bro it is 4am that knock sound scared the absolute shit out of me. it sounds so real lmao.
@MrSkuddawg3 ай бұрын
Fuckin A', I was just watching the video, flea marketing on tarkov, and when I heard that at 11:09pm, I went to my front door, 9mm in hand. Didn't even hear the comment about the "someone did the knocking". Got me good.
@thebigjaw41988 ай бұрын
Bruh I want a compilation of AquaFPS cold opens, kills me everytime.
@RedNeckActual8 ай бұрын
This one was like a doctor cupping his balls telling him to cough XD
@kevinmooney23728 ай бұрын
even his thicc case isn't optimized or streamlined. his survival this long has been a gift of mercy from the gods
@dajshinshin61238 ай бұрын
Nearly passed out getting coffee at 6AM because of that damned knocking sound.
@braves82028 ай бұрын
I'm so glad the videos are longer. I don't really give a shit on how far or close the KZbin videos are to the streams. Just happy to get more Loot Lord.
@SplarcieRS8 ай бұрын
2:45 for those wondering how to tell exactly, its usually around 39:38 in the raid that you will get packet loss. so 22 seconds into the raid it will happen. If you get packet loss on your raid, the boss on that map did NOT spawn. Very useful information. If you're not kitted enough to fight killa or like the goons all at once, its a good way to know if they are there. I use it for interchange runs when i am running inside so I know whether or not to expect killa
@matts34258 ай бұрын
do you have a guess as to why that is? I thought it may be because the game needs to compensate for no boss by adding in SCAVs at that time or something?
@DailyTread8 ай бұрын
@32:50 Abney witnessed the true heft of the Loot Lord first hand.
@DOiNKLES8 ай бұрын
Aqua “how do you see in this darkness?” “Remember those settings i told you?” “Yes”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shampp54118 ай бұрын
I jumped at Aqua's alert god damnit lol
@tangofivefivesix8 ай бұрын
Love watching you and Abney run duos!! My two favorite Tarkov streamers at once, poggers.
@AbsentQuack8 ай бұрын
The knock thing should be illegal
@TheDrinkingStuff8 ай бұрын
I'm glad Abney said something about it. I thought someone knocked on my window
@Lasted8438 ай бұрын
That shit made me flinch so hard, and it doesn't help he usually uploads at night lol.
@FourthExile8 ай бұрын
i'm fucking living in some shit tenement, moving tf out in two days, can't wait to leave, all I need is that fucking sound with greasy tendies in my hand and a mouthful of chimkin
@gergocsanadi47708 ай бұрын
30:10 he is a little confused but he got the spirit.
@jeremiemoisan44138 ай бұрын
Sheeeesh aqua started ctrl clicking to loot 😅
@FourthExile8 ай бұрын
ikr lol
@Vizixor728 ай бұрын
abney "theres a human.. I killed it" lmfao
@trancendency_8 ай бұрын
Thank god you guys extended the video duration. This time we're more likely to catch up or close the gap to the stream, at least
@Driiiiizz8 ай бұрын
BRO that knocking got me I jumped up thinking someone knocked on my window (1:22 AM) had me looking outside like WHO TF just did that lmao
@ShooterEXE8 ай бұрын
Has anyone noticed that LEDX in the real world is just a bunch of leds attached to semicircle and everybody with any tech skills and soldering iron can make it?
@SlumLord-8 ай бұрын
And it’s only like 600 usd lmao. And I’m sure it’s probably got a bit more to it than that for sure but still very silly.
@ShooterEXE8 ай бұрын
@@SlumLord- yea 600 usd is about 55k roubles irl rate or 85k roubles by in-game rate. And there are cheaper options called vein finders for 50 usd
@vlakvark858 ай бұрын
That knock knock knock scared the shit out of me. I half jumped out of my chair, it's close to midnight and no one should be knocking like that at my place - it can only be trouble. My nerves....
@Encarnation10008 ай бұрын
Yeesh, That guy sitting right and somehow Aquas brain like yeah he def left!
@FourthExile8 ай бұрын
I facepalmed when that happened
@Verdia8 ай бұрын
@@FourthExile "must have been 2 guys"
@solarbear95108 ай бұрын
You can still get those ice cream strawberry bars, theyre called scooter bars
@kennethoneal70268 ай бұрын
They are Good humor bars out here.
@nuttbooi20958 ай бұрын
Abney carrying aqua is like helping a blind man cross da hood.
@ryanbeggs60348 ай бұрын
after finally building the strength to go to streets of tarkov ive realized it just might be their best map because their isnt really just one central destination where everyone goes, their are definitely hotspots but unlike most maps you can go around them. and with so many paths you can take camping isnt much of an issue. plus not once have i been spawn killed like on every other tarkov map
@rhynekillian80808 ай бұрын
That knocking scarred the shit out of me.......... I thought the window next to me was getting the knocks........... on the 5th floor...................
@vlakvark858 ай бұрын
Dude me too!!! My heart was in my throat. Holy Moses!! It's near midnight here in South Africa and I my mind went to worst case scenario immediately.
