region. And Venti's only rule is freedom.

[@rhiannn3416]

@@thamyris8953 yes i know, i never denied that

[@GiovannaUmpierrez]

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN THE LADY WAS LIKE GoDlEsS CiTy AND SHADING MONDSTAT (i was like bruh venti erasure) AND THEN THEIR GOD JUST DIES AND I WAS LIKE LMAOOO WHOS IN THE GODLESS CITY NOW

[@eagletgriff]

mere MINUTES before it happens too 💀💀💀

[@psychott6]

I can imagine how she felt

[@Windtorment]

😂😂😂😂

[@Bunn77]

Instant karma xD

[@Pluvillion]

I mean like, Mondstadt isn't "godless" considering Venti/Barbatos is still there. Liyue however...

[@xystef_]

Childe who's real name is ajax:you looking for fight buddy?

[@MoonGazerTheNightSilk]

The soundtrack literally sounds like ‘I pulled a qiqi’ and i love it

[@Random_Alastor_Fan]

Because it is lol

[@chaoticweeb229]

Literally everyone: oMg who names their child Childe?! That’s such a bad name!1!1! Tartaglia nicknaming himself Childe: *listen here you little shit* EDIT: Ajax is his given name, Tartaglia is his Harbinger title, and Childe is his nickname. Technically, the Tsaritsa gave it to him, but you can also see it as him nicknaming himself as he asks others to call him “Childe”. SO YEAH PLEASE STOP REPLYING

[@AgaEhrm]

meanwhile Ajax nicknaming Tartaglia and Childe: 👁👄👁

[@jani4460]

@@AgaEhrm Bigger brain Ajax

[@randomperson1714]

I’m going to name my child childe for the memes.

[@darcyvvalencia]

Ajax is his name, Childe is his nickname. Tartaglia is his Fatui name.

[@jani4460]

@@randomperson1714 This crossed my mind too

[@hirzan1874]

LinLang: There is no anemo god. Rex Lapis: :*dies* LinLang: *surprised pikachu face*

[@Cracker_Smacker]

Venti : Right back at ya buckaroo

[@user-dd2bi2ug2b]

Venti kinda sus

[@arthurfuruta7603]

Zhong li probably baited a whole nation

[@zoey3430]

@@arthurfuruta7603 yeah he did lol

[@ligrerium9891]

I bet there are many personalities of geo archon and zhongli gonna be a playable archon like venti. At least that is my speculation!

[@Mnrr6131]

5:42 fun fact. Aether and Moon carver are actually voiced by the same person

[@Barium_HydrOxide]

Naming your child "childe" is like when kratos keeps on calling atreus boy

[@danny8616]

"Mondstat's god is nowhere to be found." Okay well in his defense, the one time he actually said he was Barbatos the nun just didnt believe him. Also Mondstat is a City of FREEDOM, why tf would their god tell them what to do???

[@acegardianarocrat]

Traveller- "What is freedom when demanded of you by a God"

[@shiberu_7s]

@@acegardianarocrat dainsleif*

[@lilacdaven]

@@shiberu_7s venti*

[@scarlett7641]

@@acegardianarocrat venti *

[@racool911]

Deaconess not nun lmao

[@Tadahitorii]

"Whilst our god is forever with us." Yep, she definitely jinxed it.

[@arnowisp6244]

Don't worry, he's going by a different name now.

[@wiritpollapcharoenporn3168]

@@arnowisp6244 But I think he will go with Keqing and let Liyue write their own rules. I think Zhong Li went: welp Venti just get suckerpunch, something is wrong with Tsaritsa--time of change is coming better get out of here.

[@Meteorknite]

@@arnowisp6244 doesnt matter the name the ģod isnt with liyue anymore lol

[@andikabhermawan]

that woman just trigger a death flag

[@okatori795]

@@wiritpollapcharoenporn3168 does keqing appear in the game besides summons yet? I have the last story quest and the special story quests to do so Is she in one of those?

[@yukaiyami]

“Come back here” “I just spent like 10 to 20 minutes trying to get you to summon” “please come here” Sounds like me every time a new 5* joins the wish banner

[@Banoffee_Animations-Portfolios]

I was wondering what Fatui meant in English, I looked it up and Google Translate said Latin: Fatui English: Stupid *Tsaritsa wants to know your location Google Translate* Kill me :,D

[@yo-hx2iq]

when i saw that bird first (the big white one) i literally tried to shoot her with thinking how many fowls will i get. i-

[@aight_lol]

PLS LMAOAISHXAHXHAHDHAHA

[@hayley9066]

NO RESPECT FOR THE ADEPTI

[@josoares2478]

B R U H

[@sammybear21]

*You tried to kill Cloud Retainer?*

[@DrihLeonhart]

no wonder she wanted to nuke the entire city

[@hanabinaoya8647]

Paimon: ''The killer is AmoNgsT uS!!'' One of her cutest lines by far, fight me.