@rhynekillian80808 ай бұрын
@@vlakvark85 , High Five to the SA life!
@originalpirate61218 ай бұрын
that NVG is like sprite bottle
@AfkaSound8 ай бұрын
Why is Aqua trying to cling to that man like a limpet?
@OneAdrianJr8 ай бұрын
fr I fuck w aqua but godamn lol
@stechrochen86598 ай бұрын
Yes, a good video for my trip
@yalosy8 ай бұрын
NAILS!!!
@92Jdmsupra8 ай бұрын
Have a nice fall!
@Frost3D448 ай бұрын
DUDE MY WIFE AND I WERE HAVING THIS EXACT ICE CREAM CONVO TODAY
@coreygames97138 ай бұрын
Aqua long videos make me happy
@blakeedwards17488 ай бұрын
Love the abney duos👌🏻
@Opaali698 ай бұрын
damn i love these videos thanks aqua and the team
@David_Quinn_Photography8 ай бұрын
the lockers in the grocery stores have spawned key chains, docs cases, and rollers for me.
@GamerDAD12138 ай бұрын
Scav cases are amazing. My first wipe I got both green and yellow labs card from 95k. Traded green for thick weapon case as I didn’t know the value of the card then. Yellow also only went for 300k back then. Since then moonshine or intel have been dog shit but 95k still delivers. Got just this wipe, dog tag case, doc case, key tool, many tank batts and bunch of other great stuff. Oh and blue folder which I didn’t think they sold but I put up for 9 million and it sold and now shit is going for over 20 million lol but Still great money
@vlakvark858 ай бұрын
This is helpful, I stopped doing it because intel and moonshine were dog shit indeed
@BockwinkleB8 ай бұрын
Aqua sending signals with that lighting?
@keirranadams88218 ай бұрын
Aqua is a scavs worst nightmare
@BigFloppaTTV8 ай бұрын
Hello aqua, at 12:50 you say they "were" so good, i must inform you they still make those, and they're still amazing.
@bigodelock58328 ай бұрын
This Aqua thumbnail cracks me up!
@GamerDAD12138 ай бұрын
It also took me forever to get the 5 I needed this wipe. Get one early on and then took like 6 raids to get them to spawn. So dumb of a task that they don’t spawn 100 percent and more then 3 of them
@raysanchez14478 ай бұрын
blue bunny strawberry shortcake going hard still
@lucasmccaffrey2948 ай бұрын
when dad uploads, i watch
@Caannnnoonn8 ай бұрын
Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake ice cream was the best!
@sked118 ай бұрын
I wonder how far aqua would get going for Kappa solo
@Robocobo8 ай бұрын
Your eyes are slowly draining of all energy
@TheTrueMotivation0058 ай бұрын
Man thinks he’s in Tarkov irl selling his hoodie in rubles
@jeremyburks78828 ай бұрын
Abney sounds just like Hexloom AND ZChum.
@YaboiBrent078 ай бұрын
Yes Aqua the light is cool
@Loui_Siana8 ай бұрын
Why are you my fav streamer rn idk...
@tonyluo14188 ай бұрын
Lovin the longer vids
@ShakeTheCovers7 ай бұрын
Pecan ice cream is gas 🔥🔥🔥
@NeroSurvives8 ай бұрын
Aqua is the Lawful good StankRat
@blaire95248 ай бұрын
Got some cool clothes you got there
@dustinbreakey47078 ай бұрын
you can still get scooter crunches man
@colby13988 ай бұрын
Aqua with that streamer luck. My scav case has only brought me junk
@iampepheb8 ай бұрын
Not super familiar with Abney but he's been a great coop partner for aqua this wipe imo in terms of vibes and banter, not a bad shot either!
@jackburton79598 ай бұрын
Ah yes. Just in time for the evening poop.
@stevensheets72178 ай бұрын
Lights are brighter than my future
@FourthExile8 ай бұрын
hahaha ... 🙃
@kieran44348 ай бұрын
I got a led x from the 95k scav case
@TuffMelon8 ай бұрын
Interchange is one of those maps that could do with a bit of a rework (more than it got). Its back when maps were designed with thematic style in mind more than gameplay, so it has so much wasted space and poorly set up pathways, simply because thats what a shopping mall would be like. Back when Interchange came out, Customs had the infamous chokepoint still, woods was still just the lumber mill with a horseshoe of trees around it, Shoreline was the worst its ever been, and factory was tiny still.
@FourthExile8 ай бұрын
Even though I don't play Shoreline much, I found it odd they extended an already gigantic map. I'll never understand BSG changing the roof tiling while the plumbing has been flooding the house for ages..
@OP_SKIF8 ай бұрын
What knock sounds?????
@bierrollerful8 ай бұрын
Bro is wearing cool clothes!
@estel61378 ай бұрын
My buddy got a dorms marked key first intel he did and after than for like three weeks he kept going at it and hasn’t gotten anything good😂
@mikecostanza3038 ай бұрын
Scav case is literally just opening CS cases lmao. If you ever get anything good early on, STOP. You'll never continually make money back. Unless you just do 95k'ers. Rip them bitches all day.