[@meymun120]

Agreed

[@spazzyginger8356]

I remember when I played the game and this happened I just yelled "HAH HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE GODLESS?" And then I found out later Zhongli existed

[@ysean3834]

Venti probably sniped Rex lapis because of all the shade his people throw at him

[@culturedswine4300]

yo no. thats gonna start a holy war

[@raile4300]

To fair the cryo god is shtting on monsdtadt too

[@wolfofsummerbreeze]

Childe probably was the criminal.

[@amentalio011]

this is canon

[@S4ND55]

@idiot lol welp Venti is officially sus

[@Kazzz03]

"Mondstadt's god is nowhere to be seen!" Venti's just vibing and getting drunk, give him a break.

[@meteorstarthearcher5350]

and now Lyiue's god is also vibing, but drinking tea not wine and being the eptium of *style*

[@eagletgriff]

9:03 Meanwhile: 3 adepti gives temporary power boosts to the traveler lmaooo Including xiao 💀

[@TheBlankInk]

"The Mondstat God isnt around" Venti *literally* roaming around Mondstat every day, hanging out with his people: *Am i a joke to you*

[@faelixxy]

"Mondstadt god is no where to be seen" Me lowkey offended because I think of Mondstadt as home: At least my god is still alive 🙄✋🏽

[@SpaceToads]

Same. Mondstadt just feels so safe to me. And idk why, but I have to play with the traveler still using Anemo powers..

[@Alactrix]

@@SpaceToads I do that too and I get you.... Its just home y'know

[@yasminothman842]

wait im not the only one mondstadt=home

[@nasywafajria2575]

i think im the only one lmao

[@miawings9862]

Yess ikr!! Plus Venti is my favourite character and da best bard boi Anemo Archon ever!! He, AKA me be maddddd lmao And not to mention we actually have a lot of stuff incommon we literally both have cat allergies and are not tone-deaf lmao and we're sometimes sassy so Imma definitely pull for him he is the only character I want to get being 100% sure in that. I was so offended by that lmaooo but no worries imma teach that lil b*tch a lesson imma be like: Like yo cut g boom shaka laka b*tch come here sister vengeance will be mine time to take off COME HERE YA HEAR ME WHY ARE U RUNNIN' I JUST WANT TO HURT U FOR VENTI *COME.HERE.BRO*

[@davekho8316]

"excuse me short person coming through." r e l a t a b l e

[@vermilion6966]

:(

[@quanxiss_]

me being 1 cm taller than levi:

[@Victor98764]

looking these videos reminds me playing in lower AR when i was so exited to do those quests and exploring liyue with its awesome music theme, such nostalgic feeling.

[@cybergr4pe]

2:28 Aether's braid jsjsjdjde

[@duchi882]

0:31 - she's basically saying *"Your god went out to buy some milk"* and never came back

[@heartlove-xx]

LMFAO

[@peruperu7459]

Black dad?

[@bonnbienrellin8292]

Just like Timmie's dad...

[@Cracker_Smacker]

Just like timmie's dad

[@TheIlikepie911]

Venti is timmies dad

[@goodhore]

out all the characters, the Russian KGB agent is the one that can pronounce Liyue correctly, huh.

[@Kettvnen]

KGB lmao

[@goodhore]

Well that's what basically the fatui are.

[@xxcrowfeatherxx2540]

@@goodhore This is so true and I will refer to them as KGB from now on

[@Payday5]

@@goodhore seriously those guys are goddamn annoying

[@ria_8884]

Yet he can't pronounce correctly the name of his own country :D

[@luciabelenoliveri5706]

Everyone: Childe Paimon: *CHILL DAY*

[@linkinblocks5646]

Linlang: “yo city got no god” *next minute* *morax “dead”*

[@keirahosey]

everyone: pronounces it like child paimon: *chill-day*

[@NelsonBrown]

3:36 - yup

[@kori228]

Paimon: pronounces it differently 2 lines apart

[@NelsonBrown]

@@kori228 - I'm thinking the lines were recorded at different times. Maybe different days.

[@sairiyx]

chill de

[@celeridad6972]

Literally in Spanish

[@rexammus]

Cloud retainer's logic: I won't have to continue protecting liyue if there is no liyue

[@haveagoodday7021]

I mean that is kinda sound logic

[@furiousdestroyah9999]

Stonks?

[@sweetrain9482]

3000iq

[@user-us3wq4np6k]

based logic

[@user-us3wq4np6k]

but still tho.. I think the Cloud Retainer meant why would she protect something that doesn't want to be protected.

[@tangytaku_]

Did anyone else die when bwaap said “So I'm stepping in this guy's saliva? Ewww.”.

[@lucid_here]

Bwaap:THIS SOUND TRACK IS SO GOOD!! Me:*hears i pulled a qiqi~*

[@ravell.ananta5466]

Imagine being an Adeptus but still can be bought with Almond Tofu, smh.

[@LoveYourself-un5ct]

I’d buy xiao with all the almond tofu I have

[@speczs6003]

I'd give xiao all my food just to get him in my party

[@karrie7993]

Paimon: Wait a minute, we came here to-- Commerical: Did you know that the average adult has five pounds of toxic poop in their body?

[@sweetwolfiesam9417]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@alizatrnk]

PLEASE IM STILL GETTING THIS AD 4 MONTHS LATER SDJFHJEHJAHAH

[@wolfy_chan_7986]

WHAT (• ▽ •;)😂

[@LucieCarlisle]

I CHOKED ON MY FOOD WHILE READING THIS AJHAIUFDFLLGYULUYFEO

[@sadie4773]

I literally just went through this part of the story yesterday and my experiences were identical

[@catpoke9557]

3:05 I actually theorize because of this line that Paimon has an absurd metabolism due to constantly floating, and that's why she eats so much. On a less serious note, it's rich hearing Paimon of all people say "So insensitive"

[@basantatamang2249]

Her origin is UNKNOWN so who knows it may be the case.

[@mingautumns4238]

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who thought the people in Liyue were rude 😹😭

[@zakenmaru8612]

Nearly everyone in Liyue is an asshole. Merchants are pretentious douches save for the inn and Wanmin and few others

[@thefoolsfavorite]

Lmao exactly, when I first came into Liyue Harbor and went into that Tea shop I thought "oh my god why is everyone here so rude geez"

[@IDK_What_Im_Doing826]

Not everyone is rude, most of them are pretty depressed too

[@miariyo1686]

Yep when i talk to almost everyone in liyue i was like *ayo chill* i mean not all the liyue people are rude but still there are more savage liyue people then monstadt ;-;

[@liseegeskov8769]

I mean To be honest their god did just DIE

[@shenwolf4830]

7:11 “I accidentally did it” Basically most of us in every big-brained puzzle

[@ddcoolboy3]

Honestly the leap between AR for quests is horrifying. After that is level 35

[@Lunarroni]

" I just spent 10-20 minutes trying to get you summoned" I spent a whole week and a few days-

[@user-hd7kf3um6z]

0:36 funny. I approached her as Venti. “Monstadts god is nowhere to be seen” Hahaha he’s right in front of you girllllll

[@tea_5754]

@@shouqers same :(

[@-lenganhoa-d]

Same lol

[@hextherobot9180]

Wait ventis a god?

[@-lenganhoa-d]

@@hextherobot9180 he is

[@hextherobot9180]

@@-lenganhoa-d i thought venti could only summon a stormterror (aka that dragon)

[@wearymeowmeow]

Poor Venti, got bullied so much. I still love him :>

[@arnowisp6244]

Got kicked around by Signora mocking how weak he is for a god of wind and now even Liyue is throwing shade at him for being absent. Poor guy, he needs a hug...and a bottle of wine.

[@nicodium]

@@arnowisp6244 i literally simp for venti and i hate signora af but signora is also kinda pretty

[@thahayasin6326]

@@LS-qs9ju i thought it was 37 cup of wine 👁️_👁️

[@rockingsushi8013]

If venti ever dies its gona be because of depression or alcohol poisoninf

[@Inf3rnaI]

Venti is just easy mode

[@drawingdoritu]

linlang: "your godless city" if there was an option to say "we,ve met lord barbatos before"

[@jasonxiao7359]

Linlang: monstadts god is nowhere to be seen and our god is always with us Me: ur god ded

[@lets_see_777]

dieded*

[@thatoneweebguy6379]

Aliven't

[@forest9584]

Actually their Real God is Zhongli who is still alive and is the Geo Archon he'll be on banner on November 11

[@wuttatota148]

@@forest9584 It's just speculation though, not confirmed yet that Zhongli is the geo Archon

[@sandipandeb9330]

@@forest9584 come on man just play along