@maxhoward25438 ай бұрын
I got a Tagia machete worth 5 mil from a 95k scav case this wipe
@skully42898 ай бұрын
Don't worry aqua your light is very cool
@jdmlover62028 ай бұрын
Love the light
@a-aronmeyer45608 ай бұрын
Hexloom and augmentin are the same peraon
@mitchelladams30098 ай бұрын
For the love of everything holy…TAKE OFF YOUR NVD’s IN LIT ROOMS!
@jackwilson4888 ай бұрын
Thank you for toilet video gout father🙏🏼
@iitstre_45508 ай бұрын
Those lockers spawn bitcoins. Found my first Bitcoin in there the first time I checked this wipe 😂
@SynnisterGames8 ай бұрын
I've gotten 2 blue folders from scav case, collective 34 million roubles. Def worth it.
@Lasted8438 ай бұрын
Holy shit, which one?
@SynnisterGames8 ай бұрын
@@Lasted843 they were both Intel but I’m certain I got extraordinarily lucky. The 95k one SHOULD have the chance to drop them too since it can drop any item in the game
@05Rm250RideAlong8 ай бұрын
I like the light
@heavenlyeggs64558 ай бұрын
I’ve sadly got 8 tank batteries last 4 days
@Infinity_Squad8 ай бұрын
Cool light aqua
@averageloner96578 ай бұрын
How he says back in the day. Those are still selling.
@ColeFromRS8 ай бұрын
Aqua must love blinding himself by constantly having NVGs on while staring straight into spotlights. Jesus lmfao.
@thegingergrasshopper39088 ай бұрын
Hey Aqua, when the hell is my Tan man plushy gonna get here? Ive been waiting for months....
@Urdok1238 ай бұрын
Ground Zero *is* a fucking great map
@ronmka89318 ай бұрын
is it just me but does it feel like tarkov aint worth playing anymore? I open the game, look at stash, look at the quests (its just half streets half lighthouse) and close the game.
@jdmlover62028 ай бұрын
Sort of
@apIthletIcc8 ай бұрын
🎉🎉🎉 the light is de wae
@SlavidDavid8 ай бұрын
Day 60!!!!!! Of Marking My Daily Traditional Sessions Of Watching AlsoAqua.
@apIthletIcc8 ай бұрын
you say it like thats not easy. im on day 600 buddy lol congrats tho. you found the best channel on yt 🎉
@colby81048 ай бұрын
I play video games instead
@DOiNKLES8 ай бұрын
@@colby8104You lie like a rug
@TyBayagaAgain8 ай бұрын
Strawberry shortcake was for girls. Guys got the choccy eclair
@roadturtle1158 ай бұрын
Aqua (shine my light so they know exactly where im aiming and when when im pushing) fps
@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n8 ай бұрын
rofl the thumbnail
@Patdaddy228 ай бұрын
Watching Aqua try to kill raiders is painful lol
@JohnKerr-b1q8 ай бұрын
i can eat now
@yikesmcgee-gz3lq8 ай бұрын
Aqua’s fight inside power was painful to watch. Holy fuck 😂. No wonder this degen has less than 50mil roubles.
@SgtJohnRemairez8 ай бұрын
Why is this video so dark?!
@msheezzy8 ай бұрын
I don’t understand how aqua gets crazy good shit from the scav case. I’ve invested every moonshine and intel I’ve gotten so 10x of each and still haven’t gotten anything dope. This game hates me
@justinn53578 ай бұрын
Hey Aqua to peruse something means to go very slowly and with great detail
@gergocsanadi47708 ай бұрын
Okay now im getting mad... Where are my ledx's nikita?!
@sim64468 ай бұрын
why would anyone buy a hoodie with aquas face on it lol
@YaboiBrent078 ай бұрын
Hey Aqua you know Dr. Disrespect has been playing a lot of EFT… would you ever consider playing some duos with Doc? I just wanna also say that would be an actual dream come true, two of my most favorite streamers together would be so great!
@ravenazure2908 ай бұрын
Aqua shows new merch and doesn't say you wanna wear cool clothes?
@evanfusco19368 ай бұрын
Hello Mr aqua, looking very handsome today
@lykos6197 ай бұрын
I wish rogues would spray and pray at you and continue shooting after you enter cover but have less accuracy. The laser beam bot style is just so lame.
@cleetus4058 ай бұрын
Milk
@nallenrip8 ай бұрын
Aqua is such a handicap player
@ParagonChumba8 ай бұрын
TarkovFPS
@guildedgladiator76278 ай бұрын
Nice another totally painless vid 😅
@habocky8 ай бұрын
Dude what are these Last Of Us musics in the vids? thats not going to be an issue for monetized content?
@greenbudpacker88938 ай бұрын
Why did it take me like two years to realize you have a speech impediment? You sound like Mac when he had wood teeth in the Liberty Bell episode of sunny
@kaupz18 ай бұрын
why does this random always say he is dead when he is not. so dumb